I always come back here for a laugh when I'm feeling down. Thanks Karl

@31:05 Ricky's impromptu ability to imagine 20 seconds of dialogue replete with distinct voices for 4 different characters really gives us an insight to why he's been such a great comedy producer

I'd love for them to do these podcasts in today's world there is a lot going on and would be great convo

I love how Karl stands his ground! Well what have you done?🤣

Steve’s completely wrong about swimming goggles … all of them sink

Steve, I am surprised I haven't seen you in there🤣🤣🤣

16:00 *Karl:* It's a shame you can't tip as much as you used to be able to *Steve:* You mean in a restaurant? *Karl:* No, just when you're getting rid of a mattress or something

I’m italian living in London, and Karl is 100% fucking right.

18:16 the original "whats the dog doing" meme created by karl

'Shorts man, they were out more than they were in, they had a tan' That is absolute class

They should def make a new series of the ricky gervais show. I would definitely tune in every week.

Love it. Karl is legendary. Epic vidz...still top choice a year later

Still love Karl! He is one of a kind...If you missed his cameo as the copper recently in ‘the thief, his wife and the Canoe’ he was genuinely good. I was pleasantly surprised. The whole show was good too! But seeing him call ‘bullshit’ made it all worthwhile. Would never have guessed from these days he’d ever be able to act..

Brilliant with the black screen👌

34:19 is hilarious.! Karl has got some witty one liners!

“You don’t see many disappointed blind people” neither do they 😂

Karl’’s right-no one remembers if you were at their wedding and they certainly don’t care. I give them a hundred dollar check, and leave after the ceremony.

Tingin’ its way up the tube, Tingin’ its way up the tube, Ting tong, ping pong, Tingin’ its way up the tube.

18:11 So it was Karl who started "What the dog doin?"

“Chased by a bee, scored a goal.” I have a hilarious mental image of this.

Karl seems totally incapable of being dishonest. I think he’s great, and funny as fuck.

When Ricky said it was like she was her only witness to existence... Cut deep that but on another note it was like playing buckaroo 😂🤣😂🤣

"Lets have a game of knobopoly" "A game of Knobaration"

Pmsl prescription goggles 🤣🤣 wonder if Steve has got a prescription windscreen for his car 😂😂😂🤣

Nice touch having a blank screen 👌 Edit, I see the same sentiment in the comments.... same emoji too. Spooky.

Karl Pilkington is underrated. Probably the only person in the world that doesn't live his life according to trends, likes, views, woke agendas, popular opinion, social status and politics.

Karl really cracks me up - no other levels of being kind to an old person “Meeting someone at the bus stop to popping their piles back in” 😂

Karl is so funny 😂😂😂

33:24 "What do you remember then" fucking classic

Karl Pilkington. The man with incredible thinking eyes!! 🤦‍♂️

Steve thinks he can't do anything that requires great effort because of his glasses. It didn't stop Gordon Freeman 😄

He's gonna have my hand here 🤣🤣

The world is a duller place with out Karl on TV or radio ..

Tinging it's way up the tube

Never forget ‘could the world fall’ and ‘treat the world like a head’

Karl talks more sense sometimes than they make out. He's not as daft as they try to make him look. The way Karl's mind works, isn't much different to the average person, he's just not shy of admiting it without sounding stupid.

You know, they make fun of Karl quite a lot, but at least he doesn't cackle like a witch, Gervais.

...my perscription is so dense they sunk straight to the bottom" lol

14:34 English fair play 😆😆😆 Sorry for laughing but I'm Irish...

