@manifestdestinythroughtruth 3 жыл бұрын
The only other villain that would dare take on a Cassowary is Kevin!
@Hard211 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@Hard211 3 жыл бұрын
Why is this pinned with 0 likes
@briosnk1522 3 жыл бұрын
oh heyy kevin- *BONK*
@thespinodino 3 жыл бұрын
*Ni and Ichi would like to talk with you*
@nhoaxlight5745 3 жыл бұрын
@@briosnk1522 Heyy, is that kevin?
@cameronjim2983 3 жыл бұрын
Cassowary to humans: “My ancestors send their regards..”
@lovellhardin95 3 жыл бұрын
"As do mine."
@justabraziliandragonborn3642 3 жыл бұрын
King Dragon sends his regards
@fmbmauri 3 жыл бұрын
Are they bulletproof??
@YUN6_V3NUZ 3 жыл бұрын
basically, yeah
@Esma-mg7eq 3 жыл бұрын
Imangine male lions snuggling 😢💓
@inkyfreak 3 жыл бұрын
“If Steve won’t F with it why should I?” Is the perfect reason to explain an awareness for a dangerous animal.
@SIyMarbo 3 жыл бұрын
lmao facts
@Baronnax 3 жыл бұрын
Yep, and that includes hippos. Especially hippos. God, why'd you make hippos?
@barbatosmcmurderton4209 3 жыл бұрын
@@Baronnax Probably to keep us on our toes. Either that, or he needed a laugh.
@SIyMarbo 3 жыл бұрын
@@Baronnax because backwards hippo is zefranks favorite animal
@reactiverbossnetwork7619 3 жыл бұрын
That’s fair
@soph_learns_ASL Жыл бұрын
I’m obsessed with Lindsay and Mamadou collabing. I 100% love this friendship
@matejmichalik7906 4 ай бұрын
And eventually, they did
@jkirk7484 Жыл бұрын
The Octopus punching fish out of pure spite gotta be the funniest thing ever
@zestyoverlord6772 3 жыл бұрын
“If Steve don’t fuck with them what makes you think I will” Words to live by
@danthepaninimanbreadboy9253 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely if that man doesn’t wanna mess with them I am not going within 100 meters of 1
@theholyduck5520 3 жыл бұрын
Watching the Croc Hunter nervously cross a river filled with hippos was when I realized that hippos were nothing to fuck with. I've heard that he said it was the scariest shoot he ever did.
@danthepaninimanbreadboy9253 3 жыл бұрын
@@theholyduck5520 yep
@RiveroftheWither 3 жыл бұрын
@The Holy Duck I don't blame him, hippos kill 3x as many people as Crocs. Even then, when a Crocs kills it's for food or defense, when a hippo kills it's because he just woke up and chose murder for the day.
@janeprescott7381 3 жыл бұрын
Seagull Steve? Awesome.
@johnpo2 3 жыл бұрын
"god gave jaguars night vision and told the rest of the jungle to deal with it" fucking brilliant
@cartooncritique6625 3 жыл бұрын
@@the_atomic_kebab I think God's biggest troll was the Playtpus. Like what the fuck even is that? :/
@squishy2229 3 жыл бұрын
WULULULULULULULULULULULULULU
@randominternetguy3848 3 жыл бұрын
@@cartooncritique6625 fun fact: the platypus dont have utters for milk so they SWEAT the mil through their armpits, God is a S teir troller
@wazson3178 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, some people want me to nerf jaguars ...
@sinkerdas 2 жыл бұрын
@@wazson3178 hahah they already were, they used to be way bigger
@PurebreedFLA Жыл бұрын
"Boars are the homicidal tendencies of hippos with the street smarts of raccoons " 😂😂😂
@lilpotoo Жыл бұрын
I live in Australia, and I got to see the fairy penguins twice! Once on a school camp, another on a holiday. They were adorable, although it was a bit hard to see then after they went past the steps/seats we were sitting on, especially because it was at night, and they were rustling through dark foliage. But it's DEFINITELY worth the money.
@libra818 Жыл бұрын
SAMEEEEEEEE FELLOW AUSSIE
@antonhagbox02 3 жыл бұрын
Life lessons learned today: If Steve Irwin didn't fuck with something, you shouldn't either.
@ariacross9792 3 жыл бұрын
No cap
@bigred212 3 жыл бұрын
Ong
@DonVigaDeFierro 3 жыл бұрын
That's actually pretty fuckin' right!
@edgarbanuelos6472 3 жыл бұрын
Especially parrots
@ShigekiHizashi 3 жыл бұрын
Omg I almost peed myself laughing at this. I grew up watching Steve's tv show. I LOVED IT. I quite regularly make SHES ANGRAY jokes when I see a pissed off animal. And he's right...if Steve won't fk with them...STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THEM
@GreyThunder 3 жыл бұрын
Someone: **Exists** Southern Cassowaries: and I took that personally.
