ep 312- Fat Attack

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3 жыл бұрын

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Eat up, you piggies
00:00:05 -The Dose
00:04:45 -Evil Hippies
00:07:35 -What even is age?
00:09:00 -Hostess lifespan
00:11:00 -Truck stop showers
00:13:50 -Stern was problematic
00:14:40 -Mr. Cool was Mr. Softy
00:16:00 -Godfrey, FOR SHAME
00:23:30 -Golf is "not gay"
00:28:50 -6%
00:32:40 -Kenosha Boogie Down
00:37:50 -In O'Connies ass
00:39:30 -Full CCP
00:43:00 -Fists up!
00:45:00 -Remember that?
00:46:00 -Hard Godfreys
00:50:00 -Guardian Angel Kyle
00:53:00 -Who knows?
00:58:50 -Custer was the man
01:02:20 -Gods and Generals
01:06:00 -LeMaire had a fat attack
01:14:50 -We're all Mr.Cool sometimes
01:17:00 -See Shane in Utah, Arizona and Minnesota (don't make him kill himself)
01:18:00 -Dosers Delight

Пікірлер: 674

@benniebarnett9944 Ай бұрын

“I will get SNL” aged perfectly

@opluxna2120 Ай бұрын

so weird to see him younger

@KushAndKeystone Ай бұрын

@@opluxna2120 many of us watched him come up over the years

@opluxna2120 Ай бұрын

@@KushAndKeystone me too, patreon for the last 2 years, still weird to see him young

@tp3u 3 күн бұрын

He did indeed get the SNL

@tp3u 3 күн бұрын

@@opluxna2120 bro he still be young

@neromaben3549 3 жыл бұрын

Matt mashing up Boko Haram and Boca Raton into "Boko Raton" at is the best unintentional joke I've heard in a while.

@kegonpegs2833 3 жыл бұрын

Same bit from iasip

@trevorscan 2 жыл бұрын

Learning disabilities rule

@fantasma7318 Жыл бұрын

was gonna comment this but ig it was already done

@CraftyLemons 9 ай бұрын

Can u explain? I've never heard of either one

@ScorpionP2C 9 ай бұрын

@@CraftyLemons no but a search engine can!

@FrostyJokerr 2 жыл бұрын

The boys don’t understand how good the “shooters play Dark Souls” line is and it hurts me. 🤣🤣

@davidcagle920 2 жыл бұрын

Give lemaire his credit

@Art-bk6vv 2 жыл бұрын

I was playing dark souls when I heard that part and I couldn't contain myself 😆

@danzigmcnaniel5226 2 жыл бұрын

Lordran is the land of ancient school shooters.

@yungtodoroki1422 2 жыл бұрын

@@Art-bk6vv i was on elden ring 😂

@beelbrother1648 Жыл бұрын

I was like, "Don't say Dark Souls... Don't say Dark Souls... DAMNIT"

@jamesongabriel6878 2 жыл бұрын

Shane somehow looks 35 and 14 at the same time lmao

@charlest5604 2 жыл бұрын

He looks like a 13 year olds hulk form

@codywandling4553 Жыл бұрын

I feel like he knows it to maybe that’s why he can get away with some of the stuff he says lol

@paynekaufmann403 Жыл бұрын

It’s called autism

@austyn369 Жыл бұрын

The dOWNS

@trojanmayans6983 Жыл бұрын

That's what a young bull looks like

@yurpndurpnslurpn 3 жыл бұрын

Matt's stories are so baller. Everytime he pulls out the crystal ball into his shady past it rocks.

@NotAfraid280 Жыл бұрын

He was the dark shaman now he is shaman the white

@janefkrbtt 6 ай бұрын

describing an amount of weed in poundage is insane just on its own.

@ryanm7615 6 ай бұрын

@@janefkrbttnot really lol

@janefkrbtt 6 ай бұрын

@@ryanm7615 cool it over there El chapo. to a normal person pounds of weed is a lot.

@TheGuitarifier 2 ай бұрын

@ryanm7615 for the average person it is. Not everybody moves weight lol

@redpalace2494 3 жыл бұрын

Best hippie analysis I've ever heard. Absolutely solid. It's a cautionary tale.

