The Attic

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The Infinite Review

4 жыл бұрын

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The total value of all this junk put together wouldn't even buy you a good Christian partner.

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@MandaloreGaming 4 жыл бұрын

I had those middle ground type books too in 1st grade. The chapter on dinosaurs had a lot of “maybe”.

@dotanuki3371 4 жыл бұрын

I've not even reached middle age yet I feel like I've already exhausted my 'are you fucking serious?' quota

@rexenexus 4 жыл бұрын

The devil made fossils to lead our good Christian scientists astray.

@dotanuki3371 4 жыл бұрын

@@rexenexus I read the other day that 4 in 10 american believe that the earth is less than 10000 years old. What a foundation for a functional liberal democracy, having 40% of heads of the voting base stuck in pre-enlightenment times.

@boxn 4 жыл бұрын

@@dotanuki3371 What does dinosaurs have to do with the enlightenment? Enlightenment != knowledgeable neither does it automatically mean that something is good because it came out of the enlightenment. Maybe you should stop using big words until you've figured out what they mean. There are plenty of ridiculous things that everybody believes (some people still think blood is blue in your veins), should we disregard everyone then?

@GlobstersMessenger 4 жыл бұрын

@@dotanuki3371 What can I say other than "citation needed"?

@GeminiCockspit 4 жыл бұрын

My parents went on their first date to see Highlander 2, it's amazing that I'm here at all

@fucktardickis 4 жыл бұрын

as a byproduct of highlander one i feel you are certainly very lucky

@zetetick395 4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, The sequel to the movie that hails: "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!" I see some kind of magic is at work here....

@enfisu586 Жыл бұрын

If the timing were even slightly different, another child would have been born instead of you. So you actually only exist because of Highlander 2. Amazing.

@ThePermanentMoose 4 жыл бұрын

Sean's new haircut looks lovely, he'd make a wonderful GOOD CHRISTIAN partner.

@NDenizen 4 жыл бұрын

Sounds expensive.

@zetetick395 4 жыл бұрын

@@NDenizen You have no idea....

@CybernetMarionette 4 жыл бұрын

OWEN YOU'VE ONCE AGAIN NOT GIVEN A SCORE FOR YOUR ATTIC HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ITS GOOD???

@caementicium284 4 жыл бұрын

I'm certain God personally created Ireland and its people. How else can you explain the good fortune they've had with their neighbors if not divine intervention?

@CenturionRyan 4 жыл бұрын

As famous Irish modernist poet John Montague wrote in his seminal work A Lost Tradition: The last Gaelic speaker in the parish When I stammered my school Irish One Sunday after mass, crinkled A rusty litany of phrase: “An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an Arnie Mór”

@AliasConradColdwood 4 жыл бұрын

The Animals of Farthing Wood... everybody I know is traumatized by this thing. It was like reproducing the thrills of a train wreck in a cartoon for kids. All my friends were watching just to see who'd die next, but no one really enjoyed the show. Good times.

@christianpetersen163 4 жыл бұрын

Come to think of it, Happy Tree Friends is actually like a more lighthearted take on the cold and harsh reality of the foodchain among talking animals.

@ciaranparker6180 4 жыл бұрын

T-square squad represent, you know I'm rocking that B in higher Graphic Communications.

@dproust 4 жыл бұрын

Kestrel using the word "embarrassing" to describe her feelings after scoffing the mouse wife is such a clear memory for me. Not sorry, embarrassed...

@battlescar45 4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes the attic, also known as the 9th child's bedroom

@welfarewalrus597 4 жыл бұрын

I have been rewarded for waking up at 5am with an Infinite Review. The gods have smiled on me this morning.

@JoshBurcham104 4 жыл бұрын

The gods which may or may not be real

@biancocup 4 жыл бұрын

2:42 and to think I've been out here living the Old Christian Way like some sort of chump

@notchickens2530 4 жыл бұрын

My attics just filled with rat poison and old martial art pamphlets

@chunkymilk 4 жыл бұрын

🤘🏻K🔆Яn

@peterlarkin762 20 күн бұрын

Just relived some ptsd there from Animals of Farthing Wood... realised it may the cause of all my adult anxiety. Thanks for that mate.

