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Mark Zuckerberg's Shirts - Tales From the Internet
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@twig8523 Жыл бұрын
Working-class cosplay. First realized this when an old landlord was bragging about how great his $60 plain white tee was.
@gabrielmalta1962 Жыл бұрын
This. They want to be relatable to us, so they mimmick our habits using theit vast amounts of wealth
@gabe_s_videos Жыл бұрын
"Working class cosplay" Is that anything like "slumming it"?
@gabrielmalta1962 Жыл бұрын
@@gabe_s_videos pretty much
@twig8523 Жыл бұрын
@Gabe Schleifer It's connected. It's what they wear when slumming it, but more often is just what they'll wear going about their bougey lives without even pretending to slum it.
@luckyy3691 Жыл бұрын
This one dude I met, who owned a $2 million skyscraper condo in front of a major lake as well as property in other noteworthy places, would dress like a total fucking bum while out shopping. Ratty gray hoodie with holes, faded blue jeans, Birkenstocks with socks, unkempt gray hair, non flashy credit card for every day purchases, would only buy stuff on sale. The only reason I knew he was wealthy and powerful was because I was invited to the building by a certain friend. But it opened my eyes to how the powerful remain under the radar and keep their money in check, at a time when I was really into flashing logos and status symbols. They avoid unnecessary attention, both from their enemies and the law. "Wealth Whispers".
@Wnick1996 Жыл бұрын
The fact that his common wardrobe is possibly more expensive than a decent three peice suit is shocking
@garystinnett8321 Жыл бұрын
That's how they don't look poor. If that was a Hanes cut with scratchy cotton/poly, he would look poor again. The giveaway is how the collar hangs on the neckline, and how the sleeves hang.
@garystinnett8321 Жыл бұрын
Also, Hanes' models are pictured in custom tailored t-shirts.
@shuruff904 Жыл бұрын
If I was gonna wear expensive tee shirts, I'd at least get Lacoste 🐊, or at the very least, Polo 🏇
@JK-gm6kk Жыл бұрын
His shirts do fit pretty good though, I will say.
@tarotsushima3332 Жыл бұрын
Yeah tbh. Just because he's got money doesn't mean his fashion sense has elevated beyond that of your typical college student.
@Flaccidtetris Жыл бұрын
Romanian Shrek casually being thrown in absolutely killed me
@Evan.280 Жыл бұрын
Ngl with the amount of poop stories you’ve covered, I thought the title said “Mark Zuckerbergs shits”
@slashbat2375 Жыл бұрын
This is so funny, just a few days ago I was talking about how celebrities wear clothes that cost $3000 from brands you've never heard of but look like it's off the rack from walmart
@fftv3875 Жыл бұрын
If you build it they will come
@jamesrosewell9081 Жыл бұрын
You could not get a Brioni suit at Walmart
@slashbat2375 Жыл бұрын
@@jamesrosewell9081 read my comment again, you clearly didn't understand it
@lizardwomanfromearthscore Жыл бұрын
Hey, a video about my most successful cousin. He was full of dreams when he left the core. I'm glad he achieved some of them!
@danielclark-hughes692 Жыл бұрын
😆
@therealtony2009 Жыл бұрын
the core?
@louieo.blevinsmusic4197 Жыл бұрын
@@therealtony2009 read the username
@RafaelSouza-pr4gs Жыл бұрын
"achieved *some* of them" 100% implies zuck is still fixing to dominate the world at some point
@robbobbrah8953 Жыл бұрын
Civilians man... civilians.
@RaspberryPastry Жыл бұрын
Imagine sincerely trying to say you're saving energy you'd be spending picking out clothes for serving your community, like... How much agony are you going through just picking out a shirt in the morning
@hawktalon7890 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I spend a total of maybe 5 seconds thinking about what I'm wearing out of the house. 😂
@SeekerGoldstone Жыл бұрын
You didnt listen to what he said, huh? Every decision contributes to the degradation of the quality of decisions you make. Choosing a tshirt and cereal in the morning makes you have poorer decision making skills in the evening.
