MSSP - Contemporary Comedians and Depression

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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 30

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@drewgoodman7932 Жыл бұрын

Matt and Shane are giving a voice back to us chill white guys that are unimpressed by all this mid shit. Let’s bring back calling shit gay.

@Jim_is_Burning 11 ай бұрын

My life has dramatically improved since listening to this podcast and it’s only been a few days, these are my people 😂

@visionforetold4568 11 ай бұрын

Way ahead of you. Been calling stuff gay again and people ALWAYS laugh. They’re craving free speech

@biskit8050 11 ай бұрын

Gay is based like cumtown cum gay balls

@biskit8050 11 ай бұрын

@@Jim_is_Burningthis podcast made me want to do this for a living

@BattleBro77 11 ай бұрын

@@visionforetold4568 Calling shit gay will never stop being funny

@leerogers630 Жыл бұрын

Patrice once throw a phone book at Kevin heart while he was on stage and yelled read that it’s funnier than your material

@erikred8217 Жыл бұрын

Keven is a great guy but not really a great comic, but the charisma goes all the way. Patrice used to bug him about it way back. ever see the 'I'm Shaq' bit of Keven's and Patrice messing with him?. gold.

@HasanPikerIsADouche 5 ай бұрын

@erikred8217 Patrice also admitted to being jealous of Kevin and his ability to play the game. He definitely had an inferiority complex and covered it up with his brash persona, which was too cool to play by the rules. I will give it to him, he never stopped doing it until the day he passed, he could've made changes and kept on self destructing

@leerogers630 5 ай бұрын

@@HasanPikerIsADouche u could look at that way or you could look at as he wasn’t willing to sell his soul pride and personality for the all light dollar

@tyrant_tarantula 2 ай бұрын

@@HasanPikerIsADouchejealous because had more talent, and knew Kevin wasn’t as talented

@tonyreyes3780 7 ай бұрын

Chris Gethard heard this and his response basically confirmed everything Matt and Shane are riffing about here

@johncee Жыл бұрын

Shane calling rogan dumb in this one is great. 13:25

@akshayysinngh 5 ай бұрын

Saint Rogies

@nyjets2428 5 ай бұрын

Before he bent the knee

@jimmypeeps8471 2 ай бұрын

I don't know, to somehow get yourself to be in a position of being VERY rich to sit around smoking dope and cigars and getting drunk while either laughing it up with your famous comedian friends or talking to experts about fascinating subjects isn't something a dumb person could pull off. He's at least smart enough to somehow figure out how to do that. I mean I would happy as hell in life if I had that setup, it's CRAZY 🤣

@badnewsjp 8 күн бұрын

Protect the dumbs

@mrjanoycresva 2 жыл бұрын

"Gayer than ISIS" is the epitome of Matt and Shane.

@DavidWarrenMusic 2 жыл бұрын

Lost 70lbs, got buff, met and married a hot asian chick and then started a successful business. I'm 37. Finally feel pretty happy.

@BradMackComedy Жыл бұрын

You’re fat, gay, and broke

@DavidWarrenMusic Жыл бұрын

@@BradMackComedy hhaha

@paterpillar5997 Жыл бұрын

Good job brother. Inspiration if I ever saw it

@lean4real_11 Жыл бұрын

considering you call your wife “hot asian chick” like shes a porn category, id say good luck

@DavidWarrenMusic Жыл бұрын

@@lean4real_11 thanks

@RyuIsCrazy 2 жыл бұрын

"George Lopez's"

@wompwomp7177 Жыл бұрын

Cmon man!

@magicjackm 4 ай бұрын

reading this and then hearing him say it was a special experience

@user-fw8wt4qo3o 2 жыл бұрын

Think this is one of the bits that got shane in trouble. White girls are definitely the bottom rung of comedy though

@thismothafuckasaid7304 2 жыл бұрын

White girls don't even like White female comedians..they don't buy tickets for their shows or join their patreons.

@dopethronee.w.7774 2 жыл бұрын

Women in general are bottom of the barrel

@shanestephens4728 2 жыл бұрын

“In trouble” lol

@user-fw8wt4qo3o 2 жыл бұрын

@@shanestephens4728 “lost out on a multi million dollar deal that would have landed him on one of the most popular television shows of all time.”

