The only other villain that would dare take on a Cassowary is Kevin!
@Hard2113 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@Hard2113 жыл бұрын
Why is this pinned with 0 likes
@briosnk15223 жыл бұрын
oh heyy kevin- *BONK*
@thespinodino3 жыл бұрын
*Ni and Ichi would like to talk with you*
@nhoaxlight57453 жыл бұрын
@@briosnk1522 Heyy, is that kevin?
@cameronjim29833 жыл бұрын
Cassowary to humans: “My ancestors send their regards..”
@lovellhardin953 жыл бұрын
"As do mine."
@justabraziliandragonborn36423 жыл бұрын
King Dragon sends his regards
@fmbmauri3 жыл бұрын
Are they bulletproof??
@YUN6_V3NUZ3 жыл бұрын
basically, yeah
@Esma-mg7eq3 жыл бұрын
Imangine male lions snuggling 😢💓
@inkyfreak3 жыл бұрын
“If Steve won’t F with it why should I?” Is the perfect reason to explain an awareness for a dangerous animal.
@SIyMarbo3 жыл бұрын
lmao facts
@Baronnax3 жыл бұрын
Yep, and that includes hippos. Especially hippos. God, why'd you make hippos?
@barbatosmcmurderton42093 жыл бұрын
@@Baronnax Probably to keep us on our toes. Either that, or he needed a laugh.
@SIyMarbo3 жыл бұрын
@@Baronnax because backwards hippo is zefranks favorite animal
@reactiverbossnetwork76193 жыл бұрын
That’s fair
@soph_learns_ASL Жыл бұрын
I’m obsessed with Lindsay and Mamadou collabing. I 100% love this friendship
@matejmichalik79064 ай бұрын
And eventually, they did
@jkirk7484 Жыл бұрын
The Octopus punching fish out of pure spite gotta be the funniest thing ever
@zestyoverlord67723 жыл бұрын
“If Steve don’t fuck with them what makes you think I will” Words to live by
@danthepaninimanbreadboy92533 жыл бұрын
Absolutely if that man doesn’t wanna mess with them I am not going within 100 meters of 1
@theholyduck55203 жыл бұрын
Watching the Croc Hunter nervously cross a river filled with hippos was when I realized that hippos were nothing to fuck with. I've heard that he said it was the scariest shoot he ever did.
@danthepaninimanbreadboy92533 жыл бұрын
@@theholyduck5520 yep
@RiveroftheWither3 жыл бұрын
@The Holy Duck I don't blame him, hippos kill 3x as many people as Crocs. Even then, when a Crocs kills it's for food or defense, when a hippo kills it's because he just woke up and chose murder for the day.
@janeprescott73813 жыл бұрын
Seagull Steve? Awesome.
@johnpo23 жыл бұрын
"god gave jaguars night vision and told the rest of the jungle to deal with it" fucking brilliant
@cartooncritique66253 жыл бұрын
@@the_atomic_kebab I think God's biggest troll was the Playtpus. Like what the fuck even is that? :/
@squishy22293 жыл бұрын
WULULULULULULULULULULULULULU
@randominternetguy38483 жыл бұрын
@@cartooncritique6625 fun fact: the platypus dont have utters for milk so they SWEAT the mil through their armpits, God is a S teir troller
@wazson31783 жыл бұрын
Yeah, some people want me to nerf jaguars ...
@sinkerdas2 жыл бұрын
@@wazson3178 hahah they already were, they used to be way bigger
@PurebreedFLA Жыл бұрын
"Boars are the homicidal tendencies of hippos with the street smarts of raccoons " 😂😂😂
@lilpotoo Жыл бұрын
I live in Australia, and I got to see the fairy penguins twice! Once on a school camp, another on a holiday. They were adorable, although it was a bit hard to see then after they went past the steps/seats we were sitting on, especially because it was at night, and they were rustling through dark foliage. But it's DEFINITELY worth the money.
@libra818 Жыл бұрын
SAMEEEEEEEE FELLOW AUSSIE
@antonhagbox023 жыл бұрын
Life lessons learned today: If Steve Irwin didn't fuck with something, you shouldn't either.
@ariacross97923 жыл бұрын
No cap
@bigred2123 жыл бұрын
Ong
@DonVigaDeFierro3 жыл бұрын
That's actually pretty fuckin' right!
@edgarbanuelos64723 жыл бұрын
Especially parrots
@ShigekiHizashi3 жыл бұрын
Omg I almost peed myself laughing at this. I grew up watching Steve's tv show. I LOVED IT. I quite regularly make SHES ANGRAY jokes when I see a pissed off animal. And he's right...if Steve won't fk with them...STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THEM
@GreyThunder3 жыл бұрын
Someone: **Exists** Southern Cassowaries: and I took that personally.
