My fave Claus catchphrases: 1- when hit by arty “whoa-whoa I’m stunned again” 2- spamming gold like a mofo 3- from the (xxx) clan , shout out to u guys 4- like a muppet 5- speaking to yuri.

"Your pixel is showing," sounds like a good t-shirt idea.

Claus's commentary with battle is like Cognac with the cigar, just perfect.

Marty is the Claus Kellerdog. He could be a co-commander.

I actually feel a little better now that I've joined the folks not spending any more real money on this game until there is some kind of serious effort to fix the bigger errors.

Might "Cook or Chief" might be a reference to Under Siege, a Steven Segal movie where he plays a cook on the USS Missouri but is actually a super special forces something something or other.

We have a bell for our dogs.. the cat has figured it out by watching the dogs.

Classic CK commentary with key insights, strange analogies and laced with colourful metaphors 😂

That AMX is going for a "Safety Dance".

@ClausKellerman I might have said this before. I had a Collie who would watch me doing DIY around the house etc. When I wasn't watching, he would take one of the tools I was using , so I would have to stop what I was doing and play (which I always did, because I was well trained, obviously!). He also threw toys onto the keyboard when I was at the PC! He was smarter than most people you meet daily too! Of course, I didn't mind when he did these things, his companionship was worth every second of the 'hunt the tool' game 😁 Love the videos as always, thank you for all the great times Claus.

no shit (pun intended), I saw a product last week that was a poop flinger- a big slingshot that flings the freshly bagged poop away from you to an undisclosed location. Imagine being in the park on a picnic and a bag of dog shit lands on (or near) you. Somebody will need a trip to the hospital to get a poop slinger surgically removed from their ass.

Marty has you well trained Claus...Happy Holidays 🎅 🌲

Thanx for sharing a moment in Marty's life 😉. Many thanx Claus.... always a gas.😆😆👍👍

Pz IV probably is overwhelmed, has no Situational Awareness, hasn’t looked at the mini map all match and has no clue who alive or dead. Full muppet panic mode, sat in the back the entire match waiting for this 15 seconds of action and then shit the bed.

being sick and missing work only means i get to watch Claus' video's early!

16:05 "cause you get in tier 10 battles a lot" comment for T10 tank player, LOL, love you Claus :)

@ 15:04 if you read the standard ammo for that AMX, it's Armor-Piercing Capped Common SEMI AP, semi ap, like the non explosive high explosive lol!!

Marty could probably get a stripe on his barrel playing arty.

When I was a kid and had to clean up the dog turds in the backyard during the winter. I would take my hockey stick out and shoot the turds into the surrounding neighbors yards. 😃

The Chief Cook is the most senior steward on a merchant ship. Good show Claus. I pick up my dogs' poop too, I don't like stepping in it as I'm sure others don't like it either.

Claus having a excellent hair day as usual!

We have a thru the wall dog door and ours still open the front door. We have to lock it in the winter as we've woken up in the middle of the night with the door wide open and the furnace running. There are tons of tankers who have no clue how to play very well. Many I'm sure never look at the map.

I've got two dogs Claus. They both poop along the fence line in the back yard. I have a half acre lot, so It's a pretty big yard of native grasses(weeds). I don't pick it up, It just fertilizes my weeds and keeps the deer out of my yard and I have never stepped in their poop because it's not only all in the same place, but it's in an out of the way area of the yard that I don't use except when I mow. They also both ring the bell on the back door from the inside and outside and I'm pretty sure they could both beat me at world of tanks.😅

I come for the Jackson Brown, but I stay for the Safety Dance

Just remember, you good players need the cannon fodder to keep your stats up.

The Safety Dance. Men without hats. You've been watching that commercial Huh. Lol. Yeah it's been stuck in my head too. ...😎

People think chickens are stupid animals! But if you have them they are very smart animals, they work together doing thing they know their names and come to you when called and more. My chicken come out in the morning and all come to the back door. We let them come into the house, they have never shit in the house and they get along with our dogs great. The hens all come in say hi and work their way out to the garage and go lay their eggs in boxes I made for them and then when done they go out front and hang out.

