Literal Drinks (feat. Crabstickz)
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10 жыл бұрынI am NEVER drinking again.
Featuring Chris 'Crabstickz' Kendall: / crabstickz
Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Co-Written by Eddie Bowley ( / eddache )
Cinematography and Colour Grading by Ciaran O’Brien ( / ciaranobrien )
Music by Tom Barnes (www.tombarnesmusic.com)
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
Edited by Jack Howard ( / jackhoward )
Visual Effects by Michael Dean ( / filmmakermichael )
Produced by Krystal Smith ( / ohkrystalmighty )
Spanish Dub by KKortez ( / kkortez )
'TOO MUCH DRUNKING' vlog ( • Too Much Drunking )
This video was funded by Cancer Research UK (www.cancerresearchuk.org)
You can find out more at Dryathlon or / dryathlon
For information on responsible drinking go to www.nhs.uk/Change4Life/Pages/c...
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Special thanks to all the extras.
@ze_rubenator 9 жыл бұрын
A bar I went to had Sex on the Beach without alcohol, it was called Just Holding Hands on the Beach.
@MetricDingo 9 жыл бұрын
You sir, are a scholar amongst men.
@pj2k432 9 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I respect you
@ShiftyMcGoggles 9 жыл бұрын
3 more thumbs and thats it.
@Todarain 9 жыл бұрын
ShiftyMcGoggles More like 129 thumbs up.
@ShiftyMcGoggles 9 жыл бұрын
Green Diaper it was 3 when I posted.
@TheSteelamerican 8 жыл бұрын
"I'll take an ice on the rocks" *Gets teleported to Greenland* "FUCK"
@malosmys7660 8 жыл бұрын
So... Ice on ice...?
@TheSteelamerican 8 жыл бұрын
TheUltimate53 Greenland is a landmass... :|
@DavidCruickshank 8 жыл бұрын
+Soviet Admiral but 'on the rocks' means with ice, so +theulimate53 is right you ordered ice on ice.
@TheSteelamerican 8 жыл бұрын
***** The name is supposed to be taken literally, not the drink itself....
@dimana-rosbelcheva3405 8 жыл бұрын
top kek
@Geck0GC 3 жыл бұрын
"Give me a horse mask" "That's just the recurring gag again" This is why Tom is one of the best comedians
@bucketofknives9955 3 жыл бұрын
oh my god i just got the deeper meaning of that
@justsomeplantcells- 3 жыл бұрын
I love the “give me a drink, bartender reference “
@darkwolfcz434 3 жыл бұрын
6 years. And I never realised that
@Geck0GC 3 жыл бұрын
@@dat1fox421 one of the jokes that's in a lot of Tom's videos is someone in a horse mask saying "I love it"
@Geck0GC 3 жыл бұрын
@Zero Infinity I've explained it in my previous comment. is there something I'm not getting?
@JackLe1127 3 жыл бұрын
I like how the "Recurring Gag" has 2 meanings
@ceddyd 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god that’s meta!
@CJDrewlan 3 жыл бұрын
Must be a coincidence
@ProGoinggo202 3 жыл бұрын
Makes sense. The horse mask is a recurring gag after all. It appears in a bunch of videos
@themostbritishpersonalive868 3 жыл бұрын
@@Remyria interesting
@lucascur9310 3 жыл бұрын
One is piss
@philipauken5391 5 жыл бұрын
"Can I have the horse mask please?" "Nope, that's just the reoccuring gag again." Genius!
@thestormwizard6447 5 жыл бұрын
Comedy comes in threes!!!
@lizzie6351 5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who doesn't get it
@thestormwizard6447 5 жыл бұрын
@@lizzie6351 the drink is called a reoccurring gag and the reoccurring gag is that he keeps drinking it despite how disgusting it is. The horse mask is Tom's own reoccurring gag in his own sketches so the drink is the same.
@Footwater 5 жыл бұрын
I just got it holy crap
@khhnator 5 жыл бұрын
i love it!
@PhoeniksStorm 3 жыл бұрын
"An obscure reference" *Cheers music starts playing Yes that's totally an Obscure reference
@savkat1033 3 жыл бұрын
And he said cheers
@jaywagoner172 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I didn’t get that at first I loved that show
@daddyp44 3 жыл бұрын
🎵WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME🎵
@grayeaglej 3 жыл бұрын
Its only for us Old people that watched Nickelodeon after bedtime. O.o
@zeroken9743 3 жыл бұрын
I recognized that from villian pub and thought it fit great
@oppositeofbatman 3 жыл бұрын
“Can I at least have a Reluctant Compromise?” “Is diet ok?” “FINE!” This is a gem
@aedankellogg7568 3 жыл бұрын
Demon begone
@NiftyTheGremlin 3 жыл бұрын
Satan I would like to sell my soul for three avacodos
@moemuxhagi 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it
@AntProxy 2 жыл бұрын
@@NiftyTheGremlin WAIT! You could probably get four
@NiftyTheGremlin 2 жыл бұрын
@@AntProxy do you think my soul is valuable enough for five?
@sophia-bt2sz 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that the bartender silently gave him the "sex on the beach" without him having to order it... like he knew what to do.
@Benusr 8 ай бұрын
The bartender had given them "an amnesia" before, so now he knows what he's meant to do...
@trumangraham2602 4 жыл бұрын
"Can I at least get you one more drink?" Are you just gonna completely ignore the PILE OF DRINKS right next to you?
