Paying All My Life to Phyrexian Processor! | Historic Magic: the Gathering (MTG)

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What are the odds of winning by comboing off with Phyrexian Processor in Historic? Let's find out!
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0:00 Start
3:37 Match 1
15:30 Match 2
21:58 Match 3
32:22 Match 4
44:37 Match 5

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@carlogarella4304 Жыл бұрын

Who wins: - An hulking phyrexian construct, bred from the guts of an hellish plane and concocted from the blood of the innocent - One ratty boi

@the_r4ts Жыл бұрын

Nashi my beloved

@ntemage3395 Жыл бұрын

As soon as he said "pay down to one" I really wanted to watch to see if there is a spike field hazard blowout

@erfunk Жыл бұрын

A few weeks ago, playing EDH, a friend cast Processor and put himself to 1 playing Brion Stoutarm. He sac'd, went to gain back the life, and the tapped out Ragavan player Gut Shot him in response! Sped up the 5p game quite a bit.

@Doctor_Strange_But_Bad_At_MTG Жыл бұрын

@@erfunk that sounds like the best thing ever lmao. But honestly if I was the person playing the Processor I would be mad as hell

@thedude5able Жыл бұрын

@@Doctor_Strange_But_Bad_At_MTG I mean, someone called your bluff, and you lost. Sounds about right to me.

@theetiologist9539 Жыл бұрын

He would love that

@muditjohar5323 Жыл бұрын

I love the confidence in the opponent not remembering that guardian idol can be a 2/2. Confidence for the win!

@colinbrown5646 Жыл бұрын

I think the confidence was actually the opponent not thinking Seth was dumb, and had an answer if they did power up the 2/2.

@brennanmack563 Жыл бұрын

@Colin Brown I'm not super familiar with historic. Is there even a 0 mana answer in the format?

@user-wu8dg7cp1r Жыл бұрын

@@brennanmack563 No. There is a 0 mana counterspell in the format, but with severe drawback, and it can't target activated abilities, so not an option.

@Alex-ht8ss Жыл бұрын

That Mana Tithe was absolutely soul rending...

@derrickthewhite1 Жыл бұрын

It was awesome! Can Seth really complain about being mana tithed?

@Alex-ht8ss Жыл бұрын

When it happens, its glorious. Because you never see it coming lmao

@derekcline950 Жыл бұрын

Seth really needs to keep the Mana Tithe counter around even if he isn't playing it

@brandonchristner1520 Жыл бұрын

Something about seeing Seth get hit with Mana Tithe is hilarious

@victorperron8092 Жыл бұрын

Today I learned that a good Phyrexian Processor Deck is a deck that doesn't draw it's Phyrexian Processor

@seanclark4071 Жыл бұрын

That last game is why you ALWAYS have to make your opponent have it, even if you are 99% sure they have the answer, make them have it

@deshka7563 Жыл бұрын

Seth's enthusiasm for janky brews is super infectious. Best mtg content creator around!

@gregorlangemeier4116 Жыл бұрын

Match 4: Opponent: I'm not afraid of you(r crackle with power)! Seth: Then you will die braver than most.

@Dareianrc36 Жыл бұрын

I know this deck was meant to be a meme mostly but I think playing slightly more conservatively would increase the win rate of the deck. Like against burn, you didn't need to pay that much life lol. What does red do to a 6/6 or 7/7 every turn? Gaining 6-7 and drawing that much is still game ending against burn. Idk maybe I'm reading too much into it. Great vid as always!

@TheAlexdodd Жыл бұрын

agreed, but it's youtube, gotta make the content.

@weirddan455 Жыл бұрын

49:40 Outside of maybe some very strange game state, lethal attackers should always attack the opponent rather than a planeswalker. Here you can kill the Nissa either way. The 19/19s go face forcing opponent to block both. The other 3 creatures attack Nissa but opponent can only block 1 so Nissa dies and opponent is forced to chump. If you just swing all at Nissa, they don't have to chump.

@ODIRGO Жыл бұрын

In match 3 Seth explaining ways to make a more convoluted game in several more turns, just when the opponent surrends. Me in my head "or just use brotherhood's end, then attack and win".

@shinymetalassassin Жыл бұрын

45:29 Bluff of the century! I can't believe that worked!

@MTGGoldfish Жыл бұрын

Me either, lol

@MarkJGGs Жыл бұрын

That sideboard heroic intervention seems like it would be good against mono removal tribal

@razvanrusan9319 Жыл бұрын

Sweet deck! I think it would benefit from running a Tamiyo's Safekeeping to protect selvala and the processor from removal / bounce effects.

