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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Ай бұрын

Meanwhile... Fans of Beyoncé’s "Cowboy Carter" album are going to love the new sauce at Arby’s, a Tesla fan got hurt doing research on his Cybertruck, and it’s easier than ever to find out where the Mister Softee truck will be.
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@Missunderstood103
@Missunderstood103 Ай бұрын
How do we create actual human beings that stick their fingers in places they've seen crush, snap things off yet believe wholeheartedly it would _never_ happen to them?
@ZephyrysBaum
@ZephyrysBaum Ай бұрын
They stick far worse things than fingers in some places.
@misterflibble6601
@misterflibble6601 Ай бұрын
Can you say MAGA?
@Kr0nicDragon
@Kr0nicDragon Ай бұрын
You can’t, humans are hopelessly stupid
@OscarLangleySoryu
@OscarLangleySoryu Ай бұрын
Wait til you hear about the other things humans do, that’s nothing really
@ThisIS_Insane
@ThisIS_Insane Ай бұрын
CLEARLY, the dumbing down of the American Empire has gone too far. People just cannot think things thru, because they feel they are always right, when they aren't even close. Then again, FailArmy would have nothing to do... 🤡🤡🤣🤣😂😂☠☠
@zesty9815
@zesty9815 Ай бұрын
Now, when buying a truck, there's no need to compromise between style and safety: you can have it both ugly _and_ hazardous!
@ronaldbarker5407
@ronaldbarker5407 Ай бұрын
You win the internet today thank you
@JRoss-zxzx
@JRoss-zxzx Ай бұрын
Don't forget it's awesome uselessness too. As they keep getting stuck in snow, mud, sand, dry dirt and at least once in someone's driveway. Edit: should also mention the darned things can't haul anything either.
@paulgibbon5991
@paulgibbon5991 Ай бұрын
@@JRoss-zxzx It's perfectly suited for the wilderness, so long as it never rains.
@bilateralrope8643
@bilateralrope8643 Ай бұрын
@@JRoss-zxzx Don't forget that the manual tells you not to wash it in direct sunlight.
@samsung40_media87
@samsung40_media87 Ай бұрын
"You are now the new CEO of Tesla" 👏👏👏👏👏👏 *BRILLIANT*
@radicalross7700
@radicalross7700 Ай бұрын
Excellent! Now he can buy X and change the name to Y. As in "whY did I do something so moronic"?
@colleenclements5715
@colleenclements5715 Ай бұрын
I AGREE💯
@gretamurphy3704
@gretamurphy3704 Ай бұрын
"I'm dumber than a stick," said the Tesla Cybertruck owner
@Eidlones
@Eidlones Ай бұрын
The funny thing about the cybertruck video, is that he uploaded it anyway. He bought the truck so people would pay attention to him, and he uploaded the vid so people would pay attention to him.
@___beyondhorizon4664
@___beyondhorizon4664 Ай бұрын
He might need the KZfaq income to pay for a new finger 😅 Back in the day, guys who own Humvey was called the small penis guy, this is the new version . I saw a young guy who got into his Cybertruck in front of a restaurant 3 weeks ago.
@cogboy302
@cogboy302 Ай бұрын
​@@___beyondhorizon4664, the time may be approaching when he'll regret putting his trigger finger in the hood shut.
@Xiroi87
@Xiroi87 Ай бұрын
Just another dumb narcissist
@-Big_Big
@-Big_Big Ай бұрын
wonder if he is doing it to sue.
@NaeemTHM
@NaeemTHM Ай бұрын
Even funnier is that he wasn't the only person to make a video like this. I saw ANOTHER video of a guy that severely hurt himself trying to see if the Cybertruck frunk really would crush his finger.
@naryanr
@naryanr Ай бұрын
i don't think there's a single monkey on earth that would try the finger test after failing the stick test.
@Schnapsbrennor
@Schnapsbrennor Ай бұрын
Just a demonstration of the average cyber truck owner. You gotta live in a different reality to ignore all the shit that car is.
