The best part of going to Olive Garden is eating the complimentary raw fettuccine they serve in the lobby

made the "how much did it cost?" "Everything." meme reference before it even existed.

"For an entire 3 and a half weeks" is comparable to Travis working at Jimmy Johns for 2 months not knowing how to make a sandwich only to get offered Asst. Manager.

I know when Justin said jorts and a mask he meant jorts a shirt and a mask but all I could imagine was Justin shirtless in jorts trying to eat breadsticks through a balaclava

I think about the phrase "people go to Olive Garden when they want to make a pasta mistake" every week, and I can't believe it wasn't greeted with more response.

"jorts and a mask" is a 2020 mood

Frankly, the real answer of if this woman is too stuck up to visit a restaurant because it's for poor people you really should break up with her. You don't need that kind of classism in your life.

i work at the golden corral. can confirm beefhook.

As someone who is a poor people, I can firmly say that olive garden is NOT for poor ppl, not where I'm from. Olive Garden is expensive as shit!!!

"I'll slip in there in my jorts and a mask" becomes much more relevant in coronatime

I went to my 'local' Olive Garden with some friends who had never been there before. As college students and therefore verified poor people, it was a good time. We destroyed probably fifty breadsticks all-totaled. They had the 'buy one take one' deal going on and the pasta I got to take back to our dorm was a really good breakfast for hungover me. Pasta mistake? More like pasta success story.

"lets go eat pasta until we die" ME

7:21 "did you eat at golden corral?" "yes..." "how much did it cost?" "Everything..."

Oh my god... when they said the last time they went to Golden Corral was after their mom died on Christmas Day, I lost it. I know it's bad of me to laugh but holy shit if that's not the most depressing thing you've ever heard you're lying.

Ironically I was eating pasta while listening to this, and nearly choked at the line "Let's go eat pasta until we die!"

THIS IS MAYBE THEIR MOST UNDERRATED BIT AND I LOVE IT

their story about golden corral reminds me that the last place I ate with my dad before he passed away was a Denny's on Thanksgiving because everywhere else was either closed or packed. Funnily enough, we tried to go to Golden Corral first.

I wouldn’t date anyone who says anything to the effect of “that’s a poor person place” like I hate Olive Garden but like shit that’s such a stuck up attitude.

Summer 2020 now I go everywhere in my jorts and a mask

I grew up in a working class family & if olive garden is "middle class" and golden corral is "low middle class," I can say that Hartz Chicken is the one place that was below even my very low standards I remember the floors being slightly oily where when you walked your shoes stuck a little to the tile and the food was really bland. The one buffet where I stuck with small servings and one plate lol

I think of the phrase "Just slorsh you sauce! And count your blessings" daily

Did justin say hed go in there with his _jorts_ and his _mask._

Justin saying "I wear my Jorts and a mask, because I am preparing for 2020, when there will be a pandemic that will plunge the whole world into quarantine" really caught me off guard

I cried laughing at the bit about them going to Golden corral, but to be fair, I kind of understanding what they mean. During the peak of the pineapple on pizza debate, I had to go to my grandmother's funeral. Pineapple on pizza was served. I'm pro pineapple btw, but it's a bit interesting to eat pineapple pizza now because I think of death lol. Its funny in hindsight though

I currently work at the og and i can confirm. Og water is gross

Idk why but I find the golden corral story kind of comforting? I feel like a lot of the memories I have with my family that will actually lead us to all remembering exactly what I'm talking about and also make everybody laugh every time is some weird shit that happens after a funeral. To this day I will never forget my entire family sobbing dressed in black watching in horror as Liza Minnelli guest stared on Paula Deen and they literally kissed with their mouths full of cake a little bit and everybody instantly stopped crying and just stared and laughed for like 10 minutes this was at least 12 years ago and none of us can look at either of those people or hear the word luscious (lizas descriptor of the day) without absolutely losing it. Idk the golden corral thing makes me think abt this and other weirdly funny moments in times of sadness. Sorry if this is weirdly serious for a KZfaq comment it's just a funny memory lmao

I had dinner Christmas Eve 2015 at a Waffle House with my mom and grandmother after my grandfather died and it was very similar to their Golden Corral experience

The clip that's going to play next is wine accident.

see, if it WERE a poor persons nice restaurant.. wouldn't it still at least be a rich persons fast food?

im a dishwasher at olive garden and we're covered in OG water the whole day

Olive Garden is considered very exclusive and expensive where I'm from

Another Brother of the Darden Family, I dealt with Red Lobster Water. It was awful.