@javierflipper2524 Жыл бұрын

I love this gameplay, I really appreciate when a player uploads both their wins and losses, most just edit and upload their wins, you're great keep it up Greetings from Chelyabynsk

@alaraplatt8104 Жыл бұрын

ur truly a very skilled deckbuilder... if i had any idea this was the build for processor i definitely would've voted for it

@xddddddddddddd Жыл бұрын

i mean the other options are janky heroic / fling style deck or incomplete slivers (yuck) or yet another forsakenmonument.dek, easy choice honestly even if seth ends up just going to play angels

@alaraplatt8104 Жыл бұрын

@@xddddddddddddd perhaps i just have some nostalgia for the precursor golem : )

@RPBiohazard Жыл бұрын

Same lol. This exceeded all my expectations

@arthurkeech Жыл бұрын

Absolute awesome. That is a way cooler processor deck then I thought you would make

@B-Ran_the_Man Жыл бұрын

22:30. Best part of the video. No doubt!!

@jasongray435 Жыл бұрын

Haha, I saw this comment before I watched the video. When I saw the event, I thought that must've been it and came back and saw the time you posted. Haha, sure was!! Poor Seth, but you love to see it! :)

@christiansaunders7858 Жыл бұрын

The way I play this card is in combo with Eternity Vessel. Play Eternity Vessel, 20 counters, play Phrexian Processor, play land back to 20.

@MTGGoldfish Жыл бұрын

Ohh, I like it! You can gain the life back immediately with a land drop (although sadly Eternity Vessel isn't on Arena yet). Sounds awesome for a Commander deck though.

@christiansaunders7858 Жыл бұрын

@@MTGGoldfish Yup, that's where I've got it currently. ha ha

@TheREALTheRealAdam Жыл бұрын

What are you gonna do, crackle me? -Opponent about to be crackled

@VRanger100 Жыл бұрын

That's a sweet brew. Could see the strategy working pretty well in a Gruul+ EDH deck if someone wanted to have a jankier style win condition.

@mtgoly6518 Жыл бұрын

This is rad, reminds of Caleb Ganon's pauper storm deck that used delve creatures and 1 mana spells that sac a creature for mana = power. 🤙

@maxfawcett143 Жыл бұрын

Fishelbrand? I run that one, it's so much fun

@mostlyholy6301 Жыл бұрын

Processor is unironically good in Soul Sisters. Sad you missed the opportunity to play Arena's favourite deck.

@abheekpandya8717 Жыл бұрын

You can make this deck mono green if you use Finale of Devastation as the finisher

@boontish1104 Жыл бұрын

Right? I read the write up and was like "What do you mean there are no green finishers??". Not only is it a finisher, but it also finds combo peices.

@brennanmack563 Жыл бұрын

Processor was my favorite card for the longest time when I first got into MTG. I had just the most atrocious deck built around it and Angelic Chorus to mitigate the life loss. Thank you Seth for rekindling my love of this jank card.

@AlexaderOckham Жыл бұрын

The bluff with the IDOL!?" Thats just insane

@sadfsdafsdfasdfasdfs Жыл бұрын

50:12 Two 19/19 tokens should attack opponent, not Nissa

@jaxsonbateman Жыл бұрын

Just made a post saying the same thing. I get that Seth is in super-casual mode for this one, but that was clearly a bad attack.

@NStripleseven Жыл бұрын

“We are playing mono-green…” *has crackle with power in hand*

@kingfuzzy2 Жыл бұрын

So majestic I love it

@roberteaves5108 Жыл бұрын

Finale of Devastation would be a good green finisher

@ELFudgeOreos Жыл бұрын

I know the Phyrexian Processor is more repeatable but you can accomplish similar things with Daemogoth Woe-Titan in that 4 mana slot.

@gurkyembrio8437 Жыл бұрын

Impressive how tilt-proof he is during match 1. Still, very cool deck.

@cuddlequeen3225 Жыл бұрын

This was a struggle but it's cool when it works

@lushG678 Жыл бұрын

That mana tithe was hilarious

@HomeCookinMTG Жыл бұрын

I have been waiting for somebody to build around this card. I tried it in a blue white control shell with Teferi Who slows the sunset to untap it and stuff but I couldn't get it to work

@jaxsonbateman Жыл бұрын

With the Nissa attack with your whole board, the correct play was to attack face with the tokens, and attack Nissa with everything else. Two tokens at face forces away two blockers, or else opponent dies. That leaves one ground blocker for both your Stomper and Elf, meaning you lose your elf while permanently getting rid of one of their creatures (from the face attack). As you did it, they could have killed your Elf and Stomper while not taking out any of their creatures.