@jahmiassingleton56973 жыл бұрын
😂
@draco92003 жыл бұрын
That fits so perfectly
@itzslayr14353 жыл бұрын
2:38 The random pop up made me back away kind agot scared
@colors80393 жыл бұрын
😂👍
@mauricio812793 жыл бұрын
Cassowaires: i was thinking im about to beat this b**** up
@Touhouuu Жыл бұрын
As someone who's favorite animals are cassowaries I can confirm I witnessed them getting summoned from hell.
@GrahamChapman6 ай бұрын
I knew the Swedes were involved in their manifestation somehow.
@jurgenolivieira1878 Жыл бұрын
Dude's one of the most entertaining nature channels that came our way. Nature, science, knowledge and comedy in a bite size entertaining way. I especially like the little known facts... still learning everyday even about what seem to be every day common animals! Keep it up bro!
@gogeta53033 жыл бұрын
Hood isn't _afraid_ of birds, he's simply casso-wary of them.
@reddstarr3 жыл бұрын
Ba dum tsssss
@vonvella82753 жыл бұрын
Clever!
@artemisgaming37893 жыл бұрын
👉🏻🚪
@lick283 жыл бұрын
😐🔫
@Ash-sn5su3 жыл бұрын
👌
@GaryLeeOfficial3 жыл бұрын
"I don't even have a fear of birds, I just have a fear of getting my throat split by an overgrown homicidal jungle goose that sounds like a Toyota on life support and indigestion." BRO I'M DEAD
@kiraogilvie4073 Жыл бұрын
Quote of the year
@gabrielnavia168 Жыл бұрын
heh that’s funny
@chrislollich6064 Жыл бұрын
P
@Birdo4004 Жыл бұрын
Shit if she ain’t scared she’s better in a body bag then
@Sinner119 Жыл бұрын
So fucking funnyyyyyyy
@Fleshi_Guy615 Жыл бұрын
"And that second nail is basically a dagger that can disembowel both people and dogs" "And by 'can' I mean they have." "They've done it."
@TransmutedCuppyCake Жыл бұрын
Wild hogs are no joke. My mom accidentally hit one in an Avalanche, and it not only caved in the front of the car but the thing walked away completely fine. We even saw it a few days later and it recognized the car and charged it.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache3 жыл бұрын
"Gordon Ramsay vomited after trying fermented basking shark" Dude Gordon vomits if you don't season your water properly
@vultrexz3 жыл бұрын
Hello
@JNF5903 жыл бұрын
salt and pepper
@funnycheesecakes3 жыл бұрын
Free clout baby
@JoeSmith-ln5rc3 жыл бұрын
You didn't put enough lamb sauce
@Lovely_Shadz3 жыл бұрын
If you simply cut the carrots wrong he yells
@panqueque4453 жыл бұрын
"Disrespectfully athletic" is my favorite description now.
@Helicopter73 жыл бұрын
E
@meatballsyrup27473 жыл бұрын
F
@Hell_O-T_Here3 жыл бұрын
F
@SOFTBUDZZZ3 жыл бұрын
U
@samaeldeul5723 жыл бұрын
Right😂
@mitchellmcgovern6191 Жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention that Cassowarys kung fu jump kick like Bruce lee when they attack, and as an Ozzie (Australian for those who are confused) I loved the the Steve Irwin bit
@yesher12 Жыл бұрын
As a Texan, living on a ranch, I can 100% say wild hogs are dangerous as all get out. I was charged by a sounder of about 25-30 with some huge sows(200lbs). Pull my hammy trying to run from them and hit the slick, muddy ground. I will never walk on my back pasture without a large firearm and big dogs. We trap them on our ranch and they nasty behind reinforced traps. I have seen some boars launch over a sounder of young ones just to escape. BTW, the damage they do to land and crops is horrendous.
@DonVigaDeFierro3 жыл бұрын
"Phobia" is an irrational fear, but there's NOTHING irrational about fearing the Cassowaries!!
@Hudaaaldin20473 жыл бұрын
What's the word for the people that have phobia for almost everything? Me.😃
@robertomorales13053 жыл бұрын
@@Hudaaaldin2047 justed search it up. Pantophobia.
@placeholder38633 жыл бұрын
its irrational because most people dont encounter them
@F.RO.H3 жыл бұрын
@@Hudaaaldin2047 aka. snowflake-syndrome
@cinamontoast25553 жыл бұрын
@@F.RO.H Thats disrespectful for those people
@netherdominater99603 жыл бұрын
"Koalas are walking plush toys and probably have the same IQ as one" Hey man don't slander the intelligence of plush toys like that
@RockyMountainBear3 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Plush toys have an IQ twice that of a koala (not a real bear). Granted, their IQ is still a single digit number, but have y'all seen what a koala do before, during & after it falls out of a tree? It's embarrassing.