@jahmiassingleton5697 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@draco9200 3 жыл бұрын
That fits so perfectly
@itzslayr1435 3 жыл бұрын
2:38 The random pop up made me back away kind agot scared
@colors8039 3 жыл бұрын
😂👍
@mauricio81279 3 жыл бұрын
Cassowaires: i was thinking im about to beat this b**** up
@Touhouuu Жыл бұрын
As someone who's favorite animals are cassowaries I can confirm I witnessed them getting summoned from hell.
@GrahamChapman 6 ай бұрын
I knew the Swedes were involved in their manifestation somehow.
@jurgenolivieira1878 Жыл бұрын
Dude's one of the most entertaining nature channels that came our way. Nature, science, knowledge and comedy in a bite size entertaining way. I especially like the little known facts... still learning everyday even about what seem to be every day common animals! Keep it up bro!
@gogeta5303 3 жыл бұрын
Hood isn't _afraid_ of birds, he's simply casso-wary of them.
@reddstarr 3 жыл бұрын
Ba dum tsssss
@vonvella8275 3 жыл бұрын
Clever!
@artemisgaming3789 3 жыл бұрын
👉🏻🚪
@lick28 3 жыл бұрын
😐🔫
@Ash-sn5su 3 жыл бұрын
👌
@GaryLeeOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't even have a fear of birds, I just have a fear of getting my throat split by an overgrown homicidal jungle goose that sounds like a Toyota on life support and indigestion." BRO I'M DEAD
@kiraogilvie4073 Жыл бұрын
Quote of the year
@gabrielnavia168 Жыл бұрын
heh that’s funny
@chrislollich6064 Жыл бұрын
P
@Birdo4004 Жыл бұрын
Shit if she ain’t scared she’s better in a body bag then
@Sinner119 Жыл бұрын
So fucking funnyyyyyyy
@Fleshi_Guy615 Жыл бұрын
"And that second nail is basically a dagger that can disembowel both people and dogs" "And by 'can' I mean they have." "They've done it."
@TransmutedCuppyCake Жыл бұрын
Wild hogs are no joke. My mom accidentally hit one in an Avalanche, and it not only caved in the front of the car but the thing walked away completely fine. We even saw it a few days later and it recognized the car and charged it.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 жыл бұрын
"Gordon Ramsay vomited after trying fermented basking shark" Dude Gordon vomits if you don't season your water properly
@vultrexz 3 жыл бұрын
Hello
@JNF590 3 жыл бұрын
salt and pepper
@funnycheesecakes 3 жыл бұрын
Free clout baby
@JoeSmith-ln5rc 3 жыл бұрын
You didn't put enough lamb sauce
@Lovely_Shadz 3 жыл бұрын
If you simply cut the carrots wrong he yells
@panqueque445 3 жыл бұрын
"Disrespectfully athletic" is my favorite description now.
@Helicopter7 3 жыл бұрын
E
@meatballsyrup2747 3 жыл бұрын
F
@Hell_O-T_Here 3 жыл бұрын
F
@SOFTBUDZZZ 3 жыл бұрын
U
@samaeldeul572 3 жыл бұрын
Right😂
@mitchellmcgovern6191 Жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention that Cassowarys kung fu jump kick like Bruce lee when they attack, and as an Ozzie (Australian for those who are confused) I loved the the Steve Irwin bit
@yesher12 Жыл бұрын
As a Texan, living on a ranch, I can 100% say wild hogs are dangerous as all get out. I was charged by a sounder of about 25-30 with some huge sows(200lbs). Pull my hammy trying to run from them and hit the slick, muddy ground. I will never walk on my back pasture without a large firearm and big dogs. We trap them on our ranch and they nasty behind reinforced traps. I have seen some boars launch over a sounder of young ones just to escape. BTW, the damage they do to land and crops is horrendous.
@DonVigaDeFierro 3 жыл бұрын
"Phobia" is an irrational fear, but there's NOTHING irrational about fearing the Cassowaries!!
@Hudaaaldin2047 3 жыл бұрын
What's the word for the people that have phobia for almost everything? Me.😃
@robertomorales1305 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hudaaaldin2047 justed search it up. Pantophobia.
@placeholder3863 3 жыл бұрын
its irrational because most people dont encounter them
@F.RO.H 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hudaaaldin2047 aka. snowflake-syndrome
@cinamontoast2555 3 жыл бұрын
@@F.RO.H Thats disrespectful for those people
@netherdominater9960 3 жыл бұрын
"Koalas are walking plush toys and probably have the same IQ as one" Hey man don't slander the intelligence of plush toys like that
@RockyMountainBear 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Plush toys have an IQ twice that of a koala (not a real bear). Granted, their IQ is still a single digit number, but have y'all seen what a koala do before, during & after it falls out of a tree? It's embarrassing.
