LOST TAPE! The Achmed you WEREN’T supposed to see! | JEFF DUNHAM
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6 жыл бұрынI was looking through old tapes and discovered a video of Achmed from 2003 BEFORE he became famous... In fact, he wasn’t even called Achmed! Check out this long lost video from 15 years ago and discover Achmed’s true origin!
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@aurorabyrd6104 5 жыл бұрын
I can see that Pre-Achmed still had leg problems
@dylanthebiguy 5 жыл бұрын
Even though their small AF
@roncharlesnicholson7106 5 жыл бұрын
it’s a genetic issue!
@ZandrielGrimm 4 жыл бұрын
@@dylanthebiguy What do you mean, they're long as hell!
@dylanthebiguy 4 жыл бұрын
@@ZandrielGrimm i mean the size
@FOXTROT_Protogen 4 жыл бұрын
MARNEL!
@shaindarkart5412 Жыл бұрын
how Jeff pulled this off without losing his complete career on the spot, is a testament to his genius.
@richard40x Жыл бұрын
Yes, it took Jeff to turn dead jihadist terrorists, into a great comedy act. It took real curage as well, wondering what the Muslims woud do to him. But it turned out Achmed was very popular in many Muslim nations as well, indicating many of them are fed up with their jihadists as well, and ready to turn the jihadists into comic figures.
@youknowit8713 Жыл бұрын
Because back in 2003 the world wasn’t full of the “lgtbq” shit who cry over every joke.
@jamarjjeffery1472 Жыл бұрын
He pulled this off because social media was like it is today. And people was whining soft crybabies like they are now. That was a different and better time. Now everybody cry and bitch about everything.
@calvin8370 Жыл бұрын
@@jamarjjeffery1472no he pulled it off because it was a joke and people can recognize when something is a joke and when it’s truly in bad faith. It’s just not done well anymore.
@jamarjjeffery1472 Жыл бұрын
@calvin8370 he pulled it off because it was a different time where people wasn't crying and so sensitive. Stop being Naive. You know if he did it today it would be such a huge issue.
@darraghconnolly3737 3 жыл бұрын
Kind of a bummer to know that this kind of humor is mostly lost on my generation, I'm glad the old tapes still exist for those of us who wish to watch them. Thanks man, this was a good one💯
@Jsep94 Жыл бұрын
where can you view them?
@theepicenter4106 Ай бұрын
@@Jsep94🫠
@kainelivesay25 4 жыл бұрын
You can tell how nervous Jeff is in between jokes. He’s like “Oh God please let this work.” Lol
@trubadurnrino4046 4 жыл бұрын
Ho would not be nervous about Osama bin laden or too day Achmed The Dead Terrorists and He's not Welcome on Facebook 😆😆😆
@fnafplushadventures7216 4 жыл бұрын
@@trubadurnrino4046 what that grammar was terrible
@Aa-zp5kn 4 жыл бұрын
FNAF Plush Adventures * What? That grammar is terrible.
@fnafplushadventures7216 4 жыл бұрын
@@Aa-zp5kn bruh
@tinadavis9500 4 жыл бұрын
,@@Aa-zp5kn
@ASLTheatre 6 жыл бұрын
I can see much of Alchmed’s early jokes. Funny puppet but I am glad he waited a few years and created Alchmed and not stuck with this puppet.
@sha11235 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, some of the jokes are the same, of course. The reason he made Achmed was he wanted to bring back Dead Osama, but it would be too stale, so he wanted to keep it fresh.
@sha11235 6 жыл бұрын
Dead Osama is an earlier version of Achmed.
@xoticplayz242 4 жыл бұрын
666 likes oh no
@ASLTheatre 4 жыл бұрын
Kanaan Roetting quick! One more Like to remove the curse! Lol
@xoticplayz242 4 жыл бұрын
@@ASLTheatre already did
@VickiBee 5 жыл бұрын
"Where are you?" "I'm right here, you eediot." "Any more questions, but this time think them through." LMFAO
@sergarlantyrell7847 3 жыл бұрын
and then "Actually, that is Sadam..." killed me!
@michellehudman3626 3 жыл бұрын
Oh I miss the good old days when it was fun to laugh. I loved that we didn’t take ourselves so seriously and could laugh at ourselves.
@simplyyellow6240 Жыл бұрын
are you the lady with yellow dress?