@Jaymic Жыл бұрын
I can't believe you didn't mention that during Mark's sweaty interview, he was wearing some weird blazer with sigils and shit on the inside of it. That was weirder than the sweating.
@Gatorade69 Жыл бұрын
Illuminati confirmed.
@sagevoyage Жыл бұрын
I thought that's what this video was gonna be about at first
@Toleich Жыл бұрын
Was going to make the same comment. Here's a reply to push it to the top.
@No_Liiife Жыл бұрын
@@Toleich here's another reply to push it past the top
@EggfriedRiece93 Жыл бұрын
@@No_Liiife here’s another reply to go even further beyond!!!!
@Pehmokettu Жыл бұрын
Some celebrities wear same clothes every day just to mess with the paparazzi. It is more difficult to sell photos if gossip magazines who buys them thinks that the photo is old because the clothes are exactly the same as in the older photos. 😊
@CantTellYou Жыл бұрын
Seems like it’d be a lot more fun to just wear full blown disguises
@Gatorade69 Жыл бұрын
@@CantTellYou A dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
@homeland1128 Жыл бұрын
Daniel Radcliffe 😎
@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of that part in the infamous fanfic "trapped in a island with josh hutcherson" where josh is described as wearing a $40 grey shirt
@johnbailey8103 Жыл бұрын
The most shocking part of this video is how good of a guy Bruno Cuccinelli is with how much money he has
@CantTellYou Жыл бұрын
Italians are good people. When has an Italian person done anything bad?
@informalnarwhals Жыл бұрын
@TMVGemini24 (Pee) but dont let the bad apple spoil the bunch :0
@broken_clock_right_twice Жыл бұрын
@@CantTellYou right, cuz the mafia are upstanding folks
@JimboJuice Жыл бұрын
@@informalnarwhals tony soprano
@StellaFangX Жыл бұрын
@@informalnarwhals The bunch got spoiled alright after decades of demagogs doing dumb decisions up until today. Young italians are only getting more and more reasons to leave the boot instead of staying there.
@WhimsicottFanatic Жыл бұрын
I honestly don't know if this video is meant specifically to be an "April Fools Special", or was just in the works and coincidentally happened to be finished for April Fools, but in either case, it's nice to have some actual content to watch As opposed to the usual for April Fools with KZfaq, y'know, an abundance of "I'm leaving KZfaq" or "Here's a video I know most of my viewership would love to see-PSYCHE! Golly, you sure are an idiot for liking my content"
@CantTellYou Жыл бұрын
Nah this is just a legitimate video of Whang very seriously discussing the ins & outs of Zuckerborg’s shirt choices
@fartballs4905 Жыл бұрын
I can tell you’re fun at parties
@Gatorade69 Жыл бұрын
@@fartballs4905 He isn't... because he's never actually invited to any parties and that one time he tried hosting one nobody actually showed up.
@TrineDaely Жыл бұрын
There's some good ones on Fascinating Horror and Maritime Horrors. Plainly Difficult's looks like one but isn't.
@WhimsicottFanatic Жыл бұрын
@@fartballs4905 Fun question: When was the last time you unironically laughed at the ol' "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke, the original, with no actual unique spin? I'm guessing *years,* if even ever at all April Fools on KZfaq every year is basically like if your whole neighborhood knocked on your door and 60% of them just told you the plain "Chicken crossed the road" joke and nothing else But at least the other 40% tell jokes that are actually well structured and funny, so there's that, you just dunno which you're getting until you open the door
@foxyfoxington2651 Жыл бұрын
His wardrobe always struck me as being very "things human beings wear".
@baval5 Жыл бұрын
The Toejam and Earl music while Mark speaks like an alien about how he needs to make no decisions on his clothes to maximize his Facebook community service brain space is ingenious.