@YeetTheSlavs 4 жыл бұрын
yup like the cheers themd
@anderto4 3 жыл бұрын
congrats on 1k likes now
@dr.bright6272 3 жыл бұрын
When you have a pile whats the harm in having one more?
@phlippedfilosophy9047 2 жыл бұрын
@@dr.bright6272 “sex on the beach”
@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 Жыл бұрын
Tom want a normal one so...
@Nightloid 3 жыл бұрын
"I can't see a future without you so-" "Sorry we're all out of those" I can see there has either been a lot of break-ups/couples in that pub.
@TheTallnose 2 жыл бұрын
It' s because he says 'he can't see it'; the bartender tells him they don't have it. Hence why he can't see it.
@Nightloid 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheTallnose Oh yeah, I was just saying what I thought :D
@TheTallnose 2 жыл бұрын
@@Nightloid oh sorry, i didn't put any tone indicators in there D: It's just that seeing your comment made me realise what the joke was XD So I thought I'd share, but in retrospect, my og comment does sound a bit rude :o
@Nightloid 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheTallnose Its fine the comment was cool :D
@msthecommentator2863 2 жыл бұрын
It took literally me reading this comment to get why Jack said they were out of that drink 😅
@insertasadfacehere 2 жыл бұрын
fun fact: chris says "te he querido desde siempre", that translates to "i have always loved you". oddly enough, in spanish countries, this is more used in any kind of relationship but a romantic one. *_so chris friendly asked tom to have sex with him._*
@GaleGrim 2 жыл бұрын
os... like "Hey fam I love you, we should bang." but in spanish
@Idk-wd2mk 2 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure how I feel about this
@sgdadfgdfgadbdfbd 2 жыл бұрын
can't find a comment with an accurate translation... "i have always loved you, Tom. i would like you to have s with me". that's it
@max_garcia 2 жыл бұрын
Querido translates better to appreciated than to loved… even if apreciado is the direct translation of appreciated (says a Mexican aka. Me)
@sgdadfgdfgadbdfbd 2 жыл бұрын
@@max_garcia what.? quierido means love. it doesn't mean appreciated. no idea what you are on about but there's no denying that this means love or desire in this context.
@Heartman77 8 жыл бұрын
There should be a Literal Drinks 2
@paigelewis7225 8 жыл бұрын
100%!
@BubblegumDog_ 8 жыл бұрын
+Deadman99900 YES
@Ulandos 8 жыл бұрын
+Deadman99900 A settlement is in need of your help!
@moontaetaee 8 жыл бұрын
there should be
@sushichanel6868 8 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaasss
@kingstaze9696 5 жыл бұрын
"I just had a pygmy stallion, my throat's a little hoarse." Perfection.
@niemilosz 4 жыл бұрын
it is one of the most clever jokes I've ever heard
@maxter0842 3 жыл бұрын
What is it?
@sloppyphart7879 3 жыл бұрын
@@maxter0842 pygmy means small and stallion is a horse.
@maxter0842 3 жыл бұрын
@Sloppy Phart thank you I get it now and it’s Hilarious
@X-SPONGED 3 жыл бұрын
Me: *_*opens subtitles to see what the hell they said in spanish*_* Captions: "Don't look at me, man! I'm just as confused as you are"
@silviavaliente4551 3 жыл бұрын
Want me to traduce it for you? I am spanish lol
@dinoguy131 3 жыл бұрын
@@silviavaliente4551 please do I'm really curious
@bozmundarts2614 3 жыл бұрын
@@dinoguy131 sorry youtube doesnt let me add the word "sexo" in english :/
@bozmundarts2614 3 жыл бұрын
"i've wanted to tell you, Tom, i'd like if you had ||insert the word for sexual act|| with me" *caresses him gently*
@zsiul_7v67 2 жыл бұрын
@@bozmundarts2614 HAHAHAHAHA
@basicallyseth6024 3 жыл бұрын
"can I get a reluctant compromise" "Is diet okay?" "Fiiiiinneee!!!"
@umbrebac 2 жыл бұрын
I just noticed this, the compromise was him getting Tom one more drink. Can believe I just got that
@yessirskii4777 2 жыл бұрын
@@umbrebac No it was not getting the normal drink, but compromising the diet instead.
@prestongarvey2988 Ай бұрын
@@yessirskii4777this may be 2 years old. But the drink can have multiple meanings. Like how recurring gag has 3. He keeps drinking it even though it’s disgusting He’s gagging on the drink When he asks for a horse mask he gets the recurring gag again. Since it’s a recurring gag in his skits. But he does get the recurring gag 3 times… Idk I think it’s fine for it to have multiple meanings. Plus the reluctant compromise wasn’t technically his until it was put on the table. So he didn’t use it yet??? Anyways you should watch this again. His skits are always professional and truly unique.
@simona5001 4 жыл бұрын
Me: *doesn't understand Spanish and turns on subtittles* Subtittles: _[Chris speaking in Spanish]_ *Speech 100*
@scalpingsnake 4 жыл бұрын
I never get this logic. The whole point of subtitles is to show what they are saying in words, if when they speak in another language and they want you to know what they are saying then there will be subtitles as part of the video itself. Turning on subtitles won't mean you get to understand a language you don't speak because that's not what they are for.
@magnanereseres5048 3 жыл бұрын
In that part chris says that he always wanted to have sex with tom, I don't know if you still want to know what it says but I hope It was helpfull
@simona5001 3 жыл бұрын
@@magnanereseres5048 hahaha thanks a lot:)
@Jerkoi-bg1jw 3 жыл бұрын
you spelled speech wrong but okay
@simona5001 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jerkoi-bg1jw oh shit, sorry. I fixed it now.
