"Even Kapernick would stand up" ahaha

Thank god this is a SECRET PODCAST ...

That line “someone throws a vortex whistler in the distance” makes me want more Matt stand up.

“This is the worst thing we’ve ever said…I’m not done though” lol

I love of all things the boy Shane gets cancelled for just an Asian joke, meanwhile shit like this pops off on the pod 😂😂 hilarious fellas

We had this kid, Ben, he had a British accent, wore Vietnam era military fatigues(2001). He grew up in the swamps, he would tell us his parents would cook up roadkill, and no one believed him. His mom chaperoned a field trip to some theme park. Everyone believed him and understood why he was the way he was.

“now I’m double smart” 😂 jesus dude

The line about a jv girls game being like gatsbys party is so funny. This clip is super relatable. Every town has a mike Myers or 2.

My highschool literally had a mike myers-esque dude who graduated like 3 years prior to my freshman year, but he would show up to every single football game and record it, he lived on the same street as my friend and would always walk up to us in the morning at the bus stop and try to give us chocolates but I don't think he ever tried to lure us, he would also ask my friend's dad who was a fire chief if he could get a job as a fireman about once a week. I'm convinced that every small town has a mike myers

This might be the worst thing we’ve talked about on a podcast… no no I’m not done 🤣🤣🤣

God damn this is top tier comedy

Shane almost got the Bobby lee experience.

Our mike Myers was joe-man. He was turdy-tree years old his whole life. He thought he was faster on his bike than any car. One day my boy jockey challenged him to a race, jockey would drive in reverse and joe man on his bike, so the car is in the lead naturally, and just before the finish line he slams on his brakes and joe man hits the hood and goes flying over the car in front of all the kids in the neighborhood it's was the hardest I ever fuxking laughed in my life

Matt: this might be the worst thing I think we’ve ever discussed Shane: alright so Matt: no no no no no, I’m not done 😂

“If you’re a kid who’s totally unfazed about that? That’s a fucking deal” 😂😂😂 8:00

Michael Meyers is shane when he puts on a batman mask

middle aged slow guys LOVE tossing around the ol' nerf football

matt’s description of being molested by mike is golden

That picture Matt painted makes me think that Mike got him

We had a mike myers. His name was Harrison but he hung around the out side courts and tried to see our feet and coach us in basketball. So we called him coach Harrison. And he would buy us beer to see our feet and touch em. Everyone had a mike myers.

Even Kaepernick would stand up 😆

We were in our Roman catholic church during school. We were 6th graders. One of the kids, KJ, who was a total idiot but surprisingly athletic, went down into the church bathroom. He came back up and sat down next to us. We were kinda goofing around or whatever and then he says "some guy grabbed my butt in the bathroom" . It was the single funniest thing I'd ever heard. He was asking like "do I tell the teachers?" And it was just so funny. We were laughing to the point the nun came over to us to tell us to stop and then he told the teacher. No idea what happened next. Don't care either. Funniest church moment in my life

It’s nerf or nothing

we had a mike myers type who used to cruise the community pool parking lot in his burnt orange mustang. every time he would drive past someone would yell out "peter pan!" and we would all dive into the pool to hide.

Using this language in 2022 is so stunning so brave

9:55 the way he says “what!?” Kills me

holy fuck matt fucking went there

Matt saying this is the worst thing we've ever done followed immediately by no no no no no no I'm not done! Is amazing

I’ve been watching Beetlejuice highlights every night for the last two weeks.😂

I believe the mustard on the dick thing is called “The Portland Frank.”

we had a few mike myers, one was mad dawg. he would just walk around town mad dawging everyone. hope hes still out there mad dawging

I had a friend named Mike myers he was cool as shit died freshman year rip Mike dude

I'm laughing so hard at that picture of Shane. I really need to know its origin story.