@pkmntrainerlilly5 Жыл бұрын
Decision fatigue *is* a thing. We make 35,000 micro decisions in a day, and it can be effective to lighten that mental load with something as simple as not having to decide what to wear, especially if you don't care about fashion at all.
@baval5 Жыл бұрын
@@pkmntrainerlilly5 If we make 35,000 micro decisions a day, im really not convinced lowering it to 34,996 by not picking your shirt, pants, underwear, and socks is going to change that much.
@DevinCorrington Жыл бұрын
@@pkmntrainerlilly5 This is especially common for people on the spectrum such as myself. It doesn't just end with wardrobe. I commonly eat the same things every day and have very specific routines I follow daily. Zuckerberg himself seems to show many signs of being on the spectrum himself. For some people like me, making decisions like what clothes to wear at a given time uses about the same mental energy as taking a pop quiz. It comes down to having issues with executive functions. Also fashion just isn't important to me. It's all about comfort. Things like tags and certain materials can cause overstimulation so keeping things simple and familiar is comforting for me.
@marksierra3522 Жыл бұрын
I didn't know he only wore gray shirts. Never even thought about it.
@CantTellYou Жыл бұрын
He _did_ only wear them, but his software has since been updated
@colinchung9722 Жыл бұрын
@@CantTellYou I guess the suits were limited time DLCs?
@HungerGamesFan88 Жыл бұрын
honestly ive fuckin dreamed about having dozens of copies of a single outfit for like 90% of the time. always looks the same on me, no unexpected textures, simplifies the laundry a shitton.
@lockhartswholesale3242 Жыл бұрын
Happy to work on the wax with ya! We've been handling LOADS of WHANG'S all day long to get them sent out. Enjoy everyone!
@mr.whimsic6902 Жыл бұрын
I hate how I can't tell if the hundred dollar t-shirts are a joke or not.
@Baard5Szomoru Жыл бұрын
@Don't Read My Profile Picture take your sorcery back to Tamriel
@DJPERK Жыл бұрын
They’re very comfortable
@mamaharumi Жыл бұрын
I'll pay 50 or so for a good quality shirt, but hundreds? No.
@Bob.martens Жыл бұрын
They're not.
@Bringadingus Жыл бұрын
It's not a joke, and they're $900 apiece, not $100.
@TickleEyes Жыл бұрын
If literally anyone other than Whang made this video, i wouldn’t even click on it 😂
@TickleEyes Жыл бұрын
This ain’t a jab at the video itself. I’m just a Whang dick rider
@lisahoshowsky4251 Жыл бұрын
This is also one of those cases where “money talks but wealth whispers” the truly rich aren’t wearing clothes slapped with bougie brand logos or instantly recognizable brand styles, they’re wearing plain looking clothes that cost hundreds or thousands but look like they cost 10’s of dollars. They’re covert and comfortable in their wealth vs people like the kardashians (just as a well known example) who are screaming their money with their clothes. The truly wealthy could walk down the street and you probably wouldn’t be able to pick them out at first glance.
@ScrawnyTreeDemon Жыл бұрын
This
@eqprog Жыл бұрын
Yup, I used to be a cashier at a gas station for a few years and one of my regular customers would always be wearing a dirty/stained wife-beater and a baseball cap every time he came in. He was a literal oil billionaire.