@LilJok 4 жыл бұрын
Just wanted to say my older brother has extreme special needs and he can barley talk. Thanks to the fact about how much he loves you, he can say "silence I kill you" and then crosses his arms and shakes his head like Walter. He mentions you all the time! 💙💜♥️❤️💛
@aarondavis4341 4 жыл бұрын
,,🤘🏿🤘🤘🏾🤘
@ghostcityshelton9378 4 жыл бұрын
That's fantastic!!! Sending you both much love & light. Jeff is amazing and has a wonderful family 'live' and suitcase 'family'.
@Silver_wind_1987_ 4 жыл бұрын
That's amazing it's awesome he's picking up how to speak! I hope he Improves!
@shellythom7248 4 жыл бұрын
That’s awesome that he has something that helps him and entertains him too. Glad he found this channel so he can get daily Dunham and not have to wait for videos to come out.
@listermister 4 жыл бұрын
Awe thats so cute! I wish you and your brother just the best! ❤
@jamiechannel4848 6 жыл бұрын
My friend and I were at this show. We were absolutely EXCITED to see one of our fave comedians live! And man.... Jeff and the gang sure didn't disappoint! They're always hilarious but they were even more hilarious seeing them live. We laughed through the entire show and left that night with sore ribs from laughing so much. Thanks for all the laughs that night Jeff!
@sha11235 6 жыл бұрын
When Dead Osama complained about his wives, Walter should've yelled out, "Thank God I only have one!!!!!!"
@Samuel-ku1qb 2 жыл бұрын
Or “What’s the point of death if it doesn’t do us part?!”
@richard40x Жыл бұрын
Yes, that would be a great line with Achmed as well.
@hectorrivera66 2 жыл бұрын
It's risky to take questions from the audience, but Jeff pulls it of nicely.
@CJ-ln5ov Жыл бұрын
“Where are you?” “I am right here, you idiot. Thank you for your dumbass question.”
@nikos-giorgos 4 жыл бұрын
Ahmed is a better, improved puppet, more expressive, due mainly to the moving eyebrows and Jeff's delivery is now way more punchy and finer overall...
@spookyfool 4 жыл бұрын
He was playing cautious for obvious reasons
@chronofantasy1987 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking this exact thing when I saw this. He definitely fine tuned his craft over the years. Him talking this fast and the delivery being too fast isn't as funny as he is now with his pacing and delivery. But that's the beautiful thing about experience.
@ajk496 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff said in an interview that The Dead Osama was just a skeleton decoration that he bought from a Halloween store, and modified it to be a ventriloquist dummy, so it didn’t have the same functionality as the other characters. He made Achmed, and all of the others, from scratch. Peanut is the only character currently in the show that Jeff didn’t make himself.
@Silver_wind_1987_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@ajk496 I can tell....the ribs where puny and the beard was badly glued
@mathieucaron4990 4 жыл бұрын
A guy improve his stuff over time
@yeshevishman 6 жыл бұрын
I had read All By My Selves years ago where you talked about this character, but actually seeing you do it gives the history a whole new life. Thanks for this, Jeff!
@nostradamusofgames5508 5 жыл бұрын
2003, when people werent offended by EVERYTHING
@phiillzzz807 5 жыл бұрын
and literally doing terrorist jokes only 2 years after bush did 9/11.. even now you make a joke about 9/11 and guaranteed a sjw snowflake will show up offended like a little bitch.. tough world we living and leaving for our children.. makes it seem worthless to raise my child how it should be, only to be in the midst of dumb fucks in the future... smh
@fussiestgoblin2872 4 жыл бұрын
Good times
@maddogoz08 4 жыл бұрын
Aka. The good old days 😂
@ObviousTrollFrom2007 4 жыл бұрын
@@phiillzzz807: Lol, Bush. 😂
@apolloknight9521 4 жыл бұрын
Filipe Moniz I agree, I miss the old days were no one isn’t offended by a small thing.
@_loveableidiot 4 жыл бұрын
Back in a time where America laughed and barely ever got offended at anything.
@r3l1csvk 4 жыл бұрын
you mean the world,not just america :) but yeah,golden era...
