Officials in California dedicated the Folsom Dam Memorial, which will honor the nearby residents that will die when the faulty dam fails. More coverage at: www.onion.com
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@martineldritch3 жыл бұрын
My heart goes out to all those future survivors suffering from pre-traumatic stress disorder.
@janewick5092 жыл бұрын
Why is your comment in the bottom? It's undderrated. Lemme boost you up.
@rosearachnid8792 жыл бұрын
@@janewick509 yes boosttt
@acjcunleashed79462 жыл бұрын
United States Congress senators and lawmakers when the kid has to go to school the next day
@figo35542 жыл бұрын
Yes
@razvansamoila2 жыл бұрын
Better known as anxiety
@codycessna50384 жыл бұрын
Update: The dam still hasn’t collapsed, but the memorial fell and killed 12 people.
@Ohflipsnap4 жыл бұрын
Thankfully a memorial for them was already constructed sixteen hours prior to those twelve victims.
@OrionoftheStar4 жыл бұрын
@@Ohflipsnap Thank goodness for quality American architectural engineering, capable of determining the precise date at which a memorial for a future tragedy will itself inflict tragedy upon others.
@SheagleArk4 жыл бұрын
It was discovered that Dennis muñoz was one of the victims
@disastermidi19904 жыл бұрын
DJDiggity but they never found his body :(
@SheagleArk4 жыл бұрын
@@disastermidi1990 he also was undoubtedly the first
@SMBBM923 жыл бұрын
The fact that they took precautions to protect the memorial is perhaps my favourite detail.
@donsolos3 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard I completely missed that. That was hysterical the second time thru
@andmicbro13 жыл бұрын
Lol, that's the one that got me. They were so thoughtful!
@axeinrose Жыл бұрын
It’s on point with actual Folsom
@deananderson7714 Жыл бұрын
@@donsolos nice pfp
@deleted-something Жыл бұрын
Ye
@Will-yz7sy3 жыл бұрын
update: they’ve started executing the residents to lessen the future death toll
@hhdddd42823 жыл бұрын
That's smart it cost more money to etch a name in a memorial than to execute someone.
@joaquinsenn11543 жыл бұрын
You think like a politician already
@donald129983 жыл бұрын
Ah, the COVID 19 method I see.
@Ace_BlackStar3 жыл бұрын
@@joaquinsenn1154 no if he was thinking like a politician he would have bombed it to stop the threat from happening but killing the whole town to save the town
@nizammahamood59093 жыл бұрын
Using the nearby prison's "Mashinator"
@ichijofestival25764 жыл бұрын
They say "Comedy = Tragedy + Time." They never specified which direction in time.
@Dapstart4 жыл бұрын
I love this
@vin_26204 жыл бұрын
Clever
@moonlightluck-56224 жыл бұрын
What is an Ichijo Festival anyway
@UpsideDownCycle4 жыл бұрын
@@shadowivy333 is it? or did portal 2 get it from somewhere else? Like honestly i don't know.
@ichijofestival25764 жыл бұрын
@@moonlightluck-5622 None can say. There were no survivors.
@kelseybarton4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think I’ve ever heard the phrase “will have been preventable” in my entire life
@glumbortango71824 жыл бұрын
Thank the Onion for this new avenue of possibilites
@supersonictumbleweed4 жыл бұрын
"We see all the signs now"
@EShum4 жыл бұрын
surprisingly I have. Like with the California wildfires they take about how before they start, they will have been preventable if the gov't does control burns
@bulldozer89504 жыл бұрын
I have.... in a different onion story....
@NowhereMan74 жыл бұрын
@@EShum "would have been preventable if..." is not the same as the concrete sentence "Will have been preventable".
@GeraltofRivia224 жыл бұрын
This is wrong because no politician would take responsibility.
@enclave2k13 жыл бұрын
Yea, the onion is satire home slice. Politicians also don't care about dead constituents... they still vote.
@GeraltofRivia223 жыл бұрын
@@enclave2k1 I know it's satire
@juzoli3 жыл бұрын
No, politicians ALWAYS take responsibility. They often have a press event where they take responsibility, and then they go back to the same as before with no actual consequences.
@juzoli3 жыл бұрын
@Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez I was being sarcastic here. If there are no consequences, then you are not actually take responsibility.
@FrozenRat1613 жыл бұрын
Politicians claim to take responsibility as long as something is not directly caused by them and they don't actually have to move a finger.