@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves Жыл бұрын
100% this. At the same time, we have something like haute couture - where the clothes being shown are stupidly expensive AND ugly to boot, but why? Because haute couture is ART and you're not supposed to look good wearing it, you're wearing a statement that says "I have more money than you could ever spend in your entire lifetime, I'm wearing the Mona Lisa of clothes". Being rich has a lot of perks, but also a lot of insanity is what I'm trying to say. You can be a vain and shallow Kardashian or a comfortable and unassuming Mark Zuckerberg (aside from the lizard-people shtick)
@CantTellYou Жыл бұрын
Why not take it a step more & try to appear homeless? I’d 100% trick you peasants with that shit if I was super wealthy
@minxstole93 Жыл бұрын
Or they're like John Waters who pays thousands to wear weird designer clothes that look like he bought them off a hobo. 😅
@WalterWhite.711 Жыл бұрын
It's frustrating when the humor behind the hundred dollar t shirts is not immediately apparent and I am left unsure if it's a genuine product or a joke
@princetchalla2441 Жыл бұрын
@Muh Election was stolen maybe the joke is that there is no joke?
@Shin_Lona Жыл бұрын
@muhelectionwasstolen7253 Especially when they're made at the same Chinese sweat shop as the $10 3-pack.
@darthmauve Жыл бұрын
walter white real
@subratadhar7698 Жыл бұрын
its real. those t shirts are indeed expensive.
@jamesrosewell9081 Жыл бұрын
Cucinelli is a legendary Italian suitmaker, yes it's real
@Mephitinae Жыл бұрын
0:20 Wow, even the "rich" guy is too frivolous for me. 98 dollars for shoes? As if I would pay anything above 50.
@WastedScoundrel Жыл бұрын
Ha, you actually pay for shoes? Just steal 'em.
@truewantsaband Жыл бұрын
How is the poor guy’s phone $ 6,000?? How is he considered poor if he can eat and spend all that money
@Calvin_Coolage Жыл бұрын
I'd pay that much for good comfy workboots. Because nothing's worse than cheap workboots dieing on you.
@Tinlion09 Жыл бұрын
@@truewantsaband I'm pretty sure this meme dates back to the late '00s, when expensive portable music players were still en vogue. Note the wired headphones and baggy cargo pants. That, or it's supposed to be a FLAC player, which are _still_ really bulky and run in the thousands. Audiophiles, man.
@Mephitinae Жыл бұрын
@@Calvin_Coolage Good call, I was thinking of street wear.
@vrakathen9332 Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe he talked about the sweaty Zuckerberg incident but didn’t talk about what was inside the hoodie when they had him take it off.
@ZapperRS Жыл бұрын
Only whang could make a video about such topics, and I love it
@Sxcottie Жыл бұрын
@Don't Read My Profile Picture don't read my- stfu
@zacheryhershberger7508 Жыл бұрын
As an academic, I can say with a straight face that Whang is doing incredibly important work.
@danielclark-hughes692 Жыл бұрын
From poop scissors and 'the jar' to the Zucc and his $900 t-shirts
@Shin_Lona Жыл бұрын
An academic would say that...
@SR-mz8nn Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen him IRL at a mall with his wife. He does indeed wear basic clothes. Baggy shorts, the plain shirt, and flip flops. He’s super chill in public and fits in.
@chronic_payne5669 Жыл бұрын
$46.00 for a plain cotton t-shirt is affordable? Holy shit, I know I’m poor … but damn that’s not affordable
@Gatorade69 Жыл бұрын
I'd rather just buy a 5$ white tee so I can spend the rest on drugs.
@rubyy.7374 Жыл бұрын
@@Gatorade69 I’d judge you but my drug is high-end electronics.
@nejdalej Жыл бұрын
No, £46.99 isn't affordable for a plain tee. Some people can buy a whole wardrobe for that money.
@Gatorade69 Жыл бұрын
@@rubyy.7374 I feel you. I was always chasing the latest and (almost) greatest PC components, then depression and awful stuff happened and I turned to just getting f**ked up all the time. However I'm mostly over that and now I'm back to building PCs, and of course when I manage to get my hands on a 3070 the 40 series is introduced 4 months later. Also chasing retro electronics and old games (which are now expensive).
@Coopersville Жыл бұрын
I have designer shirts that I've slept in for twenty years that still look new. I'd say that's a pretty good value. Things are still built to last if you know where to spend your money.
