I forgot that blue has a ton of exile stuff so that only hammers my point in more

Your hatred of Blue may have made it on to the stack but God help you if you think it will resolve

As a Blue player, I have to say there are inconsistencies with your reasoning : When I look at a bunny, I just say "No, countered" and it pops out of existence, just like my friends did after I started maining Blue.

A blue player at a game store explained it to me best: "There's a finite amount of fun to be had in any game, and I want all of it."

I main White cause the knights look cool. I'm new

As a red player, it is more important to prioritize dealing direct damage than to worry about silly things that slow the game down like having a stable board state.

I feel like Noah mains green and plays with someone who uses blue, who counters all Noah's massive creatures so he can't actually put anything down to go stompy-stompy.

You've made me have a change of heart as a Blue main. I'm going to throw away my mono-blue deck right now. And now... since I have no deck.... 'Jace, Weilder of Mysteries' for 4, loyalty +1. I win the game.

The sole strength of white is suddenly everyone is terrified you're playing an angel deck

I really like the flavor behind red only being able to destroy artifacts and not enchantments. With destroying enchantments, it implies a lot of convoluted arcane reversals and mystical magic to get behind the source of the enchantment and remove it at its core, but with destroying artifacts it's just "oh shit that thing is shiny and is definitely a thing that's probably going to get in my way so I'm going to smash it" and boom, the artifact is gone. Much red, very red.

The thing about Red destroying artifacts is because they love breaking things. Its the whole image of smashing an intricate and complex machine with a tree branch you picked up off the ground.

Fun fact: Green doesn't need a lot of flying creatures because it has a lot of reach creatures. It doesn't need to fly over opponents either because it can just crush them beneath their feet.

They have an IQ of room temperature... in Celsius ... I'm stealing that

As a green player I appreciate this educating and unbiased breakdown of the colors. Also I wish everyone, except blue players, happy holidays!

I like Green's big creatures that doesn't have any gimmicks. Giganotosaurus cost 5 mana, has 10/10 power, and nothing else. Plain, simple, and fun.

Totally accurate and unbiased assessment of the mtg color wheel

2:01 caught me off guard. That was hilarious

There's something really magical about the "rushed middle school powerpoint" vibes these videos exude

As a person who loves green and knows literally nothing about Magic: The Gathering, I agree.

When the original Zendikar block came out, I made a Standard deck called Blue Deck Wins. Mono blue with the exception of a single red spell. Filigree Sages, Training Grounds and Khalni Gem. Infinite mana, into draw my deck, into Banefire for infinite, uncounterable, unpreventable damage. Consistently went off turn 4 or 5 in Standard. If I ran any counterspell effects, it wasn't many, because it was too busy digging for Exodia.

Tbh the most logical unbiased. Reliable color explanation video I've seen in a while

As a blue player, I confirm that this is 100% accurate. I have no friends and my parents don't like me

I need a two-color combination video now

New to the channel and cackling. I love how at 5:59 green’s already on the board without even talking about it yet, LOLOL

As a blue player I send this video back to your hand. Good day

"You don't need to deal with what your opponent is doing, if you kill your opponent." Wiser words have never been said before.

I laughed so hard at your subscriber analytics that I immediately subscribed.

I love how these are made with absolutely NO bias!! haha but honestly these are amazing and keep them coming. From - Not a blue player.

As a blue player, I can admit. I love making the game joyless. If only there was a word that meant pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.

I haven’t gotten to the green part of the bunny analogy yet, but I’m calling it now: Green looks at the bunny and thinks “Okay but what if we made it bigger?”

Playing mono red in every format is how people remember you at the local gamestore in a good way lol

I was happy about this!!! Greens my favorite too!!!💚🌳

I made a blue deck that allows you to draw 5 cards a turn, and it goes really well with a creature card I have that gets a +1/+1 everytime I draw a card. Or at least I think it goes well. I don't have any friends to try the deck against.

