"When you take on great responsibility, great power will come" not only butchers a great line, it's just not true. Any idiot can have a kid, that doesn't mean you'll be a great parent. Any idiot can push the gas pedal, that doesn't make you a great driver.

The madame web trailer playing right before the video…..they really tried to change my mind

Sony outdid themselves with this one. And we still have Kraven the Hunter to look forward to....

The Madame Web from the 90’s animated series had a pretty cool saga as far as I remember, she guides Peter through a series of challenges until she finally introduces him to alternate reality versions of himself, and they all team up to stop a power-corrupted Spider Carnage. We’re at a point where a 90’s saturday morning cartoon tells a better story than a 2024 live action movie

lmao sydney sweeny trying to play an innocent shy dork is extremely low-hanging juxtaposition

I think Sony has a fascinating tactic in making each successive movie worse than the one before, so by comparison each one looks better than it did before

I think your comment about a high school drama and production team being able to do a better job than a major studio is extremely accurate and not an exaggeration AT ALL. That’s where Hollywood has been lately… so bad with writing, characters and plot that you think a high schooler or a KZfaqr just killing time with video making would do a much better job. That’s quite sad and how you know that Hollywood is just taking the money they can and not even trying anymore. Good shows and film are kinda rare now. If I didn’t have shows like House of the Dragon to still cling onto, I probably would’ve lost my mind by now. Because I’m a film nerd so this is just all very upsetting for me. So thanks to all writers and directors who still actually give a sh*t. You guys are keeping my sanity.

"Don't do dumb things," she says after they just followed a complete stranger into the woods...

Here's what I did the day this film came out: First I had to go to the dentist for a filling. They had to numb me up, and it took TWO injections to fully numb my mouth. After that, I came home to find out my mom has COVID. So I had to then get a test to make sure I wasn't negative, and then I got a booster since it was a year since my last one. So now both my mouth AND arm hurt. I LITERALLY spent the day getting stabbed by sharp painful objects, and I'd still say that was a more pleasant experience than watching this movie.

How do writers these days manage to be SO bad?

Knew I wasn't gonna watch this movie once I heard that the Morbius writers were doing it. Glad to hear that decision was vindicated.

It's Madame Time

I mean the first red flag was definitely the fact that it was being made by the same team as Morbius. lol.

It's morbius without the memes

3:25 I’m surprised they didn’t make a repetitive joke along the lines of “You Won’t Like Me When In *HUNGRY* “

It's morbin time

This film costs 80 millions dollars?!?!?

It's Funny How THIS FILM! Got GREEN LIT/MADE When a SEQUEL to DREDD(2012) STILL HAS NOT BEEN MADE!.... Ah THAT'S HOLLYWOOD FOR YAH!

Yes. I was so hoping you'd cover this. Amazing breakdown as always. Thank you so very much for the engaging reviews and when nessessary roasts.

"IT'S WEBBIN' TIME!" On a sidenote, 2017 Power Rangers was actually enjoyable and deserved at least a sequel, it wasn't a masterpiece by any means but not THAT bad, it had some redeeming qualities

Loved how you just got right to the point, no unnecessary dragging intros. I will use "volcanic trash fire" as an adjective now 😅

Dude, I never was going to watch it. I’m from the UK and I wasted my time seeing The Iron Claw. Which was brilliant Next theatre trip is for Dune Part 2 definitely

Oh, man! I'm really sad to hear this. Firstly, because I wanted to give the movie a chance. Secondly, I used to collect Spiderman comics over 15 years ago and when I started my collection Spidey was going through the Morlun story arc, the "mystic vampire" that hunted spidermen throughout the decades. During the stories of this time, Spidey often asked Ezequiel and Madame Web for advice, since the villains had a more mystical approach to the spider powers. I have very fond memories of these comics and stories and was looking forward to seeing them brought to life on the big screen, but I guess it won't happen so soon.

I have no intention of seeing this move but I'm so excited to see youtubers like you react to this dumpster fire 😂

I met the music composer to this film today, hope this won't get to him. Was the music any good anyone?

My favorite part was when Madame Web said "It's webbing time" and webbed all over the place

Wasn´t this written when the Writers Guild was on strike last year? If this was written by humans, I could see the evil corporate exes thinking that AI would do a better job.

2017 power rangers was a blast

Maybe they'll release it twice. In theaters.

It has the same director as the long night prequel bloodmoon

the best scene was when Sydney sweeney said "Its Madam,n time" and madamed all over the generic villain

What Madame Webb needs is Bully McGuire and Mobius edits.

If I had watched it without knowing it was a big budget production from Sony I could easily have mistaken it for an Asylum Studios mockbuster knock-off of Spiderman.

The central character - a person who gets brief, random, puzzling glimpses of bad incidents in the immediate future, and tries to change things for the better in the nick of time - is enough to build a GREAT movie. It wouldn't even need a villain or any of that spider nonsense. It would have the three canonical struggles of a good story: Man against nature : the partial, confusing visions oblige her to desperately and hurriedly seek more information before each disaster comes to pass Man against man : medical authorities diagnose hallucinations and want to detain her Man against himself : after some of her corrective actions make things worse rather than better, she is tempted to quit her self appointed role. But where are the writers who can handle real people in real situations? Were they ignored by Hollywood because they didn't tick enough checkboxes on the DEI spreadsheet?

