Love and Lightsabers: The Acolyte Gets STEAMY

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24 күн бұрын

The Acolyte is many things, but you can now add seductive to the mix. In this extremely sarcastic video, we laugh at the newest attempt to sell Star Wars to the ladies. Will it work? Why do you think?
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@Mr72Dolphins
@Mr72Dolphins 22 күн бұрын
Long live the Star Wars Holiday Special
@Mikey-t8d
@Mikey-t8d 22 күн бұрын
Boardroom Karens will always change the rules no matter how absurd they are.
@vektracaslermd743
@vektracaslermd743 22 күн бұрын
Shipping is the lowest common denominator. When a show hits this phase, it's creatively dead. It has nothing cerebral left to say.
@cattrucker8257
@cattrucker8257 22 күн бұрын
Normally, franchises hit that phase unofficially in their fandoms, and if they do so officially, it's either a weirdo tumblrite franchise like Steven Universe to begin with, or it's petered out and lost the plot and grasping for things that'd keep people's interest alive. Somehow Star Wars under Disney managed to hit both those goalposts with its plus-plus-plus-size behind. Something I never would have imagined saying about Star Wars, of all things, some ten years ago.
@TONYGILLEY
@TONYGILLEY 22 күн бұрын
Remember how tame the romance between Han and Leia was handled? Remember how George Lucas tastefuly put forth the Anakin/Padme romance? (despite ONE particular revealing outfit) At the end of Attack of the Clones, we witnessed their marriage; the fact that Padme is very pregnant three years later in Revenge of the Sith pretty much established a few things. Most importantly: WE DIDN'T HAVE TO SEE IT. That was under 20th Century Fox and LucasFilm. YET today, it's the Company (DISNEY) that claims to be for children who are pushing Adult/Degenerate themes with all the subtlety of a bull in a China shop.
@grantbeardsley278
@grantbeardsley278 22 күн бұрын
I always found it weird how as much as these people say they hate fair-skinned men, they sure love shipping them with dark women.
@hemaccabe4292
@hemaccabe4292 22 күн бұрын
I try not to be a cancel person, but considering the disgusting, horrific crimes of Ms Leslye Headland, it's hard to imagine watching anything she was a part of.
@IndyDefense
@IndyDefense 22 күн бұрын
Her ex-boss loved to use his lightsaber.
@callumholland8932
@callumholland8932 22 күн бұрын
And she's oh so jealous she was a doorboy and never a tool like she needed and wanted that easy fat raise to writerhood but why would he want spungebob
@theflyingninja1
@theflyingninja1 22 күн бұрын
What did she do?
@callumholland8932
@callumholland8932 22 күн бұрын
@@theflyingninja1 exist
@hemaccabe4292
@hemaccabe4292 21 күн бұрын
@@theflyingninja1 She was Harvey Weinstein's asst for 4 of his worst years.
@Burns_RED
@Burns_RED 22 күн бұрын
So stunning, so brave
@DEATH-THE-GOAT
@DEATH-THE-GOAT 22 күн бұрын
... so deprived
@Crimson_Hawk_01
@Crimson_Hawk_01 22 күн бұрын
It’s time for some salami swordplay.
@tomtom7734
@tomtom7734 22 күн бұрын
The power of one the power of two thw power of DEI. Then you die.
@IndyDefense
@IndyDefense 22 күн бұрын
Leslye Hedlund is used to bad men showing their lightsaber.
@tljscrewjob6397
@tljscrewjob6397 22 күн бұрын
I guess this was what the intimacy coordinator was for…
@donaldking5791
@donaldking5791 22 күн бұрын
The bar has been set so low for Star Wars that most people have checked out. All the fans wanted was a good story about our favorite characters. We now have movies hanging on ideas and gimmicks. What a shame..
@starmnsixty1209
@starmnsixty1209 22 күн бұрын
That's for certain 😢
@taramayastales
@taramayastales 22 күн бұрын
The point of an Enemy To Lovers subplot is that it’s part of a Redemption arc. The evil character can’t be so far gone that he can’t be saved. He (or she) has to become Good. Kylo killed his dad, for no reason. There’s no coming back from that so that ship never worked for me. This one is just as bad. He killed her friends and she doesn’t care, making them both jerks. Plus, he is convincing her to be evil. This is the reversal of everything wonderful about the trope. It’s gross.