@Lamrabetnouha2 жыл бұрын
Nice one
@LapisTheGem4272 жыл бұрын
..I'm more concerned about the fact a plush toy has intelligence at all.
@kamota85232 жыл бұрын
@@LapisTheGem427 they don't have, the koalas IQ that is negative
@dannylamb4562 жыл бұрын
@@LapisTheGem427 Wait, you mean my plushies aren't supposed to be talking? brb, calling a priest
@Moontastrophies Жыл бұрын
I went to Australia abt a week ago, and we went to a zoo I saw a cassowary I clicked at it which was the best and worst idea of my pitiful life It made the most demonic noise I’d ever heard My dad went “ah-“
@michaelmyyears4743 Жыл бұрын
The sound of Toyota on life support and the Eat bullets like 50 was funny AF
@mechamedeamigo39842 жыл бұрын
The fact that Jaguars ocasionaly pass by my grandma's backyard makes me really worried. The fact that she never had a problem with them makes me intrigued.
@slendveny71912 жыл бұрын
Your grandma must be a real gamer.
@pantherdxn48352 жыл бұрын
Grandmas are fearless
@josephpatterson25492 жыл бұрын
I mean a cat is a cat no matter the size or genus
@thatonegaminglatias43452 жыл бұрын
@@josephpatterson2549 Yeah, just leave them be and they'll leave you be.
@thenoblepoptart2 жыл бұрын
She eats them by biting through their skulls.
@uramisugi Жыл бұрын
1:12 "If Steve don't fuck with them, what makes you think I will." is unironically the greatest way to reiterate to people just how much you should attempt to avoid an animal lmao
@inigo-montoya Жыл бұрын
Who is steve?
@uramisugi Жыл бұрын
@@inigo-montoya He's referring to Steve Irwin the famous wildlife conservation activist and educator with a heart of gold who passed away due to a sting ray accident and was well known for getting up close and personal with animals like crocodiles and wrestling with them 😭 basically if Steve Irwin immediately runs the OTHER WAY and jumps a fence when confronted with a wild Cassowary like in this video you as a regular person should already be in your car 0.2 seconds after being told it's anywhere in the area
@Uzyvan6 Жыл бұрын
@@uramisugi rip Steve the person who showed the world every reason to not come here
@nyokonabii1951 Жыл бұрын
@@uramisugi if he had a heart of gold he would've advocated for the return of stolen aboriginal land and convince european colonizers to return back to london or europe?Foh.
@queenofthesalt5199 Жыл бұрын
@@Uzyvan6There’s a difference between “we can tame it and live alongside it safely” and “we stuck this bitch in a cage and will kill it if it gets out”
@D.I.V.A.Journey3758 Жыл бұрын
As a zoology major and a former vet tech, It's the commentary for me!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@WowUrFcknHxC Жыл бұрын
Saying a koala has the IQ of a stuffed animal is throwing shade at the stuffed animal.
@Novakayne27 Жыл бұрын
"God gave them night vision and told the rest of the jungle to deal with it" 🤣🤣🤣
@kyleanderson1435 Жыл бұрын
But God, this isn't fair!
@Significantharrassment Жыл бұрын
@@kyleanderson1435 sounds like a big load of not my problem
@kyleanderson1435 Жыл бұрын
@@Significantharrassment God? Is that you?
@Significantharrassment Жыл бұрын
@@kyleanderson1435 BLASPHEMY I WOULD NEVER! HERESY... UNSPEAKABLE... HERESY
@Xai_Son_of_the_male_Olympians8 ай бұрын
Oh gods no-
@mossy_shell3 жыл бұрын
When Cassowarys see anything moving, they press the delete button on their soul.
@TheKorenji3 жыл бұрын
just like 5% but that's more than enough
@mossy_shell3 жыл бұрын
The other 95% they have homicide on their mind.
@BradGryphonn Жыл бұрын
Your description of the Cassowary was pure gold.I used to see them when I lived in Tropical Far North Queensland some years ago.
@gloriasmom204511 ай бұрын
I cannot get over "H0mic!dal Jungle Goose.." 😂😂😂
@DiegoreSCL3 жыл бұрын
"There's 3 types of cassowaries and I approve of exactly none of them" LMAO
@njones4203 жыл бұрын
It's rare I genuinely laugh out loud in a video, but that really tickled me!
@reecetaylor26263 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: humans used to hunt via unmatched endurance. Very similar to those wild dogs. We dont run very fast, but we are fucking unmatched in distance.
@stalincat24573 жыл бұрын
(looks down) uhm... "were".
@jessiegeerdes55723 жыл бұрын
@@stalincat2457 now we have guns and cars
@d73w803 жыл бұрын
That's very interesting, as the human species originally came from Africa. I wonder if there's any connection between those African wild dogs and the human tendency to like dogs and use them as hunting partners.
