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good job you are fast🔥🔥

@@joshuajames1345 thanks

How did you find the secret at 7:12 when you found it 3 minutes after the video was posted? That's some skill yo!

And to cap it all he wants to be compensated for being a total Dick.

Gorilla glue girl comes to mind. 🤣

It's called a liberal state of mind lol

@@galatians-2.20 Time to emerge from the orange haze and free yourself, cultist. Not everything is about politics.

@Lindy T yeah they should have signage on all sides, not just the surface buoy. Probably needs better barricades too

Hahaha

Lol. Same!!!

Seriously! So much nope...

good for u

@@simonfox_8559 good one

I think the first guy who ignored the guardrail when he went to see the volcano 🌋 in Hawaii was the one in the Navy. It doesn’t really matter though. Mr. Ballen said that Chris, and his friend Robert(story #2) had been diving together all their lives. Which would mean they knew what the yellow buoy meant. They looked at each other decided not to find out what was written on the buoy, and went diving down to the underwater structure anyways. hey deliberately ignored reading what the first There was a 2nd warning sign(mesh covered opening) that was clearly more serious than the first one. Instead of being adults about it they again made the decision that they’d ignore the signs, and proceed past the mesh covered opening into the unknown. This happened in 2015. All they had to do was Sw back to their boat, get on their smartphones, and find out what those underwater structures were. The actual arrogance, and audacity a person has to have to sue the company whose warning signs YOU intentionally ignored not once, but twice. And 👐🏽surprise surprise👐🏽 you almost died because these warning signs weren’t just decorations, but actual signs trying to keep people from being total dumb fuks. This dude is fuk!ng arrogant. What a twatwaffle.

Ya should be rewarding the power plant for their design and unintentionally saving their life with what basically amounted to a failsafe for people that ignore warning signs Imagine all the people working in the plant wondering how some scuba diver appeared inside their plant just swimming around in the Reservoir

Yeah, I respected him until that part came around… I mean I still have respect for him, but I no longer feel bad about what happened. What a dingus lol

@@RustyNips OMG right? You’re just having a normal, mundane day at work, and suddenly home boy surfaces screaming for help and then he sues your company. What a day!

This series just show how stupid people are ignoring the warning signs. They able to survive is a miracle but their stupidity and the audacity 🫠

I was thinking the same, the third squid must have given offa signal to deter others or that it's not 'easy prey' Inhte wild if something fightsback it'shardly ever worth thetrouble

best comment

Probably just tasted bad

"You got spunk kid, youre alright with me."

They were probably like "what the fuck kind of fish is this? I can't bite it and keeps hitting me? What the fuck?"

With a wetsuit and full dive gear on! 🤣🤣 I was thinking the same thing! It must have been such a strange sight for the workers. I mean, talk about random!

Jus like that gta 5 mission

Poor guy.. all that added paperwork and security reports he had tp do.

😳 I'd just make this face lol I've done alot of research on nuclear power 🔋😅 chernobyl was insane and I highly advise of looking into it 😅

@@jhd4699 cayo perico?

Basically "don't be an idiot"

You forgot the most important rule. Dont like the like button 😂

That's correct..... we never know what's in store

Also, no going to volcanoes

Don't like the 'like' button... And don't leave your home.

Squid #1: this man has to be some kind of god Squid #2: yeah, he’s already fought me off once. Where’s Jeff? Jeff: 😵☠💀

They should definitely have it marked and blocked off better. The net is probably still displaced from them going in

Not reading a sign I kinda get. Intentionally removing a grate is insane

Right he literally tore off property of the power plant to get in there 😂 he is a joke

Maybe he did all that to try and sue for money. That's the only sane explanation to their stupidity

Why can't he be both and don't victim shame

This is why so many company’s just allow for fatal disasters, no one would have ever known if they had just chopped him up into the coolant system with some kind of turbine or pump.

the story is not clear at all, its hard to find good information about it, the company says he removed the mesh and he swam intentionally into the intake pipe but Blake and Le Cun don't mention any of it, they say they swam near does buildings when they felt the current and for one of them, it was too late to get out. the only warning was that buoy that said "stay 100 feet away" there was no sign stating does structures underwater are deadly dangerous. the reason for suing could also be to prevent this from happening again, this was the second time this happened. Florida Power and Light has not a good reputation, they had over 40 lawsuits and a lot of deadly incidents.

At least it didn’t end with the pump of death! Lol

Idiotic comment. A nuclear power station has orders of magnitude more responsibility than some random person. They didn't even grate their intake.

