memes: +1 health jack: +5 health

Some context for 4:40: The "demon" is a reference to yhe "demon core". It's a sphere of plutonium, small enough so that it's own radioactivity wouldn't set off a chain reaction (subcritical). It was used in experiments to see how close to criticality (being able to sustain a chain reaction) it was using neutron reflectors, and in two of these experments something slipped and it went critical - delivering the operator a fatal dose of radiation each time, and probably others in the room had the operator not immediately disassembled the reflectors. After two of these criticality incidents, it was nicknamed "demon core", and eventually it was melted down.

i love how jack wanted to provide to context to a meme about current events like a good transformative content creator and ends up debunking the meme

Your voice is awesome, Jack. And the way you elaborate on the stuff is what makes you my favorite Emkay narrator

In the meme about science not being magic, where it mentions demons it show a picture of what has been dubbed "the demon core," an extremely radioactive core so dangerous that the slightest mishap when handling it causes severe radiation sickness. Kyle Hill has a video about it where he talks about the core and the accidents that happened while people were handling it

True story: 45 to 50 yrs ago, the legal drinking age was 18, across the US. My HS friends and I would go to this lounge to drink and listen to live music, since I was 15 yo. The day I turned 18, we went to the lounge to celebrate, and the bartender carded me for the first time. He was shocked and exclaimed “you’ve been coming here for years and you just turned 18!” I shrugged and said Yes. He then id’d the rest of my friends, who had turned 18 less than a year before (except one friend, who was 20). He just shook his head and served us. We gave him a big tip.

me after I realize *the fog is coming* . 😂

5:20 As a trans person who has trained their voice to the point where everyone I share it with says it sounds like a woman's voice, but it still sounds awful to me in recordings, I feel this

The fish impression at 11:00 was amazing

As someone who wrotes too many D&D backstories, yes, you need to give them as much trauma as they can physically handle. Coindidentally Constitution and Wisdom are usually pretty high on my characters.

I love Jack, the snack that smiles back, he's so fun!

the voice clip of jack drowningly saying "mission impossible 7" gives me life

15:56 “Wait, how did it make a shotgun sound? You got a handgu-“

5:58 Ah yes the children's game whose plot centers around hunting down strange interdimensional invaders for their teleportation organ, delving into the pits of hell to imbue said organ with hell magic and using it to guide you to an old ruined bunker filled with monsters and a portal to a hellish dimension with no escape but death or dragonslaying, whith such child-friendly and fun side objectves as; Defending a town from murderous raiders hunting said raiders down for their immortality totems and discovering they have jail cells and creepy wool statues in their secluded mansion Raiding an ancient temple and slaughtering its guardians Assembling advanced machinery to automate every concievable task Breeding Llamas Hmm yes, Children's Game.

12:42 official?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN “OFFICIAL”!!?

I just want to say now I love your guys content, I’ve been thru some hard stuff recently and got surgery and in the hospital I pretty much only watched you guys for laughs because all of your narrators are hilarious.

14:40, is it just me, or is the new design for Lois Lane an adult version of Luz from The Owl House?

Memes with Jack the snack that smile back is a classic on Emkay :)

14:16 yeah, because!...because.. Huh. Why exactly are we teaching anatomy lessons badly and separating the students to only learn about themselves when it's about the people we are all supposed to get together with later in life? (according to our teachers and the school system of course :] )

3:45 A bra with… buttons?!

