Moses Ten Commandments

Moses Ten Commandments - Mel Brooks

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Duncan Wilson

11 жыл бұрын

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@nthawk4295 Жыл бұрын

“I hear you. I hear you. A deaf man could hear you” “What?” Gets me everytime

@markae0 Жыл бұрын

Well yes since God is speaking in your head, you do not need ears.

@jasonzacharias2150 Жыл бұрын

just laughed at that one again like the first time lol

@bigtex4058 Жыл бұрын

God sounds like Charleton Heston.

@jasonzacharias2150 Жыл бұрын

@@bigtex4058 Bea Arthur and you know it sheriff..

@dakmycat3688 Жыл бұрын

The irony 🤣

@billt8504 6 жыл бұрын

To this day, one of my favorite Mel Brooks scenes. "Oy. Ten! Ten Commandments!"

@skoden9770 4 жыл бұрын

I always wonder why he laugh so hard about this movie as a kid

@playmobil4075 4 жыл бұрын

Well Moses really did have a third palette.

@jacobsimpson5542 4 жыл бұрын

Oh that's why the world's fucked. needed those 5 other laws.

@thecuteness9534 Жыл бұрын

This and the "it's good to be the King" are the two lines from this movie that will stay with me forever.

@lelonfurr1200 Жыл бұрын

thank you mel the 10 are hard enough to kep but 15?

@foxboi327 3 жыл бұрын

1:05 that “oy” gets me every time😂

@johnstagnari3459 3 жыл бұрын

Probably one was thou shalt not eat Oreos :)

@peter-kim5856 2 жыл бұрын

I guest that word adapted by Spaniard to Mexican and went to SEA.

@5610winston Жыл бұрын

In _THE JOYS OF YIDDISH_ Leo Rosten observed that _oy_ isn't a word, it's a vocabulary!

@pancakemacbuttery9142 9 ай бұрын

oy vey

@skinnydavenport407 4 жыл бұрын

This is so good. "These fifteen--uh, ten commandments!" Comedy GOLD.

@davidh9844 Жыл бұрын

Actually, it's an old Jewish joke. God gave us 100 commandments, but Moses was able to bargain it down to only 10. He tried to get rid of Covet too, but God refused.

@Rockhound6165 Жыл бұрын

Actually, he said "oy" not "uh". Oy is a shortened version of "oy vey" which is the equivalent of "damn" or a similar exclamation.

@kishascape Жыл бұрын

We're all living in sin and don't even know it!

@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 Жыл бұрын

@@kishascape k

@Lemuel928 Жыл бұрын

Wait,there’s more!?!

@Coyoteprime 5 жыл бұрын

Yes I hear you, I hear you. A deaf man can hear you.

@apokryltaros 5 жыл бұрын

WHAT?

@Coyoteprime 5 жыл бұрын

Nothing jusr forget about. Ho lord why have you chosen me? What would you have me do for you?

@kbflash101 4 жыл бұрын

Heath Crabtree I shall give you my laws. And you’ll shall take them to the people.

@vonkieblerthecookiebaron4176 4 жыл бұрын

@@kbflash101 yes lord!

@kbflash101 4 жыл бұрын

Galaxy Copter ☁️ ⚡️

@sha11235 5 жыл бұрын

Tidbits about this: 1. Originally, this bit wasn't planned. He saw that if you turned the caveman set around, you could make it a mountain and he decided to do this bit to give us more Moses. 2. Carl Reiner is God's voice.

@xsailor85 4 жыл бұрын

sha11235 Genius. Pure genius.

@asmith7876 4 жыл бұрын

@High Definition History of the World Part 1. Classic.

@sneddley 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, very interesting background stories. Made me recall something Mel Brooks said years later on the big special about Sid Caesar’s writers where he joked with Carl Reiner about how powerful Reiner’s voice was.

@Taijifufu Жыл бұрын

imdb says it's Carl Reiner(uncredited) but it really sounds like it's Dick Van Patten the Abbot from Men in Tights.

