that was not funny, he was gasighting her, you dont make fun about those things

Yahuahs child 🤡 wooosh

@@justme8841 ooo ❄️❄️❄️❄️

@@justme8841 Take a joke once a while. He’s not doing it in a mean way.

@@justme8841 shut up you boring fuck🤣🤣🤣

Faith Breeze I used to work in a hotel too. Sometimes when you give a wake up call, people jus answer the phone and cut off without saying a thing lol

Fun and serious. 😂😂😂

@@nishajassal1476 they were awake. 😂😂😂

I'm a flight attendant and jet lag would cause me to sleep through the wake up calls. Sorry!

@@nishajassal1476 I'm a flight attendant and have been for over 30 years. Perhaps the reason that people don't say anything when they pick up the wake-up call is because at least 70% if not 80% of hotels don't have a live person on the other end. The phone rings and you say hello and no one is there. Most hotels have a recording that is looped saying, "Good Morning. This is your wake-up call. The time is now " ____", and if you don't hang up right away it will just continue on the audio loop peating itsellf. My personal favorite wake-up calls are hotels that have the current and that day's weather forecast pre-recorded to hear when you answer the call. correction, my favorite wake up calls are from Stouffer hotels in the US. if you asked for a wake-up call they also asked if you'd like tea or coffee or hot chocolate and which newspaper you would prefer. So your wake-up call is a knock at the door at whatever time you've requested with the tray of a hot beverage a glass of orange juice a newspaper and it's complimentary for EVERY guest!!(They, of course, also ask how many guests will be waking up at whatever time you've told them and if it's more than one person they get everyone's individual beverage request. if you tell them you need a wake up call for one person at 8 a.m. and another person at 9:30 a.m. they do the same thing and bring separate trays. there used to be a Stouffer's hotel in most major US cities but I've been flying to Asia and South America for the last 8 years so I don't know which cities they are located in now. I asked you your statement about people being rude and not saying anything to you could very well be that they, like myself usually stay in hotels that does not have a live person calling the rooms. I am sure that there were some people that are/were intentionally rude. However in the defense of my fellow frequent travelers, many of us are not being rude -or do you not know we are being rude_ we simply don't think that a live person is on the other end! I thank you for pointing this out though. From now on when I call and ask for my wake-up call I will ask if it will be a live person or a recording so that if it is a person I can make sure to answer with a "Hello?" and to make certain that I thank them properly for the wake-up call.

"Toothpaste, milk" 🤣

@@Sg4809 yummy lol

Mad9977 Productions RIP

Then how are you writing this comment?

@@notevenhuman8141 How are you this pathetic?

That's what you call a smart comedian

Yes. This is called comedy writing.

I saw Michael last week in Hobart Tasmania - has been a favourite comedian for some years now and he was bloody hilarious. As you say he is a semi physical comedian so the humour is so easy to see and laugh till you cry!! Long may he entertain us.

You should see him walk the security line at the airport. Great sketch.

He’s my 2nd fave. For me it’s gotta be mickey Flanagan

My absolute all time fave example of him doing this is his impression of grateful hazard light flashing Just the hazard light impression to begin with was spot on But his impression of when you flash them as a thank you to another driver was too perfect He's a brilliant physical comedian, honestly

@@lfcredman8780 I definitely don't have a problem with swearing, but I realize that some people do. However, for some reason I wouldn't think that people who are generally offended by swearing would be offended when he swears because it just seems to work in his jokes and he doesn't make the words seem vulgar. He also swears very, very little

basic.

Complex.

Generic

Oh, Milch

Good on you! The world can use the laughs! 😊

"A gentleman never gets on a bus"

Bathroom water is always poo-water. Just the idea of drinking water out of the bathroom taps makes you vomit.

@@pauldenino2560 So you shit in the sink? 🤔

@@IQsveen no but when you flush the toilet particles of feces fill the room and surprisingly your sink is usually in that room.

@deekat3279 I know but unfortunately there are still good in the side. At least it doesn't reach the sink that way.