Wolf/Dog Stories, just great !!! I were laughing nearly the whole Video. Forget WoT. Just listen to CLAUS !!!!! ;-) Shout out to you my friend !!! Grettings from good old Germany.

We can flank if we want to We can leave team mates behind 'Cause those noobs don't flank And if they don't flank Well, they're no friends of mine

Safety dance! I love it. LMAO

You and Marty made this show great. Oh and the bells.

I don't do a little scented baggie, I use a shovel and just throw it in the garbage can

Claus losing it...hahaha......there are no other to shoot at Got to love Claus

Classic, classy, classified, Claus.

LOVE your rendition of "The Safety Dance" LOL

claus with canadian wisky....an one avana puro...and the black cats pet.....fantastic vision

My cats live outside and never come into the house. Labrador Philipo I used to have lived for 6 months inside as a puppy because it was winter and he wouldn't survive the freezing cold, but from his first spring I built him a dog house and nothing could have stopped him from living outside. Big or small house it was always like prison to him.

Yes, the do make floor button arrays for dogs. Checkout vidoes of dogs communicating with their owners uswing floor buttons.

Somehow i am beginning to dislike playing Wot but also beginning to loving Claus his videos more! Life is strange sometimes... Thanks for this fun video Claus, you made my day.

Sounds like Matry's watched too many movies...lol.

C'mon, the Pz IV obviously poked the corner to fire at the CC-1 who was still alive in C5 as he was the more easily penetrable target. His gun was still pointing to C5 when he was destroyed. But okay he should have covered the M4 54 whilst withdrawing back into cover. Might of at least made him think twice.

For the first guy you didn't mention that Cook had 2 blind shots but they were extremely smart shots! He knew where Grille was, peaked a bit by bit until he got spotted and blinded the spot where he assumed he was spotted from. And he hit both of these!

Our animals totally rule us. Love my critters. But I only pick up the dog crap when I'm out in the neighborhood. If she's in the back yard, I might take the shovel out once in a while. She tends not to crap in the traffic areas. Its definitely changed over the generations. My dad was a big "animals outside" guy. "im an EU CC and I ..... " lol With the merging of their media channels, its all about EU now. Granted, they have the biggest audience. But still, I miss my weekend codes/rentals and CMDR-AF.

23:55 the Wt has a strong pullout game, unlike his daddy

Tanks for the coffee Claus...have an E4, it's like soft cheese, and nothing like that pen. Glad Marty was able to go.

please make video: Marty taking a poop, you encourage him and paise him with "good boy", and then you clean up the sausage.

lol, love the Talking Heads refs... :) just we "older" knows....

Now I have found something else to take up my time, watch your videos, thanks :)

Bless you Claus. You understand your animal companion and he understands you. What a team :D Mutual respect, no matter what Marty's species is. You are on the path of enlightenment. I bet Quickybaby doesn't even have a pet brick.

It wasn't weird one weirdo, this was actually 3 of the normal ones... lol

I think the pen on my premium APFDS round on my Challenger 2 on tanks console is like 700mm pen. I pray that the match maker glitches some nights so that I end up in a tier X match so that I can go 279e and Sturmtiger hunting.

and you may ask yourself , where is dr. Bolzen ??! Lol great stuff mr. Kellerman like the commentary, keep it up 👍

Every time I see a title like this I’m scared I will see myself

Whenever I need to hear 40 year old pop culture references I know where to look.... ^5 Men Without Hats and Talking Heads

He must be the LEADER OF THE CLAN!

I love your dad and your grandfather. My dad was born in 1908 and he believed cats belonged in the barn to kill rats. If the cats came within 22 rimfire range of the house he would shoot them. We started off with 3-4 cats and ended up with the smart one figuring out his place was in the barn killing and eating rats!

Well good thing that Marty only poops in 10x10 area is you have a small area to re-seed every fall. For sure Marty could do better than majority of WOT Jeff players. Probably more like 75% of them.

