hello smut

I know what you did

you’re still alive?

If you weren't hiding little secrets inside of those kneecaps of yours maybe I wouldn't! Something to think about!

Hello schlugget

taco bell too

Because they don't have a "secret menu" the worker has to modify an original item and charge more for it just because something needs to be added. I have worked at Starbucks, KFC, McDonald's and Wendy's. None of them have a section for "secret orders"

agreeeeee, i just felt my soul leave my body when i heard how much that guy was definitely getting minimum wage

​@@Daveeeeeeyhowyoudoing Its a ham and cheese sandwich, just charge the guy for a cheeseburger.

@@methatguy5996 that doesn't work that way, because then at the end of the day management will not be able to explain that ham disappeared and extra burger meat is left over. I wish I could change the price myself, but that isn't allowed. Would be ordered as a cheeseburger, without meat, only cheese, add ham. You would pay +$1.50 on top of the price of a regular cheeseburger, because it must be ordered as "add ham" and they don't deduct price for removing meat, as people have abused that to get free food (aka McDonald's ketchup cheese bun exploit)

As a SoCal resident I can confirm this. It’s ridiculous

as european im confused just bike there and eat on park bench or something lol what's with the cars

@@autismofinn3144 Our cities are built extremely unfriendly to pedestrian and bicycle traffic. >.>

​@@autismofinn3144riding a bike in LA is the least safe thing you can do

Driving anywhere in LA is exhausting

A lot of slogans are basically legacy at this point. Like Google's: "don't be evil." HAHA BOY THEY SURE HAVE DONE A BAD JOB OF THAT

​@@maverickREALClearly Arby's didn't get the memo on that one.

That manager was just garbage at his job. Any other location would have made it for you if they had the things to do it. Burger King has never ever questioned any of my extra requests or substitutions. They always, always just make it happen. That's why I like the place. This guy 110% just gave the company really bad press.

Burger King used to be dope in the 90s. They've just fallen off.

@@Vespyr_ I've noticed bk in the usa is shit, Here in Spain bk is a thousand times better than mcdonalds, better rations, actually warm food, machines actually work and the food is actually seasoned

As an Arby’s worker I would ask anyone if they were sure about a meat mountain as well. That thing is an absolute abomination and shouldn’t be consumed by anyone alive.

It's like when you're playing d&d and your DM asks "are you sure you want to do that?" it's like well now I don't know if I am

like that one fucking regular show episode where they get the coldest slushie

@@tobyg5318 I’ve eaten it twice

@@tobyg5318 what about the cheese beef thing

CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS

the dark council got to them 😔

I'll pray for you

Dairy Emails

Lies and slander, I am a DQ whistleblower. And I know for a fact about the destined 'DQ Quart', the blizzard they put in a Large-drink cup. It's so chaotic it can't be flipped for fear of spilling.

Same, I get such bad second hand embarrassment that it’s nearly impossible for me to watch videos like this

it took me like a month to finally watch this video because i had to mentally prepare for the second hand embarrassment lol

yeah, I just paused the video at 5:25 and I'm currently scrolling through the comments to avoid watching it

@@Bri-ib1mp bruh I'm only a minute and a half in and I'm already stalling

The right arrow key is your friend, conveniently skipping 5 seconds of second hand embarrassment at a time. 😅

I think the weirdest crime you can possibly break is being charged for forgetting to ask a customer who ordered the meat mountain “are you sure?”

@@naikosei1585lol can confirm. ordered meat mountain a few months ago.

@wolfcreator9 I need more information on this. That was something included in your training? To me that is just the wildest thing.

also worked at arby's can confirm this is true, it's not in your training but the first time someone orders it while you're there they tell you what to say

As another employee from Arby's, I can back these claims up

Basketball-football sized hole*

football-basketball-sized hole

this reads like a poem thank you

I was literally about to comment this same thing lol

I was about to mention that, I’m so worried about that!

