Excuse me Look amazing 😱😵 I think it's time to take you to AA now!!!!

I like only like punisher and deadpool from mainstream comics but really nothing else. So it'll be fine. I'll be fine. It's okay. Watch the stocks plummet and the industry burn. No problemo.

A bit dissapointed in you Drinker, even Sargon managed to punch a lot harder than that and he allways pulls his punches.

You paid this man....surely...is it truly getting this bad?

To be honest, if this was made a parody... It would actually be quite popular. I would buy several issues, if it was satire.

>*suprised pikachu face*

Hahahahaha

LMAO

seriously Marvel is run by retards, seriously not even far Left like this shit

I work with one of those far left dingbats and even they said the safespace/snowflake thing is way over the top.

Trailblazer's weakness: just a mirror

Trailblazer's weakness: Stairways... 🤣🤣🤣

All meet darkseid and are erased.

ben shapiro new super villain confirmed xD

Figured Screentime's weakness would be internet liquid or internet solid.

Let's just make another batman and take a nap.

Y'know what? I'd actually be interested in seeing a "passing of the torch", so to speak. Write a story about Captain America getting older and training his successor. And if you're so desperate for token representation, make the successor *insert target identity here*. But don't make the story about that - make it about trying to live in the shadow of a legend like Cap - trying to live up to his example and failing, but growing through failure.

@@Harrier42861 preach.

@@Harrier42861 that I like it, I probably buy that if that ever exist

@@septicbro what sort of literal abomination are you

This is kind of the best spin you can have. Let them keep shoveling out these characters to show how bankrupt they are of ideas or character.

This is a crime against comics someone call ghost rider we need some vengeance

This is parody, and I refuse to believe otherwise. It's just too perfect.

But still they had to use an existing comic for that

He's not debasing pre-existing characters, and he's given everyone something to laugh at. I see this as an absolute win, and I don't even read comics.

Sarkkinator No, that’s just the writer

Don't forget about Sergeant Simp!

OK, that was f*cking funny right there.

I think Captain Cuck is their leader

Lmfaoo

That my friend is so true...

Nailed it 👌

I think the last part was what really hit the nail on the head. These are comics to people who don't read comics.

They don't care about comics, they care about fighting imaginary enemies who like comics, so therefore comics need to be "improved" with their messaging. And since that poor soy-milk-victim of a writer isn't about to actually try "punching a fascist" (or opening a pickle jar without help) this is the next best thing in his mind.

@Bruce Wayne no kidding.. if I was a parent I wouldn't even let my child watch such garbage...

Let's make everything shit... thanks comic book guy

Welcome to the 21st century

@@balsamon69 "Dont be inspired by extraordinary individuals, only want everyone else to be worse than you"

@@simos6jipros154 The morning prayer of (most) Twitter users

@@balsamon69 This is what happens when you never play sports. These people have no team spirit, no aspirations for greatness, no feeling of responsibility to help the younger generation. Just a bunch of selfish, narcissistic losers

I am so sorry for your loss man

Damn I'm sorry for your but Marvel probably won't ever realize that these comics are our childhood and not some political tool. This sucks honestly.

My Lord...

YES, When they killed Thanos, they killed the wrong guy... The real person they should have targeted is a twinkie like the freak that came up with this new crap for Marvel..

It's like WW2 huh

@Slak Kap ENDGAME ISN'T CANON! It is a "What if!" Spoof.

Thanos did absolutely nothing wrong

forsen1

Carlos Acevedo nor is sucking dick (gay) yet theyll create a character that sucks dick and uses some power taken from already established characters.

@@patrioticcat5768 uhm, sure? I get your point but, kind of a weird way to put it lol.

Name: Snowflake Personality: Gay

@Sandy V. I think his point is that your sexual orientation is also not a personality trait. If your orientation is the most interesting thing about you, then you're too boring to hold a 5-minute conversation with, let alone star in your own comic book. Nothing wrong with being gay or whatever, but it shouldn't be the defining trait of a character, either. I'm sure there are plenty of gay folks out there who are wildly interesting people, and their homosexuality is just a footnote.

