Neal Brennan - All Girls Are Paranoid

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6 жыл бұрын

#NealBrennan on his new plane ritual, what football players are like off of the field, and why there can never be an all female CSI Team .
#NealBrennanStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2015.
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@benconner966 4 жыл бұрын

"I was supposed to do elevator and I did football" got my dying

@mistersydster 4 жыл бұрын

That lady in blue in the front row is having the time of her life and I'm totally here for it 🤣

@davidk7529 3 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t tell though, was she using two seats or are the ones in front all that spacious?

@RevengeAvenger Жыл бұрын

Holy crap she loves comedy! I had to rewatch. 😂

@anshi8791 6 жыл бұрын

"Oh I wasn't supposed to do football!"😂😂😂

@brokenking5044 5 жыл бұрын

Breaking News: Football player does Football at the wrong time

@dirtycitypigeon1077 4 жыл бұрын

The Mark Twain event brought me here

@shellierodarmel7282 4 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@skinnerman100 4 жыл бұрын

Same here he was epic

@livelovelaugh3855 4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha same!

@Unusualgroophy 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@RamblingRamul 4 жыл бұрын

* The KZfaq algorithm brought you here.

@austinlynch8857 4 жыл бұрын

I’m genuinely impressed with the violent football players bit that had zero mention of OJ like he just decided OJ was too easy so he left it

@gfarrar920 4 жыл бұрын

Austin Lynch OJ was already retired. The players he mentioned were still playing at the time of their incidences.

@Dani_London 6 жыл бұрын

Who's this? The pilot or a male model, my god

@hangukhiphop 4 жыл бұрын

No, this is Patrick.

@ludmillagutomo 4 жыл бұрын

say anything to stay alive & landed safely 😂😂😂

@ephraimeshete8527 4 жыл бұрын

The man called an audible! Switched his punch line to Gretzky because it was a Canadian crowd 👏🏾

@sethfinberg348 4 жыл бұрын

Good observation there ... they weren't digging the football jokes as much. Hockey?

@adamnowek 4 жыл бұрын

It's really subtle, but that's the sign of a great comedian: attention to detail.

@norrismckinzie4712 4 жыл бұрын

He reads the room better than most

@marcus9785 4 жыл бұрын

Error Report He had a similar joke while performing in the US, and he used Lebron James

@michaelmendez3572 5 жыл бұрын

I did football when I was supposed to do elevator!!!!!

@shaunaleessnackidies 4 жыл бұрын

LOL!

@ludmillagutomo 4 жыл бұрын

"football player does football at the wrong time" 😂😂😂

@user-me8zp2gm6h 5 жыл бұрын

i can see why he and dave had such good chemistry

@unclejesse4271 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah they both have good timing.

@loganknox7 4 жыл бұрын

Rapid Studios they just don’t do the show no more

@mattasticmattattack8546 3 жыл бұрын

Frfr most people don't know neal was the reason for alot of the funniest sketches

@michaelhauser6440 2 жыл бұрын

@Mattastic Matt attack Why didn't he ever do anything funny again?

@cloud9lifee 6 жыл бұрын

"The great one had the guts to do it!" 😂 This guy is awesome! I love it

@jumpstart55million 6 жыл бұрын

This so fucking brilliant and hilarious at the same time..lmao That bit about football players doing football at the wrong time is spot on.

@davidmichael4750 5 жыл бұрын

4:20 wins again with this headline "football player does football at the wrong time" best joke ever on the subject of youll see

@montablanc1 5 жыл бұрын

We need Neal at those athlete press conferences. Doing drugs for charity is the GOAT.

@1craley878 Жыл бұрын

That defeated look on his face was priceless..... "Awe , I wasn't supposed to do football here , I was supposed to do elevator "

@i.am.chris.mosley 4 жыл бұрын

The football bit had me laughing so hard😂😂as a retired player it hit home

@chauncey6871 4 жыл бұрын

He's like the literal personification of sarcasm lol

@abdullahabuwishah817 6 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for the next special!

@draganpetev4677 4 жыл бұрын

This was amazing !

@jamiestanley7494 Жыл бұрын

Totally in to your humor! So funny! I love it

@genuinelyjag 4 жыл бұрын

3:10 That shadow across his pupils though. Perfect timing for that sequence of jokes.

@lbuday 6 жыл бұрын

"Lotta love for you guys"

@ogb4205 5 жыл бұрын

"Land the plane, land the plan, land the plan!!" Hahaha

@Bizzczar 6 жыл бұрын

One of the Goats

@RemTheMulatto 6 жыл бұрын

Neal Brennan's ears could put Will Smith's ears in a head lock..

@orangechicken5051 5 жыл бұрын

How is this not top comment???

@NoelBuller 5 жыл бұрын

Obama's ears could break up that fight

@ogb4205 5 жыл бұрын

Bahahahahaha fuck

@reallyreally1067 5 жыл бұрын

A leg lock.

@michaeldority9282 4 жыл бұрын

Neal and will share the same lineage from dumbo

@GEO_________________________24 6 жыл бұрын

awesome man uno

@xOneCinema 4 жыл бұрын

This is a good set.

@ArticruciA 4 жыл бұрын

"if it hurt one child...I'd do ecstasy." too real lol

@TrevorHarris1991 5 жыл бұрын

He’s one of the best to do it

@BoyWonder1914 4 жыл бұрын

“👀 lets help some kids” 😂

@kawaiiafangirl 6 жыл бұрын

Neal Brennan is low key one of the best comedians of the past 5 or so years. He just doesn’t have a lot of material out there and doesn’t promote himself as much.

