I've never actually seen those chalk tablets go to rot. I figured they were the sort of junk that would last forever. Very educational video today.

Ashens notices the sweets are mouldy... then IMMEDIATELY eats it anyway.

"Oh no they've actually gone mouldy" "Alright, I'll have a little bit" Sometimes it's good to not

"That was our lucky bags round up... and last one ever, too" **2027** "Oh, Fortnite themed candy? Flippin' heck, Fortnite sure was a thing once, wasn't it? Too bad this thing expired in 2021, I sure ain't getting food poisoning just to make some giddy 20 something year old giddy with nostalgia for his early teen years."

虎 does indeed mean tiger. 拳 technically means fist, but it's also used in the name of various fighting styles, where it's sometimes translated as "boxing". Ie 醉拳, which is probably most commonly referred to as "Drunken Fist" in English, but sometimes as "Drunken Boxing" as well. Feels weird to see 拳 on its own translated as "boxing" though.

The box of unsticky stickers have spare glue that can be used from the melted lollipop , how thoughtful of them to know

Sad Onion wanted some FNAF cards and a cool boxing tattoo.

"My Peppa Pig knowledge is about zero, I'm afraid." I wish my Peppa Pig knowledge was about zero

I smiled so big when I heard “🚫 0-3 sad onion” that’s my favorite line. I still love it. Makes me smile every time.

The top is more special than it looks - its a tippe-top. It turns itself upside down and keeps spinning, when you spin it on a hard surface. It started turning upside down even on your cardboard. The physics of how it turns upside-down has been the subject of academic study.

Pretty sure that gun normally had a tube of candy sticking out the handle.

I know that first bag was just random shite but it wasn’t the worst bag of shite, considering the price.

"Oh bloody hell! You can cut a duck with this!" this is my favorite quote ever

So out of date, it's hazardous to a normal human. Just mildly annoying to Stuart

Man those retractable crayons are pretty old, I remember them being the hot new item when I was like 4 and I’m only 20

Sometimes stuart is like a dog that eats pretty much anything you put in front of him

If ashens garage was the only surviving piece of the 2000s and 2010s future historians would be very confused

Fidget spinners were great for skaters who broke a bearing, instead of driving all the way to the skate shop you only need to go to your local gas station.

The first bag reminded me of a surprise box Targets in America sold that where basically filled with unsold products from the blind bag/collectibles aisle.

Disturbed by the fact that the elephant has his teeth (tusks) sticking out of his nose instead of his mouth. Scary. Do they even know how teeth work.

Ashens' surprise at that foam disk gun has made my entire night. I know he's not the most jaded and cynical tat reviewer, but hearing him exclaim in genuine joy really makes me happy.

Sometimes I forget Stuart had a PhD in Psychology.

Ashens is my comfort content, I watch his vids when I'm having bad anxiety

With a cartoon pineapple, everything is alright.

The internet is definitely the proper place for a game that teaches ball control and encourages you to use feet, chest and thighs.

This is exactly what the doctor ordered.

"daddy pig, sounds he is from a different sort of film". I lost my shit, almost spit beer on my keyboard. Keep it up Ashens.

Okay that last lolly, you can't convince me he didn't ingest straight-up dissolved plastic

As a long time Ashens fan, and celtic season ticket holder, this is when i finally found out im living in a simulation.

Ashens: "It's got all of your favorites. Daddy Pig...sounds like he's from a different sort of film." Me: * *shoots soda out of his nose* *

“Stuart empties his garage” episode 642.

At this point, Ashens must have spent more time on his knees than Riley Reid

Not gonna lie, 8-year-old me would have loved all this stuff.

"I'm going to try licking the goo off it." ... "That was a mistake." We're on Kev's football instructions level here, folks.

I like how Ashens got really excited when one of the things was only a year out of date

These kinds of things all over conventions in the States. However, they're usually massive boxes and cost far more than a dollar.

“The best strikers like Thierry Henry and Ruud van Nistelrooy” - Yep... it’s been a while since that was printed.

No "I can see perfectly"? You've changed, Stuart. You've changed.

Ashens talking about referring to bags as boxes at 6:00 made sing to myself_ 'Little boxes on the sofa, Little boxes made of ticky-tacky, Little boxes on the sofa, Little boxes all the same,' etc. :P

A shame you didn't have a Rangers bag, you could have had the two bags fight.

I love how one of the tattoo images is just some stock image of a woman in a wedding dress.

'Oh it's gone so soft and rancid', as the actress said to the Bishop.

"Ok I'm going to lick the goo off of it" is a sentence that only works in certain contexts...

There's almost certainly a whole factory full of edible items slowly rotting away in Ashen's house

This sofa has been a morning routine of mine for so long. Thanks for not changing your content. Don’t need to fix what’s not broken.

“It’s took me about seven years to get these” so I’m looking forward to the next lucky bag around up in 2027

Years of old out-of-date food have worn our poor Ashens down. Once upon a time he'd not touch anything that might actually be harmful to his health, at least not without a quick swig of gin afterwards. And here he is now giving a quick "oh go on then" to literally moldy sweets.

Lucky bags are like dating men. Nice branding, but once you dig in, you encounter nothing but disappointment.

I quite enjoy that it looks like Batman is yelling "help" on the DC bag. I’m slightly surprised Stu didn’t comment on it.

“Mexican non-union equivalent” 😂😂😂 love a good Simpson’s reference

1:09 - Good to see that Mike's Mexican Non-Union equivalent is doing alright. Looks like he's got himself a spaceship 🚀 (actually is it literally just the emoji blown up?! 😅) - either that or he's hijacking it...