@ShredderN64Alt Жыл бұрын
I had no idea about the interview where he was sweating profusely. I completely missed that joke in the MDE World Peace sketch where they kill him.
@PieLordCollin Жыл бұрын
Babe wake up new Whang
@Nerdtendo6366 Жыл бұрын
People talking about the t-shirt but I’m focused on how he has his own Mustache Wax now
@Erinski Жыл бұрын
4:50 I stop paying attention and start vibing to the music whenever music from the original TJ and E starts playing. Best original game soundtrack ever, imo.
@craghack701 Жыл бұрын
That's the ad time I'm looking for in my videos. Pretty spot on when you advertise a custom moustache wax and you look dapper af. I'll be buying a tin of that
@compatriot852 Жыл бұрын
0:28 Romanian Shrek speaking facts. Why buy anything when you can have it for free. Now that's the Romanian Dream
@RustyNips Жыл бұрын
I'd definitely end up wearing some Hawaiian shirt, strawhat and some shades or something like that when I'm expected to be in a suit if I was some famous billionaire
@Knight_Astolfo Жыл бұрын
nope, gotta do the power move: show up naked and tell everyone you paid 80,000 dollars for this suit.
@RustyNips Жыл бұрын
@@Knight_Astolfo that's more like red carpet attire
@tarampryce1372 Жыл бұрын
I once went through a month or three almost only wearing the same 4. black t-shirts and 4 black walkmart yoga pants. it was the best month of my life.i often think back on it.the anxiety picking out clothes every morning gives me is actually quite a bit. society doesn't accept that kind of behavior so I force myself to have a varied wardrode
@thenelsonbruhs722 Жыл бұрын
I don’t really think society cares how you dress as long as it’s not overly revealing and you have decent hygiene
@mathieuleader8601 Жыл бұрын
Zuckerberg's T-Shirt's is like Bart's wardrobe just the same shirt on repeat
@knottheory79220 Жыл бұрын
The problem is if you're lower, working or middle class you need clothes that make you look like you're richer than you actually are much worse than someone who's actually rich.
@EdgarAllanPogo Жыл бұрын
The fact he got a sponsor on an April Fool's joke shitpost. Mans can't stop winning
@_gorezone_ Жыл бұрын
I made this decision a few years ago. I found a shirt I liked, as well as pants, underwear, and socks and just kept buying new ones as I retired older ones. It's honestly pretty amazing.
@Lenape_Lady Жыл бұрын
I’m a girl. But I’m gonna do everything in my power to grow a mustache so I can buy that wax 😚
@teethgrinder83 Жыл бұрын
You'd probably grow one faster than me-i just turned 40 today and I still can't grow a decent 'tache or beard 😂 after about a week I just look like a teenager who hasn't learned to shave so I just shave every day or 2 lol so yeah, you go for it!
@MechanicalMooCow Жыл бұрын
@@teethgrinder83 low T beta lmao
@teethgrinder83 Жыл бұрын
@@MechanicalMooCow sure mate. I'm guessing you're American? Because I know many Americans aren't good with understanding self-deprecating humour and the subtleties that mean that sort of humour isn't necessarily meant to all be taken on face value
@nyancat.123 Жыл бұрын
@@teethgrinder83 Americans online when someone replies to a woman with self deprecating humor (I'm American)
@teethgrinder83 Жыл бұрын
@@nyancat.123 "many" Americans i did make a point of saying 😉 because sure as hell there are some from the UK just as bad!
@WillyKillya Жыл бұрын
God, I wish you would put out content a little more often but I don't want you to skimp on the quality, it's just that I find them to be the most entertaining and fun videos that I to which I am subscribe.
@Nerdtendo6366 Жыл бұрын
4:50 people talk about how advanced A.I. has become yet even in 2014 we could see how advanced this it was. Mind blowing stuff
@angelaengle12 Жыл бұрын
13:28 I wonder if Mark played IMVU and was like "This is genius, I'm making my own virtual universe".