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 Ай бұрын
There’s a lady that used to work with Mythbusters who made her own Tesla truck. Her first name is Simone, her last name starts with G. She got the okay to chop up her Tesla and turn it into a pickup. She calls it Truckla. She has a channel of her making all sorts of things.
@Rohinthas
@Rohinthas Ай бұрын
Keep in mind: Due to their latest recall we know that Tesla has only delivered about 4000 Cyber Trucks so far, meaning that the barrage of videos showing the truck failing at basic truck things is a very representative sample of how well the thing works. The failure rate is THAT high! But then again, as this video proves, CyberTruck owners aint the brightest...
@Carewolf
@Carewolf Ай бұрын
Apparently the mean distance driven between repairs is currently at 11 miles :D
@martinzeibig
@martinzeibig Ай бұрын
Tesla has an incredible high failure rate anyway. 10% are not road worthy any more after just 2 years.
@Nick-fg4dq
@Nick-fg4dq Ай бұрын
Hearing this story reminded me of a will Rogers quote-"there are 3 types of men,the one that learns by reading the few that learn by observation,the rest if them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves"....lol😎
@davidlane256
@davidlane256 Ай бұрын
@@martinzeibigwere they ever worthy of the road?
@cmdraftbrn
@cmdraftbrn Ай бұрын
@@davidlane256 nope. just another sad douchemobile on the road screaming "witness me" before becoming a ball of flame in the hellscape that is u.s. roads
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 Ай бұрын
Who would be dumb enough to film himself breaking his finger in such a profoundly dumb way? I'm gonna go with "somebody dumb enough to buy that truck."
@mariopelletier4183
@mariopelletier4183 Ай бұрын
or somebody dumb enough to vote for trump
@TheIndianalain
@TheIndianalain Ай бұрын
And it's even dumber to put it online! Like "I'm sooo dumb I'm proud to show it to the entire world!"
@jackbauer322
@jackbauer322 Ай бұрын
Who ? AN AMERICAN of COURSE !
@malervik4176
@malervik4176 Ай бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jLmWl92Hzc7Hh6M.html
@LadyDoomsinger
@LadyDoomsinger Ай бұрын
@@TheIndianalain Yeah, I feel like that's the bigger question: I can believe that someone would be dumb enough to break their own finger. I can even believe they believed that it wouldn't happen. And I can believe that they'd film themselves doing it. But AFTER all that, who looks over that video of themselves breaking their own finger, and then uploads it for the world to see? You'd have to not only be insanely dumb to do that, you'd have to be insanely *honest* to not tamper with the video that makes you look dumb.
@heartofdawn2341
@heartofdawn2341 Ай бұрын
That guy was not the sharpest tool in the shed. The truck on the other hand
@utility63
@utility63 Ай бұрын
Great. Now it's on his other hand? That guy just doesn't learn!
@876_FIRE
@876_FIRE Ай бұрын
@@utility63 underrated reply here.
@zeroreyortsed3624
@zeroreyortsed3624 Ай бұрын
That guy should have known it wasn't safe after Musk bombed trying to prove the window was unbreakable. 😂 Also, it's kinda like the rule of always treating a firearm as loaded, even if you know it isn't. If your finger can get pinched between something, don't stick it in there on purpose, no matter how safe it says it is. 😂
@benn454
@benn454 Ай бұрын
Tesla cultists don't let a little thing like reality stop them.
@redlupo6193
@redlupo6193 Ай бұрын
Props to the animators for that sweet😁 detail of Mrs. Frostee's undulating hairdo with the sprinkles on top!
@MavenCree
@MavenCree Ай бұрын
Some guys tested that cybertruck trunk thing with a carrot... WEEKS ago. So people WANTED him to break his finger, and the idiot fell for it.
@ThisIS_Insane
@ThisIS_Insane Ай бұрын
I think Te$la forgot that people's fingers and whatever are going to be hanging out around the trunk. It needs an auto-reversing mechanism, so it will abort the latching and re-open the lid. I know they know how. Somebody does, anyway...
@paulgibbon5991
@paulgibbon5991 Ай бұрын
It's chilling to think of what that could do to a toddler who didn't know any better.
