Melania (Song Parody / Elvis Costello "Veronica")

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4 ай бұрын

A lot of people feel sorry for the situation that Melania Trump finds herself, but I think she is fully complicit. To the tune of "Veronica" by Elvis Costello.
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=== Notes ===
- Some people claim that Melania Trump is "fluent in five languages", but other reports state that is not true; however, props to her for speaking multiple languages which is a feat in itself.
- Donald Trump didn't really mistakenly refer to his wife as "Mercedes" (but it sure is funny to think that he would)
- Donald Trump claims that he never had an affair with "horse face" Stormy Daniels, but he most decidedly did
=== Lyrics ===
What’s in that pretty little head of hers?
Does she even have a plan to survive?
Well there used to be a girl from Slovenia
And her name was Melania
Well I heard she speaks five different languages
If you count “hello” and “goodbye”
These days I’m afraid she can’t even say
If her pre-nup is declassified
Do you suppose, sometime before he dies,
Melania would testify?
If only she could ask Michelle
for one more speech to plagiarize
Melania
Melania
Did the trials drag by?
Did his money wane?
Did he post on Truth Social tonight?
Will he wake from a dream
With a wolf at the door
Like Fani or Leticia
Well it was just a few short years ago
She was trapped in the White House with him
And written on her jacket
Was “I really don’t care”
It was chosen by Melania
When she told him she was with child…
Stormy days would follow close behind
As she was forced to work on Christmas shit
She tore the White House garden out
Do you suppose, sometime before he dies,
Melania would testify?
If only she could ask Michelle
for one more speech to plagiarize
Melania
Melania
Melania sits in her favorite chair
and she sits very quiet and still
And he calls her Mercedes
And that is not right
and her life’s only going downhill
But she used to have a carefree
mind of her own,
with a devilish squint to her eyes
Saying "You can call me
anything you like,
But my name is Melania"
Do you suppose, sometime before he dies,
Melania would testify?
If only she could ask Michelle
for one more speech to plagiarize
Melania
Melania
=== Credits ===
"Veronica" by Elvis Costello • Veronica
Song suggested by Kirsten Fitzgerald 😘

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@carolinemccarneyfinn 4 ай бұрын

She is greedy and worst 1st lady ever

@Maya_Pinion 4 ай бұрын

Now,we know ivanka was the first " lady".. .. Jackie Kennedy turning

@user-gb5hx2zx6n 3 ай бұрын

She was an utter embarrassment to our country. She's been here...How many years, and she clearly never bothered to really learn our language. We had a first hooker, not a first lady. She ain't NO lady.

@laurad1487 2 ай бұрын

"Slaughterhouse XMas "set a bar so low that will be hard for any future first lady to crawl under

@user-em3vl6li5w 4 ай бұрын

She might have money but she has no class. God what people do for the love of money. The trouble is she looks so unhappy. Can you imagine her simply having a good laugh. The forced smile says it all.

@KB-ld6ql 3 ай бұрын

Face would crack

@woodyw6891 4 ай бұрын

Melania can say, “Leave the money on the dresser” in 6 different languages.

@TheRoyalBavarian 4 ай бұрын

I bet she can.

@FuHackers-wx9lq 4 ай бұрын

Too bad for her, she hasn't learned how to say "Divorce" in any language! 🤦

@tonybensley6246 4 ай бұрын

LMFAO!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣

@caribbeanqueen7406 3 ай бұрын

Ha!

@RendaJane 3 ай бұрын

Boot hoof gifs de fook aboot de Kreemoos stoof? Boot I haf to do wit😭😭😭😭 Woot aboot de cheal dreen? 🤬🤬🤬🤬😭😭😭😭 Gif me a break! Day haf to do weet le ghoul! Day won’t let me tell my sto wee except Fox. I don’t want on Fox🤬🤬😭😭🤬🤬😭😭😭.

