"We thought he was the moghlestor, but he was being miquellested this entire time"
@davidmonroe282217 күн бұрын
I will use this line religiously from now on
@1stKushKage17 күн бұрын
This has to be the most wild shit I’ve heard in awhile
@eagle616117 күн бұрын
Maniquellated
@carterbohren825317 күн бұрын
Mohglested
@myhl17 күн бұрын
william shakespeare shaking in his boots
@blueblixx_17 күн бұрын
lol "scarlet rotussy"
@mistake556817 күн бұрын
Man I love ur vids but I didn’t want spoilers and I got one but it’s not ur fault
@PaublitoJAUNITO12317 күн бұрын
In fairness…it said spoilers
@blackout15synner1417 күн бұрын
It rotted off
@brentpeterson91817 күн бұрын
Ohh nahhh 😂
@trelwilliams500317 күн бұрын
@@mistake5568it said spoilers.
@Zenphoshen7 күн бұрын
We all thought he was the Moghlester, but it turns out he was in fact the Moghlested. We gave him an honorable death in combat. We even get to bring one of his most loyal retainers into the fight against the Golden Hair Twat Waffle.
@bread538417 күн бұрын
Mohg actually won the accusations 😭😭
@user-gj9oe1fx4d17 күн бұрын
"Bro is griffith status" 💀💀💀
@PsychoMoFoGaming17 күн бұрын
Tf does that even mean
@Sermonator900017 күн бұрын
@@PsychoMoFoGamingI'm assuming it's a different way of saying that miquella is essentially just as bad, or worse then Griffith/ being on the same level of evil as him.
@freddysmith22717 күн бұрын
@@PsychoMoFoGamingdo you know Griffith? He probably one of the most vile people in anime
@PsychoMoFoGaming17 күн бұрын
A special thank you to everyone for continuing to respond to me without telling me wtf a griffith is.
@Sermonator900017 күн бұрын
@@PsychoMoFoGaming maybe ask what Griffith is then instead of being vague. Griffith is a character from the popular manga berserk.
@marine47ncaa2517 күн бұрын
That “Mohglester” & “Miquelester” line was pure gold.
@Chefwayurk17 күн бұрын
Comedic genius
@SojuBoy70216 күн бұрын
He didn’t come up with that
@Chefwayurk16 күн бұрын
@@SojuBoy702 first I heard of it
@Marinecorpsbrat16 күн бұрын
@@SojuBoy702 How do you know?
@_aWiseMan16 күн бұрын
@@Marinecorpsbratbecause it's been a joke since the dlc came out
@lilianbieth927517 күн бұрын
Miquella was the most powerful and the most fearful empyreen since the beginning, Mohg was only a part of a biger plan. In the description of a little object we can reed that Miquella has the power to charm everyone. And that's was under our eyes since the begining... Definitly Griffith status acquired...
@Odranoel_Iccugnem16 күн бұрын
Yeah also the NPCs too, she or he (idfk) can cast an spell on you too you literally die simping
@Vaga-Bard15 күн бұрын
Is that what happened to malania, blade of miquella.? She’s never known defeat you know.?
@mannystaucch114714 күн бұрын
No the most powerful was Godwyn
@Odranoel_Iccugnem14 күн бұрын
@@mannystaucch1147 they could’ve showed Goldwyn on DLC
@jagernkk987514 күн бұрын
@@mannystaucch1147Godwyn is not Empyrean he is just a demigod
@TorchTakai13 күн бұрын
Miquella is basically if Griffith and Makima had a baby.
