Come to Canada please I live in Canada and there are no busses to get to Australia I'm scared of flying only did it twice I hope I never have to again

@@sheismymom I'll buy her a one-way ticket to Canada, so long as you promise to keep her there. I've heard that the United States were going to use this woman's schtick as a tool to extract information from prisoners-of-war, until it was discovered that it would violate The Geneva Convention.

Will You Marry Me ??? 💍 No worries. Im a peaceful guy from the tribe, which was keep out with the Great-Wall. ( these days we live in Europe and calm ) 😁😄😄😃😀😊 So? 💍 Are you ready for me, or need one more day to think? 😁😁😁

"If you’d like to see me live" If it's the live that rhymes with jive, I'm probably too busy and it's out of my way. If it's the other live that rhymes with give, it seems pretty important that I get there.

​@@sheismymom Hi, there are Cruise Ships from Vancouver to Sydney, & the cost is only twice the cost of an inclusive airfare (of course are airfares that are a third of the cost, in comparison, but those airlines make you pay for any food & drink). The Cruise Ships include nearly all food & soft drink, in the starting package, but can purchase an add-on package which also makes the drinks & premium restaurant meal/s cheaper, than if pay/paid onboard. But all food in the standard restaurants, which are very nice & stylish, is included, in the standard fare. There's 3 Cruise Lines, that do Vancouver to Sydney cruises As well it being great on board, you get to visit some of the most beautiful & amazing Pacific Islands, on the way to Australia. Another advantage of doing a cruise is usually don't need any Visas for most of the islands, as if traveling on a cruise ship & in port for less than 24 hours (or can be up to 48 hours re a few countries), don't need it. Just a passport. (Like ALL things tho, check first & I make the disclaimer of that above may not be accurate, & some regulations may have changed, since I did a Pacific cruise) (make sure you get back to the boat well before departure time, as they don't wait for any late-comers even if see you running along the wharf/dock - costs ships lots of $ if they're after their allocated time/s (or before it). Some family friends (U.S. American who live in Portland) of ours did Vancouver to Australia. They invited as on board for a dinner while in Port (which the cruise ships allow you to do to in 1 or 2 ports) but you have to have a passport, or 2 photo ids if don't have a passport. Was funny having to use id, to go where I've walked to the end of the pier/wharf many times, as when no ships in dock, it goes back to being a public land & water area

Many forgot about that the Australian Chinese community started during the Gold Rush. I have met many of Chinese Ancestry that cant speak anything other than english and have various aussie accents. Like an old boy in his 90's once that had the strongest damn Broady accent I ever heard.

@@G.H.O.S.T.254 I didn't even know Australia _had_ a gold rush.

@@Dominator150395 The Gold Rush is long over, but Australia is literally covered in gold, you can pan almost anywhere and atleast find a tiny spec for your effort. Many pan recreationally to this day but there is a very strict focus on making sure not to damage the land because the big giant gold companies leave nothing but ravaged unhealable land in their wake and do nothing to clean up after themselves. I know of several strip gold mines that sit fallow and barren to this day, many attempts have been made to regrow forests that once sat there, but even after 30 years not even grass will grow there. And many others cracked the aquifer water table and contaminated the water supply for a hundred kilometers, leaving no one with clean water except for rain run off from roof guttering and dams. Many have to by their water and ship it in in regional area's.

​@@Dominator150395- during the unknown gold rush, Melbourne was one of the wealthiest cities in the world.

@@user-ot7ec4uc3g and there is still tonnes of gold still around for those that are willing to spend the effort to look for it, the country is covered in it.

Years ago I ate at a chinese restaurant in Virginia and they served bread rolls. I was like wtf. 😂

When I went to Asian restaurants of different kinds in Europe, I was a few times surprised that the staff often didn't speak any English, despite good English being incredibly common in somewhere like Sweden. Until I realised the obvious. People who move to a new country learn the local language, which is why I had that expectation formed back home in Australia, but corrected in Stockholm.