While I agree that he has personal responsibility and went past their deterrents, he needed no tools to do so and the plant did the bare minimum. One buoy and a mesh covering is hardly enough in case of a storm for example.

Yes, and he tells them without having to look down and read. What talent!

@@realcanadiangirl64 well it’s not all one take tho

That's so sweet omg--

Everybody like this get this man's mom tge reply she deserves

Your mom has wonderful taste! Mr. Ballen is definitely an expert storyteller, and his voice lends itself perfectly to telling interesting and mysterious stories. 👍😁

The weird thing is when they win the case. I hate that.

The squids should have been more persistent

Yeah, just listening to him tell this story has my nerves shot.

You see it rip the guts out with that beak yeah man gnarly! Get a shot!

Right. Who throws tuna in and sees it violently disappear. Same with a shark. Then decides to jump in. People and their superiority/EGO

@@sheilagravely5621 m

Yeah, but....... *Florida Man.* All of Darwin’s rules go out the window in Florida. Lol

I agree. What a douchebag

Should just be happy he didn't die.

I agree. If you make a stupid decision and someone else's smart decision saves your life, you shouldn't sue them.

@@marewere agreed! That was his reward! Getting to keep his life!

yeah risking their lives for some idiot... glad nobody else got hurt in that story!

Another thing they fail to see is the massive power plant on the shore..

thank you for teaching me a new thing today!

@@perezchrist97rene That's it? You see some random text spooge from a total stranger and it is fact? (it may be,..) but I would never assume so from one random source!

@@WoodysAR well i had fun reading it

@@WoodysAR ...you can google it. Maybe they googled it. I googled it. It’s true. Who pissed in your Cheerios this morning? 🤣

I would most certainly have brain damage if this were the case for humans

My first thought was I hope he learned a lesson, because that'll NEVER happen again.

And if he had to pay back his rescue his money was spent for a while

That ain't luck, that's the Grace of God right there brother.

@@dimetrekorsikov5643 😒

@@analogmatrix1442 not to mention the fines for going over the safety barriers..!

Makes me wish they used the typical system.

If things look like you are not supposed to enter them, at least fucking find out what they are before deciding if you have to enter. This goes double for diving. I mean how stupid can you be.

They need to get their asses kicked

He deserves everything that comes his way.

The plant corp should sue the diver for trespassing

Argh the description of the squid beak pressed up against his face.

😂

Yeah me too... My biggest fear is Great White sharks...Untill now...seeing these f**** squid tore one up like nothing FML.....

As he was describing how they catch prey I was thinking “noooo don’t tell us what happened to the man”.

me too, if I caught one of those squids f the rod, I'm yeeting that thing over the side of the ship

Amen!!

Nah. It's a very obvious line.

Yep, that dude knew better not to jump over the safety railing but he did anyway. There was a small part of me hoping that he'd actually fallen all the way down and meet his fate. Lol

Pretty big bold line if you ask me. Kind of a Darwinistic intelligence test.

Indeed

@@Persequimur_Umbras people don’t deserve to die for bad decisions, your such a heartless asshole jfc “he should’ve died, it’s not fair that their life wasn’t taken for making a bad decision 😡” death isn’t the only way to learn not to do something

@@saddaddytentacles9897, why does society *need* to suffer people who make idiotic mistakes…?… Those other ways fall far short with their track record, in inspiring change, when compared to a near death experience. If they fail to gett the message then the next event will be bigger & cause more damage to those around them.

@@saddaddytentacles9897 Yes, they do. Why should anyone get to avoid natural consequences? Don't worry, they still leave with an award - the Darwin Award.

@@saddaddytentacles9897 And like Brent so eloquently points out, it's a necessary learning experience. Failing to learn from a near death experience is the quickest way experience death. It's nice of you to want to shed a tear for humans, the worst species, on the planet.

I got so happy! Yay survival

From one Heather to another, AMEN!

😂😂😂 facts

I wish I could say the same but nope , Not amazed at all.

Yeah, was wondering surely if you dug your fingers into it's flesh hard enough it would puncture into the squid

Thought the same thing. Squid 1: This food fights back! Squid 2: Maybe it's not food? Squid 3: No, definitely not food. Might be a predator, watch it.

It was a lost cause for the squid. Humans = not food.

What confused me most about that story is how there wasn't a single mention of a divers knife. I don't think any diver would go underwater without one, and that would be basically perfect for cutting a relatively squishy flesh thats wrapped around your body.

Yeah. Maybe he hit the squid where it hurt, and it went like, "whoa, wait a minute here, let's try some sharks and seals instead instead of this nastly little hard-shelled thing."