Cody Barrett That’s the point most writers don’t understand when they try to create gay characters. They make “gay” their entire personality, when it shouldn’t be. That should be in the trivia section of their wikia page, not the fucking personality and appearance section like so many of those shitty writers start putting it.

Pages after page of monologuing in tiny text lol

The most beloved villain in modern comicbook history.

@@CleverGirlAAH let's say, hypothetically, that you are the world's blandest superheroes...

Yeah and they could have this invisible force they fight against called facts and truth lol

What about Trumpinator, Alex Jones and the mysterious Hacker 4Chan?

At least this explains why he thought about making uncool characters... which he can be free to write his fanfiction about, but how the heck did a giant studio approve of this?

Still after three years surprised 😮 😂that it wasn’t “too CRUEL” for this soyboy!

either that or they are a massive loser

Who admits "he was," - let's drop the unnecessary third person.

@@Vesuya The male pronoun is unnecessary for that "person" lol

This is taken from an interview he did in 2017, after releasing a propaganda book for children showing Santa Claus gāy married to a black man. Daniel Kibblesmith: “There's a neo-Nàzi site that really latched on to how I'm a lapsed Jéwïsh person who is releasing degénerãtive filth. But while attacking me for räce mixing, they also shared the CUTEST picture from the book, which of Santa and his husband smooching under a mistletoe. So, I don't think there's any genuine way to reach out to someone who doesn't see that picture as anything but incredibly endearing." You know what they say, stereotypes are valid first order approximations.

The HR department is run by women what do you expect.

@@dariusgreysun I get it, but we don't need to change our language to accommodate the creator of "Safespace."

King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England May the Drinker ❤️ this comment cheers 🍻

of course not, the boyfriends not the mega cuck here

Are you saying his alter ego is Captian Cuck?

NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A USERNAME. HOLY FUCK

No villain can stand before them. Because they are rolling on the floor laughing themself unconscious.

These are by the way slurs said to Twitter users. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Presumably, they intended to turn those words into names that would do so.

​@@Schattennebelthe power even Thanos was too scared to obtain

This is a really interesting character cuz it actually involves thinking how the story would go. Cuz if u want to progess the story with her being stronger she has to eat the enemies or heroes (idk if she's an anti-hero) which obviously invokes from mental drama. This should've been there instead of that Trailblazer shit. Edit:- You have just invoked the child writes in me and I'm going to rant a little bit, sorry in advance. I think Harley Quinn personality would perfectly suit her and her backstory could be that she was put up for adoption by her parents as she was a bit crazy and says about some voices calling out for her and during her stay at the orphanage she finds that demon backpack from somehwere and takes it, she realizes that it was the demon bag that was calling out for her as she was the first "human" who could sense it. And she could already have a few op superpowers beforhand because when she was little her town was attacked by a infamous villian group and the supes who got there defeated the villians but were very badly injured that they couldn't save Harley (that name is a placeholder) so she takes it upon herself and due to her selfish nature to survive by sacrificing other (learnt that from the abuse of her parents) and makes her backpack eat the supes and use their power to escape from the said trouble and like that she eats a few other super who were badly injured and her current plot could be her trying to connect the gap between her friends The Warriors (the good ones) and forgiving herself and overcoming her selfish desires. What do you think?

@@SleekHeroo Cool ideas. One of the things i explored a lot in the games I ran was the idea of people with powers that force them to one side or another. Plushie Baby wasn't much of a good guy as supers were easier to take than villains, she eventually got eaten by her own backpack as it swallowed itself. I had a super who was basically a walking nuclear core and he exiled himself to the Sahara so he could be a hero without hurting the innocent. Something we did that worked really well was an "amnesia" game where the group were supers and villains summoned to a fantasy world and they lost their memories. I asked the players what kind of powers they wanted and then made the characters for them, part of the game was people finding out what side they were originally on as their memories came back through dreams.

You forgot Terf, and her superpower, aggressive scents.

