The best gangsters are fucking psychotic

yeah its like when a guy starts laughing in a fight, you better carry your keister someplace else

Jesus won because he knew how to play Front Hand Back Hand

​​@@ogladaczr.t.3168its actually way more impressive than laughing during a fight, and way scarier There are no records of Jesus laughing btw, you can quote me on that

I choose fronthand this time -Jesus

CONSEQUENCES

haahaaaa........ man you just made me laugh real hard .......nice one

Imagine Leprosy being the name of another pimp

LOL

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

Yeah the 2nd amendment in.. 1689

No Gala-Leeroy I am staying here with Geeez-us

She’s really cute too

Micaela watkins 😍

Why is she saying Geez-us like that. Is that a reference to a movie or something

​@@promer4690 it's not that deep bro😂

i laughed so hard!

Wachyall havin?

Fo shoe mah brotha 😂

@@presidentof69 best portrait ever

This guy and the landlord are my favourite. Just outstanding.

:D

You mean "such a god line" sorry I can't help it

I always burst out laughing when these nuts are on your chin.

lol asian jesus

@@MobKnowledge ahahhaah stop i cant-izz nuts on your face fool

Lmao

And why did Mary sound like Meegan? No! LOL

@@MyFanKZfaqChannel haha

I’m loling all alone

i believe it was G-Sus

G-SUS

Yes

I came here to say the same thing.

My favorite part

Sub teacher picked it up from his grandpa who served in WW2 and who heard it from a Nazi SS officer 😂

Oh wow I didn’t even catch that! Lol that’s hilarious 😂

Fr

Average Ohio Resident comment

Bro your name , if you wanna talk about something then I'm here

Lol!

THATS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!

That's the best one. Really thinking about anyone else that spoke after King and how horrifying that must have felt.

@@tokivikerness8863 he spoke last i think.

Lol

Lol

Lol

Lol

There is not any game such as Fronthand and Backhand

Wait seriously

@@cellblocknine5385 Yes, of course. Read a book man.

Lol kzfaq.info/get/bejne/g5ipZJN7nbfFfKs.html

You deserve best comment sir 😂

@@glennwatson3313 lmmfao 🤣🤣😂

I was not prepared for any part of that skit, WAY too funny

The cost of slaves varied significantly depending on various factors such as location, time period, skills, and age. In the United States before the Civil War, slave prices generally increased over time due to a rise in demand, particularly in the southern states where slaves were used primarily for agricultural labor. By the mid-19th century, an average adult male field hand in the southern United States could cost anywhere from $800 to $1,500, equivalent to around $25,000 to $50,000 in today's dollars when adjusted for inflation. Skilled slaves, such as carpenters or blacksmiths, could be even more expensive.

Who said she wasn’t .

Her courage is certainly legendary. Had the whites caught her, she would of been executed for sure.

@@jeb284 dun dun dun!

She murdered babies by smothering them to keep them from crying

In all 30,000 slaves fled to Canada, many with the help of the underground railroad - a secret network of free blacks and white sympathizers who helped runaways. Canada was viewed as a safe haven, where a black person could be free.

These nuts started to grow on the sides of your chin.

@@MobKnowledge oh is that what those are? I thought they were just a couple of skin tags lmao. #SmallBawls

@@TheFrogInYourClosetWatchingYou chicken bawls

@@MobKnowledge These nuts started too grow a mustache on your chin

Lol same

cant a brother get on lot A? lmfao

Reverse psychology

"My question is how'd they catch him " he got a point tho

😂😂

real talk tho, i\d watch a movie where someone in full tactical gear and a rifle goes against knights or something

I was upset the subtitle got it wrong lol

@@AlightingOnAir somebody don't hear well at first

@@AlightingOnAir Not their only mistake.

No it actually came first from the very first “Substitute Teacher” sketch on K&P. This was a callback.

@@TalentCaldwell I mean historically 😂

That might actually be Canon. I thought I remember her being mentioned in a file.

@@blademaker9843 i remember that from ac3

That would be an amazing fucking game

@@miketrujillo3677 She did lead troops into battle during the Civil War.

@@Quinntus79 damn I just googled that, shes the og

Well obviously not, as they'd jeopardize the mission.

Snitches up end in ditches

…what. I’d love to see a source on that, I have never heard anything like that.

Snitches get bullet holes

@@jc3mthat’s well documented facts she would kill ppl who tried to go back because they would’ve told and put the yt ppl on to where the route to freedom was

God it's like wikipedia.

Here I go again as well

Same!

