“Like a true predator they go after the minors” I CJOKED
@geovicjones93153 жыл бұрын
CJOKED
@krusveto4413 жыл бұрын
*Choked
@Kayareswon3 жыл бұрын
Never correct the spelling. The current spelling is appropriate.
@CanIGetTheUhhhhh-3 жыл бұрын
@@Kayareswon That spelling is probably the noise they made when they choked.
@Backroomsmonsters3 жыл бұрын
Cjoked?
@okito11653 жыл бұрын
“This is not a bird, it’s jurassic park in yoga pants. With a thigh gap.” PLS I’M DYING 💀
@luminala12053 жыл бұрын
y'all could never 😭😭 why he gotta call us out like that
@bcdfghh3 жыл бұрын
Can't even have thigh gap on me I swear I don't want my thighs to get the corona, they gotta start learning to social distance 💀
@okito11653 жыл бұрын
@@bcdfghh I’m sorry but this nearly made me piss myself omfg
@bcdfghh3 жыл бұрын
@@okito1165 lmao your welcome Also my eyebrows have been social distancing even when it wasnt corona time 💀 Wish my thighs learn from my eyebrows
@Poorly-MadeAnimations3 жыл бұрын
Quick question, what did the horned owl do?
@salimaljardani6773 Жыл бұрын
“And like a true predator, they prefer to go after the minors” I almost spit my water everywhere.
@b_omp Жыл бұрын
242 likes and no comments? let me know when you get more.
@ObsidianArrowYT Жыл бұрын
Ratio
@dishnakananayakkara2052 Жыл бұрын
@@ObsidianArrowYT failed ratio
@Gudsur Жыл бұрын
Bruh doesn't even realize he's one of the greatest comedians of this generation 😂
@VERGILGASM Жыл бұрын
@@ObsidianArrowYT bro has a roblox pfp
@zakiyyaabubakar1613 Жыл бұрын
Hi, I'm from Nigeria, live in Abuja and I can confirm that the sounds of an owl can traumatize you! Having lived with a female huge white owl (don't know the species) who lived in my bedroom ceiling of my new house, proceeded to lay eggs and hatched 7 chicks! I can honestly say that they have deprived me and my husband of our sleep for 3 months. Yeah traumatizing to say the least
@ArbiterofTruth Жыл бұрын
Aw😊
@DeathDoesThings Жыл бұрын
@@ArbiterofTruth Awww sleep deprivation! thats so wholesome!
@Based_Gigachad_001 Жыл бұрын
Interesting.
@BlackCappedChickadee5 күн бұрын
Probably from a Verrux Eagle Owl, have fun sleeping!
@Tr0lliPop3 жыл бұрын
"This african homicidal chicken *_tapdances on the graves of snakes"_* I cant get enough of these clever quotes
@enaisberrios74823 жыл бұрын
I can't ever find a flaw in his logic
@itz_alex16793 жыл бұрын
🌌Yes🌌
@htut32993 жыл бұрын
Yes
@kneelingpheasant89113 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one who thinks that secretary bird look a lot like Stella from Helluva boss
@alicecheshire48063 жыл бұрын
@@kneelingpheasant8911 No, it totally does. Sorry, Stolas.
@SnowFox-gv2rn3 жыл бұрын
“God gave us thumbs and everyone else has to pay for it” This is so painfully true
@dianamarcekova96153 жыл бұрын
time stamp?
@dianamarcekova96153 жыл бұрын
Found it
@quantumblauthor73003 жыл бұрын
Just take away our thumbs
@RikuIsLost3 жыл бұрын
Viva le emu
@LV-oo7jd3 жыл бұрын
13:18
@jrodindigo Жыл бұрын
His choice of words, the delivery, and the straight face as he's saying all this stuff is absolute GENIUS lol
@johnpustovalov Жыл бұрын
Oh man Kevin is the best collab we’ve gotten. Post some more stuff with urban ranch rescue!!❤
@WTFisTingispingis18 күн бұрын
GET OUTTA HERE GARBANZO BEANS! HYEUGH!
@Discord_Kyojuro-official9 күн бұрын
wOaH is that hit rapper and artist DaBaby???
@charlieferme52742 жыл бұрын
"You're looking at the most dangerous destructive species in the jungle, and next to it is an eagle" *Ouch.*
@julez40022 жыл бұрын
America didnt pick right.
@donovanulrich3482 жыл бұрын
America literally should have picked Pharaoh or Cesar. Both were animals in there own right and rulers Washington DC DC, District of Columbia Not District of the capital. And originally named "All Roads Lead To Roam" no fucking joke, i have nothing to gain lying and i cant make this shit up Im an American and i try to stand for real values But i can say, im not proud of my country For the right reasons we can change
@1madeintheimage2 жыл бұрын
Top o the food chain baby!
@boomboom65772 жыл бұрын
He landed that one.
@komorebi35552 жыл бұрын
@@donovanulrich348 Compared to all these cooler birds an eagle seems kinda lame huh?