@AnonymOus-ss9jj
@AnonymOus-ss9jj Ай бұрын
@@ThisIS_Insane Well that's the thing the first guy who got his finger hurt did so after the car was updated to have a more responsive auto reversing function when it sensed resistance to being closed. HOWEVER, the update was a little more complicated than that. They still wanted the trunk to be able to bear down on packed in items like it did before, so while the first attempt at closing the door would be gentle, if that fails subsequent attempts to close the door would try to squish the items in harder. Thus when the first person to test the update put his arm, hand, and then subsequently finger in the trunk... Well, it didn't cut the finger off but his PTSD from what it did do prevented him from doing further tests. Which is where the guy in this video comes in. He did further tests with his finger in the trunk after closing the door in between each test, and showed that his finger didn't get hurt. But the people in the comments (who were ridiculing him just as hard as you see here even before he got hurt) teased him and said the test wasn't valid because he raised his finger slightly to push up against the trunk before it closed. So he tried again, only this time because his finger was right in the middle of the trunk door, because he forgot to close the trunk after it failed to close, and/or because some other confusing properties of the automated system were at play: his finger stopped being able to move after he removed it from the trunk. Hopefully it is healing up.
@Screamn.
@Screamn. Ай бұрын
​@@paulgibbon5991yeah, a toddler tall enough to reach the hood/trunk
@abthedragon4921
@abthedragon4921 Ай бұрын
OK, whoever wrote that Mister Softee jingle deserves a raise XD
@jonsabath9265
@jonsabath9265 Ай бұрын
Who’s got two thumbs but no other remaining fingers!? That guy!
@thomthom6268
@thomthom6268 Ай бұрын
Trunk v Finger. The new Darwin award final exam.
@lindaj5492
@lindaj5492 Ай бұрын
The final Darwin exam requires the participants to do something that prevents them passing on their genes to the next generation. I wonder what else he could have tested the truck with?
@rorycruickshank1390
@rorycruickshank1390 Ай бұрын
Darwin award is pretty final. Justifiably so. The genepool needs a little chlorine sometimes.
@gloomyblackfur399
@gloomyblackfur399 Ай бұрын
@@lindaj5492 Let's all challenge him to test an elastrator. "Everyone is asking you to! Let's find out!"
@queenrosered
@queenrosered Ай бұрын
😂😅🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 New CEO of Tesla! 🤣 🤣 🤣 😅👍
@AHersheyHere
@AHersheyHere Ай бұрын
Cyberbro saw people slicing carrots with the Cybertruck and thought “my finger for the meme stock.”
@michaellombardi1620
@michaellombardi1620 Ай бұрын
I was terrified watching that stupid man hurt his finger
@pirobot668beta
@pirobot668beta Ай бұрын
Why does this feel like something you'd see right after hearing: "Hey, watch this!"
@SageofStars
@SageofStars Ай бұрын
How DARE you imply that Steven?! Mr. Softee, like Mr. Peanut is married to his JOB good sir.
@DrSuperKamiGuru
@DrSuperKamiGuru Ай бұрын
I thought Mr. Peanut died.
@SageofStars
@SageofStars Ай бұрын
@@DrSuperKamiGuru I mean, how often does that stop people in Dragon Ball from being active?
@Earthneedsado-over177
@Earthneedsado-over177 Ай бұрын
I've heard mr softee is a terrible lover. Because …
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl Ай бұрын
🎶All the single servings. All the single servings. 🎶
@Paludion
@Paludion Ай бұрын
XD
@roganf4013
@roganf4013 Ай бұрын
Take your upvote and think about what you've done.
@Abedeuss
@Abedeuss Ай бұрын
This kinda proves that people buying Cybertrucks are too stupid to live. They literally see car snapping a twig in half, then are shocked to find out that yes, putting your finger between metal and a moving piece of metal will hurt... at best. And cost your finger at worst.
@Puffsdad
@Puffsdad Ай бұрын
I assume that it was supposed to open like an elevator door. Why someone would put their finger there after it broke the stick I believe is the definition of stupid.
@ronaldbarker5407
@ronaldbarker5407 Ай бұрын
Don’t buy a Nazi ugly truck lol
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 Ай бұрын
reminds me of people sticking their fingers in parrot cages.
