It’s so funny when girls act super serious in a conversation after a break up. They put on this weird professional power point presenter persona.

“He mystery manned you” 😂😂

i had a dime piece break up with me at my lowest moment. we were living together, i started packing rigjt away. she walks up & says “ you still have to share rent with me” i smiled & asked her one question & left. whos name is on the lease😂 she gained 100 pounds & had a baby with a weirdo.

Picturing Hot Girls having untold numbers of dudes diving from rooftops like she's Ezio in Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

“Dude... I will have my revenge. In this life or the next. I’m coming in hot” Goddamn hysterical lmao.

A hot girl with a social media obsession isn't hot anymore.

dan soder is so fucking funny. loved him in billions and had zero idea he was even a comedian. criminally underrated

never let your chick chill with Z

There really is an army of dudes for every hot girl. Years ago, I was at the record store in my hometown (small city) and this hot girl that _every_ guy in my friend circle was "friends" with, but who I'd never spoken with, was walking by as I exited the store. She was like, "Hey, I know you, right?" And we struck up a 45 second conversation, basic introductuons, maybe I'll see you around blahblah, and we went in opposite directions. It so happens that three guys I know, who also knew her, drove by in the same car just as we were talking. I saw them go by. No joke, all three of these dudes called me that night asking the same question, "Dude, are you fucking her?" in the same the horrible suspicious way, almost like one criminal asks another if he's a rat. The desperation you have to feel to do that is insane and sad and gay lol And I never spoke to the girl once after that, at all haha

Patrice called the calm bitchy business voice “The Representative” that women send out at the beginning and ending of relationships, it’s also their “phone voice” that they practice before every friendly call.

Alpha Dog reference had me dying. No better trio in comedy than these three

Its equally comforting and disturbing that so many big Dawgs have the same bbg problems

The breakup analysis reasons are always insane lmaoooooooo after cheating on me with my best friend, my ex was like “well sometimes you do get mad at small things and it puts me under anxiety” like shut the fuck up 😂😂😂😂

I'm sorry but Shane pulling a SOLID Gladiator quote cements it - King 🤴 7:04

If it has Soders name in the title,it’s an automatic click! He’s ALWAYS HILARIOUS

This is why I thank god I discovered Patrice O’Neal when I was 16. Learned early on not to take any of that absolute gaslighting garbage from a woman or from anyone.

Its simple: from their point of view there is always someone(men) around that will help/agree with them.

Hot girls trip and about to fall, random dude's jump on the ground out of no where like the Secret Service when Kennedy got brained.

"hot girls act like tough guys" lmao that's such a great premise or setup or whatever

The laugh at 7:48 killed me after Matts “didn’t they kill them with an AK47” lmao

This conversation, the analogies and anecdotes, the off the cuff tone, was dope

You know how people pretend Patrice O'Neil was a philosopher who had great insight? I hope Shane gets that level of credit before he dies.

Fr literally everyone on dating apps been ran through even the ugly ones 😂😂.

True, every hot girl has a army of simps. I’ve dated a couple smoke shows, and their dm’s could fill an arena.

Oh, I shut down my heart when my first girlfriend cheated on me when I was 13. I think I developed sociopathy because I didnt try again untill I was like 25 and all my formative years were gone. Now I am 39 and my therapist think I am autistic.

This is good. We need more broken hearted Ski's stories. Ski's have hearts too!

going thru a rough breakup, this was great. thank you

Dan Soder is gold!

I will have my revenge.. in this life or the next lmfao

Hot chicks are worth the bad attitude for maybe half a year at most

This was a great clip 💯🔥

Soder is a 45 being played on 33

I saw a group of like 10 guys following one girl onetime in like formation. I was high as shit and it was funny as shit

Kept thinking Jimmy Tatro was in this clip

It was my hit em up 🤣

Dan’s story has to be about Nikki Glaser, right?

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius...

I like that Matt is so dumb he got mad about the mob being mean 😂

The most powerful people in the world (psychologically) are beautiful young to middle aged women. All wars and crimes of passion have been waged to meet their tyrannical demands. Does this mean they are overrated? From some experience I can say, mostly, yes. Beauty is sublime but it can also hide a twisted soul. It's also not a cake walk to be one of these types. Some are beautiful in and out but that is rare and they typically marry young because they aren't looking to play games and manipulate people. I'd say you want a healthy woman, who appeals to you personally but make sure you are in control of yourself and that she wants to be supportive of you just as you want to provide and protect her. I do not envy young men in this era. Be wise, disciplined and remember "Venus favors the bold."

My first breakup, I choked, she knew I was doing it, but I fckin choked. A week later when I didn't talk to her, she said "just come meet me and we'll break up properly"... damn that was weak. Awful.

i wish i knew what ep # this is, i was interested when Shane said “alright here’s somethin-“ then the clip ended

It was an uzi in Alpha Dog.

I love women, I just hate how they can play me. I'm a sucker.

Dan Soder's voice reminds me of Luis J Gomez, but Dan is actually funny

unforgivable

Matt at 0:40 is spot on.

Bro this Soder dude is FUNNY

I like talking stages where you pour out everything about your existence to a girl and exchange heartfelt messages for months and then one day they’re like “nah”. Idk how they don’t respect the emotional connection forming between them and someone new. They’re just willing to sever that shit at any time over literally nothing. The last girl I talked to I spent two months being told the nicest shit I have ever been told by anyone. Finally making me feel like she’s a human being that has interest in me. Then her best friend broke up with her boyfriend and convinced her to break up with me. I guess at a certain point when you’re an attractive woman you’ve just connected with too many people, they all fade into each other and don’t matter and you’re totally incapable of having empathy or remorse for just cutting people off for no logical reason. Like enough more of these and I’m gonna never have the capacity to believe that someone likes me even if they do.

A hottest hot girls are the ones that don’t act hot

Women never accept their faults and responsibility, its always the guys fault 😄😄😄

My Ex-wife could pass for Lena Paul's twin. Whenever we got in a fight 5 6 dudes come out of nowhere to comfort her and be on her side, she thought they were just her friends. After divorce they all got a turn and never called again. LOL now she is older and heavier no one calls her. LOL

THE FOOD CHICK IS FOR THE STREETS!

Emotional flashbang

What episode is this from ?

I like the ducks XD

I am the Z

Lee's videos are gone again!!! KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!

Is this Annie Lederman?

Yo was Vecchione Youngstown Ohio,. Lot of them reside there.

where can i listen to this total episode. i cant find it

The characters in the sopranos having relatable problems isn’t supposed to make you like them it supposed to make the show funnier.

Which ep is this?

Dan Soder just won't stop talking about his rich hot ex girlfriend For FS ! 💩

happy i found this shit show. good stuff.

classic

Bring Back Group?

WAT BBG?

Because I like to drink. You can join me and not drink or not lol like you don’t give a shit and obviously correct honest answer. Probably throw them and they’ll sit with you

What’s a “BBG” ?

😂

Hi

For the algo

Dan's voice does not match his voice at all.

Mystery mand

Soder would be way funnier if he didn't have to speak in whacky voices 70% of the time. He's become Pablo Francisco.

Soder is kinda funny but glad he’s gotten away from Big Jay, that dude is terribly not funny

I thumb down if I hear matt dude is a anti bro

Dan soder was great in Billions