Compilation Of Michael’s Best Jokes About Planes And Airports

Compilation Of Michael’s Best Jokes About Planes And Airports | Michael McIntyre

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Boarding a plane, passports, seat recliners, when fellow passengers become competitors in the race to customs.
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@AviationTV 4 жыл бұрын

"Don't you want my passport?" "No need sir, we can see the way you handled the rope system. Welcome home!"

@moubhattacharyya1141 4 жыл бұрын

He is so observant and has perfect timing in blending humour with the everyday situations of life.

@jess8153 4 жыл бұрын

Kevin McCusker well you’re such a jolly person aren’t you ?

@hodb3906 4 жыл бұрын

Kevin McCusker he is not that rich you tosspot. His jokes are spot on to reality. How old are you?

@unity1016 4 жыл бұрын

Do you remember David Brenner? That was his thing, too.

@marionthompson3365 7 ай бұрын

Yes, he reminds me a little of Dave Allen.

@terraformer_141 5 жыл бұрын

He's one of the few comedians that actually make me laugh 😂

@tjm6086 5 жыл бұрын

热带 same

@jjwy4tt215 5 жыл бұрын

Same 😂 he make s me laugh 😂😂😆😆 real hard

@jamesboldcomedy6914 5 жыл бұрын

I agree with you - but I try my best to be as good as him - in a different way!

@Mortum_Rex 5 жыл бұрын

What about Trump?

@jamesboldcomedy6914 5 жыл бұрын

@@Mortum_Rex He makes me want to cry😏

@bryantinio2929 4 жыл бұрын

Can we take a moment to appreciate the person who has to move the spotlight around the stage as Michael is running around?

@jones6613 3 жыл бұрын

Must have real buff arms after a while

@chesh1rek1tten 3 жыл бұрын

My friend who's a light technician for the local state theatre said exactly that when I showed him this clip ^^

@peeet 3 жыл бұрын

And the camera!

@Adogdoingdogthings 2 жыл бұрын

They must have practiced or done it quite a lot

@mli3728 2 жыл бұрын

defi a full-time job, confirmed!

@arlena3297 5 жыл бұрын

The passport thing is so accurate

@NerdX151 5 жыл бұрын

I went to the airport once wearing a new jacket, where I placed my passport in the inner pocket. What I didn't realize was that the pocket was much deeper than it felt like. I think I burned 10 days worth of calories in my body from the sheer panic when I suddenly couldn't feel my passport. lol

@nikiryan8648 24 күн бұрын

misplaced mine coming back from Ireland....total panic mode until I found it in pocket of jacket I had taken off.

@OLGMC 5 жыл бұрын

The real winner is that person who’s bag comes first on the belt and leaves the exit first 😅

@jemmaj2919 5 жыл бұрын

Lol i dont even check in my little suitcase

@NerdX151 5 жыл бұрын

That feeling when you are the second person to get your bag, and then the person in front of you gets pulled over by the customs officer. I WIN, SUCKER!

@jhcfight 5 жыл бұрын

The reason why I mostly travel with hand luggage only that I can skip the belt waiting. Even the customs goes quicker that way.

@andreeaafuni4999 4 жыл бұрын

Oh I was that person once! It is indeed a wonderful feeling, it brings a spark of joy, but alas i believe one only gets to experience it only once in a lifetime...

@kimbo5260 4 жыл бұрын

Mine didn't even came bc apparently there's been a worker strike and mine happened to be one of very few that didn't get delivered to the belt. I ended staying in the airport for an extra 2 hours only to be sent home and get my suitcase the next day. Good thing I had pyjama with me.

@catherines2544 5 жыл бұрын

The funny thing about the race to get off the plane is that....usually you can't go anywhere. So everyone rushes to get up, get their stuff, then ends up just standing there for another half hour impatiently waiting, trying to hold their place in the aisle for themselves and their family/friends.

@floatingstarfish932 5 жыл бұрын

Or they barge off the plane... and get on to the bus which waits until all the passengers are on before it leaves for the terminal!

@eb7446 5 жыл бұрын

I never play this game on any transport. Trains, nope let everyone what's the point? They can stress out, I will just sit here thanks.

