Mark Normand, Jessica Kirson, and the Diner Surprise | Something's Burning | S1 E16

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Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer

2 ай бұрын

Had to bring back this throwback episode from our storied run in NYC! If you see either of these two on the lineup, it’s guaranteed to be a brain-altering show. But if you see this dish on the menu, results may be hit or miss. Tune in to see if I can pull it off!
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Shakshuka
North African-Style Poached Eggs in Spicy Tomato Sauce
INGREDIENTS:
* 3 tablespoons (45ml) extra-virgin olive oil, plus more for drizzling
* 1 medium onion, thinly sliced
* 1 large red pepper (bell pepper for milder heat, or a hotter variety, such as red horned pepper, depending on your heat preference), stems, seeds, and ribs removed, thinly sliced
* 1 fresh small hot chili (such as jalapeño, serrano, or Fresno), stems, seeds, and ribs removed, thinly sliced
* 2 to 3 cloves garlic, thinly sliced
* 1 1/2 tablespoons (15g) sweet Hungarian or smoked Spanish paprika
* 2 teaspoons (8g) whole or ground cumin seed
* 1 (28-ounce; 800g) can whole peeled tomatoes, crushed by squeezing between your fingers or with a pastry blender (see note)
* Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
* Large handful minced cilantro, parsley, or a mix
* 6 eggs
* Sliced oil-cured black olives, feta cheese, or artichoke hearts, for serving (all optional)
STEPS:
1. Chop 1 medium onion, 1 red pepper
2. Crush 1 can whole tomatoes by hand
3. Thinly slice 2-3 cloves garlic
4. Heat 3 tablespoons olive oil in cast iron skillet over high heat until shimmering.
5. Add onion, red pepper, and chili and spread into an even layer. Cook, without moving, until vegetables on the bottom are deeply browned and beginning to char in spots, about 6 minutes. Stir and repeat. Continue to cook until vegetables are fully softened and spottily charred, about another 4 minutes.
6. Add garlic and cook, stirring, until softened and fragrant, about 30 seconds.
7. Add 1 1/2 tablespoons paprika and 2 teaspoons cumin and cook, stirring, until fragrant, about 30 seconds. Immediately add tomatoes and stir to combine (see note). Reduce heat to a bare simmer and simmer for 10 minutes, then season to taste with salt and pepper and stir in half of cilantro or parsley.
8. Using a large spoon, make a well near the perimeter of the pan and break an egg directly into it. Spoon a little sauce over edges of egg white to partially submerge and contain it, leaving yolk exposed. Repeat with remaining 5 eggs, working around pan as you go. Season eggs with a little salt, cover, reduce heat to lowest setting, and cook until egg whites are barely set and yolks are still runny, 5 to 8 minutes.
9. Sprinkle with remaining cilantro or parsley, along with any of the optional toppings. Serve immediately with crusty bread.
Mark Normand, Jessica Kirson, and the Diner Surprise | Something's Burning | S1 E16
#brunch #sauce #recipe #somethingsburning

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@geraldkeyes4851
@geraldkeyes4851 2 ай бұрын
"Jess with an SS" went unappreciated and that is a crime
@vcasqu
@vcasqu 2 ай бұрын
Totally agree!! That was the best one liner of the whole thing
@brockobama4408
@brockobama4408 2 ай бұрын
Jews Rock!
@shanejpt
@shanejpt Ай бұрын
Yup, it sure did.
@b0ssatr0n91
@b0ssatr0n91 Ай бұрын
It definitely did. He was kinda on fire tho so it blended in lol
@tim.noonan
@tim.noonan Ай бұрын
A hate crime, even
@alexbaisch7618
@alexbaisch7618 2 ай бұрын
Mark making Jessica laugh is everything
@travisrutters4198
@travisrutters4198 Ай бұрын
Jessica is one of the best working comedians today by far, her crowd work is top notch. I hope she gets her due
@dejanlazickd
@dejanlazickd Ай бұрын
Mark is so naturally funny, he doesn't stop, and 99% of that jokes on point
@tylerboatright5005
@tylerboatright5005 Ай бұрын
Normand is the #1 guest on any pod/show. Quickest queef in the west.
@Shay43210
@Shay43210 Ай бұрын
I saw Jessica in govs. In my entire life I didnt know it was physically possible for me to laugh that hard. I was shaking involuntarily. shes criminally underrated
@dpd0028
@dpd0028 2 ай бұрын
This is the best episode of guests roasting Bart as he cooks
@AngryDad.
