Manor Lords: But I Build a MODERN AMERICAN SUBURB!

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Manor Lords: But I Build a MODERN AMERICAN SUBURB!

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@Koifish 4 ай бұрын

*GOD BLESS THE AMERICAN SUBURB!* HEAR YE HEAR YE! The latest and greatest in city planning has now arrived to Manor Lords! So get yourself an all American beverage, lean back in your easy chair and enjoy this PATRIOTIC Manor Lords city building experience!

@conradshtock3039 4 ай бұрын

how much research did you do for these bits? I swear I enjoy the humor, but I just keep getting hit with depression at the 'commentary' in equal parts.

@Sp4rt4nSl4ya 4 ай бұрын

0/10 not enough guns per American

@FE-D 4 ай бұрын

Bro build a soviet union town and potato farms.

@Potent_Techmology 4 ай бұрын

technically western Europeans have destroyed more environments than any other nationalities

@PuppetierMaster 4 ай бұрын

you dun used the "More Lumber" song in the first minutes of the video, mighty fine tune if you ask me

@alatamore 4 ай бұрын

How American - “Damn it, the homeless are making more permanent shelters!”

@ItIsYouAreNotYour 4 ай бұрын

underrated comment...

@proshowetsingerq7129 4 ай бұрын

How American; I don’t know what is my gender

@TomfooleryOfTheTrolls 4 ай бұрын

@@proshowetsingerq7129 It’s either “There are infinite genders” “I don’t like the other gender”

@TamedSasquatch 4 ай бұрын

Easily my favorite American KZfaqr. He's gotta be careful with that Swedish accent tho, dont want him to get cancelled

@konsumenturanu1808 4 ай бұрын

Koifish brought democracy to manor lords before the game even released. God Bless America 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@nhandinh7404 4 ай бұрын

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@afonsomelo498 4 ай бұрын

🦅🦅🦅🦅RRRRAAAAHHHH🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@mika-pibara 4 ай бұрын

I wouldn't be surprised if Jarl Haesteinn started settling in Manor Lords

@duncanharrell5009 4 ай бұрын

No matter where Koifish runs, Haesteinn will always haunt him.

@deblackmon3 4 ай бұрын

As a southern American, 4:46 was a perfect representation of what I hear with on a daily basis, but replace “British” with liberal or democrat. Koifish always coming in hot with facts.

@wanderinghobo4917 4 ай бұрын

"wake up LIBRUL, wake up sleepyhead. i made you breakfast."

@isakhylander2806 4 ай бұрын

Koifish, you are in the haestein english wikipedia page, in fictional represantation! Look it up!

@zairinzafri8224 4 ай бұрын

Damn, you are right.

@Vulturefist 4 ай бұрын

Oh, he is. 😀

@veryunwisethewise 4 ай бұрын

i edited him into it lol

@isakhylander2806 4 ай бұрын

@@veryunwisethewise you did?

@veryunwisethewise 4 ай бұрын

@@isakhylander2806 Yep, want me to edit the page again to proove it?

@Microsoftman 4 ай бұрын

Now you NEED to do a Soviet Union run in this game.

@Clarity17 4 ай бұрын

Yes exactly. But he needs to mod tall brutalism apartments somehow in a medieval way.

@elduquecaradura1468 4 ай бұрын

How do you make a Holodomor?

@issober0110 4 ай бұрын

@@elduquecaradura1468 just refuse to give food to the minority in your community

@valladao_ 4 ай бұрын

@@elduquecaradura1468 not a genocide, just saying

@iplaygames8090 4 ай бұрын

@@issober0110its more off export all the food from the food producing region.

@apocako 4 ай бұрын

-tries to replicate america to mock it -itfuckingworks -ends up reinforcing long standing american tradition

@TheTraginator 4 ай бұрын

whoosh

@Microsoftman 4 ай бұрын

Now you NEED to do a Soviet Union farming run.

@ItIsYouAreNotYour 4 ай бұрын

It wasn't DONE right! THIS time though! And were getting dense population. It's the best time!

@kaztarihtanu 3 ай бұрын

Commies were so terrible at city/civil building that the buildings of soviet era just give me instant depression. Thank NATO/America for disbanding soviet states.

@shadowmwo 4 ай бұрын

As a citizen from Baltimore currently living in Denver , I approve of this! 15:10

@ScarletRebel96 4 ай бұрын

As a American who lives in the south , i approve this message 👏

@mac-tilly416 4 ай бұрын

The social commentary in this video was so on point 😂

@mtthwpowers 4 ай бұрын

Did he think we wouldn't realize he uploaded this on the Anniversary of the Battles of Concord and Lexington? NO! THIS IS AMERICA! WE NOTICED!

@rickardspaghetti 4 ай бұрын

3:24 "No one needs a fully semi-automatic assault-spear with high-capacity spearhead clips!"

@PPKinguin 4 ай бұрын

Honestly amazing how accurately America was represented here.