@jemmaj2919 5 жыл бұрын

On my last plane, the flght was one hour late, which meant i could miss my transition flight, this stupid woman next to me sitting on the aisle seat, felt entitled to sit and wait cuz she has nothing to rush for, i had to push her out. If u'r sitting on an aisle seat dont assume ppl have nothing to do next

@NerdX151 5 жыл бұрын

If you are on a domestic chinese flight, you can also expect to see old grannies trying open the doors themselves and slap the flight attendants when they tell them to let the business class passengers off first. It is a fight to the death xD

@jhcfight 5 жыл бұрын

It would be funny if everybody stayed in their seat, so that flight attendants really have to ask everybody to go off.

@gillygerbilchillman3281 4 жыл бұрын

Love Michael's humour...he's so funny and without being vulgar or swearing excessively. Just a brilliant comic and entertainer

@xplayman 5 жыл бұрын

The queuing system at the end of the video is so true! :D As Americans, we do the over the rope thing. When we went to Dubai we saw British people walking the whole queue. In Bali, we saw Australians doing the sideways squat underneath the rope and we continued to do our over the rope "Yeehaw."

@helgaioannidis9365 5 жыл бұрын

Yes and being a German I actually would have opted for opening and closing the rope thing accurately. My Italian friends would have opened it and just leave it open for the ones behind...

@jemmaj2919 5 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆us brits just have so much manners

@liamamundson7696 5 жыл бұрын

Yep, you got us aussies down pat there mate. This happens all the time at our Sizzler's and Centrelinks too

@zubairibrahim3795 5 жыл бұрын

Helga Ioannidis loool the Italian thing is the one I can relate to 🤣🤣🤣

@tanya9112 5 жыл бұрын

I will often slink under the rope Aussie, Aussie,Aussie!😂

@cocochanel3074 5 жыл бұрын

I also like the fact that his comedy is for everyone. Funny and adorable!!

@rhig4081 4 жыл бұрын

Coco Chanel it's all so relatable.

@munga1111 5 жыл бұрын

The fun reason the blinds need to be open for take-off and landing: During these times the likelyhood of an incident increases dramatically, in the event the aircraft crashes on take-off or landing and the fuselage remains intact, then rescuers will need to be able to look inside, so open your blinds.

@Jedi_Spartan_38 5 жыл бұрын

Jack Whitehall: If something were to go wrong with the engine, you are the pilot's eyes. I beg your pardon! I'm not ready for that responsibility! And no one told me this when I purchased the ticket, I was under the impression that I would be travelling under the capacity of passenger not copilot!

@Jedi_Spartan_38 5 жыл бұрын

@@TheDreamingofFreedom I didn't say anything, I was just quoting Jack Whitehall.

@NsTheName 5 жыл бұрын

That and your eyes need to be adjusted to the light outside of the plane. You can't pause in the doorway blinking, you need to get out fast. (former stewardess ^^)

@lizvlx 4 жыл бұрын

well - there is a far more common reason - inn case something goes wrong with the engines (not that rare) - like malfunction alert lights up in cockpit, the flight attendants need to check the engines if they are really malfunctioning or if it is a false alert. same with flaps not engaging correctly etc. that visual check is happening quite often, passengers just dont notice.

@leavoda3791 4 жыл бұрын

Well that's not comforting, not by a long shot....

@homemail9653 5 жыл бұрын

9:23...and off we go!!!! This guy is a gem

@ixlnxs 3 жыл бұрын

It's my favourite bit in ALL I've ever seen of him.

@becm9537 4 жыл бұрын

Bless the cameraman following Michael around 😂😂

@Edrisal 3 жыл бұрын

Rebecca Muscat ant the light handlers man 😂

@ixlnxs 3 жыл бұрын

@@Edrisal Neither of them will ever get fat as long as they work for him or Russel Kane.

@AlienSensei 5 жыл бұрын

Regarding the blinds, I had mine half-closed during landing because the sunlight was kinda slow-cooking my crotch through the window and one of the stewardess asked me to open it all the way up. I asked why and she answered so that if there's something wrong with the engine or wings, the passenger could notice it and let the flight crew know immediately. "Alright then. If one of the wings comes off I'll let you know."

