This guy is telling a poop story on a 10km walk in the middle of nowhere as darkness falls during a snowstorm.

I'm a nurse. Trust me, they thought nothing of it. We nurses have seen it all. We used to say "I've been a nurse so long that I can clean shit with one hand and eat a peanut butter sandwich with the other."

In that instance you were no longer a celebrity vlogger, you were in fact a celebrity logger 😂

Imagine if the nurse brought back an old abandoned Soviet sink instead... that shit would have been the ultimate!

As a nurse, I can tell you, that episode is nothing to be embarrassed about. Seasoned nurses are immune to judging people about their natural body functions.

This is a rare moment where bald gets deep into a personal topic

Dying in a Hospital of Covid and still trying to woo the ladies! Epic! Sir, I'll drink to that.

Living in Serbia, Belgrade. I've lost my leg in a crash in 2017 and I know exactly what you are talking about. Plus, imagine not being able to move because of a cracked pelvis and 1/3rd of the leg missing and having to push that thing under yourself. I could stand everything - bandage changes, rotting tissue, the pain, inability to move... but that... that thing to use as a toilet, in bed is the most dehumanizing, vile thing ever. There were a few older nurses and a male nurse during my stay, plus it does not help when you are just ordinary someone from around here when you end up in the hospital. They're not that happy when someone announces the need for toilet. People like foreigners more in general It's not that bad losing a leg but that hospital stay is... horrific! First thing I did when I came back home was straight to the toilet. Vast majority of people will never experience that, but I felt such joy being able to use the toilet again. After that... the joy of proper shower. I didn't care too much about the would. I had to get clean and sleep in silence, in my comfortable bed.

Please from this day on, only address yourself as a "celebrity vlogger" that had me in stitches.

Walking in the middle of nowhere in Estonia can bring out the most tragic experiences in your life...

3 girls one cup Serbia edition :) поздрав брате!

The best shit story I’ve heard in a while.

Mr. Bald has become the BEST travel channel on YT in just over 2 years. Actually, it is more than just a travel channel. It is more of a lifestyle. I feel Mr. Bald's language skills are integral to his adventures in India, Russia and even South America. Brilliant!

been going around telling people im a daily balder - they stand up and start clapping whenever I do it's amazing

There was nobody behind you as you were telling the story, your secret is safe with over 100k of us. 😂

Having kakashka in a metal bowl is always better than having kakashka in the pants.

Bald editing in a soviet backwater 3/4's a bottle of vodka deep... " Should I post this story?"

I’m drunk but when your cold you tell good stories

Serbs are great people. I sold everything I had except for what I could carry on my back and moved to Serbia from the US to be with a girl who is now my wife back in 2012. For the 3 years I lived there, I made a lot of life-long friendships and was welcomed into countless homes where the Serbs fed me and got me drunk. I started my professional career in Novi Sad and my son was born in Zemun. Lots of great memories there and eager to go back for another visit after Covid.

Been waiting for a video in Serbia for ages and this is what i get 😂

"I was gagging for a shit" Has got to be the single greatest bald quote known to man

Beautiful story, brings a tear to my eye.

Video showing an Englishman, walking through a snowy forest and talking about taking a shit in Serbian hospital, gets almost 250k views in 2 days. This channel brings back good old days, when KZfaq was all about that type of random videos. I love Mr Bald.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Facing a miserable Valentine's Day (newly-divorced, my heart shattered, barely have will to live), I really, really needed a good, tear-inducing laugh. Thank you, Ben!!!

Greetings from Serbia, and we are waiting for you! All the best Mr Bald :)

It’s more than likely that Ben named this channel “Daily Bald” so that he could say “Hey Baldrs” at the start of each video JUST to piss off Harold. Incredible 😅😅

I am one of your Serbian fans, and I feel so bad that you had such a miserable experience. I hope to see you back in Serbia, and that you will have a true Serbian experience! Nazdravlje, brat moj!

IM CRYING. THIS HAD NO BUSINESS BEING THIS FUNNY.

This is the best story I've heard in last month. No mockery, no sarcasm,I'm shit serious, just pure life, love it. The amount of non stop laughter it gave me will prolongate my life for at least a year or two. Thank you, doctor Bald.

Great story that I can relate to on a similar personal experience. Having a camera up my bum for a medical examination. A room full of student doctors, and I notice the assisting nurse was a friend from my school days 🤣

I'm stationed in Washington DC and a local veteran bar we go to has a Serbian bartender, and he one of the nicest and most wholesome people I have ever met.

"You were not born and will not die in a dignified position, how can you expect to live in one?" ~ Rumpole of the Bailey.