Evolution requires that we poke at the edges of our experiences. Like how did they figure out they can eat blowfish.

@@vvtor how many watched others eat and die from eating blowfish 🐡 and thinking " nah, I can do it better " until they found out what the dangerous parts of the fish are.

People also forget how often we learned from observing the wildlife and land around us where we are trying to survive. For blowfish, I’m willing to bet that if there is another predator out there that would eat it (in or out of the water, although I’m not saying that I know anything about that - in fact I wouldn’t be surprised if they have none - but maybe if a bird decided to try and eat a dead one?) that whoever decided they were gonna try used them as a cue. Or yeah it could have been anything, it’s just lessons I’ve been taught. I live in the middle of nowhere in the subarctic and am super interested in learning to live off the land as much as I can but I have to really listen to everyone’s stories and teachings. So many are about observing the things around you and going from there. I find we lose that narrative a lot of the time and focus on humans alone.

@@vvtor don't worry. his stupidity is gonna finish him off sooner or later. or maybe an executive at the powerplant will 😁

@@SuperBethification That is a bunch of nonsense. You can observe a honey badger get bit by a poisonous snake and survive...it doesn't mean you should think the snake bite is safe for humans too. You can watch a deer devour poisonous plants and live, but don't do what they do. Beyond the absolute basic common sense stuff that are true for most animals and/or should already be understood for a human with a functioning frontal cortex, watching how nature does things really doesn't provide you with a whole lot of information. Learn survival, but learn from the mistakes and successes from 10,000 years of recorded human history not from some stupid bird you saw in a tree.

Holy s-

Like fighting actual aliens man lol, I would shit my pants.

Yes,terrifying

This is a literal nightmare! People don't understand why my only fear is being attacked by an octopus...I will be saving this clip for JUST those moments!

The squids most likely signaled the rest that the man wasn’t food so they just let him go.

I respect him for fighting lmao. I think if I had dozens of squid trying to eat me, I’d freeze. Shit I’d probably take off my breathing mask so I could drown to death instead of being slowly eaten. They could eat my dead body instead.

Yeah people can be negligent about a lot of things. But driving past the power plant and being so close to it is actually pretty cool tbh

Yeah the scuba diver wasn’t thinking of his family. Call BS sure. He was thinking of his payout for his own negligence. Hope the company counter sues for trespassing.

Honestly! Audacity with a capital A !!!

He was banking on the company doing what others companies do. Pay out so the company isn't ruined by public opinion. Most companies have good attorneys and the public knows better, so this doesn't work as well as it used to. Thank goodness, because we all lose if a company has to pay out big.

People who take deliberate, irresponsible risks should not be given one red cent.

He must have been high enough from the bottom to not feel the heat.

@@meghanmisaliareither that or he was at a height where the heat was lesser or maybe the ledge was also protecting him from some of the steam

RIGHT?? The audacity!

He broke open barriers specifically designed to keep people out. Completely at fault for this

I really hope they threw the case out or laughed him out of court...

Was he even injured? Or is he suing to have his wetsuit dry cleaned cos he pooped in it

@@loribernardisunwell9663 they did

Pretty sure I've seen that documentary. Worst part is, when dozens of Squids circling around that diver and watch him with their giant eyes and all of a sudden begin to flash their lights, just right before they started attacking. Really freaked me out.

I’ve been in deep murky water (Puget Sound) many times, and there is ALWAYS a sense of being small and vulnerable as I descend into the void. I find that that feeling makes the dives more intense (and thus more fun, in a way), than many other places I’ve been diving.

Great icon👍

Oi

Agreed

indeed

For sure you can not doubt that

Yea i thought those squids would have killed the diver

God is Great

The first one got me like Oh 😮wow!.....so, happy ending? Ok

Great comment haha

😂😂 kmsl

That was epic 😆

Lol... I bet it does

Said the squid, “That punching thing was the scariest thing I’ve ever encountered” as something says behind it, “Do you know the way to Bells Canyon”?

I must have missed that one. Was it one of these videos?

Thank you!

SAME!!!! Best videos on YT!!!!

I did the same

And like 20% of them are cave diving and decompression chambers

Yes they ARE the the best!

