Some of the Best of Achmed | JEFF DUNHAM

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Jeff Dunham

Jeff Dunham

3 жыл бұрын

There is a terrorist among us. I don’t think he accomplished anything he set out to do, but I do know he managed to blow himself up. Please help me welcome the most beloved terrorist throughout the world... Achmed the Dead Terrorist! Check out some of the "best of" moments from your favorite silencing, skeletal saboteur. Let me know in the comments what Achmed bit “keels” you?
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@dalekarman6387
@dalekarman6387 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff Dunham is the only person that can make people cheer when saying “there’s a terrorist with us” 😂
@TheDeadSkeletonShow
@TheDeadSkeletonShow 3 жыл бұрын
Ha!
@curtandlisa1190
@curtandlisa1190 3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@lynpowell8532
@lynpowell8532 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't that the truth. I love the skit where Achmed says he has pillow is. Guitar guy lost it as Jeff did. You hear Jeff saying to Brian " dont look at me". Both of them totally lost it. Jeff is dynamite at his craft.
@yusefdelacruz4811
@yusefdelacruz4811 3 жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd meet my long lost bro here
@paulaewen5503
@paulaewen5503 3 жыл бұрын
Love it
@cris_j
@cris_j 3 жыл бұрын
Achmed's parts falling off has to be one of the funniest non-intentional recurring bits on a stage anywhere.
@TheMokubaCosplayer
@TheMokubaCosplayer 3 жыл бұрын
That high-pitched scream killed me
@lindamay9064
@lindamay9064 3 жыл бұрын
When the stage hand comes out with duct tape to "fix" his legs.
@Seth_Hezekiah
@Seth_Hezekiah 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure those are intentional.
@morgancutler3900
@morgancutler3900 3 жыл бұрын
As well as Peanut getting thrown out of Jeff’s hands
@lynpowell8532
@lynpowell8532 3 жыл бұрын
@@lindamay9064 that was hysterical. Poor Marnell. It would be cool if Jeff designed green alien to be with Achmed ( A c phlegm ) , Walter or even Bubba J. Bubba J might use the flying saucer as a dinner plate.
@F21012013R
@F21012013R 8 ай бұрын
Achmed is hilarious. His face expressions are so good. And ' I kill you!' makes me laugh so hard everytime.
@suzannerust8658
@suzannerust8658 2 жыл бұрын
"The last time I had this much plastic on my chest, it exploded" I laughed way too hard at that line! One of the many reasons I love Achmed and Jeff.
@larkinp89
@larkinp89 Жыл бұрын
For sure lol that was genius 🤣
@cutiepatootie4094
@cutiepatootie4094 11 ай бұрын
To be honest, that joke had wrote itself
@the_good_citizen
@the_good_citizen 5 ай бұрын
Yeah this line was particularly funny..😂😂
@shadow__bubby
@shadow__bubby 2 ай бұрын
Frick you I was scrolling through the comments and that line popped up after I read your comment lmfao
@scribbledoodle2003
@scribbledoodle2003 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine Achmend being a librarian. Some guy: *makes a sound* Achmend: Silence! I k i l l y o u !
@kidawesome5577
@kidawesome5577 3 жыл бұрын
Actually that'd be pretty affective. Library would be quiet asf.
@trez_tube
@trez_tube 3 жыл бұрын
Scribble Doodle I keel you!
@MrElionor
@MrElionor 3 жыл бұрын
@@kidawesome5577 No it wouldn't everyone would keel over laughing
@reneliebregts64
@reneliebregts64 3 жыл бұрын
Achmed: *grabs a bomb and lights a lighter* dont make me do it
@gretchenlockrey5453
@gretchenlockrey5453 3 жыл бұрын
That would be so freaking hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Amanapanthulu
@Amanapanthulu 3 жыл бұрын
Achmed has more expressions than lots of actors today
@smc1942
@smc1942 3 жыл бұрын
...and a better personality!😄
@jakestickerson_1254
@jakestickerson_1254 3 жыл бұрын
More expressions then everyone in the live action Mulan.
@justsad-1392
@justsad-1392 3 жыл бұрын
Too troo.. acphlegm!
@jobob47
@jobob47 3 жыл бұрын
does not need the botox?