@@c3aloha was it in Front Royal off I-66?

@@c3aloha One day my parents and I were discussing the worst Chinese restaurant we'd ever been to. We lived in Pittsburgh, but my parents and I both said it was in South Bend, Indiana. They turned out to be different restaurants. I had ordered wonton soup, but the owner said she would serve me chicken noodle because it it a dollar cheaper. I much prefer wonton unless it's made by my mother, wife, et cetera.

@@rojoeditor haha I don’t think so but close. Maybe Manassas. They had to adapt to local conditions to survive I guess. This was over 30 years ago too so the area was definitely not as diverse as it is today.

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It's quite an accent though.🫨

3:28 🤣😂

Conversely, I asked a doctor of mine (who was Asian) how long he’d lived here. He thought I was asking if he was from America. He said, “My whole life.” And I said, “No, how long have you lived HERE?” He looked confused and then said, “About five years.” I said, “Okay, good. Do you have any restaurants you recommend in this town?” Poor guy.

Shame 😭

I had someone in Australia ask me 'Where are you from? Your english is very good.' I'm from England 😂😂

His name wasn't Jason was it? (obscure book reference)

I had a coworker who was Nigerian, and he had a flawless generic American accent that he learned from TV. The security guards were also Nigerian, and didn't really speak English, just Yoruba, which was also my coworker's main language. But he said the security guards were dicks so he just pretended to be an American for the several months he worked there lol.

I think this guy knocked up my cousin. 🤔

Jason Asano

Similar story, I'm Polynesian who ended up living in Japan for couple of years. Move too Hawaii then Australia but Have fam in NZ. I was helping my friend do deliveries for some cash. Got too one restaurant its owned by a Japanese and Maori couple I didn't know at the time. My mate tells me the dude helping with the delivery is Japanese, he is actually the son. Looking Nihonjin az, here I go too greet him in Nihongo. The man speaks too in the Horiest nz accent eg.. Up 2 my bro, you helping the bro?? Chur mean how you liking the Mahi lol

I used to see a Chinese guy from Ireland and yeah the brain takes a second to adjust. His brain probably took a while to adjust to seeing anyone at all talk in an accent other than Irish when he came to Australia...

Swedish. Could speak with a Swedish accent or English accent. She had to "do" English one, only because hadn't lived there for a while, but it was very natural sounding. Her accent changed while growing up, due to the move. Chinese & English parents that moved to Sweden. - - - French accent with French first name & Spanish last name. Of Japanese appearance. Not born in France or Japan. French & Japanese parents, with Spanish ancestry as well. After meeting & speaking to those 2, I stopped making any assumptions re face = where they are from; & that their heritage is what their accent is. I learnt all that about them, within first several minutes of meeting, as was both interested, & processing, so asked

@@CBM_Walks Totally understand. It was the seeing a Chinese face and talking to Shrek bit that threw me for a few seconds. Also needed a second to adjust to the really thick Scottish accent.

