Make Sure You Don't Drown During Your Baptism. Mutzie

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Жыл бұрын

Make sure you don't drown during your baptism, or at least thats the advice that Mutzie would give in this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Mutzie starts off by doing some crowd work which ultimately leads to him telling the story of when he got baptized. Whether you're someone looking to be saved, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Mutzie is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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@prodigalsun1069 Жыл бұрын

I never heard of him, but definitely looking for more.. his mind is quick with his crowd work.. glad I ran into this.. thanks for posting..

@Mutzie Жыл бұрын

Thanks my friend I appreciate it.

@nedley25 11 ай бұрын

"My Lord and Savior does not need corrective lenses." 😂😂

@KathyBGood Жыл бұрын

for real, right before my pastor baptized me, I looked him straight in the eyes and said, "Don't you drown me!" He was my pastor, but I knew him in his sinful flesh didn't like me! This Mutzie is VERY funny man!

@DrMtnPepsiColaSprite 9 ай бұрын

A pastor being sinful? Nahhhh couldn't be 😂

@simonnixon2483 11 ай бұрын

That boy so southern he has me reaching for a bowl of collied greens and some sweet potato pie Damm I wish we had those thing in the uk

@kcl060 Жыл бұрын

He is hilarious! I was listening only with my phone turned down, and I swore he was black before he said something bahahah! That New Orleans accent gets me every single time!

@mbyrd6713 Жыл бұрын

I thought he was black too 😂

@Piquarius Жыл бұрын

@@mbyrd6713 He might want to check his ancestry 😂

@whitneysimon6828 Жыл бұрын

I was watching him but swore he was just a pasty black. Lol he's hilarious... he deff got some black in him that soul don't lie

@Mutzie Жыл бұрын

Hahaha I’m from New Orleans so I’m sure there’s some black in my family history. Thanks for your kind words.

@mbyrd6713 Жыл бұрын

@@Mutzie Hey there, thanks for such a great show. Praying for much success in your future ❤️

@saltygenes Жыл бұрын

Crowd work is great 😂

@Mutzie Жыл бұрын

Thanks buddy I appreciate it.

@mareezy Жыл бұрын

Omg what a burn lol, we're in Utah😂

@jolenewitzel7919 Жыл бұрын

He is funny. 😂

@cynthiarl7000 Жыл бұрын

This is my first time hearing this man and I LOVE his jokes. Coming to New Jersey anytime soon?

@anthonycarter4 Жыл бұрын

He funny asf.

@Mutzie Жыл бұрын

Thanks my friend.

@Vinaluv Жыл бұрын

I thought he was black, but he's from New Orleans. That explains a lot.

@Mutzie Жыл бұрын

Hahaha yes it does.

@southernsass2937 11 ай бұрын

@@Mutzie You are hilarious 🤣

@jameswactor4353 8 ай бұрын

YEAH WE ALL.SOUND LIKE THAT DONE CHERE YA HEARD ME

@anamariaguadayol2335 5 ай бұрын

What does that have to do with anything?

@bigbeefscorcho 10 ай бұрын

Before I was baptized, my pastor joked “don’t worry, nobody slipped me a $20 to hold you under or anything” lmao

@allthingsnu4673 Жыл бұрын

My parents are both from Louisiana and I love hearing the accent. Mutzie is very funny!

@sajitorio5731 8 ай бұрын

I was with several clubs on a weekend retreat and the organizers brought this guy in for a night. Never heard of him before but he is crazy funny.

@blegendary2322 5 ай бұрын

He just became my new fav comedian

@theartistjodievans Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 I did not expect this to be so funny

@Mutzie Жыл бұрын

Haha thanks my friend.

@renstal7638 11 ай бұрын

This guy has me in tears!

@grandamadain Жыл бұрын

This guy is GOOD

@h.v.davidson4507 Жыл бұрын

I love this guy .................

@Girlitsdaveo 7 ай бұрын

This my first time watching him I like him already laughing hard 😂😂

@217deadinsidesquad7 11 ай бұрын

We need more stand up of him

@kleindavis550 11 ай бұрын

he dope!!!

@wantsanewvehicle Жыл бұрын

hahaha!

@JaneDoe-ci3gj Жыл бұрын

Good to see a woman pastor! Greetings from a Christian from Sweden! I've always wondered, why do we always go to foreign contries to help instead of starting in out own country, it's the same here in Sweden too!. I don't mind helping foreign countries, it's just that instead of doing both we tend to help abroad instead of at home!

@peacefulwife5199 Жыл бұрын

The GREAT COMMISSION is to take the Gospel to the ends of the Earth. There should be a balance in both. Here and everywhere else. 😊

@jackblack7850 Жыл бұрын

No, it’s really not. Electing a female pastor is the first step to destruction of most churches. Women always want to reinterpret God’s law so they don’t hurt any feelings.. Also, when is the last time you heard a woman freely apologize and admit a mistake?

@gottmituns6628 Жыл бұрын

God bless you! You are so right!

@KeepTheKitLow 11 ай бұрын

1 Timothy 2:12-14 “I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet. For Adam was formed first, then Eve; and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor.” While it might sound a little harsh, it is explicitly clear. Women are not to be pastors. If you throw some of the Bible out selectively, might as well ignore the whole thing. Edit: wrong word lol

@gottmituns6628 11 ай бұрын

@@KeepTheKitLow there’s differences in testaments but honestly, I don’t care about being a hypocrite.

