Mass Effect 2: Best Garrus Quotes

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MyNameIsJennyToo

12 жыл бұрын

the best of garrus in me2, our favorite turian

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@datemasamune2904 8 жыл бұрын

Garrus: Your legs are calibrations, because I'm in the middle of them.

@jordanpritchard5226 7 жыл бұрын

*applauds you*

@kevinbernardini9176 7 жыл бұрын

give this man a medal

@Mr.Spanish_94 7 жыл бұрын

Date Masamune Garrus: "Are youbfrom C-Sec? Because I find you........Sec-C."

@bnanaman7134 3 жыл бұрын

This is it, this is the greatest joke on the internet.

@soarinskies1105 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Saerise 10 жыл бұрын

This is precisely how Garrus turns all women into xenophiles.

@ninag8721 4 жыл бұрын

Mmm, that voice :)

@cinnabar_ 4 жыл бұрын

@@ninag8721 for me, besides the voice is that damn hip, goddamn

@Laoruperteen18 3 жыл бұрын

and all men :P

@thegreyeyedcat9142 3 жыл бұрын

100% can concur

@falconeshield 3 жыл бұрын

Not xeno if you spaceo

@psychomagi8701 6 жыл бұрын

"We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told?" God Garrus has to be one of my favorite characters in fiction ever

@pfitz9346 5 жыл бұрын

Legions response to that is the real gold. He says something like " statistically speaking Commander Shepard orders us into suicidal situations 2.1 times a day on average."

@geg_otmopo3 4 жыл бұрын

TBH almost every character says that line. Miranda, Zaeed, Kasumi…

@bmjr96 3 жыл бұрын

@@welshieranger4697 "toaster boy" hahahah I love it

@homieturtle9196 Жыл бұрын

Yeah indisputably in my top ten favourite fictional characters of all time

@GamerNerdess 8 жыл бұрын

I'd marry the fuck out of this guy. lmao

@mcriggity1131 7 жыл бұрын

You'd fuck the marry out of this guy

@GamerNerdess 7 жыл бұрын

Kenny Sells Interesting play on words. lol

@mcriggity1131 7 жыл бұрын

Tabby Doulin I saw an opportunity and i took it

@GamerNerdess 7 жыл бұрын

Kenny Sells It sure was a good opportunity. lol

@into_the_wild4283 2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@omaravalos1234 8 жыл бұрын

Garrus' calibration line is almost as good as Shepards "I should go"

@CrashQueen101 10 жыл бұрын

"Most women do find facial scars attractive, mind you most of those women are krogen."

@JuneShepardN7 7 жыл бұрын

And the other one is femshep

@meeome7367 6 жыл бұрын

AND THE OTHERS ARE FEMSHEP

@Ivory5547 3 жыл бұрын

Not Just Woman...

@beholdmycuteness9995 3 жыл бұрын

That's not true. I have a thing for scarred faces.

@nickmalachai2227 3 жыл бұрын

On the other hand, most of those women are krogan ;-)

@zhazha23 8 жыл бұрын

Garrus: "Tell me again about your immune system?" Tali: "I have a shotgun." Me: That sounds like either a terrible way to deal with the flu, or an effective one. I can't really tell.

@Forkontheleft 7 жыл бұрын

It's gonna fix that flu one way or another

@Uniformtree000 2 жыл бұрын

It's a American way ill tell you that, lol.

@IDKGeorge123 9 жыл бұрын

For all those fans of dragon age inquisition, at the war table you'll occasionally hear Cullen state "I have to go calibrate the trebuchets" and josephene will respond "what, your doing that again?" Little garrus Easter egg :p

@jainalynsolo 7 ай бұрын

I've never noticed! Ned to play again I guess 🤣

@IamWhoIam114 8 жыл бұрын

"That metaphor went somewhere horrible." XD

@lunestiacrescent827 7 жыл бұрын

The long pause just while the double meaning sinks in is what kills me the most. Too many writers have forgotten that subtle art.