@@Alone47 Besides from that much of my family (recent-ish ancestory) lived in areas that were Goldfields so Chinese-Australian has relevance re early Australia (after 1788) as many Chinese males came from Canton region to Victorian & Queensland goldfields, one of my Great Great Grandfathers came from south-east China in 1842. Another GG Grand Father came from Scotland. Through some people being a bit naughty - lol (doing something before marriage, & therefore next descendant didn't stay within same family line but ended up with another) I have appearance of (what some would say is) Scottish Australian but my cousin, with black hair & dark eyes, & who I'm blood related to, is direct straight line descendant from that first Chinese immigrant, which is also the Only asian line across all my/our family trees. Another GG Father is/was from France. So, that is a very long explanation (sorry), as to why anyone that makes/ puts a comment like (at around 4:00) that Jenny talks about, can often be less "Australian" than persons of Chinese appearance, since many came to Australia through the 1850s 1860s 1870s & into the mid 1880s. Approx 8,000 to 10,000 ppl. Many were single males, so married Scottish, English, and a few Irish women (or married next descendant females, of Australia born with Scottish, English, or Irish, parents. There were married Chinese males too that came alone, & going to return, after "striking it rich" on goldfields. Most didn't tho (& they just wanted to get enough, to sell to live a bit more comfortably in China than being poor). While most Chinese married males returned approx 20% of married ones didn't. The above scenarios also apply for many English males, & U.S. Americans (as Californian goldfields started running out), and others of UK/Anglo-Saxon descent, coming to Australia from 1850s-1880 So All that is more reasons why I try to not assume but also do have that "disconnect" thing on occasion, since I also have connect & disconnect to my f'n self, at same time lol. By the way, through the family trees (with some lines gotten back to 500 AD) we discovered that 1 married couple (current) are distant cousins lol. The connection of ancestory is 1300 years ago, so far enough back that there's no issue, but an in-law relative of mine (that I'm not related to - well wasn't) are now calling each other 'Cousin' as we think it's weird, interesting, & funny. Anyone who thinks/puts a comment like that d**k did should do a DNA test. Not only would they be a stunned mullet, they'd have a cow

I met a scouse Asian woman in liverpool once and my brain did the same thing, had the thickest scouse accent I’ve heard in a while

I've never heard anyone more Australian in my life

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Used to work with a bloke who was Austrian/Malay and had the THICKEST Scottish accent you've ever heard! Like the kind even other Scotts can't understand...

@@stevebutchart3638 Austrian/Malay? Or Australian/Malay? (If the first, bet his mother was a nurse...)

@@irgendwieanders2121 Austrian. Though we live in Australia. It was 15 years ago, but I think he did say she was a nurse.

@@stevebutchart3638 thx. interesting combination & it is a big world out there

There... are more ? 😳

@@TheeSlickShady_Dave_K no, she just has two accounts. The rest of Australia is just emus and kangaroos /s

@@adamk.7177 😂👍🏼👍🏼

@@TheeSlickShady_Dave_K Lol, yes there are more. Besides the UK, East Asians are the biggest immigrant group here

@@TheeSlickShady_Dave_KLots more. My ex-partner is exactly like Jenny.

@ibast, if you'd hadn't seen them, would you have thought wtf is Pauline doing in Asia. lol I thought of mentioning Pauline in another comment, for an example of very aussie or bogan accent, but too many people reckon Pauline's accent isn't. And it is now bit more of a general Queensland accent with some words with more accent. But when we first ever heard Pauline, that was not the accent/voice you expected to hear, after the introduction on radio or TV, of a politician. Pity you didn't or couldn't talk to those girls, probably would've been interesting conversation. Perhaps could yelled G'day, or cooee (& although many younger people don't know cooee, there's no mistaking it's Aussie accent

how did u know they were vietnamese if they talk bogan

@@inertia179 He said he saw them before he heard them. Vietnamese-Australian is one of the major sub-demographics in Australia. So they looked Vietnamese (or at least, Asian). There is a Vietnamese style look, & I don't mean re facial/skin. I've heard the very aussie accent from a couple of Vietnamese here. Of course those girls may have been of other Asian demographic, but considering there is many Vietnamese & many Vietnamese-Australians in Australia, & Vietnam is a major destination (for both holidays, & working; lot of Australian doctors & dentists work for 6 or 12 months in Vietnam) So yeh as they were Asian & in Vietnam, he perhaps assumed they were Vietnamese, but given the situation, & with bogan accent, it's a somewhat fair assumption they were persons of Vietnamese origin. (that were born in or grown in Australia). Generally, a lot of the Vietnamese demographic in Australia dates to the 1970s, so a very aussie accent would not be surprising. Just in a location, (sometimes), outside Australia, you might do a double take. I often get very annoyed at people who make assumptions based only on appearance (& will tell them they're idiots), but there was enough in his post, & if good knowledge re demographics of areas in Australian cities (& which I have), if he made any assumptions, they were ok imo. Now, if you want to why it would be much less likely they'd be Chinese with a bogan accent in Vietnam, let me know. Jenny's accent isn't bogan aussie, btw. It's just very aussie I'm now thinking of a good Vietnamese friend who went to visit Vietnam, who'd never been there & everyone kept talking to her in Vietnamese. Which she doesn't know except the very basics. Her accent? A general Australian rounded accent. Because she was born in Australia, But all the Vietnamese people she met in Vietnamese assumed she lived there or is from there