@camwinston5248
@camwinston5248 2 жыл бұрын
And a much wider range...plus you always know where he stands on an issue.
@krishanuphukan80
@krishanuphukan80 Жыл бұрын
That last 'I kill you' is the funniest of them all. Achmed is pissed. 😅
@rickevans4226
@rickevans4226 Жыл бұрын
I love how Jeff Dunham can screw up and still make people laugh and make it seem like it's part if the show.
@CurlyFromTheSwirly
@CurlyFromTheSwirly 7 ай бұрын
Silence! It's still funny.
@TrainsCatsOtherStories
@TrainsCatsOtherStories Ай бұрын
Honestly I feel like ever since the "screw ups" first happened he incorporated them into the act. So there more on purpose now than screw up.
@davidnissim589
@davidnissim589 3 жыл бұрын
I can't get over how stunned Achmed looked when Jeff removed his ribs.
@cutiepatootie4094
@cutiepatootie4094 2 жыл бұрын
How would you feel if someone disconnected your you know what without it hurting? Yea, stunned and pissed
@niveth1
@niveth1 Жыл бұрын
*”I k i l l y o u”*
@carolwenzel3170
@carolwenzel3170 Жыл бұрын
😂
@hawkeyegamer8231
@hawkeyegamer8231 3 жыл бұрын
Marnel!!! MARNEL BRING DUCT TAPE!! Jeff "oh he actually brought duct tape" Achmed: "surprised look"
@LKs_myFavs2022
@LKs_myFavs2022 Жыл бұрын
I love all the dummies...but Achhhhmed is my FAV!!! Side-splitting funny!
@rayoko_tube
@rayoko_tube Жыл бұрын
His scream at 8:02 had me rolling HAHA was not expecting that 😂
@jamielyndriscoll3691
@jamielyndriscoll3691 3 жыл бұрын
“SILENCE I KILL YOU!” Gets me everytime I love it 💀
@leociresi4292
@leociresi4292 2 жыл бұрын
When Achmed loses his arm or leg. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jean-mi1825
@jean-mi1825 Жыл бұрын
Someone should sample it and use it when people are being lound in movie theater !
@userslinx6865
@userslinx6865 Жыл бұрын
If I say that line in PUBLIC like Achmed... some body call 911. Don't try because I already test it!
@dalehood1846
@dalehood1846 Жыл бұрын
Great dating line. "SILENCE, I KILL YOU!". At least for the first time.
@seemslegit6203
@seemslegit6203 3 жыл бұрын
"Last time i had this much plastic on my chest, it exploded" i was laughing at that for far too long
@cutiepatootie4094
@cutiepatootie4094 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine your mom walking in on you watching this, not even a teenager, laughing at a shmecks joke. Yea that happened once. Not gonna say when, but I got slapped so hard my cheek is still sore T.T
@Tree_e888
@Tree_e888 2 жыл бұрын
@@cutiepatootie4094 sorry about that man, my parents let me watch family Guy when I was 5 years old so that would never be a problem for me!
@monsoon3816
@monsoon3816 2 жыл бұрын
@@cutiepatootie4094 ok
@Falkirk2112
@Falkirk2112 Ай бұрын
Who here is 2024?
@ifeen1
@ifeen1 Ай бұрын
every other vid is h3h3 takin sum dumb ahh take😭
@RangerRick2024
@RangerRick2024 Ай бұрын
Y am sportstar Rangu
@jessiegarner6958
@jessiegarner6958 Ай бұрын
Hell yeah
@hannahcook6193
@hannahcook6193 Ай бұрын
Yessssss
@obese03
@obese03 Ай бұрын
Yessirr
@allenlovell1604
@allenlovell1604 2 жыл бұрын
How Jeff is able to keep a straight face and avoid irreversible tongue tangling is beyond me ! I love his characters, maybe he could something with some former and current politicians ? That would hilarious
@paigepriddy7715
@paigepriddy7715 3 жыл бұрын
Achmed is the reason I have such fun memories of running around yelling “I keel you!” As a 7 year old
@justsaiyanv9150
@justsaiyanv9150 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@antiqueunique2871
@antiqueunique2871 3 жыл бұрын
same, I was trying to remember where I saw it
@Asmith-1111
@Asmith-1111 3 жыл бұрын
Did you ever run into a wall? LOL not really.