@lemonmoth456 8 жыл бұрын
"Give me a horse mask." "Agh, that's just the recurring gag again." Is that a reference to the horse mask being a running joke.
@JakeAndKyra 8 жыл бұрын
I believe it is.
@jinjuujii2152 7 жыл бұрын
+JakeAnd Kyra are you calling him a liar sir!?!?
@JakeAndKyra 7 жыл бұрын
+Derpic Derp Ah, are you enjoying your total overreaction sir?
@jinjuujii2152 7 жыл бұрын
JakeAnd Kyra Indeed!
@brandongibbons4444 7 жыл бұрын
+JakeAnd Kyra oh hell ya !
@oscarfrigotto5388 3 жыл бұрын
That perpetual motion looked so much like a referece to "Give me a drink, bartender"
@yazidefirenze Жыл бұрын
(squints eyes) (Slides drink)
@Darisfaw Жыл бұрын
@@yazidefirenze *WOOSH*
@korbinramirez3935 10 ай бұрын
@@Darisfaw*glass shattering*
@ceonortex6468 3 жыл бұрын
Me: turns on subtitles to understand Spanish Chris. Subtitles: Chris speaks in Spanish Me: fine keep your secrets.
@awesomewolf7197 2 жыл бұрын
I understand a little spanish and it was along the lines of I love you/ want to have $@% with you
@ActuallyFunnerL 8 ай бұрын
"Te he querido decirte Tom, me gustaria que tengas sexo conmigo" which means he would like to tell tom that he wants to have sex with him.
@joelhaggis5054 6 жыл бұрын
What happens when a perpetual motion hits a stiff drink?
@grabern 6 жыл бұрын
XD
@mr.outlaw231 5 жыл бұрын
They form an impossible question... It is good honestly. Just don't drink it with deep thought.
@juniperthepotato7848 5 жыл бұрын
The perpetual motion jumps over any drink in its way
@Kwasmo 5 жыл бұрын
BOOOOM!
@mushman3744 5 жыл бұрын
The stiff drink moves as it is stiff not unmovable
@aw3s0m3man 6 жыл бұрын
"Can I at least get a reluctant compromise?" "Is diet okay?" "FIIIIIINE." B R I L L I A N T.
@drewolfshire5558 5 жыл бұрын
Because it was a reluctant comprise.
@grabern 5 жыл бұрын
“Can I at least get a little consideration” “A LITTLE considerstion” That’s another one I noticed. The bartender changing his order in of itself was showing some consideration.
@thecrusader5489 5 жыл бұрын
SuspectTwo *D* *I* *E* *T*
@zapcraftihoof8318 5 жыл бұрын
Actually I think he said Dire, not diet, as in dire compromise
@jokumukamikalie 5 жыл бұрын
@@zapcraftihoof8318 Nah, this video has subtitles which clearly say "diet".
@pandeamon_3263 3 жыл бұрын
Tom drinking a Sex On The Beach "Hey that's a funny name can you imagine if drinks were litteral?" And that's how this video was born
@369destroyer 2 жыл бұрын
Wait thats a real drink? XD
@captainsauce2406 2 жыл бұрын
10/10
@AttractorsAltAccount 2 жыл бұрын
@@369destroyer yes its a real drink, same with a lot of the ones in this video
@AttractorsAltAccount 2 жыл бұрын
not all of them though are
@bentarm6776 2 жыл бұрын
"Can you imagine how stupid it would be if cocktails were actually realistic?"
@graveram672 2 жыл бұрын
I'm really sad that right at the beginning nobody noticed him talking about his mom's face being all over the place, and how she "was" great
@Dante2056 5 ай бұрын
I'm more sad it took me til now to notice the name of the bar/pub/whatever the hell.
@AdamDampOwlPowell 9 жыл бұрын
"Can I get a Reluctant Compromise?" "Is Diet ok?" "Fine!"
@Rcjsan 9 жыл бұрын
Dire
@ForTheBacon 9 жыл бұрын
Randall Jordan Diet
@TheAce12570 9 жыл бұрын
ForTheBacon Dire
@fatyg5682 9 жыл бұрын
Beta Factor CC says diet, and it's spot on with any other word.
@Rcjsan 9 жыл бұрын
CC is wrong. I promise. Wtf is a Diet Compromise? Dire Compromise is the proper sentence.
@die-brot-frau 5 жыл бұрын
That "Platonic Relationship" looks really good!
@hallofgames3398 3 жыл бұрын
Sly move
@elangche 3 жыл бұрын
I've had too many.
@carlwebber4094 3 жыл бұрын
I fancy the 'five minutes to think about it' Edit:Tbh the 'get over it' looks pretty good too
@scottguthrie7968 3 жыл бұрын
So does sex on the beach
@hallofgames3398 3 жыл бұрын
Nah that is a little too hard for me
@Scotsmen 3 жыл бұрын
Chris ordered: A more understanding friend A shot A little consideration A diet reluctant compromise Tom ordered: A platonic relationship 5 minutes to think about it Get over it Then hundreds more appear.
@zaida8028 3 жыл бұрын
there were some from before, such as the spanish dub, recurring gag and much more...
@kermitenthusiast485 2 жыл бұрын
@regular mobile gamer ah yes my favourite drink child support
@johnathanegbert9277 2 жыл бұрын
Lol 'Sex on the Beach'
@aliceevans9606 7 ай бұрын
What about the dub, the obscure reference, the pygmy stallion, the reoccurring gag, the total overreaction, and the horse mask? There was also the perpetual motion, but it shattered.
@raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961 6 ай бұрын
@@aliceevans9606there is no horse mask
@ZonieMusic 4 ай бұрын
Is noone gonna point out the first joke? Two twists in 4 seconds. I'm impressed! ---- "You shouldve seen her face. It was everywhere!" - Set up: Sexual innuendo, referring to a certain fluid being all over her face "Ha, your mum's awesome" - Twist #1, the innuendo was involving the guy's mom. The twist was incest. "Yeah, she *was*" - Twist #2, focus on the past tense reframes the entire setup. It wasnt *something* getting everywhere on her face. Her face WAS everywhere. Her head presumably exploded. She died, hence the "was". Amazing writing!
@shalev. 3 жыл бұрын
"Can I get a reluctant compromise?" "Is diet okay?" I cannot believe it took me so long to get that joke
@TroubleMuppet 3 жыл бұрын
Help me I'm stupid I don't get the joke
@UrielPhix 3 жыл бұрын
@@TroubleMuppet The bartender offered a compromise ("is diet okay") and the guy said "whatever" which is hence, a reluctant compromise.
@TroubleMuppet 3 жыл бұрын
@@UrielPhix OHHHHHHHHHHHH thank you so much
@bbqonmytoes 3 жыл бұрын
@@UrielPhix explain it to me like I’m 5 years old
@n1thmusic229 3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it is it because making it diet is a reluctant compromise in itself
@void_stranger6353 5 жыл бұрын
1:12 captions: [chris speaks spanish] thanks! Very helpful!
@469bigal 5 жыл бұрын
Jaja you think only the spanish have problems with tralations
@SpiciestPineapple 5 жыл бұрын
@@petederoki fuck you stole my comment xd I also speak spanish SPANISH SQUAD AYE............. Yeah....... :'v
@admin.slayerenryu5217 5 жыл бұрын
That time when you speak Spanish and understood what he said Me: WtF?
@gnwcchi 5 жыл бұрын
@Bitter Sweet Mel Nope, the right translation is: "I've always liked/wanted you Tom, I'd like you to have sex, with me"
@benrdz4beku912 4 жыл бұрын
Oh i see you deaf huh?
@jakecraft4878 2 жыл бұрын
Tom and Chris: Arguing whilst ordering drinks Jack: “Are you guys gonna drink ANY of these?”
@Bruh-ej8ib 3 жыл бұрын
1:37 Give me a drink, bartender.
@thekodex1186 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@JackHoward 10 жыл бұрын
I am a sexy bar lady
@TheBCP100 10 жыл бұрын
We know
@ragersgottagame6065 10 жыл бұрын
Dats nice
@abiwright2726 10 жыл бұрын
You're the sexiest bar lady ;)
@magneticgerio8011 6 жыл бұрын
yes you are ;)
@LordNibbler1976 6 жыл бұрын
Das vewy nice
@austinf.243 6 жыл бұрын
BARTENDER: “What’ll it be.” ME: “One Bloody Mary, please!” BARTENDER: “Fine.” *Bartender turns the lights off, gets a knife, and goes up to a mirror.*
@thephilifluffy1838 5 жыл бұрын
funny, its a real drink, and im explaining the joke so i cal kill it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@mr.l8723 5 жыл бұрын
(Drinks it) Ugh, can I get this in diet?
@dragonkingcc8795 5 жыл бұрын
Wait, where's Mary!?
@thestormwizard6447 5 жыл бұрын
I asked her for a Bloody Mary and she said, “What was that?” “Can I have a Bloody Mary?” “Say that again.” “Bloody Mary!” And then her eyes went completely bloodshot and she became possessed.
@loganreads90 5 жыл бұрын
Crazeator Austin “A _virgin_ Bloody Mary.”
@switchnx 3 жыл бұрын
I like how they don’t even have to ingest them for them to take effect.
@strangejett1394 2 жыл бұрын
Is everyone just ignoring "Yeah, you should have seen her face man, it was everywhere" "Your moms awesome" "Yeah, she was"
@konecnysnerd7004 6 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else love the way he says "stop drinking it!"
@timwagter5222 5 жыл бұрын
I also love the way the bartender said "are you guys gonna drink…ANY of these?"
@CobraPlaysGames 5 жыл бұрын
Just Another Artist yea. We all got it
@kasdoesntdomuch 5 жыл бұрын
@Just Another Artist WAIT REALLY? I LITERALLY JUST GOT THAT WTF
@Keyboardkat3 8 жыл бұрын
Me: "I'll have a light beer." *beer floats off the counter and hits the ceiling* "Not TOO light!" Bartender: "Sorry sir, this is the only light beer we've got" Me: "Can I just get something else?" *bartender hands me a different drink* "This one tastes familiar, what's it called?" Bartender: "That one is a Deja Vu sir." Me: "Huh... that must be why. Hey, do you still have the... uhh, what's that drink called again?" Bartender: "You mean the Amnesia sir?" Me: "The wha-?"
@paigelewis7225 8 жыл бұрын
*claps slowly*
@legochickenguy4938 8 жыл бұрын
+Keyboardkat3 forgive me but I don't get it
@Jesuslovesme2andU 8 жыл бұрын
Me:one sugary coffee pls Bartender:here ya go Me: *drinks it* Me: f**k that's sugary
@patrickfrost9405 8 жыл бұрын
"Hello, I'd like one Nightstand." *Hot chick slinks over* "Hey there, handsome. Mind if I buy you a drink?"