@netherdominater99603 жыл бұрын
Kiwis: **evolve from ostrich size to chicken size** Their eggs: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that"
@velfcookie47343 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@frostbitetheannunakiiceind65743 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@ELmayberry3 жыл бұрын
damn 🤣
@sourpuss59513 жыл бұрын
OH NO 😂😂😭
@Tokuijin3 жыл бұрын
Kind of looks almost like a human pregnancy, except human babies are useless as hell and the Kiwi is self-sufficient at hatching
@dustywoodyt815 Жыл бұрын
Bro uncle Ben is probably the funniest KZfaqr ever like he could be doing something important and just go “ Woah is that da baby?!😂😂
@user-ft3fj3kh8rАй бұрын
Is that hit rapper and artist, DA BABY?! ✨
@Riyuihein Жыл бұрын
"google sleeping baby owls and thank me for the free serotonin" That's really the truth .
@REDACTEDbox3 жыл бұрын
“most storks deliver babies, this one returns them” this man is a narrative genius
@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio31833 жыл бұрын
With bones
@pinkorblackgrid24613 жыл бұрын
What does 8:28 mean
@dababy24073 жыл бұрын
@@pinkorblackgrid2461 There was a lady that got killed by a owl
@amariewheatley29063 жыл бұрын
@@dababy2407 holy shi-
@pokaay31633 жыл бұрын
@@dababy2407 holy crap, is there a video
@yoboikamil5253 жыл бұрын
Imagine just being a duck and then you hear "enemy cruise missile inbound" and you get vibe checked by a falcon going at 245 mph
@assfuckerthejointpounder58343 жыл бұрын
In all serious how does the Falcon survive than g-forces from that maneuver when he pulls up
@justinlopez17343 жыл бұрын
@@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 maybe the way their shaped. I mean they really kinda do look like missiles in that position.
@assfuckerthejointpounder58343 жыл бұрын
@@justinlopez1734 but they're going at that dive at over 200 miles an hour and they have to pull up how do they survive the Care number of g-forces placed on their bodies as they pull up
@assfuckerthejointpounder58343 жыл бұрын
@DescaSatou k
@assfuckerthejointpounder58343 жыл бұрын
@DescaSatou I saw a bunch of videos about the corn fleak meme and in one of them a pale humanoid of strange size turned around and stared at the camera and because it is an animal and therefore falls under the category of things that he can explain and not many others understand what it is perhaps she could help though I can't do copy and pasting of links but you should be able to find it
@lifesyphon1 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know why… I LOVE the Shoebill. It’s one of those “it’s so ugly it’s cute” kinda things. And the fact that it gets along with humans AND hippos makes me think they must be pretty easygoing and charismatic and chill with anybody
@ascellaplaysКүн бұрын
exactly, an animal that can chill with the two most aggressive species on the planet seems like a recipe for a top-tier rating
@Catttails.-. Жыл бұрын
I actually got to see a condor in the wild(I’ve also seen some in my local aviary). Until you see one, you underestimate how big it is. Even so high up, they are HUGE
@maomariii3 жыл бұрын
"This is not a bird. It's Jurassic park in yoga pants." Absolutely killed me lmao
@dedraisrael3242 жыл бұрын
With thigh gap yall could never🤣
@mihailmilev99092 жыл бұрын
Cool pfp, where is it from?
@yeontanii2 жыл бұрын
@@mihailmilev9909 it’s from my hero academia
@SayYoJ2 жыл бұрын
@@dedraisrael324 I started SCREAMING 😂😂😂
@susear59392 жыл бұрын
@@mihailmilev9909 Hawks from My Hero Academia. Yes. A bird man.
@ShadowIsatis2 жыл бұрын
"They don't make a lot of noise but when they do, a war veteran gets PTSD." and then he proceeds to show us why
@housseinabdillahi69522 жыл бұрын
Sounded like a nice ratatata.
@MegaRazorback2 жыл бұрын
My friends dad who passed away several years ago was a MASH Medic during Nam and every few days the MASH he was stationed at would get several mag dumps thrown at them by the Vietcong, no-one was ever injured though, the mag dumps were only aimed at the perimeter and was purely a scare tactic and every time he heard a burst of gunfire on TV even if it was a documentary he'd completely shutdown due to him associating that burst on TV as a mag dump being thrown at the MASH.
@yamaguchi34402 жыл бұрын
I love your pfp
@DinnerForkTongue2 жыл бұрын
@@housseinabdillahi6952 The video he showed doesn't do it justice. The audio gear that captured it is way weak. There's at least one video on KZfaq that shows their beak clacking is _deadass_ like a PKM burst firing.
@mpcrauzer2 жыл бұрын
@@DinnerForkTongue this one? kzfaq.info/get/bejne/h6yXjLdkrczLgGw.html
@manuelalfaro4855 Жыл бұрын
I love how you explain everything with a sarcastic dry manner. Which literately makes it more funnier. Like you study everything and you find a way to explain it with a sarcastic manner.
@HYTELES Жыл бұрын
I had a rhea. He was super friendly! This was my favorite bird of all time!