Wearing a mask at olive garden is the new norm

Haven't been to olive garden in years went today and had such an Experience I had to come back to this clip

"They go there to dine, to enjoy... come"

getting takeout with jorts and a mask, justin was truly ahead of his time

he said jorts and a mask and it didn’t even phase me damn you corona

the last time i went to golden corral i theorized that the food is made of homeless people so thats neat

Wait a hot second why did I IMMEDIATELY think of Dwane the rock Johnson when Travis began that sentence

I’m listening to this at 12am and getting incredible deja-vu and I’m not sure whether I should be scared or not

I was today years old when I found out their mom passed away

I went to Golden Coral as a little kid and my parents told me that I never wanted to go their again because apparently I found their food to be horrible

Listening to this in 2021 is wild bc when he talked about going to get takeout in a mask, i thought yeah of course, before realizing that didnt use to be normal

Listening to this in 2020 and let's just say I wasn't picturing a feather or a luchador mask

Them questioning the mask hits real different now

The experience they described when they went to Golden Corral for Christmas after their mom had died reflects my experience going to a local diner with my family for thanksgiving ever since my mom died.

Listening to this nowadays, for a fullass minute I didn’t understand what was so funny about picking up a to-go order with a mask on. Like, that just sounds like all of 2020 and 2021 to me lmao

I can't believe I can't afford olive garden... the true struggle

The whole “Jorts and mask” joke hits different in 2020

when he said he goes in with his mask on I thought nothing of it, this year normalized something I would have found truly bizarre

Must say something about me since I'm too poor for Olive Garden

I hope you wear a mask to the olive garden lol (context for people from the future this comment is from the covid 19 pandemic)

I refuse to return to a Waffle House. I've only been there two times. Once, I saw someone get their bike stolen in a parking lot, and the other time I saw man profusely vomiting on the floor for a solid 7 minutes.... never again.

Anyone else remember “there’s been a terrible ham mistake” ?

There are so many layers to this question. First, the question itself. The fact that an adult person posed this question, was troubled enough by it to ask people about it online, and then managed to phrase it so strangely. Then you realize that this person has a girlfriend! And you sit in your lonely room and cry for a while at the unfairness of it all. Fun question!

Justin saying "wearing a mask" after 2020 only seems appropriate

I'm not from america so i dunno what olive garden food is like but if anyone i was dating said "no we can't eat there that's for poor people" i'd literally deck them in the face like wtf is that supposed to mean

My friend just started a job at the OG and I gave him this video as his orientation

ok yall need to help me out here- what in the hell is golden corral??? i have literally never heard of this establishment before, i am so intrigued.

The mask talk felt different now

I’ve been there 4 times- 3 have had pasta mistakes that got my table free comp 😂 am I blessed or cursed?

In which Griffin describes pasta-mortem alcoholism.

So is red lobster fancy then...?

Watching this 3 yrs after upload and when Justin was talking about his mask and griffin laughed I was like why is that funny? Not realizing that he meant like a masquerade mask not his gd COVID mask

The group I went to prom with one girl thought the artesian pizza place my family suggested wasn’t fancy enough, and we ended up eating at an Olive Garden. In full prom tux gear. She ended up arguing with her boyfriend and sister about the whole night, and that’s really my only experience eating there

Anybody else catch that little fart @ 4:27?

olive garden is fancy for lower middle class

I imagined a black ski mask.

Olive Garden must have been way cheaper in 2017 cuz speaking as a poor person, this is not the place you go to save money.

My grandparents like cheddars. Its in nashville and has the best chicken ever

I was okay until the started talking about Golden Corral

pasta factory is trash i ordered a caesar salad there and they put fucking tomatoes on it like do u know your salads my dude it's the simplest fucking thing

1,100th like!!!! this is really funny thanks

4:26 ... what is that noise, boys?

The olive garden near me is overpriced bullshit, the Italian place in town gives more food/better quality food for less money. Giant chicken parm $13, OG chicken parm, 1/3 that size w/less pasta $18

I thought ski mask

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ghfhkkf ive only eaten at golden corral once, when we visited my grandparents, bc my family is too poor to eat there lmao. poverty

For poor people? I don't think so. When me and my brother went, we'd get one appetizer with our food and the bill was never under $50. Wait, if...if that's expensive for me, does that mean I'M poor?!

The mask joke lost its power in 2020

I won't eat at Skyline Chili or White Castle. Not because it's 'low quality' just because their food is gross.

The best part of going to Olive Garden is eating the complimentary raw fettuccine they serve in the lobby