@@inertia179 I didn't. That was the point of my anecdote. I just assumed they were, because they looked like locals.

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“Got it” ? We’ve all got it, why shouldn’t she have it?

@gloryglory5688 In her video Jenny mentions that she was born in another country. She didn't say at what age her family immigrated. Accent is something we start to learn before we're born .. from 28 weeks gestation foetuses can hear, and babies cry in the accent they experienced before birth. The first few years of life are very important to language acquisition. For example, a person who isn't exposed to the phonemes of a language in their formative years will struggle to be able to hear them clearly, let alone learn to say them, later. It's not unusual for immigrant families to teach their children a language other than English at home.

Well, Nicole was born in the USA.

she sounds like someone from the countryside. doesn't make sense because most immigrants move to the cities.

That isn’t hard

And yet, I'd rather date either of those two.

😂😂😂❤❤❤🎉

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You fitted in with the locals? So you’re Pakistani?

My new year resignation is to wear overalls at some point in 2024.

@@sheismymom My new year's resolution is to avoid stupid videos like this one.

You don't call them dungarees?

not sure I live in Canada I call them "overalls" lol@@GlynOC

ahh well I've learned that today!@@sheismymom

I have a really weak, effeminate voice... which totally matches my face

"My name... Jeff" type moment.

It is not just race. People expect Minnie Mouse voice from petite females. People expect a deep voice from a lumberjack looking guy. If I travel to another part of my country they don’t expect my accent. It is called stereotyping and has been around forever.

@@Dave-sw2dm You may be right. Not only am I a Mexican who sounds exactly like a white person and doesn't seem like. I have any trace of hispanic culture culture and my upbringing But I'm also 300 pounds and I have a voice that definitely does not sound like. I am three hundred pounds also shut up YOU'RE fat

@@Dave-sw2dm Those examples 😂 But I have to disagree slightly, if you are also implying that this type of stereotyping is evil. It’s not a malice type stereotyping. It’s just that our brains form certain profiles for certain kinds of factors. Which is not accurate & having the ability loosen it is good. But, just stereotyping like in face not matching voice case isn’t harmful either.

They could if they wanted to.

I read this comment like 5 times and didn't understand it. Help a stupid guy out please lol

@@Muzikman127 For people to become an Australian citizen they ultimately have to go to an interview where they are asked ridiculous 'Aussie' questions, which most Australian high school students don't even know, like "Which arm of government has the power to interpret and apply laws?" I accompanied my wife to the interview. The questions were asked verbally. The interviewer would ask the question and I was pretending to qualify the question in my wife's native language, however, I was giving her the answers. You're not allowed to do this now. 😊😊

@@user-uk7se7ez7r Honestly, if they can't understand the questions themselves, they shouldn't be allowed to be citizens. As long as the questions are in a high-school level of english (or the native tongue of the country). If I moved to germany and became a citizen, I'd assume I need to be relatively fluent (B1, maybe B2) in german. Same in the netherlands, france, etc.