@lovemojiheartkiss
@lovemojiheartkiss 3 жыл бұрын
So how was the mental hospital after doing that?
@cutiepatootie4094
@cutiepatootie4094 2 жыл бұрын
Yea my teachers where so confused. Then my dad explained it to them. And they where even more confused and worried for my mental state-
@lilsunflower5146
@lilsunflower5146 3 жыл бұрын
0:01 "ladies and gentlemen, there's a terrorist among us". audience applauds
@rickmcdonald1557
@rickmcdonald1557 Жыл бұрын
Jeff is the greatest ventriloquist that ever lived and we are so lucky to have him in this generation and each and everyone of his videos are Pure Gold~!!
@davidsoto1472
@davidsoto1472 Жыл бұрын
saw him in person 🙂 Great show he introduced URL that night lots of fun, I highly recommend spending the money it's worth it !!!!!!
@djtbone001a
@djtbone001a Жыл бұрын
Nope. Jay Johnson is way better. I like Jeff but I grew up watching Jay on Soap. 😂
@rickmcdonald1557
@rickmcdonald1557 Жыл бұрын
@@djtbone001a I don't know who Jay Johnson is but I'll Google him and thanks for the reply.
@Hodaris_Darlin
@Hodaris_Darlin Жыл бұрын
He's not bad, but he's not as good as David Strassman with Ted E. Bare & Chuck Wood.
@John-nz5vd
@John-nz5vd Жыл бұрын
Of all the great ventriloquists that were mentioned no one compares to the amazing Paul Winchell.
@miryssaduncan9615
@miryssaduncan9615 Жыл бұрын
I love how Jeff talks to them like they are real but then I remember it's all him 🤣😂
@cb4337
@cb4337 3 жыл бұрын
ribs getting caught on the spine; rib cage coming off... Jeff's expression...PRICELESS!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@cutiepatootie4094
@cutiepatootie4094 2 жыл бұрын
Just 👁👄👁
@WheatleyDoodlez
@WheatleyDoodlez 2 жыл бұрын
Just O°O Ò~Ó
@haleighcrawley7713
@haleighcrawley7713 3 жыл бұрын
Even though he’s a terrorist, I still love him for being a sweetheart towards some audience.
@clydeandfriends
@clydeandfriends 3 жыл бұрын
@q_xia I KEEL YOU
@monsoon3816
@monsoon3816 2 жыл бұрын
@@clydeandfriends *aggressive staring*
@jaiengore2908
@jaiengore2908 Жыл бұрын
I’ve recently broken my femure and on nights that I can’t sleep I’m listening to Jeff. I often wonder if he realizes how many people he makes smile, even during the bad times?
@rodolfobaliga7577
@rodolfobaliga7577 Жыл бұрын
This guy jeff dunham is a multi talented when it comes in jokes entertainment, he makes your kidney blown up of laughing outloud.
@charleshewitt5169
@charleshewitt5169 Жыл бұрын
And yet you can see his lips and throught move he Ned's to take lessons from Darcy Lyn farmer she is the best
@scrappydoo7887
@scrappydoo7887 11 ай бұрын
@@charleshewitt5169 you're really dull . Can't you just enjoy an act without turning it into a pissing contest?
@jonevans5084
@jonevans5084 3 жыл бұрын
After Walter, (I’m a 63-year-old curmudgeon myself) Achmed is my favorite!😉👍🏻❤️🇺🇸
@RickaramaTrama-lc1ys
@RickaramaTrama-lc1ys 3 жыл бұрын
Ditto~!!!
@Shinlexia
@Shinlexia 3 жыл бұрын
To think that this is the dude who changed jeff dunhams career for the better I love achmed❤
@unknownalien3459
@unknownalien3459 3 жыл бұрын
it talks jeff not achmed cmon
@SaleBSGN
@SaleBSGN 3 жыл бұрын
@@unknownalien3459 Really??? OMG!
@hardwirecars
@hardwirecars 3 жыл бұрын
and to think it was one of his original prototypes look up dead osama.