@lordkars397110 күн бұрын
Lmfao
@Civolek8 күн бұрын
Holy shit, you are right
@Zoapman17 күн бұрын
lil twink wanted his half brother so bad and Radahn was like "Nah, I don't swing that way" so he he sent Malenia to Caelid to nuke it😭
@alexgarcia86613 күн бұрын
He really said he was getting his back blown out one way or another "we could do this the easy way or the hard way the choice is yours" type shit
@elnegrouno935213 күн бұрын
@@alexgarcia866💀
@raditreva11 күн бұрын
@@alexgarcia866Radahn got it the hard way😢
@lordkars397110 күн бұрын
@@alexgarcia866fucking wild
@Swemer_Cosmic8 күн бұрын
Malenia was probably also infected by his spell
@BellaFoleey17 күн бұрын
Actually Mohg was not that bad, kidnapping folks aside, he also: 1. Employed omens to be his sanguine nobles 2. Employed tarnished around and outside the lands between to become his faithful knights and bloody fingers, where most of his brethrens shunned, hunted down, or grafted tarnished folks 3. Gave them albinaurics a place to chill 4. Not participating in an open rebellion against the golden order (at least not at the time, but he might be once he's done preparing his military power) 5. Didn't participate in the war of the shattering, sparing his men from demise 6. Guarded the entrance of a much greater threat to the lands between and its inhabitants (three fingers and its frenzied flame overlord), although it was just his illusion
@toastmaster91417 күн бұрын
Not to mention, that one dude was loyal to him. So he must have been pretty cool
@jaypeadieL61117 күн бұрын
What have we done!
@maxfrost532517 күн бұрын
The illusion cast of him as mohg the omen is actually done by morgott
@jaxryz_38017 күн бұрын
im pretty sure the albinaurics ended up there on accident (mistakenly took the portal to Mohg's palace instead of the path to the haligtree) and then were stuck. Definitely not great that they're still stuck there
@Tatertotsareamazing17 күн бұрын
At least Mohg only makes us fight his illusion once. Morgott has two fights where you are fighting an illusion of him.
@someguy204517 күн бұрын
If you tryna go for the Scarlett Rottussy dont forget the mushroom armor or get 100 crimson tears 100 of them is equal to 2 hours of the sexy time🤤
@HiImBeans15 күн бұрын
I need literally, a quarter of one mushroom.
@Vaga-Bard15 күн бұрын
Nope. No armor, just the kindred of rot exaltation. That’s all.
@Selvokaz14 күн бұрын
Malenia is over 8ft tall, the sexy time isn't going to be as ego-boosting as you think.
@Zeke146013 күн бұрын
Or just do it at a site of grace. Infinite respawns with a refreshed body so you can go as many times as you want.
@Zeke146013 күн бұрын
@@Selvokazego boosting? Tf? Who says we can’t just be into tall women?
@Shiwadaniprivate17 күн бұрын
I heared about moghvictim but miquellested is the new word for their relationship
@JonesE971417 күн бұрын
Scarlet Rotussy is craaazzy 😂😂😂
@yoyobones445917 күн бұрын
I lost it when he said that lmao
@robertjones41817 күн бұрын
I need it gang I keep them boluses on me
@Ayrus17117 күн бұрын
i mean flame be cleansing me
@TheSOGchronicles16 күн бұрын
@@robertjones418with a faith build you can last for as long as you need with the right spells and the new blessed blue talisman for infinite magic
@shiddlestick17 күн бұрын
“Please, if you’re going after the rotussy at least take some preserving boluses” “Don’t worry. I wont last long enough to proc scarlet rot anyways”
@Firek_swordsman17 күн бұрын
This is on a whole new level😂
@RustedBuddy519217 күн бұрын
@@Firek_swordsman A new...... RL even?
@mr.brightside266517 күн бұрын
Bro Mohg and Miquella are literally the definition of don't judge a book by its cover
@sneaky514114 күн бұрын
"we could defeat consort radahn-" let me stop you right there.
@aiyayayagenshin60988 күн бұрын
We finally did it just yesterday... It took 3 of us though since none of us ever used Great Spears before (so we absolutely sucked with it). But we gave Miquella triple the thrusting action with Mohgs spear
@sneaky51418 күн бұрын
@@aiyayayagenshin6098 😭😭😭oh my god
@TerminalChillness97517 күн бұрын
Wait wait wait. I think we need to add let me solo her into this conversation 😂
@toastmaster91417 күн бұрын
He's not gonna say anything
@ThePhOeNiX8617 күн бұрын
He already solod her...