@Dragon-ze6gp 4 жыл бұрын

Aditya Purwanto lmao what did she say

@Asmrfirstt 4 жыл бұрын

Jack Whitehall fan here love stealing jokes

@joshuagarnham9703 Жыл бұрын

@@Asmrfirstt “I beg your fucking pardon”

@forgeustiss6667 Жыл бұрын

You do understand that most mechanical issues occur at take off or landing, tight? And problems with engines require early a visual confirmation to the flight deck. And don't bother mentioning the wing fell off if the plane is in the air, you will crash imminently.

@evillyn7895 5 жыл бұрын

Michael can make anything hilarious.

@evillyn7895 5 жыл бұрын

@@Peter-pg8qn That's not funny.

@McLeanAmy 5 жыл бұрын

I've only just realised why passports are called passports...

@pauljordan4452 5 жыл бұрын

Passing through the port?

@tillyboos 4 жыл бұрын

LOLOLOLOL.....it actually dates back to biblical times when Nehemiah in the Old Testament requested a letter for "safe passage" from King Artaxerxes I of Persia, when he was traveling to Judea (which is today part of modern-day Israel) so passports literally mean "safe passage."

@tillyboos 4 жыл бұрын

@@pauljordan4452 In medieval Europe, that's precisely what it meant when people passed through the gates (or portes, as they were known then) of the medieval walled cities.

@JustinCase99999 4 жыл бұрын

@@tillyboos porte is just the french word for gate or door. Passport comes from French passeport. Port is a seaport, but it also meant any type of passage you had to pass through.

@tillyboos 4 жыл бұрын

Justin Case Yes, I speak some French, so I knew that. And it’s interesting because the evolution of the Passport throughout history is from a myriad number of sources.

@silverspoonaj6483 5 жыл бұрын

I was on an escalator but this man on the stairs next to me looked at me and said I'll beat y'all and started running. He then tripped and I walked off before him

@lauraarcher1730 4 жыл бұрын

Gacha Comet 😂😂😂👍

@ixlnxs 3 жыл бұрын

Of all the things that never happened, this one didn't happen so much it unhappened things that had.

@mrz80 2 жыл бұрын

He was golden 'til he started mouthing off. Then he tripped over his need for attention. :P

@samkaraca1337 Жыл бұрын

I can really relate to the constant checking of the passport while in the airport… Then the two seconds of panic when I’ve checked the wrong pocket… Love you Mikey Mac! 😂

@fionamackie3357 9 ай бұрын

A constant panic when I used to travel with three kids. Forever checking the freaking passports. I did lose a kid at the airport once, but NEVER a passport😂

@winterwitch457 Жыл бұрын

I’ve never flown anywhere nor ever been to an airport yet I still laughed my head off at this video. Michael has an uncanny ability to create such a prominent picture in my imagination that his jokes almost become relatable even if you’ve never had a similar experience. Love Michael his jokes are hilarious and he’s definitely my favourite comedian.

@Metusion 5 жыл бұрын

thank goodness you were here, last time I was stuck in a locker for half an hour. LOL

@HighTen_Melanie 5 жыл бұрын

_”But the plane won’t leave without us....”_

@AbsoluteMiniacGena 5 жыл бұрын

☀️ ＳｕｎｎｙＤａｙｓ ☀️ 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘩, 𝘱𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺. 𝘏𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘸𝘢𝘵 𝘐𝘔𝘏𝘖

@AbsoluteMiniacGena 5 жыл бұрын

Ben Mackay Games Jealous? Of what exactly? Poor? As in cash-poor? Nup, I don’t have to work so I don’t think so! Nice try in your attempted attack on me for having an opinion. Aren’t they allowed any more? Do we all have to think the same? *Plonker!*

@AliceMcDonagh 5 жыл бұрын

Mrs Frogzilla he’s funny as hell, you obviously don’t have any humor 🙄

@thegiantpumpkin5903 5 жыл бұрын

I love Michael I think he’s a great comedian but come on guys this is just someone’s opinion let it go. Everyone is entitled to theirs.

