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your not wrong

You can be this man. After working in sales for 6 years I devised a plan to allow me to tell every customer and every boss exactly how I feel. I’ll wait till I retire then get a job now and then just to see how long it takes me to get fired. I’ve already picked out a few places I can’t wait to work. Muahahahahaha!!

I can verify this.

I really do. I really do

This is an underrated comment.

That was theeeee best comment here.

Ah yes, David and Mitchell.

@@ginge641 Not to be confused with Robert and Webb.

And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13 “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. - John 3:16 Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out. - Acts 3:19 If you’re in North America, please go check out any of the churches available to you: PCA, OPC, Rpcna/Rpc, Urcna, or a canrc church (These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches) If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms Lutheran church. If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland and the APC. (Different from the Church of Scotland) If you’re English I recommend the Evangelical Presbyterian Church in England & Wales and the Free Church of England (Different from the Church of England) Also online you can look up church finders for each of the groups, it will show you locations.

Yeah and David's wearing his tie over his collar

@@nicholascooper1284 it's called a wing collar pal

@@nelsonglover3963 Ah yeah you're right hey - David can do no wrong haha

Or, as David would say, ''anything like that, about which David is talking'.

an anagram of my old (phew) surname is “wanker”... don’t know how no one at school spotted that... don’t let anyone tell you that schooling was better in the old days. i bet a teenager with that name today would last about a week...

@@geenadasilva9287 Dervla Kirwan had a narrow escape.

I wanted to upvote this but you’re at trip fours

also an anagram for stores cum I don't think I like that anagram

an anagram for you're an idiot is i dont because i am one.

So sad...

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nor can the evil posh guy

Nor can "they all" come to think of it...

thats because she should be working behind a bar,

I solved this problem by never getting a real job👌

I would honestly prefer that. Some harsh criticism is something we all need from time to time.

No, we need criticism, not negativity. We have plenty of that, not only in spades, but in Jack's and clubs as well. Our effiency would increase with some positive criticism, however so many people are looking for a chance to get even, that their criticism suffers as a result, and it gets turned into a wild goose chase of blame the victim. We need to do better than this, and that only happens when we start not only to say that we deserve better, not only when we need to act better, but that it's possible to think better, not only of others, but of ourselves as well. This negativity is a naive way to think, and ignorant of our capacities and potential. Fuckk the government and private sector however.

I would give this comment a thumbs up but, as we're back (the incredibly pedantic people who still, inexplicably, are entertained through viewing KZfaq videos), I cannot. You have written in lower case when exclaiming "God" and also whilst utilising the personal pronoun "I". In addition, you ommited the full stop at the conclusion of your statement. I, therefore, have no option but to do the decent thing and present you with a thumb angled in a downward direction and hope that you will learn from this gentle chastisement.

@@HihighHeisenberg :/

Well the word “god” not being capitalised could be correct, depending on what god they’re referring too.

*omitted

If you make your anxiety have the voice of David Mitchell, it becomes strangely inspirational.

Should be told to every social media "influencer" loudly until they break down in tears!

GT500 - My sentiments exactly.

Me too! Granted, I think that voice is behind everything worthwhile I’ve ever accomplished in my life… 😂

hhahahahaha@@HellbirdIV

Tore Bolhoej so just himself then?

LOL

Shame he's not in any movies. He could play a lot of different roles.

He is! Check out Magicians.

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5H4K490 I've seen this one and the librarian. What's the 3rd if you don't mind my asking?

5H4K490 Plus, he’s trying (in his own fucked up way) to help Webb’s character

Evil waiter and evil vicar.

@@rabidrabbitshuggers I mean...his help wasn't asked for tbf

@@TheMightyBattleSquid The librarian isn't a part of this series of videos. He's just a jerk.

"And around $100 $150 bucks.." LOL I love it when suits are never cheap enough

@@G0DofRock It is pounds to be fair

It is a valid request for people who don't need to impress and just want something that is 'good enough'. The skill as a salesman is to suppress personal biases in favour of the customer's perspective.

@@nicolaim4275 would more say that the skill as a saleman is more "get them to buy something, preferably without regretting it later so they come back and buy again"

@@goranpersson7726 In favour of _manipulating_ the customer's perspective, then. ;)

I couldn’t agree more.