'I'm gonna lick the goo off the outside' No... Please... I know we've seen you eat out of date canned tongue but this is a whole different level

I start wondering what the area you store these things must look like...then fear scares the thought away and I just enjoy the video in ignorance.

Complains about mouldy sweets... two videos ago: "I'm just going to try a bite from this pork chop found in a canopic jar in the Great pyramid of Cheops..."

I love how happy he was after playing with that disc gun

7:59 "Green Lantern's is the Emerald Archer in the Top left" Green Arrow: Am I a joke to you?

6:35 lol the classic “nought to three sad onion” joke made by Ashens. They should make a t-shirt with the symbol saying “0-3 sad onion”

Ashens is the inquisitive feeling you get when you wander into a shady re-sale shop and find a Commodore 64 with someone's mixtape from way too recently inside, and pack of old candy taped on top. You'll ask, "Mother! Why is the Commodore a box?" And she'll reply, "because your father drinks and votes labor." But before you get a chance to cry, a strange man in a black suit and red tie knocks over your mum, says, "hello!" , pulls the box from your hands, and the shop melts into loose pixels, and you're left standing on the sidewalk and you're 43 and you're late for work....an absolute bargain!!! Looking forward to the next 15 years Ashens!!!!!

First mention of the good ol' sad onion in a while, he was sadder than usual till....

In 4:10 the Chinese for tiger is correct, but 拳 means fist, not boxing.

Can confirm the tattoo characters are mostly correct, and are actually the same in Japanese. 虎（とら・tora）: Tiger 拳（こぶし・kobushi）: Fist

I would've never thought I'd see anything Five Nights at Freddy's related in an ashens video.

The crap in this bag is INSANELY better than the US dollar store toys. At least these are actual branded items. Not some extremely cheap knock offs

I was already dying laughing in the first minute. “She’s shrieking in pain, but there’s a cool pineapple so it’s all ok”

"We've found the leakage" - Ashens' GP 2020.

"Sweet Cred" is most likely a play on "Street Cred," a largely American term referring to a reputation of legitimacy in a poverty-stricken area and/or blue collar crime.

This reminds me of the day I felt I needed to reevaluate my life, when I realised I was watching a man opening luckybags for entertainment at 53 years old. When was that again, oh 2x years ago…I’ve come along way in those 2 years…clearly.

I'm still amazed by how popular Five nights at Freddy's is with children, considering the story and difficulty of the games. Its always seemed like a series children would hate.

Must try harder: you owe it to your viewers to “test” the tattoos for us... call yourself a public service outlet? (You don’t...)

I loved suprize bags when I was a kid. I wasn't very smart.

Does anyone feel like they’re watching a person from the Victorian Era infected with the plague being impressed by everything. His “that’s amazing!” when he gets the pog shooter gets me every time.

"Right, I'm gonna try licking the goo off it" *NOOOOO*

My favourite childhood “toy”, it was more like a weapon😂, was my potato gun.

Holy shit! Those twist crayons just reminded me of some crappy Crayola games I used to play on the computer ages ago.

Giving kids a literal ton of stickers to vandalize the city and advertise your football club. Like a batman villain

"Lucky Bags" = the person that gave you this bought it on the way to your party and doesn't give a flip about your happiness. They are just there for the free beer.

"I fear for my health..." Seriously, Stuart? SERIOUSLY?

"they don't taste sweet anymore" "probably because of the amount of mold on them" Yea, maybe, but we don't know, further analysis is needed

All these years of watching Stuart consume expired food items only make me more adamant that he's just a pair of floating hands with a thermonuclear reactor for a stomach.

“You could concuss a duck with this” - Stuart Ashen

Ashens is definitely the jml guy lmao he's got the voice

the gun probably says "Sweet Cred" as a play on words for "Street Cred".

Without a doubt these videos are my ultimate favourite. I never comment on a video so that’s how much I enjoy yours! I’ve commented!! I’m overjoyed when a new one appears! Love your humour!

The most lucky bag is the one that Ashens pops out of saying Hello . Also the lucky bag GONK approves .

Finally! Another ashens video!! Ive binge watched all of his videos! Hes one of the funniest people ive watched!

"You could cut a duck with this." Pretty sure that's the only time that phrase has ever been uttered.

Ashens: They do look a bit mouldy.. Also Ashens: Oh go on then! Nom nom

"I'm going to try licking the goo off it." Noooo

This reminds me of Charlie and the chocolate factory when Willy wonkas dad was searching through his Halloween bag haha

When you said "Flash logo" I thought you meant the security nightmare that was Flash by Macromedia.

That disk gun brings me back so much memories

I love when there is reading. These videos definitely help me relax

Strikers like Henry and Van Nistelrooy.... That is definitely outdated

"It's fine." Nah, any time someone says it's fine where the "fine" is in a tone higher than the word before it, it is in fact not fine.

with the "sweet cred" lettering on the foam gun, the same lettering and logo can be seen in an older video in which he reviews 2 mini microwave pizzas, and also talks about marshmallow animals, which have the sweet cred lettering on them. so "sweet cred" seems to be a brand. and reading through comments, one user said that it should come with candy in the handle which further backs this up.

I need to add "You can concuss a duck with this" into my memory bank

Mushy candy and stickers. There is an analogy somewhere.

Those little powdery disc shaped candies are what we call Smarties IN AMERICA

The wonderful thing about Ashens is whenever I see a new video I do a double take to see the upload time. Testament to consistency.

I've been watching a British man review dollar store items for ten years. That's the reality I live with every day