@kenhollis6197 4 жыл бұрын
People still outraged then and before. It's just that social media has spread its visibility and influence. Just look at how many people were screaming over violent and "racially insensitive" video games in the 90s. Hell, a lot of people were outraged at the black lady who played the mammy in Gone With the Wind! That was in the 30s, and it was black people who were outraged.
@michaelpagano7819 4 жыл бұрын
It’s the younger generation. I’m apart of it and we are so sensitive. Not saying adults aren’t too. We are just worst.
@wadecarmen7501 3 жыл бұрын
@Damian La quay Pure crap?
@richard40x 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff still thinks that way, totally fearless of being cancelled by anybody, even if the rest of America has turned into cancel culture creeps.
@thesniper225 4 жыл бұрын
"You lost a lot of weight" "Jenny Craig "
@sunlvvr 6 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why, but I just love how he went so fast through the show back then, but now he takes his time, and really enjoys the moments. I love Jeff Dunham! 🤣❤️
@stocksy8131 6 жыл бұрын
So, Achmed didn't make the "Silence, i kill you" phrase. He perfected it though. If you clise your eyes, you think it's Achmed. Dead Osama was a trail i think. Achmed is an upgrade - and a damn good one. Loving your work Jeff! Keep it up. I hope you bring another character into the mix at some point.
@sha11235 5 жыл бұрын
He did Dead Osama due to the 9/11 tragedies that dead asshole caused. After a few years he put him aside because the bit was getting stale. He did think about bringing him back but he wanted the act to be fresh so he came up with Achmed, which was a do over of Dead Osama. Yes, he did get a lot of jokes from DO and put them into Achmed.
@thomasarussellsr 5 жыл бұрын
There is a follow-up character, Achmed's half dead, half English son.
@thomasarussellsr 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, and if you wanted to edit your comment, completely up to you, "Dead Osama was a trail", did you mean trial? I think you reversed the "ia" in trial, unless that is what you meant.
@richard40x Жыл бұрын
Great video. It had all the ingredients that made Achmed great, including the skeleton, the "Silence, I keel you", and complaining about his many wives, but with a Bin laden beard instead. The big addition with Achmed, is the expressive eyebrows and eyes, and a better voice.
@Seri-Katil Жыл бұрын
If you get offended easily then don't go to comedy shows, you'll ruin it for those who actually have a sense of humor
@Sillyboi2308 29 күн бұрын
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@VoloKinProject 6 жыл бұрын
So that's how it all started. Thanks for sharing that Jeff.
@sha11235 6 жыл бұрын
Didn't you read his book? He talks about this character.
@GreenNekoProductions 6 жыл бұрын
2:53 3:01 A legend was born.
@TheKidblazer1 6 жыл бұрын
he was so much smaller back then
@anumeon 5 жыл бұрын
So before Achmed said in Security "Hello, i am Linsey Lohan" Osama said "Hello, i am Ally Mcbeal" Adaptable joke for the ages.. :D
@chungusamongus519 4 жыл бұрын
I thought he said Allen McNeal but I still don't get that one. Probably the only one that doesn't make sense.
@dvineslim 4 жыл бұрын
@@chungusamongus519 The actress that played Ally McBeal lost a lot of weight and ppl were worried about her back then
@JarodMoonchild1975 3 жыл бұрын
@@dvineslim No, she didn't "lose weight", she was really skinny from the get-go, don't misrepresent reality. It just took a few years before people took note of it. And if I remember correctly, it was when the show had a few seasons behind it already, meaning that it was closer to the end of the show, than the beginning of it.
@lavpot11040425 5 жыл бұрын
Jeff Dunham never gets old like dude, YOU LOOK THE SAME!!!
@terrybatman 3 жыл бұрын
Eternally 40
@Albert_Wesker_1969 6 жыл бұрын
So Achmed had a skeleton in his closet. Wonder what other lost tapes Achmed has hidden. Very nice Jeff Dunham.
@sdm47 6 жыл бұрын
Of course there’s a skeleton in his closet that’s where he sleeps
@Albert_Wesker_1969 6 жыл бұрын
Hence the pun Trunks Vegeta Briefs.
@sha11235 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'd love to see some of his other creations he tried out and didn't use again.
@parker-boy98 6 жыл бұрын
Albert Wesker 1969 Oh I get it, it's because he's a skeleton
@parker-boy98 6 жыл бұрын
Albert Wesker 1969 he sleeps in the closet, and in Jeff's suitcase
@1Soniccool 6 жыл бұрын
Wow this is Achmed before he was the Achmed we all know and loved.