@yyrael 8 жыл бұрын

Gardens, electronic shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy.

@ndbd9drn 6 жыл бұрын

A lot of precious/beautiful/expensive stuff in the way = aesthetically pleasing views + good opportunities to show off marksman skills when managing to avoid collateral damage in the process.

@Robertsmith3828 4 жыл бұрын

04.12 that line made me laugh so hard.

@Volatile127 3 жыл бұрын

Ah, an intellectual.

@Whoami691 10 жыл бұрын

"You know me i always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink" Best. Garrus. Line. Ever.

@TheFallen552 8 жыл бұрын

"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

@garrusvakarian1442 8 жыл бұрын

That's my thing, don't you go stealing it

@janrudzki5651 7 жыл бұрын

What I say to gf when playing Mass Effect...

@drackool3544 7 жыл бұрын

Garrus Vakarian holy shit it's him

@aintnoslice3422 7 жыл бұрын

+SCP-049 The Plague Doctor Can someone explain this inside joke to me? (Never played mass effect. please don't hate me.)

@icblundell60 7 жыл бұрын

Ain't no Slice Garrus spends alot of time calibrating the Normandy's forward guns. In between missions when you talk to him he'll often say "Can it wait a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations"

@nathanielgrindstaff4909 6 жыл бұрын

Shepard: How did you manage to piss off every major gang on Omega? Garrus: It wasn't easy. I really had to work at it.

@birdiebubbles6927 9 жыл бұрын

I was trying to get romantic with garrus (he's my fave character and I named my turtle after him) and he kept saying the calibrations thing. I ended up yelling "LET ME LOVE YOU!!!"

@birdiebubbles6927 8 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Articwoem 8 жыл бұрын

+Robin Cutiepie he calibrated you

@birdiebubbles6927 8 жыл бұрын

+jacob Morcha he sure did XD

@lolicanadian 9 жыл бұрын

You forgot: "It wasn't easy. I reeeeeaaallly had to work at it."

@TheCatloverCG 3 жыл бұрын

When does he say this quote again?

@lolicanadian 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheCatloverCG At his recruitment mission on Omega, if you choose to ask him about how he managed to three merc gangs to team up against him.

@TheCatloverCG 3 жыл бұрын

@@lolicanadian thanks! 😀

@SHADOWofJUSTiCE 2 ай бұрын

agreed...

@Milkaway-pv8du 9 жыл бұрын

"Don't shoot him!" "*Headbutts Harkin* I didn't shoot him..."

@MapleCotton-420x 7 жыл бұрын

Thats my fave line

@Blackfire1694 7 жыл бұрын

I used this guy in every mission possible, from ME1 to ME3, best companion ever!!! For Garrus Vakarian!!!

@Rodlfisher 10 жыл бұрын

"Anyone else hungry?" hahahahahahaha I love Grunt.

@S117M4sterChief 3 жыл бұрын

Zaeed: Is there any smell that doesn’t make you hungry? Grunt: I don’t know yet

@Dimitrisgr98 7 жыл бұрын

Garrus still has more character than the entire Mass Effect Andromeda NPC roster.

@danielwieczorek1186 5 жыл бұрын

Garrus has more character than everyone

@Drafaygo 5 жыл бұрын

Garrus is my all-time favorite

@the13inquisitor59 5 жыл бұрын

Now now, credit where it's due: Vetra and Drack were pretty cool.

@3DSDF 4 жыл бұрын

The13Inquisitor Well it helps that Garrus has been in three games to develop while the Abdromeda squad has only been in one.

@-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565 3 жыл бұрын

@@3DSDF and let's keep it that way.

@MiyokoIsDead 9 жыл бұрын

X'D love it. Garrus is one of those characters that will never get old.

@TheRealGarg 8 жыл бұрын

i loved the calibrations bit at the end, nice touch

@donglegs 8 жыл бұрын

Jesus, that voice is sinful. I'm romancing Kaidan this time and I feel like I'm cheating on him just by listening to Garrus.