@joaopedroauriemo3 жыл бұрын
The shoebill is like a world-class assassin with world-class assassin friends who's actually very nice and cordial
@chaosdude08782 жыл бұрын
So a John Wick that treats you to an expensive restaurant and gives you a bottle of aged wine before sending you to the heaven gates
@deusexmangaka69942 жыл бұрын
Deadpool. At least in the comics like Too Soon?
@olbabybeard2 жыл бұрын
Hitbird
@Abominatrix6502 жыл бұрын
Just regular John Wick
@darklighter89682 жыл бұрын
''Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet''
@justrosie3 жыл бұрын
“This stork isn’t delivering babies, hes returning them.” I CANNOT
@HaveANiceDayLol.3 жыл бұрын
Those babies will get baptised personally by God himself
@massy19433 жыл бұрын
You cannot what?
@shawk9523 жыл бұрын
@@massy1943 do u even understand anything
@gooseinatuxedo3 жыл бұрын
@@shawk952 wooosh
@shawk9523 жыл бұрын
@@gooseinatuxedo do u even understand anything
@TanyaQueen18211 ай бұрын
Kevin and Da Baby are DA BEST! Love Urban Rescue Ranch. Thanks for featuring them! Oh and ps I LOVE your book!
@emmetthowell8992 ай бұрын
9:04 as someone who likes bones and makes bones into jewelry, I adore owls for giving me a way to get ethically sourced small mammal bones for surprisingly cheap online (especially if you buy in bulk from somewhere that usually sells to schools as they are often at a reduced price). Never dissected an owl pellet for school but now do it for art and fun, it’s like a surprise toy but bones that were once in an owls body!
@emanuelmartinez72672 жыл бұрын
Shoebill sees anything living: "and I took that personally" Also Shoebill when it sees a human: "I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan"
@addiegraves32 жыл бұрын
This comment is under rated, gold, FACTS.
@gypsysprite48242 жыл бұрын
the Shoebill seems to be in the crowd of aimals that knows that it is absolutly fucked if it tries to mess with Humans. makes sense for the animal that kinda just chills with Hippos to understand when something can remove you from the census just because, nd proceed to try befriending
@Nekoszowa2 жыл бұрын
@@gypsysprite4824 So they are essentially bird cabybaras
@entropy77052 жыл бұрын
They know we're as fucked up as they are
@jinxfest2 жыл бұрын
😭👍
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache3 жыл бұрын
"They don't make a lot of noise, but when they do a war veteran gets ptsd" Lmao that was a good one
@junyah41523 жыл бұрын
@Oscar Quiroz yes
@godoftempest56923 жыл бұрын
Vietnam war flashback
@kichierichie66083 жыл бұрын
HE'S HERE TOO WHAT THE FUCK
@batspidey76113 жыл бұрын
Dude, I see you everywhere.
@samuelzamudio65203 жыл бұрын
why are u every where I go
@Starzzzzz417 Жыл бұрын
10:33 Bro got that light fur stare
@industrialis Жыл бұрын
I appreciate every caption. I would be glad to have them all the time, since I am not native speaker an getting all analogies when spoken so fast can be challenging ❤
@Yikes_Doodles3 жыл бұрын
Kiwi: *”So basically this is a bird that just can’t bird.”*
@dantethewanderer49893 жыл бұрын
Stop this Kiwi bullying. You know what, fuck it, it's real Kiwi Appreciation hours.
@cursed-cat91263 жыл бұрын
Yes we love kiwi's here
@tacocat98_893 жыл бұрын
Yes kiwis are my second favorite bird would be first but toucans just have something special with me
@thebirdfantasy3 жыл бұрын
as a kiwi, i felt that
@cabideconsumer83743 жыл бұрын
I ate kiwi the other day.
@silashurd35972 жыл бұрын
“If a crow breathes, an owl will take it personally and put an end to it” Bro I appreciate This mans humor😂
@donovanulrich3482 жыл бұрын
The man speaks poetry XD But he goes on to explain crows and Owls beef cuz Owls are predators and Crows are smart enough to figure that out without being attacked by them
@thespecter64162 жыл бұрын
@@donovanulrich348 Crows have something owls don't. Numbers. There is a reason why a flock of crows is called a murder. A murder of angry crows can attack, harass, peck, mob, and even kill an owl if the owl mistakenly comes out before sunset, and the flock of crows spots it. Diurnal crows cannot tolerate nocturnal owls during the day.
@catlover95932 жыл бұрын
crow: *exists* owl: *and i took that personally.*
@Mariyanthi2 жыл бұрын
And then the crow's death 'll be avenged by it's enitre family! [at least according to the facts I know about crows,their sense of flock is extrordinary!]
@kalopsiawitch95382 жыл бұрын
@@Mariyanthi oh yeah don’t they have like freakishly good memories? Like they recognize someone and teach their kids about them so they know if the person is safe to get near? I have been seeing more crows around lately. I wonder if I can make friends with them? 😗
@YTMythicsnek Жыл бұрын
The sleeping baby owl made my day😊
@trob117311 ай бұрын
Barn owls around my area screech once in a while at night. Like, "I'm out hunting. You've been warned!" I read about the Harpy Eagle in the '70s. The destruction of their environment is sad. They are truly magnificent creatures. Love your flow. Subbing.