@kleuafflatus 8 жыл бұрын
+Keyboardkat3 the light beer was there, but then i blinked and it was gone
@zlee001 3 жыл бұрын
Haha i just realised the reocurring gag showed up at the end. Again. It keeps coming back. 2:22
@spectente3694 3 жыл бұрын
"Give me a drink bartender!" *ONE PERPETUAL MOTION*
@lindee8224 7 жыл бұрын
I swear to god, this script is the most genius thing I've ever seen
@proto303 6 жыл бұрын
Lynn E the PIGMY STALLION
@superguygarcia6933 6 жыл бұрын
this is so gay
@sasdagreat8052 6 жыл бұрын
TomSka is the best thing to happen to humankind.
@timwagter5222 5 жыл бұрын
Lynn E Exactly! When things are taken literally, that's what I call comedy!
@rainbowsweetcake3846 5 жыл бұрын
super guy Garcia just how it all should be
@JelloApocalypse 10 жыл бұрын
This sketch was fantastic. Awesome work.
@JelloApocalypse 10 жыл бұрын
Nonya Business When my college semester ends.
@dabadabadeeeeee965 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@robreeves2099 6 жыл бұрын
Yush
@spectacularsceptile3879 5 жыл бұрын
Wow everyone watches tom XD also u one of my favs!!!
@dragonkingcc8795 5 жыл бұрын
666 likes, ok.
@cosmicleo3671 3 жыл бұрын
I think there should be for real recipes for how to make these alcoholic literal drinks. It would be an interesting idea. I’d call that recipe collection “The Literal Barbook”.
@juliamdp 2 жыл бұрын
Idk how no one is talking about my favorite gem “I like my friends like I like my whiskey” “Let me guess: straight” “Not trying to sleep with me” That’s GOLD
@juliamdp 2 жыл бұрын
Idk you, but for more that I don’t like whiskey if I did I’d also prefer it not wanting to sleep with me
@nikoincroatia 8 жыл бұрын
"I don't see a future without you" OUCH
@yenee94 7 жыл бұрын
yeah we're out of those I'm afraid
@HorrorFan86 7 жыл бұрын
+yenee94 Kate can I at least get a reluctant compromise
@yenee94 7 жыл бұрын
Diarmuid O'Neill is diet okay?
@HorrorFan86 7 жыл бұрын
+yenee94 Kate FINE
@cowboycliparchive1985 7 жыл бұрын
Are you guys going to drink, ANY of these?
@rabbit8076 3 жыл бұрын
it has taken me. Six years to get the full extent of the reoccurring gag joke. but... i finally get it
@d3c3pticonnor8 3 жыл бұрын
What the joke
@feliperuiz4884 3 жыл бұрын
@@d3c3pticonnor8 that it's a reoccurring gag Your welcome 😌
@d3c3pticonnor8 3 жыл бұрын
@@feliperuiz4884 what does that mean.
@parzival8160 3 жыл бұрын
@@d3c3pticonnor8 gag is when you triyng to spit And is recurring
@charlie_crisis5204 3 жыл бұрын
@@d3c3pticonnor8 Well reoccurring gag has 2 meanings, gagging a bunch, and using a joke over and over. He gagged and drank it 2-3 times that's why it's reoccurring!
@g00seness 3 жыл бұрын
0:44 The funny thing is that Tom doesn’t even have a gag reflex
@A-crying-mess-50 Жыл бұрын
Omfg, how did I always miss that?
@PxPtheBook 11 ай бұрын
*didn’t (it came back)
@quanmach3887 2 жыл бұрын
Me: Hoping the Captions will tell me what Chris is saying Captions: (Chris speaking spanish) Me: well heck
@wasserschweinchen5214 2 жыл бұрын
I know just a bit of spanish, as far as I could understand the second sentence was “I would like that you have sex with me”, the first one I didn’t understand though :(
@selfloathinggameing 2 жыл бұрын
It very roughly translates to "you have always been my beloved, I would like if (that?) you had sex with me"
@zsiul_7v67 2 жыл бұрын
@@selfloathinggameing thats all
@animator0095 5 жыл бұрын
"Can I get a 'Reluctant Compromise'?" "Is diet okay?" _INITIATING_PROTOCOL(RELUCTANT_COMPROMISE)_
@josiahklein70 4 жыл бұрын
Favorite joke in the whole skit.
@randomfandoms6769 3 жыл бұрын
OMG I just got the joke that's brilliant!
@giantheccinwyvern 3 жыл бұрын
It says dire
@spookwav 3 жыл бұрын
@Aidan Hall I think it’s supposed to be wordplay, but I’m not really sure
@deadaccount505 3 жыл бұрын
@Aidan Hall it’s like a reluctant compromise but it’s dire
@chloe-dv7dd 8 жыл бұрын
"Platonic relationship"... They should rename that the "Dan Howell Special".
@havasa1517 8 жыл бұрын
YES
@dimana-rosbelcheva3405 8 жыл бұрын
get out
@safiyyaha8871 8 жыл бұрын
yepp
@realscapegoat592 8 жыл бұрын
+Got Waffles? *phangirl sobbing*
@tehya2202 8 жыл бұрын
leave
@JameyMcQueen 3 жыл бұрын
"I've never seen this pub before" Well, that was a fucking lie.
@Dante2056 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Tom looking like Chris Evans character from Scott Pilgrim is intentional.
@casper7647 5 жыл бұрын
The pub is called Deus Ex Machina and that really made me laugh
@anarchyartist8440 4 жыл бұрын
Silver bird what is that referencing?