Bald takes me to places I never wanted to go to. Now I want to go.

I spent 8 days at home and 7 days in hospital with covid19, everyone in hospital was farting at night but no one could take a dump, just peeing in a cup, after 7 days I finally felt the need to go at 3am in the morning, I ripped the sensors off and oxygen mask and went.

As a Serbian doctor I'm extremely glad that our colleages treated you well and helped you recover.

Having spent a week in the hospital myself last year I can only agree that the nurses are the most awesome women in the world. Hurray for all the world's nurses!

Greetings from Belgrade, waiting for you to visit again 😁

No matter what, stay safe and sound, dude. The world needs you.

I've been an ICU nurse all my life and I LMAO over your story.

I love your channel from Serbia 🇷🇸❤

I binged your videos during the beginning of the pandemic when everything was so scary and unsure. You'll always hold a special place for me for keeping me company during that.

I had around 20 medical professionals in total looking at my 3rd leg & crown jewels & my bumbum Just behind my crown jewels there was a mysterious issue. Literally a deep gaping hole which would not heal properly. In total 3x surgery, 3x endoscopy, 2x MRI, 1x echo. In total 2 years of misery and utter horror. In the end it was a bacteria causing all the horrors. Been on antibiotics for 6 months and finally it's healed.

I can't even go 2 in a public or any "not my home" toilet.

I was recently in a hospital for 5 days for heart bypass surgery and was initially embarrassed with the nurses shaving me and showering me, but quickly got over it . These things have to be done and I am grateful that there are people whose job it is do do these tasks.

I really love the background...me living in the tropical zone is fascinated by the snow covered trees and ground... Keep walking Bald!

Content is always gold, and it doesn’t matter where it’s broadcasted from! So glad you’ve come out of this positive.

Mr. Bald, your No.2 story reminded me of something. Back in the early days of the internet (circa 1992 and 4800 baud dial-up modems) one of the first really popular internet websites was one that allowed visitors to upload their personal shit stories. It was the world-wide-web at its best. The typical story was about having an episode of diarrhoea say on a bus or air plane. Constipation was another common theme! Your Serbian hospital shit story would have been perfect for the site. Thanks for sharing with us!

Bald gonna have the maddest stories to tell his kids. What a father this guy will be!

I can’t stop laughing 😂 and it is embarrassing at the same time. Ben, keep do what you do entertain us in this difficult time

Out of all the channels I’ve watched my whole life Im happy I found this one I always look forward to new videos

I was eating at the moment actually, but i accept your apology.

I was literally having stomach pains from laughing so hard from this video. What a instant classic from Mr Bald

I like how he is constantly turning arround making sure no one is listening to his story whilst being in the middle of nowhere hahaha

"Hope you're not eating at the moment" **looks down at spicy chicken sandwich** **shrugs** **take another bite**

I feel your pain Ben , Years ago I lay in a hospital bed due to a motorcycle crash , a senior nurse pulled my sheets away to wash me in bed (I was totally naked) whilst 5x 21 year old student nurses looked on , I wanted to die 😂

Had a similar experience after getting a brain tumor removed. The relief definitely overcame the embarrassment. Funny how priorities change lying in a bed unable to go to the toilet. Good luck on your travels, love the vlogs.

Bald, you'd be incredible at an Open Mic at a comedy club

In your last Estonia video I was worried how you will return walking in snow. Now I know. You planned on telling a shit story!! Keep the humour alive and you alive in that cold.

You are the man, I never laughed so hard, you deserve to be a celebrity, thank you Bald.

As a nurse and a travel enthusiast, this episode made me subscribe to your channel although I have been watching your vlogs for some time. Never a dull moment Benjamin! 😆😆😆

Watching this while backing one out. Cheers

I was on that bowl in June of last year....It took me an hour, with 15 minute updates to the whole ward, that l was ok...You leave your dignity at the door. 😉

"I'm a bloody celebrity vlogger. I can't be crapping in a bed in front of everyone!" Hilarious! And an idea for for another vlog channel.

You feel that sting? Thats pride f‘n with you.😅 Super glad you are back on your feet! These are the humbling experiences that make you value your life, your health and your nurse.

Those clickbait travelvloggers: omg I almost died. Bald: so anyway, I shat into a pot

Just glad you survived to tell the story. Much love to the Spice Nurses.

OMG i really feel you. The shitting story happened to me when i was recovering from a car accident in the 90s...:) An experience you will never forget. Cheers from Prague

Keeping your dignity when extremely sick in hospital is a bust, especially when busting of a crap. Been there done that. Glad your back to good health and doing your awesome Vlogs. Cheers to you Ben.