@Puffsdad
@Puffsdad Ай бұрын
@@kenbrown2808 what about the people having their pictures taken with bison?
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 Ай бұрын
@@Puffsdad that reminds me of people crossing the street without checking for traffic.
@RLLE-dl3oy
@RLLE-dl3oy Ай бұрын
About the bees: "bee-nwhile" was right there!
@barbaraolson6783
@barbaraolson6783 Ай бұрын
Thank you Stephen & all who make the show and post possible. Love, light, peace, prosperity,and positive energy to everyone !
@JillKnapp
@JillKnapp Ай бұрын
Louis' little amused chuckle at 4:26 is so delightful.
@mikemcconeghy4658
@mikemcconeghy4658 Ай бұрын
Nice that we're finding out where all the bees have gone.
@Earthneedsado-over177
@Earthneedsado-over177 Ай бұрын
Now if we can find out where all the cowboys have gone.
@MadDragon75
@MadDragon75 Ай бұрын
Fingers? No problem I have 10... 9. 😲
@serendipityshopnyc
@serendipityshopnyc Ай бұрын
You would think he might at least choose the pinky, just in case. Pointer fingers are extremely useful!
@Kr0nicDragon
@Kr0nicDragon Ай бұрын
Ahh skittles littles, selling you less product for more money.
@bwenluck9812
@bwenluck9812 Ай бұрын
It's the American way, lol....
@scarlettuwu9582
@scarlettuwu9582 Ай бұрын
The Mr. Softy animation at the end was great 😊
@FacePlant1324
@FacePlant1324 Ай бұрын
Sticking your finger in any door or trunk that is closing is super stupid and very unsafe
@mikevanderman2727
@mikevanderman2727 Ай бұрын
Agree, it's not about the vehicle at all, it's about a weirdly dumb individual...
@benn454
@benn454 Ай бұрын
​@@mikevanderman2727The Cybertruck is also a POS. Both things can be true.
@paulgibbon5991
@paulgibbon5991 Ай бұрын
@@mikevanderman2727 Well, basic safety features sure HELP. Bear in mind that children are also prone to sticking their fingers in bad places.
@nopenope5042
@nopenope5042 Ай бұрын
Solid comment.
@randomname4726
@randomname4726 Ай бұрын
Lewis and the band are always killing it 👏
@stagger5863
@stagger5863 Ай бұрын
That Tesla where both funny and sad at the same time, mostly funny the idiot didn’t learn from the broken stick 🙄
@timwhite7127
@timwhite7127 Ай бұрын
The bin of unfixable is running over with stupid...
@SizzleMoonSong
@SizzleMoonSong Ай бұрын
Give those writers a raise! No AI could EVER come up with these Meanwhile intros! Beyond brilliant!!
@GTARC-2023
@GTARC-2023 Ай бұрын
Next test...Does sticking my hand on a hot stove hurt?
@Axolotl_Mischief
@Axolotl_Mischief Ай бұрын
Cybertruck owner - your daily reminder that having money does not require having intelligence. Also- ☠ @5:17 lmao
@thatjeff7550
@thatjeff7550 Ай бұрын
Cybertruck breaking fingers: of course, the same would happen if you slammed your finger in just about any other car door or trunk lid. No, what really concerned me when I got a chance to see one of these monster trucks is the fact that the edge of the panels haven't been rolled over (because apparently it's hard to fold stainless steel), nor have the edges been polished to a smooth, rolled edge. Meaning, if you grab hold of any of those panels by the edge and something jerks your hand away, you're gonna lose some skin to that semi-sharp edge.
@browninplay
@browninplay Ай бұрын
HAHA, excellent! I'd expect nothing less from a tesla owner 🤣
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Ай бұрын
I dare the CyberTruck Owner to zip up his pants without tucking it in first. (There’s Something About Mary)
@dielaughing73
@dielaughing73 Ай бұрын
FRANK AND BEANS!!!
@Itcouldbebunnies
@Itcouldbebunnies Ай бұрын
Turkish Delight😂
@SchoolforHackers
@SchoolforHackers Ай бұрын
Oh god that image still haunts me😊
@caroler11059
@caroler11059 Ай бұрын
Counting bees is easy. Just count their feet and divide by six.