@torrent6181 4 ай бұрын

I can’t believe the funniest video I’ve seen in years is about a medieval city builder

@samuelmccay4092 4 ай бұрын

Indescribably based, Koifish must have lived here for a while

@purpledevilr7463 4 ай бұрын

On the one hand. A koifish video (automatically brilliant) + a game I absolutely love the look of. On the other hand. Americans.

@maxwellthesaladman6261 4 ай бұрын

I'm sure koifish meant selling houses for $500,000 as hyperbole, but as someone living on the east coast that's a hell of a deal lmao

@jacobsweet7327 4 ай бұрын

This is the most accurate slander of America I’ve ever seen. Not a single lie was spoken.

@Animeman284 4 ай бұрын

You know as an American, these jokes should offend me but I find them far too hilarious to care.

@ethansparkman1104 3 ай бұрын

it warms my American heart to see my country presented so truthfully!

@walnzell9328 4 ай бұрын

Needing a car to get anywhere in this country is such a pain for the elderly. My grandma always buys stuff she doesn't want on shopping trips so she has the excuse of going out on another shopping run to return them and continue the cycle. I haven't learned how to drive, nor would I even have access to a car. But if she asked me to take the bullet train to the mall, I'd say hell yes. The mall would also be full of business since people actually go there since they wouldn't have to put up with traffic.

@MaartenGuy 4 ай бұрын

This game is so nice. I'm buying it directly when it's released!

@adammiller2606 4 ай бұрын

Hey, hey, now as an American, I demand one of those Amish is named Zachariah or Isaiah. My immersion is broken.

@_Gon_Gon_ 4 ай бұрын

Koi fish is truly a patriot 🇺🇸🦅🗽

@n_koata8479 4 ай бұрын

That was a dedicated Raaaaaaaaa🦅

@NoKiniorInHybrydy 4 ай бұрын

American? That just looks like Göteborg :P

@Luka_Petakovic09 4 ай бұрын

E neko naš da gleda Koifisha

@petrfedor1851 4 ай бұрын

And another great urbanism channel was born!

@HerKnightable 4 ай бұрын

As an American, I truly feel there was ONE thing missing... Someone needed to mess with your boats and you answer with a "proportional" response by utterly destroying their armies and appearing in front of them to "negotiate." You have a burger in one hand, and a pistol in the other. Both are on the table... choose wisely.

@GundamGokuTV 4 ай бұрын

If this game ever gets a Fallout mod. It's gonna be wild.

@rafaellamerci 4 ай бұрын

Man... WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND GORGEOUS GAME!!!! Can't wait for the official release! Thank you koifish for the hype

@delta9915 4 ай бұрын

You and Chiwa are onto great things with Manor Lords

@gegepandora6872 4 ай бұрын

America's fuck yeah land of free

@Sheogorath3477 4 ай бұрын

Medieval Wallmart? What about, medieval Wall Street?

@duncanharrell5009 4 ай бұрын

That’s called the Knights Templar.

@pidor99 4 ай бұрын

God bless koifish!

@cavemann_ 3 ай бұрын

These are some strong kilian experience vibes

@TheMjsanty 4 ай бұрын

As a person living in the United States … I love the accuracy

@davidquezada50 4 ай бұрын

reminds me of robbaz (RIP) good one.

@tlamixtentoc 4 ай бұрын

robbaz streams on twitch like everyday though

@iplaygames8090 4 ай бұрын

I know this is a humorous video but i have seen amerucan streamers unironically build towns like that in manor lord

@rowbot5555 4 ай бұрын

Like who?

@khristianhornbaker1347 3 ай бұрын

Now, to make it really realistic, only put four people or less for every job you have 🤣

@RaddersTBH 4 ай бұрын

10/10 one of my favourite hellscape dystopias to date

@nam430 4 ай бұрын

FOR SUPER EARTH

@Roon0 4 ай бұрын

“American city don’t develop, they stagnate and die.” That hit me personally

@peachlord2549 4 ай бұрын

Bwahaha you’re a contemporary American all right

@xitecontor8560 4 ай бұрын

As an american it warms me to see this such a true american town just beautiful

@Grimtouch 4 ай бұрын

Your Storytelling is amazing Koifish:) another epic video:)

@reynaradeleviora5555 4 ай бұрын

Gdmn Koifish I can't stop laughing for 16 minutes :S

@cowwithinternet 4 ай бұрын

OOO RAH

@ivandrago4852 4 ай бұрын

If anyone's radically obsessed with hardcore Medieval warfare and society I strongly recommend Schwerpunkt's videos series

@sebby324 4 ай бұрын

When your trying to be American your Swedish accent goes a bit Welsh lol

@davidayos6702 2 ай бұрын

Seeing America represented in this format is fascinating

@kohlicoide2258 3 ай бұрын

6:32 can't wait to replace this disgusting sugar with corn sirup in my coca cola!

@user-yl3zj4gz3r 4 ай бұрын

If we combine Bannerlord and Manor lords, we will get the game of the year

@pluki1357 4 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard! 🤣 Love your sense of humor!

@ZaxCal 4 ай бұрын

Funniest part is despite the memes, it’s works fabulously.