@@whirlygig9748 lets not forget simpman the financial support of the new warriors

@MorseCode MorseCode and the master mind the red piller who spouts *hate facts*

And the final boss Master Cuck

*Mr. Masculinity,* who eats meat every day

@@Electro_Sabotage 1st tissue...

I would not wipe my ass with these comics because my cheeks deserve better.

with coronavirus around that will happen soon

GOTTEM 100

@@yootoob7048 Agreed! My buttcheeks have standards. And adding $hit to these pages would only increase its value . . .

I feel like they'd be too weak of character to even consider fighting him

@@mrgreenboy644 they'll try to cancel him on twitter at most.

A: "I could take Thanos on!" B: "In a fight?" A: "..." B: "You mean in a fight, right?"

Trailblazes straight to the kitchen.

Its a reference to dora the explorer, but from gm

@@joaovitorsilvagohl682 pretty sure she ate Dora

If they were going to stick with theme of “owning” derogatory internet names, Trailblazer should have been named Landwhale.

@@prestongrizzard6416 lmao!

Snailblazer?

Are you kidding he lives and breathes this sjw bullshit.

Ngl if the editors wanted to force up some diversity bs from me I'd halfass it and come up with the same ideas. I doubt that's the case here tho

💀💀💀

@Liza Johnson lol just go outside your box and you can see the thousands of sjws ripping the fuck out of this. instead of being mouthfed all your opinions actually try to make your own for a change.

@Liza Johnson I'm quite sure no one asked for an lgbt character to be named "snowflake"lol. based on the names and powers of all five of theseheroes you'd actually think that it was made to make fun of sjws if it weren't for this being an official announcment.

Wait, than Ben Shapiro will be the mainly villain? I thought that he would be the general villain... but okay, i just wish that Orange Man Bad shows in season 2

Dora's.. I mean Trailblazer's nemesis has always been Swiper, but I guess she's eaten him since otherwise he would have stolen all the cake she used to get that massive.

@@TheTurinturumbar fuck offf🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Nutritionist is literally just her doctor. No powers, just a normal guy.

@@TheTurinturumbar bruh

You could power a city with how fast he’s spinning

@@tylerhoop5312 A city on the moon. Shit, I'm surprised he's not doing the Coffin dance with all that god like energy.

Sometimes I forget that he's really gone.

This shit is atrocious

Yowatsapp 05 Nah man he spinning like a god damn beyblade 💀

If humanity remembers them at all🤣

It’s beautiful

Cause thats what we do best! 😁

Cause thats what we do best! 😁

Yeah it's amazing

Is that their supervpower? Being so unlikeable everyone comes together to hate them

Corona is not lethal enough

Galacticus: Herald, scratch Earth off my list

@@yomomma2054 "No, I shan't been dining there. Gone bad, I'm afraid"

He actually was.

And ra's was the hero of the batman movie

Lots of kids these days want to be drag queens instead of heroes.

Sounds like messed up Dora the explorer

I want to know what this magic backpack actually does for her? Does it make her faster, stronger or what exactly?

@@JB-1138 Supposedly she can pull anything out of it, but it's random. That's it.

Come now the SJW's and Woke Empire have poisoned and brainwashed much of this generation not all but many sadly you'd probably be spat at and booed and heckled for such truth!

Lowkey I'd read a story about that, unironically sounds amazing

I wanna know what "Screentime" saw in his google glasses after reading this no joke.

Stolen

Bell Delphine is the internet's greatest troller of all time. She knows how to manipulate those desperate incels and perverted old men.

@@Val17282 I hope the Coronavirus takes us all out

Though Screentime looks like a green Cyclops,his design is one of the better ones out of all of them.

@@Spingerex not really a tall hurdle, but isn't his design redundant to his powers? His brain is connected to the internet. Why did they design him like his in the front lines.