@Virolaxion 4 жыл бұрын

The Bends... Demon Days... bring them down!

@DenkyManner 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks to whoever uploaded and edited this

@segadriven 4 жыл бұрын

That Titanic transformer is the greatest toy ever made

@zetetick395 4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if there's a set? Along with the Lusitania, the Hindenberg and the 9/11 Boeng 747s, all transforming into giant mecha-bots with lazer eyes? That shit sounds pretty _collectable_ to me!

@Taffer-King 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine them making a WTC transformer in 100 years.

@Amekins 3 жыл бұрын

It was around this video that I realized I had fallen entirely head over heels in love with your sense of humor and channel. It was the fourth one we watched ... International Cookery, Tarot, 54°40'50.1"N 4°24'13.3"W , then ... The Attic. My brain exploded.

@MentalOliBlade 4 жыл бұрын

The Halloween special is early I see.

@MattyStoked 4 жыл бұрын

T SQUARE SQUAD REPRAZENT

@gregorywhatley9659 4 жыл бұрын

Gorgeous, been waiting for this one since you started reviewing everything I knew it was coming, and boy am I glad it came during my lifetime 7:58 has to be my favourite item, that gave me a good hearty chuckle and fantastic writing and editing throughout mate

@greg6500 Жыл бұрын

The Soky puppet is charming

@IncredibleEdibleCake 4 жыл бұрын

When you opened up that red book at 13:28, I was so certain it would be another book out of the "All Alone with Daddy" series. Speaking of which, when are we getting a look at "Oscar the selfish octopus" and "My grandpa died today"?

@1324Potato 4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant way to start the day

@FractureOS 4 жыл бұрын

God Bless you

@Ebeeto 4 жыл бұрын

This is wonderful in so many different ways.

@peter3664 3 жыл бұрын

Your joke:minute ratio is phenomenal, gonna go places without a shadow of a doubt lad.

@RD-uf6gw 4 жыл бұрын

2:35 Absolutely patrician taste, fella.

@NerveBag Ай бұрын

Apparently, we had the EXACT same taste in music at one point. 😂

@DrCLuigi 4 жыл бұрын

If I was a ghost I'd be quite pleased to have a supply of wanking comics.

@Rickbane01 4 жыл бұрын

The animals of farthing wood. I remembered that shit. So fucked up.

@luckyonce 2 жыл бұрын

8:05 if I had this my nan would've beat me senseless. But I love it

@kellanb810 4 жыл бұрын

Best one yet Owen, I’m pretty sure you could make this whole channel reviews of old Irish tv shows

@excusablegold 4 жыл бұрын

Good to see that you were picked to direct the Irish adaption of Ready Player One. One small suggestion; I didn't feel I was sufficiently fellatiated for having been born between 1979 and 1995. Perhaps you could bring Spielberg in for a few scenes to help capture the mood and make sure that the audience can really soak up that pure essence of nostalgia circlejerk. Also that Advent Children section caused me real, physical pain. Why did you have to remind me of that purchase? You'll hear from my lawyers about this.

@ryanladuke9399 4 жыл бұрын

Yes Owen you're trapped for eternity in a spooky attic and all, but where's my rating?!

@0Ce0UIoPC 8 ай бұрын

I loved my lizard full of sand and God exists in everything.

@dyveira 4 жыл бұрын

I had one of those sand-filled lizards. I thought I was the only one. It was a sad day when he got a hole in him and all the sand came out. RIP.

@zetetick395 4 жыл бұрын

rip ALL the sand puppets everywhere

@snapperfisch 4 жыл бұрын

your video has inspired me on two counts; one to go into the attic and two to put some mouse traps down

@Infantry12345 4 жыл бұрын

One of your best videos ever, thank you very much for making it!