@nabeelaudah51713 жыл бұрын
The fact that shoebill is friend with hippo says a lot about its character
@killme56303 жыл бұрын
Their relationship os basically like innocent nice angel dude and literal satan
@recklessragdoll25523 жыл бұрын
It’s like Shikamaru and chojii from Naruto
@misterroboto13 жыл бұрын
The fact that they can be buddies with hippos AND humans says a lot about us.
@jazstyles84103 жыл бұрын
Fr
@RachelAnnPotter3 жыл бұрын
@@misterroboto1 lol
@negativeplayer44463 жыл бұрын
Dude that Falcon only appeared in two frames on 0.25x speed. Damn, that is *FAST.*
@canadiancanucklehead83103 жыл бұрын
I only saw two frames as well. Jesus. If ducks weren’t rapists and violent, I’d feel bad for it.
@negativeplayer44463 жыл бұрын
@@canadiancanucklehead8310 Hoodnature?
@F.S2143 жыл бұрын
Seriously tho, when I first watch that, I was confused why the duck fell. Until I rewatch the video and saw the falcon. Holy crap….
@plugshirt16843 жыл бұрын
@@F.S214 falcon do be the fastest animal on earth and that is scary
@acousticks5263 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed at it lmao
@cosmicphoto05 Жыл бұрын
I love falcons, but my god, the falcon taking out that duck at the end was nightmare-inducing. Ducky never even saw it coming...
@trulycommando Жыл бұрын
Imagine being in the wild and you just see a shoebill walking by and just chilling.
@Tanzim033 жыл бұрын
"When a crow breaths, an owl takes it personally". Paused the vid and laughed for a solid minute or two before continuing 🤣🤣🤣
@Ktr-1142-ema3 жыл бұрын
What makes it funny is his delivery
@sree36503 жыл бұрын
Seems like owls are the spirit animals of modern day Karen's.
@user-li5cr6wv5b3 жыл бұрын
The hate is mutual. Crows never miss a chance to mess up an owl spotted in daylight.
@mxcro19353 жыл бұрын
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@jay_deez3 жыл бұрын
Facts his delivery is comedy
@EmeraldPhoenix-sp8hm3 жыл бұрын
"God gave us thumbs, and everyone else has to pay for it" could be humanity's tagline.
@rune59163 жыл бұрын
I have no argument.
@thatcottagecorewitch59103 жыл бұрын
Works for me
@2manyocs5873 жыл бұрын
Accurate
@desastermaster201011 ай бұрын
You are by far the best documentary host / narrator / creator I ve ever seen.
@brynogaming22123 жыл бұрын
Crows: exist Owls: "And I took that personally"
@daemonsbaneallyn35533 жыл бұрын
Owls; exists Crows; "And we took that sh!t personally"
@KingGlizz3 жыл бұрын
Rick and Morty finale be like
@eliasmg91442 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain to me what he meant by "if you know you know"?
@dannya18543 жыл бұрын
"At least the Toucan babies are cute." *Demonic emaciated zombie crow rises out of box*
@croc_moat23273 жыл бұрын
Well,that was rude
@overlorddante3 жыл бұрын
Oh. He was being sarcastic. Unfortunate.
@Skwishy1213 жыл бұрын
@@croc_moat2327 It-it's a bird-
@GodpraisethePALANTINE3 жыл бұрын
@@Skwishy121 birds have feelings too.
@Skwishy1213 жыл бұрын
@@GodpraisethePALANTINE 🚪🚶🏽♂️
@katyarredondo-angeles45103 ай бұрын
“One of the toucan’s closest relatives are woodpeckers.” Proceeds to show Pokémon evolution
@avemarduk37182 ай бұрын
2:50 "Instead of delivering babies, this stork returns them" God, that's cold lol.
@Mo_Shadows3 жыл бұрын
"don't worry, this bird only terrorises Southern Africa" Me living in South Africa: 🗿
@eduardofreitas83363 жыл бұрын
Lol dont worry
@nocturne48823 жыл бұрын
Me a South African who lives in America : Lol sucks to be you I guess
@zwabbah48413 жыл бұрын
Lol
@fairymery24143 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace comrade 😔
@lazyhuman97243 жыл бұрын
I live it n Namibia… I’m scared.
@usedtissuepaper423 жыл бұрын
“god gave us thumbs and everyone else has to pay for it” thats the most accurate description of humans ive ever heard
@thewolfbloodwarrior87883 жыл бұрын
Agreed! I am honestly starting get tired of humanity lately😩😩
@Nessus8752 жыл бұрын
nice pfp
@RandomShortGuy5284 ай бұрын
Bro that falcon appeared for ONE FRAME
@Toughy1126 ай бұрын
I was lucky enough once to see a California Condor in my backyard. Truly a magnificent moment watching it forage around
@TheeGreenApple3 жыл бұрын
Duck: what a nice day ou- *FALCON PUNCH* Duck: *seizure*
@ChrisAndersonJrMusic3 жыл бұрын
This comment had me cryyyiinnnggg🤣
@ABOOD-gg1ei3 жыл бұрын
That was a seizure effect Edit:wasn’t *
@nicoolive76133 жыл бұрын
That Falcon stock out that duck.
@JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq3 жыл бұрын
All jokes aside that nigga flew by so fast that the camera couldn't even capture it
@laughingdogx80703 жыл бұрын
@@JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq I know all I did was blink and say a duck falling down looking like it saw a ghost and having a seizure 😧 then decided to roll it back, put in 0.25x speed and it just looked like the duck was in slowmo and the falcon it's at normal speed [but over average speed] like....TF😭
@paigepriddy77153 жыл бұрын
This is why birds are my biggest fear, no joke. Everyone makes fun of me for it but now I've got the RECEIPTS
@chanbricks44613 жыл бұрын
They are descendants of the dinosaurs, what did you expect
@pinkorblackgrid24613 жыл бұрын
What does 8:28 mean
@mandolorian1623 жыл бұрын
You got reciepts, but they got you on layaway
@mustafaadeel23593 жыл бұрын
@@pinkorblackgrid2461 i was just about to ask that idk
@elijahbillie51363 жыл бұрын
@@mandolorian162 didnt make no sense whatsoever so um yea. . . you jus did that to yourself. How awkward 😂
@Thereis1 Жыл бұрын
GAMER TIP: pause at 15:20 and tap the ,< key and the .> key to go forward and back on the hawk headshot frame-by-frame. you can see when the duck notices him but it's too late lol. The bird is in the shot for exactly one frame but you can see it's shadow coming. dude is pushing 230mph for those interested and that close to the ground as well. absolutely insane goku level speed on this lad.
@catpoke9557 Жыл бұрын
5:02 It looks like he's talking through the bird's cloaca with the way it moves lol
@raymondjones74232 жыл бұрын
So a Shoebill is friendly to humans but terrifying to everything else.... So its a Pokemon?
@BigRobertsons2 жыл бұрын
You'd think, but Nintendo took one look at shoebills and said "zelda bird" And that's how loftwings were made
@mijaaauuu962 жыл бұрын
Nah mate it’s a loftwing 👌🏼
@Davethemechanic3052 жыл бұрын
Wild Pokemon definitely stayed attacking Ash and the crew. Humans definitely got that work. so I don't know lol.
@raymondjones74232 жыл бұрын
@@Davethemechanic305 True!😂🤣
@Feral_cockroach1212 жыл бұрын
Basically.
@Cfinch17923 жыл бұрын
I didn’t…I didn’t even see the falcon attack. The duck was fine and then it was just on its side dying. Wow
@geraldyeager76523 жыл бұрын
Oof
@idontknowyet28753 жыл бұрын
Slow it down and you can see it for like 2 frames
@aspen_3 жыл бұрын
I don’t ever wanna see a falcon I like having a ducking spine
@charmaine71783 жыл бұрын
I didn’t see the falcon lol. Thought the duck was dying for no reason
@rusdanibudiwicaksono18793 жыл бұрын
@@aspen_ They are trainable, though.
@maverick184115 күн бұрын
"Demonic animatronic" LMFAO 😂
@commandercody2980 Жыл бұрын
4:49 that's not weird. In fact, humans are the weird ones for NOT having a third eyelid.
@oskarbondesson49362 жыл бұрын
"We got the African thunder goose" "The Jurassic reject" "The Australian kryptonite" "and the... Kiwi?" God he is good at nicknames.
@Marvelfanatic36582 жыл бұрын
Ok.
@CARACALLERXIII2 жыл бұрын
@@Marvelfanatic3658 Ok
@danielboyd25882 жыл бұрын
Oh! Don't you mean midnight kung-fu bird ?
@burned.. Жыл бұрын
Yes very good donald
@Lianhua253 Жыл бұрын
@@danielboyd2588 …is that a ninja kiwi reference?
@orthusgames98883 жыл бұрын
I had no idea that falcons were that fast. I mean I knew that they were fast but you couldn't even see that falcon attack the duck, it honestly looked like the duck just said "fuck life" and died.
@bdf10063 жыл бұрын
Same. When I say the bird was in pain I realized I didn't even see the attack happen.
@taco10583 жыл бұрын
@@bdf1006 it shows extremely briefly at 0.25 speed
@arelymunoz34843 жыл бұрын
@@taco1058 that's what I did to try and see the falcon. Even then, you can just barely see the bird!!!
