He literally did an essential viewing video for himself

The way that the top tier isn't called "Masters Degree" kind of blew my mind.

The fact that “Things That Are Wednesday” isn’t in the top 50 is baffling to me. One of my all time faves

Mike's increased self-esteem and him realising that he makes banger quality content as the video went on is an EGOT

*pov:* Mike praising himself for 22 minutes and 46 seconds, *as he should*

We only cover the most important of topics here on Michael's microphone.

PETITION FOR THE LAST EPISODE OF PIGEON DATING SIMULATOR everyone is suffering king we deserve it :(

disappointed that top tier wasn’t titled “i have a masters degree” and the second tier “99 atar”

I just realised Mike fills the void that Jenna Marbles did. As one supreme dies, another rises.

“Some of you might be aware that I have a KZfaq channel” *oh shoot really? i thought this was vine. my bad*

I feel like the only reason mikes still single is because people are too intimidated by his masters degree in engineering

“I started thinking about the Cars movies and now I can’t stop” is the first video I found of yours and I’m forever grateful for it and you

Yes. Twerking Elsa deserved to be an EGOT, I'm so proud of her.

mike's mic core values: - twerking elsa - masters degree - software engineer - it's christmas lets go home - ???

i work at a university and i held a workshop yesterday for about 60 students online. i asked them to share in the chat box with what they were watching in quarantine and one of them said "Mike's Mic" and then i got distracted talking to them about you. thanks for helping me seem cool and relateable at my job

“2009 was a cultural reset” should be in the EGOT tier

i would just like to inform everyone here that my ringtone is: "Christopher and Gemma are playing with a lemon in a sock..."

Mike worshiping himself for 22 minutes and 46 seconds and we don‘t even get a compliment :(

was waiting to see the iconic EGOT “Things that are Wednesday”

Merch that I need from you: "I'm my only competition" The entire reordered alphabet on a shirt (also my roommate/best friend and I then came up with our own reordered alphabet after that video) "a cultural reset" "wash your face, sir" "that's the banger alert"

"things that are wednesday" is EGOT tier. just saying

“I know simulation theory. Do you know who you’re talking to?” ***i have a masters degree***

pigeon dating simulator deserved EGOT tier and you can’t convince me otherwise

“That’s an A, ladies and ladies” Me every time he posts

the fact that you haven't tried to draw glee's plot is a hate crime

I feel like you’re someone who Jenna marbles watches.

The fact that you watch BestDressed Ashley: My KZfaq Cinematic Universes keep colliding

"This Power Point is for Dua Lipa" is an underrated GEM

If he doesn’t say "it’s Christmas, lets go home" on Christmas imma be mad.

“I’m going through an animated rat phase” is important to me

Mike's life motto: "how can it be annoying and ugly, like pick a struggle"

One of those tiers should have been “I have a master’s degree and don’t you forget it”

Since the complement wasn’t issued today: I love the way you styled your hair today, it suits you and frames your face nicely.

the fact that pigeon dating simulator isn't AT LEAST A tier 😿

mike seeing how much he's accomplished is making me feel like a proud mum

“I know the simulation theory, do they know who they’re talking to?” Yup yup yup

mr michaelangelo microphone!! PLS take the mbti personality test for a vid ITS THE CONTENT WE ALL NEED also i think ur a entp

my fav is “dance moms is actually about organic chemistry” simply bcs I watched it before my biophysics final to maintain ✨sanity✨

Ok but I discovered you through “I would die for Claire from the Bon Appetit test kitchen” and I stand by that video being a classic. Like when I’m an old crusty gran looking back in history, that video will be in the list of top historical greats that I reflect on regularly. But I am sorry that you had to deal with all of the drama after the upload. That’s super annoying

I honestly adore that Mike’s idea of “backslash” is just people having opinions about his videos. No drama, no scandal, just fun stuff.

mike should make a video where he ranks his tier lists in a tier list

mike, my internal monologue has became australian because of you.

"I would die for Claire" is what brought me to your blessing of a channel so it will always hold a special place in my heart. But like, bro. I'm going on a fucking re-watch spree now.

Finally, I have an answer to what happened to the Pigeon Dating Simulator series. I had been wondering for so long

can’t believe the top tier isn’t called 99atar

Please drop the last part of Pigeon Simulator, we're already depressed luv let's get some more

I really appreciate that you are one of those youtubers that genuinely enjoys what you are doing and loves the content your putting out, while also having a full time job, and not complaining about how hard your life is

Tyra's bagel is EGOT tier. The interpretive dance had me dead

Petition for a Mikes Mic rewind at the end of each year:

There’s a part 4 of pidgeon dating simulator being held captive. Release it or i’m gonna have start a petition about it.