@Lamrabetnouha 2 жыл бұрын
Nice one
@LapisTheGem427 2 жыл бұрын
..I'm more concerned about the fact a plush toy has intelligence at all.
@kamota8523 2 жыл бұрын
@@LapisTheGem427 they don't have, the koalas IQ that is negative
@dannylamb456 2 жыл бұрын
@@LapisTheGem427 Wait, you mean my plushies aren't supposed to be talking? brb, calling a priest
@Moontastrophies Жыл бұрын
I went to Australia abt a week ago, and we went to a zoo I saw a cassowary I clicked at it which was the best and worst idea of my pitiful life It made the most demonic noise I’d ever heard My dad went “ah-“
@michaelmyyears4743 Жыл бұрын
The sound of Toyota on life support and the Eat bullets like 50 was funny AF
@mechamedeamigo3984 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Jaguars ocasionaly pass by my grandma's backyard makes me really worried. The fact that she never had a problem with them makes me intrigued.
@slendveny7191 2 жыл бұрын
Your grandma must be a real gamer.
@pantherdxn4835 2 жыл бұрын
Grandmas are fearless
@josephpatterson2549 2 жыл бұрын
I mean a cat is a cat no matter the size or genus
@thatonegaminglatias4345 2 жыл бұрын
@@josephpatterson2549 Yeah, just leave them be and they'll leave you be.
@thenoblepoptart 2 жыл бұрын
She eats them by biting through their skulls.
@uramisugi Жыл бұрын
1:12 "If Steve don't fuck with them, what makes you think I will." is unironically the greatest way to reiterate to people just how much you should attempt to avoid an animal lmao
@inigo-montoya Жыл бұрын
Who is steve?
@uramisugi Жыл бұрын
@@inigo-montoya He's referring to Steve Irwin the famous wildlife conservation activist and educator with a heart of gold who passed away due to a sting ray accident and was well known for getting up close and personal with animals like crocodiles and wrestling with them 😭 basically if Steve Irwin immediately runs the OTHER WAY and jumps a fence when confronted with a wild Cassowary like in this video you as a regular person should already be in your car 0.2 seconds after being told it's anywhere in the area
@Uzyvan6 Жыл бұрын
@@uramisugi rip Steve the person who showed the world every reason to not come here
@nyokonabii1951 Жыл бұрын
@@uramisugi if he had a heart of gold he would've advocated for the return of stolen aboriginal land and convince european colonizers to return back to london or europe?Foh.
@queenofthesalt5199 Жыл бұрын
@@Uzyvan6There’s a difference between “we can tame it and live alongside it safely” and “we stuck this bitch in a cage and will kill it if it gets out”
@D.I.V.A.Journey3758 Жыл бұрын
As a zoology major and a former vet tech, It's the commentary for me!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@WowUrFcknHxC Жыл бұрын
Saying a koala has the IQ of a stuffed animal is throwing shade at the stuffed animal.
@Novakayne27 Жыл бұрын
"God gave them night vision and told the rest of the jungle to deal with it" 🤣🤣🤣
@kyleanderson1435 Жыл бұрын
But God, this isn't fair!
@Significantharrassment Жыл бұрын
@@kyleanderson1435 sounds like a big load of not my problem
@kyleanderson1435 Жыл бұрын
@@Significantharrassment God? Is that you?
@Significantharrassment Жыл бұрын
@@kyleanderson1435 BLASPHEMY I WOULD NEVER! HERESY... UNSPEAKABLE... HERESY
@Xai_Son_of_the_male_Olympians 8 ай бұрын
Oh gods no-
@mossy_shell 3 жыл бұрын
When Cassowarys see anything moving, they press the delete button on their soul.
@TheKorenji 3 жыл бұрын
just like 5% but that's more than enough
@mossy_shell 3 жыл бұрын
The other 95% they have homicide on their mind.
@BradGryphonn Жыл бұрын
Your description of the Cassowary was pure gold.I used to see them when I lived in Tropical Far North Queensland some years ago.
@gloriasmom2045 11 ай бұрын
I cannot get over "H0mic!dal Jungle Goose.." 😂😂😂
@DiegoreSCL 3 жыл бұрын
"There's 3 types of cassowaries and I approve of exactly none of them" LMAO
@njones420 3 жыл бұрын
It's rare I genuinely laugh out loud in a video, but that really tickled me!
@reecetaylor2626 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: humans used to hunt via unmatched endurance. Very similar to those wild dogs. We dont run very fast, but we are fucking unmatched in distance.
@stalincat2457 3 жыл бұрын
(looks down) uhm... "were".
@jessiegeerdes5572 3 жыл бұрын
@@stalincat2457 now we have guns and cars
@d73w80 3 жыл бұрын
That's very interesting, as the human species originally came from Africa. I wonder if there's any connection between those African wild dogs and the human tendency to like dogs and use them as hunting partners.