@icantollie
@icantollie Ай бұрын
Too complicated. Suggest counting their wings and dividing by 4; much simpler
@JayTee2985
@JayTee2985 Ай бұрын
That Tesla dude will win a Darwin’s Award soon.
@hopeful5830
@hopeful5830 Ай бұрын
Skittles littles piddles🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SlicedZucchini
@SlicedZucchini Ай бұрын
New CEO of Tesla? More like new chief officer of safety advisory
@tec5x5
@tec5x5 Ай бұрын
Wow that Mr Softy skit was great
@yamboo2854
@yamboo2854 Ай бұрын
So many Cybertruck owner checked for themselves, i guess you need a lot of them to change a lightbulb ...
@marsipio1733
@marsipio1733 Ай бұрын
"Drifters road kill jerkey", 😂 fantastic 😂❤😂❤
@nikolaisikes6245
@nikolaisikes6245 Ай бұрын
Apparently the cyber truck updated the frunk door closing mechanism and now it progressively closes harder each time it fails to close.
@rosehill9537
@rosehill9537 Ай бұрын
Wait he filmed himself seeing the cybertruck a stick break then his finger getting broken...and STILL posted it to the Internet???😂
@dumaskhan
@dumaskhan Ай бұрын
that Mr. softie bit escalated quickly.
@askew9976
@askew9976 Ай бұрын
Arby’s roast beef, and a whitish sauce…ok Arby’s we know where you went with this. 😂
@ms0824
@ms0824 Ай бұрын
You nasty 😂😂
@napalmholocaust9093
@napalmholocaust9093 Ай бұрын
We estimate bees by the pound. I think it is 3k per. Something like 10k in a 3 pound box. You can just buy them w/o a hive in a screen sided box, queen on top in a tuna can with sugar plugs they eat through when you put it in a new hive.
@misterflibble6601
@misterflibble6601 Ай бұрын
It was a joke.
@rollingthunder1043
@rollingthunder1043 Ай бұрын
Must have been tricky to measure the bees inside the kids' wall! With people you gotta subtract belts and shoes, do beekeepers have to subtract honey and wax?
@SoManyRandomRamblings
@SoManyRandomRamblings Ай бұрын
​​@@rollingthunder1043 they weigh the honeycomb separately. There was about 100 lbs of honeycomb. They find the queen and put it in a little cage inside the transport box and the rest of the bees go to follow the queen and move themselves to the transport box. The few remaining stragglers usually get sucked up with a vacuum and then honeycomb removed.
@Moondog66602
@Moondog66602 Ай бұрын
I've seen exactly 2 cyber trucks in the wild so far
@barbaramonaco105
@barbaramonaco105 Ай бұрын
So far zero cyber trucks here, and this is an area with a lot of Teslas.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Ай бұрын
The wasps didn't sting the stick...so...
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl Ай бұрын
Stephen's been practicing his Japanese. His writers failed to sink him this time. 😁
@kcking
@kcking Ай бұрын
They didn't. He said waygu and it's wagyu. But he does very impressively nonetheless
@papagena1
@papagena1 Ай бұрын
No, it was still a miss. It’s pronounced WAH-gyoo.
@SweetTreat-wl2yl
@SweetTreat-wl2yl Ай бұрын
@@papagena1 Hai!
@rebeccaw2197
@rebeccaw2197 Ай бұрын
... and then the guy actually sticks his finger there to be crushed... that was horrifying. A slow moving train wreck.
@davidanderson566
@davidanderson566 Ай бұрын
So does that mean that New York City is not so much a city, but a Habitrail?
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Ай бұрын
Horsey Sauce? Reminds me of the use of totally ineffective Horsey Paste during the pandemic.
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 Ай бұрын
horsey sauce - because they aren't allowed to call it horseradish.
@SeanTube2099
@SeanTube2099 Ай бұрын
I loved the animation style of that cartoon.