@ThePopushi3 жыл бұрын
"My grave won't matter because they're not gonna find my body" I'm dying LOL
@Afiriss3 жыл бұрын
ThePopushi this video is even weirder for me because I live in Folsom lmao
@risky_busine553 жыл бұрын
So is he.
@1ermejo4ever13 жыл бұрын
and your body will never be recovered
@danielw.25543 жыл бұрын
@@Afiriss Rip my friend
@probably49433 жыл бұрын
ThePopushi no Dennis will be
@FlagshipHistory5 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "This tragedy will have been preventable"
@randomnamegbji5 жыл бұрын
"All of the warning signs are here. Now."
@sandrabard36775 жыл бұрын
grammar at its best
@ArcticArca4 жыл бұрын
1000th like
@danielsmith50324 жыл бұрын
Went to the comments just to see if someone posted this 😂😂
@BiFurDoggy4 жыл бұрын
@@sandrabard3677 the best part is that it's entirely grammatically correct
@javieranglada834 жыл бұрын
I will never forget this tragedy when it happens
@enclave2k13 жыл бұрын
I will have had never forgotten this tragedy, when it eventually happens.*
@jacockistitsworth93923 жыл бұрын
@@enclave2k1 no.
@k.i.c64633 жыл бұрын
Oof. As someone that lives in folsom, this is scary
@cryo21563 жыл бұрын
@@k.i.c6463 I'm so sorry for your future loss
@vitalityfox Жыл бұрын
This did happen. That's what makes it so funny.
@batmancanfly1086 Жыл бұрын
“What will I have done?” Is one of the best lines I’ve ever heard
@donxx1206 Жыл бұрын
no it should of been what am i doing i cant belive i do not see this coming
@juzoli Жыл бұрын
“This disaster, will have been preventable” They should use this video for teaching English tenses.
@luc1d3053 жыл бұрын
The most unrealistic part is that the mayor plans to take responsibility and resign
@dad50883 жыл бұрын
Making empty promises is very realistic
@osmano6752 жыл бұрын
Not at all, he will resign... along with a million dollar payout.
@The_Singularity.2 жыл бұрын
I love you 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@spoidalbynature2 жыл бұрын
I agree with the others, it was realistic
@ireallyreallyhategoogle Жыл бұрын
That was 15 years ago, when low level politicians were still expected to resign to appease the public.
@saltysnowflake58325 жыл бұрын
“My grave won’t matter because they’ll never find my body”
@space_fox125 жыл бұрын
F o o d
@Treycotwright5 жыл бұрын
Nicito Sta. Ana you bet your ass it did lmao 🤣
@brandona75264 жыл бұрын
Completely lost it at that
@leavethisemptier4 жыл бұрын
1:47
@squizzlor4 жыл бұрын
Danny Love yeah that one got me XD
@MistahFox4 жыл бұрын
"I only wish there was some way to avoid this terrible tragedy... that didn't require so much funding..."
@christopherverdery12943 жыл бұрын
"What will repairing the dam cost?" "You're looking at $50 million. And that's just for repairs. There's upgrades that will keep the dam working for decades beyond..." "Just got a proposal from the memorial artist. I'll show you the door."
@cones9143 жыл бұрын
Politicians in a nutshell.
@not-sodeadinside72372 жыл бұрын
Next sentence: "The memorial was built on higher ground that won't be swept away when the dam collapses."
@user-te1zl6jc1b2 жыл бұрын
He has a point but he doesn't have a point It's a genius comedy flick
@FatherManus2 жыл бұрын
Climate change in a nutshell
@SuperSlik504 жыл бұрын
Horrific . Prayers for the hypothetical victims in their hour of theoretical need
@jacockistitsworth93923 жыл бұрын
@Rory Spoons LOL2 you stupid bot
@Adhjie3 жыл бұрын
@@blank2588 or yt bugged as usual
@shadybanana65533 жыл бұрын
@Rory Spoons Lol 3
@windyWindward3 жыл бұрын
Lol4
@BertoxolusThePuzzled3 жыл бұрын
HYPOTHETICAL prayers...
@skyslasher62673 жыл бұрын
tragic... i have a cousin who still lives there. i feel horrible when i think about how much i will miss him
@panzerkampfwageniv40653 жыл бұрын
SkySlasher The dam will sadly break any minute...