@mikeb6085 9 ай бұрын

Like a microcosm of the path hippies got us started us on in the 60s

@Lobo-tommy10 7 ай бұрын

So true man. I wanted to believe but Matt's right

@ig1243 6 ай бұрын

Hard fact of life

@ThePulaskiPumper 4 ай бұрын

I've been in close contact with some pretty evil hippies. They're the worst of the worst

@inacityboi 2 жыл бұрын

every mssp pod ever: Shane - what time are we at? Matt- about 1 hour. Shane - Lets move over to the patreon

@Henry-kv7zl Жыл бұрын

Boiled watermelon brain

@LVL60Beltran Жыл бұрын

@@Henry-kv7zl what does that mean?

@johnadams9514 Жыл бұрын

“Where we at time-wise” “Hour ten” “Let’s slide into the paytch”

@Henry-kv7zl Жыл бұрын

@@LVL60Beltran quit the slick lip. You know what I'm sayin now, slim.

@collingriga1819 3 жыл бұрын

The gaming chairs add a nice fruitiness to the show

@bickyboo7789 2 жыл бұрын

I wish they got them in Pink and Purple though

@brick.415 3 жыл бұрын

history by shane is my FAVORITE THING EVER

@nuckels188 3 жыл бұрын

That would be a great show to pitch

@tscotts9699 3 жыл бұрын

It’s sick as hell but no one rips like the Shaman

@ronaldkimball5775 2 жыл бұрын

Seriously I want more

@thelokifiles 2 жыл бұрын

Good times.

@mumblez7712 2 жыл бұрын

'Tardcore history is a great name, too

@Mr.PepeSilvia 3 жыл бұрын

I'm a Michigan boy and these dawgs got me fired up!

@charlest5604 2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah, fellow Michigan dawg.

@ShugPhD Жыл бұрын

I know I'm waaaaaay too late on this but the word for "evil hippie" is Wook

@shrimpscampin 9 ай бұрын

some wooks aren't evil tho, just got porridge brain. an evil hippie is more intentional with their wicked ways

@jbibble 6 ай бұрын

the oones who act over enlightened and scheme on the other wooks I've labeled 'Alpha Wooks' lol

@juneack5848 5 ай бұрын

Wooks are more like dirty hippies. Not necessarily evil. Now can some wooks be evil? Of course, anyone can.

@captainjerkov6150 2 ай бұрын

Um no it's "evil hippie"

@derekd4394 3 жыл бұрын

I've used the showers at Loves they're excellent the water is hot and the facilities are clean

@jonlamontagne 2 жыл бұрын

You are forgetting the water pressure!

@B.C.101 8 ай бұрын

Still gotta use water shoe's so you don't get the cum on the feet.

@greg1685 7 ай бұрын

Loves rules.

@mitchellmfc 3 жыл бұрын

The amount of time shane makes eye contact is alarmingly short

@honeydutch5915 2 жыл бұрын

Hes on record as being Australian. Cut him some slack.

@toxikmusic_ 2 жыл бұрын

take a shot when either shane or matt break eye contact

@taylorhray 2 жыл бұрын

He just looks australian

@gincream1993 Жыл бұрын

Narr.

@B.C.101 Жыл бұрын

That's the down syndrome dawg in him.

@headfullofacid8088 3 жыл бұрын

I was once an evil hippie and I eventually drifted and shot heroin every now and again every day for 10 years

@SHACOBES123 3 жыл бұрын

Classic evil hippie stuff. I casually use heroin everyday

@keeganbarbieri6784 2 жыл бұрын

User name checks out. I, TOO, am an evil hippie, however I just snort so im b e t t e r

@Nwordscissorhands1738 2 жыл бұрын

@@keeganbarbieri6784 you snort h?

@bickyboo7789 2 жыл бұрын

@@keeganbarbieri6784 lmao fr those coke head hippies talking shit on crack heads pisses me off

@toastedt140 Жыл бұрын

Name and pic checks out

@orangejoe54 2 жыл бұрын

The fat attack bit had me choking laughing as a former fat who has witnessed many friends fall victim to fat attacks over the years

@BasedBuddDwyerr 3 жыл бұрын

SHOUT OUT DARK SOULS! Shout out future shooters

@poon_don 2 жыл бұрын

Never realized it was my love of college football that was keeping me from going full hollow at school. Thanks for that knowledge, Shane

@jsp7218 3 жыл бұрын

Shane lived long enough to see himself become the villain. Embrace it. All hail the Dark King Gillis & the Dark Sage Cuskie

@jb7720 11 ай бұрын

I miss this set up as much as the chill livingroom hang is reminiscent of my past to watch when they have guests is painful lol

@duncanbarton5850 10 ай бұрын

Love the evil hippy talk, very real phenomenon that is seldom discussed

@jsifgonz4843 2 ай бұрын

I bn onto this cast for a couple yrs now HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THIS ONE?! Definitely one of the classics. Had me rollin! Maaan Bless tha dawgs

@tjacksondolph4026 2 жыл бұрын

“They should have a pressure gauge on your prostate” 😂

@ThisIsNotYourFriend Жыл бұрын

Literally read this comment as he said this, really tripped me out.