Brilliant. I wasn’t eating cereals while watching this, but sitting on the toilet. I felt so inspired and grateful.

So sorry you had Covid experience in my country. Hope you come back and try to forget all that trauma with some rakija, Belgrade nightlife and ćevapčići! Živeo brate!

Ahhhh bald I can relate mate! I spent 10 weeks in hospital after breaking my pelvis and both legs in a motorbike crash, had to shit in the bedpan also! An Absolute tortureous device! I also had a problem with my balls and the doctor got all the young student nurses in to have a look and show them things to keep an eye on.... I know your pain mate!!

I am reminded of having a catheter replaced by one female nurse while she and another nurse were chatting. After a while I thought "screw this" and joined the conversation. Hospitals are humbling places for sure.

Bald you’re the realest KZfaqr,keep up the great work mate,love from Israel.

It's crazy how Bald only started this channel recently, but he's already surpassed the 100k subs needed for a YT Play button....

OMG so sorry for your unfortunate incident...glad to see you up and about then!!and I love your vlogs, Im never gonna be up that end of the world, so i look forward to your vids...

It’s understandable that you are traumatized by that experience you had. I’m just glad you’re safe, healthy and alive! Celebrity vlogger is a great way to describe yourself, especially when discussing a deep subject like your hospital experience. Much love to you from Canada!!!

"The Covid Ward." Sounds like a title for a novel. Oh yes, Alexander Solzhenitsyn wrote a novel called "The Cancer Ward."

"I hope you're not eating at the moment" he says, as I'm taking my 3rd bite of a panini. Fuck's sake mate

Been there, done that. It's good that you can laugh about it. Stay well, Benjamin. I'll keep you in my prayers, you crazy adventurer.

I'm just glad your ok be safe you have a lot to do thank you for sharing ❤️

As someone who had to care for my mother her last years of her live I can relate.... yeah that's one of the things people like to forget and not to think about the consequences of Covid. I am glad that you managed to get well.

you better do a video in serbia been waiting for ages

You just brighten up my morning, I was in stitches with laughter mate

I am glad you are recovered physically and still with us but I understand the mental aspect is a long term struggle. You're not alone in that

As a big 'poop stories aficionado', this made me cry tears of laughter and made my day, thank you for this!! :):):)

Damn! Best laugh I had in a while. Have a similar stroy so I can feel your pain. Rock on bro!

Get well Benjamin... Stay safe and be well, Love from Toronto

Loved that story. We definitely need more of these

This was just a practice run for when you're in the hospital in your old age. And you *_will_* be there! Forget about any semblance of dignity! Glad you made it out okay. :)

That was the shittiest Covid story I have heard yet 😂😂🥴

Richard! I could not be more pleased that you are off on your travel's once again! all I can say now is good luck in your future travel's and thank god you're somewhat better but the scar's are still there I can tell. How was it in the Serbian hospital? you should write another book about your experiences my friend, I am sure it would be most interesting? good luck.

I’m so happy we still have Mr Bald and that the nurses took good care of him

This should be your trip from Vivikonna to Sillamae, my homeland, nice road , nice story, great beginning of Saturday!

“I’m a celebrity vlogger “ 🤣🤣😂 ben ur too funny

"I'm a bloody celebrity vlogger!". Holy shit, indeed!

OMG I wish I would have seen this when it was put up. I KNOW your pain Benjamin. In 2019 I spent 12 weeks in the hospital and 6 weeks in a coma. The entire time I was in the coma I didnt #2 at ALL. So i guess a week before I woke up they started gving me strong laxatives so once i was finally awake but I was on a ventilator everytime I FELL asleep I would crap myself. NO BEDPAN because I couldnt control it. I actually cried the first time I used a toilet a couple weeks after waking up. That day I took the 10 extra steps to the toilet in my ICU room. I am only in my 30s and have had surguries and given birth to 4 kids and had NEVER evne needed to use a bedpan before so it was embarrassing. I also had a hot nurse as well so i FEEL ALL THE PAIN as well. Glad you made it

I'm playing this on god level, eating my lunch to this marvelous tale.

I don't know about Russian, but kakashka sounds absolutely hilarious in Serbian😂 like "my sweet little poopylings"

Wow, your emotional story gave me goosebumps. Made me appreciate life more

I was involved in a motorbike accident last year, and was in hospital with a broken leg for eleven days, and I know exactly what you mean. You're such an awesome person and I love your channel, keep up the good work!!!!!