@no_leaves8352 4 жыл бұрын

Messing with the Countdown game buzzer must have released the ghost of Richard Whiteley into your attic

@zetetick395 4 жыл бұрын

That might actually be moderately pleasant

@dudedominato Жыл бұрын

I loved my lizard full of sand!!

@eelco8800 4 жыл бұрын

Hey goddammit, A New Upload!

@liminal3483 4 жыл бұрын

Watching this that lizard full of sand I had came to my memory for the first time since i was kid.

@christianpetersen163 4 жыл бұрын

Of course you never read the wildly popular and famous comics your cousin gave you. Always the second best knock-off of anything with you. Brings back fond memories of always having "the wrong brand of a thing" when I was a kid.

@RazorFringe2 4 жыл бұрын

I had a T-Square for my technical drawing and woodwork classes in secondary school. Technical drawing made my life miserable for three years and sure I was shite at woodwork as well but at least you got to cut things in that. Ah memories. #tsquare gag

@AaronSmart.online 4 жыл бұрын

I had a T-square and even an adjustable set square that I used maybe twice

@Gantann 4 жыл бұрын

A Ryoko man? I knew there was a reason I liked you.

@silverstorm1000 4 жыл бұрын

Commenting for the algorithm Good video

@conoraq 4 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking about the flying T thing in Char's Counterattack and then I put this video on

@GoblinHero 4 жыл бұрын

I have no idea why but I remember my religion book having a 2 page write up explaining what a Berserker is. then a page about a guy who lost his arm.

@the_karubo 4 жыл бұрын

Good choice with Ryoko.

@tadhggg 4 жыл бұрын

more of a set square man myself

@zetetick395 4 жыл бұрын

HERETIC!!!

@Neovipa 4 жыл бұрын

I really want a full on suspense/horror video from mecha.

@shitlar 4 жыл бұрын

how does one only get better with each and every video

@hitlermugabetashtwin 4 жыл бұрын

Instead of a shed me and some other people in my family left all our old stuff in my nan's garage, which is part of an old brewery and stables. I came back once to find someone had left my old Sega Saturn lying on the wet ground in one of the stables, amongst a load of old mushy leaves. These fucking people.

@zetetick395 4 жыл бұрын

Booze hounds have no moral qualms at all!! >:/

@Tweed.Echidna 4 жыл бұрын

T-square squad, represent.

@osakanone 15 күн бұрын

CCA would be a good take. Do you think Char was a virgin birth too or does he only do the lent rock thing acvd the water whine thing when Amuro doesn't want him to have Kamille for the weekend with heir divorce terms? Such a premadonna.

@SexyBeckett 4 жыл бұрын

Surprised you don't have one of those Student Council handbooks with the manga art on the front.

@arryks 3 жыл бұрын

I'd like to take my stand as a PROUD member of the T-square squad.

@JonnyMaxximum 4 жыл бұрын

My first anime crush was Ryoko too

@Bonerlord 4 жыл бұрын

shaun is looking good or is it sean either way i like his hair

@Keihzaru 4 жыл бұрын

In my opinion Trigun and Scrubs is an amazing use of your money.

@majorD01 4 жыл бұрын

i know

@FenoTheFox 4 жыл бұрын

I was enjoying this until you insinuated that Scrubs wasn't a worthwhile investment. One of the greatest shows of all time.

@whetlands 4 жыл бұрын

I like to think opinions like this are why we still have wars.

@FenoTheFox 4 жыл бұрын

@@whetlands Honestly watch it, it's better than your first impression makes it seem. Fantastic show.

@MegaCalder 4 жыл бұрын

Owen, I suggest you search up rainbow poopsies. You're going to be mortified.

@fionaonline 4 жыл бұрын

A mix of my woodwork teacher being shit and me being dumb ensured that I never figured out that to get something drawn correct with the t-square you had to angle the page along it, rather than just having the thing be straight, you know, how any normal person would want to draw a straight line

@Bucketfacewastaken 4 жыл бұрын

less insulation than expected

@zetetick395 4 жыл бұрын

Pervert.