@swaghauler8334 Жыл бұрын

I'm their sovereign, I love them! PULL! Whaaaaa.... BOOM.

@Sigma0283 2 жыл бұрын

I read an article recently that on the third tablet prop there’s an inside joke. The joke is that the Hebrew writing of the fifteenth commandment translates to: “Thou shall not break.”

@husbandsonfollowerleader9133 Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that tablet was all about how evil usury is, and the punishment is having the tip of your cock cut off and smelling like shit for the rest of your life. Moses saw it as a fair trade, and dropped it on purpose.

@joshuafletcher598 Жыл бұрын

wind

@bromleysimon7414 Жыл бұрын

Thou shall not buy retail. Thou shall not make people laugh.

@peterstoric6560 Жыл бұрын

Thou shall not pass

@charlieclark9552 Жыл бұрын

Thou shalt not judge fan fiction with moralist attitudes if its fiction anything can happen

@Spookieham 5 ай бұрын

"These 15..oy .. these 10 Commandments". Pretty well the most brilliant sight gag ever without exception.

@patticusfinch139 5 жыл бұрын

Category: Education

@bophi_true 4 жыл бұрын

yes

@Call-pm4tw 4 жыл бұрын

69th like

@Call-pm4tw 4 жыл бұрын

Instant Potion well you care if you decide to respond so like what’s your point?

@Gfrog1000 4 жыл бұрын

Where’s the lie?

@_GhostMiner 9 ай бұрын

Does youtube still have these categories?

@jesusisherelookbusy Жыл бұрын

As someone who studied scripture throughout school and at university, I can say that, in the Hebrew and Christian texts, Moses definitely said; *”WOW!”*

@kobusg7460 Жыл бұрын

When this happening happened, only God was there as witness of what was truly said. For the truth, seek the witness, I say unto thee.

@rah938 Жыл бұрын

@@kobusg7460 Oy

@jesusisherelookbusy Жыл бұрын

⁠@@rah938He did say that too.

@TheGroundedAviator 9 ай бұрын

To be honest, I'd say it as well, who wouldn't, he'd have a shock at this moment.

@smokiebird06 5 жыл бұрын

The best "oy" of all time.

@rayrayly5079 3 жыл бұрын

smokiebird06 69 likes nice

@thebudgetgamer 3 жыл бұрын

The guy in the pool during the inquisition

@xsailor85 3 жыл бұрын

I think it’s the first “oy” in history

@SigmaChi04 5 жыл бұрын

This is Mel Brooks' greatest joke.

@dp7534 Жыл бұрын

My stomach still hurts from laughing… “Yes, I hear you, I hear you…a deaf man could hear you” 😂🤣🤣Classic Mel Brooks😍

@shanesmith6941 4 ай бұрын

I miss great comedy like this. It is gone forever.

@davidjunker2772 4 жыл бұрын

RIP Carl Reiner (God’s voice) 1922 - 2020

@BeeWaifu 4 жыл бұрын

Damn. He lived a long time.

@jeffcoat1959 3 жыл бұрын

But his son the Meathead lives on.

@judeirwin2222 Жыл бұрын

No Way! It was Charlton Heston doing the voice of god. He had starred as Moses in the hit movie The Ten Commandments. Ffs, his voice was nothing like Carl Reiner’s!

@sammywestenberger9303 Жыл бұрын

I Miss you 😢 Carl Reiner

@VCT3333 Жыл бұрын

@@judeirwin2222 dude, you're wrong. Go look at the credits in the movie. The first voiceover introduction is Orson Welles and the voice of god is Carl Reiner.