@shanestephens4728 2 жыл бұрын

@@user-fw8wt4qo3o Like you don’t enjoi a bowl of spicy nooders bro FOH

@drewprosser8861 2 жыл бұрын

Is that what Shane sounded like before he got canceled? His soul sounds physically lighter

@cloudbloom 2 жыл бұрын

I can tell that Shane is on his second case of BL's during this one. Preachin from the heart brother✊

@coreytheevoice1993 2 жыл бұрын

Dawg was letting lose byke in the day 😂 love it

@iHappyVideo 2 жыл бұрын

@@coreytheevoice1993 probably still is just as much lmao if not more now that he’s balling

@-Toon- 2 жыл бұрын

Greatly appreciate the clarification by Matt at 3:06

@elon_bust 2 жыл бұрын

Killing it with the clips brother

@nicholasbyram296 2 жыл бұрын

Dan Nainan, Tom Myers, Cruising Joe List, Amy Schumer, Hannah Gadsby. Change My Mind

@obi-wanshinobi2353 2 жыл бұрын

Amy Schumer is the greatest comedian of our time.

@mexicanrice 2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah dude

@meatwad376 2 жыл бұрын

@@obi-wanshinobi2353 Amy Koomer

@juwebles4352 2 жыл бұрын

this list made me bust

@jthweatt412 2 жыл бұрын

I clap so hard to all of their specials

@dmacarthur5356 Жыл бұрын

"Top 5 all time Metzger?" Shane had every right to question that one.

@BazookaTooth707 11 ай бұрын

It's subjective.

@guesswho343 2 жыл бұрын

The old Dean Martin comedy roast with Don Rickles they're gold and worth a watch

@brutallyhonest123 2 жыл бұрын

All in the Family still slaps

@lovefool.99 Жыл бұрын

Love those old roasts

@oompalee267 2 жыл бұрын

I like Sarah Silverman - Matt Nah you shouldn't - Shane haha perfect

@jaymeramirez7435 Жыл бұрын

Almost 40. Wake up at 3:30am for gym and work. Can’t do any drugs because of drug tests at work. I’m a musician at heart. Hate my job. I’m one of the least liked at my job. Been married for too long. I have a turtle shell six pack. 😑 500’s credit score. Behind on all my bills. But at least I have this podcast. 😐 every dawg has his day. And I’m waiting for mine. 😆

@123paddyb 2 жыл бұрын

Tom Myers Tom Myers Tom Myers Marc Maron Tom Myers

@nicholasbyram296 2 жыл бұрын

Dan Nainan?

@obi-wanshinobi2353 2 жыл бұрын

Hey tom

@serfandterf 2 жыл бұрын

Make America innate again! Love the cum town stuff on Tom.

@andrewtregoning 2 жыл бұрын

his top five are correct. i love that shane is a combination of louis and norm.

@antviv Жыл бұрын

The Patrice influence is heavy. And so was he RIP

@srikanthguruju6629 11 ай бұрын

He is more chappelle and louis

@LaxBroKillz 10 ай бұрын

@@srikanthguruju6629he has a lot of norm in his deliveries. Same way of bringing up a point and then going “so that’s pretty weird huh”

@talkingmoney4499 10 ай бұрын

Nah he Louis and Patrice ….and Bernie is better than norm

@jameslitt5239 2 ай бұрын

@@talkingmoney4499 That's an insane take.

@NiQGrafnRHipHop 2 жыл бұрын

Attell’s Skank for the memories is one of the great comedy albums of all time

@RedBernie 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that Dave doesn’t care about putting out specials is crazy considering the amount of bad comics that do

@KK----- 2 жыл бұрын

@@RedBernie dave is such a purist but i wish hed do a special again

@SuperEagle112 Жыл бұрын

You are 100% correct. Most quotable special.

@mon0theist_tv 11 ай бұрын

@@KK----- Road Work was pretty good

@DomVelando 9 ай бұрын

top 5

@beercandan7077 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that this bit made it back to Judd Apatow, and he was then interviewed about it is fucking gold. Reporters will literally try to pull anything out of their asses for relevance

@diddlez2 Жыл бұрын

link that video up will ya

@beercandan7077 Жыл бұрын

@@diddlez2 I think I saw it in a text interview

@T_D_B_ Жыл бұрын

Fuck all these unfunny political pandering shitbags in Hollywood. They are all gay

@dilloncrain9111 Жыл бұрын

My dad and brother run marathons and thank the Lord they do not care at all if you are there to support them or not. They know that you will only see them for about thirty seconds in about 3 hours.