What happened to the sports skit

Followed by "that won't stand up in court" killed me 😂😂

i hate that, its not funny, it was a gaslight

@@justme8841 Legit shut up lmao

Yahuahs child it was a joke grow up

I didn't get it actually.

@@soumavagoswami7487 The lady said I'm here to turn down your bed. Turn down also means reject. And bed is an allegory for sex. Gosh!

Yes! Lol once I heard it, I couldnt unhear it

at the towl joke i heard it

Why'd you comment this now I can't unhear it lol 😂

Jacob S. The minute I heard it I had to pause this and see the comments 😂😂😂😂💀

I can't breathe 😭😭😭😭😭😭 she be so loud

And with this video has made me wish i work in hotels. I have stayed in hotels/motels like he's described So i can relate. 👨‍💻🏡🧳🇦🇺 🏨🏖🏊‍♂️

Being in a hotel is ordinary life?

So true

So true 😂😂

Yes, but would you have offered him, erm, 'one key'...??

Not my style personally, but I wouldn't blame women who do.

Hell yeah!

Milk i could try a bit in my coffee!

**annoying audience laughter**

Death Eater why “annoying” if it’s funny?

Klas13Klas13 it's just whenever you hear the audience laughing in plays and films and stuff I always find it annoying, even though when they don't add it in I miss it...😅

Death Eater Ah - I see what you mean and I can agree with you on that. But if a live audience wouldn’t laugh at your jokes... that wouldn’t be too great 🤔😄

I didn't get the one key joke... What is it?... lol

@@dennischan9988 Say it fast. With a funny accent. It sounds like wanky.

Receptionist:Do you want wankey? Michael:WHAT

@@no_handle_required thanks for explaining man cheers

The one surviving member*

Aprilstorm21 The worst are the faux duvets that are like table runners they put at the end of the bed for decoration. Lying duvets!!!

You should look up all the British comedians that are guests on the Graham Norton Show. Most have YT channels.

I just came across him this morning...can't stop laughing. He's hilarious.

What the Heck is a duvet.... time for google...

Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking. It was 3 people.

Sing Me Soft Kitty

Was you also grateful for 1mm fin sheets

I was really grateful for the small towel i made into a nappy because i shat my pants.

I was looking for this comment, that laugh is hilarious😂😂😂

it was a witch !!!!

That laugh really pissed me off 😂👳🏻‍♂️

Hahaha it sounds like a witch 🤣🤣

@@arthurroberts1090 There's always that one person, it's pretty obnoxious tbh XD

Larry Kosterewa a lot of times it’s the swearing that adds to the joke.

He does swear though

Yes!! Same. I like that he barely swears. It's inline with his posh accent! Also, I don't think of him as a crude comic either which also works well with the posh àccent.

@Sinead Dowling but it's delivered in a posh manner so you don't even notice

Check out Dry Bar Comedy.

eh?

😂😂😂😂😂 "ah of course carry on" sounds like something Michael McIntyre would say 😂😂😂

He does.. just not very often

CrOsS the POND I have never heard of that in my life, we usually say go up there, people usually know what that means lol

Reckoning lol I’m probably from the only part of England that doesn’t say that. I’ve heard it but no one I know says it when talking about America lol

@@maximoose_ cross the pond is as old as the hills mate. Every one knows what that means!

Most Americans don’t get British humour, so it would be pointless.

You too!

My grandmother died of pneumonia in quarantine.

​@@sitcomchristian6886a family friends boyfriend dropped dead 15 minutes after his Vax " how bizarre"

Yeah, that whole sketch is brilliant. 👍🏻

Because tea is essential to Brits. Never deny us the kettle 😂

cause Americans drink coffee, not tea very often.

Authentical?

@@sirdurtle9519 😂

@Simon Grönlund do you mean authentic? Lol. Also, how are they not “authentical” 😂🤔

I feel like it's someone trying to get his attention but it's just annoying

@@poppyherbert1712 I hate those people lol

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Honestly, I'm like that... That's why I never attend a comedy show. Sooooooo embarrassing 🤣😅

I'm wearing nylons