@user-fq6qs1vz8c 5 жыл бұрын

15...ohh ooo..10 10 commandments!!😂😂😂

@maenallahalih8956 3 жыл бұрын

Musa:Allah the lord Allah has given to you these 15...(break one of the commandments) ...oy...10 10 commandments! Allah: *bruh*

@steffozz2199 5 жыл бұрын

Mel brooks is a absolute comedy genius No one will ever come close Years later even todays generation laugh their heads off to his movies

@Your-1839 Жыл бұрын

You know what’s even funnier? The missing 5 commandments say 🎵 Tho shall not give you up, 🎵 Tho shall not let you down, 🎵 Tho shall not run around and desert you. 🎵 Tho shall not not make you cry, 🎵 tho shall not say goodbye. 🎵 The tho shall not make you cry is apparently already covered in #9. Sorry for giving you a reply at 12:55 AM. And 382nd comment.

@florkgagga Жыл бұрын

You're right. Just recently I had to show my son the "no stairway to heaven" meme origin, and also there was "dumb and dumber" on tv one day. We couldn't watch the film for more than 15min, for both i had to sort of apologize "well, I found that funny at the time for some reason". The stairway "meme" is cool, of course, but the delivery so "cringe". And the last joke of d&d does make me laugh, but is not worth the film.

@steffozz2199 Жыл бұрын

@@Your-1839 aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂

@steffozz2199 Жыл бұрын

@@florkgagga lmao that would of been so awkward hey 😂

@sonofvenus1621 Жыл бұрын

The first movie i saw in the theater as a kid was "Robin hood men in tights" to this day I still love it, I showed it to my daughter, She loved it too. A true comedic genius

@ambadale Жыл бұрын

Whenever I drop something, this scene immediately comes to mind, and I recite the “I give you these 15…oy…ten Commandments.” Comedy gold

@Fireyninjadog 11 ай бұрын

Mel brooks' voice is just amazing

@michaelversace456 2 жыл бұрын

The UK gave us Monty Python and the states gave us Mel Brooks.

@homedad3324 Жыл бұрын

I still quote this to this day. One of the funniest bits I remember from my childhood.

@bbdc1977-sg8dc Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂After all these years and it still slays me !😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@rand49er Жыл бұрын

Such a great scene! Mel Brooks is one of the all time best. He should live 500 years and make dozens more movies.

@CB-rv9kb Жыл бұрын

2000 years?

@jdkenada Жыл бұрын

Pity the world is too politically correct now (his words).

@mikefitzpatrick1213 3 ай бұрын

It would never be funded, let alone filmed and distributed.

@tom4150 Жыл бұрын

You can hear his laugh at the end. Pure hilarious gold

@hansolofthiderman2719 5 жыл бұрын

Thats how you make it if you are a comedian-genius and unique !!! One of the funniest persons ever walked on this globe , and this scene is just one of numerous proof of that !! Cheers….

@RamseySchaefer 5 жыл бұрын

Yay good person you know the earth is round

@noapparentfunction 3 жыл бұрын

why are there two spaces between every word

@raimundoj888 2 жыл бұрын

Very interesting form of writing

@oscarahlke5219 2 жыл бұрын

@@noapparentfunction I was about to ask the exact same! 😀

@anb7408 Ай бұрын

God bless Mel "Moses" Brooks and the hilarity he's provided for generations of moviegoers! 😂

@johnrhodes2367 Жыл бұрын

Mel Brooks is one of the funniest men that’s ever lived. A comic genius.

@pacifier2597 Жыл бұрын

My dad cracked up at this scene evey time. Timeless classic. Ty Mel Brooks!

@Weamz 5 жыл бұрын

To this day, I wonder what those 5 commandments were.

@healkids 5 жыл бұрын

1.-You shall not smoke 2.- You shall vote Republican 3.- You shall not eat Chinese food 4.- You shall race horses 5.- you shall become firemen

@torquetheprisoner 4 жыл бұрын

black lives matter stay at home dont by all the toilet paper ignor the karen uwu nuzzly the bulgy wulgy

@ptose 4 жыл бұрын

one was "thou shalt not drop stones with commendements"

@matthewleach8202 4 жыл бұрын

Fredcat thou shall not mock other people’s religion for people believe in the lord

@ptose 4 жыл бұрын

@@matthewleach8202 that would be possible if religion wasn't one of the main causes of oppression, death and wars in this world.