@9600bauds Жыл бұрын
you will have my condolences
@skyslasher6267 Жыл бұрын
@@9600bauds thanks, there hasnt been a day where i havent thought of him
@andresalgado8609 Жыл бұрын
Try not to think about it.
@abhaysingh8345 Жыл бұрын
You will have our condolences and hopefully they will get justice
@thehungrynunusvids10 жыл бұрын
I completely lost my shit at " my grave won't matter because they're not going to find my body"
@ninjaslash52_984 жыл бұрын
I needed a good laugh
@detested20223 жыл бұрын
How about the bald white guy who said he'll take his own life after he survives the tragedy
@TonyCrenshawsLatte3 жыл бұрын
@@detested2022 And instead of the typical "what have I done," he goes, "what will I have done?" XD
@donsolos3 жыл бұрын
The way he says it too like he is so bitter about it really lit my ass up 😭😭😭
@NeoRipshaft5 жыл бұрын
This is no time to be pointing fingers, we need to come together and support these victims both living and not yet born.
@bayblademaster6974 жыл бұрын
Catman r/Ihavereddit Shut up
@bbbbmmm-ui3ht4 жыл бұрын
@@TheCreationKing shut up nerd
@Adhjie3 жыл бұрын
@krepnata kadara I want x button but the irl and pluperfect just seal it I'm giving this a usual gta speedrun no button no cheat code perfect To top it of is to use ablative construct in german mimicking latin jussive is not present thi
@azuknow1653 Жыл бұрын
Oh thats dark
@gnochhuos645 Жыл бұрын
Kid named finger
@WhatIsThisForAgain Жыл бұрын
On another note: Folsom still doesn’t even have a dam. It is right now being constructed. The farsightedness in display by this memorial committee is laudable. Dennis Munez, the first victim, declared that he will take the job at the tower ‘no matter what, gotta feed my family’.
@johnmccrossan93763 жыл бұрын
"this disaster will have been preventable. All the warning signs are here now. But No1 will have done anything about it." Truest thing a politician has ever said
@CopyRezo3613 жыл бұрын
This actually makes a good exercise for practicing verb tenses. I could show this to my ESL students.
@spencergraham-thille98964 жыл бұрын
Good idea.
@gabenmcfry28234 жыл бұрын
8 year old comment but im liking it anyway
@windskm4 жыл бұрын
Hello CopyRezo44
@wininspn4 жыл бұрын
I'm an ESL teacher, too, and I was thinking the same thing!
@madscientistshusta4 жыл бұрын
@@wininspn we need more teachers like this.
@leslie67574 жыл бұрын
That little girl with the sign that says “I will miss my daddy”. Y’all I can’t with this video 😂😂
@Archonsx3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@joshuagrahambrown Жыл бұрын
It’s the card that says “Try not to think about it” for me 💀
@zurirobinson2749 Жыл бұрын
That's actually legitimately really sad- out of the context of the skit, a child with a terminally ill parent could have actually drawn that
@leslie6757 Жыл бұрын
@@zurirobinson2749 that’s not where my mind went
@ephinem3 жыл бұрын
im convinced they tell the actors that this is not a parody and needs to be acted as very serious. These are some of the best parody actors ives seen.
@abbycross902102 жыл бұрын
I'm glad they had the foresight to put the memorial on high ground. God bless those future victims.
@DannySullivanMusic2 жыл бұрын
indeed
@Shaun-tz6qe4 жыл бұрын
They might have ended on the best line: "Once the massive death toll becomes apparent, I will end my own life. What will I have done?"
@Resi1ience10 ай бұрын
It won't be too late for him; there will probably be help, assuming the crisis hotline number doesn't change by the time the dam breaks.
@lordoftc4 жыл бұрын
I love how there’s subtitles for the Japanese woman speaking English.
@ijoinedthedarkside3334 жыл бұрын
Those are auto subtitles
@jlc56394 жыл бұрын
@@ijoinedthedarkside333 u a dumb ass
@f.h.k63564 жыл бұрын
It’s a common thing for people with heavy accents
@lotharschmal79914 жыл бұрын
I mean tbf I prob wouldn’t understand her without those
@jlc56394 жыл бұрын
I don't think people realise it's a joke. She's perfectly intelligible. She's got subtitles simply because she's not American.
@joshuaklein84293 жыл бұрын
This is unironically exactly how things are being handled in the USA regarding our bridges. Everything built in the 40s and 50s is going to eventually come down if it’s not essentially replaced, since thousands of bridges are beyond repair even now.