@hhhfff7953 5 жыл бұрын

Just repeating the joke.

@trizzkennedy8353 5 жыл бұрын

You can often see Australians doing the common “side ways squat”

@alexthomas7470 4 жыл бұрын

Russians do the same. I’m British but but my Slavic side has a bit more sense.

@izzyreali9738 4 жыл бұрын

Air travel is so ridiculously stressful, but he makes it seem so funny

@georgielancaster1356 Жыл бұрын

It's just like the slowest, faff me about beyond belief, high security bus ride that has one drop off spot. And has the most in your face, officious, nastily artificially nice crew.

@bluenile1574 5 жыл бұрын

The only comedian who will make the usual to be very funny. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ciara8560 5 жыл бұрын

Irish get the kids to run under the ropes to save the spot haha

@AbsoluteAbsurd 4 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@ruzahel6287 4 жыл бұрын

Same! (But not Irish aha)

@ThatBermo 4 жыл бұрын

That's so TRUE

@boeinga370 4 жыл бұрын

Wtf I’m Irish and as a kid I never had to do that

@ThatBermo 4 жыл бұрын

boeing A370 that's not normal

@melanieohara6941 5 жыл бұрын

Michael is so refreshing! Like Jerry Seinfeld in the States, Michael is hilarious and “right on target” without resorting to foul language and verbal diarrhea. Greetings from Wyoming!🙋🏼‍♀️💞🏔🌠

@st8fromtheho0d18 4 жыл бұрын

As while he "beep beep beep's"... He's twiddling his middle fingers... Hilarious yes but not completely clean comedy....

@chriswilliams6568 4 жыл бұрын

never found Seinfeld funny at all.

@katiedid1851 2 жыл бұрын

Beats Seinfeld

@angelicarollin 2 жыл бұрын

I’m American and this guy is much funnier than Seinfeld :)

@bicharka1 2 жыл бұрын

Sorry but please don't compare Michael to Seinfeld who is not funny at all

@thetruth1733 4 жыл бұрын

Who else is watching in bed on a lazy Sunday afternoon to have a laugh instead of being sad and moody

@bugeater2763 3 жыл бұрын

hell yeah

@conservativeeducator3696 3 жыл бұрын

From personal experience... the plane WILL leave without you!🤣🤣

@lynngilman1402 3 жыл бұрын

Michael is brilliant and I want to thank him for bring laughter to my day, after suffering in the OR doing “inventory “ xo

@ashleyvalkoss2130 5 жыл бұрын

My family has done that, his American impression, this was totally relatable! 🤣

@Triss_Joy 5 жыл бұрын

Yup, 100% can confirm: Americans yeehaw right over that s***.😂

@lunarcorpse 5 жыл бұрын

I don't. I go through the whole thing.

@brynnabeloved 5 жыл бұрын

Somehow I do it the British way. I'm from Michigan.

@krissy20634 4 жыл бұрын

I lived in texas and now Maryland, usa. I walk the whole thing. If anything I am getting to the age where that is the only option. I cant get my leg up that far safely and if I go under I cant get back up

@toberkhalid7133 4 жыл бұрын

@@krissy20634 what are you kris YOUNG. JK

@krissy20634 4 жыл бұрын

@@toberkhalid7133 if I have lots of time I will follow the ropes, if not I skip

@prinsazz8683 2 жыл бұрын

Lol the reclining made me crack up. 🤣 I ended up with my leg in a brace for 4 months because of a rude recliner lol.

@DarkCreed 4 жыл бұрын

2:11 That is me with everything. Wallet, car keys, loose change.

@finlaygemson3772 3 жыл бұрын

Then I go shit forgot the mask

@willbridge3433 3 жыл бұрын

That feeling when you're in 3rd or 4th place in the race of the travelator and you get to the baggage collection and everyone in front of you has to wait for their bag to crawl round the conveyor but you walk straight past with a smug smile, a sense of victory and a medium-sized carry-on backpack.

