My First Spray Tan at One of Yelp’s Worst-Rated Tanning Salons | One Star Reviews

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5 жыл бұрын

It’s been a long, long winter, and Taji is ready for the summer. To get a head start on his summer bod, he took to Yelp in search of the lowest-rated tanning salon he could find, in order to transform his skin to the perfect shade of orange.
So naturally, he went off to New Jersey to experience the services of a salon that’s tanned iconic celebrities including the cast members of “The Jersey Shore” and “The Real Housewives.”
Unfortunately, Sizzle Tans has received a heap of one-star reviews from people claiming to have experienced bad customer service - and subpar tanning results. At the risk of getting burned, Taji went to get a spray tan from one of Yelp’s worst-rated tanning salons to see if the reviews are accurate, or if they could redeem themselves.
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@VICE
@VICE 9 ай бұрын
It’s time to set a reminder! A new episode of One Star Reviews is airing on October 22nd.
@youngbroony744
@youngbroony744 5 жыл бұрын
My man fell in love with the girl spraying him😂😂
@jblackops99
@jblackops99 5 жыл бұрын
It's the first woman besides his mom to see him that naked
@ColourMeInvisible
@ColourMeInvisible 5 жыл бұрын
I kind of did too 😂
@lukaswatts8422
@lukaswatts8422 5 жыл бұрын
Love at first site
@jblackops99
@jblackops99 5 жыл бұрын
@@lukaswatts8422 Sight*
@jake.g.263
@jake.g.263 5 жыл бұрын
Your husband has no taste 😂
@dgnz7628
@dgnz7628 5 жыл бұрын
Taj is so cringe that it's actually captivating
@dukebro3974
@dukebro3974 5 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂😂
@volgax3646
@volgax3646 5 жыл бұрын
SA Tauranga Right? I can’t tell if it’s on purpose
@gracecummins6886
@gracecummins6886 5 жыл бұрын
I comply....
@dgnz7628
@dgnz7628 5 жыл бұрын
@@volgax3646 I too wondered at first but he just has a natural awkwardness. I personally think it's just him!
@JBravo-id1uj
@JBravo-id1uj 5 жыл бұрын
It kills me
@jimmyispromo
@jimmyispromo 3 жыл бұрын
His 90s blue flame shirt gets me every time
@viperishyin
@viperishyin 3 жыл бұрын
Was going to thumb up but it's at 69 so that's nice.
@jonirnmomba4130
@jonirnmomba4130 3 жыл бұрын
He’s NAILING the Guy Fieri Winter Line of Flame shirts. The “Icy Hot”’is hard to pull off. He’s OWNING the look.
@joecastillo9866
@joecastillo9866 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I used to have a red one
@guillermobaier
@guillermobaier 3 жыл бұрын
Do you know where can I get one?
@moisescarrillo6991
@moisescarrillo6991 3 жыл бұрын
@@guillermobaier go to your local thrifts stores your bound to find a few no doubt! 😂
@jakedeen7441
@jakedeen7441 4 жыл бұрын
guys, him being socially awkward is his own doing. like he does it on purpose because he knows its hilarious
@DailyGamers15
@DailyGamers15 4 жыл бұрын
Jake Deen we know it’s just funny to highlight it😂
@truculenttabasco
@truculenttabasco 4 жыл бұрын
But what if it's not hilarious? 🤔
@futurfry
@futurfry 4 жыл бұрын
@@truculenttabasco then u dislike maybe or no
@saintsergio5592
@saintsergio5592 4 жыл бұрын
@@DailyGamers15 yes he does it on purpose
@butdaddy8361
@butdaddy8361 4 жыл бұрын
Jake Deen ok
@holoex4475
@holoex4475 5 жыл бұрын
This dude creates so cringey and awkward moments it’s hilarious
@burdistan
@burdistan 5 жыл бұрын
your spelling is hallairous
@annalecroix305
@annalecroix305 5 жыл бұрын
HoloEX i find it oddly charming
@IMSunnyDude
@IMSunnyDude 5 жыл бұрын
Yah it is funny. Like the very end taking to her lol
@batfleckforever3594
@batfleckforever3594 5 жыл бұрын
@@annalecroix305 I find it evenly cringy.
@forshzzlemahnzzle2857
@forshzzlemahnzzle2857 5 жыл бұрын
nothing wrong with his spelling it's his grammar
@hatemkamel6039
@hatemkamel6039 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is a 1 star at conversations
@seanowens1058
@seanowens1058 5 жыл бұрын
Hatem Kamel I’m dead
@hubertcrackhead2905
@hubertcrackhead2905 5 жыл бұрын
Probably talks to more people in one day than you talk to in a year lmao
@ladygagamonsterfan8
@ladygagamonsterfan8 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like it’s part of the act
@jamesmorrison7989
@jamesmorrison7989 5 жыл бұрын
hubert crackhead you really think this guy is a good conversationalist? that just shows how bad you are at talking to people.
@itcouldbeworse5851
@itcouldbeworse5851 5 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmorrison7989 You are obviously not very good at reading.
@jakesmall3454
@jakesmall3454 3 жыл бұрын
I read a comment saying this guy looks like a snapping turtle when he smiles and now I can’t unsee it lmao
@itsmeanne
@itsmeanne 3 жыл бұрын
Same 🤣🤣
@nickkellerman1638
@nickkellerman1638 3 жыл бұрын
🖕🏾
@EuSouPrimoDele
@EuSouPrimoDele 3 жыл бұрын
i was just thinking the same thing, this show is gold!