@teeheeteeheeish Жыл бұрын

Personal anecdote: I got into sailing and I’ve never been happier. All the hard work and mental challenge, and then the payoff of cruising at like 6-7 knots under pure wind power is incredible. And the community is amazing and everyone helps each other out and likes to socialize. If you’re in a rut, you should look at getting a cheap sailboat and just jump in.

@catfromtrigun Жыл бұрын

I feel that way with mountain biking and road cycling. It’s important to have a hobby/sport/interest that you’re passionate about. Sailing sounds awesome, I would like to eventually get a sailboat. I also want to get a stand-up jet ski

@047Kenny 9 ай бұрын

If I lived near any decent body of land (I guess Lake Michigan) but where I am the storage cost alone if sailboat is just beyond my means, much less the boat itself. Glad you found something that brings you peace.

@HalConick 5 ай бұрын

Jiujitsu will give you this sam

@tylerdixon8178 2 жыл бұрын

Shane has an awesome perspective man, i feel you. Thanks for the pods

@Oblio1942 Жыл бұрын

that point about doing a marathon just for the love of the game and not the clout should be your mantra for everything in life

@Scottieb1031 Жыл бұрын

The absurdity of this podcast is refreshing 😂

@just_another_retired_hooligan Жыл бұрын

Dave Attell should be in everyones top 5

@joshlindquist5807 2 жыл бұрын

I’m stealing the welcome to earth line. Gonna drop it whenever my naughty B’s start complaining about their lives

@VolvoCommand 2 жыл бұрын

These clips are so great

@stephenmartinez4203 Жыл бұрын

What makes this funnier is when you search up the list and see Tim Dillon is on the list

@nickbraasch9454 Жыл бұрын

Yea but Tim is massively gifted and deserves everything he has manifested. “Your pussy killed my son!”

@ColdBlackEarth Жыл бұрын

Norm is my favourite comedian based on his incredible podcast. Never really loved his specials the same way though

@isukye Жыл бұрын

dumb guy ^

@morowitch2615 Жыл бұрын

Hypocrisy of it all

@BigFarts0 2 жыл бұрын

Love the long clips 🤌🤌✊

@jonvia 2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately a lot of women comedians have the same bits about vibrators, boyfriends, and abortions.

@JackQNielsen 2 жыл бұрын

“Isn’t it crazy that I’m this edgy and ALSO A WOMAN”

@phanatic215 2 жыл бұрын

Yes. I agree. Women are funny, but doing the same "I dated a guy with a fetish" jokes are pretty run of the mill.

@laurencezemlick1979 2 жыл бұрын

Their audience is other women, which is ok. But they aren’t trying to relate to guys.

@timmteller871 2 жыл бұрын

Their failed life basically

@etangbose4755 Жыл бұрын

Theyre all hackneyed

@BazookaTooth707 11 ай бұрын

The Pest was on repeat when I was a kid. I use to have the VHS lol

@HalConick 5 ай бұрын

All I remember about it was a character named Malaria.

@funkfarmer7125 2 жыл бұрын

Norm, Burr, Louie, Attell, Chapelle, Norm THE GOAT.

@asperjay 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the clips mate, much appreciated

@HalConick 5 ай бұрын

The guy who wrote that book Radical Honesty also believes that people gotta dumb themselves down to be happier. He recommended this mantra: “Duuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.” An internal monologue of “duhhhh” would be way better than “ugh I’m so depressed and no one cares and my dog is gonna die and…” It’d probably make a lot of people smarter, as they’d be wasting way less energy on worry and fear.

@duke3250 2 жыл бұрын

This was good to hear

@timforti 7 ай бұрын

matt’s description of your state during a car crash could not be more spot on

@jimmywalker2287 10 ай бұрын

Can’t even get a lot of American comics so the top five is completely different to mine, but these two are by far some of the funniest people I’ve ever heard

@greggoryb1578 2 жыл бұрын

If being depressed means you're smart then I'm a fuckin genius (knee slap)

@notjerod5076 Жыл бұрын

(Shotgun blast)

@jaredk748 Жыл бұрын

“If pissing your pants is cool then call me Miles Davis” 😂😂

@raine0000 2 жыл бұрын

Maria Bamford doesn't get enough credit

@raine0000 2 жыл бұрын

she's the only comedian in my little eyes.