@reecetaylor26263 жыл бұрын
@@d73w80 all dogs are pursuit pedators, but yes. That is one of the reasons we teamed up with wolves.
@rasmusn.e.m10643 жыл бұрын
Exactly. I remember watching San people hunting on tv: The designated hunter would run with a spear while the rest would carry water and help with tracking in case the animal hid. The idea behind the whole thing is that while the group as a whole might get tired by carrying all of that water, the hunter will be propelled further, like the last stage of a rocket, and can use the spear both to finish the animal and defend it from predators until the rest of the group arrives to carry the animal back. I know omnipresent sweat glands are pretty cool, but being able to carry stuff while running cannot be overrated.
@ivoarmstrong9894 Жыл бұрын
On the croatian island i was born there are boars that roam in the higher more mountainous parts of the island and my grandfather liked to take walks in that part of the island but because of the boars he had to carry a pistol with him, but he got irritated having to hold it with him so he ended up welding the gun to his walking stick.
@NIS0RA Жыл бұрын
It made me so happy to see binturongs get some time in the spotlight
@zenistu7073 жыл бұрын
Me: Birds aren’t scary Cassowaries: Honey, you gotta big storm coming
@tacobread50123 жыл бұрын
*pulls out a gun*
@Adeerwithnotlogic3 жыл бұрын
Cassowaries aren't the only terrifying bird, trust me.
@anwin45053 жыл бұрын
Omg zensitu big fann
@Annie-wy5mc3 жыл бұрын
@@Adeerwithnotlogic well shit
@Dalek153 жыл бұрын
Cassowaries: 🎶I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING, PROVOKING, BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION, I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NNNAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEE, BORN IN FLAMES, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED, MY FAMILY CREST IS A DEMON OF DEATH!!!!🎶
@origamipein183 жыл бұрын
Wild Dogs (while chasing a car): "Sooner or later, you're going to run out of gas!"
@donutsduck98623 жыл бұрын
so fucking true
@showj0e3 жыл бұрын
333 likes…so I’ll comment instead. “your social post…i like it”
@origamipein183 жыл бұрын
@@showj0e, Thank you. ^^ I have 334 likes, now. It's crazy since I only expected to get ONE like.
@origamipein183 жыл бұрын
@4E4N Every animal serves a purpose on this planet.
@galaxian27973 жыл бұрын
@@origamipein18 it’s purpose is probably *d e a t h*
@guro-kawa-angel Жыл бұрын
My grandma once hit a wild pig in Florida and it trotted away line it’s nothing. The front part of her fender is still busted to this day😭
@asadasemwali836510 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 brother! Your knowledge of science and nature with your topping of comedy, is second to none!! I learn some of the most freakiest things from you!! ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
@Nosretep3 жыл бұрын
Person: *minding their own buisness in their backyard* Cassowary: Is that some kind of threat?
@GodpraisethePALANTINE3 жыл бұрын
It's More: *Oh! Are You Approaching Me?!*
@tomdean18763 жыл бұрын
@@GodpraisethePALANTINE Instead of running away, you're approaching me? I'm only trying to get into my house Oh ho! Then go into your house
@Gregarman3 жыл бұрын
Cassowary: "Oy mate, you tryna start somethin?!"
@keithleracc3 жыл бұрын
"Our boy Squidward has two choices in life: he can either live a virgin or die a man." I HAVE *ASCENDED*
@thatcopenguy3 жыл бұрын
to be completely fair female squids have like 5 digit number of offsprings at a time and if I found out my wife is giving birth to 42069 babies at once ima head out myself
@Akashathesilentassassin2 жыл бұрын
@@thatcopenguy Jesus Christ. Also, meme numbers
@slevinchannel75892 жыл бұрын
Call me silly/random, but i just want to do my fellow Science-Lovers a Favor, so excuse the Randomness but here you go, have some warm Recommendations, cause the Learning never Ends! -Veritasium. -Oversimplified! -It’s ok to be smart. -Professor Dave Explains. -Krimson Rogue. -Practical Engineering -Michio Kaku. -Kosmo. -Legal Eagle. -Cinema Therapy. -And the arguably Best for Last: Hbomberguy! (The best at being Unbiased on all of YT.)
@juanjoyaborja.30542 жыл бұрын
@@slevinchannel7589 I have seen the channels from 2-4, but not the others
@lnarenkumar23272 жыл бұрын
I would add pbs eons too
@2manybooks733 Жыл бұрын
You sir, dish out zoology knowledge like an all-you-can-eat buffet. Subscribed.
@ryansmith91359 ай бұрын
can really tell he puts so much energy and passion into his content
@drawnwithlove34993 жыл бұрын
The thing about Cassowaries, that's not even their only call. Cassowaries can make a call so deep it's only 'felt' as a vibration, almost similar to a T-Rex call
@alorablossomelfvods3 жыл бұрын
I still want to pet it
@nophilter3 жыл бұрын
How in the hell would we know what a T Rex call sounds like....