@swishersweets7095
@swishersweets7095 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@crixusgainz9570
@crixusgainz9570 3 жыл бұрын
🥴
@bananaswag7928
@bananaswag7928 4 жыл бұрын
I swear there was a connection with taj and that staff girl 😂
@x-Abraham-x2
@x-Abraham-x2 4 жыл бұрын
@TheCrazyKid1381 Nah lowkey she was kinda vibing with Taji
@Vinkie
@Vinkie 4 жыл бұрын
this guy breathes sex appeal
@yojo7870
@yojo7870 3 жыл бұрын
Banana Swag, yea. There was a connection. He came in with a tv camera crew. That's all.
@liamwiltshire3400
@liamwiltshire3400 5 жыл бұрын
I actually felt so bad for her when she said she was nervous, she seemed lovely
@mrwoody1413
@mrwoody1413 5 жыл бұрын
Liam Wiltshire you could tell she was dying inside, I felt bad.
@ParallelUniversity
@ParallelUniversity 5 жыл бұрын
@@mrwoody1413 She was just pretending to be nervous and sweating so he wouldn't figure out she is actually a robot after all
@morpher728
@morpher728 5 жыл бұрын
She sucks tho
@emiliomarbanjr
@emiliomarbanjr 5 жыл бұрын
@@morpher728 what?
@morpher728
@morpher728 5 жыл бұрын
@@emiliomarbanjr Ass spray tan
@tt-ln4mc
@tt-ln4mc 5 жыл бұрын
Can we just take a second to appreciate who the hell edited this video
@cesarebachelli
@cesarebachelli 5 жыл бұрын
This star swipe is epic
@caseyfeikema3026
@caseyfeikema3026 5 жыл бұрын
Seriously, it's probably better than that spray tan.
@yourdad1098
@yourdad1098 5 жыл бұрын
Your Daddy wait thats my name
@jq_ke4261
@jq_ke4261 5 жыл бұрын
Merope Angel oh yeah yeah
@ReecytheRapper
@ReecytheRapper 5 жыл бұрын
Your Daddy it was me!!!
@meghpatel1
@meghpatel1 4 жыл бұрын
He should take her out on a date, they both are equally awk but she likes that lowkey
@DonceBeats
@DonceBeats 4 жыл бұрын
Megh Patel she’s definitely not that awkward or even near.
@Isaiah-tp7ue
@Isaiah-tp7ue 4 жыл бұрын
Lolmaetzvg stfu chad
@sludgerat666
@sludgerat666 4 жыл бұрын
@@Elennmin "shredded alpha dude"
@williammares21
@williammares21 4 жыл бұрын
@@sludgerat666 like wtf lmao
@LokiPii
@LokiPii 4 жыл бұрын
Take it from a girls perspective; she was NOT digging it.
@escrows
@escrows 4 жыл бұрын
*THE VIBE THOUGH* Bro you literally found your soulmate and she's already seen you basically naked so I mean I'm no scientist but the math is spelled out perfectly here. Yes
@futureshaman83
@futureshaman83 4 жыл бұрын
Lol at the idea of a soul mate
@maxv0085
@maxv0085 4 жыл бұрын
Future Shaman lol because you said "lol at"
@futureshaman83
@futureshaman83 4 жыл бұрын
@@maxv0085 What's wrong with it?
@maxv0085
@maxv0085 4 жыл бұрын
Future Shaman Because who in their right mind would "lol at"
@futureshaman83
@futureshaman83 4 жыл бұрын
@@maxv0085 I can't help not to lol at you for saying this
@jsaywefw5526
@jsaywefw5526 5 жыл бұрын
Someone said he lookd like a snapping turtle when he smile💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@kyrinky
@kyrinky 5 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@ahgajaye
@ahgajaye 5 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@edgeyman3007
@edgeyman3007 5 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO
@greatnessawaits4151
@greatnessawaits4151 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooooooooo!!!!!!!
@CandyFloss162010
@CandyFloss162010 5 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooooo I’m real life laughing bc it’s true
@px30silver4ever
@px30silver4ever 5 жыл бұрын
This dude had me geeked with those eye protectors having a full conversation with her 🤣🤣
@emperorfloch
@emperorfloch 5 жыл бұрын
Same bruh 😭💀💀💀
@Pompnumber
@Pompnumber 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!
@collin1253
@collin1253 5 жыл бұрын
True confidence
@artofwar420
@artofwar420 5 жыл бұрын
Hater blockers level Deus Ex
@mckayladill5551
@mckayladill5551 5 жыл бұрын
You can see through them lol
@xbow3335
@xbow3335 4 жыл бұрын
He caught feelings for the spray tan lady
@dianehoughton5555
@dianehoughton5555 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah... Lol 😆
@matthewharris2264
@matthewharris2264 3 жыл бұрын
I did to just watching this
@3badthebad
@3badthebad 2 жыл бұрын
you can tell she caught feelings for him too 😂
@yubia5216
@yubia5216 2 жыл бұрын
@@jh9875 The other girl said have a nice life not her
@maxcovfefe
@maxcovfefe 4 жыл бұрын
Please One Star Review... - eye exam - dental cleaning - prostate exam
@jeremias-serus
@jeremias-serus 4 жыл бұрын
@@vasiovasio That's a colonic, not a prostate exam.
@adamburgos1182
@adamburgos1182 4 жыл бұрын
Max Covfefe no eye exam we don’t want him to get torchered
@maxcovfefe
@maxcovfefe 4 жыл бұрын
@@adamburgos1182 Just thought he should have a well-rounded checkup.