@kevindarkstar Жыл бұрын
Interesting to see the basic same routine here as for achmed, the 'stop touching meeee' bit for example 😊
@EliasTressa 2 жыл бұрын
You can tell Jeff got a lot inspiration from this puppet and even used his jokes like the legs turning backwards and “Silence, I kill you!”
@harleyvjj2673 6 жыл бұрын
Im so in love with this. So many origins to so many jokes "Whats happening to my feet" "I keel you" "Hello i am Lindsey Lohan" 😂
@AnimeAngelBSR 6 жыл бұрын
Wow! It's amazing the difference between Osama and Achmed but still so damn funny! You are AWESOME Jeff!
@sha11235 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Osama fit that time, so that was why it was funny. But it was getting stale, so Jeff stopped using him, and when he decided to bring his ass back, thought it would be better to have a redo of him, making him Achmed so it would stay fresh.
@shancost1 5 жыл бұрын
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@CobraRedSNK Жыл бұрын
The way Comedy should be, coping through tough times with humor, Thank you Jef-fuhfuh!
@TheMichaeler Жыл бұрын
So this is where "Silence! I kill you." came from.
@thekaibacorpexpress4043 6 жыл бұрын
This old classic video is a new classic!
@EvErLoyaLEagLE 6 жыл бұрын
"Where are your W.M.D.'s?" "Actually that is Saddam." Well done, Jeff
@iam_applesauce8137 4 жыл бұрын
Oh mah, this is the first time he said "SILENCE, I KILL YOU" it feels weird ;-;
@nulidesignz 4 жыл бұрын
Osama: "What are you doing?" Jeff: "I'm trying to make your legs stay in one place" Osama:"I like you"😆 Jeff is not just a comedian, he's a genius!
@BrendaCastro42 4 жыл бұрын
I'm missing the innuendo. What's going on?
@saulsantos3084 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo as soon as i read this i heard it on the vid😂
@BenevolentMutation 5 жыл бұрын
The leg adjustments killed me. 😂
@AifDaimon 6 жыл бұрын
I still remember the first time you introduced Achmed.. It was hilarious
@darrinjones9917 2 жыл бұрын
This dude is one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen
@philokevetch8691 Жыл бұрын
Always pure fun and hilarity. Jeff is gold.
@ColeAviation 6 жыл бұрын
Achmed is 10 times better. 👍🏼😃👍🏼
@af2001 6 жыл бұрын
Chad Cole it is the same material
@taylinverenini7515 6 жыл бұрын
af2001 but it’s a different model
@af2001 6 жыл бұрын
Taylin Verenini watch some of his old shows material is the same. If you close your eyes and you will have trouble figuring out which character it is
@GoBlue576966 6 жыл бұрын
Chad and Hamilton, its basically the same material, but if it wasn't for Osama, Achmed doesn't even exist.
@thelightningninja488 6 жыл бұрын
Chad Cole true he is crazier than achmed
@DDZEN14 6 жыл бұрын
"any questions?" "where are you?" "I'm right here dumbass" Funniest bit!
@huntern3071 4 жыл бұрын
Does he still have the Osama Puppet? I feel like he should have Achmed interview him
@tristanheckert3470 4 жыл бұрын
People are too soft these days for that puppet. Its a great idea, but cancel culture would get Jeff.
@sha11235 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, he has it on a shelf in his garage.
@LchanOtakudom 4 жыл бұрын
tristan heckert Cancel culture could never dethrone Jeff Dunham. He would make a cancel culture based puppet and... ... Oh my God I would pay MONEY to see a cancel culture puppet getting wrecked!!!
@tristanheckert3470 4 жыл бұрын
Laura B 😂😂😂 YES
@nightwarper1760 4 жыл бұрын
Laura B maybe something like that with Url
@danieldishon688 4 жыл бұрын
"Where are your WMDs?" "Actually your thinking of Sudam Hussain".
@jameshughes6049 3 жыл бұрын
That was hysterical!!!