@JediMB Жыл бұрын

Since I have a few fresh copies of Phyrexian Processor from Brothers' War, I kinda feel like building a classic Trostani deck for EDH.

@diabeticmonkey Жыл бұрын

Ah, reminds me of Finkle v Maher. The pain of unsleeved duals and grim monoliths

@sagelwi09 Жыл бұрын

loved the guardian idol bluff

@sirusburningham4521 Жыл бұрын

1:31 "Sevala draws us soes cards, but *more importantly*" ...Seth, are you feeling okay?

@shorty1815 Жыл бұрын

When I saw the poll, I was pitying you for having to play this. But the deck seems actually playable! Good job, Seth!

@Playsion126 4 ай бұрын

I won the first ever game of MTG I played against my dad and a friend of his with Phyrexian processor paying 8 live. We used nuts as tokens. I still remember that match well. That's why I clicked seeing the processor in the thumbnail

@SoulofStorm333 Жыл бұрын

I'm kinda confuse if you really need to add red for the lates game threat. i known the whole game plan is the big mana combo, but i feel like just making sure processor make it to the table, with you not too low, and keep making 10/10 would have been enough ? And a real mono-green would have allowed you to not have so many pain land ?

@ryanhebertson7457 Жыл бұрын

I would probably run banefire instead of inferno against control. Inferno is still vulnerable to interaction

@TheDagganoth Жыл бұрын

This deck is *sweet*

@MTGGoldfish Жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@PatJamma Жыл бұрын

Phyrexian Processor is my favorite card in my Trostani EDH deck

@tbomb50 Жыл бұрын

So the brothers end in the hood?

@superspacebird1 Жыл бұрын

No one ever expects the Mana Tithe

@OsvaldoChannel1 Жыл бұрын

Isn't Kiora+Nykthos really good in this shell? Kiora draws cards and untaps both Selvala and Processor and Nykthos helps getting there with the mana as this combo is quite mana intensive

@Kolbalt266 Жыл бұрын

Thoughts on +1 Kazuul's Fury and -1 valakut awakening for a throw at face win

@braxtonbreeden7706 Жыл бұрын

Other appropriate title: “trying to combo while my opponents run hotter than the sun”

@starmanda88 Жыл бұрын

How do you not get tilted lmao there were several times I was angry on your behalf 🥴 I respect you very much Seth

@acelessbros.3111 Жыл бұрын

That mana tithe broke my soul...

@blackiceecko1 Жыл бұрын

Have you ever done a Mirror March and panharmonicon combo?

@sageofstorms Жыл бұрын

I actually pulled a Phyrexian Processer during the main event at MTG Summit and it won me multiple games

@williamkeiser7562 Жыл бұрын

This made me start thinking of children of korlis, then think of ways to get multiples down and try to bring them back for lots of life gain off a processor. If anything, It's a cheaper way to recuperate the life loss.

@danielquigley2695 Жыл бұрын

3:10 - Finale of Devastation??? Otherwise known as magic card I can't afford in real life.

@mtmadd Жыл бұрын

Selesnya humans opponent punted HARD. They could’ve sacrificed their ranger captain of eos to stop you from casting brotherhoods end

@colbybastian17 Жыл бұрын

Please. Please, it's brotherhood'S the S is at the end. Not BrotherShood. Please DX

@tyleradams6817 Жыл бұрын

The Mana Tithe 🤣🤣🤣

@MTGGoldfish Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure I deserved that one :)

@sethchapman1425 Жыл бұрын

I feel you need to protect things. Even if it is on the sideboard.

@curtisbraham5309 Жыл бұрын

That mana tithe in M3G1 was heartbreaking 😢

@blueplayer6197 Жыл бұрын

Nah, people can tithe or blood moon Seth every single day for the rest of his magic career and he'll still be ahead. If you live by the tithe you gotta accept dying by the tithe

@shucka12 Жыл бұрын

its always the ones closest to you.

@horstmotzle6458 Жыл бұрын

Kaito Suzuki :D He probably drive a cool motorbike

@starmanda88 Жыл бұрын

Randy Watson blew you TF out on that play 😂😂😂 no one ever sees it coming!