13:07 What about the Dual Screen??? People don’t even call it the Dual Screen because of how iconic the DS branding is

2:50 even the villain's actor is the same

3:00 both movies follow the Joseph Campbell hero's journey. Call to action, journey into the unknown, the abyss of near failure, revelation, return with new knowledge and save the world. Hell, replace "save the world" with "win over love interest" and you have 90% of rom-coms

4:19 This is basically how they explain Dr. Strange's magic in the MCU

when life gives you lemons squeeze as many memes as you can out of it

15:46 i want to completely miss the point of the joke and just say 0°C+0°C equals 273°C or 523.4°F

0:25 I thought my smoke alarm was going off and I knew I didn't have anything in the oven. My sole left my body until I took off my headphones😂

5:51 ah right, bluey: the show that mentions such kiddish things, such as: death, infertility, and depression, THAT'S what minecraft is turning into

i was having a mental breakdown at a park, and a old lady came up to me and said "hello dear, you seem like youre dealing with a lot, and itll be okay, you are very strong, know that i love you sweetie" and reached into her purse and hhanded me a tiny crochet bear. i treasure that bear with my life. i dont know who that lady was but love her

3:51 guys, not again D:

the sphere thing is The Demon Core, where uranium was placed inside of a dome made of lead, being held up by a screwdriver, the screwdriver slipped and the core went supercritical for a second, giving multiple people radiation poisoning, part of the manhattan project, mid WW2

6:33 finally I found the golden disk yes

I love Jack's narration on things like these :3 Also, thank you for the :3 chain :3 But apparently editing a comment gets rid of a creator heart ;-; Oh well, :3 rules! >:3

17:22 liking tweets = X-rating

11:12 they call me the inspector

I was watching this with my dog and when the high pitched whistle sounded he was so damn confused. Joy was brought to me twice through a single vid. My thanks

7:08 From an American you got us with the dollar amount but the date most Americans would say the month first

Me not having a partner at all: I see this as an absolute win

A nice bit of vanilla memes before I go back to school? Just what I needed!

1:28 The fact that Shrek was wearing armor in that scene makes it even funnier

12:01 same applies to John Mellencamp's "Our Country" and Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Fortunate Son". Both are extremely critical, too.

Jack and Lexi are the reason I love emkay

10:10 if the other person is a stay at home parent then they are already doing a full time job.

Music: "WAIT-" Notification: *Emkay has posted.* Me: *EMKAY*

7:11 only weirdos dont say the month first

Fun fact:PG stands for parental guidence

I have never heard m*sterb*tion referred to as "Personal cha-cha." And that is now my new favorite phrase.

Well, I feel less alone when people with voices I like say they have the same 'recording their voice' problems as I. Yet I'm also like: "BUT YOU HAVE A GOOD VOICE I WANT."

3:10 I don't understand why the Barbie movie was so much more successful than the Lego movie. The Lego movie was just as good, Lego is just as big of an IP as Barbie, and the Lego Movie started the trend of toy-based movies (Transformers did it first, but Lego Movie prompted other studios to do the same), resulting in the Playmobil Movie, the Emoji Movie, and the Barbie Movie, etc. Whereas the Barbie movie came out after the genre had already been done to death.

I love watching emkay at 7 AM

17:03 As a writer(kinda), I can confirm that we would rather write characters with traumatic childhoods

5:31 then they just show a pic of him happily married with a beer gut but fairly in shape and a beard in his 30's and it says "My normal speaking voice other people hear"

We need a whole series of jack conspiracy theories

as someone who learns physics i totally imagine the circuits and equations to be some sort of ancient powerful language

these memes perfectly gave me life

4:41 That's a Demon Core, when the two halves of the shield met accidentally, it caused a chain reaction of spicy air AKA dangerous radiation to all 12 or so scientist nearby. Interesting stuff for sure.

as someone who makes ocs, the fact about that writers give characters as much trauma, is truly relatable.

13:02 major credits to that meme's creator for forgetting double screen, the most known ds on the entire planet 💀💀

"The gulf stream could collapse as early as 2025, which could cause..." In short: "HEEEEEELLLLPPP!!!!! please..."

yk its a good day when emkay posts

Has Jack ever needed the editor to cut a curse word out? He's so wholesome.

0:25 I would like to hear that noice at the max volume for the rest of my life then to hear my boy say this.

my new voice headcanon for papyrus from undertales voice is now jacks impersonation of skeletor 💀

15:00 I'm sorry, I don't treat my groin flesh sack like a niche restaraunt menu.