@AngryDad. Ай бұрын
His name is Brent, have some respect
@Secretthewolf
@Secretthewolf Ай бұрын
So you guys mean Bird?
@notoriouswes215
@notoriouswes215 Ай бұрын
Think u guys mean Bart 😂
@Shellcology
@Shellcology 21 күн бұрын
It's Burt. keep up guys.
@iparivartan
@iparivartan 2 ай бұрын
"Is scissoring real"? and then the sincerity on Mark's face. It's scary how this dude's mind works.
@andrewwhite1305
@andrewwhite1305 2 ай бұрын
Jess is great, and she seems very sweet in person, Mark is a grenadier, and he drops comedy one-liner grenades, both so funny
@benjaminpatrick3568
@benjaminpatrick3568 2 ай бұрын
Calm down
@b0ssatr0n91
@b0ssatr0n91 Ай бұрын
Easy does it boy
@AngryDad.
@AngryDad. Ай бұрын
I liked this because Brent didn't get a compliment
@kolpik3708
@kolpik3708 Ай бұрын
@@AngryDad. Why compliment Brent? He wasn't on this episode. :) I give you permission to edit your comment, so I look stupid.
@kyleerosee3
@kyleerosee3 2 ай бұрын
Jessica is hands down probably my favorite comedian right now. I fucking love her.
@Petrichords
@Petrichords 2 ай бұрын
Lmao when Bert washes his hands after picking at his bloody elbow he immediately grabs a paper towel, wipes his bloody elbow with it, then dries his hands with that. 🤣
@JG-ku2ij
@JG-ku2ij 2 ай бұрын
How did I miss that. I had to go back typical Bert move 😂
@kitchenerleslie8936
@kitchenerleslie8936 2 ай бұрын
Don’t worry, he swam yesterday, so he’s clean.
@michaelburch2702
@michaelburch2702 Ай бұрын
No awareness
@pariscashin
@pariscashin 2 ай бұрын
Jessica Kirson is my favorite comedian
@clinton_galbraith
@clinton_galbraith 2 ай бұрын
My fav bear with my fav Twink and bulldike love this instantly
@birdmanbrrrrr
@birdmanbrrrrr 2 ай бұрын
Im going to see her this weekend!!!
@QuestionableQueefs
@QuestionableQueefs 2 ай бұрын
@@birdmanbrrrrrtry to get in the front! She’ll talk to you!! (I saw her in San Diego a few months ago, went alone, was lucky enough to get in the front, she talked to everyone in the front and I thankfully didn’t get roasted lol)
@pariscashin
@pariscashin 2 ай бұрын
@@birdmanbrrrrr thats awesome
@growingheart8039
@growingheart8039 2 ай бұрын
Then you are 😎real cool
@Ted35577
@Ted35577 2 ай бұрын
Somebody needs to report Bert to the health department
@QuestionableQueefs
@QuestionableQueefs 2 ай бұрын
This is from 2018
@jacobburgo
@jacobburgo Ай бұрын
They (the staff) also cook the meal prior often, and they just use that. They literally said it one episode
@JonathanHassingerChannel
@JonathanHassingerChannel Ай бұрын
Normand effortlessly running this show.
@thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664
@thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664 Ай бұрын
Mark is one of the pound-for-pound funniest guys out there. He's just meant to be a comic. I've never seen him on any comedy pod where he doesn't have the hosts dying. He's ridiculous.
@vannessa8240
@vannessa8240 2 ай бұрын
This was THE BEST EPISODE!! Mark and Jessica are TOP TIER! So good we had to see it twice!
@carriemroczkowski9409
@carriemroczkowski9409 2 ай бұрын
Anything involving Jessica Kirson is going to be hilarious!
@saulnunez463
@saulnunez463 2 ай бұрын
Jessica being a true Jew and complaining about everthing, love it
@chilliLRK
@chilliLRK 2 ай бұрын
Yeah it’s gross
@brockobama4408
@brockobama4408 2 ай бұрын
I kept waiting for her to pull out a dreidel and talk about shekels
@user-uj2us3nv6n
@user-uj2us3nv6n 23 күн бұрын
No​@@chilliLRK
@chilliLRK
@chilliLRK 23 күн бұрын
@@user-uj2us3nv6n i don’t like them sorry
@chilliLRK
@chilliLRK 22 күн бұрын
@@user-uj2us3nv6n does your last name have the word gold in it
@ryanstevy8639
@ryanstevy8639 Ай бұрын
Unappreciated comment " it was just two strokes, It's like owning a moped"
@astrologicalbum6616
@astrologicalbum6616 Ай бұрын
"You like the gash, the ol' hatchet wound" 🤣🤣🤣
@DogsCatsSnacks
@DogsCatsSnacks 2 ай бұрын
This goofiness had me grinning watching this. Also Richard Lewis is one of the top 5 Coolest Jews (R.I.P)
@annabethsmith-kingsley2079
@annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Ай бұрын
I'm 100% sure Bert did NOT need to use his hand to mash those tomatoes. Has he not heard of an immersion blender?