They’re head explode while trying to block out the insults XD

@@lowkeyarki7091 No idea lol

@@lowkeyarki7091 *Your computer has caught a virus* BAM he's dead

@Untitled 1 where have you been all this years, a beer has always being what manly intelligent commentors deserved

They never really touch on the underlying causes of anything, mainly lack of resources and hopelessness. It’s one thing to have a philosophical question of whether to put on Superman’s cape but it’s entirely different if you have to choose between saving the old lady’s purse or keeping your job and your home because your job doesn’t care you’re Clark Kent. Apathy seems a pretty mild symptom of a community that forgot about people. What would compel the disenfranchised to fight for the cornerstone of the institution that’s failed them?

If I'm being honest it's not even a out dated view just a few months ago people were literally arguing for it to be factual to make your own gender

Like a caricature from Drawn Together 😂

As Shoeonhead said: “it’s like if they made a black character and called it n-word.”

What's worse is it's a cis person who decided to make this.

I know right? Why does the Asian have to be the nerd, the blacks are sporty looking, and the Native American is overweight. In an effort to show how not racist they are they exposed their racism.

Well that's gonna lose Marvel a bunch of money.

I'm pretty sure he gets his info from the blue ✔ from twitter

What an intimidating line-up of incompetent good-for-nothing types of people

You don't like SJW but you like marvel? Have you... actually consumed any marvel media? Marvel has always been SJW

I thought the same thing about the overweight Dora!!

A goth weeb doesn't sound that bad at least

Marvel, I get that you're trying to act cool with your forced diversity but there is a limit to what makes and doesnt make good hero dizign and you just nailed the doesnt part

"Swiper no swiping!"

Make her do a mild run...

That is a very evil yet brilliant idea

Or steal her chips and donuts.

I only except their existance if their first apearence is them being torn apart by deadpool and carnage

Deadpool recruits them and they all die in a plane crash I would pay for that

@@duckyjoel5373 same I would absolutely love to see that

@@duckyjoel5373 this team just Talking to Deadpool for 5 minutes to apply for such a Mission would leave them too emotionally Broken to function...and they'd be two fisting prozac

Or more amusingly you can imagine these fuckwits showing up in a Marvel vs. Capcom game and picture Trailblazer picking a fight with Alcina Dimitrescu. Or maybe seeing how well the "Internet Gas" does when Screentime pisses off Nemesis.

Um, it's a master-level trollfest? :-)

Take a look at his face. Do you see that underdeveloped, slimy, Gollum-like individual? Do you think that creature is capable of trolling?

15 years ago I would have believed it, but this ain't great lakes avengers. There is no way current year marvel would allow a protected class to be mocked/stirized in any way.

RaceRed5.0Stang I still think this guy might be going for the long Con. Him and AOC must be deep cover agents for the Republican Party. It’s physically impossible to lack that much self awareness.

@@Noplayster13 my faith in humanity currently rests upon this concept.

Ha, yeah that Southpark villain dude

Avenger threat level

Lol good one

Holy shit that’s funny XD

All jokes aside, reality is and forever will be the greatest foe we will ever face. Something tells me Mr Kibblesmith will meet with it once the numbers come in.

Who even thinks that kind of sh*t? I understand not being interested in something like superhero comics (I personally am not really into them), but thinking an object like superhero comics are too "cool" for you? Yeah, you got some issues

Conservitarian 17 what does ‘too cool for me’ even mean?

@@karystmania5509 i have no fucking clue, I guess what it sounds like? IDK, the dude is obviously has some wierd things going on upstairs

@@conservitarian1737 and downstairs I expect

@@visionist7 haha, probably

👍🏻👍🏻screenrant.com/marvel-snowflake-non-binary-comic/

Hand me that Jack Daniel's, I'll need a few hours alone.

Their sjw parents said it for them, I can't tell which is the female, and why do they look like they're about to screw each other wouldn't surprise me if they are that for even more diversity

oh, i don't think cancelling it after six issues is going to be the final nail in the coffin. might be close, though....

Its crazy how many of these hardcore anti s.j.w. accounts are full of Japanese cartoons and navy seal stuff......

Screen time sounds like he has low-key worst origin story of all time in all of fiction

Hulk rip off LMAO.