Claus, I'm a dog lover, but living in the country I've never really had to pick up dog poop. We would walk the dogs in an area, and spray the turds with a garden hose every once in a while. That's still a huge step up from some of the old farmers and hunters around here. There are some old timers (first or second generation from the old country, or just crusty full bore American geezers, mostly), if their "prize" hunting dog gets knocked up by a mongrel, they will drown or shoot the puppies. (That's a felony in Ohio now, as it should be.)

Shout out to MARTY!!! Thanks CLAUS 👍💯❤️😁

'you get in tier 10 games a lot'.... Claus is it because its a TIER 10 tank !!!!!!

story about bell - check, story about bird incoming ;p

Honestly Claus My dogs don’t give a shit if anyone picks up their shit! That’s the messed up human thing. I walk my dogs in the woods where bears shit. Hence that’s where they shit! Just got the “Merican “TD looks good!! And yes most dogs are smarter than Humans!! The Talking Heads was a great concert! ( 30 years ago lol )

Our dog is outside dog. Of course. But collecting dog shit in garden is better than cleaning kids shoes...

My former dog. Brandy (the great granddaughter of Rin-Tin-Tin) opened the back door and storm door to let herself out but rang the rear doorbell to come in.

The Pz 4? That's the way i play it... LOL

Pz IV didn't have enough gun depression to take the shot.

We do the same thing with the bells for our Husky.

I heard a comedian one time (can't remember who) who was talking about aliens watching us. They observe us walking our dogs and then picking up their poop and determining dogs ran the planet. Hahahaha! (Way funnier told from the comedian obviously). Edit: Bill Burr, I think.

your dissertation on Darwin-isam is (spot) on

Haha😂 safety dance😂

13:00 maybe you can teach him to play arty,no keyboard needed

With a 55 inch screen 19 inches from my face it is not necessary to have a mini-map that covers half or nearly half of the vertical portion of the screen.

If Aliens viewed us from space and saw humans letting the dog outside, feeding the dog and picking up their poop, who would they make first contact with?

What was the AMX thinking at the end, where would the object come from??? Threw it for no reason, I guess brain fart from the pressure

Whats wierd is that Claus couldnt see the CC-1 Mk 2 that the Pz IV was shooting at...but it was not a smart move to go out in front of an M4 54 to shoot at something else.

19 pens in 22 Shots. I call BULL SHIT. HACKER!

Cook of Chief.... You never heard the saying "cook or chief bottle washer"?

Pz TD player also had a dog wanting his attention, hahaha

I just took a crap, can someone come over and pick it up? It's got some protein in it! Dung beetles know something!

how did dogs change man's behaviors' so successfully i too also crap in the same place every day go figure

My grandfather treated his dog the same way! lol

That was amazing insight about how peopel treat dogs now and generations ago. You may say is funny and weird but its smart analyze to

I have the E3 and 4. If I could only have one it’d be E3 but both are very good tanks.

I want a Claus Commander!!!!!!!

As a kid we used the garden hose jet nozzle to dissolve it and treated the area with quick lime , the result deep green beautiful turf as to the Pz question its a bot honestly that's the KISS answer

They must pick a safe place to poop, when you are pooping you are an easy target ;)

20:53 Jolie tir ! :D :)

...from the COOK clan....Shout out to you guys...

Also a good burglar alarm

Ever wondered why dogs are called man's best friend? Here's a hint, we've had dogs a lot longer than we've had toilet paper.....

There is none else to shoot😂

I saw the title, and thought I'd better check that I wasn't in it...

i say get Marty a keyboard check with skill hes probably already using one.

I heard the bells ringing and had to let myself out 😉

He meant to say Chief Cook!

Think the question is how did we fuck up so badly.

was talking to my clan leader while i watched this and he thinks you wildly underestimate how smart your dog is compared to these people...

sometimes i wonder why Claus doesn't try doing standup comic. He's hilarious.

I have never understood use of poop bags for poops in backyard. Just shovel it into corner

I buy food feed and water and care for the muttley but i don't cleanup her sh*t. Aaaaah