let me be absolutely clear: i will never forgive myself for this

ive never wanted to be a commentary channel more

sad that the boys had to catch danny and kurtis in their divorce arc

umm talk about squad goals 😂

"a lot more goats in this" I mean you're not wrong, any goats is a significant number more than zero goats

Danny showing Jarvis his room felt like when kids have their first playdate.

elsie being mostly quiet aside from silently killing danny and saying shit like ‘we should make a statue of poverty’ makes her the baddest baddie of them all

this feels like the avengers

kurt: can't find a goat nick: can't stop talking about spanking jarvis: can't stop stating minecraft fun facts elsie: can't get their stream to work dan: can't stop puffing that GANGA

The fact that there’s 3 different Johnsons is quite fun

I don’t say this very often but this is pretty epic

i know danny doesn’t really use this term much, but this will be an epic moment

the goat jumping out of the hole and then later being launched into the air by a creeper and dying is one of the funniest things to ever happen in the baddiesmp 💀

Virgin Dream SMP: Drama, toxic stans Chad Baddie SMP: epic twerking gamer boys

not sure what you’re talking about guys…drew is there. His face is literally plastered in the corner of the screen throughout the whole thing?

jarvis’s baby yoda skin looks like the duolingo owl

Jarvis sounds like a 6 year old trying to impress the 8 year olds.

So, no Josh Peck? *smashes cellphone, dropkicks skateboard*

Everyone: no dude I’m not gonna kill Danny wtf Elsie:

tell Laura, Amanda and Jenna to start their own world pls

Disney: Avengers endgame is the most ambitious crossover ever Me:

“You guys have an embarrassing amount of iron in here.” “Like embarrassingly high?” “Like embarrassingly 38”

The best crossover in history

danny's go-to insult being bastard is the funniest shit ever -- like what kind of 18th century baron is he being possessed by

Jarvis trying as politely as possible to imply that he doesn't want to live in the uggo house gives me life

danny saying “hey guys imma hop off bc i have to go eat dinner” made me uncontrollably laugh so hard

This isn't Baddies smp, this is Kill Danny smp

This is like when your friend invites his older friends that already drink beer and stuff

Elsie Fisher joining is such a wild cross-over that I never saw coming

i’m actually certain that Kurtis’ journey to find and separate a goat from its family was the prologue to Goat Story and he was just full filling Goat’s origin story

Jarvis's hyperfocus on minecraft facts is...too relatable. His adhd really be showing lmao!

fingers crossed for elsie to get their twitch to work next time. the few times we heard could hear them they absolutely killed it. a comedian i believe

the goat dramatically flying through the air and then poofing out of existence while Danny screams is maybe the funniest thing I've seen all year

THE WAY THE GOAT FLEW WHEN THE CREEPER BLEW UP DJEHNEJXKDIRB

Nick is a menace to society, and I love him for it.

Can we get the discord overlay? It's so hard to tell who's talking now. Love the squad though.

someone in the chat said they sound like depressed college kids playing minecraft together

I did not expect elsie fisher to be among the new cast

“Knows way too much about Minecraft but isn’t good at playing it” I can relate. I’ve been playing for years but I’ve never even gone to the nether.

In case you care: 0:15 - Jarvis joins 2:09 - Kurtis joins 3:36 - Nick joins 7:43 - Sven joins 14:36 - Gus joins 15:53 - Elsie joins

people giving their life stories in the chat about how much they adored the vibe with just Kurtis and how their life is over because more people are joining the smp 🤦‍♂️

Who needs dream smp when we have *Baddiesmp*

i feel like i’m the person someone brought that no one talks to so i’m just watching everything everyone else does totally silent

im so excited that more people r joining!!!

I don't understand how people actually thought Danny was being toxic; he was obviously joking.

So many johnsons in this smp

Was Kurtis lying about the curse of vanishing, or was he just confused? Because that’s definitely not how that enchantment works.

In regards to the new textures: they made them look like that to be more accessible for colorblind players!

I don't say this often, but this is epic

This stream was literally just the goat story 😭

drew can't come because drew is danny.he can't play with himself edit:why are people sexualizing this lmao

I will never believe that Danny didn’t leave because Jarvis killed the goat

Jeff bezos and bill gates are waiting for their invitations

I was feeling very sad and this made me feel better

"Wiener?" - Golden Globe nominated actress Elsie Fisher

Everyone: *looking at a beautiful sunset* Kurtis: “I almost died over here”

The Kurtis and Danny house should be turned into a main meeting centre

I would love to see Drew join this (I know they invited him and he can’t join yet, but I still want him to join).

why'd danny say the glowsquids are "sirens of the sea" when sirens already were of the sea

Alternate title: Kurtis being bullied for 34 minutes

Jarvis just infodumping cool Minecraft facts is exremely relatable

Danny gives me “WE ALL CAN SING” vibes

10:17 chat member says "I farty" and subsequently gets nuked from orbit

Jarvis knowing every Minecraft trivia fact is my favorite thing. Hes my dude

I couldn't ask for more entertainment Danny! This is incredible!

alternate title: “the squad gaslights Kurtis”

This is so pure omg- Edit: nvm it's absolutely chaotic

“there’s an embarrassing amount of iron in here…” “like embarrassingly high? 👀”

i love how they're all youtubers and then there's *ELSIE*

The dream smp is in-fact quacking rn Edit: I MEANT QUACKING OMFG SECOND EDIT: QUAKING I THINK OMG I CANT SPELL IM SORRY

I love how they care more about the goats than the caves lol

I'm living for the amount of times Kurtis pulled out his sword threateningly

Jarvis, Gus, and Sven should start a company called Johnson Johnson & Johnson.

I’m beginning to think we’re never gonna get that fart reveal 😖

love how jarvis is just following danny and kurtis with absolutely nothing

The crossover we’ve all been waiting for, step aside endgame.

I think they should turn the old place into a main hub with stuff for everyone

We all know Danny left to go cry about the goat Jarvis just killed

Still upset that they left all of the diamonds at the old base

Dude I'm binging these late but seeing Elsie with everyone is such an insane collab that I never knew I needed! I didn't even know they have a stream!💖

MAKE AN AXOLOTL TEMPLE PLEASE 😂

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS

Saw Jarvis in the thumbnail and had to click immediately.

"She throws mason jars full of piss at people" Ah, a man of culture

Infinity war: we’re the best crossover ever Baddie smp: hold my comedy commentary

I actually really like their house how they have the glass. I like the glass with the water underneath. Pretty epic in my opinion

Oh boy seeing Gus and Sven is sure uncomfortable now

i know that danny doesn’t say this often but this is pretty epic

sven's comments in this stream are underrated imo

your merch just arrived at my house and you uploaded, holy shit it feels like christmas

Maybe the real goats were the friends we made along the way

the two sides of the adhd spectrum: nick -- who knows nothing jarvis -- who knows everything

gus johnson🤮🤮🤮🤮

as much as i love all the new people joining, i hope danny and kurtis don't stop interacting- you know this episode i feel like they both didn't talk much i mean they can obviously do whatever they want, but i still think they should at least do something together but none the less, i love all the new people and i'm excited for future episodes

We need Drew Godden and James Marriott in the smp

Jarvis: The goat's right next to the creeper. Let me get right next to the creeper. Hi creeper! Creeper: *blows up and kills goat* Jarvis: *surprised pikachu*

I was watching you and kurtis beat the ender dragon when you posted this lol

Ok now this is DEFINITELY the best smp

Living for Elsie's villain arc halfway in

Danny just quietly trying to open the chest but instead placing torches on top is god-tier comedy.