Any one else addicted to these , ive listen to them all so many times , they never get old :)
@possessedslig10 жыл бұрын
I know exactly what you mean
@decoyholding2 жыл бұрын
7 years since this comment and yes i am addicted
@invincibleajay2 жыл бұрын
Yes heard all of them but classics. Never gets boring.
@ariellarto63642 жыл бұрын
i like to wait a while so i forget but since its every year i listen i have some parts memorized
@jamesaubry7522 жыл бұрын
Yep, heard these so many times
@SQUIZZLER243 жыл бұрын
A guide to Karl's timelines: The other day: 2000AD - 1990AD In the 70s: 1989AD - 1970AD A few years ago: 1899AD - 1600AD Ages ago - 1599AD - 1200AD We are going back a bit here: 1199AD - 60,000BC
@Scallion_D3 жыл бұрын
😂
@restvn3 жыл бұрын
medeival times
@lochlanfb3 жыл бұрын
I love this comment so much 😂
@gabrielbrown47643 жыл бұрын
Brilliant 😂
@hpebackwards2 жыл бұрын
uhh... ehhh... doesn't really matter that bit.
@gregoryh79294 ай бұрын
Never forget if you’re feeling low: 1) you’re not alone, and 2) be Kermitted to your treatment
@James_Lovell10 ай бұрын
This got me through the grief when my Dad passed....when my mind wouldnt rest Id climb into bed and just play these...cant go to sleep without them now
@robbiechristmas76839 жыл бұрын
"Ages ago..."
@Crimson345338 жыл бұрын
+Robbie Christmas 17th century? or was it literally ages ago?
@LyingSecret8 жыл бұрын
+- FreeFlow - "Uhrm..... yeah quite a bit back"
@Crimson345338 жыл бұрын
LyingSecret ohhh ok
@finmilne93165 жыл бұрын
I never make it to the end of these, I drift off and wake up with a flat phone and 10 minutes to get ready for work.
@HoboJacuzzi7 жыл бұрын
"Different stories for different... things"
@mattsouth8297 Жыл бұрын
Anyone else still watch this to sleep ?
@sharonready5102 Жыл бұрын
Since 2018 ! Every evening !
@LeftIXD Жыл бұрын
This is my asmr
@andrew3486 ай бұрын
I would but like Karl I have to close me eyes while sleeping
@tyroon814 ай бұрын
Watch???🤦🏽♂️
@chrisdehningdehning85308 жыл бұрын
cant sleep without listening to these guys
@Metrallata8 жыл бұрын
+Chris Dehning Dehning tbh when youre unconscious is the best time to listen to karl ricky and steve
@tamzenkarma3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful Lovely Men ♥️💗💓❣️💋🕯️
@dudessjoddie3 жыл бұрын
Me either :) have done for years!
@8balljunkie3 жыл бұрын
@@Metrallata pp
@MrScott2403033 жыл бұрын
Me too have done everynight for years
@euansmith30929 жыл бұрын
It really makes me laugh for some reason the way Ricky and Steve always go "17th century?" or "1970s?" hahaha
@checkout50173 жыл бұрын
"Literally ages ago"
@yukongaming50557 жыл бұрын
"forget the beard, where you been for 3 days"
@Beardshire4 жыл бұрын
Weird innit.
@ShakeyJake2065 жыл бұрын
"Never mind your beard, where have you been for 3 days." LoL
@checkout50173 жыл бұрын
Thats a bit weird init
@tomservo429927 күн бұрын
That puff daddy one is crazy prophetic
@jackglossop48595 күн бұрын
What do you mean?
@mariapanariello6949 Жыл бұрын
Hello my fellow knobheads! Chi-can you believe it, we’re still listening after all these many a years. ♥️😃
@chriswakefield95387 ай бұрын
Youre trying too hard
@jbri15 ай бұрын
You replied to him so... @@chriswakefield9538
@floraposteschild41848 жыл бұрын
I know it's probably a Photoshop, but I want that phrenology sculpture of Karl so much.
@gwilliams46744 жыл бұрын
@Nathan White like a fucking orange
@EKOvision Жыл бұрын
Ricky: “There’s a reason….. It’s not his volt..😁 It’s not his volt..😂 It’s not His Volt..!”🤣😭
@gemsandlasers269 Жыл бұрын
I love this bit, where you can hear Ricky figuring out the ridiculous pun as he speaks.
@izchucknorris9 жыл бұрын
This show is an anti ocd and an anti depressant to be perfectly honest :') I've listened to these countless times and it just makes everything ok
@cerealfamine19 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@TokyoKazama9 жыл бұрын
Rickys laughter is infectious.