@oldgoat7089
@oldgoat7089 6 ай бұрын
Actually, I think that when we elected a president who looks like Walter, Jeff's career/fame was made!
@sillyoldfrog
@sillyoldfrog 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing Jeff perform live is number one on my bucket list.
@Michaelmyersbae
@Michaelmyersbae 2 жыл бұрын
My parents saw him on a cruise ship before he got famous
@roxannerobinson2398
@roxannerobinson2398 Жыл бұрын
Mine too. He was here a few months back and I missed it. Hope he comes back soon.
@charleshewitt5169
@charleshewitt5169 Жыл бұрын
You must have a short bucket list
@ryankelly9032
@ryankelly9032 Жыл бұрын
Saw him at Winstar. He’s hilarious.
@cynthiaellerbee1720
@cynthiaellerbee1720 Жыл бұрын
He is actually better live
@Pr0phetless
@Pr0phetless 2 жыл бұрын
Goes to show the talent Jeff has where his props break unintentionally, and the crowd goes crazy
@morganleo625
@morganleo625 3 жыл бұрын
"The last time I had this much plastic on my chest,it EXPLODED!" LOL
@JackSilver1410
@JackSilver1410 3 жыл бұрын
His ability to play off puppet malfunctions is legendary.
@brenredhead3482
@brenredhead3482 Жыл бұрын
It's the eyes that gets you when he says, "Silence I Keel You."
@Pankaj_Agricos
@Pankaj_Agricos Жыл бұрын
Love From India... I Really Love the Achmed Character... This was Too Good...when they Say "I will Kill you...." 🤣🤣🤣
@julieclearythefeistyrebelg5660
@julieclearythefeistyrebelg5660 3 жыл бұрын
The final part of the show is beyond hilarious and Jeff being so professional kept on going on and made it even more hilarious!! Love this man, his humor and his talent!!!
@dasuniversum5875
@dasuniversum5875 2 ай бұрын
i think that was a part of the show
@julieclearythefeistyrebelg5660
@julieclearythefeistyrebelg5660 2 ай бұрын
​@@dasuniversum5875 Yes, I know, lol!!!!
@NERGYStudios
@NERGYStudios 3 жыл бұрын
The only guy who can integrate a technical difficulty so seamlessly into the main act!
@gedjones5977
@gedjones5977 2 жыл бұрын
It’s more than likely that was written and rehearsed after a malfunction during rehearsals, the duct tape bit looked too practised and the stage hand was laughing when he first came on.
@apocalypse2819
@apocalypse2819 2 жыл бұрын
@@gedjones5977 you sound like such a fun person...
@dionlindsay2
@dionlindsay2 2 жыл бұрын
@@apocalypse2819 I'm with @Ged Jones on this one. It makes it even more fun that JD has thought it all through and rehearsed it. He's a performer.
@annedorris5899
@annedorris5899 Жыл бұрын
This guy is the best, Achmed & Peanut are my favorites
@larrybennettsr8048
@larrybennettsr8048 Жыл бұрын
You got to be the funniest comedian I've ever seen acting it is funny he's hilarious all your other funny man I can watch him over and over and I get a kick out of your your pretty slick throwing your voice man I like it when you throw down in the box with Walter you're pretty good man I ain't seen nobody better than you you don't need to be on America's Got Talent you got that beat hands down
@rbaileyrb
@rbaileyrb 3 жыл бұрын
2:18 me when i see a spider
@Caduceus0508
@Caduceus0508 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I think the characters are real and Jeff is the dummy
@drchunkybiscuit9973
@drchunkybiscuit9973 3 жыл бұрын
Or, you're the dummy! 😉
@emmaoconnor5748
@emmaoconnor5748 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@DGsynchroman
@DGsynchroman 3 жыл бұрын
“Jeff the shared delusion”
@azreljohnson2983
@azreljohnson2983 3 жыл бұрын
Ouch
@justinw7258
@justinw7258 3 жыл бұрын
Or you could be the real dummy
@ellencoelho16
@ellencoelho16 Жыл бұрын
I watch these shows over and over again and still laugh till I cry! Love Achmed the best!
