Matt's passion about public school basic needs is spot on.

You can pick gender, eye color, etc. but we’re in the early stages of genome sequencing so only some clinics do it and it’s expensive. That is one of the many moral dilemmas about Eugenics, it gives the wealthy the opportunity to have children with “better” genes (more athletic, less prone to disease) while the lower class is stripped of that possibility. If we continue down this path, there will be an even more distinct separation of classes

I’ve started saying ‘HUH?’ so much so that my husband called me out for it & I’m just now realizing that I’m subconsciously copying Carly & Erin lmao

The alarm going off and them casually pulling out their drinks had me dead hahahaha

Erin who worked in accounting “ I don’t get math” and “Just print more money” This made me chuckle sm 😂💕

i cant comprehend how cashiers CANNOT sit… like wdym

I am joe

I think one of the reason humans carry for ten months is because we can’t physically birth a child that would develop any further and get larger. So we do birth earlier that other mammals but that’s why we don’t walk right out of the womb because the bones and ligaments aren’t even fully formed yet unlike when animals are born they’re so much larger and further developed and ready to go! I don’t know if that makes any sense at all but I saw it once on a show and kinda made sense to me!

the way everybody ignored carly’s “is 12% a lot” and then laughing at her getting drunk quick 😭😂

they were 100% talking about heath when laughing at the person who would believe Terrence Howard is a genius lol

My husband is a mail man and just got a sprinter van with AC! They're working on getting them for all USPS workers thankfully! Also, he tries to take his bathroom breaks at the best bakeries because they always give him free sweets. 😂

50:28 THANK YOU MATT!!!! Please keep preaching this!! I’m working in a therapeutic middle school program right now and it’s 90s everyday with no AC. We ask everyday. (The food is also shit)

I study biomedical science and i learned how next gen sequencing works etc but yes designer babies do exists! In Belgium it’s illegal to pick and choose for fentotype and for some diseases such as diabetes (so picking the embryo that has the least chance of developing it). In the US and i think in the Netherlands too, it’s not illegal and ppl will pay thousands of dollors to have a girl embryo or the one white blue eye cause you’re able to analyse every gene of that embryo… With CRISPR you can also design your “perfect” baby, you can delete and insert any gene you want, and have a white kid with 4c hair type. Is it ethical? No, but it is possible. A doctor edited genes of a twin embryo using CRISPR so they would become immune to HIV. They’re alive, but not immune to HIV lol plus they’re now living with edited genes and CRISPR in them and scientists don’t know what can happen to them in the future.

26:28 this made me chuckle so much. It had school kids on a field trip getting let out on their lunch break haha. This was such a highlight for me and idk why lol

Good Influences Cruise 2025

erin’s hair is soo good

“You sound like a radical leftist liberal Matt how dare you!” “I’m a terrible person” LMAO I love yall!

I love you guys and it’s so infectious and sweet watching yall giggle together. Congrats again on 100 and thanks for sharing your friendship with all of us ❤🎉

I’ve been loving these past two episodes!! Y’all crack me tf up😂😂 Hey, just a sidenote, I don’t know how it works, but is there a way where the ads could be not in the middle of y’all sentences? Not that big deal or complaint or anything but sometimes I forget what y’all were talking about when the ad read ends lol, I’m kind of lost sometimes ha ha but I love you guys and have been here since the start and I’d love to watch y’all grow❤❤

I LOVEEEEE when Carlys Midwestern lingo comes out like "Willy nilly" and just random things she says 😂

“I think about Obama shooting free throws at least once every two weeks.” - Matt King

Awh I wish this was really after the drunk ep, it was so good guys, I can't wait to hear y'all talk about it!!

Make my baby a Fury 💀

I’ve been waiting for the Drunk Episode Prequel all week

I NEED A PART 2

Carly getting tipsy after like 2 sips is killing me 🤣

The heartbeat conversation scared me as someone with POTS my heart rate is constantly 130+

Matt is right about the honey 😂

Awesome job! So trendy and continuously relevant!