@sossololpipi9633 4 жыл бұрын
@@anarchyartist8440 it's an organized miracle
@zawarudo3582 4 жыл бұрын
Sossololpipi no it means god from the machine amen old Greek literary device that happened in plays where at the end a god would get dropped down from a rope and pulley contraption to resolve the plot
@nathanr21 3 жыл бұрын
I smell SCP-2000
@vaasavsharma961 3 жыл бұрын
I think it's from future diaries
@ntsazazel 7 жыл бұрын
I just love the fact that the reoccurring gag is a double pun. It's a reoccurring gag that causes gags. I know it's obvious, but I love the thought that went into the joke.
@kiaracorbo7166 7 жыл бұрын
I don't rly get the horse mask part. What does he mean by horse mask?
@Noemi-pz6mm 6 жыл бұрын
Kiara Corbo the horse mask is a recurring gag in tomska's videos like "HORSE" or "Coming Out"
@thanksyoueel1076 5 жыл бұрын
In his videos, there's a character who wears a horse mask and says I LOVE IT! so its techincally a recurring gag. so when he orders the horse mask, the horse mask is a recurring gag, because its a recurring gag in his videos.
@user-nt6gw5gd8c Жыл бұрын
I just noticed 9 years later but when chris asks for a future without you and jack says they ran out its funnier cause chris said "I "DON'T SEE" a future without you" and they are out so he actually doesn't see a future without you. its the same with the reluctant compromise where jack is reluctant to give him one.
@TheWTFTV 3 жыл бұрын
i love how they don't actually have to drink them for them to do the thing; they just order one, pick it up and then it works
@hamishwoodland7424 7 жыл бұрын
"Can I at least get a reluctant compromise" "Is diet ok" "Fine!" Is probably on of the cleverest snappy little jokes I've ever heard
@kae2489 6 жыл бұрын
Hamish Woodland didn't even notice that until i read this
@yakov9ify 6 жыл бұрын
Hamish Woodland i don't get it :(
@Argondo 6 жыл бұрын
the fact that he has to compromise by taking diet is a reluctant compromise in it self
@Justaghost-gv4vi 6 жыл бұрын
Tom should have burn that place
@TheCursedJudge 6 жыл бұрын
He says "dire" not "diet"
@eliana_gst 5 жыл бұрын
"Look Tom, there's a reason wh-" Tom: *Gags* "STOP DRINKING IT!"
@axethannanth 3 жыл бұрын
E
@rehdhoodie215 3 жыл бұрын
Get noob
@galaticghost1220 3 жыл бұрын
g l o s s y . Saki k nice
@4nt0s Жыл бұрын
I like how the reoccurring gag has 3 meanings, he drinks it twice and gags making it a reoccuring gag, he orders it for a second time which makes it reoccuring again, and he asks for a horse mask which is a reoccurring 'gag' in Tom's videos.
@ShadowDemon_4 Жыл бұрын
It's funny when stuff makes sense for multiple reasons.
@hanakhalilah234 2 жыл бұрын
0:17 Tom's confused sound💀
@AtomicDeathray 8 жыл бұрын
Perpetual Motion killed me.
@mrhewwo8448 8 жыл бұрын
Actually killed itself
@montseyc3888 7 жыл бұрын
Just realized that was @JackHoward!! DAMNIT NOAH THIS ISN'T TWATTER!! MIGHT AS WELL BE ON FAC-E-BOOK!!!
@ElectricalBurrito 7 жыл бұрын
I'm sure everyone will be able to *move on* .
@the54thburgemeister63 7 жыл бұрын
+ElectricalBurrito wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww Just Just Woooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww
@ElectricalBurrito 7 жыл бұрын
The 54th Burgemeister I take pride in my puns. :3
@ajaxbird2348 7 жыл бұрын
"I like my friends how I like my whiskey." "Let me guess. Straight." "Not trying to sleep with me." My favorite part of the video and not mentioned much in the comments.
@mirac5971 3 жыл бұрын
the Spanish dub, helping people confess their love since 2013
@ivanmartinez1683 3 жыл бұрын
"What is this?" "*Chuckles* S** on the beach!" Best conversation ever
@Spielen_Videos 3 жыл бұрын
"What!? NOOOOOOOO- *Teleport* -OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
@andimason3370 10 жыл бұрын
The more I watch Tomska the more I realize he has genuinely intelligent and fantastically witty comedy. It manages to look light and silly but the script and timing is just genius.
@atrane365 10 жыл бұрын
Reoccurring gag, anyone? Also, I just got the Reluctant Compromise.
@KKortez 10 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad Tom used my Spanish dub for this video. I made several recordings saying "I've always loved you Tom, I would like you to have sex with me" in Spanish, and it's very possible my uncle heard me. So this makes it worth it. Great video too! Very punny, so it was meant to be :^D
@blokvader8283 2 жыл бұрын
I love TomSka videos so much because it can take years before you realize more subtle jokes in them I just now understood the "reluctant compromise" gag
@leoleon1202 Жыл бұрын
Your channel was a huge moral boost during my teenage years I just rediscover it few days ago (with the video about Thomas the tank train) I've re-watch some old video and discovered new stuff but this one omg this one made me laugh so hard I think I broke a rib and know just by reading the title I'm getting the same laugh 10 years later XD Hope you got as many good days as possible and friends to spent them with you. Take care
@tbalciunas333 6 жыл бұрын
0:30 I finally just got that joke. It's the theme tune from the show "Cheers"
@chamuchamupalchamperry6686 5 жыл бұрын
I never understood that one but now I see the genius.