@Skits984 6 жыл бұрын
6:16 “Where are you?” "...I am right here, you idiot." That has to be the best part!!! 😂😂😂
@CrisTechCuts 6 жыл бұрын
Osama is okay, Achmed is wayyy cooler 😆
@Faze_Ducky 6 жыл бұрын
CrisTechCuts yeah and achmed is funnier
@nathanielchristman7306 6 жыл бұрын
Skullkrusher Vlogz idk jokes were the same really. Osama was just less of a bitch.
@scottmarquardt8299 6 жыл бұрын
They both might have a bone to pick with you and both are always on the look out for dogs.
@lizzie6611 6 жыл бұрын
oh ya definitly
@willowbeaty8501 6 жыл бұрын
*SILENCE THEY KILL YOU*
@crossoverclub1378 5 жыл бұрын
OH MY FREAKING GOD! THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL! This makes me like Achmed even more than I already have. XD
@cracklasco 4 жыл бұрын
"SILENCE!! ... ... *B O O !"* I'm wheezing
@LukeTheGhostKiller 6 жыл бұрын
5:27 Unimpressed dude on the far left LMAO 😂
@blazinfu 6 жыл бұрын
“IN YOUR FREAKIN SUITCASE.”
@DBLCreations 4 жыл бұрын
I actually really enjoyed this. But i like how Achmed "bin laden" has evolved 😂
@audrasisler791 Жыл бұрын
This dude is a comedic genius!! Omg it would be so AMAZING to see him live!! Won't ever be able to, no extra money but damn it would be amazing!!
@lilkittygirl 6 жыл бұрын
Achmed reacts to: "Omg, the line that made me famous wasn't mine"
@solardragon1384 6 жыл бұрын
So before he was named Achmed, his name was actually Osama?
@sha11235 6 жыл бұрын
This was based on the evil Osama bin Laden, who now is dead.
@HauntingWithZDog 5 жыл бұрын
Its osama's son
@DarianHarder 4 жыл бұрын
Who is now dead The ZDog Vlogs
@RealSupaHotFireVEVO 4 жыл бұрын
@@sha11235 I agree that Osama is evil but so is America and their military.
@thedazedbandman 4 жыл бұрын
You know-if u actually watch and listen to the video, you wouldn’t have to type anything. Just enjoy it! It’s comedy!
@hankmessaros1835 5 жыл бұрын
I was lucky to see him in a small place right before going huge. Very nice guy.
@ymhoth 5 жыл бұрын
This is the first time in a year I’ve been able to laugh as hard as I have thank you Jeff Dunham I am in your debt God bless
@UA-51 6 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe there was another dead terrorist this is golden. I gotta say it, he looks more scary than achmed
@jaysentbanks6172 5 жыл бұрын
thas kim k before their discovery of plastic surgery
@scottb8945 5 жыл бұрын
THEY ACHMED has a son also SO THREE TERRORISTS
@TSunshine20 6 жыл бұрын
Wow, it really is Osama! 😃 Absolutely incredible, Jeff! Can’t wait to see him again! 😀
@parker-boy98 6 жыл бұрын
Taylor The Amazon Princess Yeah, like that's ever gonna happen
@jameswarren423 Жыл бұрын
When it comes to puppeteering and great puppet jokes you are a true iKON keep up the great work and keep us laughing you’re the best!👍🏼🤩🤣
@robertdeen8741 4 жыл бұрын
This man is brilliant! Look at that arena, packed full. No idea what a seat costs but he doesn't need a band, a light show, 10 tons of sound reenforcement. Just mic and his little friends. Don't get me wrong. I admire what he's done and continues to do. How to get rich playing with dolls, I mean puppets. He has an amazing talent and uses it to maximum effect. I imagine when he was a young lad he took a lot of grief for his choose career path. He who laughs last gets to laugh hardest, loudest and in many voices. I hope he keeps it up for many more years. I thank you sir for the hours of entertainment and laughs. 🤪
@skylaralexandershaw 6 жыл бұрын
I love this Jeff never fails to get me belly laughing always the quickest way to get me to laugh I love how most of his jokes are borderline offensive it fits my sense of humour perfectly
@GamingFanactic911 6 жыл бұрын
Al Qaeda Elvis. HAHA That is gold. 🤣🤣👌🏻👌🏻
@samstarr7125 4 жыл бұрын
He looks more like Achmed as a baby or a small child.
@Jarock316 3 жыл бұрын
Prototype puppet.
