So speaking like a middle school girl is now considered quote of the century worthy?

I don’t know… Bridge has 6 letters So does the word Russia Remove I letter china! Think about it…

who cares

​@@anuragchakraborty8766 🥱 Not getting enough attention at home, are we...?

@@lena-mariaglouis-charles7036 I can’t tell your gender so I’m a little lost for words here

@@anuragchakraborty8766 Must be rough having only two braincells that are constantly fighting one another... I sincerely pity You.

@@lena-mariaglouis-charles7036 still doesn’t answer my question

😂😂😂

Blame the corporate overlords at max/HBO. They keep cutting or delaying content posted to KZfaq to push max subscriptions

Baaahahahaaa 🎉

MTG does exactly what she's paid to do: Distract the public from actual conspiracies by acting like a clown.

True, but they know that dust still won’t ever shut the ffff up.

@@alnotterbot5590 It would spew her nasally screeching whiny face everywhere. All wildlife and humans would start hurting themselves trying to make it stop.

What do the jews have against Magic The Gathering?

No, not really. It's not like we paid for this.

I don't feel insulted, because I don't feel entitled.

Yeah, the monologue is funny, and some of the foolish extras . I cringe at the right wingism (which was skillfully concealed during the anti trump period 2016 to 2020 election)

@@scarpfish LOL paying for this crap HAHAHAHA

In otherwords, you'll be back to bitch about it again. I sure wish you guys had put in this sort of effort when they decided to put Thursday night NFL games on Amazon Prime.

Same thing that happened to John Oliver's main segment being available on Monday morning. HBO, err, Max wants you to pay to play.

People who paid got to see it I pay less than $10 a month for max I watch every Friday not to mention the other things I get to watch

You know what would be nice? If you malcontents who have to bitch about the audience in the comments every damned episode would take a week off to go touch some damned grass, perhaps the THC containing variety.

The audience applauds at each joke. No laughs. Just applause.

And lapdogs they are.

He gets clapter, and he relies on it, same with John Oliver

@joebarr725 You're right. Wasn't the point of creating New Rules to make people laugh? I've given up trying to understand audiences anymore.

She is an inevitable part of life. America is never dull. As an optimist, she is American entertainment; America’s clown. People love circuses. But I don’t want to live at the circus!

"MTG is the missing link." Between sanity and insanity ?

@@edwardlulofs444 "... she is American entertainment; America’s clown ...." Except that MTG is not a circus and not entertainment; she is a very dangerous creature and, like 'little donnie', must be 'stopped'. One thing that America has 'forgotten' over the last 50+ years is that 'free speech' is not without limits !!! And America is letting its own 'unbridled' freedoms destroy itself ! Sad.

Sadly, she’s not missing 😢

@@jimpalmer792 no, between human and humanity. She is human but Where is the humanity?

Plot twist: You'll be back next week to bitch about it again.

That initial sentence seems malodorously judgemental..

Guess you should go investigate then. It's not like harbor control logs and over the air communications aren't recorded.

If anything, I would look at whatever companies constructed or maintain the boat... you'll probably find a lot of Boeing-style cost slashing and disregard of regulations. This is also a huge problem in the train industry. Wouldn't be surprised to see it for ships.

Cause by power failure; the steering and control of the ship is all reliant on the ships power systems, when they loss power they lost all control. They have yet to disclose what caused the power failure, but I can see recommendations coming from the investigation to improve cargo ships and try and avoid something similar happening again.

My guess is this was a distraction or some kind of 5D chess psyop.

It's shrinkflation. Thanks Obama. 🤣

@@Littenxo Do you understand sarcasm if it hits you in the face with a sledgehammer? No? Maybe find a therapist and talk to him about it.

@@dasstigma Do you understand you right wing trolls need some new material? Don't go see a therapist for that. Just go play Frogger on a busy freeway during rush hour. Physics will take it from there.

@@scarpfish 🤦🏼‍♂ My condolences for being you. Maybe get your head out of your ass, stop with the tribalism and try to think for a second. Oh, and learn some flags.

A max/HBO money grab to boost max subs. It’s not working

Exactly what the conspirator would say…….🧐

@@sloth9669 Best response ever

@@sloth9669 you proved my point.

It’s a psyop. 4D or even 5D chess

if u only understood duh vinki code u'd get it

Is she investigator now? Only for waterways or does her work include Boeing? 😂

If it was intentional why would the crew of the ship notify the authorities to get traffic off the bridge? Anyone who's watched the video can clearly see the ship was having issues up to four minutes before it hit the bridge. Some of you who have to make a conspiracy out of everything need to realize we once had this popular saying called "sh1t happens", and the thing is, it does happen, quite often. Ships also hit bridges in China and Argentina in the last month. Last year when the conspiracy celebre was train derailments and you were all asking "why are all these trains suddenly derailing?", you were ignoring the long known, easily researched fact that we have on average, 3-4 train derailments in this country EVERY DAY. Now, do you perhaps see why we reasoned folk are getting tired of your shit? Which like all the other shit, happens way too often.