@CrashKingX
@CrashKingX 21 күн бұрын
😂
@Odee4hundred
@Odee4hundred 2 ай бұрын
UNCLE RODGER IS BETTER THEN JAMIE OLIVER CHANGE MY MIND
@christopherblalock2903
@christopherblalock2903 Ай бұрын
Uncle Roger is the man.
@richardpatterson432
@richardpatterson432 Ай бұрын
Than* and I agree 😂😂
@MichaelM-cf2vp
@MichaelM-cf2vp Ай бұрын
Thank u niece and nephew. Fiouuuu
@izaakcoller5014
@izaakcoller5014 2 ай бұрын
watching Bert cook stresses me out.
@milesdorst7120
@milesdorst7120 2 ай бұрын
FINALLY, my favorite episode of OG Something’s Burning! Crazy that Bert was able to get Kevin Hart as a guest on this show twice!
@10ftSamsquanchy
@10ftSamsquanchy 2 ай бұрын
Yeah. Super old episode
@jdub2100
@jdub2100 2 ай бұрын
Does anyone else feel like Mark absolutely did not want to be there? 💀
@brandonaitchison3747
@brandonaitchison3747 2 ай бұрын
FINALLY? You know it was available online so why were you waiting? Or you just out here jockin'?
@michaelstclaire
@michaelstclaire Ай бұрын
7:15 Mark cant control his comedy tourettes hilarious :)
@lilyellodude
@lilyellodude 9 күн бұрын
Mark getting in the oven.. Jessica saying no I should be in there.. then Mark saying.. "you already..." Gold
@SandraDee386
@SandraDee386 2 ай бұрын
Jessica is the best!
@johndreker1613
@johndreker1613 2 ай бұрын
Can we get Beard Meats Food on an episode of Something's Burning? Bert can cook him like eight pounds of food and see if he can finish it before the show ends. BMF used a clip from Bertcast in a recent video, where Paddy Pimblett (sp?) was talking about him. He passed a billion KZfaq views within the last few months. He would be amazing on this show!
@stevenjohann5435
@stevenjohann5435 2 ай бұрын
yes, bert, that's what you do.....thanks for the laughs.....but sometimes those smiles are at the most important moments, those times when a happy thought is difficult....for those times especially, thanks........much love, many props
@skitznick6012
@skitznick6012 Ай бұрын
Mark and jess I believe are legally part Bert now 😂😂 consumed enough of his DNA today 😂
@FJD894
@FJD894 2 ай бұрын
FINALLY! I’ve been wanting this episode back for years 😅
@vane200009
@vane200009 2 ай бұрын
2 of my top faves in the game
@TonyPhillips-jy7ev
@TonyPhillips-jy7ev Ай бұрын
Right laughter is the best medicine best opening to conversations
@MsBritanie73
@MsBritanie73 2 ай бұрын
This combo had me crying 😂.
@notoriouswes215
@notoriouswes215 Ай бұрын
Is nobody gonna talk about how funny it was when Bert says Do a impression of me trying not to puke at a airport bar and Marks massive Fart😂😂 COMEDY
@worldweary5750
@worldweary5750 11 күн бұрын
38:50 jessicas quip "I didnt know where it was heading" XD
@oliverbecker7904
@oliverbecker7904 11 күн бұрын
Mr. Normand from 1:02:24 to :02:35 would Look so good as a Clown in a Box . Just popping Out with those Hand gestures 😊
@oliverbecker7904
@oliverbecker7904 11 күн бұрын
Mr Kreischer you are a Comedy Genius and i think your Name has a German Influence . Mr Normand i havent Seen much of you but youre really funny !!! MS. kirson Last but Not least, i want to say that you really Push the right Buttons with your Comedy. And much more etc. Love to all' y'all
@jasminethompson9022
@jasminethompson9022 2 ай бұрын
I didn’t know Jessica too well before this god she’s an icon
@QuestionableQueefs
@QuestionableQueefs 2 ай бұрын
FYI, This is from 2018!!