@Niuel17 күн бұрын
He is currently Let me Solo him 😂 Giving Messmer Nightmares
@TeoTezzion10 күн бұрын
It's a nice nod that one of the best cheese strats for PC Radahn is hiding behind a shield poking with Mohgs Trident 😂
@Korazonii_me11 күн бұрын
Turns out Miquella wasn't so kind
@man_ham_aslume48417 күн бұрын
Mohg was the Mohglested all along...we need to call Chris Hansen
@v1legend89617 күн бұрын
Nah bro he was bein miquellested
@vinegardoppiovolo300417 күн бұрын
Are you stupid?
@Oathbreaker31417 күн бұрын
Miquella the freaky 💀
@hassangames913417 күн бұрын
Bro was trying to be like his mom and failed
@Cyloss8717 күн бұрын
Freakquella
@yulfine168817 күн бұрын
@hassangames9134 more so right the wrongs of his mother by using his power and manipulation to do so..
@jondandavekinanahan748816 күн бұрын
"Miquella the stinky" *THUNDER*
@JoseGreen-je2gu15 күн бұрын
⚔️😩
@Randomsalamander17 күн бұрын
Mohg beat the allegations
@wormwoodmain667717 күн бұрын
"I feel so bad for him" Meanwhile the palace full of the blood of his enemies intended for resurrecting his dynasty: 💀
@funnyvalentine667016 күн бұрын
We dont know how long since the shattering has been since Miquella could have been charming mohg for years
@wormwoodmain667716 күн бұрын
@@funnyvalentine6670 Mogh served the formless mother before he served Miquella. The formless mother is an outer god who turns blood into power. That's why there are a lot of blood related items, it's a whole thing, it didn't just "appear" out of nowhere due to miquellas charm. It does appear that Mogh increased the amount of blood the surgeons were collecting in an attempt to raise Miquella to godhood but the blood thing wasn't miquellas idea. It's the only way Mogh knows how to get more power due to his connection to the formless mother. The time frame for Mogh charm seems to be somewhere after he met the formless mother underground and before his disappearance from the haligtree.
@mrfrost621113 күн бұрын
@@wormwoodmain6677let's be fair here we don't know how long he was charmed so we have no idea how bad his blood stuff was, for example miquella used blood to make his haligtree, and to my knowledge their is no direct Info saying they wanted him ti be genocidal or even attack others, only that she granted him power via his cursed blood This isn't to say their is no chance he was at all abit bad, but it is to be fair and say we have alot of possibilities to consider
@Dominated00111 күн бұрын
@@wormwoodmain6677the formless mother turns her own blood into power, just that there are some madmen who bleed themselves instead of bleeding their goddess
@thelonelystankmuncher887917 күн бұрын
Bro won the court and beat the allegations
@user-px7tg8bb2y17 күн бұрын
THE MIQUELLESTER
@clov3whuz15 күн бұрын
“That Scarlett rottussy got me *ACtin’ UP* “same bro. Same
@Turbo_blast_into_oblivion5 күн бұрын
Bro i keep laughing ny ass off cuz of the ending😂, great job man
@doncrab959417 күн бұрын
Mohg went from Mohglester to Mohglested
@Blaidd117 күн бұрын
My Boy Radahn Couldn't Catch A Break Anymore We All Owe Mohg More Than An Apology Man I Feel So Bad For Radahn And Mohgwyn
@mackenzie_ish17 күн бұрын
from my understanding radahn had already promised to be miquella's consort even before miquella decided to become a god. they genuinely did love each other at some point in time, it's only sad that miquella went insane. I mean, if you look at miquella's character model, he's wearing a wedding ring. he wanted to make a new world and radahn was the only person he wanted to bring with him, same as ranni does with you as her consort.
@quinacles17 күн бұрын
@@mackenzie_ish So radahn is gay? Cool.
@toastmaster91417 күн бұрын
@quinacles kinda. But, Miquella has this Marika/Radagon thing going on. So he can turn into a girl. I think the main takeaway is that radahn is into twinks.