@EmperorofThingsGaming 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff should bring this one back, to do a sort of get together with Achmed.
@xoticplayz242 4 жыл бұрын
In achmed jingle bombs aced says where are all the virgins that bin laden promised me oh
@Jarock316 3 жыл бұрын
In one, I think it was Controlled Chaos, it's implied Achmed was the one that sold out Osama in exchange for Navy Seals training.
@AFlyingSwive 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jarock316 I remember this joke too, it got so much better knowing he had an osama puppet
@TheAnchorArmsChad 6 жыл бұрын
Somebody's had some SERIOUS Plastic Surgery
@foxyridah5647 6 жыл бұрын
I'd say
@parker-boy98 6 жыл бұрын
Deaddy Fazpool Ha! Plastic, 'cause he modified a Halloween prop
@allstarftw6473 6 жыл бұрын
Deaddy Fazpool ha ha, lol
@theorizingpanda8979 6 жыл бұрын
Deaddy Fazpool I found your joke way funnier than I should have 😂
@KKHoopee 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@HyperHimes 6 жыл бұрын
A True Origin Story! XD
@mrvampire41 Жыл бұрын
To think we hated people who didn't attack us. All those things we said, myself included. Wound up being Cheney, Bush and Rumsfeld.
@jimpierce3138 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget all those looney liberals.
@darkmatter32x 5 жыл бұрын
This is gold. Achmed's prototype is still awesome.
@lukerentschler6769 6 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite of the original puppet designs. I also love how you can clearly tell the audience is very uncomfortable at first 😂
@CloneScavengerVulpin8389 6 жыл бұрын
Hand to hand combat training Explosive training Arson and crafts
@LoganShmogan 4 жыл бұрын
I first heard "Arson Crafts"
@CloneScavengerVulpin8389 4 жыл бұрын
I see what you mean.
@barklagestudios6464 Жыл бұрын
3:01 Intense I KEEL YOU
@aliveandkicking17 3 жыл бұрын
I guess I’ve been watching Jeff and the guys ever since the early 90’s. The first time I seen him was late at night and it was only peanut, Walter and the Jalapeño on a STICK! Love this guy. Great work Jeff
@axehead45 5 жыл бұрын
5:04 When the spider you just stepped on gets up and starts running
@daRiddler32 6 жыл бұрын
The Dead Osama is the love child of Achmed and Peanut
@Soron661 6 жыл бұрын
sure sounds like it could be, but the dead osama came before achmed.
@daRiddler32 6 жыл бұрын
Soron66 Time is wibbly wobbly. Example Phillip J. Fry is his own Grandfather despite being born years later
@laurabeane8862 6 жыл бұрын
It gets lonely in a suitcase....😆
@ghostcityshelton9378 6 жыл бұрын
David Jensen Then he should have purple bones, right?
@daRiddler32 6 жыл бұрын
GhostCity Shelton not necessarily. Genetics is a crap shoot. My dog is a Lab/Poodle mix and even though he has the curls and the height of a standard poodle he isn't poofy and sheds like a Lab (as well as looking like a pure Lab from the front)
@braydon6283 4 жыл бұрын
If people saw this in 2019 they would get butthurt
@matthewdennis2911 4 жыл бұрын
Braydon eh, I’m fine with it, but yeah some would be butthurt...
@lindsaygallinger6315 4 жыл бұрын
This is great
@trubadurnrino4046 4 жыл бұрын
No, But it's Hurts 👍😆😆
@michaelstephens360 4 жыл бұрын
Then it’s been successful
@speci8745 4 жыл бұрын
People are seeing this in 2019.
@randomps5guy315 4 жыл бұрын
4:13 Literally every memer nowadays
@cdk2678 6 жыл бұрын
Hilarious i never get enough of his videos, 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Starry_Joy 6 жыл бұрын
Dead Osama... cool character, nice beard..- Wait...... Achmed was created 15 years ago?!?!?!!?! *Why do I feel so old!!??!* I’m barely considered as an adult to most people!!
@cathodelite 6 жыл бұрын
Don't worry about it peach, it's just a feel. It'll pass...
@GamingMasterAnthony 6 жыл бұрын
Noor M Yus that... Is a lie. This feeling may pass but you'll find something else that'll make you feel old. Sad but true (and I'm only 20)
@cathodelite 6 жыл бұрын
Gaming Master Anthony Trust me. Am half a century & I don't feel old at all. Cause age, is just a number. U will realize it when u pass 30. U will feel like it's not even there.