@shellsmith831 3 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@michaelkeaton5394 3 жыл бұрын

It's even sexier in french...

@lukedelameter7961 3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelkeaton5394 How is that different from literally anything else?

@666sparton666 3 жыл бұрын

8 years ago....damn...it feels like a lifetime ago. What me and Shepard had together was very special, i miss her

@chloenyan9952 Жыл бұрын

Ouch, I was happily scrolling and that comment stung me

@DemonPrinceofHell 10 ай бұрын

Baldurs Gate 3 almost scratches that itch with Astarion. No one will ever replace garrus though.

@lcommentariat538 10 жыл бұрын

Well, consider me seduced.

@kelseymorgan1159 10 жыл бұрын

The one person who disliked the video is probably a jealous Kaidan.

@tanaypandey1771 3 жыл бұрын

LOLOLOL

@sokkydesmond1066 9 жыл бұрын

I love the way his voice sounds, it feels chocolatey and smooth.

@megasenpaiiid8768 8 жыл бұрын

shepar: garrus i need a little calibrations garrus: .... shepar: garrus ? garrus: calibrations

@ahvi3038 9 жыл бұрын

I hope the next Mass Effect game has a Garrus-like character. Or Garrus himself (though I doubt that'll happen).

@hekatebleble4800 9 жыл бұрын

Ahvi303 yep. He'll be already dead probably. Let's not forget Garrus is not a youth in Shepard's times. We have a big chance to see Liara, but I don't like her that much to be enthusiastic about it-she's just boring in my opinion, though the devs seem to think otherwise.

@StermaPerma 9 жыл бұрын

Hey guys, I just made a geek-art of garrus! If you want go on my twitter page: CriticsCave, or send me an e-mail: zetunesaul@gmail.com I really want to see what you guys think! :)

@stronghold244 8 жыл бұрын

+Hekate Bleble what if it would be garrus's kid that would be cool

@adaikonen 8 жыл бұрын

+stronghold244 no that would be just heart breaking for those who romanced him ;3;

@blueshit199 8 жыл бұрын

+Hekate Bleble I'm pretty sure Garrus is about 30-something standard years old, since Saren was 40 in ME1, and I'm pretty sure Garrus is younger then Saren.

@stephenprochniak2224 10 жыл бұрын

"Tell me about your immune system" " I have a shotgun"

@jackbaxter2223 8 жыл бұрын

I've seen loads of pictures of Garrus with quotes, and I always imagined his voice to be deeper and rougher than this. Not saying this is a bad voice (It's sexy as hell, and I'm a straight guy), but very different to what I imagined.

@okami_eddy 8 жыл бұрын

+K IRA That's probably because Garrus's personality is based more on wit and charm rather than brute force. If you want brute force, you've got Urdnot Wrex (or Grunt).

@daddymcdoob7862 8 жыл бұрын

+Edward Keiper (Chibi Fireball) no, more just like wrex. I don't really like how smooth Grunts voice was

@jumeauxelaine3960 8 жыл бұрын

+M's Game Lounge could be because Grunt is so young

@SyxxPunk 7 жыл бұрын

K IRA I'm gonna be honest, when I first saw Turians, I expected a raspier voice, something like Dinobot from Beast Wars. But this. I like this a lot.

@shineinouzen7412 2 жыл бұрын

it's deep and higher-pitched at the same time. Turians have 2 vocal chords. Thats why its so intoxicating.

@sandythemaster6898 7 жыл бұрын

Garrus: Hospitals aren't fun to fight through. Shepard: What is fun to fight through? Garrus: Gardens, electronics shops. Antique shops, but only if they're classy. Damn Garrus is smooth.

@qanh96 7 жыл бұрын

Garrus is the only character I feel comfortable having a bromance with just saying

@VlasimoEstacimo 6 жыл бұрын

Tui cũng thế Chết mê chết mệt vì nhân vật này.