@sleepymoo6130
@sleepymoo6130 Жыл бұрын
Jeff is just awesome....the way he gets offended at his puppets is just so endearing lol x
@jamesmorrissey2297
@jamesmorrissey2297 2 жыл бұрын
Jeff's ability to stay in character, is amazing. Always, there are two people on stage.😀👍
@RaptorRecordz
@RaptorRecordz 3 жыл бұрын
The greatest thing about Jeff is the fact that he does this so fluently so few others would ever be able to reach his level the man's a comedic genius ... Imagine having puppets as a kid and his parents thinking it's a phase to see him make absolute gold out of something viewed so mediocre ... Have and always will be a massive fan of this guy if he ever comes to liverpool or even the UK IL be there if I gotta buy the whole family tickets to see his genius in person 😁👏🏻
@debbiebammann8444
@debbiebammann8444 2 жыл бұрын
Oh he's soooo funny. God bless you Jeff and your whole family. Thanks for making us laugh!
@user-gv6ny9wt5m
@user-gv6ny9wt5m 2 ай бұрын
Jeff Dunham is a genius
@unogazzy84
@unogazzy84 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff: How do you spell your name? Achmed: A... C... Phlegm. Hahahahahahaha I'm crying here.
@harissououro4335
@harissououro4335 3 жыл бұрын
What a talent! I have great respect for you Jeff. Your name will down in the books as one of the best ventriloquist of all times. Bravo!
@charleshewitt5169
@charleshewitt5169 Жыл бұрын
Are you kidding me even at twelve Darcy out performed him
@Ghostbusternyc
@Ghostbusternyc 11 ай бұрын
@@charleshewitt5169yeah, no one knows who you’re talking about. Jeff is the best.
@jennyfindley1514
@jennyfindley1514 10 ай бұрын
You are an extremely talented man. My favorite puppet is Achmed the dead terrorist I would hope you'll be written in the school drama class for years to come 😅😅
@rachelgarcia4301
@rachelgarcia4301 Жыл бұрын
A+ for originality. I LOVE it!
@T05H18A1037
@T05H18A1037 Жыл бұрын
7:34 “Your ribs are caught on your spine. One second.” Not a sentence you hear everyday! 😄
@yarningchick
@yarningchick 3 жыл бұрын
Whatever else Jeff might be dealing with, the main point is that he will always have someone to talk to, even in quarantine.
@SW-fb1wh
@SW-fb1wh 3 жыл бұрын
When I went to a Jeff Dunham show he accidentally threw Peanut, and I think he took Achmeds arm off, and he sang Jingle bombs and my dad started laughing so hard. He actually couldn't stop, and when Achmed Said I KEEL YOU, he was chuckling. Gonna be honest Peanut was one of my favorite parts of the show
@marshayoder7941
@marshayoder7941 2 жыл бұрын
I just amazes me how achmed can say stuff no one else can...to any audience. And get away with it! Proves we can all take each other less serious...we don't have to fight with each other all the time
@wildwillie6132
@wildwillie6132 5 ай бұрын
I rerun this too often. Just too funny to ignore.
@kenhurley4441
@kenhurley4441 3 жыл бұрын
A person who talks to himself,,,,, using a puppet and making things up as he goes is totally awesome! Jeff's having more fun than the audience!
@thehigh-plainspiper9143
@thehigh-plainspiper9143 3 жыл бұрын
Never would have known that people would have cheered when someone says, “there is a terrorist among us”.
@tessiet.santos3291
@tessiet.santos3291 2 ай бұрын
Of all Jeff Dunham characters I love Achmed!
@eddiefretwell9487
@eddiefretwell9487 Жыл бұрын
This was the first video I saw of Jeff Dunham and every on since has been as good if not berrer
@kanehawkins7008
@kanehawkins7008 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff Dunham is the only person on the planet who can say on a massive stage "there is a terrorist among us" and it get an applause
@lazylot9560
@lazylot9560 3 жыл бұрын
After watching all of Jeff Dunham's performances I feel like all his puppets are real and like they share a bond like family....Thank You Jeff Dunham 👍😂
@leonadodson5906
@leonadodson5906 Ай бұрын
I would like to meet Walters wife
@AlolaMasked_BettyRubbleFan
@AlolaMasked_BettyRubbleFan Жыл бұрын
5:17 Chipmunks doing a terrible job at harvesting be like:
@catalinache
@catalinache Жыл бұрын
excellent show.... Loving so much both Achmed & Achmedina :)
@kerriproper5843
@kerriproper5843 3 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear Achmed's " Jingle Bombs" song, I always crack up during his verse of the song🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@silverphantom9675
@silverphantom9675 2 жыл бұрын
I love how when most comedians talk about issues, Jeff Dunham uses actual characters and has conversations with them. It makes everything a hell of a lot more funny. Great stuff, I enjoy listening to your shows on Apple Music.