@cesarnavarro8627 2 жыл бұрын

RIP NORM

@scottwilliams4963 2 жыл бұрын

Norm asked who was the funniest at SNL all time...then pointed out it was all dudes. Then watched the fallout. It’s Norm, Normy, Norm, Norm and Norm.

@pwillits80 2 жыл бұрын

Louie, Stanhope, Burr, Attell, Chapelle.

@kilemwaldrup4537 2 жыл бұрын

This channel is awesome for the dawgz.

@gucc977 Жыл бұрын

People years from now will see Maria Bamford as the best lady comic.

@punkpoetry 10 ай бұрын

She’s incredibly talented but not necessarily lol funny in the same way as the top fellas. Saw her at JFL in 2016, some parts were really inventive, others felt like you’re present at a therapy session

@birddoug8297 2 жыл бұрын

Norm McDonald Dave Chappell Doug Stanhope Dave Attell Patrice O’Neil

@trip4923 2 жыл бұрын

Fuckin top-tier list, bruv. I really love Patrice, but I feel that sometimes folks give him a participation trophy based on his appearances on shows and radio and not based on his stand-up. Which was "pretty good" at best.

@booognish 2 жыл бұрын

Louis?

@Ynotnow9900 2 жыл бұрын

great to see the boys really break through the epistemological conditions of modern life in the occidental world

@veryimportantrus 8 ай бұрын

ironic that shane talks about kevins special in a stadium while he was writing his own "kevin harts Stadium specuial" all along

@MrLaSilla 10 ай бұрын

"joe Rogan is dumb enough to be happy" - Shane Gillis

@thelongvirtuesignal8551 6 ай бұрын

Joe Rogan doesn't understand where peanuts come from.

@mattholden2517 2 жыл бұрын

Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan

@timdolinger1352 2 жыл бұрын

Cuz he spit hot fire

@serfandterf 2 жыл бұрын

Roof? I must not have seen all his work.

@LinusBitchTits 2 ай бұрын

EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR DYLAAAAN KLEEEBOOOOOOLD!!!

@OGbrick420 Жыл бұрын

by that rationale, every time a woman menstruates, that's murder.

@BazookaTooth707 11 ай бұрын

It hurts playing with their logic. How insane are these people? It never stops

@Pumpkinking64 Жыл бұрын

I love Shane and Gethard. This was hilarious. Biggest mistake Gethard made was complaining/getting his feelings hurt instead of clapping back at Shane

@peten5426 5 ай бұрын

"Joe Rogan is dumb enough to be happy"

@seeem231 Жыл бұрын

The Pest love it

@Patrick.Weightman 7 ай бұрын

"Bro I watched Sarah Silverman's..." "She's a jew" Based Matt 💀

@eddie.sobenes 2 жыл бұрын

Cool man, we have the same top 5 favorite comics.

@tombtd Жыл бұрын

Holy fuck Shat on Mock The Week would have been tremendously chaotic

@CONGTHEGUERILLA Жыл бұрын

That Chris get hard guy looks exactly like wolverine though the resemblance is uncanny

@bobbys3878 Жыл бұрын

Norm, Chapelle, Burr, Bernie, Louie honorable mentions Carlin/Kinsion/Bill Hicks

@kylemcgill2966 2 жыл бұрын

*Patrice, Norm, Giraldo, Mitch, CK*

@yoniyampolsky2597 2 жыл бұрын

Patrice= good but way, wayyyy overrated

@kylemcgill2966 2 жыл бұрын

@@yoniyampolsky2597 You might be right if you're talking about people being obsessed with him and thinking he's some relationship guru but when it comes to stand up he deserves all the praise

@bigwill585xx89 Жыл бұрын

Shit old school comedy cmon Richard Pryor was the best

@jeredsteadman4160 2 жыл бұрын

Of all time? Calm down boys easy on the sideies

@davidtobias6893 2 жыл бұрын

The Pest was a great movie!

@drod5415 Жыл бұрын

One of my favorites as a third grader watching VHS in the good old days

@yungfrogleg 9 ай бұрын

May St. John bless you with his wort Shane 🙏🏼🌼🌱🐶

@maxwellpollockable 8 ай бұрын

marx bros holds up, son

@Fabian080690 2 жыл бұрын

Carlin, Louie, Rock, Kat and Attell

@B0BGN4RLY 2 жыл бұрын

Thank You!! Kat needs to be on more of these lists

@skiptoacceptancemdarlin Жыл бұрын

GOAT

@SkoolNerds 2 жыл бұрын

It’s Louie norm gervais Patrice Normand and Gillis for me right now.