5:00 _"I was a late-comer to pasta..."_

😂[The scene opens with a dimly lit stage. A spotlight illuminates a lone microphone stand in the center. As the audience settles down, Ricky Gervais, dressed in a black suit, walks onto the stage with a mischievous grin.] RICKY GERVAIS: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you, thank you! Tonight, I want to talk to you about someone who's become a legend in his own right. A man who has single-handedly redefined the word "idiot." Yes, you guessed it, Karl Pilkington. [The audience chuckles and applauds.] RICKY GERVAIS: Now, Karl is not your typical bloke. No, no, no. He's a special kind of bloke. The kind that makes you question the very fabric of human intelligence. I mean, if there was a contest for the most bizarre thoughts, Karl would win it hands down. And let's be honest, it's not a competition anyone would want to win. [Laughter ripples through the audience.] RICKY GERVAIS: Karl is a man who sees the world through a unique lens. You know, the kind of lens you find at the bottom of a pint glass after a night of heavy drinking. But let me tell you, it's precisely that lens that makes him a comedic genius. I've known Karl for years, and I can safely say that he's the most unintentionally funny person I've ever met. [The crowd bursts into laughter.] RICKY GERVAIS: You see, Karl has this ability to take the simplest things and turn them into absurd, mind-boggling tales. I remember once, we were having a chat about evolution, and Karl comes up with this gem of a theory. He says, "What if dinosaurs never really went extinct? What if they just got smaller and turned into birds?" I mean, imagine that! T-Rexes ruling the skies, terrorizing pigeons. It's preposterous, but it's pure Karl. [The audience erupts in laughter and applause.] RICKY GERVAIS: But it's not just his theories that make Karl so endearing. It's his complete lack of self-awareness. He's like a walking contradiction. On the one hand, he's the most skeptical person you'll ever meet. He questions everything, and I mean everything. On the other hand, he's so gullible that you can convince him that a potato is the next big thing in fashion, and he'll believe it. [The crowd laughs heartily.] RICKY GERVAIS: Karl's adventures around the world have also provided us with some priceless moments. From his hilarious encounters with foreign cultures to his baffling travel habits, it's like watching a real-life Mr. Bean, but without the charm or grace. [The audience bursts into laughter.] RICKY GERVAIS: Now, some people might call Karl an idiot, but I think that's far too simple a label. Karl is a philosopher, a visionary of stupidity. He's a man who dares to ask the questions no one else would even consider asking. Questions like, "Why don't we use more of our brain? Is it because we're saving it for something really important, like when we're asleep?" I mean, who else but Karl could come up with that? [The crowd roars with laughter

Karl’s whole mental structure can be defined with the line “I’m using me fables.” He’s not really dumb. He lives in a world that doesn’t exist and has never existed. So weird.

Karl is on point on the wedding shit. On god

52:00 “I’ll do one side of the brain and you do the other” haha hilarious Ricky

As much as Karl’s the star of these videos, Ricky was on top form in this one

Who can't like Karl?

I attended a Harley street surgery for a heart stent op. (I was covered by work) And Karl is absolutely right about gay mags. I couldn't understand why myself.

Gonna make people jealous here: I haven't heard a lot of this stuff before :)

The greatest non comedian off all time😆🤣😂👍

Steve's wrong about the "Politely marching across no-mans land" for World War 1. WW1 was actually comprised of a lot of urban, woodland, mountain, and desert combat. The forced charges toward MG nests was during the Stalemates, and were mostly done by the French out of desperation. Which they quickly changed due to massive losses. They figured that out pretty quickly with snipers, tunnel digging, clouds of gas, creeping artillery barrages, Night time trench raids, and eventually, tanks. Edit; Technically, Karls right on Rickys fact about the English not wanting to use Crossbows. It was likely more to do with cronyism than it being "an unskilled, dishonorable weapon". The Catholic Church tried to ban them, yet in the Battle of Crecy, (theoretically banned) English Crossbowmen drove back (Theoretically banned) French Crossbowmen. Plus, The English ban was more to do with increasing the use of longbows, which I'm sure Royalty at the time were pocketing money through sales of said longbows. A well trained Longbowman can outshoot a novice Crossbowman in every way. And most people back then were VERY proficient with a bow.