But did you watch it twice?

I knew that this movie was going to flop the moment I saw the trailer in theater. But oh boy I did not expect them to fck up this bad.

you know whats crazy the cinematographer is the guy who did avatar, training day, and no way home. Mauro Fiore. all good movies, they look good. The editor also did no way home, also good. so why was this so bad?

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We keep lowering the bar on movies, shows, and just culture/society that there should be speakers set up playing the limbo song 24/7

Taskmaster after everyone watches Madame Webb and is abysmally villian: "Miss me yet?"

Sony: we need to create a spider verse similar to the mcu to make billions of dollars. Also sony: lets make the worst movies imaginable.

Hot Take: As soon as Beyond The Spider-Verse airs, I want Sony and/or Disney to quit making Spider-Man movies forever.

I am eternally grateful to you, sir. I almost wasted 120 minutes of my life on this dumpster fire that I would have never gotten back

They wasted Dakota and Sweeney, a topless spidergirl scene would have made.millions😂

Madame Web and Kraven were made by Sony for the sole reason to keep the media rights for these characters so they can be used in a future Spiderman PS5 game. Madame Web is in the comics a supporting character that was usually just to move the plot forward in the Spiderman comics.

Boring is always the cardinal sin in any creative endeavor.

Are these the same writers that were on a strike?

Idk if there’s any truth to this, but I read that Dakota Johnson and Sydney Sweeney actually fired their agents over this, and that Dakota thought this was an MCU movie when her agent first secured her the job. Isabela Merced, meanwhile, literally went to DC to play Hawkgirl lol. Maybe a coincidence, or maybe she was so traumatized by this that she switched. Either way, I feel bad for all of the actors in this movie, because none of them looked like they wanted to be there

To this day, I still don't get the hate surrounding the Marvels. The only thing I could remember genuinely disliking in that movie was a dialogue between Fury and Danvers where Carol says something about negativity or some shit. Overall, I think it was a fun movie. Kamala and her family carried the movie!

Glad this channel is back! 😁

I saw this movie in theaters and when I left, I was unimpressed. I couldn't remember a single character name, except only two, the bad guy and Johnson's partner Ben. The acting from all the actors felt stiff, and uninteresting as though they weren't really trying to perform/act.

I’m responsible for 4 cats. Still waiting on my power. My kitty kat powers…

My favourite scene was when she shoots a web and it gets ripped up then she yells "my damn web!".

Endgame really is what it is, the end of Marvel, everything else since has just been slop.

This movie had the same budget as The Creator...that's wild! While I wish the story of The Creator was more nuanced, it was by no means a slog to sit through in my opinion. Madame Web on the other hand immediately raised red flags just from the quality of the trailer alone. It's disappointing to hear that the studio probably made this just to hold onto IP instead of actually *caring* about telling a good story with said IP.

Im shocked, i really thought that after the run of terrible sonyverse films, this was going to be the one that changes its. The one where they have Dokota Johnson playing Madame Web.

I watched Kaylasays’ video on this movie the other day and she went to see the film with her boyfriend (her boyfriend happens to be a big Spider-Man comic fan) and he said it best that Sony in the presentation of this movie has created this worked mythology around spiders to make this movie work when the point of the Spider-Man lore is that Peter was a regular teen who happened to be bitten by a radioactive spider. It’s something that could happen to anyone and it happened to Peter. It creates a redundancy in that spiders are magical creatures. And on the topic of the budget, I always think about how Leigh whannell had a budget of 3 million dollars and made the movie, upgrade. Which to me is one of the most unique and underrated movies in the last 10 years. What’s the point of having that big of a budget when you’re clearly not utilizing it?!

Thing with Morbius though. From the trailers alone, I was genuinely interested. While I watched the movie and thought it was underwhelming, it was just like you said. It felt like a dream. But from the trailers I’ve seen of Madame Webb. The way it was marketed, it just seemed so generic? It’s like, one of those live actions movies Disney would make.

Madame web was unintentionally the funniest movie I’ve ever seen in cinema. My fav part was the villain walking around barefoot in every scene he’s in for absolutely no reason

VENOM had the writer from 50 SHADES OF GREY (who is also directing VENOM 3) MORBIUS had the writers from GODS OF EGYPT (Who are also behind MADAME WEB) And KRAVEN THE HUNTER has the writers from TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT AVI ARAD ruined everything again And he isn't even involved in MADAME WEB

DEI doesn't require talent or skill as prerequisites.

To be fair, Matt Smith carried that entire movie on his back. He’s the only reason I didn’t walk out tbh 😂

After I finished watching Morbius I just felt sad. Usually after bad movies I have a laugh. Sounds like Madame Web is more of the same.

At this point in entertainment industry reviews are more entertaining than movies themselves

5:41 I actually WENT to that school. 😂

I watched it. It was awful. Literally thought that it looks like it's made by complete amateurs, but with money to spend. Can't believe how they saw this final cut and decided "Yup, that fine. Let's go with it".