@reecetaylor2626 3 жыл бұрын
@@d73w80 all dogs are pursuit pedators, but yes. That is one of the reasons we teamed up with wolves.
@rasmusn.e.m1064 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. I remember watching San people hunting on tv: The designated hunter would run with a spear while the rest would carry water and help with tracking in case the animal hid. The idea behind the whole thing is that while the group as a whole might get tired by carrying all of that water, the hunter will be propelled further, like the last stage of a rocket, and can use the spear both to finish the animal and defend it from predators until the rest of the group arrives to carry the animal back. I know omnipresent sweat glands are pretty cool, but being able to carry stuff while running cannot be overrated.
@ivoarmstrong9894 Жыл бұрын
On the croatian island i was born there are boars that roam in the higher more mountainous parts of the island and my grandfather liked to take walks in that part of the island but because of the boars he had to carry a pistol with him, but he got irritated having to hold it with him so he ended up welding the gun to his walking stick.
@NIS0RA Жыл бұрын
It made me so happy to see binturongs get some time in the spotlight
@zenistu707 3 жыл бұрын
Me: Birds aren’t scary Cassowaries: Honey, you gotta big storm coming
@tacobread5012 3 жыл бұрын
*pulls out a gun*
@Adeerwithnotlogic 3 жыл бұрын
Cassowaries aren't the only terrifying bird, trust me.
@anwin4505 3 жыл бұрын
Omg zensitu big fann
@Annie-wy5mc 3 жыл бұрын
@@Adeerwithnotlogic well shit
@Dalek15 3 жыл бұрын
Cassowaries: 🎶I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING, PROVOKING, BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION, I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NNNAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEE, BORN IN FLAMES, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED, MY FAMILY CREST IS A DEMON OF DEATH!!!!🎶
@origamipein18 3 жыл бұрын
Wild Dogs (while chasing a car): "Sooner or later, you're going to run out of gas!"
@donutsduck9862 3 жыл бұрын
so fucking true
@showj0e 3 жыл бұрын
333 likes…so I’ll comment instead. “your social post…i like it”
@origamipein18 3 жыл бұрын
@@showj0e, Thank you. ^^ I have 334 likes, now. It's crazy since I only expected to get ONE like.
@origamipein18 3 жыл бұрын
@4E4N Every animal serves a purpose on this planet.
@galaxian2797 3 жыл бұрын
@@origamipein18 it’s purpose is probably *d e a t h*
@guro-kawa-angel Жыл бұрын
My grandma once hit a wild pig in Florida and it trotted away line it’s nothing. The front part of her fender is still busted to this day😭
@asadasemwali8365 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 brother! Your knowledge of science and nature with your topping of comedy, is second to none!! I learn some of the most freakiest things from you!! ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
@Nosretep 3 жыл бұрын
Person: *minding their own buisness in their backyard* Cassowary: Is that some kind of threat?
@GodpraisethePALANTINE 3 жыл бұрын
It's More: *Oh! Are You Approaching Me?!*
@tomdean1876 3 жыл бұрын
@@GodpraisethePALANTINE Instead of running away, you're approaching me? I'm only trying to get into my house Oh ho! Then go into your house
@Gregarman 3 жыл бұрын
Cassowary: "Oy mate, you tryna start somethin?!"
@keithleracc 3 жыл бұрын
"Our boy Squidward has two choices in life: he can either live a virgin or die a man." I HAVE *ASCENDED*
@thatcopenguy 3 жыл бұрын
to be completely fair female squids have like 5 digit number of offsprings at a time and if I found out my wife is giving birth to 42069 babies at once ima head out myself
@Akashathesilentassassin 2 жыл бұрын
@@thatcopenguy Jesus Christ. Also, meme numbers
@slevinchannel7589 2 жыл бұрын
Call me silly/random, but i just want to do my fellow Science-Lovers a Favor, so excuse the Randomness but here you go, have some warm Recommendations, cause the Learning never Ends! -Veritasium. -Oversimplified! -It’s ok to be smart. -Professor Dave Explains. -Krimson Rogue. -Practical Engineering -Michio Kaku. -Kosmo. -Legal Eagle. -Cinema Therapy. -And the arguably Best for Last: Hbomberguy! (The best at being Unbiased on all of YT.)
@juanjoyaborja.3054 2 жыл бұрын
@@slevinchannel7589 I have seen the channels from 2-4, but not the others
@lnarenkumar2327 2 жыл бұрын
I would add pbs eons too
@2manybooks733 Жыл бұрын
You sir, dish out zoology knowledge like an all-you-can-eat buffet. Subscribed.