@CMTHFAF 4 жыл бұрын

Tall American here, and yep, I’m guilty of the “Yee Haw”

@mrz80 2 жыл бұрын

I was late getting to an airport once back when I was young and healthy enough to pull stunts like this, and did the OJ Simpson thing, running pell-mell thru the concourse, hurdling obstacles, all while lugging a carryon AND an acoustic guitar to be hand-checked at the gate. Made it to the gate with maybe a minute to spare before departure time only to find out bad weather in Atlanta had delayed the flight I was going to be getting on for an hour or more. OY.

@michellebolen3892 5 жыл бұрын

My husband and I are hoping to travel to the UK one day hopefully with in the next couple of years. And we have both agreed that the ONLY two things we MUST do is go see a football game of his favorite team, and our top thing COME SEE YOU IN A SHOW! These are our top two bucket list items! Number two see a football game and number one SEE MICHAEL MCINTYRE LIVE! Much love and respect and thank you so very much for the hours of laughs and enjoyment watching you on you tube and around the net. Michelle B. Maine USA

@user-zc6mi5hx2f 5 жыл бұрын

Michelle Bolen - are there any American comedians you know of that compare to Micheal McIntyre ?

@michellebolen3892 5 жыл бұрын

@@user-zc6mi5hx2f Bill Engvall has a VERY similar comedic style. He is mu second favorite comedian after Michael. Very funny and very relatable just like Michael is. If you like Michael you probably will like Bill Engvall

@sophiekirkley4398 5 жыл бұрын

completely irrelevant but which football team XD

@user-zc6mi5hx2f 5 жыл бұрын

Sophie Crazy - my guess is ‘Luton Town football club’

@user-zc6mi5hx2f 5 жыл бұрын

Michelle Bolen - billy is relatable with his comedy - but i relate to Micheal more..because I’m from where he lives in UK ..so accents are similar (easier to understnd) - with billy, He is a strong Texan accent..you have to really concentrate to understand every word of what he’s saying.

@n.m.8728 4 жыл бұрын

Reclining the seat all at once is like backing your car out of the parking space without even looking back.

@mrz80 2 жыл бұрын

When the person in front of me starts to do that, I reposition my legs so that they'll hit my knees about halfway thru the seatback's travel. They think they've hit the limit and stop. I set my legs back down and I've still get some legroom. Just one of many coping strategies they never mentioned I'd need when I was in high school. :D

@Jules-dn9jl Ай бұрын

I'm so glad Micheal McIntyre exists. He isn't just a comedian. He lives humour.

@catmom1322 2 жыл бұрын

It's April 2022 & I just discovered this gem! What a gift he has!

@iynur 4 жыл бұрын

Geeeez he’s such a genius. I’m a Chinese, despite different cultures, I can relate almost everything in his jokes, it’s smth global, it’s human nature haha. He’s so observant!!!I can literally see me in all his jokes haha. Telling from the way I handle the rope system, I’m half British half American and from time to time give a Canadian type of sorry when Americans yeehah in my way😂😂😂

@michaelcook2360 10 ай бұрын

Flew for first time last week. So thought I’d go through KZfaq and search for airport bits now that I can relate 😂😂

@MrErnestRigby 3 жыл бұрын

Well Michael, it takes a lot to bring tears to my eyes but this one did it. Well done and very funny. You get better and better as you go on. Thank you for making me laugh.

@Nick_C1997 5 жыл бұрын

I'm British and this is how I handle the rope system, I alternate between hurdling one rope and ducking under another

@earlgrey6736 4 жыл бұрын

you maverick!

@mrz80 2 жыл бұрын

Over one and under the next? Are you perhaps a weaver? :D

@Nick_C1997 2 жыл бұрын

@@mrz80 No, I just like patterns

@ilovesuisse1 4 жыл бұрын

This is the second time i’ve watched this and i still laughed like mad. Michael McIntyre is just great.

@ruzahel6287 4 жыл бұрын

He’s like those childhood storytellers only with funnier stories. I love it. It’s wholesome.

@lewisrennison8736 5 жыл бұрын

Saw him live in Auckland at Spark Arena and he’s so funny.

