We should Call it A.S.M.R Absolutely Soothed Members of the Rift

My cult is the church of Papa Rift. We celebrate him yearly, monthly, weekly, hourly, minutely, second...ly. Praise him. For he is our Lord. Praise Papa Rift. Stay blessed.

[ slams door ] *i heard someone say cult*

We will commit a mass tingling.

Thought this channel was already a cult of asmr and cuthulu fans

Meanwhile, Comrade Yuri is somewhere out there organising the masses for the revolution.

Story of my life I was watching memes but a second later I get a notification from uncle rift. All I saw was let’s start a cult and I knew I was in for a treat

I'll lay down my life for this cause

There is a game called Cultist Simulator on Steam. It's pretty fun if you enjoy weird lore and doing culty things. Recommended

Start a cult: a proper New Year's resolution

next video: Killing Someone And Dismembering Their Body! (ASMR)

That red dead 2 reference.

Does my mom need to sign a permission slip?

Creative Cultists Class for Co-ordinating Co-operative Clemmons for Cthulu's Clairvoyant Concoctions and Cooking

If the gods are Bob Ross & Mr. Rodgers with ER being their prophet, i may seriously consider joining this cult.

I can't tell if er actually wants to start a cult or not

Uh. I'm not sure if my mom would approve.

He always starts his videos with “I hope you’re (all) doing well”. How sweet.

Can I just join a pre-existing cult instead, ER? I’d love to join the cult of plague doctors Corvus is in!

Day 2: Of me asking rift to do a swear word only video

Does this cult have fire? I think I should bring fire into the cult. Fire keeps you warm and sleepy. Fire is so very pretty. I like fire.

But Papa Effy, we ARE a cult already.

Good Red Dead Redemption 2 reference, almost didn’t catch it.

After overhearing this video, my parents officially don’t trust me. Shoo, I don’t trust myself either.

never before was i more sad because of my lactose intolerance...

For a mascot, I nominate the rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

The cult should be about memes and roping people in chairs while showing them the memes than let them go.

Let's not. The last thing we need is a junior deputy from Montana impaling us with shovels.

he really never runs out of ideas

He said cult 151 times. That’s a “cult” every 17 seconds.

Every upload continues to amaze me at how creative you are

Mr Rift, can you please do an abstract art appreciation video (or just an artwork review video) it would be so relaxing!

'sOrRy GoD, i WaS cUrIoUs"

All hail the dear lord, Jim Pickens!

I was looking for asmr originally but also looking for ways to start a cult! Thank you for this!!!!

It’s finally happening. He’s being up front with the cult genre he’s been dancing around for _years_

I love this! A cult? That's such a great idea!

Welp, time to dust off the old cultist robe

Would love cream soda for a beverage, donuts for some appetizers, and pins and a mug would be lovely to offer. We should exclude anyone with a violent past (domestic abuse, ect.) Our attire should be casual but include an overcoat/hoodie with a hood (sleeves optional for warmer weather) to mimic a robe, with our emblem on it. For rules, I like a lot of The Satanic bible rules (do not harm animals unless for food, don't hurt kids, consent is a must). Mascot should be the jackalope with wings (there is a name but I forget), it's a sweet, welcoming cryptid. Also if we have a mascot costume I would love the job of wearing it for events and such. Good cult song should be one we create together. Handshake should be similar, I do think it should be along the lines of "pushing your buttons" and "calming hand motions". I also wouldn't mind assisting with daycare needs. I like the Cult of Inconspicuous Person's as a name. Our purpose for our cult could be a mix of spreading ASMR, positively, knowledge about cryptids, and stories. A slogan could be "Hello, I hope you're doing well." Activities: video games (tournaments!), board games, card games, arts and crafts of various kinds. I'm free Saturdays for meetings, online would be good too for quick info. (This was fun)

como siempre no falla mi compare llevo años oyendo tu canal y eres el mejor del rubro! best sound quality

*yawning and stretching* Probably time to get up. I've slept in enough today. *see's Uncle E posted at 10 am* hmmm.... Welp, goodnight I guess. *goes back to sleep watching video*

You just never stop pumping out videos... :)

Remember that video of business men in a field with mask film from a dashcam of a car? Yeah , this is there origin story

I love the quality of your videos!

*reads the C word twice....thought it said something else*

I would love more corvus ASMR, such as a new experiment or doing an experiment for an SCP

Great vid as always. Picked up a few of those awesomely-wholesome stickers!

I legitimately like re watching this cause I like thinking about making a cult and stuff like this and the asmr is a bonus!