Mic being emotional and loving his incredible videos is just adorable. this is essential viewing content

I'm shocked the M&M video isn't in here, that is a cinematic masterpiece and deserves more recognition

This dude is like a fine-aging bottle of wine when it comes to comedy

“as some of you may be aware i have a youtube channel” why am i always left out on mike’s important news😪

"self reflection" that joke has a master's degree

Your ranking the Glee characters video was how I found your channel. The repetitive use of “zon’t zoo it” killed me 😂 Hard to pick an overall fave but the finding your mum’s flip phone, things that are Wednesday and reordering the alphabet are right up there 🔥🔥

can't believe the top tier isn't called *i'm just an italian girl from new york*

The title fully sums up the energy that Mike exudes EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Depressing is okay, I need the rest of the pigeon dating simulator!

Things that are Wednesday is one of my favourites because I got seriously invested in the rankings, even though its like a piece of surrealist art. I should have had no feelings one way or the other about whether that's a Wednesday or a Thursday, but I Did. Also, Twerking Elsa is a timeless classic that I go back to regularly.

Tier A should have been called Masters degree in mechanical engineering

“Ladies and ladies” it would not surprise me at all if mikes entire audience is women and like a couple percent gays lol

watching him get progressively more and more proud of himself actually made me so happy 🙈😌 ty for the serotonin king

87% of my humour is influenced by you and i am proud of that

Everyone deserves to find someone who loves them as much as Mike loves his own content

I need another Pigeon Dating Simulator episode I don’t care how it ends I need closure

The "I found my mom's flip phone" video is an absolute Friday and I'm upset

favorite: pooja what is this behaviour. the energy. the intensity. stan

"'Ranking the days of the month' is 'Did something for someone'" I'm the person it did something for, "Oh my god, 5 + 12? That really do be 17" changed my life and won my EGOT

You really said: “My biggest enemy is me pop a 911”

‘Disgustang’ & ‘rise and shine’ is egot. I need to watch them once every few days to keep myself sane

for the love of god post part 4 of pigeon dating simulator, this series is literally your magnum opus

Mr michaeljackson microphone: "I think the thoughts that I thonk" Yes Yes you do

“Videos that take up 99% of my brain capacity” is my favorite video ever and I watch it at least twice a week

The first Mikes Mic video I saw was “Vocal coach reacts”, which led to “they ask you how you are...” and now my name is spelled without the f and pigeons scare me even more.

"I just decided that I'd let you see the setup" :D thanks it's really nice- "Abloughlouiego shut up" D:

“I would die for Claire from the bon appetit test kitchen” deserves to be put in the EGOT tier because that’s how I found your channel

‘I would die for Claire from the Bon Appetit test kitchen’ was robbed of an EGOT

The pigeon dating simulator is just so entertaining, please post the next part !!

Literally so wild watching you go through these the whole time i was just like "oh i remember where i watched that essential viewing" or like "I remember making my friends watch the elsa throwing dat ass in the circle clip" I have a lot of good memories of your videos and obviously you do too lol. Thanks for making them 💕.

hearing that you've filmed the last pigeon simulator and not released it... electric chair

This should be the trailer for Mike's KZfaq channel.

The cars one was the first video of yours I watched and I'm honestly so glad it was recommended to me. The sense of humor and slow breakdown SPOKE to me.

the video where mike dressed up as Linguini from Ratatouille changed my world. Every second of it lives inside my brain on a constant loop causing me both euphoria and inexplicable rage

"Making ratatouille but the movie is my only reference" is what got me into your channel, bless, truly one of your best videos (also, ratatouille is my favorite movie of all time)

“Revisiting Amy’s Baking Company” deserves the recognition it has achieved. It demands to be moved to EGOT

The fact that Christi responded to your Dance Moms ranking video is just so crazy to me she’s such an icon

the fact you didn't remember "we're all going to jail" shook me because I quote it daily and its my go to to send to ppl when they don't ask for new youtube suggestions

The fact that the flip phone video didn’t get in this is a travesty. It literally made me laugh so hard I cried.

tell me why I thought that 'A' was a Pretty Little Liars reference instead of the actual grading system 😂😭

"talking to myself because I am my own consultant" energy

I think this proves that we don't need a compliment of the day because if Mike can do it for himself, we can do it for ourselves 😌✨

Did NO ONE tell you that Mrs. Christi herself commented on your dance mums video??!!

the fact that there's another pigeon dating simulator video ready to go in the vault that you just haven't released yet,....it's a TRAVESTY michael RELEASE THE PIGEON VIDEO

the fact that "it's christmas let's go home" gave all of us so much and you still didn't think it was an egot... it doth not make SENSE

the ranking the days of the month video REALLY did something for me

me, a literal diehard fan of the Pigeon Dating Game *nervous sweating*

This video is also EGOT Its so wholesome seeing you slowly realize how good of a creator you are. Also calling yourself cute in almost all of the videos is a level of self love that everyone should strive for.

MY LIST: judging rich peoples houses, MONSTERS INC SCREENSHOTS, gemma collins essential viewing

i found you through the cars video, that video is always in the back of my mind ahhaha