Liam Neeson's Rage

Liam Neeson's Rage | Cumtown

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Episodes 141 & 229
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@roryslaine7896 2 жыл бұрын

As a native Irishman I can safely say that I never leave the house without my eye-stabbing wand.

@roryslaine7896 2 жыл бұрын

@@mb1326 Ireland is an island pal...

@liamsweeney4754 2 жыл бұрын

@@mb1326 what island is Ballymena on?

@houlmyhead9947 2 жыл бұрын

@@mb1326 auc fucking wheesht would ye

@rflanaganagan8489 2 жыл бұрын

People from Northern Ireland may identify as Irish, British or both. It's funny how certain groups try to take ownership of other people. Repeatedly.

@Killin_365 2 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@inktoxicant 2 жыл бұрын

"I think his wife got got by The Lord" is the best way to say that someone died

@paulfroelich1024 2 жыл бұрын

Dude it's so funny

@victorkreuger9865 2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@GS-to9oe 2 жыл бұрын

Where I come from…

@davidfootman2170 2 жыл бұрын

Laughed too hard at this 😂😂🤣🤣

@willshogren1987 2 жыл бұрын

A friend was told via e-mail that his grandfather had been "promoted to glory" so tell people online to "promote themselves to glory" became a thing.

@Mcmotherfuckingrory Жыл бұрын

"Gúalabreacht" does sound like a sick Irish weapon in fairness.

@StuffyMc Ай бұрын

Crazy that you spelled that out, you must be very gay.

@scruffyLG 2 жыл бұрын

The weapon is called a cosh or a shillelagh which is basically a stick with a knob at one end. It’s one of the oldest Irish weapon and very deadly if wielded by Liam Neeson

@HornyIndianMan 2 жыл бұрын

I got a stick with a knob on the end you you can wield.

@winkoman3 2 жыл бұрын

@The Rusty Cutlass the Irish never invented glassware. That was one of many gifts they got from their Anglo saviors.

@Sonicthehedgefundmanager 2 жыл бұрын

Of course it’s a very deadly weapon if wielded by Neeson Because he contains a very specific set of skills….. And also cause he’s gay.

@Democrities 27 күн бұрын

Wow. That’s incredible and homosexual; I’m gay.

@na-vn5qy 22 күн бұрын

@@Sonicthehedgefundmanagerhe 'contains' a set of skills

@BurnsyRuns 2 жыл бұрын

I love that he says he "cured" himself of this murder fantasy by going POWER-WALKING

@TimmyMcGowan 2 жыл бұрын

sometimes you just need to put your hate crime level racism on a leash and take it for a walk

@Wetknees 2 жыл бұрын

Wasn’t he powerwalking looking for a hate crime to commit though?

@inktoxicant 2 жыл бұрын

@@Wetknees yes lmao, he went out on a walk with the hopes of just stumbling upon a black guy who he could beat up

@johnnymiller5593 2 жыл бұрын

its possible

@rainbowGZUS7 2 жыл бұрын

@@inktoxicant that's a long walk where I'm at

@anthony7960 2 жыл бұрын

Nick is the funniest man on earth when he hits his stride. I was pretty much crying laughing through most of this

@booftoot 2 жыл бұрын

easily

@K_-_-_-_K 2 жыл бұрын

Have you seen the Billie eilish clip on future files? Grantorino inspired, Shits hilarious. Rice president & cuomo impressions are great

@itzsamic Ай бұрын

@@K_-_-_-_Kwhat Billie Eilish clip?

@K_-_-_-_K Ай бұрын

@@itzsamic it's been removed from KZfaq. It was top tier.

@hughjaynessloo5064 2 күн бұрын

I feel he needs stav to hot that stride tho. When it's just adam , nick isn't able to go as far as he would

@ihadtochangemyname5595 2 жыл бұрын

I need “ Soul Hospital” to be an actual show like NOW!

@sebastiankristiansen8852 2 жыл бұрын

did it happen?

@jefersonvilaede 2 жыл бұрын

come on man, i need insulin, stop dancin

@ihadtochangemyname5595 2 жыл бұрын

@@sebastiankristiansen8852 no 😞

@FrutoVT 2 жыл бұрын

@@jefersonvilaede SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL HOSPITAAAAAAAAAL, PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD, THE WORLD

@ZeranZeran Жыл бұрын

"That is NOT my job"

@thepositivelynegativ Ай бұрын

"two of the most memorable characters ever, quai gon jin and raz al ghuul" killed me

@worlddaves 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, after watching The Last Samurai Liam has been writing the script to "The Last Bastard" which he plans to star in.