@theunfortunateone74883 жыл бұрын
The fastest animal in the world is the parigrim falcon so yeah they fast
@coolerbones3 жыл бұрын
@@taco1058 yeah only for like a single frame
@chiefautososa0328 Жыл бұрын
3:50 that bird crip walking on the snake
@YourhazbinfanАй бұрын
"ostriches, emu's, this blue b*stard, and the kiwi"
@spadehaze15413 жыл бұрын
The falcon punch at the end is literally so fast that it’s hard to catch even at .25x speed
@justapotatowithinternetacc57383 жыл бұрын
It’s there for one frame
@captainnemolostintheocean16523 жыл бұрын
Yessss I tried at 0.25 as well and DAMN poor duck
@Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass3 жыл бұрын
That's a straight up anime move, that duck just folded by what looks like, literally nothing
@pqddachu3 жыл бұрын
ye u can use , or . to go frame for frame
@encryptedwolf76233 жыл бұрын
Bruh I legit just tried that! Still missed it 😂
@mathabomadia39513 жыл бұрын
"this is not a bird, it's jurassic Park in yoga pants with a thigh gap. Y'all could never" I died!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@aspen_3 жыл бұрын
I died by actually dying But then I came back 🤷♀️
@janetdibernardo9471 Жыл бұрын
Honestly,easily my favorite channel right now,n aint changin anytime soon.Great work,love every single vid so far.Salute.love,respect n support frm Bklyn
@brianm417811 ай бұрын
I fucking DIED when he said "gives a war veteran PTSD" and then the hornbill clicked its beak... dead on... 😂😂😂
@johnmarston41413 жыл бұрын
crow's : *breeding* Owl's : And I took that personally.
@SolarityVision3 жыл бұрын
B R E E D I N G
@ascaredghostprince11393 жыл бұрын
Kinda ironic considering you have an owl prince that likes you, eh Blitz?
@johnmarston41413 жыл бұрын
@@ascaredghostprince1139 yeah
@pulakparvatya86283 жыл бұрын
Crows : breed Owls: so you have chosen death
@deathserpent97473 жыл бұрын
@@pulakparvatya8628 Crows will still mob the shit out of an owl though
@Flustershy Жыл бұрын
Don't know which is scarier, the fact that you could barely see the falcon attack, or the fact that the falcon can still pull up from nosedive that fast and not become red paste on the sidewalk.
@Nobody-wp4ds Жыл бұрын
I had to slow the playback speed to .25 and it was still way too fast to really see.
@lighthouse-witch Жыл бұрын
Both?
@opd2846 Жыл бұрын
@@Nobody-wp4ds i went and checked and there is quite litteraly 1 frame that you can see the falcon in.
@evilsharkey8954 Жыл бұрын
Neither. The scariest part is the duck is going to be eaten alive, and just imagine what it feels like to have bits of flesh pulled off by a pair of small tongs.
@iamfenrir5386 Жыл бұрын
@@evilsharkey8954 oh, no no no friend - the duck is most definitely dead. With one balled up foot-punch the duck either literally got its brains scrambled or its neck broken. Either way he was in Duck Hell before the falcon even started saying grace. (If you're wondering why I said that its because there is no Duck Heaven and if you're wondering why I said *that* you probably shouldn't for your mental health.)
@DAsrada8 ай бұрын
Kevin: i know you can be as aggressive as your namesake. So why arent you!? Homelander: im just a fluffy bird.
@Valkyryshadow20 сағат бұрын
0:00 found my new favorite bird. thanks CG
@As1anCr4ck3r2 жыл бұрын
"kiwis are tough as the fruit they are named after" That line is so perfect
@chaosdude08782 жыл бұрын
He aint wrong. Theres kiwi fruits outnthere that can put up more of a fight than that bird
@donovanulrich3482 жыл бұрын
Really tho i think a Kiwi fruit can put up more of a fight on the vine Then the Bird I think sugar gliders even slap them around, Kiki gets no respect as a bird XD
@chaosdude08782 жыл бұрын
@@donovanulrich348 well he said it himself "The kiwi is a bird that just cant bird"
@setyourdisplay2 жыл бұрын
@@drlipartia wha?
@drlipartia2 жыл бұрын
@@setyourdisplay so sorry. my child used my phone/account and wrote comments. I will delete. sorry :)
@RealCGH3 жыл бұрын
Shoebill: *kills literally anything it sees in the wild* Shoebill around humans: well hello there how y'all doing?
@Hyzayn3 жыл бұрын
@Ruby LEE then you failed training him
@acdesegurgels86633 жыл бұрын
@Ruby LEE my alligator like that too
@Isaac_6463 жыл бұрын
But seriously I can't get enough of these birds they're so nice!
@rodrigosousa38123 жыл бұрын
they must be around us sunce we climbed trees, probably they know all our tricks
@aughtymaroon64633 жыл бұрын
Well we aren’t that different now are we?
@7deepbreaths.sounds Жыл бұрын
Kiwi asked for wings and nature told them "F@*!? off! FIGURE IT OUT!" 😆😆😆
@ScribStat11 ай бұрын
That last video...holy crap. I didn't even *see* the falcon. It was just *that fast*.
@jdvonteofficial3 жыл бұрын
You should be casted for the next Jumanji 👀
@darrensugg74893 жыл бұрын
I mean real talk ‼️
@Ahmed-uv6hi3 жыл бұрын
Yessir
@harveylunt46133 жыл бұрын
Zooology bitch!
