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That makes it worth it

That’s nice. It shouldn’t be this hard though to make this stuff just at least moderately okay. They have these massive worlds and tons of characters and other stories to borrow from even and other ideas. There’s fan fiction that is a lot better and even the stuff with flaws has cooler ideas to explore. It feels like they don’t want to or can’t make quality stuff so they make references to stuff that was good and pretend like that makes them part of that and then put a woman or something in it to act like that fake activism based on nonsense fills in for quality. That way if you don’t like it or criticize it they can just dismiss you as being sexist or bad in some way. That’s a terrible practice. It’s like making a terrible restaurant but getting all female staff so that if anyone hates on it you can be like ‘oh what you don’t think women can run a restaurant.’ It’s just shut down all the very legitimate criticism with baseless personal attacks over and over while they then actually do legitimately sexist things like attack guys and try to make them look as bad as possible in Star Wars and Wonder Woman and others. Like seriously you’re trying to make guys look stupid and like creeps when you’re the ones writing movies where a woman sleeps with a guy possessed by her boyfriend? And you think regular guys are creepy? And then in little mermaid he’s possibly enchanted by the siren song thing so even there if you switched it they’d say ‘oh he’s violating her right to refuse,’ Or whatever. Same way they were so upset the prince gives Snow White a peck on the mouth as if he was making out with her. It’s like so what he lets her sleep forever I mean the whole thing is the kiss of true love saves her. Also some Disney older dude was saying how the prince was just a reward for sleeping beauty and it annoyed me and cheapened the relationship I felt. He wasn’t like some lifeless object, they were supposed to have a bond they couldn’t show as much because the prince was a challenge to animate they said. But he was totally trying to be all pro women in front of this chick also being interviewed and it’s just gross to try to rewrite what Disney and his team put tremendous work and risk into and pretend it’s something it isn’t. And I’m not sure how she earned him given the Prince and the seven dwarves are the ones who destroy the evil. She pretty much sings to birds and cooks. And her goodness I guess inspires people and so on. Also she was I think already royalty and just treated poorly hence why she wore rags, and regardless of that status she was still the most beautiful woman in the land so she had a solid chance with the Prince anyway so I don’t know why she’d have to earn him. That’s all really a tangent but the point is you can’t just rewrite stuff to serve a narrative when you weren’t the one to work to create the thing and you aren’t even a true fan who’s followed it. And you can’t then shove narratives and diversity hires in and act like that fills in for quality when you’re just tanking the value of the brand. You unfortunately have to check nowadays before going in and most films are just doing this same thing now. It’s like a severe disrespect of the audience.

He was beating this movie up for real!! LOL!

@@OnMyMindEntertainment like Drago

Kinda crazy how the best and worst of the Spider-Man universe comes from the same studio, lol

@@OnMyMindEntertainment Not necessarily crazy, the people who make the Spider-Verse movies actually love Spider-Man and it's basically a labour of love for them lol, Whereas the other people who make the "Spider-Man Adjacent" movies see this as an easy pay day 😂

That was so funny!!!

When he first said it, I didn't understand, so I rewound it, understood, and almost passed out laughing! 😆 🤣 😂

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Maybe she used Amazon Prime? Worked to get her to the States in the first place!

Because.

@@kerbe3 that works!

She wasn't actually a fugitive from the law. They only had a basic description of her, "white female, early 30s, long brown hair".

@@JakkFrost1 She was driving a car with a removed license plate. That should have been suspicious

It really is! 😂

Yeah, that’s comic-book accurate Cassandra Webb, (the original Madame Web an elderly disabled women,) the movie wanted to have Madame Web but also wanted to cast Dakota Johnson, so they turned Julia Carpenter Madame Web number 2 and Cassandra MW number 1 into a single composite character and called this hodge-podge of physical traits plus personality based character traits Cassandra Webb, (to try to sell it more she gets paralysed near the end of the movie.) Sydney’s character Julia is indeed a future Spider-Woman, she was the second Spider-Woman from the mainline Marvel continuity otherwise known as Earth 616, taking over the mantle from her predecessor Jessica Drew, the pair both deriving their powers from Spiders but under different circumstances to each other and to Peter, and besides all three being Spider-themed vigilantes Julia and Jessica were otherwise largely speaking unconnected to Peter and his mess. Mattie Franklin was the Third Spider-Woman, though originally she was just a somewhat obsessed super-fan with a crush, (she was a teenage girl and Peter/Spider-Man by that point was post college so at least 23-27.) Mattie was the adopted daughter and niece-in law of J Jonah Jameson Jr, (she was the daughter of his deceased second wife Marla Madison’s younger sister Bernice who like her sister is also dead,) now you’re probably wondering why I keep referring to Mattie in the past tense, well she and Cassandra were murdered by the Kravinoffs in the comic book storyline that turned Julia into the second Madame Web, (and as far as I’m aware she got resurrected and ultimately perma-killed in 2017.) Aña or Anya Corazon is Spider-Girl.

@@ripleyjlawman.3162 That was quite thorough

She was also in the Spiderman: Shattered Dimensions game from 2010

@@ebreshea I didn’t know that. Neat

@ripleyjlawman.3162 It's not comic accurate though. In the cartoon they made her the same race as the Beyonder. She was nowhere near that powerful in the comics.

Straight up! LOL!!!! Like is she that rich that she's never had to open a pop can before? LOL! I always forget that she's Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson's kid, so maybe she had people to open the cans?

My guess is that pepsi wanted their cans to be on screen longer, so they probably just had her fumbling with them. Either that, or she's an alien.

I think that’s right. She has to hold it for promo but didn’t open it for sound reasons probably. None of that makes it ok.

Right! LOL!!! I wonder who's even reviewing this stuff.

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@@nomadthetrucker6489 They weren't as common as today though

Stuckman never said the movie was good. In fact his reasoning for not reviewing it (that he had nothing good to say about it) implies he considers it bad

"how will CinemaWins defend this one?" Yay fireworks weeee! +100000000 points!

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That awful huh? 😂

Yeah, he went pretty hard on this one

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LOL!!!! It just really boggles my mind how they want to spend money making these movies without Spider-Man and it still just doesn't make any sense.

@@OnMyMindEntertainment Not even that. You could make a decent story with Spider-man characters, villains or heroes. Sinister Six, a villain origin story… SO MANY possibilities! Not this steaming turd!

Maybe, but WE know the reason for it, and she didn't make it sound like "I get the vague impression that...", so to the audience it comes across pretty cold-blooded, especially when you consider that she likely thinks Peter's life HAS to go that way in order to become the best Spider-Man he can be.

@@JakkFrost1 We know the reason for it so it seems quite dark to us but we don’t see her actual vision. For all we know, she saw visions of Uncle Ben being heavily involved in Peter’s life but didn’t get the reason why

@@matityaloran9157 sure, it's possible, but then the writer's should have had her say that. As it is, they just wanted to make what they thought was a clever reference to Spider-Man, but they failed to realize what the obvious inference was that audiences would make.

@@JakkFrost1 Yeah. I get that.

@@matityaloran9157 also, I just remembered, her powers had supposedly been fully unlocked by that point, so she wasn't experiencing any more ambiguity about her visions of the future.

This is true

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Had to make sure I was extra clear, lol

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