@PaulHenning84 11 ай бұрын

The End Of History and The Last Bastard.

@joebro9740 2 ай бұрын

"9/11 was 15 minutes ago" lmao

@arempy5836 2 жыл бұрын

Nick has no respect for his culture. His father must've never taken him out for first hate crime.

@arempy5836 2 жыл бұрын

@@MrSharky334 Wrong and gay. If anything, being a racist chauvinist is him embracing the ways of his people. The real reason is because he stopped drinking. He gave up on his alcoholism and all the other fruit of his Irish heritage soured.

@terrydavis1286 2 жыл бұрын

@@MrSharky334 gaaaaayy

@houlmyhead9947 2 жыл бұрын

@Chocolatito Maravilla fuck that made me laugh. Picturing a bunch of emo loyalists and jesus what an image it is

@bimbodice624 2 жыл бұрын

@@MrSharky334 we all know that. Thats why Nick is the funniest man alive.

@zeromustafa401 2 жыл бұрын

30 years ago, he would have had about a 50/50 chance finding the right black guy, because there were only 2 in Ireland.

@henryapril1999 2 жыл бұрын

Even harder, wasn’t he in Northern Ireland?

@maguy8133 2 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

@tobe1207 2 жыл бұрын

Lol and all those irishmen had to take their anger out on just them two.

@ed95755 2 жыл бұрын

@@henryapril1999 probably in London

@cianoc8211 2 жыл бұрын

@@henryapril1999 same place hun

@crak6776 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine if the only non-racist from Ballymena was cancelled.

@ZeranZeran 2 жыл бұрын

8:11 "I.. don't think that's right Liam.. " "No... I can feel it."

@LordJagd 2 жыл бұрын

The way Nick says “And I was filled with a rage” slays me

@JudgeDreddMegaCityOne 2 жыл бұрын

"My Irish pet rock" AAaaaand I'm fucking dead.

@kem1036 2 жыл бұрын

That I used to throw through the orbital bone 🤣🤣

@metsoIomita 2 жыл бұрын

SSSSSSOOOOOUUULLLLLLLLLLLL HOSPITAL

@PhatPhrank 2 жыл бұрын

The Soul Hospital is where the victims of the 4/20 terrorist attack when the Soul Plane was hijacked and flown into the Popeyes on Bankhead Highway.

@djcoinlaundry 3 ай бұрын

Popeyes is on bouldercrest

@havanaradio 3 ай бұрын

That goolibrecht line is why Nick millions is a genius

@tiberiuslamar 22 күн бұрын

“How many Black people are there in Ireland?” exactly.

@BIacklce 2 жыл бұрын

liam neeson was just channeling the limp bizkit, break stuff, mindset

@Flike245 2 жыл бұрын

He went full Woodstock '99.

@hossdelgato6098 2 жыл бұрын

This is a verified homosexual classic

@nickmattio3397 2 жыл бұрын

Schindler’s Christmas List

@paulfroelich1024 2 жыл бұрын

1:57 Awesome yes/and by both Adam and Nick on Stav's solid joke.

@hasan0770816268 2 жыл бұрын

Schindler is pissed, sounds like a good movie.

@lelandunruh7896 2 жыл бұрын

The "Soooouuuullllll Hospital" bit came out of nowhere and I had trouble breathing for a little while there.

@father3dollarbill 6 ай бұрын

Pls stop dancing

@morgancunningham8819 2 жыл бұрын

Why doe's it always autoplay Tom Segura or Bert Kreischner

@rocketsocks3116 2 жыл бұрын

Right! It's never another cumtown video. I installed the KZfaq app just so I could press the :. On the side of the video and select not interested on all of them and for like a month it worked and now they're all back again :/

@N0TYALC 2 жыл бұрын

KZfaq has turned into a slightly better version of cable. They do everything in their power to steer traffic towards mainstream garbage

@ZeranZeran Ай бұрын

RIP

@ihateallthethings2683 Ай бұрын

Those two suck

@Slinnlade Ай бұрын

Just click on options of the video and you can click not interested or don’t recommend channel and that will stop you from getting heaps of recommended videos

@johnberry9949 28 күн бұрын

The concept of bludgeoning someone w a pet rock is hilarious.