@KingHarkinianMah213 жыл бұрын
I believe that is what’s being satirized
@Discojericho3 жыл бұрын
@@KingHarkinianMah21 Its also a reference to the St. Francis Dam disaster.
@dogge9293 жыл бұрын
Bro we've got bridges from the 20's here! That's model T Ford era, built for model T loads. These same bridges carry Tractor Trailers dozens of times a day.
@zacharyrollick61693 жыл бұрын
Not where I live. We have replaced plenty of bridges recently. Granted, incompetence led to the work taking five times as long. One project went through three contractors, leaving that bridge out for a year.
@ckorp6663 жыл бұрын
@@zacharyrollick6169 you say incompetence, those contractors' bank accounts say good business practice
@jaygee95902 жыл бұрын
Locating the memorial beyond the path of the inevitable disaster shows incredible foresight. All involved should be commended for being proactive in this regard.
@davidh68685 жыл бұрын
"The memorial can be altered to include up to two thousand names in the event that the disaster occurs during the annual Folsom Jazz Festival."
@hogglewart4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the writers of this bit did indeed come up with this funny byline.
@thursdaythought72014 жыл бұрын
Folsom Jazz Festival is in Folsom though and folsom is above the folsom damn
@SanctuaryReintegrate5 жыл бұрын
"I only wish that there was some way to avoid this terrible tragedy that didn't require so much funding" US government in a nutshell LMAO
4 жыл бұрын
More like British petroleum
@scottcarr93204 жыл бұрын
And when you read some of the sub text: “CA couple spent $300 million on a research center to find out why their child is failing at school”, 1:54
@scottcarr93204 жыл бұрын
The real things necessary to fund
@jdo86174 жыл бұрын
Every government* Dont forget that just bc you live in America dosen't mean it doesn't happen anywhere else. Everyone's corrupt. We're just the best country so we get the most shit 😁
@jdo86174 жыл бұрын
@@Jacob-bm6wb lol okay snowflake
@erikliljeberg32915 ай бұрын
“This disaster will have been preventable” is such a genius line
@ashok3052 жыл бұрын
"i will take the full responsibility for the tragedy when it happens" , a responsible mayor right there, so nice of him
@NYCentralSpotter10709 жыл бұрын
With the drought, Folsom took down the preemptive memorial, deciding that there was no imminent threat of the reservoir breaking.
@devintariel37697 жыл бұрын
Kendra Marybeth Davenport Maybe this week eh?
@sherk32865 жыл бұрын
Though the dam memorial will be left in storage on high ground; portable and ready to be redeployed for that faithful day that is inevitable
@guardianoftheduat5 жыл бұрын
Butch drought is over
@Duck420Ag5 жыл бұрын
2019, that didn't age well
@jonnda5 жыл бұрын
They could have saved money by reworking the memorial for drought victims.
@thepostfk7 жыл бұрын
they were so close to this actually happening.
@dangernoodle83766 жыл бұрын
Article?
@johnnygreenface41956 жыл бұрын
My sister lived in the area and had to evac if this is what I think it is
@EmmaHopman6 жыл бұрын
It was all the buzz for about 2 weeks
@hizokuto6 жыл бұрын
Oroville Dam in the same area
@dfwai75895 жыл бұрын
Y'all know this isn't real right? Like the Onion literally makes up news stories for laughs. I feel like the OP was being sarcastic, but I'm honestly not sure about half the people in this reply section
@micahdye72153 жыл бұрын
“When the tragedy becomes apparent... I will end my own life..... what will I have done...” so sad🤧😪🤧🤧😭😭😭 fly high future fulsom victims
@alex_squeezebox Жыл бұрын
This is a great example of the rare future perfect tense for non English speakers
@powwu Жыл бұрын
You're so right, I never would've thought of that
@stevencooper4422 Жыл бұрын
The most underutilized aspect of the English language 😂
@CrimeaRiver5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for recommending this to me after a mere 11 years, KZfaq.
@EinFelsbrocken5 жыл бұрын
They werent sure if Putin is *that* into American TV ;)
@JKTCGMV135 жыл бұрын
Oh wow I didn’t realize it was that old. I had thought they gave it that look intentionally
@susanritter25205 жыл бұрын
Crimea_River you’ve got the best username on the Internet. Here’s your memorial -errr - trophy 🥇🏆🥇
@Trever1015 жыл бұрын
yes
@cristibajereanu5824 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck are you complaining when such a high quality content is recommanded, even though is 11 years old video?