Same here 💯

Always end up here

Lmao

proceeds to do a backflip

Forget this I'm going back

Every film does it they record a few seconds or mins before filming it and edit in the background so it consists of the same sound in the back

People just don't use "churlish" enough

Chappelle graduated to next level and there ain't much K&P can do to overtake that - but I dig their flicks

@@captured_agent5714 he's not even comparable to them. They're on parallel levels. But if we're going to choose, it's definitely Key and Peele. They're funnier.

@@aAQEeprov you must be 9 years old

@@aAQEeprov smh

@@aAQEeprov you are crazy. K&P are entertaining but I could watch certain episodes and not laugh once. They have like Maybe 5 really good skits in my opinion. Where the chappele show had at least 1 great skit an episode. There isn't many I didn't like or at least laugh at the first time I saw it. Many skits still make me laugh after countless views on KZfaq through the years. The lost episodes did suck besides the Tupac song in the club skit. But, their second season was on fire like nothing else. I felt history being made watching the chappele show. And it was being made for skit comedy. I still remember where I was, what I was doing, what I was talking about with my then girlfriend, and what time it was the first time wayne brady threatened to choke a bit on Chappele Show... Same thing for the black white supremist skit. I remember that as well as I do nine eleven. No other show or movie has ever struck me like that before. In fact the only people I've heard say anything is better than the chappele show are just young. Too young to have watched it when it came out. You must be basing your opinion on a few KZfaq skits that you saw. I've seen every episode 3 to over 10 times. Still laughing. Not to say K&P was bad by any standards. It was good. Not great like chappele show. K&P would not have even aired without Chappele. I gaurantee it. Comedy Central seen a skit show that slightly reminded them of Chappele and it got aired. Gaurantee it. Cash cow is what they hoped. And I'm sure K&P got good ratings then. But, it didn't live up to chappele show like comedy central hoped. Still though, they did good and made Comedy Central good money.

Life*

*be

@@quartino_ I also spelt life wrong and forgot ‘the’ before money.

Lmao ew

*the

"Thats not full auto, this is"

@@markyquindoza1792 that's not full auto? dayum bro, ok

@@vyrnius eyy nooice

We still watch... that's why

Why wouldn’t they, they can make TONS of $$! Wtf….why would anyone pass that up? What you think they do it …..just for the love?!? 🤣😂🤣😂🙄

I think he's saying churlish, which means rude.

@@DanielODonnellProAwe he is

Mr Garvey

Wasn’t a general, pretty sure it’s a lieutenant colonel judging by the insignia

Yeah…no.

I’ve been scrolling down for 5 minutes looking for somebody to mention this. I loved the skit, but it’s driving me crazy that people are so history-challenged.

Literally been looking for someone to call out the editor for that typo lol Plenty have been talking about the apparently advanced weapons available when the amendment was actually signed but didn’t care the date was a century off

The other slave owners don’t know the alphabet….only know the letter a lol

How is it a parallel to the corporate world?

@Black Queen yeah, I’m not challenging him, I’m just asking out of interest.

@@paddywall8531 in the Corporate world people fight in a similar way to get a certain position. The parallel is especially shown near the end of the auction when the shorter guy gets picked over the both of them and they start listing all of their strengths. In the corporate world, when someone gets picked over you sometimes in your mind they don't have the capability to do the job, and a lot of the times they really don't have the same capability to do the job as you do. Which is what they were trying to point out. Also, the part where their both listing their strengths, that's what a lot of people who are interviewed tend to do so they can get the job. That's just my take on it but I could be wrong. And I hope I wrote it in a way that it makes sense, cause I'm not very good at structuring my sentences properly.

​@@fairyblu6929 i think there's a deeper layer to that. It's like how people say they don't want to be exploited by capitalists, but at the end of the day if jobs are limited, overtime they forget about protecting against poor working condition and instead start focusing on competing against each other to get the job. Of course, this is following what John says in his comments. I think this skit's main point is people's strong desire to feel superior to others or to get recognized by others. Even when they are slaves, they want to be "better" slaves.

I don’t like the 2nd amendment stuff I support us all having the right to have arm’s against anyone who comes against me. That includes this weak government.

@@scottinnh88 You know bearing arms made sense back when everyone had muskets and shit. The government is nowhere as weak as it used to be. Also I'd like to hear your opinion on the shootings lol

​@@scottinnh88as correct as civilian arms is the government is not weak it is very strong and ruled by both parties at the same time in the name of the wealthy

Pimpin' ain't A.D.

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Yep. The notion that they were noble wisemen and not just politicians with the same narcissistic and sociopathic traits today's politicians have, is stupid. Those idiots didn't even think non-whites were full human beings or that women should be allowed to vote.