Instead of assigning philosophical attributes to colors, I prefer to look at how each color excels at certain type of violence within the literal gameplay. Like this: Red = Exertion (burning through your resources to overwhelm the opponent before they have a chance to respond) Black = Capitalization (extracting value from as many sources as you can while depriving your opponents of their resources) Blue = Deliberation (stalling the opponent long enough to enact your own master plan) Green = Investment (planting a seed to reap future profit/building momentum to punch above your weight) White = Reinforcement (building your defenses early so that you can attack with less risk) While these categories aren't perfect, I find them useful while deckbuilding because it simplifies the colors into five key strategies that I can then mix and match.

I f‘ing love this Video 😂 It needs way more Likes.

Dude I love you this was the best interpretation of magic players in the history of the universe and you're one hundred percent right green all the way

The reason artifact removal is on-brand with red is because red is traditionally the color for goblins, and from Mirrodin onwards goblins have been characterized by their proclivity to destroy artifacts.

I remember a game vs my friend (he was playing blue) who would just counter everything I could do. I gave up and conceded and in return he used a "counter" to my concede, only to counter his own counter to my concede, just to show me he had more counterspells left up his blue ass

Finally, a fellow big monster, lots mana brother!

as a fellow green enjoyer, now i understand a lot from your videos

I think that drop of water for the blue mana is a tear from lack of friends. Add green to any other color and it will share friends with green

I played blue and had no friends. Then i swapped to red and i still have no friends but at least i don't hate myself anymore

The bias made understanding this as a beginner and as green deck user very simple, thanks! 😂

I am sobbing 😂🤣🤣 this is so funny!

I'm a green player and I can confirm that it's really fun to summon creatures with trample

When he said "I just hate blue" I started dying laughing 😂😂😂

You got my subscription sir! Go Green!

As a blue blue player it's fun see other people not having fun

You should have mentioned the “can’t be countered” cards for red and green. Their greatest strengths are being able to ignore blue.

finally an unbiased video explaining each colour 🎉

New to Magic and I already love this dude

Comic gold dude you are really funny

One of these days he’s going to end with “literally 100% of viewers are subscribed” and it’ll be comedy gold

You forgot Red having Land Destruction as a secret superpower it can never actually use as doing so instantly makes it as friendless as Blue

This video is so accurate that it's my new favorite video 😂😂😂

i just started playing magic thank you for this lol

Man's forgot to mention scute swarm as a strength for green. Literally the definitive reason behind why green is the best

I don't know what you said about Green because I'm a Green player and all my brain cells are used to cast big creatures, but I sure do hope it was a long list of compliments!

dunno if it was scripted but blue countering "every thingle sing" got me lol

As a man with a very strong Azorius deck, I completely agree with your takes on white and blue. Great video 👍

Why does this scream like school presentation vibes, where you were so over confident in the topic, and had a good time, but the teacher for some reason gave you a C+. I love this.

21 IQ? That's much higher than the room temprature!

I feel dirty after I play and win with Grixis. I also don’t mind if my opponent beats me because playing any Grixis deck feels disgusting. Great video. Subscribed!

Soo..new to magic the gathering, from what I've gathered you telling me,, make a black-blue deck, to discard peoples cards & then the cards they've left in hand I shall counter when they play them. Thanks you for the pointers I think I'll have fun playing this cardgame.

I remember a quote somewhere it says "There's a finite amount of fun in a game of MTG and I wish to have it all."

I agree with every blue point instead of not understanding fun. We understand it, that's how we destroy it

The I.Q bit to Celsius was amazing😂

I started with time spiral, blue ftw. Haven't played in years but I remember having a lot of fun using my brothers decks and battling him for hours

The best part about being a green player is you can pick big beatstick monsters because the art is cool and still hit people like a truck.

What Green lacks in flying, it makes up for in Reach (a way to deal with flying) and Trample (a pretty great alternative to flying). The biggest problem I'd say green has is lack of straight up removal, especially mass removal to deal with the swarms, but a ram through with Ghalta always makes me smile.