@lawrencescales98643 жыл бұрын
@@nophilter I think there was some throat reconstructions done which gave a rough idea. I know they can do it for mummies
@blueshorts88203 жыл бұрын
birds are just small dinosaurs
@nophilter3 жыл бұрын
@@lawrencescales9864 I feel you.... I just can't force myself to TRULY believe any of that. 🤷🏽♂️
@riakun3 жыл бұрын
"They'll gladly take your soul over half a box of popcorn." I mean, same honestly.
@youniverse6841 Жыл бұрын
So... my crazy parents raised wild boars on their old farm. Just struck up a friendship one day and boom they had a daddy, mommy, and a crap ton of baby wild boars. My parents even built a covered shed for them to sleep in for rainy weather and fed them. They liked my parents, just not the rest of us.
@anabellevee364 Жыл бұрын
ok but I've been to a penguin parade and while my family was walking back to the car, some lady shouted at us to stop in our tracks. Then while everyone cleared the path an adorable little penguin waddled its derpy way across the road and I swear it was the cutest thing ever 😭
@grandmagertrude76763 жыл бұрын
“We Stan pog shark” is a sentence I didnt know I needed to hear
@yourlocalcryptid23713 жыл бұрын
we do stan him
@thekey2073 жыл бұрын
“If Steve don’t f*** with them.... what makes you think I will?” Wise words to live by tbfh
@tomdean18763 жыл бұрын
Nah, screw that. If I see a Manta Ray, you bet your ass I'mma throw hands.
@Enneamorph3 жыл бұрын
@@tomdean1876 Manta Ray = completely harmless and curious giant sea pancake Stingray = not-so-harmless, venomous-but-shy small sea pancake Know the difference before you throw hands with them
@thekey2073 жыл бұрын
@@Enneamorph I will forever call Rays Sea Pancakes - thank you
@messagefamilystyled1101 Жыл бұрын
I like that when birds no longer need to fly, their bird anatomy lends itself so well to damage
@jerrodmecca7745 Жыл бұрын
Imagine this dude does this himself on KZfaq. Definitely deserves his own show on a major network. 💯
@bradleyconner63332 жыл бұрын
This guy has more phrases for death than should be allowed. I can't recall if he said it in this one but my favorite might be "connect you to God's wifi"!!
@axehead452 жыл бұрын
Yeah he has
@experiencemaster17432 жыл бұрын
He used that one when referring to one of the animals that can send you flying, I think it was one of his ones about the bison
@yoshithesage2 жыл бұрын
He said that with the poison snail. Takes just 5-8 hrs to connect you to God's wifi, lol
@cryptoleprechaun54922 жыл бұрын
Catch a Uber to the afterlife
@randorookie85872 жыл бұрын
“Roll you in a blunt and smoke the YOU pack”
@jaelyyymar80713 жыл бұрын
Fun fact with the wild boars! A domestic pig only takes a handful of months at most to become a wild boar. How fun! :3
@scorpiocarnage10553 жыл бұрын
Proving that it isn't a true domesticated animal.
@toomanyopinions83533 жыл бұрын
Lots of the captive ones pretty much act like wild boars as well
@Hudaaaldin20473 жыл бұрын
Hashibira Inosuke
@saltyfishface46183 жыл бұрын
@@Hudaaaldin2047 he was never domesticated
@kaixlotl_72963 жыл бұрын
Nope boars are a completely different species to domestic pigs, feral hogs≠wild boars
@joyelizabethmellinger Жыл бұрын
You're a very good narrator. No bullshit. U have become a master of your craft, and it's a privilege and honor to have witnessed your rise. Thank You, young man. We appreciate all of your efforts. Have a great weekend. 👍😎🤜🤛🤙💯✌
@itsyboijosue9808 Жыл бұрын
0:11 bro said jurrasic bull sh*t 🤣🤣🤣 Edit: BRO IM DIEING AND LAUGHING ON THE FLOORS
@joeyuzwa891 Жыл бұрын
I’d like to clarify that that’s not 31 miles an hour on open land, that’s 31 miles an hour in DENSE FOREST
@notyourcupotae8995 Жыл бұрын
I am. Afraid.
@Dante-fk4yi Жыл бұрын
That’s scary
@uramisugi Жыл бұрын
Thanks! I hate it!
@shayvidatv Жыл бұрын
Holy cow 😳.
@kyleanderson1435 Жыл бұрын
People need to understand how much more damn scary that is
@yavin993 жыл бұрын
So basically Australia has the best and the worst animals.
@BanaDoyabad3 жыл бұрын
Best?... meh... worst?...definitely!