@TheTimster29 2 жыл бұрын

Norm, Chappelle, Burr, Patrice, Louis Norm #1 Honorable Mention to Mark Normand with potential for him to move into the top 5.

@bobsondugnutt5688 2 жыл бұрын

I like Mark Normand but he's nowhere near that tier. His style doesn't really lend itself to being one of the GOATs. Shane's style is honestly much more suited to that status. If he keeps improving he could get up there

@abizzomb86 2 жыл бұрын

Patrice was the only reason I got in to comedy. He’s my hero. And he’s my hero cause if he would hear someone say this, he’d be like “……..faggot.” And he was bffs with Norton, so you know he’s not homophobic

@trevorscan 2 жыл бұрын

Ya know what that guy was actually thinking during the near car crash? Oh, if I dont move this would get me sympathy

@chunkydumper6156 Жыл бұрын

That's a based and comedy-pilled top five.

@angelvillalobos8778 Жыл бұрын

Libertarian Man’s Dream, you’re living it

@SackTap69 8 ай бұрын

welcome to urf, dude

@HappyAppart 2 жыл бұрын

It would be nice to get a link to the original episodes

@NotoriousPeepop 2 жыл бұрын

The episode number is in the description. Search 'mssp' followed by the episode number, should take you straight to Radio Dawgz

@jasonmcmillen165 Жыл бұрын

Got gaffigan vibes on Shane's " im a white male, life is hard, oooooh, help me open this jar of pickles.

@mediumchicago_pizza 9 ай бұрын

katt williams had some REALLY funny shit lol

@blahblahblahblah6546 Жыл бұрын

Not naming Dave Atell is a crime.

@michaelj6392 Жыл бұрын

I really wanted to blow my brains out for a few years and just started running a shit ton 😂

@lovefool.99 Жыл бұрын

Martin and Bernie are in my top 5

@watcherofthewest8597 Жыл бұрын

Shane is exactly right...that dude embodies narcissism. Getem Shane

@jamie01737 Жыл бұрын

matt blatantly lied about norm of the list haha

@vladimirmelank3075 Жыл бұрын

The Pest !

@ConnorNolan 8 ай бұрын

Idk Taylor Tomlinson is one of the best comedians these days, but I can’t think of another straight white woman that I watch consistently

@ghlibisk67 7 ай бұрын

Exhibit A for the one man show bordering on comedy is Henry Rollins.

@drod5415 Жыл бұрын

Speaking of female comics, Joan Rivers is far and away the GOAT. RIP

@hitmanhart670 4 ай бұрын

LOL I looked back at that Rolling Stone 10 comics you should know and Tim Dillon was on that list. I wonder if Shane knew Tim at the time he was trashing it

@nunyabiz6918 2 жыл бұрын

Lol… has rogan heard this? Cuz if not… good for Shane

@nicholasbaca8065 11 ай бұрын

Chappelle, Chappelle, and Norm are my top 3.

@sqidwrd4811 2 жыл бұрын

Metzger top 5 of all time might be the dumbest thing anyone has ever said ever.

@Pumpkinking64 Жыл бұрын

Exactly. Shit was funny these guys are pretty dull sometimes

@Vaudevillage 2 жыл бұрын

Louis CK Patrice O'Neal Dave Chappelle George Carlin Norm MacDonald

@seanreardon3920 Жыл бұрын

It’s funny the pics of Matt make him look pretty normal then you see him on video and your like holy fuck who’s creepy 60 year old uncle wondered in front of a camera

@uns33n 2 жыл бұрын

Matt just ruined my opinion of him. Because Metzger is the fucking worst. The best thing he ever did was steal jokes for Schumer, which led to her falling off the map. Looking at it that way, I understand Matt's position.

@serfandterf 2 жыл бұрын

I haven't seen his stand up but he's great on the Kyle dunnigan show and a lot of comedians I like work with him. I'm going to check him out a bit but you're right, he's tarnished from the Schumer stuff.

@Walrus286 Жыл бұрын

Metzger rules and you are gay