@@joshuaspriggs9195 ikr and he's the only one with a decent design lmao

@@Kalani_Saiko Honestly the look of the character is a bit okay but goddamn the internet gas part really shows that they got no ideas for a backstory except for just adding a sexuality

@@davethebss exactly

What the frick even is internet gas

It's actually real.

@@santicheeks1106 They smoking it. We don't know what it is or what it does but I know the writers a smoking it.

Let's be honest..internet gas was just his grandpa's code name for chloroform.........

Bruh 😂

Uncle Ben: "With great power comes great responsibility" (Heroes melt hearing his words) Uncle Ben: wut???

HAHAHa

Amazing 😂

Nah, common sense should be enough.

😂😂😂

uwu these pieces of paper are so intimidating

Ummm. He was intimidated by a drawing on a piece of paper. After which he obviously resumed his steady diet of soy and tofu.

@Mario G you mean facepalming

I'm more shocked that he was intimidated by these superheroes. I was intimidated by monsters in horror comics, or mad criminals in crime comics. I was not intimidated by the heroes. The whole point is that they're supposed to be people who are looked up to! They aren't supposed to be intimidating, you're supposed to run to them for help!

Not taking their side or anything but art really do be like that sometimes. Be it sound or visual, leaving an impact on the viewer just by looking/listening at it is important to have your audience feel something you want to convey and keep them invested. Thouughh yeah this guy is big weak poopoo head

it is not that they hate making money they just want to go bankrupt so badly

Because it's not about money. It's about spreading their ideology.

They have enough already. Now it's time for pushing agendas.

"It's not about the money... it's about... sending a message"

There is always someone to consume that, specially leftists SWJs. See Batwoman? How the fuck that still earning a 2nd season? But i hope that eventualy will fail because the majority of public is starting to realize this "multi-diverse agenda" on everything

Or just use them for target practice.

I would love Carnage coming back just to slaughter them,Boi i would love that

Dude, Deadpool is as gay as them.

Throwing in Deadpool would totally save this!

Perfect.

And their pet frog Pepe.

Dont forget Incelerator and Toxic Man

Captain Alt-right and Mr. Capitalism? Jesus christ lol.

Mr MGTOW has to be in there.

@@wakyblarg Jesus Christ will feature as a bad guy next year... But first they have to find Mohammad... Can't wait to see the artwork on that one...

freebird77 it honestly feels too convenient.

Why would Stan have a problem with this?

@Atomic - why

@@heyheyhey0220 Because it is presenting concepts that are either completely ridiculous or obvious pandering to certain groups that do not actually conform Marvel's target audience

@@grizzlyowlbear3538 you think marvel wants to exclude people from its audience? That's ridiculous. A safe space is not ridiculous. It's important for minorities to have a place to discuss safely their full complex experience without ridicule or being outed.

I'm waiting with you bro

Same

someone got paid to do this...

Not gonna happen, lol.

Out of season april fools joke

The comments on videos ripping it are more creative than all of Kibbleman and Marvel

You win this comment section so far 👌🤣🤣🤣🤣

You had me at internet fart but non-binareeeeee is gold

@@TheKrimzonGhost Had me at the Dora line 🤣🤣🤣

Had me with the Dora one🤣

Yup. Too intimidating, so let's tone them down and make them inoffensive. That's the exact opposite of a hero.

marvel hired this guy who also wrote 'santa's husband.' no joke, go check that masterfully written tome for the ages out.

He was likely just hired because of nepotism. He's part of the tribe.

Walter Comunello I find the new ones “grossly offensive,” can I kill “safe space & snowflake” now....??

@@yalbad5160 simply honesty

The mission to acquire the last n-word pass..

Before we had Captain America : We don’t give up. Not us » Now we have Captain Marvel/Batwoman etc : We are not about to let men take credit for women work ! (Also is we fail ,let it be known that it’s because men didn’t supported us )

I’d actually watch that..... as long as Son of Thanos wins 😂🤣😂

"manages to acquire the last N-word pass and unlocks the ability to freely say the N-word, thus annihilating half of the SJWs in the universe" Please, don't give me hope.