Reminds me of the time Ted skinned me, nailed my to a cross and let me simmer in the sun as the crows picked at my fresh. Love that guy

such a down to earth guy, i loved it when he broke both my legs

Classic ted

Ted is such a great guy, he finally let my femur bones see the light of day!

He’s so cute like that 🥰

What does Burger King make regularly that requires ham?

*football-basketball sized

it has advanced to approximately the size of a large to extra large pumpkin actually

Tuckers military training and tactical thinking might be the only reason he survived such a hazardous situation

its really impressive how he didnt fall through the football field sized hole in Ted's Toyota Tacoma

@@toast3572 its one of his simpler jigsaw style deathtraps but the simplicity is endearing

It's even worse when you're training a newbie and suddenly you have to make that with them

​@@elliotwitt4572 newbies don't even know how to ring it up, the secret menu is somthing they have to train you for

@@Josh_the_rat literally, I always forgot where in the register it was

That's hilarious. Makes it feel like the meat mountain is something you're not supposed to have uttered aloud xD

@Riley L its... not... I watched my coworker make it and I was shook like it's legit taller than your face, and as new items get added. It grows. It's never the same sandwich

But hear me out - I used to be one of those employees in highschool, I worked at McDonald's - try a mc flurry but put Carmel and half an apple pie in it and ask them to flurry it up. Caramel apple ice cream. So good 😊

My Dunkin has a secret menu drink that we came up with just for people that ask for a secret menu. We ask if the guest wants it hot, iced, or frozen, and we have a recipe for each.

“Steal food” is insane they make the company 6x the amount they eat

Agreed

He appears more on chuckle sandwich :]

Neither was the meat mountain for Ted's

glad i wasnt the only one

Yeah I keep fluctuating from taking damage and laughing hysterically

Hot ham and cheese is an off menu item you can order at Hardees, should've rolled up there instead of bk

BK sucks AND they won’t give you what you order

What’s even worse is when there’s an extensive secret menu like with in & out and some tik tok trend that makes everyone think there’s a secret menu item which doesn’t really exist

I didn't know William Afton was working in fast food these days, we should add that to the timeline /j

Thank you!

Cope 💀

I work at a fast food restaurant. I really don't get why a customer inquiring about an item they've been led to believe you would be aware of would be so primally infuriating to you. We work in an industry that, at its core, provides a service.

When the verified guy gets 59 likes. It’s okay I’m here for you *insert virtual hug here*

he fr was lmao I used to get the ham and cheese all the time in high school cause it was like 75 cents. that was like 5 years ago though.

​@@THORZAN66who cares

Since Burger King has no other item that has ham, they'd have no reason to stock ham in the store for the off chance someone might order a Ham & Cheese (formerly called "The Yumbo") once a month.

They do have ham, but it's breakfast only... so it's probably like McDonald's Mc10:35 (McDouble combined with an egg McMuffin) where you can only pull it off in the narrow window during the breakfast to lunch transition.

He tucks

You are not the only one who is happy about it🙂

that’s tucker?

an absolute unit

Definitely a guy of his times

Yeah, it's a fine line to walk on because obviously these guys aren't making enough to deal with an annoying KZfaqr, so I wasn't gonna try to push it more than what seemed appropriate

​@@TedNivisonholy based

i think the biggest obstacle to this journey is that the lifespan of a fast food worker is relatively short and so their wisdom and arts are lost to time after a few generations of fast fooders

@@TedNivison INCREDIBLY based.

@@TedNivison a true hero.

I think in Jack Manifold's video where he ordered it and I think the person at the cashier also said "Are you sure?" 😂

I saw someone in a different comment say the workers are required to ask that, and I just find that so fucking funny-

It's a bit of a massive pain in the ass to make, so we have to make sure people want it before starting the process.