@solluxcaptorirl8735 5 жыл бұрын
omg,i never noticed that
@stuckonthepot6187 5 жыл бұрын
It makes me feel sad and a little old then that I got it instantly
@alyshamacdonald4785 5 жыл бұрын
Such an obscure reference.
@randompromises1038 5 жыл бұрын
ohhhhh that's crafty
@Moonzokast 4 жыл бұрын
I drank a drink called the “strongest arm”, and boy did it hit me hard
@Letorin 3 жыл бұрын
bruh
@trainwreck237 3 жыл бұрын
Seems like you got a good amount of upper body strength in ya.
@fudgeciclez Жыл бұрын
All the wordplay and little details are genius. Best short
@pyryo4150 2 жыл бұрын
I have been searching for this channel for so long,finally
@ssgtrappsta9472 6 жыл бұрын
The Platonic Relationship drink actually looks...delicious
@rjfproductions5137 5 жыл бұрын
trev yeah
@ticcitoby2955 5 жыл бұрын
Tru, Tru
@isaiahf-d846 5 жыл бұрын
I want one
@Nahtanojrepus 5 жыл бұрын
I like the look of the minutes to think about it
@stickbug3150 4 жыл бұрын
Yess it does and I want it
@FifthSkip 8 жыл бұрын
"I'll have the obscure reference" "Cheers" is he actually talking about the show Cheers?
@MrSmilingDeath 8 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@FifthSkip 8 жыл бұрын
MrSmilingDeath :D
@laurenmikayla7796 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, if you turn on the captions, after he says "Cheers" in says '[Cheers theme plays]' Haha I love that show 😂
@Bisafan737 8 жыл бұрын
That's because the background song that played in the background while Tom was drinking it was the Cheers theme.
@FifthSkip 8 жыл бұрын
I've never actually watched Cheers, I've just heard of it and about how it takes place at a bar.
@ailporf 2 жыл бұрын
I keep finding new details every time I rewatch this
@Johnny-Number-One 8 ай бұрын
The recurring gag is hilarious every time it’s shown.
@Paul-ju2bj 5 жыл бұрын
I've seen this video fifty times and I've only just noticed the pubs name
@ripleyjlawman.3162 4 жыл бұрын
Caleb Primes The god from the machine.
@sossololpipi9633 4 жыл бұрын
@@ripleyjlawman.3162 deus ex machina, an organized miracle in a scenario of some kind
@pixelmace1423 4 жыл бұрын
Theres also a missing poster when they first enter 0:10
@stonksboinz 4 жыл бұрын
@@pixelmace1423 THE *_O R B ._*
@maxter0842 3 жыл бұрын
The missing poster is of the teddy from baby with a gun!
@williamazazelmiseria519 6 жыл бұрын
in the Spanish part even the background was cooperative
@huntedexp8142 2 жыл бұрын
This is, and I think will always be my favorite tomska skit It's ALL PUNS I love it. (The perpetual motion is hilarious and the reluctant compromise is underrated)
@loco_beezy 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this about 20 times over the past 8 years and I finally understand the “reoccurring gag” bit.
@Renicent 8 жыл бұрын
I actually wanna drink all those drinks
@thedevilshound3625 8 жыл бұрын
+klayman bloo "one sex on the beach coming up XD" -chris
@thedevilshound3625 8 жыл бұрын
+klayman bloo "one sex on the beach coming up XD" -chris
@aloeera 8 жыл бұрын
+TheGamingGamer Give it to your crush
@Renny_Yeti 8 жыл бұрын
I want the reaccuring gag
@archfiendgod8192 8 жыл бұрын
+LordSodaCan I want the reoccurring gag
@bearfamous_ 7 жыл бұрын
I only got the reoccurring gag joke the third time.....
@anirudhnavin4568 6 жыл бұрын
Rebekah Pierce they're talking about the horse mask being a really bad reoccurring gag 😂
@DeathnoteBB 5 жыл бұрын
Also Chris saying “I’ve had that before” is part of the joke
@RoosterChan 3 жыл бұрын
Tom:"I WANT BLOODY MARRY, NOT YOU!" Bar tender: imma just leave now
@AkrionTheLich 4 ай бұрын
Can't believe its been 10 fucking years tom! Remember this sketch like it was yesterday! Much love to you
@isabellatoose3839 5 жыл бұрын
A reoccurring gag, because he’s gagging and it’s a reoccurring joke oh my god I just completed my life’s purpose
@grabern 5 жыл бұрын
And when he asks for a horse mask, he’s given the reocurring gag because the horse mask is also a running gag in his videos.
@lapraspurple6427 5 жыл бұрын
Also, when Its first ordered Chris says he's had it before, so it's reoccurring there too
@voraito 5 жыл бұрын
It's also a meta joke because Tom doesn't have a gag reflex.
@aionicthunder 4 жыл бұрын
Well that’s gotta be a kinda lame purpose if that’s what it is
@KyunaCookies 4 жыл бұрын
Señor I... *Splutters* Yeah that's it
@vinnie9015 4 жыл бұрын
them: *complicated english jokes with wordplay* me: *screams in portuguese*
@bbchem5988 3 жыл бұрын
Se me permitir: "PUTA MERDA"
@nathanroberts3638 3 жыл бұрын
How does one scream in Portuguese?
@shadoow2401 3 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@bbchem5988 3 жыл бұрын
@@shadoow2401 opa amigo
@shadoow2401 3 жыл бұрын
@@bbchem5988 eae
@johannesviljoen9656 2 жыл бұрын
*Checks subtitles* "Chris speaking Spanish" Well... I guess.