@MrMegaManFan Жыл бұрын
Was not expecting the Puzzle Bobble/Bust-a-Move music for this topic... but somehow it fits (like Zuck's shirts).
@PeachiPrism Жыл бұрын
More people need iconic clothes. I like his Tom Scott approach of having 20 of the same shirt.
@DJPERK Жыл бұрын
They’re very comfortable apparently. Hand sewn in a weave type pattern with incredible soft fabric. I think…
@fpsVAMPZ Жыл бұрын
YOOO I've been doing this for like 11 years now. I own about 15 copies of the same outfit. Keepin it consistent.
@MlTCH Жыл бұрын
I own a couple plain grey t-shirts myself. Time to start a tech company.
@a-bloke-named-chris9805 Жыл бұрын
the guy who makes zuck's shirt is a actually a good guy, surprising takeaway
@retro_jojo3159 Жыл бұрын
The bubsy soundtrack is unironically amazing.
@generalzar0ff Жыл бұрын
Justin wearing a MeatCanyon shirt gives me great joy ❤️
@toeknee3868 Жыл бұрын
It always starts to be an amazing day when I see that you've uploaded...
@Realunmaker Жыл бұрын
I'm still not convinced half of this is made up as an april fools joke and yet it all sound so genuine truly an exellent choice of a topic for a day like this
@MagdaleneDivine Жыл бұрын
I honestly never knew mustaches needed.... A wax And that it's a... Product.
@whitewolf262 Жыл бұрын
Sure, if you want to style it, wax is quite useful after all, how else do you think whang's moustache gets that little curl?
@qwertydog9795 Жыл бұрын
mf could go back in time and sell that shit to Salvador Dali!
@ModernHorrorGaming Жыл бұрын
i love when you do videos without body fluids, its always great 😅
@barrishautomotive Жыл бұрын
I do basically the same thing. I have like 20 plain black t shirts and a dozen pairs of identical pants and a half dozen pairs of identical shorts. If I'm wearing anything different it's a special occasion. Just more efficient that way.
@CantTellYou Жыл бұрын
It makes sense but I don’t quite get his own reasoning 😂 Like, can’t we just..not make a choice? Just grab whatever shirt’s on top of the stack or at the end of the rack & that’s it for the day. They don’t necessarily have to be all identical for there not to be any oooohhhh such difficult choices (yup) to be made
@ReiYuriko Жыл бұрын
@@CantTellYouas an autistic person there is a difference for me. I feel way more relaxed wearing the same outfit every day. It’s not just the fact that I don’t have to make a choice though that is a large part of it. Having the same feel and the same look is relaxing. I think many neurodivergent people feel this way.
@goncalo33 10 ай бұрын
@@CantTellYou Yeah, but it takes less time if stuff's predictable. If his motives are true, applying that concept to a lot of stuff in his life can make his routine super efficient.
@robbzooi Жыл бұрын
40 euros for a single shirt sounds insane when you live right above a store that sells plain, black shirts for 3euros a pop
@mavericktide3953 Жыл бұрын
It’s a good day when Whang post a video
@nymphmythic454 Жыл бұрын
He wants to look quote "cool and dry instead of sweaty and nervous" I don't know why that's so funny to me
@hedera1332 Жыл бұрын
5:00 His mannerisms, man. He really is a robot lmao.