At Arby’s of all places too 😂

@@crimsonchaosred It looked disgusting in that video, it still looks disgusting in this one too

True

isn't there an episode of chuckle sandwhich where he shows his webcam? i really thought there was

MY IMMERSION 😡😡😡

@@greatone6196yeah the markiplier episode

@@FriedCoFu ahhh okay, that sounds right

No one seemed upset though. The Burger King person laughed when they pulled up to the drive thru. I told another guy in this comment section, I'm a fast food worker, and worse, I used to be a janitor. Both times I've had people defecate on the floor of the bathroom. A guy once told me he worked at Taco Bell and found a used condom in the bathroom and a shirt saturated with urine in the parking lot on a frigid December day, meaning it froze solid. Being asked a question about the menu is the least of our worries.

If you get this upset over someone asking about a menu item then you have a good life

Oh no they gotta add an extra patty 😮😭

I wish for one where they just tell you "good luck"

Clickbait

@@Ïurossa 11:17

im waiting for the "uhhh,please come in,sign a waver, and get it notarized first" type menu item

​@meestur6210 I heard stories of people who wish to consume the trex a wendys secret menu item being told that or being told they are not prepared

Did anyone who ordered it ever come back?

@@YourDad-dh6fj for their own sake i hope not

I appreciate the prayers 😅

I’ve had it twice. You can’t kill what’s already dead inside.

I got stupid excited everytime I got to make one

"Basketball Football sized hole" to be exact.

quoting car makes this so much better

The hole is good for throwing a bun taco away.

​@@slash_no_info it's football basketball

“Car” 💀

added? nah bro, they're fucking real. watch your back out there.

​@@renmcmanus he didnt film anyone

​@@renmcmanus okay true but at the same time who hurt you my dude

​@Nitrolord it ain't that deep some people just don't want to be filmed

Underrated comment this is literally what all these stupid "secret" items are

"Blake" is a goddamn stoner supreme.

@@ZebraLuv ahahahaha I wasn’t gonna say it

100℅ employee creations are always the most creative with their food.

i had to scroll too far to find this. im sitting here mad that im even watching this crap, trying to figure out why people think the concept of a "secret menu" exists. people are stupid

@@CaedusX exactly why not just have it on the menu? There’s no point to a secret menu 🤣

I can also confirm the meat mountain has its own special button on the register that will take a piece of every workers soul to put in the sandwich

I ordered one when they used to advertise it and the manager came out and thanked me. He was thrilled that I ordered it.

dont forget its a football basketball sized hole

@@cottoncandysans It's like driving a skateboard

you mean basketball football sized hole

Whereas most other fast food places will start counting at the window, which is why they ask you to pull forward to wait

Thank you! I was getting so frustrated. For odd stuff like this GO IN at least haha

Used to work at a sonic, a timer would start as soon as you hit “send order” basically when the customer is done ordering at the speaker and you have 4 minutes to complete the order or your team will get in trouble :/

​@@Ihavepinkeyegod i hated working there lol

True. Having worked fast food, they will actually yell at you of people take too long 🙄

this is one of the funniest things i’ve learned all week

It sounds like, from what I've heard on other accounts, that ham could just be a breakfast exclusive there, and the "I'm not allowed to" is them saying they literally can't make anything with ham that late in the day without getting in trouble

@@damienearl8302 ehh it could be, we usually would just run in the back and grab some if someone ordered it. ppl ordering it was pretty rare so we'd make it at any point in the day, but every location is for sure different

as a current one i have no clue what that is 😭 it’s not on the terminal what would we even ring it up as

Sounds to me like the strictness of the shadow council has increased

@@trtiary you would ring it up as a ham and cheese croissant sub burger bun😂

And his first name is actually Teld

WE WON'T ALLOW IT. GIVE UP, OR WE WILL DO WHAT WE DID TO SCHLATT.

It's funny that you called him Ted Nivision when everyone knows his name is actually Ned Tivison.

Hello funny berd man

BERD

@Waawaaweewaa_ let me guess, you think ordering from the “secret menu” makes you special too. I’m sorry to insult your fragile sense of self

I would just make them something that looks about right.

uhhh can I get the triple layered chicken explosive mule horse burger burrito

hate to break it to you but Canada is indeed in North America

“North America + Canada”

🇨🇦 The Canadian Continent 🇨🇦

@@pricessLeopard112 Well yeah, you can't add Canada if it's not in North America.