@Aulakyria
@Aulakyria 6 ай бұрын
We need a two-hour video of Achmed !!
@victoriathorne8252
@victoriathorne8252 Жыл бұрын
I love Achmed gets stuck & falls apart
@LD-hs9iv
@LD-hs9iv 3 жыл бұрын
"SILENCE! I KILL YOU!" Those words have remained with me ever since I was a child 😂
@Orca19904
@Orca19904 3 жыл бұрын
I hadn't seen that bit from Controlled Chaos yet; the part where Jeff accidentally pulled Achmed's entire ribcage off had me absolutely laughing my ass off! XD
@markordorica6940
@markordorica6940 15 күн бұрын
I like this one, Mr. Achmed 😂👏😆
@alexcrawford5350
@alexcrawford5350 Жыл бұрын
That voice crack when he sings 🎵 iRAQ 🎵.
@SailorV1234
@SailorV1234 3 жыл бұрын
I give Jeff more props over everything else for being able to make jokes about accidents that happen during a show.
@local_ace_case
@local_ace_case 3 жыл бұрын
My dad introduced me to this, and Achmed was the first puppet I ever reacted to. So thank you for producing the best terrorist ever!
@local_ace_case
@local_ace_case 3 жыл бұрын
One more thing: Do you think you could ever do Peanut and Achmed on stage one day?
@alexcrawford5350
@alexcrawford5350 Жыл бұрын
“There’s a terrorist amongst us.” (cheering) “Why are you cheering? There’s an actual terrorist amongst us.”
@PRBLMatic671
@PRBLMatic671 Жыл бұрын
Some people say he's the side character. Some people say he's the antagonist. But I say he's the hero.
@komrade_8352
@komrade_8352 3 жыл бұрын
Counter Terrorist Units:His hitbox is smaller since he is just a walking skeleton, get the biggest guns you can.
@haroldhahn7044
@haroldhahn7044 3 жыл бұрын
Don't be silly! He is already dead! Just keep reminding yourself that Jeff can make anything including a road kill, or a baked thanksgiving turkey, talk, and be funny!
@Nighthawke70
@Nighthawke70 3 жыл бұрын
They tried to catch him, but he left a false trail by throwing an arm and his rib cage at the cat. And so kitty being greedy, ran for it carrying his bits all over the place.
@itsmebryangh0stboi277
@itsmebryangh0stboi277 3 жыл бұрын
1:46 SILENCE I KEEL YOU
@annimerethenilsen8888
@annimerethenilsen8888 Жыл бұрын
This is comedy on highest level! 9:21
@lauraklotz968
@lauraklotz968 2 жыл бұрын
Some of the comments that have come up about Jeff being almost 60 and what he's accomplished in his life what a better job could you have the loving what you do and be worth millions and millions of dollars I applaud you Jeff!!! Besides that you've made so many people laugh, and laughter is the best medicine!
@finiteionews
@finiteionews 3 жыл бұрын
🤔 “ ...hmmm, when Achmed farts does he ring like a wind chime?!” - Anthony Aaron
@jaynamooney9745
@jaynamooney9745 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 And now I have to clean up the coffee I spewed all over, but it was worth it!!!🤣🤣😍😍😍
@Ghostrob2023
@Ghostrob2023 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff should have that in his next show which I think would make everyone laugh so hard they end up doing it as well. Lol!!!
@mikerose1441
@mikerose1441 3 жыл бұрын
@@jaynamooney9745 Coca-Cola here, stings for a few minutes... had to rewind after clean-up
@magpieone9390
@magpieone9390 3 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness I'm drinking water right now 😆😆😆😆
@jaynamooney9745
@jaynamooney9745 3 жыл бұрын
@@magpieone9390 Right!!🤣🤣🤣🥛
@kenr7715
@kenr7715 3 жыл бұрын
OMG, I LOVED THIS!! Can't wait to show my wife this evening. She works in healthcare field and could really use the laughter. Thank you!!!