@Poop-nu1so5 жыл бұрын
2:09 this man is an actor for The Onion, but needs a hug.
@Masada19115 жыл бұрын
Poop so do I though...
@tormkg98793 ай бұрын
"This disaster will have been preventable." God this stuff ages well.
@s6th7953 жыл бұрын
This is the best way for an English teacher to teach future perfect tense.
@MrMitchbow5 жыл бұрын
This memorial is classic American style because this will be historic national tragedy. 🇺🇸
@hugejackedman74235 жыл бұрын
Thought they would say “a classic American style because this will be a classic American tragedy”
@DirtyPrancing4 жыл бұрын
I was disappointed she didn't say, "because this will be a classic American mistake"
@miladantoine45664 жыл бұрын
Lol and she said it with her heavy Asian accent "this wer be"
@EnseiMada4 жыл бұрын
Isn't it ironic that these quote is never been appropriate until this 2020.
@Formula1st4 жыл бұрын
Well this aged like milk
@kirknix60024 жыл бұрын
I'm in South Carolina, but add my name to the memorial 'cause I'm dying laughing
@glumbortango71824 жыл бұрын
You deserve top comment.
@camatzuma4 жыл бұрын
Kirk Nix Dude, don’t be so insensitive I live in Folsom and the dam could break at any moment, my tragedy is not your comedy
@sherif.ghoneim4 жыл бұрын
Hhhhhhhh
@davideb.42903 жыл бұрын
@@camatzuma It will be, when enough time has passed
@tostitos28903 жыл бұрын
@@camatzuma it will have been preventable
@johnbyron10773 жыл бұрын
0:54 The new Ford zero-emissions car will be powered entirely by down-hill slopes lmfao
@bobthebox299311 ай бұрын
This is my absolute favorite Onion reporting.
@cribbles347611 ай бұрын
It's really up there with some of the Onions best skits.
@charsfm52036 жыл бұрын
press F to pay respects when it happens
@CarpeNoctem1355 жыл бұрын
Peanut Butter pre-emptive F
@jcast17495 жыл бұрын
F
@6piecechickenmcnuggets235 жыл бұрын
E (is the letter before F)
@CarpeNoctem1355 жыл бұрын
6 Piece Chicken McNuggets good call E
@jadenstar10385 жыл бұрын
E or D(on Keyboard)
@Bezos4045 жыл бұрын
When you don't know The Onion and realize after a minute, that something in this video is off.
@jameswhite34155 жыл бұрын
Calum Cowan Agreed, the Onion is reputable, reliable, and none bias. That does not happen with the news nowadays.
@magmafang71875 жыл бұрын
R all onion things fake because surely these Americans is this dumb
@twisted92855 жыл бұрын
Magma Fang this is a trustworthy American news network. It is one of the best and most reliable.
@danydady68515 жыл бұрын
@@magmafang7187 the onion is also the fastest news station by far. It is currently the only one capable of delivering stories before the events actually happen.
@MelkisgoedvoorJan5 жыл бұрын
Calum Cowan hahah yh I knew something was off but it took so long to understand what was actually going on
@kugavi26793 жыл бұрын
Thoughts and prayers to the people who will die in this preventable tragedy.
@fuzbeatboxern57143 жыл бұрын
This did not happen
@scoops2 Жыл бұрын
Who else came to re-watch this after the HAI video on the Mosul dam?
@QueenFondue5 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how much funnier a simple change of tense can make a tragedy.
@RonaldMcPaul4 жыл бұрын
RIP speakers of Asian languages with no tenses.
@Unnecessarilylongexplanations5 жыл бұрын
I feel we should just start upvoting all the people who think it's real so we can see them at the top
@siyacer4 жыл бұрын
Reddit user
@Unnecessarilylongexplanations4 жыл бұрын
@@siyacer Actually the run-down slums of Imgur but same thing
@glumbortango71824 жыл бұрын
Or you could just set the comments to "Newest First"
@glumbortango71824 жыл бұрын
@Martin we can see your corrections you know
@ryanchuabowen20454 жыл бұрын
Found the redditor
@akshay4912Ай бұрын
Onion itself is underrated. And this video is still underrated to underrated youtube channel.