@ellzbreaux 4 ай бұрын

To make this a truly blue collar American town you're missing a tavern (or several) and an archery range (also several) so they can practice shooting their bows and getting drunk after work. Also more churches.

@MageThief 4 ай бұрын

Hur fan gör du det Koifish, från galet till galnare i varje video 😂

@Rachiuwu 4 ай бұрын

I knew you will play this game and do something like this lol

@GhostCryProductions 4 ай бұрын

Koifish: shows off a bug of a horse-drawn cart being ridden backwards. A Parisian woman photographed in 1907 for Popular Mechanics: Hold my beer.

@elskaalfhollr4743 4 ай бұрын

For the American people out there, yes this is how people perceive you

@ZaxCal 4 ай бұрын

We do not care.

@elskaalfhollr4743 4 ай бұрын

@@ZaxCal we know, it's hilarious

@tdm1525 4 ай бұрын

as an american who yearns for the nordic model, this one hurts

@ObliviAce 4 ай бұрын

Commenting to support the algorithm

@cosaicole7139 4 ай бұрын

Got to say I have never been offended by more accurate slander

@shohan5772 4 ай бұрын

Now do a Soviet run (starvation run)

@breaden4381 4 ай бұрын

Who the hell needs an ox in a city? They're big, inefficient, and dangerous to playing children. You can go get your groceries with a goat.

@emrecanarduc4378 4 ай бұрын

So you just created a CK3 After The End mod village as a Consutitionalist Noble :D

@madking1635 4 ай бұрын

This is what the founding fathers intended.

@nickinfanti 4 ай бұрын

First time commenting on any video ever. I'm an American and this is the truest and God damn funniest thing I've ever seen.

@Max-ju6be 3 ай бұрын

This was amazing lmao.

@clownface7970 4 ай бұрын

reminds me of the tickle kingdom I made

@robdom91 4 ай бұрын

Settlement leveled up and got development points! I guess the game isn't a very accurate American town simulator then. 😂

@Gunthersby 4 ай бұрын

More like no grain no pain (bread)

@thegreenweenie725 3 ай бұрын

6:49 what do you mean by that - Druski, probably

@finney1062 4 ай бұрын

Best youtuber

@PastramiStaven 4 ай бұрын

As a Swede I am always a little curious if this is how you actually speak english with that accent irl as well or if you make it up to sound more fun :P Either way it works.

@Beorthere 4 ай бұрын

As an American, he roasted us into oblivion ROFL

@luckyone7778 4 ай бұрын

a True Genius

@paulschumacher4308 4 ай бұрын

As an American, this is a little to close to home.

@juancernas485 4 ай бұрын

A tear rolls down my eye as an eagle screeches across the sky. USA! USA! USA!

@matthewfox1561 4 ай бұрын

This guy knows more about America then most Americans 😂

@onasknox9284 4 ай бұрын

Thank goodness all the people have cars eh?

@searaider3340 4 ай бұрын

"What the f*ck is a kilometer!"

@tonygunk6167 4 ай бұрын

You must continue and Manifest Destiny!

@donpascua923 4 ай бұрын

Yeeehaw Milord 😂😂

@tomwarren5580 4 ай бұрын

As an American I can confirm that this a hundred percent accurate.

@andythedishwasher1117 4 ай бұрын

lmao actual Springfieldian speaking, can confirm. Oof.

@alexfietta 4 ай бұрын

I am convinced I ironically that some Americans while playing this game will build sub urbs style settlements because that's all their mind have known and can comprehend

@praevasc4299 4 ай бұрын

It would be cool to later have an Age of Exploration era mod.

@BasedBatman069 4 ай бұрын

This is like unironically the opposite of America though, most homes here have tons of space between and we have lush woodlands throughout most of the states that can support them.

@SanctusPaulus1962 4 ай бұрын

Where are these houses with "tons of space" in America that you speak of? One quick look on Google maps on any major US city shows me that the opposite is true. Most suburbs are just endless rows of houses that are packed in like sardines - far away from the city centre.

@BasedBatman069 4 ай бұрын

@@SanctusPaulus1962 literally everywhere besides the city lmao, what are you smoking bro? Like yeah, of course the urban centers that are specifically designed to be dense are like that. And not all suburbs may have giant lawns, but guess what? The United States is a massive country and the majority of towns aren’t direct city suburbs. You’re specifically giving examples of urban areas that inherently have less space, just as any urban area around the world would be. Cherry picking very specific places to prove your point isn’t a very solid argument.

@SleeperJauffre 4 ай бұрын

When your entire country's population is still less than one city in the United States. Pax Americana

@SanctusPaulus1962 4 ай бұрын

Is overpopulation supposed to be a flex?

@filipmilic7966 3 ай бұрын

Do you not understand this is sarcasm?

@ryanboyle432 4 ай бұрын

As an American, I feel right at home.😢

@mrSaber79 4 ай бұрын

Koifiish for President 2024. He fixed unemployment, built new housing, AND defended our borders without a sweat! He is the truest American of us all! USA! USA! USA!