19 minutes in and I’m too lit for this 😅 I’ll come back later

It’s so funny hearing a rave cruise from a non-ravers perspective bc shit is WILD! To be fair that was the first EDSEA too so we were overly excited

I’m way tooo high for this lol..

This episode is so funny My stomach hurts from laughing Mike is too smart for this world jaja

Wish this was a high episode! Good topic for it

Favorite podcast!

school busses are built to be very safe there's no seatbelts cuz imagine 1st graders having to take off their seatbelt if the got in an accident and had to evacuate. and they are tested yearly to ensure they are safe. they are one of the safe vehicles out there which is also why people turn them into mobile homes cuz retired school buses are cheap and safe

I loved this episode!

Thank you Matt for saying red heads are a blessing! ❤

Matt just trying to actually explain 3D printing because Carly said she didn't get it and then they all just talked over him...the audience wanted to hear

Matt- the reason human babies are less developed at birth than many animals is because they originally used to grow longer inside of the mother. Once humans became bipedal it became harder for childbirth so babies come sooner. They have less time to cook persay

I feel like this episode was the pregame to the drunk episode and they just hit the bong

from first to last "dear diary my teenage angst has a body count" was a cd i had to rip 3 different times because it got so much play

I think Mike needs to fact check himself about dead bodies in bridges.

I had an ablation as well. SVT here!

Ups driver here! Our trucks are new, but they rip the ac out because of how in and out we are we would just be wasting freon lol and bathroom - guys pee in bottles, us girls gotta stop at the gas station 20 times a day 😂

Just like Breathe Carolina always says: "words are just a string of letters"

i learned more in this episode than all my years of schooling including college lmao

Erin looks gorgeous

1:09:58 🤯 I never put that together, I always said Bavel like in Hebrew and I never realized translated it would be Babbel aka the language app. Thanks Rav Mike!!

SHAQ for President!!!

People stuck in the concrete of a bridge is a myth thankfully!

Can someone explain why they need the alarm to start drinking??

My cousins are twins because of gene splicing they chose gender, hair color(1 set is ginger) and for them to be twins it’s soooo expensive

MATT FOR PRESIDENT 2024 🎉

i am really dying to know who carly and erin’s first roommate was

Mike, your friend was totally lying to you about picking the height/eye color/etc lol

Wolf Parkinson White syndrome is really rare

Bodies in most bridges when interstates were being built in the 1960s.

29:17 i used to think the same but then athletes would be dead quicker but it’s usually the opposite

I’m a 2000’s baby & it does make it super easy to know my age 😌

My sister in law and her wife when purchasing sperm paid extra to make sure they would have blue eyes to look like their mommies.

Mikes heart beat thing is totally wrong … so if you work out and run a lot and speed up your heart beat you die sooner? No

Victroer was a crank with vinenal

i cant comprehend why we can’t print more money. like the girls i do understand but like they were getting at we made all these systems up so we could all agree not to at like anything changed

55:25 my birthday is December 31st 1999 !!

Technically, this podcast should’ve been number 100 and the drunk one should’ve been 101 because you guys are talking about things prior to that episode.

WAIT MATT YOU HAVE WOLFF PARKINSON WHITE SYNDROME????? ME FUCKING TOO!!!!

43:28 based

Mike is just not a girls girl

you guys laughed at Matt having to restart 3 times at 1:00:30 but honestly you all were cutting him off continuously so he had to restart.

The bullying gingers needs to stop!

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So they’re just not gonna mention all that drama and just continue making episodes after taking a weird break without mentioning that either… I don’t know. I’ve had weird vibes ever since that episode.

hot take but I'm glad that Mike didnt vote just to vote. That's usually how the wrong people end up in office *coughcough trump*

I thought you had to have so many children before you could do things like sex selection 🤔

Just had my baby and after pregnancy and going thru newborn phase the answer is Jesus Christ ❤ I have no doubt