More like, "Why is this potential sustenance not consumable?", uttered in BBC accent ;)

@@iguanaco21 "It appears this humanoid has coated itself in some kind of unpalatable casing... I suggest it shall not be consumed." - the squid leader, possibly

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nah man the other squids stopped because the squid 🦑 on his head told them he doesn't know where bells canyon is

😂😂😂😂

The guy who survived was the main character like how do you you survive multiple puncture wounds to your neck and survive being bitter on your head as well even WITH scuba gear it’s just crazy

@@Ja7nD03 IKR! The whole thing felt like a movie!

thank you for sharing your experience. i am writing a book where the main character has thalassophobia, but because i only have arachnaphobia, i had been imagining the ocean as if if was full of spiders to help me get in her headspace.

Thalassophobia may be my greatest fear

facts. Either cant or its just too much work for that size prey. then the others all started making fun of him

@@masterreaper115 They just killed a 4M shark before...

maybe they know plastic is toxic

@@gravito1573 He probably meant that the squids communicated that it was too much effort for a prey that small.

@@genericereal oh my bad

7. Dont go in to caves. Oof. The stories he told. Terrifying.

3A. Don't go over safety railings into water.

Don't go into the mountains alone

6. Don’t go into dense woods or forest alone

Never trust weather forecasts

I dissected a baby squid in high school and actually cut myself on the beak on accident and that was when I knew I could not win a fight with a squid

I hate to be that guy dude but.... it's "their"

@@betorockmetal Please, be "that guy".

@@betorockmetal I kinda like the way he worded it. "They're" = they are. So... "they are stupidity" meaning they are the embodiment of stupid. Although I doubt it was meant that way........

*their

you're very right

I hope the only cheque he got was a reality check not to be an idiot. He better not have gotten a penny

Reminds me of the gorilla that was killed because of a terrible mother. WHY DID HARAMBE HAVE TO GO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@@galaxypickle4395 they coulda just tranqed the gorilla out did have to kill it unfortunately we live in a world that supports stupidity nowadays. Didnt* have to kill it typo srry lol

They probably put up 100 more warning signs after that. They should've known there are plenty of stupid people out there. I bet the 2 guys wont go in anywhere without checking for warning signs now as well.

@H N I heard about that, the lady should feel horrible. She literally got her mom killed horribly my lions/tigers.

Well, for SMART people at least

Emphasis on the SAFETY

They aren’t safe at all lol

I agree. How can you see especially when you didn’t have any actual injuries? What’s the money for???? Just don’t do it. You abuts went somewhere you shouldn’t have been, just learn from it but don’t sue the company because you were neglect. I’m sure any other diver knows better( hence why this hadn’t happened) he was just irresponsible.

there were a buoy and a mesh grill that they decide to ignore and blatantly rip it off. no way is the company fault

This is pure arrogance and proves how ignorant it makes stupid people. It's not enough to just ignore the warnings that's for other people but then to sue the plant is nothing but Narcissism.

ignored? Hell they pushed them out of the way and plowed through....

I think there should be a rule that if you do something STUPID to cause a situation where you need to be rescued, the state should sue you lol. Didn't read safety signs? SUED. Fell inside a volcano cause you crossed the safety line? SUED. Got attacked by tigers cause you got out of the car knowing the only rule is to NOT get out of the car? CATCH THIS LAWSUIT.

Yes I wish he did some like CreepyPasta style stuff also

@@kalansman08 reality is stranger than fiction.

I agree 100%. I ended up watching every single video within a week of coming across this channel. Not only are the stories themselves intriguing but the way you tell the stories keep me hooked and wanting more.

No. He IS the best. Change my mind.

Although, at a few thousand degrees Fahrenheit, I don't think anyone could last longer than a minute. Wouldn't we melt? Idk this guy could tell me that goldfish are purple and I'd believe him lol.

This is amazing, thank you for sharing 😂

That's fascinating, thanks for sharing!

Awesome! I love learning about this kind of stuff.

That’s disgusting in a way, thanks for sharing!

Thank you! That's interesting.

I’m still laughing at that and I’m 3 minutes in the video😂

It made me chuckle 😂😂 poor like button must be #triggered

RIGHT?! 🤣 that hit me so hard, I literally “laughed out loud” lol like no he did NOT just do thattttt 🙈 I swear, I love this channel and this guy way too much 😄🤓😍

I love this man's content so much. He's alot better than rick and morty about supplying content for fans💀

creepy story of that stalking guy asking for bell's canyon...

@@SirHavok 🤣😅

How do they know what a regular ape looks like. Never seen a monkey venturing off to their waters

Poor squids were just hungry

I don't know why but I all read that in Sir David Attenborough's voice 😹😹😹

@@SirHavok yeah you tell em slav gael

Thank you Marina!!!!

Thank you Mr Ballen

@@MrBallen bruh i cant find the easter egg

Def, he's a G

@@katelyndillo4935 yeah it’s very hard

Natural Selection at its finest.