@hillkids023 жыл бұрын
Yeah we have the second part
@hillkids023 жыл бұрын
Exept pikachu
@Tahri_03 жыл бұрын
I love living in Australia
@unstoppableExodia3 жыл бұрын
I live in Australia and the only native animals that have given me grief are brush tailed possums and parakeets. They raid my fruit trees before the fruit can fully ripen. Possums are a lot more destructive than birds and their success infiltrating urban areas means they’re far from endangered and are probably the only native species I’d consider trapping and dispatching just to send a message to the other possums in my neighborhood who think that my yard can be their playground. If I had a full grown carpet python I’d definitely feed it caught possums. Wouldn’t feed them live though because they’re savage when using their claws and teeth to defend themselves
@respektetoutlavi714 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been friends with a particular Cassowary in a zoo since I was 8 years old in 1992… He’s questionably accessible in this amazing open rainforest & my long passed Grandma named him Frank. I still visit Frank often & we have a good time “booping” one another’s beaks in 2023. Apparently Frank could have ended my existence decades ago 🤣
@lastchanc3stars Жыл бұрын
That is.. an extremely chill Cassowary. They're usually territorial and are far from afraid to throw hands unprompted. Surprised nothing bad happen between you two across all those years.
@respektetoutlavi714 Жыл бұрын
@@lastchanc3stars after a little more research I'd consider myself lucky as well. I'm debating whether or not to take a picture next time I visit, but in today's world I'd imagine people might figure out where Frank is & ruin our friendship!
@armandomr19883 ай бұрын
The cassowary sounds like an anxious psychopathic serial killer. Like, “COME ON, LET'S GO!” in the worst possible way.
@sinceys24613 жыл бұрын
"I'm not afraid of birds. I'm just aware of them." -Hood Nature :D
@MrMaboboz3 жыл бұрын
"god gave them night vision and told the rest of the jungle to deal with it", 😂😂😂😂
@Ghost93221 Жыл бұрын
The homicidal jungle goose. Got me laughing lmao
@Unlucky21st Жыл бұрын
"That sounds like a Toyota on life support" Casual Geographic! You got the whole damn garage howling 😂😂😂
@eliminoh_p78773 жыл бұрын
I once had a nightmare I was being chased and terrorized by a group of huge birds with giant claws. I felt better when I woke up and realized it was just my imagination. Weeks later I went to a zoo somewhere in Ohio and saw the evil birds from my dream before my very eyes. They were real, and they were Cassowaries. Still messes with me to this day.
@Wednesdaywoe19752 жыл бұрын
That is some animal spirit stuff there.
@Lotan_2 жыл бұрын
I went to a zoo once, and there was a mother with her daughter looking at the Cassowary pen. I heard her say to her daughter "You can get closer it's just a bird. It's not going to hurt you." Of all the birds she could have said that about...
@yasininn762 жыл бұрын
God told you to stay away from them in his own way and you did the exact opposed thing, gg to you my guy
@daffyduck44822 жыл бұрын
Man got a warning form god himself
@atheist20252 жыл бұрын
I’m an atheist and even I can tell you god warned you
@kagame6524 Жыл бұрын
4:49 “god gave jaguars night vision, and told the rest of the jungle to deal with it” 😂😂😂
@indicarti Жыл бұрын
Squidward being related to Gary makes a lot of sense, he could always understand him
@rixti3 жыл бұрын
"An overgrown hom!cidal jungle goose that sounds like a Toyota on life support and indigestion.." Im DED 😂
@nkosibless22533 жыл бұрын
@SoMuchFacepalm i read the emu's defeated the Australian army
@ariefraiser1403 жыл бұрын
@SoMuchFacepalm Your failure to neutralize your enemies strength still counts as a lost.
@mysterylovescompany2657 Жыл бұрын
Cassowaries & salties are the only animals that truly scare all Australians. The fact that they are also the only animals that appear clearly & consistently to understand the concept of _hatred_ to all mankind is not coincidental.
@Ragehunter1998 Жыл бұрын
As an Aussie I should tell you there is one animal that we fear above them all...... The Magpie
@Uzyvan6 Жыл бұрын
@@Ragehunter1998 as a Victorian I can agree but yes those animals are scary.
@m.b.82 Жыл бұрын
Blue bottles have a 100% fuck you ratio too
@m.b.82 Жыл бұрын
@@Ragehunter1998 nah. For the most part they are cool af and our best mates. Its only in swooping season, and even then its only 1 in 10, and even *then* its only if they dont like you
@edithputhy4948 Жыл бұрын
I mean he did say that 95% of Cassowaries would rather run away, than battle a perceived threat. There's also deadly inland taipans, box jellyfish, stonefish, blue-ringed octopus etc.
@Lowlandlord Жыл бұрын
You know, when Rocco heard that noise from the cassowary, he looked around in great alarm. Rocco is a fellow birb, and he don't respond like that to cats or dogs (he barks at dogs actually).