@Kyle1994NI Жыл бұрын
Agreed m8
@christianhernandez4279 Жыл бұрын
Gotten me through the toughest of times
@KardKing66 Жыл бұрын
Spot on
@jacintagarrett90042 ай бұрын
Yes I do.In 2024 I'm still listening on pretty much repeat and they still make me laugh!!!!!😍😍😍
@stuartsmith9575Ай бұрын
I'm same, I've heard them all countless times and still listen every night... its like mt religion 😂😂😂
@dohertyz10 жыл бұрын
4 hours of RSK. I'm actually going to listen to it all
@ChrisOrillia10 жыл бұрын
same
@goldenglovled10 жыл бұрын
that's not even a challenge
@fishyonion9 жыл бұрын
Whenever I start listening to these I instantly need a cup of tea
@KiraPlaysGuitar9 жыл бұрын
I JUST had the craving.
@Sledgehammer0039 жыл бұрын
Now i need tea. Its like 5:30 am
@rahulkemp64898 жыл бұрын
tyler pat bateman durden i luv u
@TellEmRye8 жыл бұрын
A cuppa & listening to these three is my day off work early afternoon ritual
@tylerpatbatemandurden57778 жыл бұрын
Rahul Kemp love you too x
@tomato82102 жыл бұрын
Here I’m November 2021. Karl is a legend
@checkout50173 жыл бұрын
In 50 years time there will be loads of old people trying to explain this podcast to the modern generation
@sam-tipton-video8 жыл бұрын
They were a bit demicky, so they weren't properly
@Dingalow5 жыл бұрын
I love that his stories just stop and he goes "so uh... that's it."
@Scallion_D3 жыл бұрын
What is that it Karl? Er yeah what more do you want?
@Tom-bn6pr5 жыл бұрын
1:59:34 *Ricky gives a 30 second monologue about how the show is nothing and they have no regard for their listeners and how he feels guilty about it* Karl: "So anyway there was this parrot"
@robhoopz5 жыл бұрын
Tom 22 😂 brilliant.
@joshsykes41975 жыл бұрын
Class
@jacksimmons40215 жыл бұрын
I mean, Rick, it's unique!
@Scallion_D3 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@lexluth26552 жыл бұрын
Cant believe I'm only just seeing this now, what a fucking treat.
@maryhughes60778 жыл бұрын
Love Ricky, Steve and Karl , they have got me through some tough times. Thanks.
@15-Peter-206 жыл бұрын
Mary Hughes awww Mary
@catatonicable3 жыл бұрын
Especially now...
@HappySlappr8 жыл бұрын
Whenever I feel down. I pop this on, or any of their podcasts. It really does take it away and makes me smile! I wonder if at the time, if they knew what they was creating?! If they knew it would become what it is now. Absolutely brilliant.
@benormrod95475 жыл бұрын
Man moth is the true legend
@ufhoes42158 жыл бұрын
truly crazy how everyone here talks about falling asleep to these. Been doing it for about three months now and never looked at comments till now. Glad to see not alone on that lol
@Cresanova8 жыл бұрын
+Ufh oes (UFHOES) we are plenty
@higherlifementoring96543 жыл бұрын
It’s like a rite of passage. I started listening to these during the day but they’ve made their way to just before bed every night without fail for 2 years nearly now
@AndreasGrech2 жыл бұрын
Hitting 12+ years of listening to these guys almost on a daily basis now. And I ain't showing any signs of stopping.
@Deadman1000 Жыл бұрын
I started listening to this as a teenager I used to be able to listen to radio from Britain all the way from America and I love them to this day. Karl's a legend
@AA-hg5fk Жыл бұрын
"Excuse me sir, you can have this back!"
@noisyneil8 жыл бұрын
ricky on midgets and suzanne: "not eyeing her up and down; just eyeing her up". wow, that was lightning quick. love it!
@joelandy49688 жыл бұрын
Never knew Ricky, Steve and Karl had such great taste in music. Kudos.
@DJEylisium4 жыл бұрын
"Its not his volt" has to be one of the best reactions to a hook catchphrase ever!
@christopher198946 ай бұрын
"It's not his volt" GENIUS
@Cmajor1652 жыл бұрын
Never mind your beard, where have you been for 3 days?!?!
@ericr47644 жыл бұрын
The dynamic between these three is SO entertaining! I laughed out loud many times.
@ValkyrieDaisy959 жыл бұрын
Karl: Did that just go out? Ricky: ..what?? Karl: All that.. Ricky: *manic cackle.* xD! My god.. my sides hurt from laughing so much!