@normanbestboi911717 күн бұрын
Consort doesnt always have intimate implications.@@quinacles
@nameless-630017 күн бұрын
@@mackenzie_ish nah he became a she
@mainshowdown17 күн бұрын
I'm so sorry for you Mohgwyn 😭🙏 Prayers from Limgrave
@Mohgwyn_16 күн бұрын
Thank you
@Flexsieum17 күн бұрын
I mean he ain't wrong👀
@kitsuneking696917 күн бұрын
I was actually really into Miquella and his lore before the DLC dropped. It seems anyone trying to become a god has to become a devil too.
@jare206717 күн бұрын
he still kinda bad tho
@smojjoe873317 күн бұрын
@@jare2067 absolute madness
@axelkabob17 күн бұрын
@@jare2067:Everyone will remember that
@shadowwhistle6917 күн бұрын
@@jare2067miquella is manipulating people from beyond the grave it seems
@trashtalker883717 күн бұрын
@@jare2067Are you sure because its not a sh- wait a Sec..
@user-vv6ew3ro1q17 күн бұрын
ROTUSSSYYY??!!! bro TRULY maidenless
@lucianomeijer232417 күн бұрын
I don't even wanna imagine how that "rottussy" looks 😅
@Lotuswalker14 күн бұрын
I gotta say, that dude knows what he's talking about. That scarlet rottussy is the finest in all of the lands between !
@azle931117 күн бұрын
Me over here trying to avoid spoilers Him:
@bobbytrillionaire17 күн бұрын
Apparently you can’t read bc it says spoilers clearly
@darknesswave10017 күн бұрын
Clearly says spoilers at the top of the video genius
@azle931116 күн бұрын
@@darknesswave100 clearly I wasn’t paying attention 😭
@shinypooka17 күн бұрын
Mohglester, Lord of Periods
@ghostytoasty697617 күн бұрын
Formless mother just a freaky god who likes bleeding
@warlocksunited2e58017 күн бұрын
Welp, just had the DLC spoiled for me in one scroll💀😭
@Goku_black47himself17 күн бұрын
" ayo what " got me dieing on the ground 😂😂😂
@deadlydops17 күн бұрын
Guy at the end was wilding
@undrpaid16 күн бұрын
No no, let him cook
@kobeluyten446017 күн бұрын
I love how he goes to explaining how elding ring dlc is not overpriced to 'mohglester'
@samuraitadpole545917 күн бұрын
Tbf that second one is very important
@TTTRUSTY17 күн бұрын
“Scarlet rotussy” yeah ok, bro’s hungry for crabs and yeast
@randomskeleton17 күн бұрын
Bro is wildin' 💀
@frannymak17 күн бұрын
Damn i read the word "spoilers" and it still didn't click that there were going to be spoilers
@BurntBread0117 күн бұрын
so, seeing the title as mohg and miquella explained as well as the spoiler tag and 7 seconds before it even got into spoiler territory was not enough?
@frannymak17 күн бұрын
@@BurntBread01 yup
@BurntBread0117 күн бұрын
@@frannymak fair enough
@lumanson2116 күн бұрын
I was scrolling, didn't see the title
@Ziru0Gaming17 күн бұрын
Miquella is Griffith if he succeeded controlling guts and achieving his godhood.
@Arc.Knight17 күн бұрын
MIQUELLESTED 😂😂😂
@wvykaine615717 күн бұрын
Miquela really pulled a reverse uno on a mohglestation
@user-em9ij4rv6d17 күн бұрын
Came into this thinking it was about the Mohglester, because I ignored the spoilers for DLC and then I come here to learn that it's actually the Miquellester Still like the Scarlet Rottussy if you know what I mean
@Bobtaitan17 күн бұрын
Nah bro is losing it
@ProjectIceman15 күн бұрын
"Im mean we were thinking it, but he said it-"
@bearimpaler10117 күн бұрын
"Ayo what?!" Lol
@JohnWinters72917 күн бұрын
Fuck, my brain skipped the spoiler thing and now my year is ruined 😢
@AlejandroMartinez-fw3gt15 күн бұрын
Feel awful Mogh: yea sure dude..