@sandytrunks
@sandytrunks Ай бұрын
@3:40 "Micro apartments are predominantly situated within pre-war doorman co-op buildings. Most are configured as studios (no surprise). All Manhattan studios comprise roughly 14 percent of the housing stock and average a little over 500 square feet." Sounds like living in a closet... soooo, like living in Manhattan working a 9 to 5 day job while writing your "Great American Novel." We've all been there. Side note: munching Skittles can help when you can't afford food.
@___beyondhorizon4664
@___beyondhorizon4664 Ай бұрын
Not sure if this is similar to my brief stayed in a Parisian spare 'room' around 2001. A friend's friend let me stayed for free at the old days servants quater, a tiny room on the top floor with a single bed, a tiny sink and shared toilet in the hall. 5 story building, only stairs!!!
@Welgeldiguniekalias
@Welgeldiguniekalias Ай бұрын
46m² sounds like a nice pied-a-terre so you don't have to commute five days a week, but not a place where you would want to live for a year.
@t.tenney3470
@t.tenney3470 Ай бұрын
500 square feet is PLENTY of room for an apartment. Here we have a housing crisis. You wouldn't want kids there, but that's big enough for me, by far
@chezmoi42
@chezmoi42 Ай бұрын
I own a 490 sf condo in Seattle. It has a large living room, normal bath with tub/shower, kitchen with eating area, and a walk-in closet big enough for a queen bed if you don't want a sofa bed and don't need the space for storage. I haven't lived in it, but tenants seem happy and there's very little turnover.
@shaunsheep8188
@shaunsheep8188 Ай бұрын
I live in HK. 500sqf is a two bedroom large apartment for many people here.
@laidbackmark7651
@laidbackmark7651 Ай бұрын
Mr Frosty: "Wasn't being a Softee enough Stephen... Wasn't being a Softee enough for Gods sake???"
@IslanKleinknecht
@IslanKleinknecht Ай бұрын
The man with that intelligence had enough money to afford a Tesla.
@psicologiajoseh
@psicologiajoseh Ай бұрын
The guy doing “experiments“ with his expensive Tesla... That moment when you realize there are people way dummer than you with way more money and privileges... This ain't a fair world, right?
@AyshaPaige
@AyshaPaige Ай бұрын
A skittles littles piddle by the griddle 🤌
@otibed358
@otibed358 Ай бұрын
ARBY'S? What would Jon Stewart do?
@___beyondhorizon4664
@___beyondhorizon4664 Ай бұрын
We'll find out on Monday 😂
@ms0824
@ms0824 Ай бұрын
Kimmel would have them cater.
@angelcastro3129
@angelcastro3129 Ай бұрын
That guy who bought the tesla is proof positive that there are folks out there with more Dollars than sense. 😂
@cindyd2963
@cindyd2963 Ай бұрын
How about that? A Meanwhile intro without using the word abandoned.
@qing-jaohan8641
@qing-jaohan8641 Ай бұрын
They are in such a rut with that bit. Need some different segments for variety. Bring back Midnight Confessions!
@Richbydesignpullupj26
@Richbydesignpullupj26 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 damn it yeah keep trusting Tesla
@CaseAgainstFaith1
@CaseAgainstFaith1 Ай бұрын
Everybody’s askin’. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
@solderbuff
@solderbuff Ай бұрын
Mr. Softie sketch was gold 🥇
@cheknfaks
@cheknfaks Ай бұрын
possibly explains why those thumbs up are so big in Elons' photos
@peternord8440
@peternord8440 Ай бұрын
And it looks like he's lost all his fingers .Clearly he's the panel fitment inspector as well .
@tomnowlin9652
@tomnowlin9652 Ай бұрын
Starts off “road kill jerky” meanwhile with an Arby’s story… 😂
@yudithcaron8053
@yudithcaron8053 Ай бұрын
Thanks to Colbert, I now know how the Wagyu beef remain calm when it goes in the slaughterhouse. First they brush its coat with sake, then it gives it a bucket of beer everyday, and last, they switch the beer with sake for its final day. That's also why Wagyu beef has this slight taste of booze.
@keithnewton5508
@keithnewton5508 Ай бұрын
The actions of the man with the Cybertruck are easily explained. We are talking about a person who bought a Cybertruck and we all know that you can't fix Cybertruck owners (or their vehicle).