@ryansmith9135 9 ай бұрын
can really tell he puts so much energy and passion into his content
@drawnwithlove3499 3 жыл бұрын
The thing about Cassowaries, that's not even their only call. Cassowaries can make a call so deep it's only 'felt' as a vibration, almost similar to a T-Rex call
@alorablossomelfvods 3 жыл бұрын
I still want to pet it
@nophilter 3 жыл бұрын
How in the hell would we know what a T Rex call sounds like....
@lawrencescales9864 3 жыл бұрын
@@nophilter I think there was some throat reconstructions done which gave a rough idea. I know they can do it for mummies
@blueshorts8820 3 жыл бұрын
birds are just small dinosaurs
@nophilter 3 жыл бұрын
@@lawrencescales9864 I feel you.... I just can't force myself to TRULY believe any of that. 🤷🏽♂️
@riakun 3 жыл бұрын
"They'll gladly take your soul over half a box of popcorn." I mean, same honestly.
@youniverse6841 Жыл бұрын
So... my crazy parents raised wild boars on their old farm. Just struck up a friendship one day and boom they had a daddy, mommy, and a crap ton of baby wild boars. My parents even built a covered shed for them to sleep in for rainy weather and fed them. They liked my parents, just not the rest of us.
@anabellevee364 Жыл бұрын
ok but I've been to a penguin parade and while my family was walking back to the car, some lady shouted at us to stop in our tracks. Then while everyone cleared the path an adorable little penguin waddled its derpy way across the road and I swear it was the cutest thing ever 😭
@grandmagertrude7676 3 жыл бұрын
“We Stan pog shark” is a sentence I didnt know I needed to hear
@yourlocalcryptid2371 3 жыл бұрын
we do stan him
@thekey207 3 жыл бұрын
“If Steve don’t f*** with them.... what makes you think I will?” Wise words to live by tbfh
@tomdean1876 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, screw that. If I see a Manta Ray, you bet your ass I'mma throw hands.
@Enneamorph 3 жыл бұрын
@@tomdean1876 Manta Ray = completely harmless and curious giant sea pancake Stingray = not-so-harmless, venomous-but-shy small sea pancake Know the difference before you throw hands with them
@thekey207 3 жыл бұрын
@@Enneamorph I will forever call Rays Sea Pancakes - thank you
@messagefamilystyled1101 Жыл бұрын
I like that when birds no longer need to fly, their bird anatomy lends itself so well to damage
@jerrodmecca7745 Жыл бұрын
Imagine this dude does this himself on KZfaq. Definitely deserves his own show on a major network. 💯
@bradleyconner6333 2 жыл бұрын
This guy has more phrases for death than should be allowed. I can't recall if he said it in this one but my favorite might be "connect you to God's wifi"!!
@axehead45 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah he has
@experiencemaster1743 2 жыл бұрын
He used that one when referring to one of the animals that can send you flying, I think it was one of his ones about the bison
@yoshithesage 2 жыл бұрын
He said that with the poison snail. Takes just 5-8 hrs to connect you to God's wifi, lol
@cryptoleprechaun5492 2 жыл бұрын
Catch a Uber to the afterlife
@randorookie8587 2 жыл бұрын
“Roll you in a blunt and smoke the YOU pack”
@jaelyyymar8071 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact with the wild boars! A domestic pig only takes a handful of months at most to become a wild boar. How fun! :3
@scorpiocarnage1055 3 жыл бұрын
Proving that it isn't a true domesticated animal.
@toomanyopinions8353 3 жыл бұрын
Lots of the captive ones pretty much act like wild boars as well
@Hudaaaldin2047 3 жыл бұрын
Hashibira Inosuke
@saltyfishface4618 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hudaaaldin2047 he was never domesticated
@kaixlotl_7296 3 жыл бұрын
Nope boars are a completely different species to domestic pigs, feral hogs≠wild boars
@joyelizabethmellinger Жыл бұрын
You're a very good narrator. No bullshit. U have become a master of your craft, and it's a privilege and honor to have witnessed your rise. Thank You, young man. We appreciate all of your efforts. Have a great weekend. 👍😎🤜🤛🤙💯✌
@itsyboijosue9808 Жыл бұрын
0:11 bro said jurrasic bull sh*t 🤣🤣🤣 Edit: BRO IM DIEING AND LAUGHING ON THE FLOORS
@joeyuzwa891 Жыл бұрын
I’d like to clarify that that’s not 31 miles an hour on open land, that’s 31 miles an hour in DENSE FOREST
@notyourcupotae8995 Жыл бұрын
I am. Afraid.
@Dante-fk4yi Жыл бұрын
That’s scary
@uramisugi Жыл бұрын
Thanks! I hate it!
@shayvidatv Жыл бұрын
Holy cow 😳.
@kyleanderson1435 Жыл бұрын
People need to understand how much more damn scary that is
@yavin99 3 жыл бұрын
So basically Australia has the best and the worst animals.
@BanaDoyabad 3 жыл бұрын
Best?... meh... worst?...definitely!