PLEASE do a Devoid of Logic video for Madame Web!!!🙏🏻 I would love to see you just absolutely destroy this dumpster fire of a movie through memes GOT S8 style.😂👏🏻

She gets hit with a firework and gets blind

I really hated that awkward close focused 180 pan around they kept doing on her

Its like someone tried to make Charlies angels without watching Charlies angels

You could really consider going to the EFAP Podcast to talk about this movie. I think youd be a perfect guest with a lot of insight

Madame Web legit becomes Bran at the end...

I believe this movie was made as either a tax write-off or Sony's attempt to retain the Spider-man license. This must've part of the spooderman universe.

Watching paint dry and listening to nails on a chalk board would be more entertaining than this film

Im glad i see ur vids and avoid atrocities like this

Just know the more we bash movies, the less creators will feel like creating.

i don't like how they changed her, madame web was supposed to have spider powers with the ability to see the future and she was supposed to control the threads of fate for all the spider totems throughout the multiverse, in the comics she is not a hero but an ambiguous entity/person who helped spiderman in major ways during his biggest issues and she had her own dimension the webs of fate where she could see and read each spider Totem's fates

It’s Madam web time

Supercuts delight -Do not watch this movie Me a simple mortal man -YES MY LORD

Maybe getting the guys who wrote Morbius and Gods of Egypt was a bad idea.

Didn’t even bother checking in with the trailer which seemingly came out of nowhere not surprising tho 😂😅

The Creator has like an 80 million dollar budget and it's visuals are insanely good and high scaled

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The thing is it could’ve been decent if they just adapted the Spiderwoman Volume 3 storyline. You have Cassandra in her mid 40’s, you change Charlotte Witter from being her granddaughter to her abandoned daughter, have Charlotte be the villain instead of Ezekiel going after spider powered women to become THE Spiderwoman and have Matty gain Charlottes spider legs at the climax of the movie via magic ritual rather than mid way. Far more interesting, closer to the source material and doesn’t infringe on Spider-Man at all. But I honestly don’t get why they went for this in the first place as there is no brand synergy right now, in the comics Cassandra and Matty are dead, Julia is the current Madam Web and Anya is well as forgettable as ever as it’s not like there’s a fan base looking for this movie nor will new fans get anything out of looking for these characters in comics other than reading older stories which will not relate to the characters they see on screen. It’s like someone said what if we have a movie where the villain is a dark Spider-Man and they said well e could use Ezekiel who really wasn’t a villain to being with.

I got a feeling it's studio interference in the story and editing to make it " a safe bet" because most producers treat movies like a investment instead of art

Wait, they don't even suit up ?

Get ready for another run of the "Go woke, go broke" rant from all sorts of "commentators"

I saw this because I was entertained by Dakota's aloof attitude towards this. That was probably for a reason lol

I think your wrong the visual effects , especially the parts with her powers/vision were the best part of the whole movie , and the cinematography in terms of lightning was really good

Wait, Sony is _still_ trying to make a Spider-Man cinematic universe without Spider-Man? I thought they gave up after they got morbed.

Just want to say that Personally i hate these types of reviews/commentaries/talking about something because its trendy videos where the guy does nothing but repeatedly spew a bunch of negative over-3-vowel adjectives at me, you could even mix it up a little bit by specifically explaining and analyzing why a thing is bad to make me believe for the slightest that you care about the thing you’re talking about instead of pointing a finger at this each thing that everyone knows is bad with a hypothetical frown on your face. At the very least the video is only about 7 minutes long, which in my Opinion is still 6 minutes too long because it took me only one of those minutes to understand that ‘this thing is bad stupid, abysmal, horrible, worst, convoluted’ (which is the only point that is made) before i got bored. It’s embarrassing how many people make this kind of content that is equivalent to hearing a friend criticizing something they don’t care about after seeing one tweet saying that its bad. Thanks for fkn nothing dude

It's wild that Sony won't learn their lesson

I would really like to know your views on HBO show ‘Euphoria.’ I recently watched it and I found it so good and a show which should be discussed and appreciated. Could u make a video on it if u have watched it

supercuts did you hear about the upcoming series "shogun" ? it looks insanely promosing. a episode by episode review like tlou or hotd would be great

Ahaha….You’ve got some real bangers bro! It’s hilarious when you start shred’n’ em up. Lol,,, 🤷🏻‍♂️ but thanks for the heads up!

its the audacity that really upsets me. The complete audacity of writing a shell of a movie with the intention of also making a sequel. Imagine thinking your so-so effort will get you a continuation, really? nobody stopped and thought, "wait a minute, we might not get a sequel, and this kinda stinks, lets try and make it the best we can, or better yet, lets take this money and do something actually constructive, instead of making a movie with characters that are mentioned in a few panels in a few comics and in a cartoon nobody outside of comicbook nerds knows about."

Madame Web is an important part of Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions, one of my favourite games. I assure you she's not garbage there.

This is NOT a superhero movie! The SpiderWomen with their powers is in less than 10 minutes of the movie!

Why is that man barefoot on the train?

They filmed like two house down from me, too bad they fumbled the bag hard