@RecoveringLoLAddict 7 жыл бұрын

Garrus : So tell me again about your immune system Tali : I have a shotgun Garrus : Does it need some TALIBRATIONS? :3

@lukedelameter7961 3 жыл бұрын

Tali: -_- ^silently raises her shotgun^

@AmberyTear 8 жыл бұрын

I'd marry his voice if that was possible. ;_;

@michaelkeaton5394 3 жыл бұрын

I would marry his English voice and cheat with the french version...

@S117M4sterChief 3 жыл бұрын

Let’s not forget Traynor found EDI’s voice attractive, so I’m not surprised

@omgabanna 7 жыл бұрын

If garrus hadn't been there to calibrate those guns everyone on the normandy would have been dead in the first masseffect.

@snailmail2000 10 жыл бұрын

I don't think I've ever laughed harder for a video game character

@Soelbro 7 жыл бұрын

Garrus is "the" only best friend you have.

@annakoroknay 6 жыл бұрын

My favourite: "What is fun to fight through? Gardens, electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they are classy." I can totally see Garrus, Shepard and Wrex fight in an antique store and completely destroy it :D

@blueshit199 8 жыл бұрын

Damn, I'm a straight guy yet I made my femShep romance with Garrus, he's such a bro x)

@gideonroos1188 7 жыл бұрын

NE? There's only one character I really want in Andromeda, and it's Garrus. I so hope people mod him in as soon as possible.

@SRT_Ashamane 7 жыл бұрын

I'd be happy if we had a Garrus-equivalent. Same voice actor and personality, we'll all just pretend it's a different character for story purposes. Hell, give him Nihlus's appearance and kill two "But I want it" birds with one stone.

@gideonroos1188 7 жыл бұрын

RosencrantzLives Garrus and his calculations. Then I'm happy.

@danielwieczorek1186 5 жыл бұрын

Beeing attracted to garrus is natural

@hiibillymayshere4238 3 жыл бұрын

Gay

@freddirak3033 7 жыл бұрын

'Tell me again about your immune system.' 'I have a shotgun.' 'Maybe we'll talk later.' One of the reasons Garrus is my new favourite Turian on the Citadel.

@garrusvakarian9761 9 жыл бұрын

Oh, man...

@ryanbehnke8107 6 жыл бұрын

Garrus Vakarian do you need some more calibrations?

@S117M4sterChief 5 жыл бұрын

Garrus Vakarian You miscalibrated your fame, Garrus...

@TheFurryNazurah 10 жыл бұрын

i have a shotgun.maybe we'll talk later... that made me laugh my ass off.

@TheFurryNazurah 9 жыл бұрын

mixorin hehe....glad im not the only one to think of that..

@hahndragoner5236 8 жыл бұрын

+The Furry Nazurah Her shotgun is out of amo. And Garrus has lots of amo perfectly calibrated for her shotgun.

@TheFurryNazurah 8 жыл бұрын

HahnDragoner 523 Everything Garrus has is calibrated. And i like the pun.

@YevaKhachatryan 8 жыл бұрын

2:13 hold the fuck up, is that General Tullius from Skyrim? He even kinda looks like him, holy crap

@ItsJustFox 8 жыл бұрын

Yup, same voice actor

@nomorepartiezz 7 жыл бұрын

ahh my two favorite video games combining

@AWD4everfree 8 жыл бұрын

Damn right.

@garrusvakarian1442 8 жыл бұрын

Hello OTHER me!

@PythonPolaris 7 жыл бұрын

Garrus Vakarian god dammed clone!

@prophet1619 9 жыл бұрын

Wait, that metaphor just went somewhere horrible!

@TheNatureFreak1 10 жыл бұрын

I'm Garrus Vakarian, and this is my rectum _OH __-SHI-_ Are you ready to be a.. _woman_? *NOOO!!!*

@bluemoonslightASMR 10 жыл бұрын

2:37 quote based on personal experience from dealing with Silent Hill Series. Sure there are others who can give other games where fighting through a hospital was less than fun. :D

@gepdoxxvi6253 10 жыл бұрын

Dead Space trilogy. ._.