@calebnolan4726
@calebnolan4726 Ай бұрын
Dang! I wish I had that ice cream app when I was a kid. It would've made begging my mom for ice cream so much easier!
@shermarkle
@shermarkle Ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure Fox is the roadkill jerky of news......😅
@lazyperfectionist1
@lazyperfectionist1 Ай бұрын
2:59 You know, I've seen this kind of thinking in the movie _A Christmas Story._ Oh, fudge.
@dh8203
@dh8203 Ай бұрын
One of the first thing you teach kids is to watch out for closing doors because getting your finger stuck in there when it closes really hurts. They generally master that concept by the time they're 4.
@Angie2343
@Angie2343 Ай бұрын
Well done on the Mister Softee commercial parody!
@peterbathum2775
@peterbathum2775 Ай бұрын
Ignoring the results of testing a hypothesis and damaging your body is sad. Paper Wasp nest yes.
@hellcat1988
@hellcat1988 Ай бұрын
A thick,white cream called "horsy sauce" out of a long, hard tube you have to pump to dispense. I never manage to make it past the condiment dispensers in Arby'ss without snickering at that.
@markfairbanks3533
@markfairbanks3533 Ай бұрын
Horsey sauce for my horsey meat...what's funny about that?
@marketads1
@marketads1 Ай бұрын
Such smart comedy! Always LOL!!
@abbylarkspur
@abbylarkspur Ай бұрын
I was reading a distant relative's memoir about life on the farm and he said their walls became filled with honeybees. He said he poked a hole in the wall to steal honey, but eventually the hole got too big and bees started coming out! He's really distant.
@janhaugen6034
@janhaugen6034 Ай бұрын
Cyberfail 😂
@DavidIyashi
@DavidIyashi Ай бұрын
Some of the greatest comedy on net,he's a funny one,aint he,Stephen Colbert
@S1L3NTG4M3R
@S1L3NTG4M3R Ай бұрын
Well... if he was dumb enough to buy a cyber truck, then you know he was not smart enough to keep his finger safe.
@s.voltronic8805
@s.voltronic8805 Ай бұрын
Damn... and the right index finger has to be in the top 3 of most important fingers if right handed. Why risk that one
@ziqi92
@ziqi92 Ай бұрын
Cybertruck owners must let their intrusive thoughts win a lot
@audreymuzingo933
@audreymuzingo933 Ай бұрын
That was the best "Sometimes...." ever.
@valeriemarott1923
@valeriemarott1923 Ай бұрын
"......drifter's road kill jerkey...." lolololololol 😅😂❤
@hirudinaria
@hirudinaria Ай бұрын
1:20 for the cultured souls!! 😂😂
@jeffreylafountain2643
@jeffreylafountain2643 Ай бұрын
Natural consequences FTW!!!
@JustinKase1969
@JustinKase1969 Ай бұрын
So, the stick broke - next test, hotdog.
@MK-su6eg
@MK-su6eg Ай бұрын
Once again, laughing and stoned ! Arby's and skittles +icecream, really got my attention! munchies..........!!! Aloha from Hawaii
@BrodieScott27
@BrodieScott27 Ай бұрын
Ooh, Brenda used twice in one week for comic effect. I am in heaven.
@Halidor
@Halidor Ай бұрын
Proving once again YOU CANT FIX STUPID!
@jimlawton4184
@jimlawton4184 Ай бұрын
Honestly, I’m surprised you showed that clip of the finger. Maybe it was just me because I’ve got my finger caught in a car door by accident on two separate occasions, but that gave me MAD anxiety! Probably just the PTSD 😅
@GrimJerr
@GrimJerr Ай бұрын
the class action lawsuit over the Cyber Truck will be the nail in the coffin for Tesla. Don't think so, look up the reviews by the owners of that monstrosity.
@jackv2244
@jackv2244 Ай бұрын
That guy should know that the truck's gonna win!
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 Ай бұрын
50k bees is FAR worse than a monster imho; i've always had the fear of bees and wasps that sting because _PAIN_ X(
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