@hillkids02 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah we have the second part
@hillkids02 3 жыл бұрын
Exept pikachu
@Tahri_0 3 жыл бұрын
I love living in Australia
@unstoppableExodia 3 жыл бұрын
I live in Australia and the only native animals that have given me grief are brush tailed possums and parakeets. They raid my fruit trees before the fruit can fully ripen. Possums are a lot more destructive than birds and their success infiltrating urban areas means they’re far from endangered and are probably the only native species I’d consider trapping and dispatching just to send a message to the other possums in my neighborhood who think that my yard can be their playground. If I had a full grown carpet python I’d definitely feed it caught possums. Wouldn’t feed them live though because they’re savage when using their claws and teeth to defend themselves
@respektetoutlavi714 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been friends with a particular Cassowary in a zoo since I was 8 years old in 1992… He’s questionably accessible in this amazing open rainforest & my long passed Grandma named him Frank. I still visit Frank often & we have a good time “booping” one another’s beaks in 2023. Apparently Frank could have ended my existence decades ago 🤣
@lastchanc3stars Жыл бұрын
That is.. an extremely chill Cassowary. They're usually territorial and are far from afraid to throw hands unprompted. Surprised nothing bad happen between you two across all those years.
@respektetoutlavi714 Жыл бұрын
@@lastchanc3stars after a little more research I'd consider myself lucky as well. I'm debating whether or not to take a picture next time I visit, but in today's world I'd imagine people might figure out where Frank is & ruin our friendship!
@armandomr1988 3 ай бұрын
The cassowary sounds like an anxious psychopathic serial killer. Like, “COME ON, LET'S GO!” in the worst possible way.
@sinceys2461 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not afraid of birds. I'm just aware of them." -Hood Nature :D
@MrMaboboz 3 жыл бұрын
"god gave them night vision and told the rest of the jungle to deal with it", 😂😂😂😂
@Ghost93221 Жыл бұрын
The homicidal jungle goose. Got me laughing lmao
@Unlucky21st Жыл бұрын
"That sounds like a Toyota on life support" Casual Geographic! You got the whole damn garage howling 😂😂😂
@eliminoh_p7877 3 жыл бұрын
I once had a nightmare I was being chased and terrorized by a group of huge birds with giant claws. I felt better when I woke up and realized it was just my imagination. Weeks later I went to a zoo somewhere in Ohio and saw the evil birds from my dream before my very eyes. They were real, and they were Cassowaries. Still messes with me to this day.
@Wednesdaywoe1975 2 жыл бұрын
That is some animal spirit stuff there.
@Lotan_ 2 жыл бұрын
I went to a zoo once, and there was a mother with her daughter looking at the Cassowary pen. I heard her say to her daughter "You can get closer it's just a bird. It's not going to hurt you." Of all the birds she could have said that about...
@yasininn76 2 жыл бұрын
God told you to stay away from them in his own way and you did the exact opposed thing, gg to you my guy
@daffyduck4482 2 жыл бұрын
Man got a warning form god himself
@atheist2025 2 жыл бұрын
I’m an atheist and even I can tell you god warned you
@kagame6524 Жыл бұрын
4:49 “god gave jaguars night vision, and told the rest of the jungle to deal with it” 😂😂😂
@indicarti Жыл бұрын
Squidward being related to Gary makes a lot of sense, he could always understand him
@rixti 3 жыл бұрын
"An overgrown hom!cidal jungle goose that sounds like a Toyota on life support and indigestion.." Im DED 😂
@nkosibless2253 3 жыл бұрын
@SoMuchFacepalm i read the emu's defeated the Australian army
@ariefraiser140 3 жыл бұрын
@SoMuchFacepalm Your failure to neutralize your enemies strength still counts as a lost.
@mysterylovescompany2657 Жыл бұрын
Cassowaries & salties are the only animals that truly scare all Australians. The fact that they are also the only animals that appear clearly & consistently to understand the concept of _hatred_ to all mankind is not coincidental.
@Ragehunter1998 Жыл бұрын
As an Aussie I should tell you there is one animal that we fear above them all...... The Magpie
@Uzyvan6 Жыл бұрын
@@Ragehunter1998 as a Victorian I can agree but yes those animals are scary.
@m.b.82 Жыл бұрын
Blue bottles have a 100% fuck you ratio too
@m.b.82 Жыл бұрын
@@Ragehunter1998 nah. For the most part they are cool af and our best mates. Its only in swooping season, and even then its only 1 in 10, and even *then* its only if they dont like you
@edithputhy4948 Жыл бұрын
I mean he did say that 95% of Cassowaries would rather run away, than battle a perceived threat. There's also deadly inland taipans, box jellyfish, stonefish, blue-ringed octopus etc.
@Lowlandlord Жыл бұрын
You know, when Rocco heard that noise from the cassowary, he looked around in great alarm. Rocco is a fellow birb, and he don't respond like that to cats or dogs (he barks at dogs actually).