@JustSomeKittenwithaGun10 ай бұрын
Two of my favourite new animal enthusiasts in one video
@weabooalchemist95643 жыл бұрын
The “abduct over adopt” line made me laugh my ass off the most
@updated_autopsy_report2 жыл бұрын
same
@w3ird_gurl6382 жыл бұрын
Ikr lol
@wilsonweiseng64852 жыл бұрын
it's not like penguins have orphangaes
@ramendampfen3 жыл бұрын
Dude can you do one about Humans i hate those mfs, they have a crazy killcount per year
@vincetan43583 жыл бұрын
LMAO, you made my day bruh
@ImagineDroplet3 жыл бұрын
Honestly tho
@redacted-193 жыл бұрын
Tru dat
@arpitdas42633 жыл бұрын
Put those hairless fucks in a zoo
@rednebula35033 жыл бұрын
The video would be way too long.
@NoCallerID4 Жыл бұрын
“GOD GAVE THEM NIGHT VISIONS AND TOLD THE REST OF THE JUNGLE TO DEAL WIT IT “ 🤣🤣🤣
@Devlin000Ай бұрын
lol Steve jumping over that fence tryna get away from a cassowary made my day.
@mumujibirb3 жыл бұрын
Imagine you somehow tame all cassowaries in existence. Train them to attack whoever you point at. I don’t know how much power that gives you
@KBWeeds3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like The Unsullied.
@mumujibirb3 жыл бұрын
Probably more than the infinity gauntlet.
@teathesilkwing76163 жыл бұрын
But then, you suddenly need to point at someone
@mumujibirb3 жыл бұрын
@@teathesilkwing7616 Just point at your arch rival. Serves them right.
@failedtoloadpleasetryagain18623 жыл бұрын
@@mumujibirb what if you get something in your eye so you try to take it out but the cassowary thinks your pointing at yourself
@_wolfisthename18573 жыл бұрын
"florda panthers are like santa and black men who dont cheat,they simply do not exist" this had me rolling
@myloki223 жыл бұрын
“Like Santa and BLACK MEN WHO CHEAT, they simply do not exist” is how it goes lol
@thepage71353 жыл бұрын
@@myloki22 yeah but the way he said it was more true in fact the quote should just be “men who do not cheat”.
@zacharyriley45613 жыл бұрын
@@myloki22 Is it a joke about how black guys aren't in committed relationships?
@michaelchamberlain24243 жыл бұрын
Had me dead
@_wolfisthename18573 жыл бұрын
@@myloki22 lol
@adlaimeade9273 ай бұрын
At least Cassowaries are 95% shy. I mean, that's the slimmest chance of survival that we have with this bird. ☠️
@HYVEnetwork Жыл бұрын
0:35 I heard Rattata 😂 Ash would have caught nothin but a fade 😂😂
@mr.imperial87213 жыл бұрын
"call for the king of the jungle and the Jaguars will pick up the phone "...that is funny and educational...thank you lol
@maniachazbin2 жыл бұрын
Out of curiosity, we talking inside or outside of Jacksonville?
@voltekthecyborg78982 жыл бұрын
@@maniachazbin I think the answer is yes
@mortified7763 жыл бұрын
"God gave them life and they make it everyone's problem." "Basically the IRS but with teeth and a tail." 😂
@Sinistar8u Жыл бұрын
You always come up the best lines when describing animals! 😂
@notadaytrader Жыл бұрын
Here in the Texas/Oklahoma panhandle, we aren’t scared of the hogs anymore. Now everybody has some sort of side arm or assault rifle, and we just play storing bacon
@andrewgalioto405 Жыл бұрын
He’s so quick with his hilariously intelligent observations and facts. Somebody give this man his own nature show.
@alainlarsen925 Жыл бұрын
Big facts
@StoneyLover93 Жыл бұрын
Ikr
@a1steaksauce669 Жыл бұрын
Seriously nat geo missin out big
@andynonymous6769 Жыл бұрын
I wish he could speak slower so I could absorb the info he's telling me but I get that tiktok has a time limit
@Strype13 Жыл бұрын
While he's certainly great at what he does, speed isn't very relevant when the narration is scripted. Don't tell me you aren't noticing the cuts every 3 seconds.