@catenthusiast81
@catenthusiast81 4 жыл бұрын
@@adamburgos1182 that is a very creative way to spell tortured. .......and I LOVE IT.
@samsondees
@samsondees 4 жыл бұрын
They did the dental exam... Hi
@grillacoupe
@grillacoupe 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao dude i fucking love this guy. His awkwardness is way too perfect and the editing is awesome.
@jamesbspivey947
@jamesbspivey947 5 жыл бұрын
Same, can't help but like the guy. Hopefully, as his success grows he will have more luck with females!!!
@grillacoupe
@grillacoupe 5 жыл бұрын
James Spivey i hope he never changes
@rollaroyce747
@rollaroyce747 5 жыл бұрын
@@kyrozephyr8628 takes a smart man to play dumb
@STOICDevelopmentcenterofEARTH
@STOICDevelopmentcenterofEARTH 5 жыл бұрын
Mr diddle bro so cringy
@OmarMohamed-yn3zy
@OmarMohamed-yn3zy 5 жыл бұрын
I turned 999 likes to 1k
@bigaschwing2296
@bigaschwing2296 4 жыл бұрын
You absolutely went through that heartfelt conversation with those red things covering your eyes
@hipopotomusman
@hipopotomusman 4 жыл бұрын
fuck this guy is gold
@dennyrulos4847
@dennyrulos4847 4 жыл бұрын
@@hipopotomusman Literally
@hipopotomusman
@hipopotomusman 4 жыл бұрын
@@dennyrulos4847 lmaooo! true that
@StalwartShinobi
@StalwartShinobi 4 жыл бұрын
And i feel they left white rings around his eyes 😂
@DazedMMJ87
@DazedMMJ87 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ladysun7965
@ladysun7965 4 жыл бұрын
"Sorry, I just got nervous and I need to pee"
@angieb347
@angieb347 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@zanifeernajneen41
@zanifeernajneen41 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@schirikhabe8999
@schirikhabe8999 4 жыл бұрын
This guy just says nothing and just stands there with his weird laugh which makes the situation more akward than it is
@user-pv4qq6ud9j
@user-pv4qq6ud9j 5 жыл бұрын
This guy sure does look like a snapping turtle when he smiles
@ziutasow2244
@ziutasow2244 5 жыл бұрын
Vanny L omfg lol
@shuvraasamaiyar3418
@shuvraasamaiyar3418 5 жыл бұрын
IM DEAD OMG 💀😂
@Tat2ist_Chris
@Tat2ist_Chris 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo
@Sergio-fu7mv
@Sergio-fu7mv 5 жыл бұрын
Vanny L lmfao, when he gave her that creepy smile at the end when he was about to leave. That killed me. 😭😂
@darthneph4900
@darthneph4900 5 жыл бұрын
😂👍
@levikun2737
@levikun2737 5 жыл бұрын
That smile. That goddamn smile. It still haunts me.
@uploaded113redone
@uploaded113redone 5 жыл бұрын
He's the type of dude i would expect to see in a courtroom with 4 murder charges , so fucking creepy
@omarparedes7220
@omarparedes7220 5 жыл бұрын
This is the girl from sizzle tan
@biancalawson9044
@biancalawson9044 3 жыл бұрын
I have the weirdest and most unexplainable crush on Taji, like the kinda guy who takes you to olive garden on your first date in a Prius with board shorts on
@NinjaSushi2
@NinjaSushi2 3 жыл бұрын
Olive garden is so nasty
@Bebedollie
@Bebedollie 3 жыл бұрын
@@NinjaSushi2 why lots of people go there then
@LaceLoop
@LaceLoop 3 жыл бұрын
@@Bebedollie people are nasty
@atheistsince1210
@atheistsince1210 2 жыл бұрын
Taj clearly owns his persona and everything he does he’s the total opposite of egotistical and judge mental I just can’t stop fucking laughing:-)
@charliecastillo1244
@charliecastillo1244 2 жыл бұрын
Me too! Lol
@flatzfishing9083
@flatzfishing9083 4 жыл бұрын
"love can be cruel sometimes" as taji walks away imagining what could've been. Oof.
@celeste-noxx
@celeste-noxx 3 жыл бұрын
Pls😭😭😭💀💀💀
@burnttoast3535
@burnttoast3535 5 жыл бұрын
The way these videos are edited make me feel like I’m watching a video from the early 2000’s
@patrickm7727
@patrickm7727 5 жыл бұрын
More like the 90s...
@subscriber6181
@subscriber6181 5 жыл бұрын
@@patrickm7727 The early 2000s were basically the 90s
@tonebone2895
@tonebone2895 5 жыл бұрын
I think that's what they were going for.
@carrieharlow435
@carrieharlow435 5 жыл бұрын
Very 2003
@josiahmrla7054
@josiahmrla7054 5 жыл бұрын
same
@Euphytoseful
@Euphytoseful 5 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if that flame shirt is on purpose to go with the "awkward" character or if that's what he wears casually.
@ChrisSmith-ym1bv
@ChrisSmith-ym1bv 5 жыл бұрын
He wears it all the time
@tyler1234321
@tyler1234321 5 жыл бұрын
It's a Guy Fiere Shirt. Definitely for the memes.
@cris5244
@cris5244 5 жыл бұрын
its prada
@sivartb7273
@sivartb7273 5 жыл бұрын
The flame shirt is a lifestyle.....666 likes!