@LackOfDeer6942015 күн бұрын
“Tell me… is it tight? Is it… scarlet?” - me
@SproTheGuy17 күн бұрын
THE GLAZE AT THE LAST PART💀
@snralberto45317 күн бұрын
Omen live matters is going to be a thing now 😂
@JosukeHigashikata-Shoeske9 күн бұрын
LOL, do people forget that Mohg is still an insane demi-god-murderer?!
@The2bros-qj4cf12 күн бұрын
We need a CURSE YOU BAYLE short
@andrewrukujzo510217 күн бұрын
Love that I got spoiled before I could even read the word spoilers, gotta love the internet.
@9jayman017 күн бұрын
Kinda on you for actively browsing during a hyped event... you give it a month and return.
@darknesswave10017 күн бұрын
The first part says I feel so bad for Mohg and that took 3 seconds. You couldn't read the top part of the video in that amount of time? Skill issue I guess
@crusaderfigures785117 күн бұрын
To make it worse Miquella wanted to use his power to force everyone into peace which would have allowed the greater will to control the entirety of the lands between
@Samson-nl4pv17 күн бұрын
He dint know he make the same mistake as maridagon did
@andrashajdu872615 күн бұрын
Things escalated quickly 😂
@The_Lord_Vader17 күн бұрын
Bro did it…bro beat the allegations
@lele_lokal250717 күн бұрын
Bro is free from the allegations
@j.madelozo822217 күн бұрын
And he probably controlled Malenia too and sent her to fight Radahn in Caelid so Miquella could acquire his soul as his consort. This means Miquella isn't only responsible for Mohg's demise, but also Radahn and Caelid becoming a hell hole.
@Samson-nl4pv17 күн бұрын
He dint control malenia if he only asked her to fight radahn. If he did control malenia. Malenia would be in the dlc too bc she knew where miquella is. But she dint know
@j.madelozo822217 күн бұрын
@@Samson-nl4pv The word 'used' may be a more appropriate term than 'control'. In any case, even without being mind-controlled, Miquella used his sister to get what he wants, that is, to make Radahn his consort/lord by killing him and taking his soul (apparently, Miquella marched with Malenia to fight Radahn as per Freyja's words). With Malenia's rot guaranteeing Radahn's eventual demise, Miquella started the next phase of his plan and cocooned himself. At some point, he bewitched Mohg into stealing the cocoon to conduct blood magic experiments on it (Malenia was still asleep at this point). And this is how Miquella gained access Shadow Realm to follow Marika's footstep in becoming a god. It's basically his plan B for ascending to godhood after his plan A (Haligtree) failed.
@Messmer-The-lmpaler14 күн бұрын
“I did nothing wrong”
@snooflz920517 күн бұрын
Have fun applying for a job buddy Digital footprint moment
@7-11bomber17 күн бұрын
Scarlet rotussy 👇
@lordofmusic420717 күн бұрын
Something I’ve kinda just realised… miquella now has spectral arms… which are seen during the phase transition… Think there might be a connection to ranni there? Both were close to becoming (one succeeding) in bringing about a new age and both discarding parts of themselves to do so…
@xx_rai510_xx317 күн бұрын
Maybe it’s a thing related to specific emperyans that reach god status. Miquella did eventually end up becoming a full on god after going through that gate at the end of the dlc
@ioreas488917 күн бұрын
Maybe they took some inspiration from Chaturbhuja? (The Hindu iconographic concept of symbolizing divinity and power through depictions of four arms)
@n2k97017 күн бұрын
@@ioreas4889That’s what I thought of as well
@mmyr8ado.36017 күн бұрын
No one's gonna point out the missing hand during that cutscene?
@Tatertotsareamazing17 күн бұрын
Yea. I think it might be the discarding part that makes the two related.