@@ViolentPacifist88 huh? to be clear, North America = USA + Canada + Mexico. so saying North America + Canada is redundant lmao

thats sound great honestly

Sounds like a double beef beefy melt

Be careful your probably on the dark councils hitlist now

@@dis_root It is with a few things added onto it essentially

Oooh child things are gunna get tastier

It's because fans know that The Dark Council is nothing next to Ted and his Louisville Slugger

Time to start a cult

It disappointed me greatly to see they didn’t originally allow him to order the meat cube 😞 I work at a wendys and we often enough have people ordering t-Rex burgers and we HAVE to make it, which is like, 9 Patties 😅😅

@@darhkcave8688 when I worked at Wendy’s we also couldn’t turn down requests like that. Most patties we had to put on something was 6 though.

I doubt it. Management for places like that tend to be really bad and a lot of times they take their job way too fucking seriously. I don't even think Burger King carries ham. He asked from an item from like 2014-2015. Edit: They carry ham during breakfast so I imagine if he didn't go early in the morning that's why. They will not give you breakfast items if it's not breakfast same as mcdonalds. If he did go early it probably was management being assholes. I can't even begin to tell you how bad fast food managers can be.

@@psychwardbarbie I mean true management for these places usually suck but something about his responses just scream “not on the menu, not doing it.”

@†XΞZIAN† I mean maybe. I don't blame him though if that's the case. It's a whole mood imo.

the dark council had a gun at his head

​@@psychwardbarbie so much for "have it your way" lol

Can I climb your meat mountain?

I offer this and two 6 piece cheese sticks with no drink as a challenge to any arbys enthusiast

I could be wrong but I swear I remember seeing commercials for the meat mountain as a kid for some limited time thing

It's not bad; I had it and had room for fries but intaking twice the daily allotment of protein in a single sandwich threw me all out of wack for the rest of the day.

Ive never regretted a Meat Mountain. I’ve probably have had one at least 6 times. Though I appreciate the concern.

What

Enrique is fuckin preaching rn. Take notes y'all

Idk what you said, but you said it well, tenno

speaking facts

Sorry what why is this pinned

So its a real thing i had them when i was a kid they where a breakfast item and came on a croissant from what i remember but you could also get them for lunch on a bun, they discontinued them from what i last heard :(

I work a bk and the ham and cheese sandwich isn't at all locations. Just a few.

@@jordyndrumbore2146 isn't it just the croissantwich ham on a burger bun with cheese?

@@go-away-5555 similar but not rlly. The ham and cheese is on an original chicken bun, with ham, cheese, onion, lettuce, tomatoe, and mayo. You can get it cold or hot.

But I do think it's made differently at other locations. This is just how the one I work at makes it

......secrets like the dead body in the back??

yo it's steve univer from hit cartoon steeve unviers

Also an Arby's employee here. 1. Yeah the definitely hated him. 2. I don't think the other secrets are worth finding 😂

Is your Arby's also shrinking down cup sizes

@@zephenson mine is lol-

Well now I'm just infinitely curious what a Butterbeer is at starbucks

Ya, I hate it when I work at a place that makes stuff and people ask me to make them stuff. The nerve!

@@Underpantsniper I think it's more "We were never trained for this specific drink, you're gonna have to explain how you want it or I'll have no clue what you want."

Same story at mcdonald's- bloggers and tik tokkers would just invent items that did not exist in the system(and were either not possible or would cost a lot) and customers would get mad when I explained this to them. I'm looking at you, mcbrunch burger.

I'm a current Starbucks worker and this video like activated something vile in me after a particularly excruciating shift today lmao

I'm not one, but i'd guess the most annoying phrase is "I saw this drink on tik tok-" xD

​@@Scremit's the same thing except for if it was on TikTok we probably actually know what you're talking about... There is no such thing as a secret menu and when people order drinks under a name but don't have the recipe we can't make it.

@@Screm Oh my god you just threw me back to a specific interaction I had with a customer. Exact words "But I saw it on Tik-Tok?!?" My boss was ready to fire me based on how i talked to that lady but I simply did not care.