@DavidMcmenemy9 жыл бұрын
***** Agreed. One of my favourite XFM moments ever. XD ( it's at 15:37 - 17:05 if anyone wants to skip to it. )
@ValkyrieDaisy959 жыл бұрын
xD! Why thankyou kind sir.
@DavidMcmenemy9 жыл бұрын
... *Mutes post*
@MrLarryhoover4259 жыл бұрын
Aye, crackin pair there luv!
@ValkyrieDaisy959 жыл бұрын
xD Thankyou! ^_^
@vantheman12345 жыл бұрын
I’m off to bed. I’ll fall asleep listening to this. Magic
@TarantulaRat3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm subconsciously becoming Karl because of the amount I must hear in my sleep
@hannahcole69884 жыл бұрын
Rickys laugh is amazing! Could listen to these guys solid
@SewerTapes4 жыл бұрын
So, I heard Ricky mention Karl's name in stand up, years ago. However, I had not heard any of Karl, Steve, and Ricky until 3 days ago. It's all I've been doing since.
@2GuitarsPlay4 жыл бұрын
Sewer Tapes you’ve got a lot of joy ahead of you. I think most of us wish we could hear it for the first time. Enjoy dude
@SewerTapes4 жыл бұрын
@@2GuitarsPlay I'm starting to get a sense of how massive this content well is. Amazing. I just found out about An Idiot Abroad today too. Cheers.
@olebogengmothelesi35344 жыл бұрын
How I wish that was me.
@ashhawk23464 жыл бұрын
Wow, lucky guy.. your first time, how precious, green with envy.
@arcadefire1234 жыл бұрын
Oh you lucky person. You have all the XFM shows, the podcasts, the Ricky Gervais show (animated version of the podcasts), an idiot abroad and Derek. Also, he's got his own sitcom called sick of it. Enjoy!
@JeffRoganFM Жыл бұрын
Different stories for different things
@jbri15 ай бұрын
I'm sure that's where, 'Me lager, Finchy lager, Gareth lager sometimes cider. Different drinks for different... needs' came from.
@guyvanburen5 жыл бұрын
Today on my flight I thought “bout to go through a bit of cloudage”... K man is really starting to rub off
@AJDHelix3 жыл бұрын
Ooh, 'ello...
@TheOrlandoTrustfull5 жыл бұрын
"When was this?" "Quite a bit back"
@odw_995 жыл бұрын
Literally applicable to every one of the stories
@grahamthomas78214 жыл бұрын
We're going quite a bit back with this one
@busydad48582 жыл бұрын
‘Where did this happen?’ ‘Er, sort of, in Britain, and that.’
@MrPaddyR5 жыл бұрын
1:12:02 Ricky almost swearing "Don’t you fucki-" and Karl trying not to laugh had me in stitches haha
@foxyrocks7777 жыл бұрын
I love when Karl laughs, I have no idea why but it makes me happy
@fluffiisheepvod4 жыл бұрын
Leave Karl alone, it's not his volt
@Higth1153 жыл бұрын
"It wasn't properly" is the greatest thing I've ever heard. I'm going to start just describing shit as being not properly.
@DannyBoy...9 жыл бұрын
"He was ung an that"
@MinaF998 жыл бұрын
Omg I literally see you on every video related to karl
@DannyBoy...8 жыл бұрын
I'm a pilkoholic.
@jimmyboy1414148 жыл бұрын
+Daniel Wagner you're a virgin
@jimmyboy1414148 жыл бұрын
+Daniel Wagner you're a virgin
@jimmyboy1414148 жыл бұрын
+Eupastranaia fenestrata it appears we have a parrot here ladies and gents
@jameswindcall27768 жыл бұрын
This and questions for Karl has got me through my exam season
@jameswindcall27768 жыл бұрын
Thinking about it maybe listening to Karl isn't the best thing to listen to during your exams
@LyingSecret8 жыл бұрын
You never know, it might nab you an E in history.
@alexdiviney62254 жыл бұрын
So you've been using knowledge learnt and answers from those features to aid you right? No wonder you got an E in history!
@TheSteelStallion6 жыл бұрын
I love how Karl at 15:35 gets on with his work, getting out his part while ignoring Ricky butting-in but the very moment Ricky poses the question of if he'd be a frog, ZAP! All his attention is focused on it.
@janpec106 жыл бұрын
"What have you learned?" . "Nothing." Haha the speed that Rick comes at it so funny.
@arthurlewis91934 жыл бұрын
If you're in Kenya don't put beans in your ear......words that have seen me through my some tricky situations.
@jeremyc95934 жыл бұрын
That advice saved my marriage.