@jackbtingey
@jackbtingey 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@YouTubeSupportTeams
@YouTubeSupportTeams 4 жыл бұрын
i think at the end he was trying to get the girl to say he was Hot as the opposite of cool, but it never happened :(. so he just gave her an awkward stare. LOL. Legend.
@stealthis
@stealthis Жыл бұрын
I thought she'd say he was Tanner
@AA-fn9xz
@AA-fn9xz 4 жыл бұрын
Seems like a 5* place to me. Really clean and modern interior, friendly staff and the owner seemed genuine.
@camaraderie1897
@camaraderie1897 2 жыл бұрын
It might just be because he got two huge ass cameras with him. There must be something that got the business a lot of one star reviews and became the worst in yelp, he just didn't experience it :/
@ima.m.1658
@ima.m.1658 2 жыл бұрын
@@camaraderie1897 Yeah, I agree, that definitely could make some of these places put in effort that they don’t usually put, when the cameras are present. It does make me wonder at times how much of it is a front in order to appear better and how much of it is genuine.
@Jay-zt1pq
@Jay-zt1pq 2 жыл бұрын
@@ima.m.1658 idk... You see some of these other episodes like the boat captain for example, camera or no they don't give any fucks lol
@gusfalk
@gusfalk 2 жыл бұрын
I really hope they would go back to each 1 star place with a hidden camera and microphone, perhaps with another interviewer just to see if the experience is a lot different.
@awkwarditaliangirl8419
@awkwarditaliangirl8419 5 жыл бұрын
“I don’t think there’s nuts in our product...” yeaaa. You might wanna confirm that...
@Tuxo7
@Tuxo7 5 жыл бұрын
I'm okay with nuts
@mlgmagichoodini3590
@mlgmagichoodini3590 5 жыл бұрын
Now you gotta add your own xD
@Greasybiscuit-__-
@Greasybiscuit-__- 4 жыл бұрын
Dude you can’t just say that she’s a person not a robot
@dominicsandoval52
@dominicsandoval52 4 жыл бұрын
It's "Yeah", not Yea.
@ZeddisDead
@ZeddisDead 4 жыл бұрын
@@dominicsandoval52 yeeeeeeeahhhh!!!
@MaryKings92
@MaryKings92 5 жыл бұрын
His awkwardness makes me want to leave, but those 90’s special effects bring me back around
@daahsri
@daahsri 5 жыл бұрын
The awkwardness is the best part ahah
@huckit9430
@huckit9430 5 жыл бұрын
MaryKings92 shut the fuck up he’s awesome
@C.Jariel
@C.Jariel 4 жыл бұрын
He's like that because his acting, he's making the videos like that for people who want to really see the show and making the show special. I think he's Awesome.
@trollpikken6907
@trollpikken6907 4 жыл бұрын
Skyler Rose I found the Incel
@glockcoma5903
@glockcoma5903 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone has their opinion and they are entitled to it but it doesn’t make it a good lol the way he is makes this show
@m.williams2619
@m.williams2619 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not a robot" Sounds like something a *ROBOT* would say!!
@arul20
@arul20 3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE BE ADVISED NOT TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ROBOTS. NOT THAT THERE ARE ANY ROBOTS HERE .. ONLY humans, speaking Human English. Yes.
@gooshnal517
@gooshnal517 3 жыл бұрын
Spongebob ha
@chucknasty8090
@chucknasty8090 2 жыл бұрын
Or, you know, someone who’s not a robot
@Sarahcatluther
@Sarahcatluther 4 жыл бұрын
that girl looked like she was ready to cry at the end of the video lmao. ps this editing is EVERYTHING.
@igraeb
@igraeb 5 жыл бұрын
*Taji flirting with the spray tanning attendant for 10 minutes*
@quintincastro7430
@quintincastro7430 5 жыл бұрын
He is so awkward lmao 8:08
@carsnob
@carsnob 5 жыл бұрын
She was cute af
@samwright5219
@samwright5219 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm cool with nuts"
@notinterested8452
@notinterested8452 5 жыл бұрын
@@samwright5219 3:33
@holoex4475
@holoex4475 5 жыл бұрын
He’s literally me trying to talk to my crush
@jzk2020
@jzk2020 5 жыл бұрын
cool, that's really cool.
@danmaho6762
@danmaho6762 5 жыл бұрын
* *
@youtubeaficionado2768
@youtubeaficionado2768 5 жыл бұрын
i trew up when i talked to my crush just like stan marsh.
@nadimsawaya
@nadimsawaya 4 жыл бұрын
It's great that he shows kindness and compassion when he does these episodes. It would be so easy to take the piss out of these people for a few cheap laughs, but he does a great job in showing he human side of these people that have received bad reviews...well done!
@logank444
@logank444 3 жыл бұрын
He has a magical ability to pass on his awkwardness to other people
@johnfurman5946
@johnfurman5946 5 жыл бұрын
This man is the KZfaq version of Michael Cera.
@jacoobart
@jacoobart 5 жыл бұрын
Holy crap. Yes. He legit looks like the Indian version of Cera too.
@cavemanlovesmoke4394
@cavemanlovesmoke4394 5 жыл бұрын
Even the conversation n way he talks lol. Got hella superbad vibes from this
@Bruh2sway
@Bruh2sway 5 жыл бұрын
caveman lovesmoke Bruh fr lol this man really got me reminded of Michael cera lol
@jacobloving6765
@jacobloving6765 4 жыл бұрын
Even the spray tan
@dylanirving7365
@dylanirving7365 4 жыл бұрын
You're welcome for 1000
@Captain-Sum.Ting-Wong
@Captain-Sum.Ting-Wong 5 жыл бұрын
Is it possible for Taji to not make a conversation with someone awkward?