@@jakestroll6518 First off nothing narcissistic or sociopathic about their achievements. Second if you were a part of their time, you would think just like them. There's a reason people use the term "product of their time". They weren't idiots, they were actually intelligent, clever, and some even near genius noblemen. Todays politicians do not have the hardships nor drive or fight that these Founding fathers had. Putting their necks out to possibly die for a cause they believed in. No politician today does that. So don't compare men who risked it all, to some cheeto haired billionaire, Thank you. A revolution always starts off with great intentions and ideas. But once they win and are in power, slowly overtime the country changes into something else. The world was a messed up place, and it is foolish to judge history based on our current world views. And don't mention atrocities, because that's an obvious comeback... If you were to be immature enough to make one.

@@1.cavesprings529 No child. Let me explain it better. George Washington, Roosevelt, John Hancock, Alexander Hamilton, were very noble men. Good men. Their entire life reflected that. Thomas Jefferson was a narcissist that stole ideas. Abraham Lincoln was the every man, but has the hype due to the situation he was in. You have a juvenile understanding of the founding fathers. You like to see the negative, because of your views. I like to share the facts and correct inaccurate statements, just because it's pushed by some political bias. Also product of their time, ring any bells to you? That's a thing. This was over 200 years ago. The times were very different then, so don't judge by a modern lense. It doesn't work that way. By your logic, no one was good before 1776. Standards were entirely different and not comparable.

@@1.cavesprings529 I didn't say he did. I'm saying those men were noble. And no you aren't right, except for the fact that Roosevelt didn't sign the constitution. However, neither did Abraham Lincoln and he's a founding father. Your point was... not what we were talking about and you actually would have lost the debate if this was one. My points still stand and you couldn't counter them. Because you understand that standards change over time. And I didn't say I like them, I said your claims are false. I don't have to like something to talk about the facts. That would be closer to confirmation bias, which is what you were displaying.

@@1.cavesprings529 That's not an argument or a valid comeback. That's you denying anything I say, because you don't want to believe anything that isn't your world view. Your world view isn't the only view nor is it the correct view. It's ok to know you're wrong about certain topics, you previously thought otherwise. Again, confirmation bias

Yeah . Like Jesus said , if anyone slaps you on the cheek then let him or her hit the other one

Ikr?😆

Skit aside, she really freaking was. I was reading about her recently and she was probably one of the most impressive people in history. Her skill at leading people out of slavery was legendary for sure. She never lost anyone, and was so crafty and intelligence that no on caught on. She even used disguises and the like to avoid notice. During the civil war she first served as a nurse, including for people with smallpox, but somehow never caught it. After that she became a scout and advisor for the union army and participated in at least one armed raid that rescued hundreds of enslaved people. In her later life she became an influential activist for women's suffrage as well. She was a badass.

im going to read more about this lady, 🇯🇲🇬🇧🙏

She's a hero and a legend 😊

​@@Caelinusisn't there any movie made based on her? That might be interesting to watch

I forget if the character has a name, but have you ever seen him do that fancy guy with the mustache and the slick backed hair? He does the little "ohhoHO" head shake so many times as that guy lmaooo

@@samh.4934 haha yeah man I know exactly what your talking about, there needs to be a compilation haha 🤣

@@samh.4934 The Intercontinental breakfast skit

@@C_AZ_P I can also name one more, the part where he got shot in the Retired Military Veteran skit

@@samchen9951 🤣 one of my favorites

U get it

That’s not what it means

Crazy is crazy,

If somebody says something's not gangsta it's because theyre terrified of it. Everything's gangsta like that

From personal experience it doesn't work, you're gonna have to hit the other guy eventually

They owned full autos back then

Look up the puckle gun bro

@@boazfarren-greenwood9048 Think there was others to.. I think

@@akimbofurry2179 oh I'm sure

Youre in for a treat. I binged most of them.

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@@lawrencepatrick2486 Boycott Craig Matthew Engle ! aren't fox law! 13:11

I feel sorry for you... please 🙏 don't learn history from key&peel

@@sergeyalekseev7942 it's a joke.

@@langa8893 it sure is

100% this!

Mel Brooks, too.

Yes

She

i dont get it. can you explain?

IYKYK 💛

He had the character down as it should be. Peaceful yet mildly disappointed in everybody.

Underrated comment!

We know that though

When I was I poor kid day camp one year we played dodgeball and I got to pick for my team this time. I picked all my cousins and little friends first, and all the big mean counselors and older cool kids ended up stacked on the other side. My cousin was calling me stupid for picking a trash team. Anyway, we won.