@JustSomeKittenwithaGun 10 ай бұрын
Two of my favourite new animal enthusiasts in one video
@weabooalchemist9564 3 жыл бұрын
The “abduct over adopt” line made me laugh my ass off the most
@updated_autopsy_report 2 жыл бұрын
same
@w3ird_gurl638 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr lol
@wilsonweiseng6485 2 жыл бұрын
it's not like penguins have orphangaes
@ramendampfen 3 жыл бұрын
Dude can you do one about Humans i hate those mfs, they have a crazy killcount per year
@vincetan4358 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO, you made my day bruh
@ImagineDroplet 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly tho
@redacted-19 3 жыл бұрын
Tru dat
@arpitdas4263 3 жыл бұрын
Put those hairless fucks in a zoo
@rednebula3503 3 жыл бұрын
The video would be way too long.
@NoCallerID4 Жыл бұрын
“GOD GAVE THEM NIGHT VISIONS AND TOLD THE REST OF THE JUNGLE TO DEAL WIT IT “ 🤣🤣🤣
@Devlin000 Ай бұрын
lol Steve jumping over that fence tryna get away from a cassowary made my day.
@mumujibirb 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine you somehow tame all cassowaries in existence. Train them to attack whoever you point at. I don’t know how much power that gives you
@KBWeeds 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like The Unsullied.
@mumujibirb 3 жыл бұрын
Probably more than the infinity gauntlet.
@teathesilkwing7616 3 жыл бұрын
But then, you suddenly need to point at someone
@mumujibirb 3 жыл бұрын
@@teathesilkwing7616 Just point at your arch rival. Serves them right.
@failedtoloadpleasetryagain1862 3 жыл бұрын
@@mumujibirb what if you get something in your eye so you try to take it out but the cassowary thinks your pointing at yourself
@_wolfisthename1857 3 жыл бұрын
"florda panthers are like santa and black men who dont cheat,they simply do not exist" this had me rolling
@myloki22 3 жыл бұрын
“Like Santa and BLACK MEN WHO CHEAT, they simply do not exist” is how it goes lol
@thepage7135 3 жыл бұрын
@@myloki22 yeah but the way he said it was more true in fact the quote should just be “men who do not cheat”.
@zacharyriley4561 3 жыл бұрын
@@myloki22 Is it a joke about how black guys aren't in committed relationships?
@michaelchamberlain2424 3 жыл бұрын
Had me dead
@_wolfisthename1857 3 жыл бұрын
@@myloki22 lol
@adlaimeade927 3 ай бұрын
At least Cassowaries are 95% shy. I mean, that's the slimmest chance of survival that we have with this bird. ☠️
@HYVEnetwork Жыл бұрын
0:35 I heard Rattata 😂 Ash would have caught nothin but a fade 😂😂
@mr.imperial8721 3 жыл бұрын
"call for the king of the jungle and the Jaguars will pick up the phone "...that is funny and educational...thank you lol
@maniachazbin 2 жыл бұрын
Out of curiosity, we talking inside or outside of Jacksonville?
@voltekthecyborg7898 2 жыл бұрын
@@maniachazbin I think the answer is yes
@mortified776 3 жыл бұрын
"God gave them life and they make it everyone's problem." "Basically the IRS but with teeth and a tail." 😂
@Sinistar8u Жыл бұрын
You always come up the best lines when describing animals! 😂
@notadaytrader Жыл бұрын
Here in the Texas/Oklahoma panhandle, we aren’t scared of the hogs anymore. Now everybody has some sort of side arm or assault rifle, and we just play storing bacon
@andrewgalioto405 Жыл бұрын
He’s so quick with his hilariously intelligent observations and facts. Somebody give this man his own nature show.
@alainlarsen925 Жыл бұрын
Big facts
@StoneyLover93 Жыл бұрын
Ikr
@a1steaksauce669 Жыл бұрын
Seriously nat geo missin out big
@andynonymous6769 Жыл бұрын
I wish he could speak slower so I could absorb the info he's telling me but I get that tiktok has a time limit
@Strype13 Жыл бұрын
While he's certainly great at what he does, speed isn't very relevant when the narration is scripted. Don't tell me you aren't noticing the cuts every 3 seconds.