@boaoftheboaians3 жыл бұрын
Condolences to all the future victims of this imminent disaster :(
@wisdom_magnet5 жыл бұрын
"My grave won't matter cos they're not gonna find my body" Damn
@arthure.w20065 жыл бұрын
Dam*
@Kyoobur90004 жыл бұрын
Arthur E.W I was gonna say that but you beat me. Dam it.
@OrionoftheStar4 жыл бұрын
My eyes flooded with tears.
@fynnla.e4 жыл бұрын
I was swept away by that.
@chris10thetilted773 жыл бұрын
Like the inevitable ruins of Folsom
@coolmanjack19954 жыл бұрын
Of course this is trending and in my feed when this dam is bursting in Michigan
@ryanweible90904 жыл бұрын
dark humor made waaay darker by circumstance.
@vittocrazi4 жыл бұрын
@@ryanweible9090 satire is not really dark humour, in my opinion. Because the clip is not about the flooding per se, its a jab at how incompetent the people in charge are. That and the many people that are perfectly okay with living in this kind of conditions. And its why this videos get relevant each time "the onion predicts the future". Because it ridicules the ugly of the world. dark humour is more like "the great lebowski" where the protagonist gets in a progressively worse position no matter what he does. Or if you played skyrim, Chief Yamar z getting killed. "lazarillo de tormes" has a chapter where a blind person gets tricked into ramming his head hard into a post, and it comes out as funny because the blind guy was an asshole, not because he was blind. In "fuenteovejuna" they torture a mentally challenged person, but what he "confesses" is the actual funny thing. I get there are similarities, but its not the same.
@jacobmorrison8384 жыл бұрын
And the dam bursting in MI was 100% preventable. The people who use to be in charge of the dam ran it at like 50% water capacity to accommodate rainfall. The state attorney in MI sued them for running it that low, the lack of water was harmful to the muscles. Because of the lawsuit, different people were in charge of the dam, and were told to run it near full capacity. Because of this, there was no room for overflow. So once it rained, the dam couldn’t hold all that water.
@souvikrc44994 жыл бұрын
@@jacobmorrison838 That, and the dam owners were cited by federal regulators SINCE THE 90s for failing to make safety improvements.
@NameAvailable3 жыл бұрын
@@vittocrazi There are thousands of dams that are at risk to fail right now. Nothing gets done because it would cost billions to fix them and because many of them are owned privately which makes them hard to regulate. If America would stop putting so much money into police and military we could fix our crumbling infrastructure and the government needs to the power to regulate the dams.
@rexcorvorum42624 жыл бұрын
“My grave won’t matter cause they’re not gonna find my body” 🤣🤣🤣
@gundam2jimmy Жыл бұрын
"I wish there was a way to save them that did not cost so much money."
@mmorpg14284 жыл бұрын
I cry every time I pass by the dam on my way to work. I hope I’ll never forget this tragedy when it happens. #rip
@danielsmith50324 жыл бұрын
MMoRPG 😂😂
@tdpay90159 ай бұрын
If you're traveling on nearby Route 10 when it happens, I'll shake my head sadly when I read your name on the memorial.
@BradleyWashburn110 жыл бұрын
oh man, I live down stream from this. Why don't I do anything about this before it happens?
@roguishpaladin6 жыл бұрын
So, um, did you?
@jumpingsloth39636 жыл бұрын
This was 4 years ago. Please reply if you are ok.
@HandledToaster26 жыл бұрын
Rest in Piece Bradley
@butterdrag0n3306 жыл бұрын
Kevin Vang I don't think they made it
@Frank-hw3fd6 жыл бұрын
We will start always remembering you the moment you are gone :(
@Aranimda Жыл бұрын
The National Geographic program "Seconds from Disaster" is already making a detailed reconstruction using advanced computer graphics to show exactly how, why and when this disaster will occur.
@CorndogMaker4 жыл бұрын
This isn't satire anymore
@enclave2k13 жыл бұрын
No, it still is. There is no such thing as a politician anymore; liar is more descriptive.
@watsisbuttndo8294 жыл бұрын
"I will tender my resignation the day after the tragedy" . Have seen that happen for real many a time.
@OrionoftheStar4 жыл бұрын
"I think once the massive death toll becomes apparent... I will end my own life. What will I have done..."
@Heeby-Jeebies5 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace eventually, my friends.
@theciasmuggledcoke12614 жыл бұрын
I will I guess
@bootstrap523 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@jaquan123ism Жыл бұрын
what will happen when the mosul dam which is built on water soluble rock breaks
@phoenixyip893510 ай бұрын
I literally live right next to Folsom that’s amazing
@TylerMarkRichardson9 ай бұрын
You should visit there 10am 8/9/25
@moobsmcgee35544 жыл бұрын
This is how it feels for people who knew about the virus back in January.