@andreadixon6364 жыл бұрын
That's funny Arthur
@victorymansions4 ай бұрын
Another title for the lead plates and tomatoes could have been: 'Gettin led on, bout what yer been fed on'. 'What's tomato with you' is class 😂
@bucklybrown492310 жыл бұрын
Listened to xfm everyday since xmas hahah
@EKOvision Жыл бұрын
“Karl, if You’re bored”😂
@atkmachinei6 жыл бұрын
Educating ricky is great. Thanks for adding some rockbusters as well.
@Sonicn04073 күн бұрын
The way Ricky tells the story about the micro chip crabs convinces me that Steve was the lead writer on the projects they wrote together. It’s hard following him when he’s trying to tell a story, he jumps from point to point like an excited toddler. I can picture them working together and Ricky getting all excited about an idea but can’t get his words out, so Steve has to work it into lines for him. Karl’s a better storyteller than Ricky 😂
@click87082 күн бұрын
Ricky seems like he has a lot of great ideas but no cohesion, Steve is the one who reels him in a bit and gives everything structure. Then there's Karl who is just controlled chaos.
@randomy51513 жыл бұрын
Ban gulls. Oh fuck i nearly pished myself laughing.😂😂😂
@Celtic5010 жыл бұрын
Hooked on theese,listened to them all do many Times
@frixosfriedman78134 жыл бұрын
educating Ricky is imo the best part of all of the podcasts
@66630008 жыл бұрын
2:13:05 Karl trying to say "enough is anus" is a classic moment.
@cockoffgewgle49938 жыл бұрын
+Burial "Enough is en'anus".
@0ProblemTV4 жыл бұрын
"In what way, is telling me that Brian Blessed shat himself once in any way educational?"
@Scallion_D3 жыл бұрын
😂
@AJDHelix3 жыл бұрын
1:10:18
@megancooper86767 жыл бұрын
Educating Ricky has always been my favourite feature.... I'm lying in bed laughing away.
@RoyCampbell619 жыл бұрын
I really believed the crab story. Kinda disappointed it wasn't real...
@nathangordon48918 жыл бұрын
Same! :c
@luukeluketer10248 жыл бұрын
+drroxxo1 Is that u Karl ???????????
@muziekjes7818 жыл бұрын
I am listening to it now, I am not at the part where they say it's not real.. But I believed it as well haha
@TheOssumPawesome7 жыл бұрын
I managed to fall for that the first 2 or 3 times I heard the episode. Always so disappointing :(
@Doublethemilk8 жыл бұрын
"Have you heard that saying, out of the frying pan and into the saucepan!" 3:04:18
@TheJayLordx8 жыл бұрын
A fish in time saves nine!
@EKOvision Жыл бұрын
“D’you know that bees are deaf..?”
@Samboy6669 жыл бұрын
LMAO I believed the Crab story! I was amazed by it!!!
@resioil19 жыл бұрын
I love that nearly everyone of them is a saying and it's nearly always followed by "Years ago"
@hughdmcl8 жыл бұрын
Just watched all of monkey news, all of Karl's diary, and all 3 episodes of questions for Karl ! absolutely hilarious, some of the funniest shit I've ever watched, total laugh out loud material. Ricky you are a comedy genius. Karl you are so funny and Stephen you are . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .very tall ;) only joking bud you all crack me up
@justinpittman15823 жыл бұрын
"Different stories for different things." Gnight mates
@flowerzz7810 жыл бұрын
Thanks for uploading! I love these guys.
@cjddalton7 жыл бұрын
Right...I knew you'd do this, so I'll stick somethin' on it. D'yer know bee's are deaf?
@Sheriff_GrimLaw7 жыл бұрын
Chemical Viking Oh is this the running away again? x
@15-Peter-206 жыл бұрын
BigJamook lol
@boebrown93324 жыл бұрын
imagine the things these three would have to talk about in 2020 and all the things in-between since they last sat down together.
@teapot58674 жыл бұрын
Boe King they need to do a reunion podcast
@adamsubtract814 жыл бұрын
There's no way the PC brigade would allow it these days. As Karl said - "It'll be shut down within a month"
@IFeelSoTongueTied4 жыл бұрын
Boe King Has
@glenbaker84123 жыл бұрын
Adam Subtract But didn’t Karl say as long as you say something nice, you can also say something horrible. “Chinese. Great people. Women very attractive...before they get to 30”
@manhdungart2 жыл бұрын
I am Vietnamese. Always keep an eye on your taste. Wonderful
@NxDoyle9 жыл бұрын
I lost count of how many times KP said 'ages ago'.
@leesway4 жыл бұрын
"chewing the fat" actually stems from times when food was scarce and people would just chew the fat for as long as possible to make it seem like they were still eating...and that.