@dirkjewitt5037
@dirkjewitt5037 22 күн бұрын
I can't wait to see a jedi "O" face.
@christopherscott8272
@christopherscott8272 22 күн бұрын
"O" "O" "O". You know what I mean.
@dirkjewitt5037
@dirkjewitt5037 22 күн бұрын
@@christopherscott8272The power of many is a bukkake ceremony only the strong can survive.
@weekendmom
@weekendmom 22 күн бұрын
Basically Disney wants to make Star Wars porn.
@stefantsarev4442
@stefantsarev4442 22 күн бұрын
They officially removed the 14% score from Rotten Tomatoes.
@nutmegriot209
@nutmegriot209 22 күн бұрын
It was fake anyway
@Depeche133
@Depeche133 22 күн бұрын
Another day, another Acolyte video...
@richarddoyle3420
@richarddoyle3420 22 күн бұрын
Red Rocket is disturbing. A Lightsaber Whip is insane. Who thought a red lightsaber whip made it fine?!? Gawddammitt!!!
@ChildOfTheFlower
@ChildOfTheFlower 22 күн бұрын
It's okay guys, the horny fangirls will now give Disney all the money that Lucasfilm never got with the "old annoying fanboys" 😂😂
@MasticinaAkicta
@MasticinaAkicta 22 күн бұрын
Any Time now...
@dunatyphon5416
@dunatyphon5416 22 күн бұрын
Does anyone have even one last F*#@ to give about Star Wars anymore?
@hatuletoh
@hatuletoh 22 күн бұрын
"Completely overtaking the 'Acolyte is ruining Star Wars' discourse." It is, really really really it is! Anyone who says otherwise is mean old meanie!
@AbsentMinded619
@AbsentMinded619 22 күн бұрын
They’re flattering themselves. No one thinks that THIS is ruining Star Wars. Everyone was already over Star Wars long before this.
@zeroh2hero
@zeroh2hero 22 күн бұрын
The actor has my last name ugh! Lmao
@Red-Renegade-Studios
@Red-Renegade-Studios 21 күн бұрын
I like how Star Wars, the space battle, lightsaber dueling, franchise has become this self absorbed Sith dating sim
@jaymethysell5111
@jaymethysell5111 22 күн бұрын
3:29 After working for Harvey Weinstein, Leslie probably knows a lot about someone being seduced by the dark side of the Force.
@AbsentMinded619
@AbsentMinded619 22 күн бұрын
I just came from a carnival where our local Lions Club had a table where they were giving away free books. They had teenagers yelling “Free books! Free Star Wars books!” The books were very nice, brand new High Republic Disney Star Wars books. They basically forced my 7-year old son to take one. I told him he didn’t have to keep it unless he really wanted it. He ended up leaving it on a table and never missed it.
@AbsentMinded619
@AbsentMinded619 22 күн бұрын
I should also point out that no one was taking the books, they had a big stack there, and we were there on the last day of a 5-day carnival about an hour before it closed.
@MasticinaAkicta
@MasticinaAkicta 22 күн бұрын
@absentminded619 How Ironic. But it is the HIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH republic so yeah. It is crap.
@shirw
@shirw 22 күн бұрын
Where is the warning for parents? Disney warns you about everthing else 🙄
@EthalaRide
@EthalaRide 22 күн бұрын
I _will_ say... George planned on Darth Talon for a looooong time, so having a sexy sith seducing lightside jedi isn't a foreign concept, And the novels had Lumiya who _kinda_ seduced Jacen Solo to the dark side. That was for the male gaze and this is more the female gaze. Now the problem is it still needs to be executed WELL, and *_there's your problem._* Will it just be a physical thing or will it be an _emotional play?_ That will divide people. Will Osha has an "i can fix him" mentality or will the Sith just straight up convince her to join? Will she have an effect him HIM, or is he more than just 'too far gone'? Being "seduced by the dark side" is a classic concept in starwars, and yes, it should be fairytale-like. Remember in Willow, Sorsha _hated_ Madmartigan but one kiss later and she's like... _"you know what, I can turn good for this, Why not."_ That's not well-writen at all but I'm still glad it happened and it's VERY fairytale. 8:27 Also, Let's not pretend here that Leia's metal bikini didn't happen, OKAY?