@tmbpotatoe5975 Жыл бұрын

you could hear him laugh a little at the end, i love it

@mgn5667 5 жыл бұрын

note too self:: when meeting God Bring Ear Muffs

@CashflowMeDaddy 6 ай бұрын

Even my super religious mom laughed so hard at this scene.

@lchambers56 Ай бұрын

I remember watching some show with my dad that showed this clip, and him laughing hysterically when that third tablet dropped and Moses' response. 😂 Miss you, dad.

@rapr1 2 жыл бұрын

Classics nerve die.

@stevecvino 2 жыл бұрын

God yelled, WHAT!!!

@carmelcream7662 2 жыл бұрын

You mean Never? Lol 🤣 this tickles my nerves

@user-wi3yr2sg3t 3 ай бұрын

15, uhh, 10 commandments... Pure genius and hysterical.

@4wheelliving132 4 ай бұрын

One of the most classic scenes in comedy

@PatricksCrazyPlace Жыл бұрын

"I hear you, I hear you...a deaf man could hear you" "WHAT?!" LOL!

@pachinklves7074 5 жыл бұрын

I’m using this is my presentation for social studies class.....

@timkingsemail Жыл бұрын

Underrated movie. HILARIOUS scene. Love Mel!!!

@DerpyPenguin4747 Жыл бұрын

I like how the wind got silent when he broke the commandments and then picked up again as he said "ten!"

@tundrazzr3659 4 жыл бұрын

Atheist: Why isn't rape, women's rights, or slavery mentioned in the commandments? Moses: 1:03 Me: Checkmate athiest

@m4t3matix73 4 жыл бұрын

@ChaosPatriot76 thou shall not be salty upon the comments of others (unfortunately no check)

@persimmon93 4 жыл бұрын

How could God or Moses even contemplate rape, women's rights, and slavery?? They haven't progressed that far in humanism in that time period. Give them a break.

@persimmon93 4 жыл бұрын

@ChaosPatriot76 Allah, God, Yahweh, capitalisation means nothing to gods that don't exist.

@persimmon93 4 жыл бұрын

@ChaosPatriot76 If religion makes you a better person, by all means be religious.

@whosthis9369 4 жыл бұрын

Those were in the 5 he dropped.

@shalucard107 2 жыл бұрын

He almost laughed when he said “all to obey” lol

@MarLin67 5 ай бұрын

Not much beats Mel Brooks crazy sense of humor!

@rickkinki4624 Жыл бұрын

Mel Brooks has always been one of the greatest comic geniuses, but this is possibly the best single scene he ever wrote!

@mohammedcohen Ай бұрын

...the greatest "OY" in cinematic history!!!

@shelley-anneharrisberg7409 Ай бұрын

I second that!

@slyguythreeonetwonine3172 Жыл бұрын

"A deaf man could hear you!" I relate to this sas!😂😂😂😂😂😂

@titan133760 Жыл бұрын

"WHAT?!"

@dualdanman816 Жыл бұрын

Mel Brooks is my God of entertainment 🙏🙌🏌️🥰

@edgarst837 Жыл бұрын

I still remember my father's reaction to this scene. "No wonder we're all screwed up!"

@ronkrauter1888 9 ай бұрын

Mel Brooks the funniest comedian of them all.❤❤❤❤❤😅😊😮

@debbiemiller9762 2 жыл бұрын

I cannot stop watching this! 😂

@touchofevil516 2 жыл бұрын

This is freaking hilarious!!! That slight laugh at the end! 😂😂😂 Awesome funny!!!

@marko1855 Жыл бұрын

This is still funny all these years later.