@arttynes3685
@arttynes3685 5 ай бұрын
Achmed is the best
@markkristof7294
@markkristof7294 Жыл бұрын
God I love Jeff and Achmed. It's just genius like all the people cheer up when he said, there's terrorist amongst them 🤣
@MochiLofi.
@MochiLofi. 3 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for this and the best of Jose
@maulzy18_yt13
@maulzy18_yt13 3 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@electric98yt98
@electric98yt98 3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@augustlewis6679
@augustlewis6679 3 жыл бұрын
same
@Jbot004
@Jbot004 3 жыл бұрын
Best of José, on a stick
@deadponic117
@deadponic117 3 жыл бұрын
i dont know if he can post those jokes because of the current political situation, but it cant hurt if it makes people laugh.
@levibrechbiel2183
@levibrechbiel2183 3 жыл бұрын
WHEN HE SAID FLESH WOUND I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF THE BLACK KNIGHT FROM MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
@TheMokubaCosplayer
@TheMokubaCosplayer 3 жыл бұрын
Basically
@smc1942
@smc1942 3 жыл бұрын
Me too!😄😄😄
@ieatchildren7863
@ieatchildren7863 3 жыл бұрын
*Ţ̠̫̳̳͉̙̘͔̌̊̋͑ͯ͆̉͛ͦ̍͊͛̓͝¡̡̰͇̱̜̩̩̩̼̗̫͍̩̞̙̊ͬͭ̏̓̽͂̄̅̌͛ͥ́͛̇ͣ̇̀͡§̛̘̮̳ͮ͆̅ͫ̎͂͗̊̍͒̔ͥ͊ ̨̧̼̞̜̽̽͛̎̔́͌͗͆̂ͮ̂̎̄̽̆͟b̠̠͉͈̲͍̻̟͚̼̖̹͎͈̤̺̻ͣ̀̏ͤͬͯ͠u̙͎̞̞̩̼̘̘̰ͭ͊̔͐ͦ̕ͅt̋̑̎ͨͩ͌̌҉̢̪̞̮̩͈̹̼̱̬͉̦͠ ̸̨̳̖̬̞̺̱̹̭͕͚͓̥ͧͭ͌̈ͤ̾̒͑̕͞Æ̶̛̼͕̘̤̦̹̘͈̙̖̣͈͚̏ͫ͊́́͘ ̢̲̼̣͔̪̌͗̌̿̌͗̋ͪ̋ͯ̓͌̔̀S͑͒͊̅ͩͦ͗ͯ́҉̶̹͍͉̮̹̠͖͔̫̪͓͝ͅç̵͈͕͔̳̘̳̹̳͈͙̳̺̺̳̎̾̈́̎̋͐̒ͦͩ̏͒̒͊̇̒͟͞ͅr̨̢̫̱̖̮̮͉͐͊̇̓͌̌̍͒̄̏̉͗̉͊̄̚Ā̞̥͎͎̘̩̜̫̣͇͍̜̬̣̜̋̿̈́̽ͤ̈̈̂́ͤ͊͠ţ̸̷̸̦͔̤̠̼̖̞͔͍̫̲͖͉̗̃͌̊̎͂͐̓̓ͣ͋̚̚Č̵̡̠͓̱͍̱̮̪͙͚̟̰̤̤̽̌͋̂͑̑̽̿ͦ̎ͩ̏ͧ̎̎̀̚͜h͎̞̝̞͕̯͎͉͈̙͔͑̌̔̇̈́͂̒͐ͭͥͫ̊̅͊̽̀́̕͟*
@tradewins
@tradewins 3 жыл бұрын
All comedians steal material from others. It's just amazing to me that Jeff apparently thought nobody would notice he stole that line!