@taranova12 10 жыл бұрын

I just started my second playthrough of ME2, decided to romance Garrus, and when he said that I paused the game and hid my face and laughed so hard I cried

@Alphatrooper08 8 жыл бұрын

This video made me laugh, but the rest of it will have to wait for a bit....

@garrusvakarian1442 8 жыл бұрын

Hello me!

@OnitaFreeze 6 жыл бұрын

Still working on this damned calibrations

@jcorr09ajxd12 9 жыл бұрын

2:38 to 2:44 Garrus:"thats unfortuante, hospitals aren't fun to fight through" Femshep:" what is fun to fight through?" ( sarcastic voice ) Garrus:"gardens, eletrical shops, antique stores, but only if their classy" XD

@Jedi_Spartan_38 2 жыл бұрын

What about when he tries flirting before the Omega 4 Relay? "So your hair looks good and your waist... is very supportive."

@ericskinner2039 7 жыл бұрын

Now believe it or not, this gun still needs calibrating. I'm gonna see if I can get the old girl back in shape, I'm sure somebody has messed around with it.

@JuneShepardN7 7 жыл бұрын

Goddamit Garrus. You and your sexy voice and your goddamn calibrations!

@beepbeep2045 10 жыл бұрын

Hmm I didn't know I was this famous on Earth. Not even Palaven has this much videos of me.

@random_estonian5356 10 жыл бұрын

Garrus your such a badass! And are you going to ressurect shepard? And please take a vakasion!

@beepbeep2045 10 жыл бұрын

Margus-Matis Roo Calibrating a giant gun is a vacation to me. As for resurrecting Shepard I don't think that is possible... Unless there is some reaper tech that can make organic life forms come back to life. Maybe we could work with Cerberus maybe make a Lazerus Project 2.0 oh wait Shepard killed the Illusive Man hmmm... I'll check with Mordin oh wait he is dead hmmm... Maybe Legion has some Geth technology oh wait he is dead hmmmmm... Oh what about oh wait he is dead as well.

@random_estonian5356 10 жыл бұрын

Well... crap. By theway when EDI malfuncioned. That whose funny! And i killed tali... I think... Well... Good luck finding my and getting revenge! P.S You will never find my! Muhahahahaha!

@beepbeep2045 10 жыл бұрын

Margus-Matis Roo Damn you!!!

@random_estonian5356 10 жыл бұрын

Oh wait i missed.. Tamnid. Well atleast i can kill your closest friends! And blow up a whole turian city! And its the most populated you might whanna go and save them from the nuke! you have 2 weeks! Muhaha and by the way heres a message from Tali : Whi did you let that terrorist almost kill my?! Oh no Help!!!! (last known place : fas neema

@westwoodzone 10 жыл бұрын

Gray....I don't know what to do with gray...

@phinny5608 11 жыл бұрын

Nicely put together and good choice of quotes. Definitely deserves more views.

@8BitMisdreavus 6 жыл бұрын

"Wait.... that metaphor just went somewhere HORRIBLE." Oh my god, I was thinking the same fuckin thing

@anigodess 8 жыл бұрын

God I love Garrus. I'm going through my 3rd play through and he is still my favorite in the freakin trilogy.

@paumendez2004 3 жыл бұрын

There is so much fan art of him that I just had to find him. I don't regret it.

@darthveatay 10 жыл бұрын

Garrus always says the best stuff

@BackSet 2 жыл бұрын

Garrus really does have a great voice.

@NoFinalAnswer 10 жыл бұрын

... But only if they're classy...

@user-vq4gx9dg8c 7 ай бұрын

1:31 This two such jokers. Damn, i love them❤

@gladiatorone9023 7 ай бұрын

11 years... Still one of my favourite characters in fiction!

@reynachavezhusaimanuel3276 2 жыл бұрын

2:48 one of my favorite Garrus quotes

@thod8820 6 жыл бұрын

IN the first one he was alright. The second one on he was the best character and a bro. Letting him die in a Renegade Playthrough is about the worse thing you can do in it.