@kreese-yi2nb
@kreese-yi2nb 22 күн бұрын
It's not the Reylos that are true problem here. I'd rather be afraid of Kyluxes crawling out of woodwork and demanding their share if this thing gets the second season.
@Mr.Amov1991
@Mr.Amov1991 22 күн бұрын
The thirsting of one The thirsting of two The thirsting of Leslieeeeeeee You know this is probably a factory rest for her ...
@plumaDshinigami
@plumaDshinigami 22 күн бұрын
Considering that Headland is the Igor to Weinstein's Dr. Frakenstein, this has very unsavory implications when a man is forgiven and romanticized after causing untold harm to women.
@artnull13
@artnull13 22 күн бұрын
Now we know whose Palpatine’s parents were 😂
@kd9749
@kd9749 22 күн бұрын
I felt the same way about New Trek when they decided to introduce sex, swearing, and blood. I love all those things, but not in Star Trek.
@MasticinaAkicta
@MasticinaAkicta 22 күн бұрын
Yeah, in some things... just don't. Just don't. That is why I like those heart felt parodies. They KNOW the audience! And why the audience LOVES the original material. All this modern writing crap just sucks.
@somarriba333
@somarriba333 22 күн бұрын
Alexandra Daddario "True Detective" episode 2. 😊
@averagecarpentryskills7148
@averagecarpentryskills7148 22 күн бұрын
a day after he murdered all her friends she is swooning over him and the audience is too. they call us evil when they are the true sociopaths.
@DEATH-THE-GOAT
@DEATH-THE-GOAT 22 күн бұрын
Next sith gay lord Russell T Davies with his acolyte Ncuti Gatwa
@GenMVeers
@GenMVeers 22 күн бұрын
2:01 Oh great, it's *Paul Tassi* _again..._ 🙄 The man just remains illogically committed to this now...
@jaymethysell5111
@jaymethysell5111 22 күн бұрын
This is a much better take than Doomcock's video where he was just clutching his pearls the entire video. I don't have a problem with them doing whatever they want in this show because: A: Kids don't like Disney Star Wars; they just aren't into it... B: The actual target Demographic for Star Wars is men over 30; so this idea that shows like this are for kids is a load of crap. And this is besides the point that they keep making crap that doesn't appeal to the target demographic, and finally... C: This isn't Star Wars Canon, It's expensive fanfic with the Star Wars branding on it. There is plenty of official Star Wars non-canon material; the Acolyte is just another thing that can be thrown into the non-canon pile to be ignored.
@1zzzz1204
@1zzzz1204 22 күн бұрын
500th. I want a star wars film about the enlisted who can't serve because of "standards." Super meta how the military changes enlistment standards and the civilians run into war telling the empire and republic to KMA.
@darrellcovello7917
@darrellcovello7917 21 күн бұрын
Why do the lightsabers look like cheap glowsticks now? They aren't supposed to be solid
@johnthomas2485
@johnthomas2485 22 күн бұрын
Isn't OSHA underage? I haven't watched it, and won't. But, I was led to believe she's 16.
@MasticinaAkicta
@MasticinaAkicta 22 күн бұрын
I don't know. I heard something about her crush Jecky being "just a child" But she herself, her age isn't really said.
@jaymethysell5111
@jaymethysell5111 22 күн бұрын
8:38 If you want naked Lady Superhero I recommend Black Scorpion from the '90s... if you can find it.
@redohealer2
@redohealer2 22 күн бұрын
Would probably find this stuff on r34
@recapnerd2657
@recapnerd2657 22 күн бұрын
And to this day I still don’t understand how Raylo became a thing, hell when I saw Force Awakens, I thought Finn and Rey would get together 🤨
@billypratt4201
@billypratt4201 21 күн бұрын
SYDNEY SWEENEY........
@korbyynbear5592
@korbyynbear5592 22 күн бұрын
Reylos are weird. Bad take incoming on Axel F, can't wait 😜
@aster4jaden
@aster4jaden 22 күн бұрын
You think Generation Tech is still telling people Star Wars is for kids?