@MrJol420 3 жыл бұрын

Shane realizing he's gay for calling Godfrey gay was highlarious.

@TheDillberto 3 жыл бұрын

GODFREY IS GAY

@Paddyjay12 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheDillberto shane is too

@brandname6 2 жыл бұрын

I also noticed that

@whenwasthat Жыл бұрын

He's pretty gay though, overall.

@parithian8462 Жыл бұрын

I'll fall on my gay sword then, cuz Godfrey is gay

@redactedmane 5 ай бұрын

These pods will go down in history as getting me thru 2020 ❤😂 as a west PA native I love me some DAWGZ , I'm glad shane finally getting his due !

@Jameis1of1 5 ай бұрын

“Bad paperwork bro” is getting added to the bag asap

@thomasowens3135 Жыл бұрын

Has anyone else noticed Matt pulling a “North Korea” and making himself sit higher than Shane 😂😂😂

@Dawgenvy 10 ай бұрын

I had a good laugh picturing his legs swinging under the table lol

@MrBLee2015 3 жыл бұрын

Getting it to luis wouldve been the most hilarious turn of events.

@nuckels188 3 жыл бұрын

Luis or ari would've been the least gay about it

@wisterV 2 жыл бұрын

Shane should have fallen on the sword and chugged the entire beer & acid, saving Big Jay and defeating evil Luigi J Gomez

@FupaLipa 3 жыл бұрын

there was literally a shooting at a madden tournament on stream lol

@nuckels188 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the nerd was going after the jocks

@hambletonorama 3 жыл бұрын

"Hostess is the hottest waitress."

@billbush4695 3 жыл бұрын

This looks way better than JRE's new set design

@ugugugthe2nd.732 3 жыл бұрын

Shoulda been DeRosa rather than Jay and it should have been '3 MORE TABS 3 MORE TABS !'

@garyswoleman4698 3 жыл бұрын

If they irreversibly broke Derosa's brain with acid nobody would have a problem with it.

@boosh90 2 жыл бұрын

Back on these first studio casts after a year. That truckers pulling over bit ROCKED me

@thesweatbaron8443 Жыл бұрын

Shanes hair always reminds me of a the special olympics

@ERoBB1 9 ай бұрын

Love how the Covid talk is both of them paraphrasing headlines they saw (but don’t know what it means) and then saying “I don’t get it”, but not letting that stop them from forming big opinions about it.

@Goofmaxxin 5 ай бұрын

Shut up gaye

@WARWITHWARWICK 6 ай бұрын

Shane telling Ari he’s gonna get dosed is by far his most egregious sin

@joshcornwell6061 9 ай бұрын

Its pretty crazy to watch these in 2023 knowing how this actually all played out.

@samael4550 8 ай бұрын

Yeah really makes me realize that while Shane is absolutely hilarious, most of the time he has no clue what he’s talking about 😂

@DG-bi2yj 3 жыл бұрын

Negoprison’s no joke

@imavileone7360 3 жыл бұрын

#autismawareness please support @DG

@MrAs2114eva 3 жыл бұрын

They're always what im worried about if i went to prison

@lunchbag_larry 3 жыл бұрын

@@MrAs2114eva neg with an e dude

@lunchbag_larry 3 жыл бұрын

the only way to escape the 9 circles of hell is to walk into the center and crawl down Satan's leg. Like andy dufresne and the river of shit

@DatBoi-mo9vc Жыл бұрын

Fully read as negroprison and thought "isnt that a little redundant?"

@renae_vorpe 3 жыл бұрын

Fell in with those Big City Slams and lost sight of the Lawd

@scottshoe842 3 жыл бұрын

Big city slams boys

@benmeadors6799 3 жыл бұрын

@@scottshoe842 wheel snipe celly, boys! Ferda

@renae_vorpe 3 жыл бұрын

Too. Much. Funnn.