@marcilynn2943 4 ай бұрын

The day they got married, she was interviewed on the sidewalk before she went inside. The paparazzi asked her if she’d be marrying Trump if he weren’t rich, and she replied, “No. Do you think that he’d be marrying me if I weren’t beautiful?” 🤷‍♀️

@patmfitz 4 ай бұрын

It's good to know your worth. What happens when he's no longer rich? 🤔

@lorraineydays57 4 ай бұрын

@@patmfitz Shouldn't that be, what happens now. 😄

@leannmclean7552 4 ай бұрын

Such a transactional relationship...quite sad she had to settle for that.

@ritagreene8376 4 ай бұрын

She sold herself for money!

@danguest5379 4 ай бұрын

History has a name for women that sell their bodies

@gerdmueller9699 4 ай бұрын

Melania is living proof that you can go far in her “profession”; as always, it’s just a question of price.

@willtrent3077 3 ай бұрын

🙂Subtle!

@johnjewell219 2 ай бұрын

Yes the first profession 😂🥊🥊🥊🇦🇺😎🐈‍⬛

@gohboon7525 4 ай бұрын

THE GENIUS WHO CAME TO AMERICA ON A GENIUS VISA WHO ONLY WALK ON THE RUNWAY.

@deirdregahansuttle5698 4 ай бұрын

Where is she now???

@kenyonbissett3512 3 ай бұрын

Or in the Redlight district!

@naturalwitch1359 3 ай бұрын

She was an escort just like Lauren bobert

@arielporte4149 3 ай бұрын

@@deirdregahansuttle5698 Looking for her next sugar dummy 😅💵💰🍬

@KB-ld6ql 3 ай бұрын

@@deirdregahansuttle5698 2 doors down from Habba and Lake bumping foreheads chewing the mushroom. Only the hair dresser knows for sure.

@susanwest2522 4 ай бұрын

Fantastic, as usual!!! I especially enjoyed this one! She was a colossal embarrassment as First Lady!😝😝😝

@user-uq6tl8sl2g 4 ай бұрын

She also know to say, "My husband smells like shit and Baron is not his son.", in 6 different languages.

@garybennett7835 4 ай бұрын

They are both as deep as any puddle enough said !

@kirstenfitz 4 ай бұрын

Where is she hiding lately? She’s definitely MIA.

@IMeMineWho 4 ай бұрын

My guess is she will be smart enough to get the hell out of tbe country when (if) the criminal trials start..

@ritagreene8376 4 ай бұрын

She might be out already

@steveparish9210 4 ай бұрын

Brilliant Patrick

@marytomlinson4270 4 ай бұрын

shes already digging somewhere else... he has no gold..

@brokendad2222 4 ай бұрын

With Orban, leased items have to be returned at the end of the contract.

@catherinephonevalencia2937 4 ай бұрын

She should be a co- defendant in all of trump's court proceedings. She is complicit. No one knows where she is. She should agree to testify.

@sharonmontag2389 4 ай бұрын

I think she's always been a putin plant.

@arielporte4149 3 ай бұрын

Oh she'll testify if the price is right ! 💵💰😅

@randbasic 4 ай бұрын

Thank you Sir! Another masterpiece! Paint all the ballots blue, all the way through!

@christineharris2302 4 ай бұрын

This is what she chose. She got benefits but she had to pay for what she got.

@kirstenfitz 4 ай бұрын

I figured the money he pays her would have included playing the dutiful wife during campaigning but I guess not cuz she is no where to be seen.

@stinkyballs1 4 ай бұрын

What money? He's a broke loser. He can't afford her cab fare to his trials. If it wasn't for the Secret Service, he'd be hitchhiking.

@Sound22001 4 ай бұрын

@@stinkyballs1The RNC is paying all her bills !! 💙💙🇺🇸

@merk9569 4 ай бұрын

@@Sound22001. Trump’s PAC paid over $356K for Melania clothing last year and $108K for her hairdresser for 6 months. The pair of grifters deserve each other and all the money they can get from their supporters.

@kanduli3298 4 ай бұрын

And Melaloma said “increase my prenup money & I’ll think about appearing with you in public. But keep your distance from me, you smelly pig”.