@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971 2 жыл бұрын

Watching this with my eye stabbing wand.

@PaulHenning84 2 жыл бұрын

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL HOSPITAL Such a welcome and unexpected shift in the bit, it was great.

@jasonkilley 11 ай бұрын

Please, I just want insulin, please stop singing

@graf1k 7 ай бұрын

Liam taking down the only two TV channels in Ireland in record time. What a legend.

@st3venseagal248 2 жыл бұрын

That preview image is such fire.

@jonvia 4 күн бұрын

The only movie Ive seen Liam Neeson calm in was when he played an embalmer and ran his own funeral home. Nothing to get mad at there.

@reppingl 2 жыл бұрын

ELITE bit hasn’t heard this in so long

@Viskogis 2 ай бұрын

why not just make him a plane, why not just name him united flight 93. i mean if nick had the will to weaponize all this stuff into comedy specials he would be a goat but kudos to him for not bothering

@imnotkevinbrennan5955 2 жыл бұрын

Liam's from Ballymena -- that's all you need to know.

@headdog 2 жыл бұрын

Nobody from Ballymena is really all there. And by “all there” I mean that they’re not missing a limb, a chromosome or at least an eye.

@hollowtunes3015 2 жыл бұрын

Key and Peele might want to revise their bit lol

@noahsherwood2445 2 жыл бұрын

1:17 Don't conflate the Irish with Irish-Americans

@father3dollarbill Жыл бұрын

I've listened to this many times

@mikekelly8279 2 ай бұрын

Nick channeled his Irish ancestry into that accent

@samangelo2208 2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah dude

@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971 2 жыл бұрын

This comment rules.

@onlineperson1196 2 жыл бұрын

You're my cabron dude

@Raumance 2 жыл бұрын

This is a classic.

@abc-oq7dt 27 күн бұрын

Am I having a stroke? Did they just mention Glasgow Celtic?

@mondaymorningmowingwithmike Ай бұрын

The Grey was awesome. The cut scene at the end of the credits with the [both breathing] captions... Whole new level. The plane crash scene? Xohan Xohandoxios from GoT is there... Best man vs nature I've seen in a bit. Like the Edge, but with more discount cgi

@CollegeDroputPowerpoints 3 күн бұрын

Jetset pissing yourself blowing it on television. Man when you put it that way im jealous too

@blork123 2 жыл бұрын

Hell ya dude. I'm gay.

@mauganra2589 25 күн бұрын

It’s sad how Nick is a hilarious guy, and Cumtown was basically his comedic masterpiece, but now on the Adam Friedland Show he isn’t nearly as funny. Even his standup pales in comparison to the random stuff that pops into his mind when he’s with the boys.

@abramwalker882 11 күн бұрын

We have like 5/6 years of weekly gems to listen to at least

@thesamebutnew9742 2 күн бұрын

"Yeah, me too."

@noellesears10 2 жыл бұрын

“we’re trying to sell tickets to this shit not put on the olympics” funniest shit to say about star wars now its the opposite

@Pinpadprompts 24 күн бұрын

It's actually so impressive how far Stav has come without being funny.

@beauxrichards4245 2 жыл бұрын

He punched a 15 year old student when he was a substitute teacher. Not sure the student’s race.

@STOKERMATHALLAN 2 жыл бұрын

He probably wasn't sure either but just in case

@raoulduke344 2 жыл бұрын

To be fair though, the student pulled a knife on him.

@sifunmon 10 ай бұрын

@@raoulduke344really ?

@raoulduke344 10 ай бұрын

@sifunmon aye, there's an interview where he talks about it, as far as I remember, but I originally saw it in a Fact Fiend vid.

@caseyrogers573 5 ай бұрын

Goddamn Nick is good at accents and impressions

@ryancherevko7715 Ай бұрын

“Why not just make him a plane ?” 😂

@newthrash1221 27 күн бұрын

0:40 Definitely some kind of gay weapon.

@SketchySkullKnight Ай бұрын

3:20 Uhh.... they do.

@thatoneguychad420 2 ай бұрын

The weapon he said was a cosh.

@annehebert510 2 жыл бұрын

1:20 Paul McGrath, some would say Ireland's best soccer player, was black.

@chilewaters4600 2 жыл бұрын

I would argue Roy Keane is the undefeated champion of Ireland, also I'm sure this Paul guy is gay

@jonnysupreme 2 жыл бұрын

@@chilewaters4600 Roy Keane is deffo gay

@roryslaine7896 2 жыл бұрын

Glad somebody is putting some respect on Paul McGraths name!