⁠@@Programmdude this isn’t really a great thresh hold either tbh - if we based citizen eligibility on having high school level english, many of my classmates back in hs would need their citizenship revoked lol. theres also learning disabilities, physical disabilities, psychatric etc. to take into account. there’s many aboriginal communities as well where english is not their first language and they’re surely the most australian you could get. even though english is most widely used here, it’s not even our official language - we don’t have one - so it wouldn’t really make sense for it to be the deciding factor imo basic english to get you through a day, sure, but being able to understand complex sentences in english, maybe not the best indicator of australian-ness

I live in Epping and my nephews went to school with her. It's a small world.

@@Allannah_Of_Rome wow that's so cool!

This woman's timing is like Dictator's Dan integrity: non-existent.

​@@markv1274 I have 50 likes for my comment I left. You're entitled to your own opinion.

@@markv1274 that was terrible 😐 No one outside of Aus knows ‘dictator dan’. Learn to troll. Also ratio’d lol ^

LolZ

The nutbush dance is generally believed to be an Australian thing….

Same, never heard of Jenny and subbed, gold!

There is a slight difference in nuance between bogan and redneck, I feel. I think bogan sits somewhere between redneck and ghetto, minus the race subtext in the latter, but dialing up the class subtext to compensate.

THANKS, needed this clarification for sure!

@justinmorgon. Hi. "Bogan" isn't exactly the equivalent of American 'Redneck'. (it's just the nearest word/type to explain it). A better description of Bogan is "a bit rough" in style and speech. Jenny's accent is how some Bogans would also sound. (some, not all). However, there's also thing called "cashed-up" bogans. Definitely not unsophisticated, just might sound it from way they talk. Of course there are also the many "true bogans". After 4 or 5 VBs, or Fruitly Lexia, nearly everyone becomes Bogan, lol There's several types of Bogans, just like there's (more than) several types of Australian accent. Jenny's is not common now in Melbourne or Sydney & in a lot of Brisbane any more, except in some outer suburbs. Many Australians are commenting, in/on Jenny's videos it's the "most Australian" accent they've heard. That type of Aus accent was common till the 90s, but in the cities, at least it's often more rounded now. But there's also the frequent Euro-Australian accent, which is another, again. (Although, quite a number of Austalians don't realise they're own accent is more "Australian" that they think)

@@citybeatdisco19 Thanks not in the slightest for that needlessly complicated, largely untrue essay.

​@@markv1274 Are you Justin? No?! Was I talking to you?!! Do you butt in on the other people conversations often, _ _ _ _ (see @4:05) You've also misread some of it. When I said "real Bogans" in sentence after re "cashed up" Bogans, I wasn't referring to "Cashed up". You've also missed the joke in it. Which was to imply the stuff before was best explanation for something that can't really be explained, in response to Justin's comment. (who didn't ask me for a comment, either; just like I didn't ask you, for one!). I already pretty much have figured out where you are - actually it's more re you aren't because of your comment & rudeness, & you thinking there's not several aussie accents & which have changed over time. I also assume you've never been to Northern Australia. The following is TRUE. There not one single Australian accent. The Qld accent (north of Brisbane) can be different to a Melbourne or Sydney inner-middle suburbs accent. An Adelaide accent is different to a Melbourne accent. "Can be different". That does not mean it always. Differences can be subtle & nowhere like amount of difference of UK accents, & even north v south US accents. Some Melbourne outer Westies' accent is closer to the Qld one, but in Sydney many westies accent has changed due to the change in demographics there. As for the Melbourne Euro-Aussie accent in the 70s/80s watch Acropolis Now. Or for more recent, Superwog, on youtube. As for Sydney's west (some, not all!) accent, watch here come the habibs. As for what used to be a more common Aussie accent in 70s/80s, watch early years of Neighbours & Home & Away. (Plenty clips on youtube) Paul Hogan, Shane Warne, Rebel Wilson has aussie bogan accents, early on, but as they did more in media, their accents modified. Steve Irwin's accent never did, & it was a rare accent, at that time, but it was more common place, going back (Watch 'Dad & Dave' movies). As for the You may hear Jenny's type of accent more often where you are, but I've rarely heard it in East Cost inner suburbs & most middle suburbs for quite some years, except in Brisbane a bit. That's not to say, that don't hear it on occasions in inner Melbourne/inner Sydney just not much. How's that for an essay?! If you/anyone is (see @4:05), it's my way to be (@4:05) back. I was going to put emojis where I mean things not seriously, but I can't be ar**d. How that's for being real (see @4:10)

i literally just experienced this and couldn't agree more with you ❤

Exactly.