@Thawhid3 жыл бұрын
2042
@madamvibe29343 жыл бұрын
He better be the main one talking sense and the last one standing after it all 😤
@Tobunari3 жыл бұрын
Shoe-billed Storks. Literally so Friendly Nintendo made them the Horse in a Zelda game.
@97Multiphantom3 жыл бұрын
Loftwing Gang let’s goo!
@pinkorblackgrid24613 жыл бұрын
What does 8:28 mean
@favvio-61633 жыл бұрын
100th like
@liliflower13763 жыл бұрын
Loftwiiiings I wanna pat a shoebill so bad
@ADAJ3423 жыл бұрын
@@pinkorblackgrid2461 ,no idea
@abhijatsinghshakya13995 ай бұрын
"Instead of delivering babies this guy returns them" 😂
@xzstnce6 ай бұрын
The way talonflame bodied ducklett and then appeared in frame as a by stander is crazy lol
@sapphirelight7483 жыл бұрын
"Moral of the story: you're looking at one of the most dangerous, destructive species in the jungle. And next to it is an eagle."
@SilkySouth3 жыл бұрын
Not a moral, but a for effort
@toraphire3 жыл бұрын
Sushi: *”BOW BEFORE ME IF YOU DARE PET ME.”* Also Sushi: “okay pets pls”
@jenonymous10183 жыл бұрын
gotta stroke his ego before you can stroke his feathers
@nigeltrotter2886 Жыл бұрын
3:16- Finally somebody talked about this raptor. Normally birds are called raptors, but if you see this thing go after a snake, nah, it's a straight Utahraptor.
@Jeff-ur2jv Жыл бұрын
"A water bundy" LMFAO I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭. Listen if I saw that in my bathroom I'm pissing outside
@luciellawliet3 жыл бұрын
I really hate how many birds are the same height as me….
@brinettevalorie45543 жыл бұрын
Mood. [:')] What I really do hate though, is that they're all the more capable of defending themselves. Other than that, they can fly and usually they do so in incredible speeds. Like shit, the things I'd do to not get late for school and scolded. Well, when there were physical classes.
@hazelravens83733 жыл бұрын
If y’all ever feel useless just think about the Kiwi bird /J
@MrBlorp-sf9ye3 жыл бұрын
When everyone else is a ostritch, emu or some-such-other then you're the kiwi Smol gang rise up
@leonardomachado94233 жыл бұрын
You good or should I tell you about ostriches?
@sunshine-oy1li3 жыл бұрын
Taller*
@paradoxtatorstudios96812 жыл бұрын
it seems, for some reason, that animals that look downright terrifying are surprisingly chill. but then friendly looking ones are hellspawn my conclusion: don't be deceived by appearances
@lepurpleboi32662 жыл бұрын
Great Danes vs Chihuahuas basically
@whosarixxthough2 жыл бұрын
@@lepurpleboi3266 that reminds me of the one video. Basically a person was filming and trying to take a picture of their chihuahua. Then the chihuahua bit the persons face, later they smiled and acted adorable for the video. Never ever underestimate a chihuahua
@teddieblue67232 жыл бұрын
And that also goes for minors - me a minor
@fishmcfish38502 жыл бұрын
And then you get capybaras, cute and friendly
@ghafar46282 жыл бұрын
One word: Cassowary.
@LBABYLiN7 ай бұрын
"Instead of delivering babies this stork returns them" i should not be laughing this hard
@EpicAirBoi3 ай бұрын
"And this blue bastard." Hell yeah
@auzzie-ace79213 жыл бұрын
Man that last clip is insane. Even on the slowest speed it still looks like sometime fresh outta DBZ
@kkhlufris3 жыл бұрын
Exactly right, even at the slowest still can't see it
@OutKeep_Animation3 жыл бұрын
@@kkhlufris you can use () to go frame by frame
@kkhlufris3 жыл бұрын
@@OutKeep_Animation cool thanks man didn't know we can do that
@stefthorman85483 жыл бұрын
There was probably half an frame.
@JeanBudo3 жыл бұрын
IKR !!! the falcon is so fast that its literally in ONE frame of the video... Holy crap!
@lusir.3 жыл бұрын
so basically, Falcons deliver brain damages you never asked for and you just gotta accept it when it happens.
@scorpiocarnage10553 жыл бұрын
Yep. This bird is zooming faster than you can blink and there is literally nothing you can do about it. What saves anyone is if it makes a mistake.
@rayhamza41073 жыл бұрын
So crazy amazing
@cyturtle10 ай бұрын
No amount of slander will detract from the beauty of the secretary bird! Look at them eyelashes!!!
@thegreatgoose2 Жыл бұрын
The greatest and somewhat unexpected crossover.
@pharoh94393 жыл бұрын
“God gave us thumbs and everyone else has to pay for it” well said.
@IRmightynoob3 жыл бұрын
As is the NATURE of things. (lowest hanging fruit joke I could conjure.)
@vxxiii41603 жыл бұрын
I'm dying
@rashidrahman79983 жыл бұрын
Can anyone explain? I didn't get that.