@HorstEwald
@HorstEwald 5 жыл бұрын
It's him. He's making it awkward.
@starvingmosquito8851
@starvingmosquito8851 5 жыл бұрын
that's why he is hosting this specific show
@Jeicto24
@Jeicto24 5 жыл бұрын
LOl 😂😂😂
@kennapaigemusic
@kennapaigemusic 3 жыл бұрын
Taji is SO adorable. I love the way he treats other people & his sense of humor & his perfectly timed awkward smile!
@spokoju8199
@spokoju8199 5 жыл бұрын
I can't stop feeling like he really likes that girl
@Pllayer064
@Pllayer064 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, checked the comments only for that
@r.i.petika829
@r.i.petika829 5 жыл бұрын
*She’s gay*
@xehP
@xehP 5 жыл бұрын
Soul Steele and where did you get that information from? not that I care, but just curious
@lidorgod
@lidorgod 5 жыл бұрын
@@bighendrix5696 I'm pretty sure he's playing a character
@wastedtalent1625
@wastedtalent1625 5 жыл бұрын
It was edited to make you feel that way, corny love song, focusing on his awkwardness...total setup. My real question is if he if he is playing a part when he’s on camera or is he really is that goofy
@bubby6539
@bubby6539 5 жыл бұрын
The sexual tension in this episode is palpable
@ipwndrums
@ipwndrums 5 жыл бұрын
fucking love the word "palpable" easily one of the best words in existence
@TheOldAmishMan
@TheOldAmishMan 5 жыл бұрын
You can palp it
@vaalejo1sarchive494
@vaalejo1sarchive494 5 жыл бұрын
The senate
@asspounderify
@asspounderify 5 жыл бұрын
1 star sexual tension
@r_streit9527
@r_streit9527 5 жыл бұрын
TheJewThatCuckedYou able to be palped
@liamqueef3875
@liamqueef3875 3 жыл бұрын
Lol it’s nice that she was honest about being nervous when he asked her what was up. It’s nice you get to give all these one star places a chance!!!
@statelineLife
@statelineLife 3 жыл бұрын
To have such confidence and also be so awkward. Its awesome that you can be that way.
@wat5709
@wat5709 5 жыл бұрын
Man Indian Shia LeBeouf really likes that blue flame shirt doesn’t he
@emiliomarbanjr
@emiliomarbanjr 5 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@gorosgod3514
@gorosgod3514 5 жыл бұрын
you just wanted to say indian shia lebeouf man..
@donaldmcdump3770
@donaldmcdump3770 5 жыл бұрын
Wat I think what u meant to say was Indian Guy Fieri
@AkulSamratbluechip
@AkulSamratbluechip 5 жыл бұрын
I said the same thing a few videos ago......yup he's our Shia LeBeouf
@jinismymom7272
@jinismymom7272 5 жыл бұрын
MIDKNIGHT FENERIR same thing
@Judicial78
@Judicial78 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like this was an awkward dating show between Taji and the cashier/spray lady.
@thoughtstorn854
@thoughtstorn854 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@Blesssenpai
@Blesssenpai 5 жыл бұрын
Judicial78 was thinking the same thing bro,🤣🤣
@Crispr00
@Crispr00 5 жыл бұрын
Judicial78 yes
@treacherousviper
@treacherousviper 5 жыл бұрын
Very awkward :) yes totally
@ItzRetz
@ItzRetz 4 жыл бұрын
Who cares if he's painfully awkward at times, at the end of the day he's still obviously a really good person and that's all that matters.
@tommychoppa7564
@tommychoppa7564 3 жыл бұрын
He exaggerates it on purpose. The fact you and everyone else cant tell is very concerning. How fucking unaware can you be.
@leachville3001
@leachville3001 Жыл бұрын
Yes well said.
@marklesparkle5882
@marklesparkle5882 3 жыл бұрын
The lady spraying him seemed very sweet. You can't please everyone!
@kingexis4682
@kingexis4682 5 жыл бұрын
Next up: I visited a one star reviewed drug dealer
@alejandropaiva6470
@alejandropaiva6470 5 жыл бұрын
FBI Guy so you thought he will take you to your dealer??? Not this time fbi nice try
@kingexis4682
@kingexis4682 5 жыл бұрын
alejandro paiva Bruh you just exposed my cover, expect a visit from the fbi 💀
@666BurnThemPrisons
@666BurnThemPrisons 5 жыл бұрын
Too bad we can't because you bastards are trying to shut down the market places. Or so I heard.
@waty0usay1
@waty0usay1 5 жыл бұрын
"I had sex with a one star reviewed hooker"
@SoheniGlamGirl
@SoheniGlamGirl 5 жыл бұрын
FBI Guy 969 to 970
@FROZYO
@FROZYO 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm cool with nuts" - Taji, 2019
@stonew1927
@stonew1927 5 жыл бұрын
Nuttin wrong with that! :)
@nickstavrosvisuals1036
@nickstavrosvisuals1036 4 жыл бұрын
I love that he acts so damn awkward in every episode lmao
@skinnybuddha8988
@skinnybuddha8988 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite turtle on the internet! Seriously love your series man. Absolutely brilliant, very well done and can tell you've improved a lot as well. You're awkwardness somehow never feels overly fake and works so well. Keep the beauty in this gem. Don't make it something you think it is, let it be what it is. Absolutely perfect! No complaints 3 out of 5 stars!