@ed95755 2 жыл бұрын

The black pearl

@GoatsatanRex 29 күн бұрын

So he’s not Irish then. Who is the best actual Irish soccer player? Not African transplant

@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve always wanted to go on a long train journey.

@shanesolar3924 2 жыл бұрын

Somebody needs to cure him of his new found acceptance

@Squashylemon 2 жыл бұрын

an Irish bar mitzva is when you commit your first hate crime, lol wtf.

@citizenfoffie7605 2 жыл бұрын

but he does a really good michael collins

@Killzone110 22 сағат бұрын

He's not even Irish he's Northern Irish lmao

@Valleygirl210 6 ай бұрын

This is more relevant now in Ireland considering all the invaders we have right now lmao

@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub Ай бұрын

Yeah, if only you guys were still the invaders

@mattb5858 3 ай бұрын

pretty sure they’re talking about a cudgel

@Thecoochincanoocheecreek 2 жыл бұрын

1:42 holy shit. I want to make music with you

@GS-to9oe 2 жыл бұрын

Thin Lizzy 😂😂😂😂

@willywonkachinkychonka9406 Ай бұрын

lol stab said center back on the Celtics

@bobcostas6272 2 жыл бұрын

Yes lol

@tommyallthetime7759 2 жыл бұрын

Adam has never made me laugh. True story

@CollegeDroputPowerpoints 2 ай бұрын

Check the Chelsea Clinton compilation

@sentientcum299 2 жыл бұрын

Lot more black guys here than the dead guy from thin lizzy 😭😭

@GoatsatanRex 29 күн бұрын

RIP Ireland

@jaredshepard8581 Жыл бұрын

Still team Meersham. Fuck the haters. BingBong

@carlosjrado1843 2 жыл бұрын

Is that Louie J. Gomez laughing? Nice cross over episode with LOS!

@maguy8133 2 жыл бұрын

Nope

@12villages 7 ай бұрын

Nick is Irish right?

@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub Ай бұрын

He's gay

@EVO6- Ай бұрын

Irish American has basically nothing to do witn Irish proper

@tonicmix 2 жыл бұрын

Nick stole Schindler's Pissed from me and my brother like 20 years ago. Our version was basically Inglourious Basterds but Liam Neeson.

@timothykyagambiddwa1301 Ай бұрын

My wife was killed by God 😂

@Emilio_Draconetti 2 жыл бұрын

2:17 is that a real thing?

@Nvananon 2 жыл бұрын

@Emilio_Draconetti 2 жыл бұрын

damn i wanted a ghoulebrecht

@maniac9046 2 жыл бұрын

I wish Liam was still racist

@thecaptain6520 22 күн бұрын

Forging an obsidian bastard sword dubbed "Neeson's Rage"

@gilbert60453 2 жыл бұрын

I still like Liam coz he didn't use the n word, he was angry at black people and he called us black not niggas, honestly am from Africa and I don't understand why African Americans get so angry, they use the word themselves... As an African I believe black people should stop using the n word, otherwise it's double standard to say one group can use the word and others don't, it doesn't make sense, over here we understand the n word is equivalent to saying black, it's just a word

@FrutoVT 2 жыл бұрын

Americans get so angry because Adam controls the media along with his family

@headdog 2 жыл бұрын

To paraphrase the late, great Patrice O’Neal African Americans will never receive reparations for slavery. The only reparations they will ever receive is the right to say whatever the fuck they want to whoever about whatever.

@namedidii 2 жыл бұрын

African Booty Scratcher

@thedumbdog1964 2 жыл бұрын

This is an interesting perspective, thanks for sharing it. I agree with you on him not using the n word and conveying his experience

@Asign2012 2 жыл бұрын

Accurate perspective

@jamesstewart2303 2 жыл бұрын

Get Chris Tordoff on the podcast. Kinda Irish Andy Kaufman 2.0, but something different and relevant. Heil Schlug, heil Fontaine. Him and Nick are some of the only funny impressionists left in tha game. I'm a practicing homosexual.

@houlmyhead9947 2 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck I did not expect to see oul Francis himself brought up in a cumtown thread.... class... and yes, he would be amazing on the show. He likes to keep his image clean though and I dont think cumtown lines up with most folks idea of clean