@CocoCrispy_3 жыл бұрын
@@rashidrahman7998 god gave us thumbs, we used them to make tools, and here we are millions of years later destroying our earth. All cause we got an appendage that lets us pick shit up/throw stuff😂
@CocoCrispy_3 жыл бұрын
@@rashidrahman7998 pretty much god made us op and the rest of the animals are suffering cause of it
@tatsusama31923 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Shoebill storks are insanely popular in Japan because of the natural bowing. So much so that the birds you fly on in Zelda: Skyward Sword were based on them
@ivett61243 жыл бұрын
Ngl- thats kinda cute
@Stofferex3 жыл бұрын
People love the Kemono Friends version
@razatiger223 жыл бұрын
Its funny because Shoebills only live in the thickest swamps in Africa, I wonder who brought them to Japan.
@genericname27473 жыл бұрын
Shoebills are polite birds
@inoli31642 жыл бұрын
that bird symbol on the shield had to come from somewhere amiright?
@anyathepanther7977 Жыл бұрын
"You are looking at the most destructive creature and threat to the Forest. And next to it is an eagle." I wanna start a Presentation with that line.
@communistcrusader41173 жыл бұрын
You just can't hate this man, his jokes are on point and he consistently delivers facts about animals that give genetic dropkicks to others Edit: I don’t remember making this comment
@Ch3rry8503 жыл бұрын
No comments cause everyone agrees
@cosmiccrowspeedrun3 жыл бұрын
True
@karmaking34852 жыл бұрын
@@Ch3rry850 lol was about to say that. Well said.
@silashurd35972 жыл бұрын
True true
@mashihodpotatoetm45722 жыл бұрын
Lol genetic dropkicks
@ashleg83502 жыл бұрын
That point at 8:27, where he says "if you know, you know..." For those of us who don't, he's referring to a event that happened in the early 2000s, where a man spent (I believe) eight years in jail for the murder of his wife. The stairwell pictured is where her body was found. The wounds were found to have Micro feathers in them, a feature common to owls legs. It was later posited by several doctors that the woman was in fact struck in the head from behind by an owl. If you've ever seen the talons on a great horned owl, you'll know why she didn't survive. This is the most well-known example of owls attacking people, but there are other instances recorded, mostly because those people inadvertently strayed too close to their nesting sites. Owls are exceedingly territorial, and will take it personally if you get what they consider to be "too close".
@OniHybrid2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I was looking for this comment
@rafetrash96462 жыл бұрын
Really good explanation, thanks 👍
@viablue81432 жыл бұрын
Thanks for explaining, I had a hunch that it was this story but I wasn’t sure. Poor guy. His wife was killed, he was deemed a murderer and probably lost a lot of friends, his job, etc., he lost many years sitting in prison, all for something he didn’t even do. I always felt sorry for him.
@deplorabledegenerate26302 жыл бұрын
The explanation I was looking for. Thanks.
@maureenbogert62822 жыл бұрын
Thank ya
@ScoutingSprout Жыл бұрын
0:55 “A war veteran will get PTSD” Got me dying 😂
@tapewormrage Жыл бұрын
“African Thunder Goose” glorious.
@afamnwosu77082 жыл бұрын
"Any bird that's buddy-buddy with a water 'Bundy' is no friend of mine." Neat 😅
@alchemy57503 жыл бұрын
In defence of owls, they also get bullied by literally everything. Since they're very effective hunters, other birds try to make them leave their hunting ground by harassing the owls daytime sleep. Owls have to pick a sleeping spot very carefully if they don't want ravens, crows, hawks and eagles ganging up ou them while they rest.
@ASkinnyWhiteGuy3 жыл бұрын
Once an owl was I guess nesting on our roof, and a hawk found him and they got into an argument
@sadhu71913 жыл бұрын
life is hard even when its easy
@romxxii3 жыл бұрын
So it's like vampire hunters going for vampire nests during the day
@gregorywarren65203 жыл бұрын
I actually never knew that nice info
@kimochiwarui82643 жыл бұрын
Bro why was haikyuu and Bokuto the first thing I thought about
@wakandaforever4133 Жыл бұрын
The falcon punch segment reminds me of Bill being bodied by a falcon on King of the Hill 🤣🤣🤣
@Neha983 жыл бұрын
They're like that friendly kid in school who gets along with the bad and scary kids
@KevinGsWK3 жыл бұрын
TF are scary kids?
@Neha983 жыл бұрын
@@KevinGsWK idk man I was bullied some kids were scary
@akiramakara20623 жыл бұрын
@@KevinGsWK If you've never met a scary child, chances are you were the scary child.
@KevinGsWK3 жыл бұрын
@@akiramakara2062 bruh
@lgooch3 жыл бұрын
@@akiramakara2062 shit
@seeky23663 жыл бұрын
“Worked, Merced, and put on a shirt” Genius
@jzpowell21083 жыл бұрын
The true genius would be to actually put it on a shirt, I’d say it’d probably sell well
@queenof3790 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂When I tell you my oldest prince and I cry laughing our asses off everytime we watch ur videos... Thank you for giving us yet another reason to continue building our ALREADY strong bond. 💪🏻🖤🤞🏻