@marsf60803 жыл бұрын
@Callum Booth The mouth gesturing.
@shawnmclean79323 жыл бұрын
Nope. Eskimoes around the fire, with blubber.
@brandonankrom1358 жыл бұрын
That's a great Dilkington bust.
@johnnyfelcher81566 жыл бұрын
Someone make a 'Ricktuals' compilation. It would only go for 3 seconds. "It's good to have a flat head in India."
@sahrazad82132 жыл бұрын
im convinced karl is a comic genius
@juliaphillips94362 жыл бұрын
Yes and v underrated
@jbri15 ай бұрын
Everyone watching this thinks exactly the same, it's not a secret
@icarusandtherabbit5 ай бұрын
Bonfire The word is actually derived from Middle English bonefire, meaning literally "a fire of bones." The earliest appearance of the word is glossed ignis ossium-Latin for "fire of bones." And a citation from the 15th century confirms that this is not just a learned folk-etymology. Cold Shoulder Origin The origin of “cold shoulder” dates back to the 1800s when it was a literal reference to serving a cold piece of meat to a guest who was no longer welcome at a dinner party. Giving someone the cold shoulder about whatever meat they had cooked was a clear, unspoken signal that they were no longer welcome, and it was time for them to vamoose. The phrase has since evolved to take on the figurative meaning we use today. Poor Karl!
@declanlowe30754 ай бұрын
Why would you say poor Karl?
@icarusandtherabbit4 ай бұрын
@@declanlowe3075 because he is trying to educate Ricky and him and Steve are just laughing and dismissing him.
@declanlowe30754 ай бұрын
@@icarusandtherabbit ah but that's what makes Karl so good. His ability to take no notice of them. His ability to believe in what he believes. He is an extremely unique person, and has done very well for himself career wise on the back of Ricky and Steve mocking him. The fact is often he is right, his theories although not the norm get you thinking and as he always said, once people are thinking he is happy. In fairness to Ricky and Steve they are great mates with Karl and have looked after him extremely well which they have also done well out of.
@tyroon814 ай бұрын
Great mates? I don't think so!@declanlowe3075
@edmckay86474 ай бұрын
@@tyroon81they were and are great mates
@quinnparker61115 жыл бұрын
The tomato story is about pewter plates, which contained lead 😂
@joeo55335 жыл бұрын
Her man's her mitts
@dylanmartin91905 жыл бұрын
get a lobe of this comment
@cantbeassed58285 жыл бұрын
Come on guys, enough is anus.
@craigwarner61564 жыл бұрын
Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa,Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa,ding a ling a d ling,EDUCATING RICKY.
@busydad48582 жыл бұрын
I love how Karl just sort of organically took over this whole show over time because of Steve’s inquisitiveness into his way of thinking and (frankly) Ricky’s laziness
@bobbybowring44992 жыл бұрын
that's libellous
@Berttttt7 ай бұрын
Chimp fancies her got hairy legs chimp fancies her?
@CARLIN47375 жыл бұрын
Ricky laughing. Just floors me. Where have you been for 3 days? Pause! Ricky just cracks up. Me follows 0.01 seconds later.😉
@s33409852 жыл бұрын
I am "kermitted" to listening thtough the whole thing :D
@Gs-zs7bb2 жыл бұрын
Heard him say that as i read ur comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cerealfamine19 жыл бұрын
"And a crab went, i know what it is, its a 5 of spades!" hahahaha
@DerDudeInShanghai9 жыл бұрын
Colon then, educate me!
@GoOnLaurie8 жыл бұрын
2:13:00 Enough is anus Say that again.. enough is enuuh eh anus.. Well...
@12murpho7 жыл бұрын
ℓαυяιєOG the
@jenanahulu8 жыл бұрын
I wish I could hear the music on these. Most of them sound like good songs.
@BigSalK6 жыл бұрын
Think there's a Spotify playlist full of the songs if you search xfm Ricky
@Exroth10 жыл бұрын
"Did that just go out?" I pissed myself laughing hahah, he's right, this isn't normal radio
@AtnaRecords15 жыл бұрын
1:18:32 The way he says "Hypotenuse" kills me everytime
@invisiblecollege8936 ай бұрын
Feeling down. KZfaq Karl. Start smiling
@bombercountybluesАй бұрын
The tomatoes thing is completely true, although it was pewter knives and forks as opposed to "lead plates"😂
@Crunch_Buttsteak2 жыл бұрын
32:00 little gem always make me chuckle
@GooglyEyedJoe7 жыл бұрын
16:22 - "The frog thing, do I look like one or...?" xD