What comedy?

Now you can mention it in conversation 14x per day

I was assuming that because she said Epping, the taxi trip was in Melbourne ... Epping is a long distance from the city, so I googled the tunnel thinking it might be some small one in the suburbs somewhere that I hadn't heard of. Nope. Sydney.

@@jamesrowlands8971 Hi, & haha, I previously looked up distance from Melbourne to Sydney's Epping. Just for fun, as knew this was recorded in Sydney (from the jokes in other clips, from this 1 hour show). Sydney's Epping (which you now know anyway, but mentioning for others who may not) is a middle-outer suburb, so travel time from Syd's CBD isn't much different, to the time from Melb's CBD to Melb's Epping. About 10 or so minutes, depending if use freeways or usual roads. If Jenny uses that joke when she's doing Melbourne Comedy Festival in March-April, same joke would work (say "staying there"), but she's going to have change the tunnel. lol. City Link tunnel might not get as as good as a laugh tho. Jenny also references Burwood in a joke, in another video, but again it's Burwood in Sydney, & the joke wouldn't work at all for Melb's Burwood

@@CBM_Walks thank you for this. I wondered if the context changed because a taxi fare to Epping would be pretty good. And the driver would be pissed if you got off at an inner city tunnel for sure. Even if you were legit living homeless in one of the escape ladders. It does annoy me how much we reuse really Anglo place names here. I had all sorts of trouble living in Melbourne's Bayswater due to the one in NSW and WA.

Tasmania?

@@baerlauchstal Texas 🤣

@@TheRabidfan Were we just supposed to guess the country?

As a 10th or 11th generation british Australian, that’s a pommy, not a “regular Australian”

@@atriox7221 obviously she thought of herself as a regular "true" Australian because she is of british origin, even though she was no more Australian than the other girl. And no doubt, mainstream Australian society makes it, and wants it to feel that way

@@USUG0 I thought for that to be true the British person had to arrive with a one-way ticket sponsored by the contemporaneous ruler of Britannia?

It is, but technically she's not an ABC. She obviously grew up here but she was born in fucking Finland of all places. FBCAG. Finland born Chinese Australian Grown?

@Tel3gramme-nomnomjenny wow it is you! Yes I love the different experiences of dual nationalities. About forty percent of the population is anyway. It kinda makes me sad to think other duals nationals are out there who will not experience the joy of being at a sporting match in Australia yelling "destroy that aussie" and all the aussies around you will just laugh and make jokes. Us kiwis can do that. You maybe not so much.....hang on you can! By wearing an all blacks jumper at a bledisloe cup game! 😆 Sorry 2:30am here and got insomnia....mind is restless.

haha this reminds me of Poms almost cheering Australia on when England are doing poorly in the Ashes

Y'know, she could just be making it up for her routine, right?

@0w784g oh no... My..world is...shattered now... 🤣 do you really think comedy is the place for verbatim story telling. That's the point. There's a kernel of truth that gets comedic flavour added to it. You do know that, right? 😂

@@williamwillaims oh, man. What a train wreck of a reply… Maybe you should get into ignoring internet comments too.

@@Wintersoxfan77864 ok, cool guy 😎...on...the...internet 🤓

Its not about me at all.@@williamwillaims

Most of us don’t, but sadly the minority that do are incredibly loud.

@@nerissarowan8119 I get that, there are certainly enough cretins up here to give us all a bad name.

Yeah, we also start fights in pubs. 😅 Ok fine, I've never done it, I'll deport myself ig.