@jeffcotten1081 Жыл бұрын

"MOSES, THIS IS THE LORD, THY GOD, COMMANDING YOU TO OBEY MY LAW. DO YOU HEAR ME?" Yes, I hear you. I hear you. A deaf man could hear you." "WHAT?" "Nothing. Gornisht. Forget it." 🤣

@andresrios9855 Жыл бұрын

That must be the problem we have today? We disobeyed the missing Commandments 11 through 15.

@markjohnson4962 Жыл бұрын

One the day Moses was to receive the commandments, he became ill. So he sent up a union negotiator. Upon his return, the people asked, "What did God say" to which the negotiator replied "I got him down to ten, but adultery stays"

@kawasakiwhiptwo5821 Жыл бұрын

I remember as a kid and seeing the tv spot for this movie and laughing at "15...oye!...10,10 commandments!" LOL!!!

@raymarinas2107 2 жыл бұрын

I love how when one of the stones was dropped and broke the wind paused

@stevebailey3827 5 жыл бұрын

I saw this movie when it first came out. I just found out that Carl Reiner was the uncredited voice of God. Wow!

@GeorgeSemel 4 жыл бұрын

Mel and Carl are very tight. Since both are widowers, they are roommates these days.

@judeirwin2222 Жыл бұрын

No, no, no! It was Charlton Heston!

@tonyaclaxton9169 3 жыл бұрын

He knows who Jehovah is 🥰🥰🥰

@yarnevi Жыл бұрын

it's interesting that he used god's correct hebrew name but didn't pronounce it with a "Y" instead of the "J" - I wonder if most Jews do know the name but just don't use it for some reason or another

@mynamedontmind Жыл бұрын

@@yarnevi It's a medieval transcription of the name. Modern Scholars believe it's not Jehovah.

@RobespierreThePoof 3 ай бұрын

"Jehovah" was long, long ago proven to be a medieval error made by Christian monks who misunderstood the Hebrew script. It's amazing how some Christians still cling to it. Brooks knew it was only good for a joke.

@Santosh-xy6tk Жыл бұрын

I saw this in college in the eighties. Still very funny Greetings from India

@mrs.g.9816 Жыл бұрын

LOL every time I see this scene! I love Mel Brooks! 🤣🥰

@johnpapadopoulos9057 Жыл бұрын

Bless you A. Brooks. Yours is the only way to make Old Testament palatable: Satire!!!

@rubyfirefly2582 3 жыл бұрын

I still quote this every time the movie The Ten Commandments is on.

@samantharus1270 3 жыл бұрын

I'm a substitute teacher, so I used this clip for satire in a Communication Arts class as an example.

@tonyneilson1652 Жыл бұрын

Mel Brooks - truly a National Treasure!

@Richbar-qe6bx Жыл бұрын

Hilarious. I'll bet you the real Moses probably looked just like Mel Brooks.

@worldwatcher5787 3 ай бұрын

This is the only man who broke all commandment at once.

@shelley-anneharrisberg7409 Ай бұрын

😂😂

@mikeg5280 4 жыл бұрын

Not only is he funny, a comic genious, he's super friendly in person, not full of himself. Check out his hand print in front of Grumman's Chinese.

@annierosha5946 Жыл бұрын

So true about his friendliness. I phoned the studio once and asked to speak with him, and he answered himself, then agreed to meet with me, just because I asked. I went to 20th Century Fox and he spent at least 20 minutes just chatting with me, for no good reason at all, just because he was kind. I will never forget that experience.

@vangroover1903 Жыл бұрын

Comedy is about speaking truth to power This sketch could never be made today.

@BoltManiac Жыл бұрын

An absolutely brilliant short scene. A favorite of mine.

@loonatykofficial Жыл бұрын

That "Oy" gets me every time. I do that most of the time myself whenever something happens 🤣.

@thevaultbrotherhood6297 5 жыл бұрын

My favorite scene of any movie.

@user-nn1vk4rt8n 4 ай бұрын

Mel Brooks is a master thank you

@judeirwin2222 Жыл бұрын

Charlton Heston and Mel Brooks...what a combo.