@stefanmironov6405 3 жыл бұрын

Shane's hardcore history rulz

@elijahrodriguez647 28 күн бұрын

shanes evil hippie voice is dangerously close to his nate diaz impression

@jacksonzante5817 3 ай бұрын

you did get snl boy🐈‍⬛⭐️

@TonsMoreCowbell 3 жыл бұрын

Don’t feel bad about the Godfrey burn. That dude is such a phony

@imavileone7360 3 жыл бұрын

Hey brotha man, it's you from redbar

@TonsMoreCowbell 3 жыл бұрын

I'm A Vile One damn dude I’m not from redbar. I’ve never even been to chicago

@robertstimmel1100 2 ай бұрын

I'm far more offended by Shane trashing on Dark Souls than any racist comment anyone has ever made

@nolanbrown9848 2 ай бұрын

Lmao he’s a madden and fifa guy that drinks a case a beer in a sitting… doesn’t sound like a dark souls guy to me

@Cody-xi8iy 5 ай бұрын

40:06 😂 “you’re never gonna get snl”

@lostinthewoods8032 3 жыл бұрын

Electric Kool-Aid DAWGZ

@SosukeAizen748 11 ай бұрын

An ar 15 is not an assault rifle

@davidjacquez2244 3 жыл бұрын

Mister Cool 😎!!!

@derekd4394 3 жыл бұрын

Mister cool=coke energy

@misc0777 2 жыл бұрын

One of the best podcasts in the last year.

@trevorlecain4006 2 жыл бұрын

i was a trucker for 5 years. it's about $12 for private bathroom/shower. it's pretty sweet. i'd always spray it down with some lysol first

@sillygoose4472 2 жыл бұрын

Dosing people is an insanely horrible thing to do.

@mikeb6085 9 ай бұрын

For so many reasons. I figured they were all kinda game for those kinda hijinks, but nope dude never even tried it. So yes Shane your intuition was right, lol

@evergreengames5798 3 жыл бұрын

Shane , I am in minnesota, there are some DAWGz out here. Looking forward to it.

@brick.415 3 жыл бұрын

this is just two hilarious fuckers in literal gaming chairs talking for an hour and a half. how does this work so well?

@TheTokyoPartners 5 ай бұрын

20:40 😂😂 matt confusing 'boko haram' with 'Boca Raton'

@aeskeets Жыл бұрын

Damn, it's so cool how Matt's the hero of every story he tells. He's the Chris Kyle of podcasting .

@Dick_Dastardly4_7 Жыл бұрын

He follows the path of the righteous man.

@gincream1993 Жыл бұрын

He’s a SheepDAWG

@ThisIsNotYourFriend Жыл бұрын

Dudes out here taking shots at the Shaman

@aeskeets Жыл бұрын

@This Is Not Your Friend Incorporated Incorporated I said how Matt is "so cool". That's a positive comment, brother.

@ThisIsNotYourFriend Жыл бұрын

@aeskeets my bad brother, in my marijuana induced state I took it as sarcasm. Peace be with you my friend.

@Mr_Pickles_ 3 жыл бұрын

HAIL PAIMON

@imavileone7360 3 жыл бұрын

PRAISE HIM 🙏

@jasonyount8888 3 жыл бұрын

Where did the Paimon thing come from? What does it mean? I missed that episode

@Tramz14 4 ай бұрын

Look at us now! 'You're never gonna get SNL'

@jkowski469 3 жыл бұрын

shane flew too close to the sun(Ari) and got burned

@opegamin 3 жыл бұрын

Shane would like Dark Souls. chill chill chill

@opegamin 3 жыл бұрын

@Alex Jackson For shane yea

@andrewg3724 3 жыл бұрын

How do they have better cameras than LOS?

@bigheverly 3 жыл бұрын

They must shop at Sam’s club. Ive been when they are out of the normal deer park water and I had to get the flip top bottles like I’m on the move.

@ryanprendergast7776 2 жыл бұрын

Just an overall fantastic ep. Hitting so many great points

@henoktesfaldet4517 2 жыл бұрын

my thoughts exactly!

@kyledutton6550 4 ай бұрын

Its crazy that Snopes said s man who raped a 9 year old boy isn't a pedophile.

@boscoedash6363 3 жыл бұрын

Truckers are so slow because they don’t stop to yank it Shane and Matt LOL.

@ZeranZeran 5 ай бұрын

35:00 I like how Shane spent 10 minutes talking about Kyle, crapping on him, then deciding "actually I agree, I feel the same way" Lol. This is America.

@andimjennifer2260 7 ай бұрын

"Youre never gonna get SNL" 40:05

@Hashhogan 4 ай бұрын

Bean pies & Cinnamon Cakes are a combo I never thought I’d see grouped together 💀

@pfft7738 Ай бұрын

10:50-13:40 as a trucker this was hilarious af lol.