@redrain4477 5 жыл бұрын

My wife and saw him at the O2 , great night out lots of laughter MM is good for your soul .

@Amy-uf3oj 5 жыл бұрын

I’ve kind of been the elderly in the back of the buggy...I was the passenger in a wheelchair after being escorted off the plane by paramedics 😂 Also, does anyone think of Shrek when going through the ropes?

@meganeloise8189 4 жыл бұрын

Non moving floor + heelies + hold on to the moving handrail = winner

@shananalexander9789 5 жыл бұрын

I can’t quit watching. I’m looking all the time for your comedy. So funny.

@hildasnails5961 5 жыл бұрын

Icelanders do the same as British people with the ropes😂

@eb7446 5 жыл бұрын

I'm Canadian and same. I don't know, maybe if I was tall enough to just walk over the ropes I'd have considered it...but, no.

@notjustanotherguy739 5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, I think it's a north-west european thing, I just wrote a comment about Sweden, lmao XDDD It's such a relief going to for example Spain and just relaxing in the chaos of spontaneous people.

@hildasnails5961 5 жыл бұрын

@@notjustanotherguy739 är du svensk?

@prettyinpinky5937 4 жыл бұрын

South African’s too

@BRQFilms 4 жыл бұрын

i'm not from europe or africa and i do the same. i can recollect going through an empty ropes in zig zags lol, but my nationality doesn't have a certain way of going with it i think

@PaulaJoW 5 жыл бұрын

Laughing until I'm crying. Hilarious!!

@SceneArtisan 5 жыл бұрын

"If God wanted us to fly, he'd have bought the ticket".

@mrz80 2 жыл бұрын

(*looks at the cross*) 's kinda what He did ;)

@JaneDoe-ci3gj 5 жыл бұрын

Non moving floor option😂😂😂👍👍👍

@patrickjinks 5 жыл бұрын

Best joke was 32B isn't even a window seat

@cbfedge5593 4 жыл бұрын

I realised this lol

@magellanic3614 4 жыл бұрын

He wasn't sitting in a window seat

@matthewhigson1232 3 жыл бұрын

@@magellanic3614 he was sat in seat D

@jasminesando8227 Жыл бұрын

and us Australians we try sprinting through the ropes to see who can get around the corners quickest.

@kiwi_kini 3 жыл бұрын

There’s a completion Of Michaels best joke everything. This man can joke about any subject

@jamesbeeks2377 5 жыл бұрын

I love this guy 😂

@julietteashmore4831 Жыл бұрын

The blinds on the plane 🤣🤣🤣👌

@johnnybelinda8539 5 жыл бұрын

hahaha can't wait for one about baggage claim

@missgunst4152 5 жыл бұрын

The blinds have to be up, because of one simple reason: if there is an accident, the next new in the front see different things when they look outside. So a burning engine can’t be seen from the first row, but from the windows above the engine. And to make it easy, it’s limited to everyone to open these blinds for start and landing. Just for info T.

@leschase1824 5 жыл бұрын

Also, so the fire service can see inside to see what is happening in case of an emergency should there be a cabin fire.

@euaneill5920 4 жыл бұрын

Michael McIntyre is a god amongst men!

@londontravellers22 2 жыл бұрын

I sent this to my cabin crew best friend. She said this is so spot on.

@spanz21 5 жыл бұрын

Finally going to see him. He’s coming to NEW YORK. 🙌🏻

@carole2799 2 жыл бұрын

I needed that laughter!! Brilliant!!!

@joannedelacruz5603 4 жыл бұрын

I watched this clip several times and I’m still laughing out loud every time ..🤣🤣🤣

@lifewuzonceezr 5 жыл бұрын

When You Look Like Your Passport Photo, It's Time To Go Home..- Erma Bombeck

@micheleb1158 3 жыл бұрын

He is incredibly right about everything he says 😂

@guelisworld Жыл бұрын

07:24 "Because right next to the moving floor is a non-moving floor option...which I think we can just call floor." 😂❤️

@shendrew 4 жыл бұрын

LEGEND. Absolute legend!