@tchevrier 3 ай бұрын

my favourite scene from the movie. Absolutely hilarious. I think he actually even chuckled a bit at the end

@brianarbenz1329 Жыл бұрын

The 15th was: “If ministers tell you God is for war, sexism and ministers driving luxury cars, it’s time to move on from religion.”

@kevinamundsen7646 7 ай бұрын

A scene to remember, as long as one lives

@phcusnret Жыл бұрын

"...these 15 Commandments. Oy. Ten, TEN Commandments for all to obey." The other 5 were stuff like "Don't pick your nose in public", and "Don't ask a woman if she's pregnant".

@herbsuperb6034 9 ай бұрын

That is among the most fundamentally, deep-in-the-gut HILARIOUS things to ever be put on film. Mel Brooks knows funny. The notion that all of humanity was denied knowledge of 1 in every 3 of God's Holy Commandments, because Moses dropped them and pretended it didn't happen, can't be topped.

@RAMROD4708 Жыл бұрын

My favorite "Moses" in all of cinematic history. 😄

@TomFynn Жыл бұрын

The Greatest Moses Never Told.

@stage51manager 2 жыл бұрын

That’s the best part of the Old Testament 📖 🪦🪦🪦

@tambrosia 9 ай бұрын

Mel Brooks the best/ Wish he had made History of the World Pt 2 with Jews IN Space. Thank you MR B for you humor and your talents to bring the right folks to play in your movies.

@stephanieyee9784 3 ай бұрын

Mel Brooks is a genius and a very funny man. He has given us so many hilarious movies and tv skits, more jokes than Moses could poke a stick at and always delighted in taking the piss out of Everyone.

@Pro1er Жыл бұрын

That is literally the only part of this movie I remember and it still makes me laugh. 🤣🤣🤣

@brookeschwartz8470 3 жыл бұрын

that sad little "oy" when he dropped it tho

@jacosyutin3885 3 жыл бұрын

you mean when he dropped one of the tablets.

@brookeschwartz8470 3 жыл бұрын

@@jacosyutin3885 true idk why i said "them" lol

@TravisBroski Жыл бұрын

I love how the wind just stops once the tablet is dropped and breaks

@markhugo8270 10 ай бұрын

And EVER SINCE I SAW THIS, I've been haunted by the THOUGHT, "WHAT WERE THE OTHER 5???"

@pfflyer3381 Жыл бұрын

The greatest single scene ever!

@sherriearrington6830 3 жыл бұрын

As old as this movie is I can’t seem to get pass the part when he dropped the other 5 commandments. 😳🤭😆

@stevenrais9360 3 жыл бұрын

I love that it seems he suppresses a laugh

@guillenmanejando3831 Жыл бұрын

What a great movie...scene after scene...just LMFAO...😂🤣

@luischavezjr6047 Жыл бұрын

This is still the funniest scene I’ve ever seen!!! 🤣

@johnventura1637 Жыл бұрын

Mel Brooks is a genius

@stephenfrost6801 Жыл бұрын

The tricks just keep on coming.

@78.BANDIT Жыл бұрын

No matter how many times I see this. It still makes me laugh.

@John2verse5 Жыл бұрын

"Shall not put the LORD your GOD to the test" - Moses & Matthew

@JimAllen-Persona Жыл бұрын

I’ve always struggled with this because of Psalms 34:8 “Taste the Lord and see that he is good” but yet we are cautioned against putting the Lord to the test. Inconsistency, inconsistency, Oy Vey… 😂😂 Imagine Mel Brooks as a Rabbi 😂

@lorenzomontoya1260 Жыл бұрын

There is only one man who could drop five Commandments, and make it funny. That guy When I saw The Producers, I was squirming in my seat. 'How does that guy get away with such reckless humor?', I thought at the time. But I laughed. And then I squirmed through Blazing Saddles. 'How in the Wide World of Sports does that guy get away with that stuff?' But I laughed.