@PaulaMion 4 ай бұрын

BONUS!!! The RNC was in the red in January by millions!!! IT's about to get even worse now.... THANK GOODNESS!!!@@Sound22001

@bobadelman7580 4 ай бұрын

I didn't realize Melania's/Mercede's hands are bigger than Donny's until now

@Starbeoghtuser3475 4 ай бұрын

Her and dumpsters hands are exactly the same size 😂

@user-gc3yh2hz7y 4 ай бұрын

I have never heard her speak any other language other than English and her own native language, and that is all.

@heidihochrein7912 4 ай бұрын

Doesn’t speak English very well.

@marjoriejohnson6535 4 ай бұрын

I have heard her speak a few words of several other languages. And no she doesn't speak any other language than English ( so so) and her native. I have never taken class or spoke utalian but I know from movies as much as what I heard her struggle with. I took 3 years of French from a Latin teacher that couldn't speak French 58 years ago and my French is better by far than hers and I have heard her try to say hello and good by in other languages that I have heard spoken and her attempt sucked....she might have finished 1 semester of collage in her home town but there is no record of her finishing a second. Before she met Don those in the photography fiend said she had NO talent in front of a camera..stuff and awkward. Not till she did sift porn did anyone even know her name. AND SHE GOT INTO THE US WITH AN EINSTEIN VISA???????????????

@gigigogo41 3 ай бұрын

Trump..... "Mercedes ; where are you ⁉️"

@user-vg5hn7mj1e 3 ай бұрын

@@marjoriejohnson6535 She didn't need language for the job she had before she got married

@marjoriejohnson6535 3 ай бұрын

@@user-vg5hn7mj1e lol

@GWNorth-db8vn 4 ай бұрын

Is anyone aware of a single positive thing Melanja has ever said or done?

@Robin3615 4 ай бұрын

Everyone has their "thing" that attracts them to a man. For some that thing is money. They don't marry FOR money, they marry BECAUSE of money. That doesn't explain the hollow, dead look in her eyes.

@lorraineydays57 4 ай бұрын

🎶🎶 Melanoma Melanoma how he shamed you 🎶🎶 He slept with Stormy then he told you lies 🎶🎶 Melanoma Melanoma did you blame him or was it bigger prenup or we say goodbye🎶🎶 😁😁 My little take on Mona Lisa, Patrick...what do you think? 😂 Another great parody, and yes you're right. she knew what she was getting into even before he got the White House gig, because that's all it was to him, a gig, she knew everything that was going on and then some imo.

@merk9569 4 ай бұрын

He ran for President in 2000 as an Independent with Melancholia beside him. They didn’t marry until 2005.

@alanlopez5971 4 ай бұрын

Excellent new song!

@arielporte4149 3 ай бұрын

tRump is such a shameless bragger there is know way he could hide anything from anyone...of you marry for money and not love you expect some kind of emotional bankruptcy after all 😁

@lynryall1317 4 ай бұрын

Sad that these things ever got near the WH. Tragic for. America...

@ddizon-uw6cu 4 ай бұрын

Another brilliant song. Thank you Patrick.

@semiproactive9625 4 ай бұрын

A perfect tune for the silent one. Thanks Patrick.

@kellyshomemadekitchen 4 ай бұрын

Awesome work as always! You’re the greatest 😊

@patmfitz 4 ай бұрын

Thank you! Cheers!

@kellyshomemadekitchen 4 ай бұрын

@@patmfitz always and you as well! 💙

@jenjames4113 4 ай бұрын

You're the best! Keep up the "Be Best" Patrick. Even Al would be envious of your alt lyrics.

@johnpcomposer 4 ай бұрын

Great job with this parody. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Had a big smile on my face the whole time.

@JakNekon 4 ай бұрын

Ooooh sugestion- how about "man on the run" to the tune "band on the run" by mccartney & wings, lol

@brendaharrup6693 3 ай бұрын

If you could change it to “Turd on the run.”

@arielporte4149 3 ай бұрын

How 'bout SCAM on the RUN !!!😂

@kevinhemken748 4 ай бұрын

Melania can't even remember the lords prayer ,she had to read it .

@edward2448 4 ай бұрын

BRILLIANT.!!!! Could you please remake "Let Him Dangle" for Donnie's upcoming Trial.

@Reubenhubert 4 ай бұрын

Awesome. I had to watch it twice in a row.