I know right hahahahah

@@christophermueller9764 Its called getting the perfect shot. I would have done the same. Mainly because i like nature, .......and im dumb asf.

But at that rate there'd be no film. Squid are terrifying. I thought it was going to eat his face

And sounds stupid too

Wait why can’t he read? Did Sir Ballen say that?

@@hairlesscat6458 lol it’s just a meme online for people doing dumb things when there are warnings.

Reminds me of that kid in another video who jumped a fence and ignored a sign on some cliffs while vacationing in Hawaii. Spoiler: he died. His mother petitioned the county or local goverment to put a grate on the hole that sucked him in and out to sea. They replied that he should have stopped by the fence and read the sign and realised he didn't know better than the locals who put up those and respect the power of nature.

@@hairlesscat6458 You're pretty dense, dude.

@@Viraie I remember that one, yeah I could not believe when his mother tried to do that.

Ha! I'm both! 🏆

@@LynnAgain83 same! 🏅 ill all the way 🏆

since when was mental disabilities a contest>

@@lungmud931 It's obviously not, we're simply using humor as a coping mechanism, It's not that serious

@@briancarron6612 well at least 70%of the people I know is either dead from suicide of Overdose, depressed and suicidal 247 or dealing w bipolar, substance abuse disorder, BPD, schizophrenia the list goes on but sure have fuck with you're "your joke"

Yeeeessssss! #this

I was #101. Ty ty.

Its shocking right.

Bet he didn't survive Military. FIRST day he has off he breaks the law! Probably got kicked out.

ikr..they're the one that "mehh" at the warning sign on the buoy. he should be grateful that the company made their nuclear system that safe.

Our power grid is another gaping vulnerability. Any random person could climb a chain link fence and access transformers and other infrastructure that supply power to the huge pumps needed to cool spent fuel rods. Don't think for a second that Russia, North Korea, Iran, and China are unaware of this fact. They likely all have sleeper cells waiting for command to execute pre-planned attacks.

@@overclucker go back to bed.

@@seanm8496 PAPA HASNT FINISHED HIS STORY YET

The plant was built in the 70s, give them a chill.

Btw sounds like a fun water ride

That could make sense. I'd probably react the same way if someone chewed on a cheeseburger as hard as a rock, then threw it back.

They still tell stories about their encounter with the invincible land creatures.

@@bradleywolfe556 😂😂

I was thinking they're not accustomed to dealing with prey with such bony limbs to hit them with. i mean how often is a marine animal punched in the anything by something that's not an octopus? It's honestly probably a mix. A human is so novel and unfamiliar in that environment. Also small by comparison. It's like if you'd never seen a cat before and it repeatedly out-wrestled you for its freedom.

They probably thought he was a turtle or something, with it’s hard shell and couldn’t be arsed 🙃

I see what you did there

Now that is what really happened!

Underrated comment

I snort laughed so hard. 😂🙏

Lol!

Bob: “I was kinda hoping to forget that one.”

Ajajaja...! Nice...!

😂😂

😂🤣😂🤣😂

"sure do..that little bastard" More sharks show up "hey look it's bob ..you eat breakfast yet bob? Or did it kick your ass?"

Ok

Damn can't relate bro

It's easy, all you gotta do is watch it, then wait a few days and rewatch while going through comments so you can focus on what you're reading. There's a lot of interesting chatter here

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This comment is great!!😂

rofl... y'all goofy as hell

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Hahahah

😂😂 lool good one

Lol That Alone Would Kill Me😂

😂😂😂 now that would've been a story!!

😂😂

lol

After feeding it bait & getting their attention. Solid plan. 👍🏼

At that point i didnt really understand how they were alive up to this point in life. Their level of decision making should had ended them long ago.

If he didn't put "and survived" in the title I would 100% have thought the guy would've died.. that was terrifying

I can just imagine it rolling it’s six eyes

Or cuss in squid language lol

I pictured Squidward when he said that.

@@definitelynotatroll246 squid only have two eyes. what? lol

Lol

Ohh yay ye 100% spongebob squidward and Patrick

Obviously none were pineapple shaped

I thought it would be the entrance to an alien base where preparations for Earth's invasion were underway! (Maybe next time...)

Funny thing,even Patrick Starr is smarter than those two dummies.

i wAs bEiNg HuNteD

Omg lol

So I live 30min. away from a Bells Canyon. But apparently (according to google) there's another one named Bell Canyon in Cali

Ahahaha such a memorable story 😂😂

No but Joe rogan does now lol