@sirgeorgioalastrata4104
@sirgeorgioalastrata4104 5 жыл бұрын
Whoever did the editing on this video deserves a raise
@zerowolf9491
@zerowolf9491 5 жыл бұрын
Know right. I love the 80s vibe to it
@DarylSeldon
@DarylSeldon 4 жыл бұрын
This was so cute, it was like an awkward first date. Or when you're talking to someone and you suddenly realize you like them and things get weird.
@BronxBomber-mf9hl
@BronxBomber-mf9hl 4 жыл бұрын
GAY!!
@ps3master72
@ps3master72 3 жыл бұрын
@Ivan Alexander ROLL TIDE!
@jancap7645
@jancap7645 3 жыл бұрын
@Ivan Alexander what
@FidelCastroImpersonator
@FidelCastroImpersonator 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, a fellow zoomed in face
@yazidlios
@yazidlios 4 жыл бұрын
The ability you have to make people uncomfortable is amazing 😂😂 I love this guy
@GiGiGiWest
@GiGiGiWest 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the only shows I watch that makes me say "I really *could* be a better investigative journalist than this guy" and I think that's precisely what makes your show so fresh. Four stars, keep it up, Taji!
@Cutiebeep
@Cutiebeep 5 жыл бұрын
Micheal Cera's and Ethan Klein's love child
@TheSD789CP
@TheSD789CP 5 жыл бұрын
Cutie* 😂😂😂
@Cheezdealer
@Cheezdealer 5 жыл бұрын
Dude... un-fucking-canny
@SkylerPDX
@SkylerPDX 5 жыл бұрын
🤯
@joeygreenan4702
@joeygreenan4702 5 жыл бұрын
a little nathan feilder in there too haha
@akillen77
@akillen77 5 жыл бұрын
💯
@mrspliffem3746
@mrspliffem3746 5 жыл бұрын
when he was leaving the place ive never cringed so hard jesus
@rudy8409
@rudy8409 5 жыл бұрын
ikr he just stood there smiling at her with his awkward smile for a good few seconds
@ahmedreads1794
@ahmedreads1794 5 жыл бұрын
Had to watch it again cuz it was like being on drugs
@yass123
@yass123 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe he's into her
@tommytbags0
@tommytbags0 5 жыл бұрын
He was trying to spit game lol
@bustapuppy
@bustapuppy 5 жыл бұрын
I hope you remain cringed for a month.
@lilykhalilova585
@lilykhalilova585 Жыл бұрын
I find all of Taji’s videos amazing. He is calm, kind and respectful. All the videos are hilarious and edited wonderfully. Thank you for always being yourself and opening our eyes to how judgmental people can be and use the internet to air all their anger without face to face confrontation and repercussions.
@Bananapocalypse
@Bananapocalypse 4 жыл бұрын
The awkwardness of this guy makes the show 😂😂 i laughed hard a couple times in this video.
@jib14k
@jib14k 5 жыл бұрын
this editor needs to be the highest paid member of the staff for sure!!!
@RJT80
@RJT80 5 жыл бұрын
VICE thought they were getting a diversity hire with that name. Instead they got a Tim and Eric fan who looks like Ethan Klein. It's the best thing to ever happen to VICE.
@Gothead420
@Gothead420 5 жыл бұрын
Totally 90's, amirite?
@fallingage10
@fallingage10 5 жыл бұрын
jibk this program needs to air on tv
@maxheredia5233
@maxheredia5233 5 жыл бұрын
My boy tryin’ to lay some pipe😂
@earthwerm
@earthwerm 5 жыл бұрын
Max Heredia English please
@offwhitecolby
@offwhitecolby 5 жыл бұрын
Outpat he wanted the secs
@earthwerm
@earthwerm 5 жыл бұрын
@@offwhitecolby That's for sure. The thirstiest little turtle I ever did see.
@popahtrj
@popahtrj 5 жыл бұрын
@@earthwerm Fucking grammar nazi
@anonymousblank5635
@anonymousblank5635 4 жыл бұрын
@@earthwerm He was attempting to seduce that woman into procreating with him
@MeganJones106
@MeganJones106 3 жыл бұрын
This was adorable to watch the chemistry between them 🥰
@JoxisOi
@JoxisOi 3 жыл бұрын
Taji is the most majestic person I have ever seen. And the editor definitely needs a raise (his edits just keep getting better and better with every episode) 😂.
@rockoedelik6785
@rockoedelik6785 5 жыл бұрын
That good bye was cringy AF with that serial necrophilia killer smile, but he coo tho.
@joshklein4421
@joshklein4421 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, has staring at her like wtf🤣
@louisstilwell1756
@louisstilwell1756 5 жыл бұрын
Yeh trust ahaha, I can’t tell if he does it on purpose or nah
@ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs
@ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs 4 жыл бұрын
Your expectations, tho .... 🤦‍♀️
@aramgalstyan9071
@aramgalstyan9071 4 жыл бұрын
What in the fuck is serial necrophilia lol
@anonymousblank5635
@anonymousblank5635 4 жыл бұрын
"Serial necrophilia killer"
@League-of-Losers
@League-of-Losers 5 жыл бұрын
Taji is so awkward and cringe but he is like so perfect for this
@nameless4575
@nameless4575 5 жыл бұрын
8:26 that nod.. LOL Has he ever talked to a girl before?