You must have a pathetic existence.

@@fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888 It seems far more pathetic to be so needy that you want the storegirl to rub your ego over how definitely great you look in your bright orange trousers. Clothes leave an impression. If you want to leave a good one, surely the people selling clothes should advise you so you don't look like an idiot. How is it pathetic to want someone to actually tell you how you look instead of lying to you?

You would enter that store a bloke, and leave that store a gentleman.

@@wulfherecyning1282 it depends if you wear certain clothes because you want to impress others, or wear certain clothes simply because you personally like them and enjoy giving a big middle finger to everyone who has a problem with your taste.

"I beg your pardon!" *Takes hands out of his pockets as he says this*

"Downtown"? Idiot.

Yeah, that is the running joke...

Excuse me, that's Oscar Winner Olivia.

They don't use a laugh track, it's a live audience.

​@@Pagliacci_RexI don't think they need live audience that they record.

Could not agree with you more.

Isn't that just England in a nutshell?

Are we the baddies?

Have you not seen the evil genius sketches?

He would make a perfect Le chiffre for a bond movie

Now they've all gone because of the coronavirus lockdown.

Your taste in fashion sucks

great line!

“The customer is seldom right.” You rock, sir. I am now fully up to speed, thank you.

What a lovely period piece this sketch is...

That people need to constantly feel meek and cowed and "grateful?" Yeah, terrific sentiment.

Robert Webb looks good in this and anyone who thinks otherwise has no taste

Yea exactly - it's clear he knows what he's talking about.

Did you not watch the video? Hes telling the guy that he shouldn't be so confident when he clearly has no comprehension of the traditions of courteous conduct associated with being a suited gentleman. The man is instantly disrespecting the suit shop with the impropriety of his behaviour and dress. It is (rather exaggeratedly) saying that the man should have considered the traditions and rituals associated with the society which he wishes to dress for before entering. He is not displaying elegance, self-effacement, formality or courtesy - yet he wishes to dress as those who would protect and encourage these meritable virtues. In short he's a "Slack-jawed spiv" - as mitchell calls him. HOWEVER, Mitchell does then TELL HIM that he WANTS TO HELP HIM. He wants to help him to be the thing he is going to dress up as, instead of simply putting him in a suit and letting him continue being an uncultured and callous turd. The only way he feels this can be achieved is by smashing the man's ego to pieces and building him back up as a gentleman.

He merely commented on the comparison of the recurring theme of American and British comedies. He's not wrong, and I'm pretty sure he watched the video to leave a comment inherently about British comedy, on a video which is taken from British comedy.

But in the US you're more likely to get shot at school

You've clearly never watched BoJack Horseman.

So one lies to ge your money and the other tells the truth

the polar opposite to a high standards aristocrat

I never had a chance to find out. They're gone.

***** i know where theyre going next stop the fosters advert will be replaced with the cruel sober people who are still unaccountably barstaff

They're gone sir...

TERRY CREWS THO and we're back!

We used to have plenty but people would rather buy some ghastly rag stitched up in far Eastern sweatshops by workers paid less per week than the shopper spends on one coffee. It doesn't matter if the item is well made or not as it will be off to the charity shop after three wearings on the basis that the look is "tired" now.

"Respect is earned not handed out at birth" ...is not the meaning of this skit. At all.

In America they’d be shot

we all did

The worst High Street that was or ever will be.

Rob Fraser Rob Fraser "And an undershirt of course, which as every schoolboy knows, provided your school wasn't free, is put on with your feet."

They're gone sir..cast off in a great fiery purge of Google Plus, and we're back..

SMAXZO Who?

Rowan The incredibly horrendous people who are still unaccountably KZfaq commenters.

ROTFLMAO :D

+Froy233 underrated comment is underrated :P

+Froy233 ..I'd say more David Starkey

I'd say more Dread Pirate Roberts

+Froy233 - You mean Christopher Hitchens?

No, he means Peter hitchens.

Really does make you wonder how the British Empire failed to conquer hearts and minds, eh?

sarcastic bowl of cornflakes Depend where u go where im at we got mostly rich kids, I mean porsche for birthday,Iphone doorstop rich

Of girl? Yes, plenty.