@thatgamerguy6449 3 жыл бұрын
Steve: Will wrestle crocs Also Steve: Is that a peacock with the highest atk stat of any bird *panics into a stumble*
@npc6817 3 жыл бұрын
The gators didn't have a knife
@outandabout259 3 жыл бұрын
@@npc6817 and you can grab and hold them relatively safely if you know what you are doing
@vcsa681 3 жыл бұрын
@@npc6817 Gators had only one way to kill you
@npc6817 3 жыл бұрын
@@vcsa681 gators also have no beef with humans unlike these murdergeese
@The4Ratts Жыл бұрын
0:56 bro was speaking verbal sign language 😂
@RdcFansLive Жыл бұрын
“They will throw hands right at fish’s dome piece and with 8 arms there’s plenty of hands to go around”😂😂
@Chris-ci8vs 2 жыл бұрын
Australian here. I took a group of German girls up to Northern Queensland and went hiking in a national park. I warned them about cassowaries, and they all made fun of me for being scared of a bird. That night we stayed at a country hotel and met a guy who showed us his scars from where he'd been disemboweled by one. The girls' faces went completely white haha.
@badpiggies988 2 жыл бұрын
Tell them your country (which kicked Japan’s butt in ww2) literally lost a war against another big scary bird species
@Pluto137 2 жыл бұрын
Disemboweled and not dead? :0
@voltekthecyborg7898 2 жыл бұрын
@@Pluto137 Under certain conditions, like no ruptured organs, you can live remarkably long with your guts hanging out, max is 24 hours from what I have heard. However, you still shouldn't take those chances
@Lunam_D._Roger Жыл бұрын
@@voltekthecyborg7898 Yep. Plenty long to get to a hospital under the right conditions, so long as you've a car or can find a nice clearing with some phone signal to call the royal Australian flying doctor service.
@viridiantheforest1037 Жыл бұрын
You'd think that they would trust a local 🤦
@thebonelord9309 3 жыл бұрын
I never thought I would hear a statement of a “oversized, homicidal, jungle goose” in my life, but we are here now lmao.
@sersastark 3 жыл бұрын
That line sent me into a teary eyed laughing fit
@frankchan8203 3 жыл бұрын
That so called goose would make an excellent pet for Arnold Schwarzenegger
@jeremiahthomas9833 3 жыл бұрын
Some of the things he says makes me double take, but it makes sense. Lol
@ShadeScarecrow 3 жыл бұрын
True, it is a very accurate description though xD
@meap6474 3 жыл бұрын
They're just Canadian geese on steroids lol
@shaec3405 Жыл бұрын
The endless description of POSSIBLE DEATH... Lol. Are amazing.
@NyleChyld Жыл бұрын
You had me at "like Santa and Black men who cheat, they simply don't exist." 🤣
@ivanlagayacrus1891 3 жыл бұрын
As a Texan literally everyone I know has broken something on their car to hitting a boar at 60mph and in almost every case the bastard just walked it off and left
@Tokuijin 2 жыл бұрын
Between hitting boar 🐗 or deer 🦌, which is worse?
@ivanlagayacrus1891 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tokuijin boar. Worst a deer can do is puncture a windshield. Boars are smaller but just as heavy if not heavier, so their density means they'll usually buckle crush points in your front end
@TheBeautifulKayla 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen them, thank goodness 😅
@r.j.penfold 2 жыл бұрын
The fact you called it a "bastard" tickled me for some reason...
@Svensk7119 2 жыл бұрын
@person person No. I don't think Texas is really moose country.
@aaronyates3923 3 жыл бұрын
"God gave them night vison, and told the rest if the world to deal with it". I chocked on my ramen.
@paranoidman7928 3 жыл бұрын
of the jungle*
@simoneangeliquemaloney3990 3 жыл бұрын
Are you good???
@SVGPRO Жыл бұрын
“Toyota on life support” 😂
@Master5p Жыл бұрын
5:41 Who else got chills when they saw this?
@kristenbrand8649 3 жыл бұрын
"God gave them life and now they make it everyone's problem" Yoo same
@anonymouscausewhynot 3 жыл бұрын
You're not a problem. You're a nice person, Kristen.
@kristenbrand8649 3 жыл бұрын
@@anonymouscausewhynot ty..
@quill7889 3 жыл бұрын
@@anonymouscausewhynot Wholesome
@anonymouscausewhynot 3 жыл бұрын
@@quill7889 have a nice day!
@quill7889 3 жыл бұрын
@@anonymouscausewhynot You too!
@cujo7600 3 жыл бұрын
Emu's legitimately used basic battle/war tactics to remain alive, I genuinely did not know they were that smart, especially for such relatively small brains!
@renivideht 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, gives the phrase "bird brain" very little credibility. Most birds I know are very precocious, especially chickens.
@rhodanosaurus 2 жыл бұрын
Birds are scarily smart.
@yharleththegrandobserver236 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, if you call "whenever we see them, we run away" battle tactics then sure.
@cujo7600 2 жыл бұрын
@@nothere57 what does any of what you just typed mean?
@CraftyZanTub 2 жыл бұрын
Those little walnuts in Emu heads are very efficient.
@dearestphilander7127 Жыл бұрын
Emus be breakin ankels Black air force energy 💀
@TheGuy02 Жыл бұрын
Here I sit on my porcelain throne, 6:52am, eating Cheerios. Life is good
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