Those people love high school dude. The janitor at my old HS was literally a former student that refused to stop showing up for like 5 straight years after graduation

I just ordered a vortex whistler off Amazon because of this video. It arrives Saturday. Myers ain’t gettin’ me…

just the bois chatting

He's gonna launch a whistler into your butt is such a funny line

this is for sure the darkest MSSP clip ever

Can't get enough of this podcast bro. Im listening for Matt

Old testament is too hot

RIP Cumtown

"This might be the worst thing we've ever done....no I'm not done yet!" 😂😂😂

Double smart is insane 😂😂

There’s not a nerf in sight 😂😂😂

I remember a guy at our local pool, probably in 98 or 99, that would spin you in the water and launch you into air if you asked him. He was deaf, but also a little slow. My friend told me about it and would run over to him and get launched in the air. I questioned it more than my friend did. My parents had us stay away from deaf mike myers after that.

FOR THE TROOPS

This is hot cast

Old test is so much better, such a shame and a blessing

The selfie in the thumbnail is killing me

This inspired me to look up my hometown version of this guy. He was still alive and kicking

“Now I’m double smart!”

I'm watching this and posting from a sheetz.

Mike Myers ripping off your Lees killed me

“Must be like going to the emmy’s”

That Sheetz camo shirt is fuego!

"Getting jelqed by Mike Myers, dude. He probably gained at least an extra inch." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

There’s 3 Mike Myers I know in my town…. A town of about 3,000, also all 3 are Re-Re lol

Holy shit. I lost it at the camp mustard game story.

this has to be the funniest one ever. i feel every one had a michael in their town.

Holy shit when he said I’m double smart now I almost died choking

“Gen 1 Mike Myers pulling you out”

And somewhere off in the distance someone let’s a Vortex Whistler go ....hahahaaa

I like imagining it was the Austin Powers Mike Myers

The origin story 😂

This was honestly one of the funniest things I've ever heard. And I haven't heard "funny guy" since my grandpa.

This is definitely in top 3 best ever

That shirt is amazing.

I can't believe they just moved past "he survived the World Trade Center" without one single comment 😂

So I looked into it Micheal Myers of Harrisburg PA died at the age of 54 in 2006…. And then died again at the age of 54 in 2011….

Now I’m double smart! 😂😂😂😂

This is so fucked 😭😂 love y’all boys

"persuaded by nerf" 😂

dude the camo Sheetz shirt😂😂😂

The camo sheetz long sleeve fucking roasted me

Shane had a close shave wit ole Mikey!!?? 😂😂😂

even kapernick would stand up LMAO

When I think of Michael Myers I think of austin powers and so I married an axe murderer and it makes this even more funny

6:01; vortex whistler😂😂😂

Love this podcast so much 😭😭

Everyday for a Summer

that Sheetz shirt is killin.

Shane sounds a lil different. I dunno if it’s a diff mic or what but def sounds different

I read a story about a son of Syrian refugees who’s father had Down Syndrome and lived life as a cobbler (shoe maker) before migrating to America.

Yes. Absolute yes.

Bro that dude in Upper Darby we called him Tony Golden showers. He would lay in his bath tub and pay you to piss on him.

seeing shane with a sheetz shirt on puts a smile on my face

I like how Shane realizes he essentially admitted he thought the high school cheerleaders are very attractive but the difference between him and Mike Myers is that Mike doesn’t consider the dangers and repercussions lmao

Beetlejuice highlights are the funniest thing ever.

"I been watching beetlejuice highlights every night for the last 2 weeks."

We had a local dude...he was about 30 when I was in 5th grade. Definitely “touched” by God. It wa the 80’s so rumors only.

Shane in that sheetz shirt looks like every highschool redneck from my town

Vortex Whistle jont

He had a car, he wasn't that Tik Tokd

So I’m sure everyone knows about Uncle Eddie in Center City/SP area, does anyone from this area also know about ‘pissing on Tony’? Creepiest ever

Final destination hahaha

The love guru... Classic

7:26 it was Bobby lee

I love how Matt can never follow Shane’s stories

Thank god I preferred the Gertie Ball as a kid

You guys are the best lol