@FlippyHambone 3 жыл бұрын

*Matt’s wife is ‘Real Ass Dude of the Week’!* #Gumption

@sl0aner27 3 жыл бұрын

Haha I was at that rooftop comedy roast. The dudes running it were saying they told Lemaire not to come knew he'd have a squad. Was standing next to him all night. Drank a ton of that pitcher mixed drink of titos lol

@HasanPikerIsADouche 7 ай бұрын

The news is good at deception, even the dawgs fell for their bs on Rittenhouse and blake

@ur-next_012 9 ай бұрын

shane was missing some crucial details on the Rittenhouse thing but i csnt really blame him since hes not from wisconsin

@jasonotto9126 8 ай бұрын

I'm from Australia and I knew the details. Comedians especially good ones usually do their homework. But hey can't be perfect all the time I'm sure he was trying to be careful after all the weirdos tried to cancel him. Or not 😂

@noggindude5012 4 ай бұрын

I knew Lameezy was gonna say Dark Souls 🤣

@BG-sj7zh 5 ай бұрын

being from philly/sj listening to you guys is like kicking it with my boys

@rageagainsttheworld 3 жыл бұрын

I crashed my honda civic due to the sybian on stern

@ricksazama 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao!!

@bigdawgs94 3 ай бұрын

L E G E N D

@kemperlennox5209 3 жыл бұрын

Ever count the amount of times Matt says "like" in a single ep? Lol

@chrisestrada778 2 жыл бұрын

This episode is one of the best ever. 👌

@SiLLieGhiLLie 29 күн бұрын

Better have a shower when I’m out here on the road for 5 months straight.

@littlemac844 3 жыл бұрын

This episode should've been called "Mr. Pebbles"

@mattking3106 26 күн бұрын

Someone get shane his own history show it would be #1

@lazylion420 3 жыл бұрын

LOS is doing the best podcast content of 2020. this presidential election was better than pro wrestling 🙌

@joeydouken1292 6 ай бұрын

"All 3 of us were cool as f" "daaaaamn"😂

@stope420 Жыл бұрын

The Young Bull looks like he could do a live action commercial for Little Bits from Rick & Morty.

@TheArborphiliac 8 ай бұрын

I used to live in Bloomington, MN. Good times. This was way before i learned about the dawgz though.

@himmerswag Жыл бұрын

This ep is a all timer.

@jamdolo92 3 ай бұрын

godfreys podcast is just him acting like a black panther

@SosukeAizen748 11 ай бұрын

Its the 21 ft or 7 yrd rule. It takes less than 2 seconds to close that gap.

@jayhudson3257 6 ай бұрын

1:16:46 mine passed away last April and the guy was an absolute legend, I miss my best friend

@bracksampson1 3 жыл бұрын

1:12:50 gave me Delco shivers. Well done boys

@b.samarripa1833 2 жыл бұрын

Anything that involves Kilah is gonna be hilarious lol

@lylechipperson3407 3 жыл бұрын

holy shit that lemaire fat attack story was hilarious.

@bigheverly 3 жыл бұрын

30:49 “crafty” easy on the adjectives doctor Nick Cannon

@Richerwitcher 6 ай бұрын

I wish I could play this while driving around in GTA

@jakebaker4066 6 ай бұрын

17:27 I haven’t laughed this hard in about a week exactly.

@bigdawgs94 3 ай бұрын

When Shane is cooking on some History for the DAWGS woooooo

@rods5569 6 ай бұрын

Truck life >>>>> Salt life

@dillonbgray 9 ай бұрын

"Rise of the Evil Hippies" sounds like a great B movie.

@quinnimon 2 жыл бұрын

Civil War Shane is Master Class.

@Flyinglotus25 Жыл бұрын

Pretty cool, my wife’s stationed at fort Riley which is where the Custer house is and it’s a great historical site to visit

@nightboiii 2 жыл бұрын

visiting national monuments/landmarks just to say, "yeah this checks out"

@vertical7047 4 ай бұрын

I have become a huge fan of Matt, since I started watching the show.

@cloudbloom 4 ай бұрын

He's the best. Consistently dropping them 432hz consciousness bombs

@silentsam222 2 жыл бұрын

Recommended this before the dawgz on LoS tonight, full Shrek 1.

@MattH-wg7ou Жыл бұрын

More evil hippies at Phish concerts than anywhere else. String Cheese hippies are cool in my experience. Phish is where the EHs are at.