@theidiotofdarksouls581517 күн бұрын
Miquella the moghlested is now Miquella the tickla
@AchilloTheStalker16 күн бұрын
He stole my "Miquellested" joke😭
@tempest874617 күн бұрын
Technically Mohg already would've had the intention to kidnap him(quite literally) before Miquella charmed him. Although him falling in love might’ve been Miquella's doing but it did seem as though he already had the intention of using Miquella. Miquella merely took advantage of the opportunity since Radhan had just been affected by Malenia's scarlet rot and unless there's an item description explaining how Miquella big brained all of this then this is the most likely event to have had happened.
@v1legend89617 күн бұрын
Or maybe mohg went to fight malenia but malenia wasnt there and then miquella put a spell on him
@tempest874617 күн бұрын
@@v1legend896 The only problem is that Mohg did it when Malenia was too busy going out on an all out war with Radhan and it was quite known since it wasnt just them fighting but their soilders. I can't really imagine Mohg didn't hear about it especially since he went out of his way to infiltrate and to kill the very few soilders whom remained purely because he didn't want anyone alive to see him so that people couldn't find out who stole Miquella.
@darknesswave10017 күн бұрын
A consort doesn't necessarily mean they're in love with them. It could just mean a companion
@v1legend89617 күн бұрын
@@tempest8746 maybe he didnt hear about it but cant protect him
@Vaga-Bard15 күн бұрын
But, radahn was promised consort and his sister went to kill radahn. Did miquella charm malania, blade of miquella and have her chase radahn across the world? When was he promised that?
@henrynewgate901917 күн бұрын
There is no wrong time for some Scarlet Rotussy simping
@fazzbrazz995717 күн бұрын
There’s always that one person with video game crushes
@Scarsy_Edits5 күн бұрын
“Scarlet rotussy” is wild man 😂
@probarteknawofficialpl513517 күн бұрын
We must admit that Malenia is bad af, most Elden Ring fans would allow her to use her "special dance" on their swords
@ashen938117 күн бұрын
Jesus christ, man, a more apparent spoiler alert would've been cool.
@Ashe00716 күн бұрын
Bro let the last voice cook
@skellyboi81817 күн бұрын
The rottusy is crazy😭
@lilknux164617 күн бұрын
Where that "Ayo" coming from? Bro spitting facts 😤
@GlitchedMuse16 күн бұрын
Never say those last seven words in that order again, please.
@mosesbrown3375 күн бұрын
“Scarlett rotussy” got me rolling 😂😂
@sammacin408216 күн бұрын
Sleeping on that miquellusy
@ayashinightcore828216 күн бұрын
Skimping for malenia is simply the cycle of elden ring conversations
@eiraeirazchsen14 күн бұрын
Someone say Griffith..... GrifFITH.... *GGGRRRIIIIIIIFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH!!!!!!!*
@TastyGamingQc12 күн бұрын
Miquella going for any muscle boy in sight
@declan20514 күн бұрын
"Miquella is mine and mine alone"😢
@Fyre1917 күн бұрын
that brain rot got him down bad
@nezerac1316 күн бұрын
Nothing gonna turn me away from my shota prince
@andrenon113916 күн бұрын
He just tickling her left arm😂😂😂
@Mahact_King16 күн бұрын
Both mohg and morgott have really tragic stories
@NidhanGill-ip3pt5 күн бұрын
We thought he was the moghlester but in reality he was the moghlested
@thematrix__917016 күн бұрын
Something's rising and it aint the tarnished
@thelettertwelve57892 күн бұрын
We all thought mogh was the certified boy lover, but in reality he was under the certified lover boys control☹️
@xgamerx649617 күн бұрын
I wish there is an ending where you can break miquella’s charm of mohg then mohg accompanies us to the boss fight
@mattholland739517 күн бұрын
didn’t realize i was abt to run into spoilers
@gufful357317 күн бұрын
The SCUSSY THO
@coltenpersons546616 күн бұрын
I'm glad the text said spoilers approximately two seconds before he spoiled stuff
@smolryan988616 күн бұрын
Missed opportunity to call it "Scarlet Crotch"
@SkellyGamingKing-yw1vy2 күн бұрын
Nah bro the girl that gives us the horse is more caked up