@jamiekuryla3940 Жыл бұрын

The confidence lol

@AllTop507 11 ай бұрын

OMG it's tOpiary. Like OOOH. Like the letter O. Like a topiary. Like the card. The picture on the card is the definition of the word. T - oh - pee - airy. Besides that great video:)

@DGDevastation Жыл бұрын

Mannn, Seth you could have played Walking Ballista since it's Historic. Then you could have kept it Mono Green!! But, I digress, good video regardless lol

@Samst0n Жыл бұрын

29:32 That GW humans player did not know how to play their deck. They could have ranger captain sacced to prevent you from playing the brotherhoods end, saving their board.

@spegynmerbles3993 Жыл бұрын

I remember my friend had this card in a deck and made a 19/19. I bolted him. He removed said card from his deck

@turnipy88 Жыл бұрын

Brothershood is not a word.

@omgmoonfish Жыл бұрын

Could you not have used the storm ooze to keep this deck mono green or was that a straight commander card?

@ElykEcralc Жыл бұрын

its a modern horizons card. Not on arena

@stevekeenan9673 Жыл бұрын

First draft facing this I had artifact removal and was meh....the 2nd draft I didn't have removal and then realized it was each turn. And got stomped

@gomorrhagaming8151 Жыл бұрын

22:25 i cried laughing my a** off XD reversed positions are delicous XD

@MrZell324 Жыл бұрын

My trostani loves this card

@sireklz1169 Жыл бұрын

For some reason the resolution for me on this video makes it feel like a leak cuz it was shot on a potato camera lol. Prolly a me issue but I thought that was funny

@MTGGoldfish Жыл бұрын

Lol, it look right on my end, I always appreciate a good leak joke though :)

@kylersaunders6539 Жыл бұрын

OMG THE MANA TITHE BRUTAL

@kccrute8239 Жыл бұрын

Good old blue black removal tribal

@androcider Жыл бұрын

Seems like samut giving all your creatures hase makes a good wincon

@GreenRayJC Жыл бұрын

22:31 I have a question for you. Will you pay the 1?

@crazygermn Жыл бұрын

No Return of the Wildspeaker for card draw?

@caleb7882 Жыл бұрын

Ok Seth, now for a real challenge you have to figure out how to make mono white storm work!

@boontish1104 Жыл бұрын

Smothering Tithe and Secret Rendezvous

@yarrrthekraken Жыл бұрын

So did the person doing the playing just punt and Seth was covering?

@yarrrthekraken Жыл бұрын

Regarding the idol bluff, I mean.

@maxwellhelmberger4923 Жыл бұрын

Why not Banefire? That's uncounterable and doesn't get hit by removal.

@albertosartini Жыл бұрын

I'm also wandering why. I guess crackle and Inferno are more valuable when not being used as combo finishers, but I'd at least have one in the sideboard for the blue-black matchups.

@MTGGoldfish Жыл бұрын

Hmm, yeah, that might be better than the other finishers.

@ChaosForce08 Жыл бұрын

Also thinking the same thing, though Inferno showed its worth as a ramp target alongside Selvala in M3 G1 with the Firebreathing paying for itself and drawing a card. Banefire would have looked really mopey in that game.

@cupcakeapplesauce 4 ай бұрын

1st half is Seth getting wrecked

@hunterstrong3318 6 ай бұрын

I really wanted to see phyrexian unlife to pay that last life point

@seangoldman6833 Жыл бұрын

Live by the Mana Tithe. Die by the Mana Tithe.

@crayyonnyadrav4055 Жыл бұрын

Seth got Mana Tithed. the day is saved.

@nitiratp Жыл бұрын

Boring as it might be, why not Craterhoof Behemoth or Ulvenwald Oddity to stay mono-green?

@canismajor1186 Жыл бұрын

When Seth gets Tithe'd it's the same as when a wrestler uses their opponent's finisher.

@Bradley-jm2ou Жыл бұрын

Hey, I thought we we meant to take down tefarious lol and defeat those that falsely wield magic.. I don't know what happened to the guy that was meant to write the white knight story...

@RPBiohazard Жыл бұрын

That bluff and the fact it worked was the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Great video A+

@gcleeman Жыл бұрын

That's not a bluff that is your opponent missing lethal you need some way to interact with your opponent, like having open mana.

@blueplayer6197 Жыл бұрын

Today on against the odds: Seth frustrated with his deck decides to play poker instead and goes all in with a 2/7 off suit, will the opponent call the bluff?