What was on the 2 minutes of missing data?

@@scarpfish You're right, shit does happen, but your argument against this being intentional is flawed. Could it be an accident, based on the reports we've gotten so far, sure. But I work in the maritime industry, and quite a few things don't line up. Now if this was intentional, it can go one of two ways. You can make it known this was an actual attack, but the timing and warning leading up to it would be stupid. Or, it could be intentional but you want to make it look like an accident to avoid suspicion. Now the report of contaminated fuel leading to engine loss, while on it's face sounds plausible, but then factor how much fuel a cargo ship carries, and how much contamination would be required for the engines, all of them, and their back-ups, to completely malfunction and ceases operation. There's other aspects of it's speed, the current at the time, time/distance to go from whatever speed it was at to a full stop, etc that are still unknowns, but we should have had answers within 1 day as it's all basic math (and all those values should be known at the time of operation, just like pilots before take-off of a plane). If this was truly an accident, we'd have 90% of the facts pretty quickly, with the analysis of that information taking longer to figure out exactly what happened. This is what leads to conspiracy theories, the lack of basic information that should be known but is withheld, politicians (on both sides) making their own assessments without having even remotely enough information to do so (even if only preliminary), other politicians deflecting from talking about it and trying to shift focus elsewhere, and anyone who asks legitimate questions is ridiculed (as is the case in this video). If a Dem had asked the same question, is this an accident or intentional, Bill would have praised them. Bill could have done a segment and asked the same questions, then go through everything we know, or think we know, and come up with an initial assessment of accident vs intentional. And as far is it being intentional, this would be a relatively genius way to do it, given the time of day (or night in this case), minimal loss of life, calls made out ahead of time, and the undeniable fact we're broke, the bridge would be insanely expensive to build, Biden said he wants taxpayers to fund the replacement rather than the ship's owner and insurance company who should be on the hook for all damages to property and loss of life, and even if there is money to replace it, it would take years given how crappy our industrial sector is and unions who will 100% milk this as they always do when you have to use union laborers. At this time, all we can do is wait for the NTSB report (which still tends to be one of the most unbiased organizations we have sadly), and see what comes of it, then wait for the inevitable politicizations and manipulation of that report to meet political ends.

@@tonyf.9806you’re missing his point. Just don’t say anything until we know for gods sake. Quit with the speculation , embellishments, exaggerations and flat out lies. Until we have the report, simply put, STFU

The bridge is in Baltimore. Baltimore is a city in America, it's not another country.

As far as I know, ships are covered by insurance companies (like Lloyd's). A bridge, though, might bankrupt them.

Well if it was reported as an accident and given the available information why would you think it was intentional?

Are you a bot, or are you real?

​@@mikejunior80because the incident occurred at 1:30 am and just several hours later, after a thorough and detailed investigation, the determination had already been made...?

Given the geopolitical climate, asking whether or not this was intentional seemed perfectly reasonable. Anyone that claims otherwise has their head up their ass. Now… that being said, once explanations surfaced… the craziness should have ceased

@@jamescaldwell2357 looking at your previous comments shows that you think everyone is a bot. Helpful hint, just because someone has a different thought than you, it doesn’t make them a bot.

Realtime is not a journalistic endeavor, it is a comedy show that pokes fun at many of the problems we face as a society. If you want journalism, get into the habit for reading a good daily newspaper online.

Those odds are actually really really slim, we just panic when they happen because their impact is so high. This is news, because ships don't ram bridges regularly. The Boeing situation is news, because doors don't fall off airplanes regularly. Claiming that societies take "half measures" ignores all the ships that safely passed bridges and all the planes that landed intact. That isn't a suggestion to do nothing with these situations, mind you, simply an argument not to overreact to rare occurrences. There's actually very little you can do when a ship hits a bridge, our efforts are best geared at making sure bridges don't hit ships. Or the other way around.

@@Melesniannon My alarm arises from the increased frequency of such occurrences with no change in how we address them.

@@hopeemch8511 A single occurrence does not necessarily denote an increase in frequencies. That said, investigate the cause, fix the cause. How exactly does that need to be changed?

@@Melesniannon Paying attention helps.

@@hopeemch8511 Right, you think a ship hit a bridge because nobody was paying attention...

Why would anyone go to Tucker or Alex? Lmao. Especially if they regularly tuned in to Maher?

Why was it reasonable? It happened at 2 in the morning. What, were these people trying to do, then, because it crashed unto the bridge at the middle of the night, when no one but a few migrant workers were doing contraction work on the bridge.

Look at the design of the bridge. There's more empty space than bridge, so the odds are actually reasonably good that a ship, even having problems, would pass under the bridge instead of hitting it. It's not unreasonable to ask if it was deliberate.

@@Rid3thetig3r again, champ, it hit the bridge at a time where nobody was on it except a few construction workers. So unless they were going after half a dozen migrants from Central America it's no indication of deliberate action

All indications look like deliberate action, since this never happens in reality without it…

@@Simon-talks how so? And what's the purpose of doing it when the bridge had no traffic?