@oxtailpuncake1211
@oxtailpuncake1211 3 жыл бұрын
i think all of us did
@Sky2015100
@Sky2015100 Ай бұрын
I absolutely love when things malfunction and he goes along with it intentional or not it’s gold ❤
@user-mr6jh3yc2z
@user-mr6jh3yc2z Ай бұрын
The funniest 😂 stuff I have seen it never goes old just love the way he does this
@jonathankennedy
@jonathankennedy 3 жыл бұрын
SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!
@christianparrish6647
@christianparrish6647 3 жыл бұрын
Classic
@tobiasripper4124
@tobiasripper4124 3 жыл бұрын
after all these years im still laughing so hard at "poliosis".. that was just brillant. "help! im twisted and i can't get up!"
@christinab.2864
@christinab.2864 3 жыл бұрын
Oh you mean the whole I can set up now, actually no you can’t?
@tobiasripper4124
@tobiasripper4124 3 жыл бұрын
@@christinab.2864 no i don't think it was that. it was a christmas special in milwaukee. guitar guy was there... he was CRYING! and jeff could barelly keep it together himself because of that one. then jeff goes "i forgot where we were" and achmed "milwauwkee you asshole!".
@dianamccutcheon313
@dianamccutcheon313 2 жыл бұрын
This was very funny, gotta love Achmed
@prestonnew1523
@prestonnew1523 10 ай бұрын
The ending I KILL YOU got me cracking up
@razorsedg3563
@razorsedg3563 3 жыл бұрын
We actually sang Jingle Bombs constantly in December while in Afghanistan. Needless to say, Al Qaeda weren't happy(the ones who understood English) It was funny!!
@kerriethompson2073
@kerriethompson2073 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite Christmas Carol ever!
@djonpow
@djonpow 3 жыл бұрын
That IS funny!...oorah!
@hollywoodghostbusters9869
@hollywoodghostbusters9869 3 жыл бұрын
That's fucking awesome!
@architakumar2579
@architakumar2579 3 жыл бұрын
@@djonpow ba dum tuss
@dannyh.s.1936
@dannyh.s.1936 3 жыл бұрын
Is this true?
@Panwere36
@Panwere36 3 жыл бұрын
Achmed is the reason that you are one of (if not still THE) most popular comedians in the Middle East! Thank you and God Bless you for "allowing" Achmed to be in your act!!
@charlotterivera-mx1lg
@charlotterivera-mx1lg 10 ай бұрын
Achmed is so funny 😂😂 I love him and all of Jeff Dunham characters they are hilarious as hell 😂😂😂
@KelvinRaymond989
@KelvinRaymond989 8 ай бұрын
Hello 👋 CHARLOTTE May goodness and happiness surround you all the time, and may sadness never locate you. Which state are you if I may ask??
@the_good_citizen
@the_good_citizen 5 ай бұрын
I just don't get it how a skeleton can be so lifelike AND funny!! This is really the best show ever! 🤣🤣
@zekesteed4185
@zekesteed4185 3 жыл бұрын
That song jingle bombs always gets me where it hurts. I love how melodramatic Achmed is.
@leociresi4292
@leociresi4292 Жыл бұрын
I love Achmed’s Amamata, Alquaida High!
@nicolestewart
@nicolestewart 3 жыл бұрын
This never gets old 😂
@ArtixOficial
@ArtixOficial Жыл бұрын
Achmed is my favourite 😂😂😂
@cory980
@cory980 5 ай бұрын
Achmed is my favorite!!!
@thetrashcansystem
@thetrashcansystem 3 жыл бұрын
omg i died when his ribs came off xD the technical difficulties with the puppets are the funniest. i notice most of em happen with Achmed xD
@MegaRazorback
@MegaRazorback 3 жыл бұрын
"Well maybe if you fed me a sandwich every once in a while THIS SHIT WOULDN'T HAPPEN!!!!!!!
@thefreestyleskater8256
@thefreestyleskater8256 3 жыл бұрын
my favorite achmed is when he was dressed up in minding the monsters
@thefreestyleskater8256
@thefreestyleskater8256 3 жыл бұрын
some of the best of bubba j
@DrMike-se1tv
@DrMike-se1tv Жыл бұрын
One of the best is when he introduced his son and then had to have his legs taped down!!!
@FieryCat360..
@FieryCat360.. Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@BrandyWine658
@BrandyWine658 Жыл бұрын
I could never get tired of Achmed. hahahahahaha
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