@thatgamerguy64493 жыл бұрын
Steve: Will wrestle crocs Also Steve: Is that a peacock with the highest atk stat of any bird *panics into a stumble*
@npc68173 жыл бұрын
The gators didn't have a knife
@outandabout2593 жыл бұрын
@@npc6817 and you can grab and hold them relatively safely if you know what you are doing
@vcsa6813 жыл бұрын
@@npc6817 Gators had only one way to kill you
@npc68173 жыл бұрын
@@vcsa681 gators also have no beef with humans unlike these murdergeese
@The4Ratts Жыл бұрын
0:56 bro was speaking verbal sign language 😂
@RdcFansLive Жыл бұрын
“They will throw hands right at fish’s dome piece and with 8 arms there’s plenty of hands to go around”😂😂
@Chris-ci8vs2 жыл бұрын
Australian here. I took a group of German girls up to Northern Queensland and went hiking in a national park. I warned them about cassowaries, and they all made fun of me for being scared of a bird. That night we stayed at a country hotel and met a guy who showed us his scars from where he'd been disemboweled by one. The girls' faces went completely white haha.
@badpiggies9882 жыл бұрын
Tell them your country (which kicked Japan’s butt in ww2) literally lost a war against another big scary bird species
@Pluto1372 жыл бұрын
Disemboweled and not dead? :0
@voltekthecyborg78982 жыл бұрын
@@Pluto137 Under certain conditions, like no ruptured organs, you can live remarkably long with your guts hanging out, max is 24 hours from what I have heard. However, you still shouldn't take those chances
@Lunam_D._Roger Жыл бұрын
@@voltekthecyborg7898 Yep. Plenty long to get to a hospital under the right conditions, so long as you've a car or can find a nice clearing with some phone signal to call the royal Australian flying doctor service.
@viridiantheforest1037 Жыл бұрын
You'd think that they would trust a local 🤦
@thebonelord93093 жыл бұрын
I never thought I would hear a statement of a “oversized, homicidal, jungle goose” in my life, but we are here now lmao.
@sersastark3 жыл бұрын
That line sent me into a teary eyed laughing fit
@frankchan82033 жыл бұрын
That so called goose would make an excellent pet for Arnold Schwarzenegger
@jeremiahthomas98333 жыл бұрын
Some of the things he says makes me double take, but it makes sense. Lol
@ShadeScarecrow3 жыл бұрын
True, it is a very accurate description though xD
@meap64743 жыл бұрын
They're just Canadian geese on steroids lol
@shaec3405 Жыл бұрын
The endless description of POSSIBLE DEATH... Lol. Are amazing.
@NyleChyld Жыл бұрын
You had me at "like Santa and Black men who cheat, they simply don't exist." 🤣
@ivanlagayacrus18913 жыл бұрын
As a Texan literally everyone I know has broken something on their car to hitting a boar at 60mph and in almost every case the bastard just walked it off and left
@Tokuijin2 жыл бұрын
Between hitting boar 🐗 or deer 🦌, which is worse?
@ivanlagayacrus18912 жыл бұрын
@@Tokuijin boar. Worst a deer can do is puncture a windshield. Boars are smaller but just as heavy if not heavier, so their density means they'll usually buckle crush points in your front end
@TheBeautifulKayla2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen them, thank goodness 😅
@r.j.penfold2 жыл бұрын
The fact you called it a "bastard" tickled me for some reason...
@Svensk71192 жыл бұрын
@person person No. I don't think Texas is really moose country.
@aaronyates39233 жыл бұрын
"God gave them night vison, and told the rest if the world to deal with it". I chocked on my ramen.
@paranoidman79283 жыл бұрын
of the jungle*
@simoneangeliquemaloney39903 жыл бұрын
Are you good???
@SVGPRO Жыл бұрын
“Toyota on life support” 😂
@Master5p Жыл бұрын
5:41 Who else got chills when they saw this?
@kristenbrand86493 жыл бұрын
"God gave them life and now they make it everyone's problem" Yoo same
@anonymouscausewhynot3 жыл бұрын
You're not a problem. You're a nice person, Kristen.
@kristenbrand86493 жыл бұрын
@@anonymouscausewhynot ty..
@quill78893 жыл бұрын
@@anonymouscausewhynot Wholesome
@anonymouscausewhynot3 жыл бұрын
@@quill7889 have a nice day!
@quill78893 жыл бұрын
@@anonymouscausewhynot You too!
@cujo76003 жыл бұрын
Emu's legitimately used basic battle/war tactics to remain alive, I genuinely did not know they were that smart, especially for such relatively small brains!
@renivideht2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, gives the phrase "bird brain" very little credibility. Most birds I know are very precocious, especially chickens.
@rhodanosaurus2 жыл бұрын
Birds are scarily smart.
@yharleththegrandobserver2362 жыл бұрын
I mean, if you call "whenever we see them, we run away" battle tactics then sure.
@cujo76002 жыл бұрын
@@nothere57 what does any of what you just typed mean?
@CraftyZanTub2 жыл бұрын
Those little walnuts in Emu heads are very efficient.
@dearestphilander7127 Жыл бұрын
Emus be breakin ankels Black air force energy 💀
@TheGuy02 Жыл бұрын
Here I sit on my porcelain throne, 6:52am, eating Cheerios. Life is good