@tiveyhouse 3 жыл бұрын

The passport one is really funny. I am always delegated to keep all the passports, I hold the responsibility LOL. And yes I check every 2 minutes.

@helengorton894 5 ай бұрын

So agree!!! Bravo light-man!!! Spectacular job!!!

@tottenhamtillidie5102 4 жыл бұрын

Ive watched this about 10 times and it keeps getting better

@James-vx9ri 3 жыл бұрын

Never fails to make me laugh 😂

@starcharx9139 5 жыл бұрын

when he started to talk about the blinds i lost it 😂

@joseftsubas2240 Жыл бұрын

Feels great hearing those advises a day before my flight, let the race begins!!

@nicolasimcox1748 Жыл бұрын

I have been suffering with depression and watching one of Michaels videos daily makes me laugh and just for a while I forget the awful feeling I’m struggling with - I really want to get tickets to come and see you live just once

@koalabear2752 5 жыл бұрын

The blinds have to be up so that if something goes wrong in take-off or landing and the plane falls back down, then when you get outside you are still used to daylight and can escape quickly... Rescuers also need to look inside to see who is dead and who's alive so they can save them...

@tilez273 4 жыл бұрын

It also makes it easier for pilots to look quickly or flight attendants if something fucks up on the wing or engine because in an emergency during decent or ascent needs to be diagnosed quick because it is the most deadly time

@mrz80 2 жыл бұрын

That's the first time I've heard a semi-reasonable explanation put forth for the window shade rule.

@gibson3661 4 жыл бұрын

I love Michael

@aaroncwilliam5562 Жыл бұрын

When he smacked the bread on the camera though 😂

@mariekeesendam5892 4 жыл бұрын

The blinds actually have to go up so that the passengers can let the flight attendants know if there is a wing/engine fire 🔥

@konstantinostryfonos4266 4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious as always but just for the people wondering about the blind situation, in case of an emergency the flight attendants need to be able to see outside in order to be able to evacuate the plane safely since most accidents happen during take off and landing. (i assune vice versa for emergency services sight in the inside)

@annebiebrich9155 Жыл бұрын

You are so funny! I laugh till I cry!

@vanillapiper9063 5 жыл бұрын

The American impersonation is completely accurate, I can’t think of any one here who doesn’t end their sentence with “yeehaw”

@aurora_2754 4 жыл бұрын

You make me laugh every time Michael ❤️😘😂

@reecen819 4 жыл бұрын

🤣 the moving floor🤣 I don’t care if it’s going at 100 mph, I can and I will beat it by walking

@50ishsue 2 жыл бұрын

He's completely correct in everything he says ! 🤭💖

@umairusman 5 жыл бұрын

Americans go YYYEEEHHHAW! ..what was that lol

@mariacarter6954 5 жыл бұрын

Pure genius. Bloody hilarious 💜💋

@Stella-0210 2 жыл бұрын

The walk around the ropes ups your daily steps, so is healthier. That’s my justification anyway 🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@irmaadyatnimawardi 5 жыл бұрын

Passport rope system LOL, I just found out I'm British :P

@maryherring4261 2 жыл бұрын

I love his voice. So expressive

@Jerry.anthony.c 2 жыл бұрын

0:53 - 😂😂😂😂 This is soooo meeee!!! Lmaooo

@niksiever3135 Жыл бұрын

You have no idea how many people can’t find their seat and sit in the wrong seat. And if it’s a dual isle plane, don’t even get me started…😂😂😂

@bethan4770 5 жыл бұрын

Ahaha, yes, I went to go see him when he came to Perth, fricking amazing!

@userhFDR7PBw 9 ай бұрын

You make me so happy!

@lolabrini3758 3 жыл бұрын

he might be the most adorably funny comedian. Def top 3. And always CLEAN JOKES.

@sarahstrong7174 3 жыл бұрын

Thankyou. This has made me laugh & cheered me up which was much needed.

@susanwelch8814 3 жыл бұрын

It feels so good to laugh and he has the way

@siobhanperks9547 4 ай бұрын

Love him can’t wait to finally see him on stage in may