@c4dirt662
@c4dirt662 4 жыл бұрын
He's so sweet, it breaks my heart
@prettyboibozo3619
@prettyboibozo3619 4 жыл бұрын
He looks like every girl before prom
@gastontrrs
@gastontrrs 4 жыл бұрын
We want the girl back in this channel. One star date coming soon.
@bestbassbooster
@bestbassbooster 3 жыл бұрын
"As you were on top, I really enjoyed that. Why are there so many negative reviews?"
@juanpagan8352
@juanpagan8352 2 жыл бұрын
Please do a dating episode with this girl. She definitely digs you.
@samchun5427
@samchun5427 5 жыл бұрын
Taji: Thank you Tan girl: You’re welcome Iconic
@tylerjohnson2307
@tylerjohnson2307 5 жыл бұрын
Then he proceeds with the most awkward small ever
@JuanMongeJ-3Dmo
@JuanMongeJ-3Dmo 5 жыл бұрын
@@tylerjohnson2307 HAHAHA that was another whole level
@catekorins8831
@catekorins8831 5 жыл бұрын
Your friendly neighborhood black bro "So I just stand on this....barefoot....cool "
@Iceis_Phoenix
@Iceis_Phoenix 5 жыл бұрын
@@tylerjohnson2307 smile*
@Drakillable
@Drakillable 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha omg I miss these videos so much! Come back Taji, I need more! 👍🏻
@millennialmalcolm484
@millennialmalcolm484 4 жыл бұрын
When he gets the spray tan he looks like a k mart brand Ethan Klein
@user-gx7jt9eg6l
@user-gx7jt9eg6l 5 жыл бұрын
The awkwardness makes me want to jump out of my window.
@atv22345
@atv22345 5 жыл бұрын
I thought ur profile pic was the 1 star guy smile bruh
@annalecroix305
@annalecroix305 5 жыл бұрын
GabbusWabbus awkward is cute! But yeah the girl was pretty awkward haha. Can’t blame her tho
@jacoprinsloo4099
@jacoprinsloo4099 5 жыл бұрын
I'll be mad if there's no awkward date followup episode between the employee and that dude.
@81jordan81
@81jordan81 5 жыл бұрын
1 STAR tinder date review
@artyom9137
@artyom9137 5 жыл бұрын
Jordan Tomlinson tinder is for quickies my g
@Christy768
@Christy768 2 жыл бұрын
I love this guy. He makes me laugh every time I see his review episodes.
@xl000
@xl000 4 жыл бұрын
This is what explains trump's reverse raccoon eyes.
@brianchristopher5588
@brianchristopher5588 4 жыл бұрын
Trump will be our president for another four years, hope you’re cool with that🙂
@xl000
@xl000 4 жыл бұрын
@@brianchristopher5588 not a US citizen though, so no really my president..
@adolfhitler2894
@adolfhitler2894 4 жыл бұрын
Brian Christopher didn’t ask
@xl000
@xl000 4 жыл бұрын
@French Jesus But I'm already in "my country".
@adolfhitler2894
@adolfhitler2894 4 жыл бұрын
French Jesus how could I go back to my country if I’m already in my country
@kasperpeszko5437
@kasperpeszko5437 5 жыл бұрын
He compliments this show really well haha. I love it.
@DragonsDutch
@DragonsDutch 5 жыл бұрын
the only thing he is missing is a moustache
@jeso317
@jeso317 5 жыл бұрын
This dude needs his own channel. I love these vids
@zenixoffical
@zenixoffical 5 жыл бұрын
check out philipsolo, he has lots of 'worst x in my city' videos
@tstaur6052
@tstaur6052 5 жыл бұрын
He does, H3H3 - Check em out
@fuzes1eazy599
@fuzes1eazy599 5 жыл бұрын
He has his own channel
@crashbash8549
@crashbash8549 5 жыл бұрын
@@fuzes1eazy599 what's it called?
@Mickeysalinas90
@Mickeysalinas90 5 жыл бұрын
T Staur I’ve been thinking the same thing thought i was the only one lol
@austinburrowes8611
@austinburrowes8611 8 ай бұрын
This guy is the most entertaining and I don’t know why but I love it
@prisonmike4971
@prisonmike4971 Жыл бұрын
This guy is my favorite. That blue flame shirt always makes me smile in the videos, and I love when he just stares then nods his head- kind of reminds me of billy on the street with the mic being put in front of people after a statement, not a question hahaha. Fine gonzo journalism.
@strykepi258
@strykepi258 5 жыл бұрын
Teacher: you need to use a hook that grabs the readers attention Me: As I stood there more naked than usual
@aoutline8266
@aoutline8266 5 жыл бұрын
Its so awkward watching him flirt with the lady who did his tan😂
@Fr3sh-Kush
@Fr3sh-Kush 5 жыл бұрын
a outline lmao thats how i met my gf😂😂
@sivartb7273
@sivartb7273 5 жыл бұрын
I guess, he was still green.......I'll show myself to the door.
@theskiesaredark
@theskiesaredark 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, he has more courage than 99% of the haters commenting on here. At least he's attempting to overcome his shyness when talking to a woman. It's easy to hate on other people.
@aoutline8266
@aoutline8266 5 жыл бұрын
@@theskiesaredark I'm not hating on him
@ramlethalvalentinedestroye1784
@ramlethalvalentinedestroye1784 5 жыл бұрын
@@theskiesaredark he only has more courage than you
@KMO325
@KMO325 2 жыл бұрын
I've been watching all the episodes of this in reverse and this is proabaly the best one, Taj should follow-up.