If they can handle that much trauma, it's not enough trauma. Break them.

1:30 hear me out, if it's infused with haki...

Whoever put Uncle Ruckus as a good example of an uncle... whoo boy...

Jack's by far my favorite. He must be protected at all costs.

8:47 In Oppenheimer the scenes have a purpose, the movie is about J Robert Oppenheimer and follows him and his state of mind. Also it is rated 12 in most european countries.

As someone with intimate familiarity with the feeling of impending doom, I can certainly say that the world is _doomed_

Right at 4:43, I recall seeing during Photon Induction's brief return that he showed off a large rectifier tube. I'm pretty sure that the tube in that picture serves pretty much the same function as the one Photon Induction showed.

0:25 the dad is thinking abt furries

Was so surprised to hear a Jacinda Ardern reference in this video, for real.

The one about Lois made me cackle

jack is officially my favourite narrator

15:29 ARE YOU PYRO'S VOICE ACTOR???? CUZ JEEZ GOOD IMPRESSION, WOW!

2:22 Yeah, but Ken is different because Ken is the bad guy.

1:11 I too get impaled by half a sungod, or get sent to the cyber shadow realm when people

YES, for example all the fancy shmancy oysters *are just sea snails with extra steps.*

1:37 I have seen a test once where they used an accurately recreated armor the way it should be done (using hardenable steel specifically used for plate armor) against a real arming sword (hardened and sharpened). One wore the breastplate including the skirt thing of which I always forget the name and the other swung the sword at it at full strength. Thanks to the rounded shapes of the armor most of the force got deflected, and only a shallow dent was created. For this reason, swords usually had the tip or front half sharpened at that point in time. The only way to kill an armored opponent would be to hit them on their weak spots (the joints). The base of the sword didn't serve much purpose anymore as you simply cannot chop through armor anymore. This allows more comfortable use of the half-sword technique; one hand on the hilt, and one hand gripping the blade to allow for very precise control of the tip.

The cyberpunk meme got me omg

1:38 just started learning about the 11 stories.

Not even kidding, I laughed at 0:26 because he was talking about fursuits, and I am literally watching this while making a fursuit. 🤣

8:20 I think "Wanted" did a pretty good job with "plot armor" because in the second half the protagonist is already skilled enough to avoid danger and the twist preceeding it reveals that the plot armor wasn't plot armor at all.

That tone that was used for the dog-suit one seriously made me think my fire alarm was going off for a moment.

Jesus that beep made me think my smoke alarm had gone off 😅

Video 166 of asking all narrators, Slazo and Kenny to narrate in one single video

I don't know if it was troll or not but "I haven't seen boondock saints" with uncle rukus from the boondocks had me crying 🤣🤣I need that movie!

These memes are too crazy, but I love ‘em❤️ Have a nice day EmKay!

At 7:29 It is safe to say I didn't expect a flipping FIRE FORCE meme template and I'm so loving it.

JACK IS BEST NARRATOR OF EMKAY HELP I'M CAN'T BREATH😊

Nintendo: I am 4 parallel universe's ahead of you (Dual Screen/Developer System)

The glowing blue Sciencey-thing after the Demon core is an old Mercury Rectifier! Way before solid-state, these tubes turned alternating current into direct. They were big, heavy, prone to breakage and contained a pound or more of mercury. Commonly used in welding machines for DC operation.

I realy love the voice of This man i have been having his videos s sleeping videos for more then a year now

6:32 Backflash to War For Cybertron Earthrise.

Sonic got that gatt

I will never like how these videos end. Otto, I blame you. The dog must answer.

If uncle Ruckus was in Boondock Saints, it would have been brilliant. 🤣

Everyday I wake up the first thing I do is check if EmKay uploaded

0:23 that character is known as uncle ruckus