@stinkyballs1 4 ай бұрын

O Magic 8 Ball, will Elvis Costello's "Veronica" video suddenly spike (ha! get it?) in views? All signs point to "YES." I have Veronica on tape (yes, cassette) A great song and an amazing parody.

@JoeMayo1987 4 ай бұрын

Another 💎 gem. Two thumbs up 👍 👍

@JuliePlott 4 ай бұрын

Lol, that was wonderful and a very catchy tune!! I wonder who uses more make up Donnie or Melonia? Another classic by Mr Fitzgerald!! Love you man!

@lesleedetchon 4 ай бұрын

You're so great at this 💙💙💙💙💯💯

@SMtWalkerS 3 ай бұрын

Hahahah! Great song! I gave her the benefit of the doubt at first, I thought she might act like a caring human First Lady. But she is selfish, greedy, and awful. That jacket with the writing, she basically gave the American public the middle finger. First Lady is a special role, and she totally tanked it. The perfect spouse for the awful orange con man.

@allisonmarlow184 4 ай бұрын

Bravo!

@MaggieatPlay 4 ай бұрын

Most Excellent! Thank you!

@Brenda1235. 4 ай бұрын

🤣🤩brilliant, thanks. ❤

@janw491 4 ай бұрын

I’m down this rabbit hole! 🐇 these parodies are brilliant

@patmfitz 4 ай бұрын

Thanks! Don't go too deep! 🐰

@kaykiekid 4 ай бұрын

It's a new game soon coming out! "Where's Melania?"

@barbaraschuld8206 4 ай бұрын

You never disappoint! Love every single one of your videos! Thanks for a guaranteed smile. We so need it these days. 🤗💙✌️

@patmfitz 4 ай бұрын

You are so kind, thank you!

@sidemann8593 4 ай бұрын

Great work!

@phyllismalvern6161 4 ай бұрын

😂😂 ANOTHER MASTERPIECE 😂😂😂 HARMONY ON POINT WISH YOU WOULD HAVE A ALBUM WITH ALL YOUR GREATEST HITS I WOULD DEFINITELY PURCHASE IT 😂😂😂

@user-wh4pe7xu2d 4 ай бұрын

LOL!

@lizparker8431 4 ай бұрын

Sublime harmonies, Patrick. Thank you 🙏 will post on Xitter

@SharayaMW 5 күн бұрын

I had to immediately run this track back 🙌🏾 This is actually a banger! 🎵 "Do you suppose SOMETIME BEFORE HE DIES. . .!!!" 🎵

@happymv5350 3 ай бұрын

This was so funny and so very well performed. i sang along!! Bravo Patrick!!

@patmfitz 3 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@glynnrobinson-tz8td 3 ай бұрын

Fight hate with mockery, an American tradition! More please!!!!!

@zamoralowe7195 4 ай бұрын

Came to the U.S. illegally & brought her family here through Chain Migration ( trump paid for a genius pass… what a joke)

@wreckingKREW1 4 ай бұрын

Fantastic,5 stars!

@IMeMineWho 4 ай бұрын

So good!😆🤣

@vincentsablan732 4 ай бұрын

If there are any "tiny hands" deniers out there, take notice: At 0:48 mark, Melania's fingers and hands are actually bigger than Donnie's. His are "thicker", but hers are in fact bigger. Not that she has GIANT hands, but proportional to her height (5'10"). He, at 6'2", has wittle baby mitts...😂🤣😂

@arielporte4149 3 ай бұрын

He's got widdle baby wits to match ! 😂

@shesails25 4 ай бұрын

What I'd like to ask her is "Was getting your hands on his money really worth having to sleep with him?"

@tonybensley6246 4 ай бұрын

But my name is Melania! 😂 This is so awesome!!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣

@dboggs175 4 ай бұрын

Brilliant.

@judd442009 4 ай бұрын

Where is Melania? Where is Princess Kate? Where is Shelly Miscavige? They all have mysteriously disappeared.

@glynnrobinson-tz8td 3 ай бұрын

Absolutely brilliant!