@kfchero2 8 ай бұрын
i only now realese 9 years later that "Recurring Gag" is not only called that because Tom keeps gagging on it but also because it shows up multiple times like a Recurring Gag as well as him getting the Recurring Gag when asking for a Horse Mask
@wrath2509 8 жыл бұрын
only now do I understand the recurring gag, is literally a reused joke,
@aimia100 8 жыл бұрын
SANS AND THE JOKES AND WOW.
@sverreleonard8488 8 жыл бұрын
I think the point is that he says "I'd like one horse mask" And that is a recurring gag in his videos ;)
@seanmdpa 7 жыл бұрын
I made a comment about this 5 months earlier but sadly was not noticed, also the name of the bar is deus ex machina (an unexpected power or event saving a seemingly hopeless situation, especially as a contrived plot device in a play or novel.)
@damianvaldez9390 7 жыл бұрын
Akira Kurusu the obscure reference drink is by far the most clever joke. the theme song from "Cheers" plays as he says cheers
@kuroru69 6 жыл бұрын
this is like the special kids classroom.
@kosmick-9305 9 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who got the joke where Tom asks for a HORSE MASK, and drinks the REOCCURRING GAG?
@toomasoskarkahur2920 9 жыл бұрын
Could you explain?
@kosmick-9305 9 жыл бұрын
Watch the HORSE video they made, you will understand then. :P
@enderexiler374 9 жыл бұрын
I got it :D
@kosmick-9305 9 жыл бұрын
EnderExiler Yay! I found someone lol
@ThunderGamer-sq3em 9 жыл бұрын
miss johnson, i got that a while ago and im going to say this "I LOVE IT"
@ultimateninjaboi Жыл бұрын
This just randomly came up in my feed again. I can dig it
@maverickREAL 2 жыл бұрын
I love how "perpetual motion" means both the drink itself and its effect on the ramping-up events
@sniffthecactusduh 8 жыл бұрын
I discovered the magic that is Tomska subtitles so I'm having a marathon
@technoghost2124 8 жыл бұрын
XD me too
@burntpaws 8 жыл бұрын
Yyyyuuuuupppp
@spacelag5104 8 жыл бұрын
lol me too
@xyrissavage4983 8 жыл бұрын
same
@TheSomethingRandom12 8 жыл бұрын
what
@Hi-Fitxt 8 жыл бұрын
Do you know where the perpetual motion went In the hole
@boaofdeath 8 жыл бұрын
*DDDUUUNNN*
@steph3448 8 жыл бұрын
I bet the hole people appreciated it
@undeadrocket101 8 жыл бұрын
Wait, WHERE THE HELL DID IT COME FROM?! 😱
@tonynero7005 8 жыл бұрын
*GAGS* Sorry, another recurring gag.
@timebomb4562 8 жыл бұрын
+demtictax gags aww man that's the reoccuring gag again
@JustPineapple Жыл бұрын
it's incredible how underrated that starting joke is.. took me a while to get it but it was hilarious when I did.
@hazenvisionary5899 3 жыл бұрын
This is still my favorite video on KZfaq ever since it came out lol
@Sephelions 8 жыл бұрын
the bartender slammed the diet reluctant compromise on the counter and my low battery notification came down at that exact moment
@acmeholloway 8 жыл бұрын
so?
@DanielRhodes7 8 жыл бұрын
Now that's what I call a reluctant compromise. Phone: CHARGE ME! You: VIDEO FIRST!
@sleepyenby8036 7 жыл бұрын
+Daniel Rhodes (The Shadow Seeker) ahahahahahAHAHAHAHAH
@falconwing5111 7 жыл бұрын
For some reason the same thing happened to me? That was weird :P
@starshinegroup3047 6 жыл бұрын
"Reoccurring gag" shouldn't work on Tom. He has no gag reflex...
@faisalsuleiman1082 5 жыл бұрын
Also instead of a horse mask its a recurring gag get it
@stickbug3150 4 жыл бұрын
O h
@psychoboys8703 4 жыл бұрын
Well he can't gag because of a throat blockage, but his body can force him to gag if it's cause by something genuinely sickening.
@blockbreaker8839 2 жыл бұрын
“You shoulda seen her face man it was everywhere” “Your mom is awesome” “Yeah, she was” Goddamn it Tom I just got that after 7 years
@bestusernameever6518 2 жыл бұрын
@@uranium404 Judging by the videos TomSka makes, it likely means her head exploded and pieces of her head scattered across the room. It's a subversion of expectation in that we often hear "Her face was everything".
@JetstreamSam379 7 ай бұрын
Headcannon: Chris's mom was one of the women in "Juice that makes your head explode"
@spicyman6006 3 жыл бұрын
By far my favourite episode.
@yuanlee1299 4 жыл бұрын
7 years later and I just noticed the guy in the background has a mustache for the spanish dub part! XD 1:14
@randomdude1177 3 жыл бұрын
I think he is up is not jump
@-YELDAH 3 жыл бұрын
@@randomdude1177 I was going to say that that would be stupid, it’s just some random person for the bit.... But then I noticed that the only person they look like is upisnotjump and now i think I’m going crazy
@-YELDAH 3 жыл бұрын
Tho he looks slightly different around the forehead and eye shape... I really want to know who that is
@randomdude1177 3 жыл бұрын
@@-YELDAH up is not jump lives in the same country as Tom does right
@-YELDAH 3 жыл бұрын
@@randomdude1177 ah yes, once upon a time there once was a land far far away called “England”
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