@steveb817 6 жыл бұрын
You feel old? I saw Jeff Dunham for the first time live in the 90s when I used to be a doorman at a comedy club in Boston, then I used to watch him on TV on a show that I don't think is on anymore called A&E's Evening At The Improv. When it was actually called the Arts and Entertainment channel. Back then, he only had Peanut, and I think Jose Jalapeno (on a steeck).
@steveb817 6 жыл бұрын
Sorry, meant to say after seeing him live in Boston was before that. Can't edit my comment.
@bradduncan8962 4 жыл бұрын
3:13 when your friend ate all the pizza rolls
@scotcarr3390 5 жыл бұрын
Achmed was NOT amused! Which is why he blew himself up! Achmed:. SILENCE!!! (i keel you?) Me:. I'm not particularly worried.
@Jarock316 3 жыл бұрын
I thought that was an accident.
@jdolaktv 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jarock316 It was. He was dumb enough to answer his cell phone while filling his scooter with gas.
@606kittykat 6 жыл бұрын
I love this so much and I’m so blessed I got to see you last week! 🤗😂❤️
@ThePi314Man 6 жыл бұрын
What you don't know is that that intro took about eight different tries. He couldn't figure out how to work his phone.
@sha11235 6 жыл бұрын
Well, as Walter would say, "Dumbass!"
@justintaylor6268 3 жыл бұрын
I was lucky enough to see the very first version of Achmed. It was during a show at the Irvine Improv. I was there in the front row. It was the funniest live show I’ve ever seen. 👍👍
@_veronica_r 4 жыл бұрын
Somehow old achmed looks like he's in black and white it's weirding me out XDDD
@Nube-Gamer 6 жыл бұрын
Joke of the Day Peanut: I hate people with Nut Allergies Jeff: Why? Peanut: Because they can't love me
@haleighcrawley7713 6 жыл бұрын
Haleigh: how ironic. XD
@christiantracey1479 6 жыл бұрын
This is interesting and awesome at the same time
@kglugo 4 жыл бұрын
"I see the bus from Fuquay got here tonight" If you live in this part of NC you know that sheeet is funny as hell.
@mrfixitusa6165 3 жыл бұрын
Especially if you know the rest of the name of that town and you laughed at outsiders trying to say it. "Fuquay-Varina"
@John-ih2bx 3 ай бұрын
It took guts to pull-off this one in 2003, only 2 years after 9/11. Causality tolls rising. I am not sure whether I would have laughed back then, some of my friends/acquaintances/connections were dead, injured, impacted, or at war. But Dunham pulls it off beautifully. Thank you.
@oghond 6 жыл бұрын
Why does he sound like Zim when he says “Greetings, infidels”?
@SadGhostPerson 4 жыл бұрын
Hail
@jessicabell8323 6 жыл бұрын
I needed this... thank you Jeff for sharing your amazing talent with the world! This is the first time I've smiled all day!
@adamprowse3272 Жыл бұрын
‘Where are you?’ ‘I am right here, you idiot!’ Crying 😂
@ritzmonster 4 жыл бұрын
I was just 3 years old at the time. Now I am 20 years old watching this and still laughing my ass off.
@mchllwoods 6 жыл бұрын
Osama is just as funny as Achmed. Jeff Dunham never gets old. Lol!😂😂
@mchllwoods 6 жыл бұрын
Thx so much 4 the heart Jeff! Love u guys too!!😘😘😘
@southernsass2937 6 жыл бұрын
Funny stuff right here! 😃 TFS Jeff. You are like fine wine. 😄😊
@therealtimmyiy 2 жыл бұрын
i love how even when one of his jokes didnt work, he still followed it up with a joke relating to it that still made the audience laugh
@cl0wnc0rps34 4 жыл бұрын
My first thought when I saw the original achmed was "well shit."
@rebeccasquier7403 6 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to see you in a couple weeks for my 20th birthday!! My boyfriend is bringing me to your show in SC!!
@chadb6231 6 жыл бұрын
That goat joke had me dead.
@swt8909 4 жыл бұрын
Achmed was a nice evolution. Oh and Jacques Med too!
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