@TwattWaffleWhitney Жыл бұрын
After dealing with body issues my whole life, I finally got rid of all my clothes, went to Joannes and got 5 black T shirts and 5 long sleeve shirts: each for $5 dollars. I have 1 pair of jeans and 5 pair of leggings. I haven't thought about what to wear for 3 years
@thecianinator Жыл бұрын
I cannot possibly express how much I appreciate the Caldor shout out
@ldawg7117 Жыл бұрын
Finally, someone else besides me who appreciated that lol. Surprised so few people mentioned that. I guess it makes sense though, seeing as I think the last one closed in 99.. so a very large portion of viewers are too young, so have no idea wtf it is and didn't give it a second thought.. which also makes me feel really old, seeing as "too young" accounts for people in their mid 20's even. Remember going to Caldor all the time with my mom, in Ellicott City Maryland, as a kid.. before it turned into a Kmart. Which I'm fairly certain are all extinct now, too.. (or very nearly)
@lenehammero7274 Жыл бұрын
as an average black turtleneck wearer daily in the winter, i get bullied a lot. BUT! it's uniform accepted and I like overtime
@x3ll3nmusic Жыл бұрын
I love how many youtubers decided to make very believable videos for April Fools just to bamboozle their viewers. Among them, yours stand out as one of the most carefully crafted :)
@jimmymetal713 Жыл бұрын
I get that I want to dress like a cartoon and wear the same stuff every day, I did that with everything but shirts. I had a bunch of Dickies shorts, 24 pairs of socks, and 3 different pairs of shoes I would rotate. I had a few different hoodies and Jnco jeans when cold, but as I hit high school it was easier to dress that way instead of sitting there deciding what to wear everyday.
@pablowentscobar Жыл бұрын
I have metal band t shirts for special occasions and about 200 Hanes black pocket t's for everyday, and either dark gray or black shorts. Even for winter. I live in NH, so winter I wear knee high wool socks and summer it's ankle high socks.
@relaxrallex Жыл бұрын
I bet you spent a good minute picking out what shirt you were gonna wear for this video. Nice video Whang! Keep up the good work ✌️
@syntheticteapot Жыл бұрын
I mean I kinda get it. I straight up only wear burgundy because it's just easier and doesn't show stains as much if at all. Plus, someone told me I looked good in burgundy and that's all I needed.
@quietman208 Жыл бұрын
It’s the same reason I bought a pack of black t-shirts and now that’s majority of my wardrobe. I’m not really a fashion guy, so I find is really comfortable and simple.
@ashtondellinger5207 Жыл бұрын
my dad as the same mindset about clothing...he wears a giant waterproof t-shirt with a bass on it everyday. he calls it his "mosquito shirt"
@crankypantsmcduff Жыл бұрын
No matter how much money, some people with it still can't buy class and I want to smell that tasche, it's a fantastic mustache 👌
@gabrielborges7909 Жыл бұрын
Love the Puzzle Bobble theme at the intro.
@armata143 Жыл бұрын
I didn't know you could buy shirts for lizards
@rosecity_chris Жыл бұрын
I should be a billionaire by now for all the shopping at Ross and Payless my mom did as a kid
@gunbuster718 Жыл бұрын
Yo, that pic of Flushing Caldor gives me a trip down memory lane.
@zalz Жыл бұрын
Homie is a real life npc
@Knifegash Жыл бұрын
How do you bring up the on-stage sweating scene and not discuss the esoteric symbols that compose his company's ''mission statement'' on the inside of his sweater?
@Disciple0fMetal Жыл бұрын
That's the ol puzzle bubble or Bust a move theme at the beginning. Nice.
@TransistorBased Жыл бұрын
Hey, I'm not that frivolous. I absolutely did need numerous instruments and watches and firearms and PC parts. You got to remember, it's drip or drown 😎
@notarabbit1752 Жыл бұрын
the decision fatigue thing is so fucked up to me. Like you are getting rid of a normal human method of self expression so you can focus more of your life on "products."
@Nylak-Otter Жыл бұрын
It depends on what your job is. I wear the same thing every day because I don't really interact with many people (I'm an animal behaviorist). If I need to look professional for clients, I have two sets of the same business casual/still pretty flexible and durable outfit for looking like I know what I'm doing, but easy to wear so I can walk around a muddy farm in sleet being tackled by dogs without being put out. Self expression doesn't need to change every day. My clothes are my favorite brand and style, very comfortable and durable, and my favorite colors.