@dannygreen592
@dannygreen592 2 ай бұрын
And now what, you know her?? lol
@ayce248
@ayce248 Ай бұрын
Watching comedians make other comedians laugh is very enjoyable ☺😂
@RyanMovingViolationz
@RyanMovingViolationz Ай бұрын
One of the best SB episodes. Jessica is a national treasure!!! She roasted my wife and I at one of her shows!!! It was awesome!
@amandaflores3914
@amandaflores3914 2 ай бұрын
This is by far my fav episode!
@chuckpugh5997
@chuckpugh5997 2 ай бұрын
The best one yet!!! I loved these three together, really enjoyed it!!
@TheDemonnat
@TheDemonnat 2 ай бұрын
one of my favorite episodes
@TheRhythmInside36
@TheRhythmInside36 25 күн бұрын
This show is a great platform for comics to be funny and real and a little vulnerable. Comics are going to save this sad, tough life we are living through.
@user-bi3wk5rx6w
@user-bi3wk5rx6w 2 ай бұрын
Fantastic episode!! LOVE Jessica and Mark. Way to go Bert!!❤❤❤
@hollyfilice2815
@hollyfilice2815 2 ай бұрын
Jessica is hilarious 😂 her with Mark. Great episode ❤😂😂😂
@sunshiney3617
@sunshiney3617 2 ай бұрын
Love Jessica!
@R.H.bladeNshade
@R.H.bladeNshade 2 ай бұрын
3 of my favorite people!! Hell yes!!! Thank you!
@Rebma12
@Rebma12 Ай бұрын
Best episode so far…..that was amazing!!!!
@sammie578
@sammie578 Ай бұрын
What a killer episode, the best so far IMO!
@chad624
@chad624 2 ай бұрын
This is my favorite episode. I thought I was going crazy when it got taken down and I couldn't find it!
@mjt4978
@mjt4978 2 ай бұрын
The camera quality, style of the kitchen and even their humour is so 2006. 😂
@carterfan80
@carterfan80 2 ай бұрын
Thanks for introducing me to her. Great comic
@totest9117
@totest9117 Ай бұрын
I agree with Bert at the end, I just saw Jessica not knowing who she is and she is absolutely hilarious.
@nicolemyers7340
@nicolemyers7340 Ай бұрын
Love them all great show guys. I need a Jess special. I have followed her for a long time and it is crazy that she doesn’t have one yet.
@mandyfischer3133
@mandyfischer3133 2 ай бұрын
Best episode, you 3 together Rock 🔥
@sheriswat2833
@sheriswat2833 Ай бұрын
I love Jessica, she was so funny in Madison, WI. We need to laugh more!!!
@nunyahappy6940
@nunyahappy6940 2 ай бұрын
Love your guests both equally are fricken awesome. Bert, more show, less tell. We SEE YOU.
@Serafina539
@Serafina539 Ай бұрын
I literally searched the podcast and subscribed to watch more bc Jessica 🫶🏼
@andybyrne3542
@andybyrne3542 16 күн бұрын
I was having a bad day until I watched this Mark and Jessica are hilarious!!, I must of blacked out also cause I didn’t see any from Bert, ever. 😂
@lacyrivers4338
@lacyrivers4338 2 ай бұрын
I’ve grown in 20 yrs hetero relationship to learn; I’m bisexual but currently choosing my man & I don’t believe monogamy is natural but we choose to practice it every day ❤😂❤
@ryanbozzelli983
@ryanbozzelli983 2 ай бұрын
Close to being my favorite episode
@russellstubbs2500
@russellstubbs2500 2 ай бұрын
That's the highest I've seen Bert 😂 a beautiful disaster thanks for the laughs
@je__.
@je__. 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 one of the best episode ever
@bussruss
@bussruss 2 ай бұрын
the fans need a stavy episode
@ThatOldStoner
@ThatOldStoner 2 ай бұрын
I took a hit just before the fart and immediately chucked it.
@ItsTheLedge
@ItsTheLedge 2 ай бұрын
This was a banger Bert!
@alexanderdavenport1127
@alexanderdavenport1127 2 ай бұрын
This is literally the second "Re-Release" of this episode .... Why does this work for comedians and no one else?
@PhenMas
@PhenMas Ай бұрын
the camera at the end with marks eye in the corner of the frame - gold lol
@kolpik3708
@kolpik3708 Ай бұрын
They are so brave eating food that dude touched. :D Truly a great episode. They were all at the top of their game. F^cking hilarious.