@anone1243r 4 жыл бұрын

Video is blocked here. :(

@krazycid354 4 жыл бұрын

WHAT'S IN THE BAAAAAAAAA-A-AAAAAAAG

@SBAKNZ 4 жыл бұрын

Oh no Mecha, how will you get out of the attic??

@57Rye 4 жыл бұрын

"Does God exist?" *unintelligible*

@Kishy 4 жыл бұрын

Next Infinite Review... Owen's funeral?

@ignotumperignotius630 4 жыл бұрын

don't do it

@fucktardickis 4 жыл бұрын

T SQUAD REPRESENT

@DrHeinzy 4 жыл бұрын

I don't appreciate this light mocking of Christianity in my Infinite Reviews, unless you do a proper review of each world religion.

@irpwellyn 4 жыл бұрын

"So you make fun of the Wii U, but you DON'T make fun of Islam. You're a hypocrite and you're a coward"

@Cadaveralien 4 жыл бұрын

I also don't appreciate _light_ mocking of Christianity

@GotAJarOfDirt23 4 жыл бұрын

I think there are more small animals full of sand then there are grains of sand on Earth

@zetetick395 4 жыл бұрын

Finally a comment worth consideration!

@wesenns 4 жыл бұрын

so the attic is AAAAOOOWW out of 10?

@houndoomdude2 4 жыл бұрын

But what was the score, eh Owen?

@TheGoldenGun100 4 жыл бұрын

good grief, that animal show was traumatizing as a child, that and watership down.

@zetetick395 4 жыл бұрын

In the mid 90s we piled round a friends house after a all-nighter out raving on the E, and _Watership Down_ was on the Telly within the hour an entire room of young men were crying

@choppedliver9309 4 жыл бұрын

>mecha finds art he drew of one of his school girlfriends What am I going to do with all my gay irish fanfictions involving him now?

@zetetick395 4 жыл бұрын

Multiverse

@MAYOFORCE 4 жыл бұрын

You have to pay 5 pounds to ensure they won't smoke smh

@zetetick395 4 жыл бұрын

I know! Especially as you can't even buy a TEN PACK for a fiver nowadays! >:/

@DaddyPims 4 жыл бұрын

expecting to hear 05:15 as a 2goodboys sting

@ILLREVIEWANYTHING 4 жыл бұрын

Godamn what AMAZING taste in music. 3/10

@johnnyvanguard8978 4 жыл бұрын

What are you chatting, scrubs is timeless

@ignotumperignotius630 4 жыл бұрын

Childhood was weirdly nationalised.

@PaladinusSP 4 жыл бұрын

The creator of Trigan believes in God, and if a believer created Trigun, it only follows that this world was created by God. Hope that helps!

@FJaypewpew 4 жыл бұрын

what am these man

@TheStolken 4 жыл бұрын

Your girlfriend back then was a cutie, what ever happened to her? I hope she didn't leave you crying.

@simonduran515 4 жыл бұрын

I would like to get into contact with your... cousin.

@wesleyackerman8211 4 жыл бұрын

wow, his gf was Inuyasha.

@zetetick395 4 жыл бұрын

Don't mind me.......Just closing the door quietly while on my way out......

@carlosmarxismo1804 4 жыл бұрын

Trigun is a great investment nerd >:(

@Bonzibuddy4ever2 4 жыл бұрын

£100 for a woman? That's money better spent on trying to fill the gaping hole where my inner child used to be! Hahaha!.... haha... ha... uurrghhhh

@Nudophobia 4 жыл бұрын

Can we see your shed now

@fsmilejerairlellwoll3173 4 жыл бұрын

@MackJCM 4 жыл бұрын

I know whether or not God exists/made that nice Irish landscape, and have strong feelings about it, and I'm not afraid to say which. For this reason I've written in the comments to tell you that indeed, that is the answer to whether or not God exists, exactly the answer I have unambiguously stated here. You're welcome to disagree, but please keep it civil and also you're wrong.