I play all the colours more or less in different decks and used to be mostly about blue, but this is a pretty entertaining explanation.

I love how black does everything white does, but less morally uptight

Well, he's got me convinced. Colorless is the best color.

As a player with a black-blue combo deck, I can honestly say that this was accurate.

I got introduced to Magic recently by my friend and I started playing as Mono-White Commander and white HAS a game plan. It is usually just setting up your card advantage with well used board wipes, or building up mass of tokens/high power/toughness permanents. White is super safe and comfy to play, as it has a lot of really good cards that defend it (Angels in particular are very potent). Also just because other colours have SOME cards that white excel at, it doesn't make those strength any lesser. At the table I play in usually, (mostly red/blue mains against me) I feel like I am the one who controls the game through setting up a strong pillow fort and then attack from it, forcing them to do something and if they fail to contain the oppressive pressure, they lose. So yeah. White is not as useless as people say it is.

Damn that was unbiased.

Could you make a similar video but with color combinations? I think it will be hilarious

As someone who has liked black from the day he started playing MTG. I was very happy black was appreciated this much. Thank you for your love.

I'm only subbed because I couldn't agree more with your assessment of blue.

2:01 this is the greatest slide of anything ever created and so true to reality that it deserves a round of applause.

When I first was learning what the colors did in magic, I watched the Profs video on them to describe them. As soon as I saw the art and that I could play a deck of squirrels, I was hooked. Therefore this is my challenge against you Noah to play my death touch, flying 20/20 Trample squirrels; but you're not allowed to play blue because it shuts down my library. You can't play red because they beat all my squirrels before I can make myself look cool. You are banned from playing white because flying beats me unless I draw the one card I need. Oh, I almost forgot you're not allowed to play black because only I am allowed to play Golfari black/green. Also it has to be commander because my commander isn't a squirrel but is the reason my deck works.

“Blue has no friends” Simic: “Are you sure about that?” Azorius: “Also did you pay the 2 for speaking?”

This is 100% the correct assessment.

3:38 I died. But I guess that's what black does best.

As a White fan, i confirm everything you said. The convoluted 15 minutes turns I need to take in order to draw 3 cards in my Nadaar ETB EDH deck is absurd. I crashed the platform we were playing in trying to just save myself (and would have still died if didnt crash) last game we had.

I don't play Magic, but if White is about morality, you'd think it would be the "can't have fun" color because it'd have all kinds of "floodgate" cards to reflect that. You know, something like a card that would limit how many creatures with Haste can attack each turn or how much land you can tap.

Just by seeing green i felt in love (even if my first actual deck imma build would prob be mono red because acessebility)

I love grixis (blue, black, red), so does that mean I'm fast, scary, and unfun?

I would say white is more like a Colt. 45 Because it makes all folks equal. A lot of white cards, especially more recently, equalize the board more than anything. I play White Green primarily, so my creatures are all *equally* capable of trampling you

Blue is like dumb-clever i like it so much. Drawing lot of cards and countering is logical and good but also simplw

White's 2nd weakness: WINNING THE GAME. I lol'd at that one!

“ I am the bunny, I am SPEED”, losed it so hard on that one

I'm a blue main and while everything you said is true it still hurts.

Hmm. Something tells me he's had a bit of trauma playing against blue decks 😂

I love blue but I was in a game last week with 2 UW players that had a stack, no exaggeration, 13 layers deep. On _MY TURN._ In that moment I understood.

I love this minimal effort, low budget stuff that is still educational and funny. great jorb hamstray!

As far as I’ve ever heard cheetahs don’t attack people in any predatory way- and they don’t just ram people like a rhino they only do the chase thing if they’re yuno, something. They’re also one of the weakest types of big cats, and in general are afraid of most things.

As a blue player, there is a finite amount of fun to be had in any given game of magic. I have resolved to have all of it.

The ending had me alive😂😂😂

I think red breaking artifacts is like "we hate sparky tech that's not going fast hard hard *throws a stone at a computer" also red hates stax pieces which are generally artifacts or creatures