@kraktjoetv Жыл бұрын
i guess it's a balance. there are the meaningless decisions you make that have no impact on your self expression that will drain you, those are the ones you should routinize and phase out. and the ones that do impact your expression and are important to you, those are the ones you should be dedicating decisionmaking energy to.
@tapedeccard Жыл бұрын
You accidentally humanized the Zuck. You’ve done the impossible. Bravo.
@trshboat2020 Жыл бұрын
Let's get this mustache hold, I'm taking your word, ordered and waiting.
@fenderman1_407 Жыл бұрын
mans bringing rural Italy back to life one t-shirt at a time ZUK: but I’m sweaty..
@Aetium Жыл бұрын
I wear cheap plain shirts and don't eat avocado toast AND can't afford a house. checkmate boomers
@ImperatorSomnium Жыл бұрын
So... It's time for me to grow a mustache
@smileygladhands Жыл бұрын
7:43 you missed the opportunity to insert a "SHTOYLE" 😂 RIIIIIIIGHT
@ForgieDusker Жыл бұрын
i'm used to hearing the same old retro game music in the background of these videos, but hearing what i recall as the Bust A Move theme took me back lmao
@theshenpartei Жыл бұрын
Mark Zuckerberg should of got into the shirt industry Happy April fools day
@B_dev Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, optimizing workflow by making as few decisions as possible but taking a vacation to get custom designer clothes 💀 EDIT: At least some of their money is going to ACTUAL charity lmao
@ChaosStep Жыл бұрын
Seth Brundle said "Learned it from Einstein. This way I don't have to expand my thought on what I have to wear next, I just grab the next set on the rack."
@owlbme Жыл бұрын
I typically skip sponsors but I watched this one. Just checked out the website and the prices are reasonable, so I think I'll give it a try.
@RepresentWV Жыл бұрын
Good job. It is very good and important that you consume product.
@Qlipphoth Жыл бұрын
I feel like this makes him look way more evil in my eyes now, he has a disregard for free will and choice, even small decisions are what makes us who we are
@Nylak-Otter Жыл бұрын
I have the free will to wear the same clothes every day, and you have the free will to not. I wear basically the same clothes every day for the same reasons as the lizard king here, only I don't actually interact with many people professionally, so no one is there to care. I don't want to waste an extra 5-10 minutes of my daily life trying to mix and match a new outfit every day, when my only clients are animals.
@fruitygarlic3601 Жыл бұрын
He's probably just autistic or into minimalism, or both. His choice to eliminate choice-fatigue for himself is not what makes him ghoulish.
@Flowmaster925 Жыл бұрын
i like wearing the same clothes people ask i say "i like cartoons" , you can do different stuff throughout life while not worrying about what you look like
@ShinFahima Жыл бұрын
Toejam and Earl OST definitely fits Zuckerborg. XD
@seanchan4478 Жыл бұрын
He's like a cartoon, bart Simpson has been rocking orange shirt and blue shorts for 30+ years
@amayanekonya Жыл бұрын
Despite my lack of mustache, I feel compelled own this mustache wax
@gertywhatagash_ Жыл бұрын
Toejam and Earl will be stuck in my head for days now.
@gimmeallthebingbong Жыл бұрын
Bubble shooter!!! Omg that song gave me crazy nostalgia
@gnbman Жыл бұрын
Jesse Eisenberg should have reprised the role for a skit when the Cambridge Analytica scandal came out.
@catmanfish Жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna lie. I own 10 identical black t-shirts, 3 pairs of identical black dickies, and like 40 sets of identical black socks. No matter how much money I had, I will wear the exact same thing. I am a living cartoon character when it comes to my wardrobe.
@Unfrozen_Caveman_Lawyer1 Жыл бұрын
I recognize the Toejam and Earl theme! Nice throwback.
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