@@daltonrittenhouse8217 bro what did you say

​@@daltonrittenhouse8217tell us what you said no balls

Basketball football sized hole*

Football basketball size hole*

Sometimes it’s necessary. I work at a pizza place, and dude walked in and said “Small pizza with everything on it.” “Everything” is about 30ish toppings. Had to ask “are you sure” and eventually talked him down to a small Combination lol

@@beanieguitarguy4070 you say "talked him down" like it was a suicide attempt

@@jamiejam9976 I mean… A pizza with anchovies, artichokes, and pineapple all together sounds like a form of self harm lol

@@beanieguitarguy4070That sounds revolting

I shall sing for your praise, you absolute legend

So strange because here in Canada you can add an extra patty to any sandwich including the Dave's triple

Bane from The Dark Knight Rises "This unsung hero will give Ned the Meat Cube!"

The Hero went against the Dark Council for Ted

Probably feels guilty about feeding peoples unhealthy food addictions when she gets orders like that.

Probably because 90% of people who order that are dead by 30 from obesity

@@moomaniac2932 you are a real blast at parties eh?

@@TheEpictrooper I'm at one right now! :D

@@TheEpictrooper I think you're the one who can't take a joke pal :)

Like the surf and turf at McDonald's. You just have to order it the right way.

Yeah the worker knew nothing you can do it even on the app

Tbh I've had the worst experience with taco bell employees. I've asked the window person one time to give me a minute and he said something like just order and I got so angry. It wasn't even busy and I didn't take that long is was like 5 seconds later. (Edit: if it wasn't already clear enough, I mean in comparison with other fast food restaurants)

@@big.muscles.ohyeah in my opinion subway and Jamba Juice is healthy. Let’s take the smooth talkin mango for example the ingredients are simple:oatmilk ,mangos ,pineapples ,organic agave. And they have a lot that are like that. So tell me why you don’t think it’s healthy? Is it because of how much sugar is listed in the drinks? Fruit sugar is healthy and fruit has a lot of sugar. It’s like people saying the brand naked isn’t healthy because like I don’t understand how people came to that conclusion their ingredients are simple no add ins and especially no sugar add ins. Subway is still pretty healthy depending on what you get but subway is a different genre when it come to they serve subs

@@big.muscles.ohyeah strawberry wild is another healthy one I know for a fact :apple pear strawberry juice blend fat free vanilla frozen yogurt strawberries bananas. Smooth talkin mango is my favorite besides also mango a go go but that has pineapple sherbet even though sherbet is healthier than regular ice cream it’s not that healthy so really anything with ice cream at Jamba isn’t that healthy. While most the time the popular ones are not that healthy. I can say there’s a lot of just simple ones at Jamba. Also strawberry wild is another favorite of mine so I knew that one instantly

@@big.muscles.ohyeah I actually used to get the strawberry whirl but I don’t see it on there menu anymore

I worked at Arby’s too, burger was so god damn big we had to use the sheets that were meant to go under the fry station just to wrap those suckers

Oh don’t talk like you’re an former Wendy’s employee everyone knows you can’t get a quadruple burger

@@joenuts5438 what

It's true though. Two occasions I made a T-Rex burger which was just a Triple with 6 patties added to it. If it makes the company money, then it's a go.

@@Alexlsonflre hey why the fuck did you order a triple with six patties on it 😭😭

Oh hell yeah I got a Ted like. Love that guy.

@@lampshade6579 Well, Tucker is another KZfaqr, so in this case, he's not someone who doesn't entertain for a living. But generally, I agree.

R/cursedcomments

​@@mr.bananana8244r/foundthemobileuser

It was clearly a member of the dark council disguised as Ted in order to slow down his progress!

Deserved

@Axolel what the heck man 😨

No

Trudy, cancel all my calls and appointments for the rest of the day

There’s just a vault in the back with thousands of meat mountains

Used to work for Arby’s, making the meat mountain was…. 😭