@@chriswatson9364 As long as it ends in Infinity War, no sequel needed.

The writing is so bad that I'm cringing for these writers. My brain can't process the fact that they're going to make comics about this

The descriptions make them sound like half-assed OCs from DeviantArt. A literal child who knows nothing about writing could've done a better job describing these characters.

He’s a meme obsessed super teen who was exposed to his grandfather’s experimental internet gas at an early age

Ok...but wtf is internet gas?! That’s all I really wanna know.

The funny part is that his powers are useless because you can just use Google.

Entertainment does not have to be cool!! It must be a boring lecture of illustrated feminism that addresses "orange man"!! THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE WANT!1!!

@@DonVigaDeFierro we have to tell a message! Even if the message is contrived, shallow, and does more harm than good on the long run! Virtue signals!!!1!1!1

this is what happens when a person with negative self esteem can design characters.

Even then, they could have gone the route of using seemingly weak characters that become cool because of all the shit they can do despite their limitations, kinda like Batman.

Came here to see if anyone had given an update on this comic, glad to know it's dead lol it's literally just beyond sad at this point, we really do live in a clown world, I feel like the smarter people in the world are the ones that didn't go to a college or university, because all the people that did end up like the guy that made those characters.

Is that true?

Just looked it up, its true Explains a lot.

The worst part about it is that it's a KIDS book...

commander rex25 - So this is not just trolling SJWs?? There really is no irony here? Are they effing kidding me? Mind. Exploded. Toxic levels of excess soy consumption

commander rex25 - Literally cannot wait for South Park to take this on

It's like they were almost trying to be realistic in how native american kids nowadays struggle, AND they were trying to be racist at the same time.

Yeah wtf

GRANDFATHER makes since, the comment would work if it was mom or dad

@@user-qj9zt8st9l not really, growing up in foster care doesn't mean any relatives are dead, that's an orphan.

@@benwilliams3539 Right. Some times kids in foster care have contact with their parents/relatives they just don't live with them

Rila Kaznus late April fools joke right? Haha, got me good!

I feel sorry for you guys, you finally get represented and its fucking Snowflake and Safespace.

@@reinbeers5322 it is so hard for them in this world But god damn it i so fucking laughing right now

miguel silva Technically just Snowflake. Safespace is male; Snowflake is non-binary.

@@aaaah540 I thought they were both nb, but eh. Still an oof.

Underrated af

that is funny !

Wait until their foes are introduced...

@H. G. Wells Kurtzman: Hold my beer!

It has! It's come to the tweenky level from Ghostbusters!

@MadmanJoE100 Caucasian Man!

the hell pit has no bottom

Yeager Bomb probably cheaper too

It’ll be one hell of an expensive replacement though...

I'm not paying full price for that, I'm not.

Maybe, but it's already got crap on it! Who wants used toilet paper?

Nah sjw actually loves it

@@rafisqiadhaputra6136 I saw some people saying it's kinda offensive. And I have to agree with them on that one. I mean, I'm totally into representation. But that's full on ridiculous

@@chicolopes6226 im with you man.maybe this comic will become such a martyr for some conspiracy to expose the sjw.to makes them realise how ridiculous they are with their forced diversity

@@rafisqiadhaputra6136 nah man I don't think you got me. Even some of the sjw hated it. Seems like it's to forced even for them

@@chicolopes6226 nah man.i changed my mind.i think they intentionally make this to piss off the sjw

That seems like the unfortunate case. Dosen`t it? I just wonder now what Stan Lee is reacting to all this from the afterlife...

I wonder what jack kirby thinks of all this (the real creative genius behind most of marvel's greatest creations) respect to stan lee genius buisness man, and great at marketing, but kirby was a creator

Thus repeating the history, another empire has gone towards the path of its own destruction

@Barret Scholl Before then, even. Remember “One Morw Day”? “The Clone Saga”?

@Barret Scholl not sure what you mean sir, cuz billion dollar box office and toy sales says opposite of what you mean. But if you meant the comic book side of things then yes. It seriously declined after CW2