@daylenagel9952 Жыл бұрын

Love the accent and his comedy!

@Mutzie Жыл бұрын

Thanks my friend I appreciate it.

@shanazblacksun7201 9 ай бұрын

U know he from neworleans, because that's the way we talk.

@terrysanders5109 Жыл бұрын

This guy is funny af

@mareezy Жыл бұрын

I didnt get the last joke but the beginning was funny.

@Mutzie Жыл бұрын

Thanks my friend.

@Assyrianmikey Жыл бұрын

Hes probably creole, lots of creole people in New Orleans and they are africsn descent with light skin.

@Mutzie Жыл бұрын

We are all mixed my friend.

@jhop1655 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@seedsoflove7684 Жыл бұрын

Only in Utah😮

@ablestationfoxtrot8037 Жыл бұрын

Lololol

@bmgtheperformer Жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@tiffanyanne7342 11 ай бұрын

Happy burfday to yeww

@sweetpea775 Жыл бұрын

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@KC-ql6dd 11 ай бұрын

Best comic out of dry bar in a very long time. I really enjoy your quick witted flavor brother. God bless you.

@kleindavis550 11 ай бұрын

thats true about catholic churches

@cedarpoplar 10 ай бұрын

Getting baptized in either, a Baptist church or a Pentecostal curch, you'd best be believing in speaking in tongues. Now, don't get me wrong. I do believe things could happen. But,.. yeai.. I am still incredulous. I feel very emotional when I attend a service my tears want to pop outta nowhere. It makes me feel very awkward. I love the feeling but I can't let them emotions get the best of me. But, it does help to cry ones in a while Let's just put it this way, I do not like crying infront of people who later that day I will have to talk to.

@alex16cole Жыл бұрын

Gebius

@declamatory Жыл бұрын

Que?

@mattdonalds9996 Жыл бұрын

How is there such a thing as a woman pastor when the Bible clearly states in multiple places that women are not permitted to speak in church?

@peacefulwife5199 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mattdonalds9996 Жыл бұрын

@@peacefulwife5199 1st Timothy 2: 11-14. As well as 1st Corinthians 11: 8-9 and 14: 34-35, Proverbs 21:9 and Ephesians 5: 22-24, and several other places. Get your husband to read it to you. It was understood as the norm for thousands of years and the reason why you women didn't have any rights until the 1960's. So keep laughing illiterate, because all you're doing is making a fool of yourself. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@mattdonalds9996 Жыл бұрын

@@peacefulwife5199 what do you have to say to that? 😂😂😂 Don't worry, I, a man, grant you permission to speak this once to reply to me, as long as you thank me for it. 🙏

@KathyBGood Жыл бұрын

She just "identifies" as a pastor. Seems to work well these days 🙃

@peacefulwife5199 Жыл бұрын

@@mattdonalds9996 Medically speaking of course I suggest you take a nice strong laxative.....you're full of it. Constipation of the brain. I'm sure you can find a excellent counselor/psychologist and some medication for your narcissistic, misogynistic tendencies. Have a nice day. 👍

@robmc120 Жыл бұрын

That woman is NOT a pastor, she is deceived & not reading God's word in spirit & truth.

@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt Жыл бұрын

Like you would know anything about spirit and Truth.

@billstetler6769 Жыл бұрын

You are correct. Those who say you are wrong do not know Gods word

@peacefulwife5199 Жыл бұрын

@@billstetler6769 You forget she could be a Children's Pastor or a Women's Pastor. She didn't say which kind. You judged based on one word. Pastor means Shepherd. So yes, biblically she can Shepherd (watch over and teach women and children). Y'all are so quick to judge and point fingers. Remember when you point 👉 at someone..three fingers re pointing back at yourself. 😊

@peacefulwife5199 Жыл бұрын

@Rob Mc How do you know.? She could be a Children's Pastor a Pastor for a Women's group. Ohh my do you have your judgement gown on. Tsk Tsk.

@robmc120 Жыл бұрын

@@peacefulwife5199 There are hundreds of thousands of words in the english dictionary, ~40k of them in a avg persons vocabulary, she couldve clarified by using a more accurate word(s), your assumption is not likely.

@maryrosekent8223 Жыл бұрын

Too much religion…I’m bailing

@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt Жыл бұрын

Bye. Don't let the door hit that big ass on your way out.

@declamatory Жыл бұрын

Ha! Everyone is religious! Even YOU!

@billstetler6769 Жыл бұрын

That’s a sign you need it

@maryrosekent8223 Жыл бұрын

@@declamatory NOPE!

@maryrosekent8223 Жыл бұрын

@@billstetler6769 NOPE!! Religion is a crutch for the weak who cannot face that we’re on our own…

@kevinr3533 Жыл бұрын

OK I need to know what kind of pastor that lady is because if she’s following Jesus Christ, she shouldn’t be wearing a mask because people who follow Jesus Christ they’re not living in fear your timelines already written

@ellemueller 8 ай бұрын

Let me guess: you don't wash your hands after going №2 because you don't live in fear but the spirit. Don't be a fool: there's no fear. She could be sick and not infecting others, or she could have a compromised immune system and need to wear one to not become ill.

@sajitorio5731 8 ай бұрын

I was with several clubs on a weekend retreat and the organizers brought this guy in for a night. Never heard of him before but he is crazy funny.