@ChaseThePinballWizard5 жыл бұрын
imagine if the Onion is just a real news station in an alternate universe that got destroyed and they're trying to contact us to help them.
@brandonfoley75194 жыл бұрын
You scare me child
@NoName-ul8jt4 жыл бұрын
What
@creapyalbinofish4 жыл бұрын
They are from the bearenstein universe, frankly, we dodged a bullet.
@nataliecohen96583 жыл бұрын
creapyalbinofish bearenstein universe?
@PashaGamingYT3 жыл бұрын
XD
@AnkitNeerajthejoker3 жыл бұрын
Hats off to the creativity
@DNVIC3 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is that a similar event happened in the 1800s where a dam was known to be vulnerable and people did nothing about it.
@justanotherhooman70573 жыл бұрын
😥 And my hope for humanity slowly fades away
@ValensBellator4 жыл бұрын
And to think Michigan didn’t even produce a preemptive memorial for their dams breaking... Given they’d been warned in Michigan about those dams for years this sketch is striking very close to home right now.
@vittocrazi4 жыл бұрын
20 years of warnings...
@souvikrc44994 жыл бұрын
@@vittocrazi And yet the dam owners did nothing but bicker.
@11Survivor3 жыл бұрын
*Imagine your dams aren't owned by the government-*
@enclave2k13 жыл бұрын
Hi, I'm from Flint and I drink lead from poison water.
@SimonClarkstone3 жыл бұрын
The Onion were playing the long game. some day this article was going to become topical.
@mato82254 жыл бұрын
Well this aged like fine wine...
@lenschwedt96463 жыл бұрын
The Onion IS fine wine.
@mato82253 жыл бұрын
@Zaibatzu N Yay !! (☞゚∀゚)☞
@sunflowerog982 жыл бұрын
the way she looked at him when he said “they’re not gonna find my body” 😩
@evilemperorzurg9615 Жыл бұрын
Very tragic. I’m glad the local government is preparing for such a catastrophe.
@ManofChrist10114 жыл бұрын
"all the warning signs are here NOW" and "my grave wont matter because they're not gonna find my body" make me lmbo everytime i watch this
@brandonfoley75194 жыл бұрын
Imbo?
@KianLeiner4 жыл бұрын
@@brandonfoley7519 limbo
@UpsideDownCycle4 жыл бұрын
@@KianLeiner and @Maineiac fishing it means laughing my butt off. It's an alternative to lmao, or laughing my ass off.
@pablo-gb5th4 жыл бұрын
@@brandonfoley7519 bruh you just replied to a 10 year old comment
@codybarrett46724 жыл бұрын
@@pablo-gb5th it's the internet and it's timeless. it someone is wrong, they're wrong forever and it NEEDS to be pointed out TODAY.
@notnotkavi4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else got this recommended after the collapse in Michigan?
@ripmorld99094 жыл бұрын
me2
@Crystal_Bull4 жыл бұрын
exactly what I was thinking.
@seldonwright43454 жыл бұрын
Yuppers
@goldenfiberwheat2383 жыл бұрын
What
@shadysam71613 жыл бұрын
@@johnperic6860 NOOOOOOO
@dr.zionsson3 жыл бұрын
RIP to those who will die in this tragic future disaster
@kattastic9999 Жыл бұрын
"This disaster will have been preventable!" Fucking nailed me
@sophistanonym17035 жыл бұрын
Dennis Muñoz with that lifetime job security! I'm an optimist.
@dAvrilthebear15 жыл бұрын
I considered it the best and my favorite onion clip, until this thing actually happened here in Russia at a power station killing 70. And what's more the officials that were responsible are now using the same words: "If only there had been a way to prevent it that would not have required so much funding!"
@mbufton4 жыл бұрын
Arruda it's Russia, weirder shit has happened over there
@TehSlan4 жыл бұрын
@Arruda Google is your friend. 2009 Sayano-Shushenskaya power station accident. A turbine that had been showing irregular vibration patterns for 10 years finally failed during a power-on, breaking out of its seating and causing a cascade of other problems. The power infrastructure in the region of this power plant was crumbling, and this plant that already had poor maintenance had been running the turbines at above-intended speeds to get more power out of them, to compensate for the lack of other sources in the area. The death toll was 75 people. And yes, the power station was a hydroelectric dam. Although it was the combined turbine failure, flooding, and opening of emergency flood gates that killed people, not the dam itself crumbling, the comparison is there.