Sure why not. Everyone seems to be doing it.

My illiterate ass thought the title said Let’s cut to the chase

How the hell are you so creative with these videos man? I would have run out of ideas a long time ago

Big step of a cult, is isolation. Seperating the followers from none believers makes it easier to normalize the actions and beliefs of the cult. Restricting what people can watch, listen to, or read limits triggers that can make people question, or think anything that runs counter to cult agenda. Another big thing is recruitment. You never start by asking people to join. You start by asking something small, like inviting them for coffee. After they say yes to something, it begins conditioning them to keep saying yes. Introduce people slowly to the idea while getting them to engage in other ideas. Next, is using simple things that are proven to work. For instance, when overwhelmed, focus on the task one part at a time. Use little every day bits of advice, and lable it as cult teachings. People associate the sucess of such tactics as proof, or validation that everything the cult teaches is true or valid. I list this not to get people to start a cult, but to recognize manipulation or situations that might be dangerous. Knowledge is power lol

I want you to finish that story with the shackles, that seems really interesting rift..

if they shave their beard in Red Dead they have no place in our cult

this man deserves more than 574k subs such good quality

I've been waiting for this for too long

Count me in!

Can I perform sacrifices using the blood of pineapples?

This video got me so emotional. I have never done anything good in my life. I have never done anything to deserve to build a cult with you, but I have been blessed and got lucky, I do not deserve this, but it’s happening, and I could not be happier. I don’t know if I’m ready, but I will do my best.

"let's start a cult" This doesn't phase me anymore

In regards to beverages anything but kool-aid my good man

"$300 for a year, or $20 a month?" 20x12= 240... Cheaper for the monthly I guess.

Sure sounds good! They always end up doing good for everyone involved.

I love your ASMR it's somehow better and different from the others 😁

Ever since the death of god, there's been a vacancy open.

A cults pretty cool, yes. But have you ever done DMT?

This is gonna be just like Far Cry 5, except with a lot of whispering instead of torture.

Okay, so here’s what I’m thinking: Exclude rich people (unless they claim to want a break from the money) Dress in formalwear and creepy masks Our mascot should be the human nervous system. not super excitable looking, just very ominous. Our purpose should be to become as relaxed as possible in order to be able to survive the stress of the impending apocalypse. I can’t think of a name or slogan. Suggestions welcomed

As long as it’s not a death worshipping cult, I’m in!

Thank you.

Eph: Hey, wanna start a cult? Me: Uhh no thanks I’m actually Chri- Eph: WE ARE STARTING A FUCKING CULT

Left a like on the video and the concept, wish I could’ve watched it all but the pencil on the cork board is like nails on a chalk board for me.

We should name it the cult of curiously clumped confections

Farcry 5 vibes anyone?

Happy new year

I started laughing when he started telling the rdr2 story as his calling

Don't allow rich people into the cult

ER, I thought this channel's following already consisted of a cult. Now it seems as we must expand upon the ideology. Also, I thought the title said "Let's Start A Cut!" for which I do not understand how to do.

This. A new fav of mine

Heya rift! Can we please get another rush hour video? I really enjoy those

Far cry 5? Is that you Father?

Blue Oyster Cult?

We all know the Golden Rule: "Treat others like you want to be treated." Some believe in the Platinum Rule: "Treat others as they want to be treated." I feel we should begin the Ephemeral Rule. I suggest: "Treat others as they would treat others."

If this is legit I'm fucking ready for it lol Should have a fully running discord, wiki, etc. for this

*accidentally reinvents the catholic church*

Well looks like I'm going back to sleep

A cult that puts me to sleep *its a dream come true*

Oh my, so this is my second video of yours, and I kinda like it.

Charles Manson wants to know your location

Can I start a cult for a Konosuba Season 3?

I like a lot of this video, but I *love* the handshake hand movements

finally, the day I've been waiting for

I've been wanting to join an ER Cult for nigh millenia

Let's cultivate a cult!

Me: (reads title aloud) Let's start a cult? IM DOWN! Everyone in the shopping mall: WHAT.THE.FUCK!?

If we're doing this, there's gonna be some serious competition with the Peggies of Hope County. Speaking of which, who thinks Rift looks like Joseph Seed?

3:50 Played too much Red Dead Redemption recently?

reminds me of far cry 5

“There comes a time in everyone’s life when you have to make a decision as to what kind of cult you’re going to start” 😂😂😂

keep this series going pls! next video like : (Insert character name here) heard you started a cult maybe cthulu wants a talk because you decided against making a cult for him? :P