@rossmcclary1246
@rossmcclary1246 3 жыл бұрын
This is the show I didn't know I needed
@jarosawkownacki3114
@jarosawkownacki3114 5 жыл бұрын
The editing is on point as always. Cracks me up every time.
@v.coronado4381
@v.coronado4381 5 жыл бұрын
You should definitely watch Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job. They are the originators lol
@4PF
@4PF 5 жыл бұрын
@@v.coronado4381 whats the chanel called?
@atartup
@atartup 5 жыл бұрын
Remarkable just searched it up it’s amazing
@sugarskullgaming6739
@sugarskullgaming6739 5 жыл бұрын
Jarosław Kownacki lmfaooo yes it has like a late 80s 90s vibe 😂😂😂😂
@fuzzysharks2437
@fuzzysharks2437 5 жыл бұрын
million dollar extreme has similar editing in some videos but some ppl wouldnt like their content :/ i think theyre funny tho!
@desireesmith862
@desireesmith862 5 жыл бұрын
Why do I get the feeling that he kinda liked the spray tan lady?
@uploaded113redone
@uploaded113redone 5 жыл бұрын
Why do i get the feeling that he kinda likes any women that will actually talk to him , even if it's literally her job
@desireesmith862
@desireesmith862 5 жыл бұрын
Not a Phony Why do I get the feeling that this is the only one of his videos I’ve watched yet I don’t doubt a word you typed. And I also get the feeling that I won’t be giving any extra effort to watch anymore of his videos unless they pop up into my recommended like this one.
@evanjacoby7805
@evanjacoby7805 5 жыл бұрын
@@desireesmith862 I think you might be beneath the joke friendo
@desireesmith862
@desireesmith862 5 жыл бұрын
Evan Jacoby oh, I was being sarcastic, I understand the joke.
@NerdLady100
@NerdLady100 5 жыл бұрын
I ship it. But I don't think her wife would be cool with it.
@CelticConservative
@CelticConservative 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly this is my favorite show, it deserves 30 minute episodes
@nyremusic11
@nyremusic11 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love your dry humour im laughhingggg
@thugravity
@thugravity 4 жыл бұрын
he said “i’m cool with nuts” then she said “😐”
@unspherdcomb6174
@unspherdcomb6174 4 жыл бұрын
😂💀
@BigBlunt75
@BigBlunt75 3 жыл бұрын
That was him telling her I’m gay and that’s why I didn’t ask for your number at the end.
@zoa2129
@zoa2129 5 жыл бұрын
The editing is what makes this video 10x better!
@vndx22
@vndx22 5 жыл бұрын
Zo Zo agreeeeeeeed
@Tay_Singer
@Tay_Singer 5 жыл бұрын
What editing software do you think they used for this?
@popularshows6433
@popularshows6433 5 жыл бұрын
@@Tay_Singer Photoshop
@BenColletti
@BenColletti 3 жыл бұрын
i love this dude, i feel like he would be a really kind friend
@whalefuhk
@whalefuhk 4 жыл бұрын
This was so cute 😂😍 the tan looks 🔥
@juliogaonasalas4151
@juliogaonasalas4151 5 жыл бұрын
Go to a 1 star dentist
@michumomo
@michumomo 5 жыл бұрын
julio gaona salas nooooo 😂
@fkeita67
@fkeita67 5 жыл бұрын
Yes YEs YES
@helioszxc
@helioszxc 5 жыл бұрын
no no no no no
@terva3371
@terva3371 5 жыл бұрын
He is gonna look like a crackhead
@dukebro3974
@dukebro3974 5 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂 yesss for a future vid
@LoneStarStinger
@LoneStarStinger 5 жыл бұрын
Those 90’s looking graphics/music are awesome 👏🏼 Thumbs up to the Editor
@bw8575
@bw8575 4 жыл бұрын
More Episodes! I love this series 😁👏
@keving5564
@keving5564 4 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail is gold. Same expression going in and out.
@aaronrommelrath8205
@aaronrommelrath8205 5 жыл бұрын
Have you gone back and asked the tanning woman out yet? 🤔😂
@Anuq
@Anuq 5 жыл бұрын
She seemed pretty interested lol
@brycebailey7215
@brycebailey7215 5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing lol.
@vanlalpeka191
@vanlalpeka191 5 жыл бұрын
I hope they hang out together
@lovelyqueen5072
@lovelyqueen5072 5 жыл бұрын
Aaron Rommelrath BUT THAT ONE PART WAS SOO AWKWARD HE WAS JUST STARING AT HER FOR LIKE 10 seconds
@aaronrommelrath8205
@aaronrommelrath8205 5 жыл бұрын
@@lovelyqueen5072 oh yeah that was a face palm moment for me, I felt the sexual tension deplete on her part... kinda hurt a bit to watch 😂
@06livefast
@06livefast 5 жыл бұрын
This was the greatest unintentional comedy in the history of human civilization.
@rollaroyce747
@rollaroyce747 5 жыл бұрын
its an act aha
@jamesmalik3355
@jamesmalik3355 5 жыл бұрын
It is intentional, It would be unintentional if the place had 5 stars
@joaobraganca8509
@joaobraganca8509 Жыл бұрын
Dude, you are f´ing hilarious. I just started watching your videos and they are great!
@andymac5569
@andymac5569 3 жыл бұрын
the best series om vice ! gr8 job
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