@cbear36912 11 жыл бұрын

I work at Starbucks and occasionally the machines need maintence. Our repair guy was in the other day and was fixing while on the phone. He kept saying "calibrate".....I was dying! But nobody I worked with would have gotten the joke so I had to keep it to myself :(

@DanieltheManic 6 жыл бұрын

That's it. I'm taking Garrus on all my missions now.

@BladeLigerV 10 жыл бұрын

I want to play this game over and over just to see what these guys have to say

@tyrant351 10 жыл бұрын

Man maybe I'll shell out the cash for a 360 and the Mass Effect series just for Garrus.

@frenchfrey65 10 жыл бұрын

do it, he's awesome in all 3, ME3 more so in particular

@RhoneM 10 жыл бұрын

Why not just get them all on pc?

@JBrander 6 жыл бұрын

Garrus Brokarian

@SHADOWofJUSTiCE 2 ай бұрын

0:36 that rules him out as batman...

@moonprismgirlie 10 жыл бұрын

This was great!

@cage5577 7 жыл бұрын

"I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heatsink" xD

@Anonymos185 10 жыл бұрын

1:15. Lol Grunt just beat all of garruses comments in this video!

@snarlador 11 жыл бұрын

Garrus is the best! That was an epic ending, well done. "Firing a high impact shot!"

@MKanakaredes 7 жыл бұрын

I was always standing behind him and saying "calibrate me!" xD

@cobalt_zero3582 7 жыл бұрын

Tell me about your immune system "I have a shotgun" As said by Tali

@kikiza123 7 жыл бұрын

his voice slithers through my soul

@LunaEquine 8 жыл бұрын

That touch at the end with the calibrations. XD I can't stop laughing.

@ChaserHati 2 жыл бұрын

1:20 hits different after 2020

@cameronjohns2140 7 жыл бұрын

"can it wait for a bit im in the middle of some calibrations" never gets old

@tempest6840 8 ай бұрын

At 1:38, I just help but laugh when Garrus is talking about taking Grunt to a strip club while looking at the Krogan who just looks back at him

@SkrapMetal84 9 жыл бұрын

Ill be here if you need me.

@cryingblindeyes 3 жыл бұрын

2:08 one of my top fave lines of his!!!

@Moredhel83 9 жыл бұрын

Fuck yeah calibrations!

@samcollends 10 жыл бұрын

Garrus is so fucking cool and badass. Love the blue

@RoseTheWolf36 8 жыл бұрын

Courtesy of the last clip and a meme I found on the web, I can never take "calibrations" seriously again XD

@noahgrobben2830 5 жыл бұрын

I really want to watch this video, but I’m in the middle of some calibrations.

@TheRoflcer 4 жыл бұрын

Played this game 4 times, never knew about that dialogue option with him and Grunt in Mordins mission.

@KritoSkywaker 4 жыл бұрын

"There is no peptalk like an millitary peptalk."

@wuftchan8299 2 жыл бұрын

i never understood that savor the last shot before popping the heat sink line

@Ajvt-ux4ec 4 жыл бұрын

Garrus is such a bro

@kreimar5662 6 жыл бұрын

Aliens & non-humans always have the best voices

@2000ballz 8 жыл бұрын

"SCRATCH ONE" "There we go!"

@MistressJaleeni 11 жыл бұрын

RIP all the tables that I flipped every time I tried talking to Garrus and he mentioned his damned calibrations. Dx

@predragsubotic8059 10 жыл бұрын

Ah the good old times!

@SlideIX 5 жыл бұрын

That pause after the “savouring the last shot” comment and realising who said it to as well possible other.....context...... makes laugh hard so much

@yautja95 10 жыл бұрын

Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

@jj_grabes 2 жыл бұрын

Grunt stole the spotlight for me when he talked about being hungry while surrounded by burning bodies. Tali too with the "I have a shotgun.: I forgot she is simultaneously one of the sweetest characters in the game and has no chill.