@nallwhite4146
@nallwhite4146 22 күн бұрын
Won't give $$$ to Kickstarter
@MasticinaAkicta
@MasticinaAkicta 22 күн бұрын
Yup, they are putting SEXY in a show that should be for the family. Great. Just great. I mean, Star wars is for kids right... right?
@ScaryStoriesNYC
@ScaryStoriesNYC 22 күн бұрын
Why are you even still watching this garbage? Oh right because you get more views talking about it than the shows get themselves LOL. Carry on!
@msmaria5039
@msmaria5039 22 күн бұрын
Guy has to take the hit.
@JustAnOldStone
@JustAnOldStone 21 күн бұрын
I get it that people hate this show, I hate it too. But Lightsaber Whips a.k.a Lightwhips are *actually* a thing that exist in Star Wars lore. Tbh Im happy to see new takes on Lightsaber tech, it needs new life breathed into it imo, just not like this.
@MasterJediDude
@MasterJediDude 22 күн бұрын
There’s nothing redeeming about this show or its performances.
@kennifcale480
@kennifcale480 21 күн бұрын
Rey and Luke are cousins, which means Rey is Kylo’s Aunt. That’s just gross. That’s just like Jon Snow and Danny.
@CloneShockTrooper
@CloneShockTrooper 21 күн бұрын
I am not getting the STAR WARS feel anymore.. Disney STAR WARS is a huge deviance from what STAR WARS use to be.
@DEATH-THE-GOAT
@DEATH-THE-GOAT 22 күн бұрын
At least we got to see a big wet hairy beaver 😉
@homeslicehomeslice
@homeslicehomeslice 22 күн бұрын
Im dumbfounded why people still give disney money
@DoodsUnited
@DoodsUnited 22 күн бұрын
Sure, Hobbit three way, dood, get some shortstack in there, everything goes.
@AbsentMinded619
@AbsentMinded619 22 күн бұрын
Weird adults are the only paying audience Disney has left, and they’re obsessed with sex because they have nothing going on intellectually or spiritually, so…
@geoffowen7627
@geoffowen7627 22 күн бұрын
Ohhh noooooooo how sad, moving on 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Not had the misfortune to watch this show, I won't bother it sounds a wee bit sub par.
@deeesher
@deeesher 21 күн бұрын
I'll say this as objectively and heterosexually as I can: Manny Jacinto has a pretty good body, so respect. But at the same time, imagine how everyone would be up in arms if a woman were shown in the same way! To be clear, I have no problem with them showing shirtless Yord or Manny, if they want to, but shouldn't it be a bit more equal time for the women? instead, most of them have so many layers of clothes on, you can barely tell they are female. Maybe that's the point? Years ago, when I saw Ashoka in Rebels after Disney bought it, I noticed how it looked like she was wearing a serving tray on her chest, because God forbid we'd see her as a woman. It was then that I realized, we will never see a slave Leia in Disney Star Wars. We will never see dancing Twilek girls, not any Padme midriff. Even Andor has an opening scene in a brothel... But you wouldn't know it was a brothel because you never see anyone that looks like they work there. You're right, sex scenes don't belong in Star Wars, but I think you can still have a few sexy elements. But this is the Disney era, and it seems nobody is allowed to see women being female anymore. Oh well...
@tomtomdishman4029
@tomtomdishman4029 22 күн бұрын
star wars is dead.
@registereduser
@registereduser 21 күн бұрын
If we’re just going by the cast of the show, I can pass on topless lady Sith. (Some of the actresses you mentioned, tho…)
@JackManic1984
@JackManic1984 22 күн бұрын
Wait aren't these the people who kept saying it's a show for kids? Why are they sexualizing it?
@travislenarz2950
@travislenarz2950 22 күн бұрын
sex is not for starwars, the story should be so good that it is not needed. They can imply that sex happened but NEVER put it on screen
@Muramasa1794
@Muramasa1794 22 күн бұрын
I’m just sick and tired of this mess man
@jaymethysell5111
@jaymethysell5111 22 күн бұрын
2:19 I didn't see anything because I'm not watching this shit show.
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