@schingh1973
@schingh1973 Ай бұрын
Saw Jessica at the Comedy Store and seeing her in London, ON this summer with Tom Segura and Bobby Lee. I’ve been lucky to see all 3 now. I couldn’t buy the tickets fast enough. They’re all killers live!
@zacharylala5566
@zacharylala5566 2 ай бұрын
“I’ve heard of the smelling sauce, I’ve never heard of the ball tap” mark ! Mark! Mark!
@randallreeves5131
@randallreeves5131 24 күн бұрын
If Mark and Jessica went on 1. Hey Babe 2.YMH 3.Tiger Belly together it would be the greatest comedy podcast trilogy in history....
@tonydelacruz6207
@tonydelacruz6207 Ай бұрын
Mark closing the drawer with his elbow is hilarious
@mikem1457
@mikem1457 2 ай бұрын
For the algorithm. But this was funny as all fuggin get out. The after meal conversation was so good. Chef's kiss
@subject6363
@subject6363 Ай бұрын
Best episode ever!!!
@esotericchef86
@esotericchef86 Ай бұрын
I got a cramp from laughing, this was so good 😂😂
@savmarie5429
@savmarie5429 2 ай бұрын
Release all of S1!
@SsMesh480
@SsMesh480 Ай бұрын
This id actually a healthy and delicious breakfast! Good job Bert!
@giancarlamacaluso
@giancarlamacaluso Ай бұрын
I love these guys plus I love your version of shak Shula!!
@theralpha
@theralpha 2 ай бұрын
Mark is awesome
@damians9694
@damians9694 2 ай бұрын
I'm really happy with your content and something's burning is a favorite of mine. Keep up the good work and don't listen to the poors 😅❤
@doobieblaze1628
@doobieblaze1628 2 ай бұрын
Bloody garlic with extra saliva.... Who's hungry? Epic episode! ✌️❤️
@elijahschuman68
@elijahschuman68 Ай бұрын
I taste vodka, no…that’s your blood 😂 Mark DOES NOT MISS
@mitchgoulson2294
@mitchgoulson2294 Ай бұрын
This is one of the funniest hours of all time
@enichols1979
@enichols1979 Ай бұрын
This was awesome.
@deaddai
@deaddai 2 ай бұрын
I feel like the splotches on Bert’s shirt keep moving around between cuts. Like Igor’s hump in Young Frankenstein.
@tommyconnolly7749
@tommyconnolly7749 Ай бұрын
He was quite as they were trying it... praying to the Lord that no one gets violently ill after eating eat!
@caileycusick1058
@caileycusick1058 2 ай бұрын
I love Jessica!
@jrmiles5437
@jrmiles5437 2 ай бұрын
Killer combo
@nedsdead3874
@nedsdead3874 Ай бұрын
You have no idea how happy I am that this has been reuploaded holy shit
@drporkchop242
@drporkchop242 Ай бұрын
Mark was digging into that ice-cream big time 😂😂
@ba_carvajal
@ba_carvajal Ай бұрын
My wish is to sit front row and get roasted by both Mark and Jessica :D Love you for having them on the podcast Bart
@QuestionableQueefs
@QuestionableQueefs 2 ай бұрын
I’m a simple woman, I see Jessi I click even though this is a reupload from 2018
@bruz1953
@bruz1953 2 ай бұрын
is it really?
@QuestionableQueefs
@QuestionableQueefs 2 ай бұрын
@@bruz1953 yes it’s from 2018
@anonymous-ws1ww
@anonymous-ws1ww 2 ай бұрын
Wait why re-upload?
@QuestionableQueefs
@QuestionableQueefs 2 ай бұрын
@@anonymous-ws1ww barstool owned the first season
@dannydropshot9588
@dannydropshot9588 Ай бұрын
@@QuestionableQueefsI was wondering what the deal was with that. It’s crazy to me that this is like 6 years old now.
@Atm8y
@Atm8y 2 ай бұрын
I LOVE U JESSICA
@CalvinRC
@CalvinRC 2 ай бұрын
"that was just two strokes, like a moped" holy shit lmfao mark is unstoppable
@Oyimtalkingtoyou
@Oyimtalkingtoyou Ай бұрын
You made me forget my shit afternoon, thankyou xx loved all 3 of you
@bluesyjazzcat31
@bluesyjazzcat31 Ай бұрын
This is so funny! How can we get more of mark and Jessica? 😂
@iriegomez9711
@iriegomez9711 Ай бұрын
The knife skills seen here is brought to you by the foundation of lost fingers.
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