@MichaelSnyder17763 жыл бұрын
I died in the flood in 2023. Thankfully the Memorial made it through safely.
@Yodah97 Жыл бұрын
This comment is going to be great in 3 months.
@jessicar3291 Жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear that Michael. You will have never expected such a terrible event
@yutahkotomi1195 Жыл бұрын
Have you died yet? I haven't heard of any dams collapsing the year started.
@HansLemurson Жыл бұрын
We sure got a lot of rain this winter. How's your health?
@hallowen4279 Жыл бұрын
@@HansLemurson He's swimming with the angels now 😢
@Cruzad4 жыл бұрын
This has come to fruition
@NASkeywest4 жыл бұрын
This makes me feel so helpless. I wish there was something we could have done.
@grumpiesttitan79304 жыл бұрын
You joking right?
@MasonGreenWeed2 жыл бұрын
That doesn't require large funding
@nikkisoos99075 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the Dam broke while they were all at the memorial. What a waste of 22,000 dollars, those people should've thought of this circumstance and stayed at their homes so that waste would've never happened!
@nikkisoos99075 жыл бұрын
@@johnperic6860 nah I'm saying is if they were all at the memorial while the dam broke, casualties wouldn't be as high, thus a waste of the memorial.
@alquinn85764 жыл бұрын
@@nikkisoos9907 then they will have had renamed it the Denis Munoz memorial
@CanadaPlayz48 Жыл бұрын
RIP all of the people who will die in this preventable disaster.
@shocktrooper9163 Жыл бұрын
The only unrealistic part is when the mayor said he would take full responsible.
@HunterShows Жыл бұрын
He will have if he does.
@UKnowMeIMURDaddy5 жыл бұрын
I want to be remembered as Folsom's most child friendly adult. I hope everyone ruminates about how I drove my white, windowless van around town passing out candy and fidget spinners. How I gave free rides and helped look for my lost puppy. And lastly, how I was never late when school began and ended for the day.
@rancidpitts82435 жыл бұрын
Bless you. You are such a wonderful person. Bless you.
@TheeOnlyStolas5 жыл бұрын
A true hero in my eyes
@sarpeg13375 жыл бұрын
Plot twist he aint being sarcastic
@nutmeg90055 жыл бұрын
Ohio Interior Design i know you made an impact on the children’s lives
@MyName_Jeff5 жыл бұрын
@Hungry Hungry Hippo Yes, they were definitely touched 🙏🏻
@Happy-uy5wc4 жыл бұрын
I have a friend who lives right next to that dam. I went swimming there last year. It is a lovely place to have a picnic. The water's clear and clean. It's a great place for a memorial. I'm going to miss my friend Tom. But I suppose that he'll have the high honor of having his name on that memorial marker. 😊
@bunsenn5064 Жыл бұрын
The “try not to think about it” drawing at the memorial absolutely killed me
@DavidAWA4 жыл бұрын
Okay KZfaq. Stop recommending videos from 12 years ago that are 100% relevant while I'm in quarantine.
@parkeypence59745 жыл бұрын
Truly a tragedy. Such a shame that it couldn't have been avoided.
@lackey554 жыл бұрын
We should do this for every school in the US before a new year starts.
@mayettaxtriger4364 жыл бұрын
I remember this! It was a preventable tragedy, I died it in :(
@DazikLP4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the recommend, KZfaq. I almost didn't realize it was an Onion story.
@azore11845 жыл бұрын
I LIVE IN FOLSOM!!!!!!!!! WE DIED!!!! ALL OF US!!! YEAHHHHH
@randombossgamer11754 жыл бұрын
I live in Folsom too!!
@williammitchell16234 жыл бұрын
And history repeats again, Midland MI 5/20/2020
@tomfuelery29053 жыл бұрын
This will be such a sad tragedy. My heart will be breaking.
@matthintz9468 Жыл бұрын
"My grave won't matter, because they're not gonna find my body." I was eating when I heard that and I almost started choking it was so funny!
@perryrhodan13645 жыл бұрын
The Onion is pure genius. This video is 11 years old and just as important today.
@weaponofmassconstruction19404 жыл бұрын
Poor people, they really won't have seen it coming.