They were out more than they were in, they had a tan - 💯 killer💀🤣🤣

Little skin flint lmao

It's tinging it's way up the tube 😂

I can’t remember my life before 6 either lol 34:10

Not sure why Ricky was contesting Karl's view that the appearance of food influences whether or not we want to eat it, I think that's the case for a lot of people! For me, the presentation of a dish is not extremely important but well presented food can definitely make it more appealing IMO.

This episode HAS to be the movie idea for the movie Steve was in called Table 23? I think it was that but the point is, where all the singles are sat and talking about their gifts being shoved to a corner and so on… show of hands who’s been there? We just saw a super funny movie with Steve called Movie 43 … if you haven’t seen it, it’s a riot. Their was a podcast episode of them talking about balls on the chin and movie 43 does it. Couldn’t believe it! Steve must have thrown that in?! Have a good sleep everyone here in Kitchener 🇨🇦💤🙈

What's the dog doing? 😂😂

"It's f*cking lovely but he's been sick all over the c*nting place!" Proof that you can be skilled in cursing

the longbow would far outclass a crossbow rick, they were lighter, they can load up to 6 times fater than a crossbow and could far exeed the range..

Surely they thought crossbows were unchristian due to the fact an arrow is fired into the enemy directly from the symbol of Jesus's sacrifice.

I am epileptic. You never grab a person's tongue or put anything in their mouth. You could choke them.

Sense in a mad world....

Nobatestion 😂😂😂

10:20 26:10

Let's have a game of "fucka poo 💩 haha 😄

Thirty minutes in and I was like "Oh fuck I'd forgotten about the Tic Tac story!" out loud.

"You haven't got enough mates" What a low blow , Yet.....steve still aint married.

What's the dog doing..... genius!

Ah but Ricky, the plastic apple was a nice looking plastic apple, not a bad looking one

18:18 wos' the dog doin'? 🐶🧐☕

26:26 ticktacs

Shorts man!

Of course he ate a beetle and a lump of Wasabi. He lets his eyes pick his food.

18:16 origin story of what the dog is doing

This is the way the world ends

Don't tell me when to drink coffee Ricky. FULL STOP. Relax enjoy ya coffeh 😂

24:40 Full-contact-lenses.

Funny 2022 its real fact dragons really existed so Yah Karl was correct and the laugh is on Gervais bcs its very real the Bones of the dragons where so brittle bcs not same material as the ones that stay solid in earth so Thats why No skeleton left. So Yah jokes on Gervais

Perrfek jus wat the doctor orderd 😷

Kissing evolves from feeding...

I skydove at 31 so you were wrong again Ricky

The part about him being lost already is put in part one…

Who needs piles popping back in? How does that happen?

The English using longbows was not about honour. They used them because they were faster, had more range and were more powerful

"You little roundy head skinflint!"...:) How the hell did Ricky let fly by ; "Never saw a blind person trip, they're better on their feet, right.. They got to be more careful...i'd make it fun for them"...LOL...I just love Carl... No wonder Ricky loves him as a mate...

English fair play? Ricki definitely needs some more education.

Carl

St George was Syrian lol or a turk so basically i think St George was a Saracen

18:18 wot the dog doin??????

I hear so much of Noel Gallagher in Karl.

Night, n that

Karl is a beautiful baldy

Undapants

The boat swimming story was absolutely bullshit 😂. 12yrs old and swam miles while pulling a boat in as well. That’s hilarious he’s able to just throw shit out there like that. Something tells me there might be some truth to some of the stories but he stretches them to the extreme to where you question everything 😂

With pleasure I am discovering Ricky Gervais' world. I had no interest in watching the office. Still don't. I would love to have R, S and K revisit this compilation. Have the atrocities in Ukraine altered K's view on warfare?

Omg i thought I was the only one that can’t stand Gervais crackle, hackle, so annoying. Karl’s the only real talent here.

As much as I love Ricky in these podcasts and the radio show, he intentionally misconstrues what Karl is trying to say and always comes off as pretentious prat.

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Stev don't like to part with mony i dont no wot the politically correct term. Is a Stingy cnt 😂😂😂😂😂

Be better without Merchant. He offers very little.