@janesantoni9773 4 ай бұрын

She sure went into hiding when the money started to dissappear

@postiepaul 4 ай бұрын

I reckon Elvis would be well chuffed.

@caroljones5334 3 ай бұрын

Should be a number one!!😂 Can t buy class!

@maryw3989 4 ай бұрын

Trapped in the Whitehouse with him? Not hardly she never had it so good.

@Truth-is-not-subjective 2 ай бұрын

Rump looks like a deer caught in headlights. 🤣😂🤣

@katieme7165 4 ай бұрын

Thank you gain for a great song!😊

@patmfitz 4 ай бұрын

Thanks for your support!

@micheles6175 3 ай бұрын

One high priced call girl that's for sure!!

@patmfitz 3 ай бұрын

Keeps getting pricier with each renegotiation of the prenup. "Stay tuned!"

@cas4554 4 ай бұрын

Another excellent work 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

@janetmcclellen733 4 ай бұрын

The bully stance when she was married to the biggest bully ever

@patmfitz 4 ай бұрын

That was certainly a bold choice.

@lesleedetchon 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@HeartLess-uz5vs 3 ай бұрын

I think she’ll change his diaper as long as he puts out $$$…… oh wait ……….

@dar44445 3 ай бұрын

Ha 😂😂😂 #brilliant work Patrick🎼🎵

@lotstodo 4 ай бұрын

This was great.

@mrbuddy0008 4 ай бұрын

#melaniaKNAVS, First Lady of #Slovenia 🇸🇮

@bbrizzee 4 ай бұрын

Did you notice her hand is bigger than his?

@ChosenByGod1111 3 ай бұрын

They are two very miserable people.

@tigerbunny6778 4 ай бұрын

Melanoma. There. Fixed it for you.

@edjo487 3 ай бұрын

Troth central. Great song Patrick!

@JakNekon 4 ай бұрын

Fantastic

@acnacn1861 4 ай бұрын

Brilliant!!😂

@flowergirl4612 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 I absolutely loved this. So sad and so true 😂😂

@velikovskysghost 3 ай бұрын

I love this piece and want so bad to get in touch with Patrick Fitzgerald as I have some really good ones! Voting blue!

@forbeginnersandbeyond6089 4 ай бұрын

Perfect!👍

@birbluv9595 4 ай бұрын

Love it!

@Opinionated181 Ай бұрын

Hilarious as always!

@danielmaher7108 4 ай бұрын

By all accounts, she is devoted to her son Barron. Although I despise Trump and all he stands for, I will refrain from putting Melania down.

@williamfrazier4797 4 ай бұрын

Check out the song by Bob Dylan called Highway 61. It’s like white rap.

@diane8937 4 ай бұрын

Love you, Elvis!

@julieannepatterson3295 3 ай бұрын

luv it cheers

@marilyncalvert4143 3 ай бұрын

That prenup isn’t anything if he’s broke when he goes.

@SUPERMAN-in3jt 18 күн бұрын

Where is Melania?

@Onlyanoiler 3 ай бұрын

Melania starts wearing clothes now!

@maryliljestam517 4 ай бұрын

Lol

@onlyfoural 3 ай бұрын

It was always a contract marriage

@isabelbrunmayr1314 3 ай бұрын

Well, Ivana ( his first wife) cannot testify anymore….. 🤔

@SayMagnaFeek 4 ай бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@donhoverson6348 4 ай бұрын

Has anyone seen her recently? Did she escape in one of the boxes when the FBI seized them?

@patmfitz 4 ай бұрын

I think I saw her make one of her rare contractually-obligated appearances recently.

@peternotpeter 3 ай бұрын

Apparently shes's a genius at something or other... FAKES STICK TOGETHER!

@robertperrett7087 3 ай бұрын

She's married the Lying King.

@Duh331 3 ай бұрын

A good laugh, Tysm!!

@georgeleddy483 3 ай бұрын

Thanks!

@patmfitz 3 ай бұрын

Thanks for your support - more on the way soon!

@debbie4893 3 ай бұрын

Melanie #EpicBeBestFailure AKA The Ice Princess

@socorrogarcia1877 3 ай бұрын

Her name she was born to is Melanija , Slovanian birth