@robgalaxy7763 6 жыл бұрын

kawaiiafangirl true. Real stand up takes time.

@wetdog5431 6 жыл бұрын

kawaiiafangirl he has all of the chapelle show and half baked and the arsenio hall show so you just dont know whats up hes been around since 1989. Dummy

@kawaiiafangirl 6 жыл бұрын

Dead Disney I've known all of that you dumb fuck. Lmao. Don't act like you've been riding with the dude since 1989 either. Plus, he wrote for All That. GTFOH.

@vintagerealityvr 6 жыл бұрын

He is a successful comedy writer as a day job so he's not 100% dedicated to stand up. But he's one of the best for sure

@mikecantreed 6 жыл бұрын

No. He's a good comedy writer. He's fine at stand-up. Has no on stage charisma

@julianacraps5814 4 жыл бұрын

love him alreadyb

@DougMen1 2 жыл бұрын

Neal is one of the funniest ever!

@shampoofully7923 5 жыл бұрын

"Oh whoops, I was suppose to do elevator and I did football"

@justind4763 5 жыл бұрын

This man is either about to blow up or will be one of the most underrated comics of all time

@dennygordon1969 5 жыл бұрын

He's pretty famous already

@justind4763 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah he is a great writer but I'm just talking about his standup

@dennygordon1969 5 жыл бұрын

@@justind4763 He has a Netflix special called 3 mics you might want to check out

@justind4763 5 жыл бұрын

@@dennygordon1969 I've seen it. Even he references this fact by mentioning his friend comparing his career to Benjamin Button

@randymcduffie6987 5 жыл бұрын

Neal is very much .... Famous

@AlJamm 5 жыл бұрын

Neal is the best!!

@IcyMidnight 4 жыл бұрын

Researching the local culture. Do your football joke and then say a hockey player's name 😂

@evansonndungu6054 4 жыл бұрын

After Mark Twain event, I now know this guy. And now I have my new year resolutions on the go.

@miltonwaddams2564 4 жыл бұрын

Sync support PBS

@mackten7220 6 жыл бұрын

I think he did the same bit for his new netflix special. Awesome stuff, really funny 👍👍

@DevilChild834 5 жыл бұрын

Mack Ten except this was in Canada so he substituted Lebron James for Wayne Gretzky

@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 5 жыл бұрын

"Good 1 fellas" 😂

@Lyndsaylohan420 4 жыл бұрын

Most underrated comedian

@julioarcaiko 5 жыл бұрын

“If it harms one child” brah I’m fuckin dead 😂

@alejaendocrino6326 5 жыл бұрын

Hello from Colombia South America .. i just have seen the santa’s guilt thing with Trevor and can’t Stop searching material From Brennan. I am a fan

@bassad6289 Жыл бұрын

"Football player does football at wrong time" had me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣

@markhippyshire 3 жыл бұрын

This was a super clean 5 minute set. Damn

@Zyryne1 4 ай бұрын

Good look on keeping everyone safe, fam. 😊❤

@brogsie 4 жыл бұрын

wow...that was great

@poopiepantsmcgee456 5 жыл бұрын

"Your not ready to be A father." She was right.

@reginacarbone4448 3 жыл бұрын

How do you still not know the difference between “your” and “you’re”??

@poopiepantsmcgee456 3 жыл бұрын

@@reginacarbone4448 Forgive me, I please. I wasn't hooked on phonics like that.

@poopiepantsmcgee456 3 жыл бұрын

Nvm just a vocab hater

@vinnie7459 2 жыл бұрын

@@reginacarbone4448 Grammar police on duty

@shane-o-matic 4 жыл бұрын

Severely underrated.

@vincestyles1030 3 жыл бұрын

Now I see why Dave’s material was so good great job Neil

@hangukhiphop 4 жыл бұрын

I wish somebody would clap for me the way that lady claps for Neal Brennan at 4:39 and 5:26

@supersquare 4 жыл бұрын

I could've sworn I saw the title as "Real Banana" and was so confused

@wccrispy 4 жыл бұрын

Real Banana and Grapefruit Simmons

@the_gratefulgamer 4 жыл бұрын

Damn. If only he started his set by saying *I write for Dave Chappelle.* I think the jokes would've been better recieved. This crowd was not ready for the savagery. Bottomline: *Great set. Shit crowd*

@manuginobilisbaldspot424 4 жыл бұрын

Montreal seems to be consistently lame, yet they get these top flight comedians there every year.

@mrkenlewis 4 жыл бұрын

Mediocre set, imo.

@nasri 4 жыл бұрын

The GratefulGamer No self-respecting artist wants or needs to name drop like that. They’d want to know how their material fares on its own.

@seanbuchanan966 4 жыл бұрын

@@nasri i totally agree. Got to be his own man.

@ozzydanger 4 жыл бұрын

He never wrote stand up for Dave. Did write Half Baked and Chappelles show with him though. And he is hilarious.

@sludgehammerz 4 жыл бұрын

I like this guy

@HeatleyBros 4 жыл бұрын

Land the plan. Land the plan.🤣

@codyfarmer1 2 жыл бұрын

His ray Rice joke is one of the greatest jokes of all time.

@MusicfromMarrs 5 жыл бұрын

Did Neal just close with “God bless!”?

@CyGea 4 жыл бұрын

I got an add-on for his Ray Lewis joke, "You get to murder one, murder one. OJ got two, but he played offense, so..."

@syedreza8722 5 жыл бұрын

What's the name of this special?

@nebulousisgod 5 жыл бұрын

That is fucking hilarious

@richardmichael7523 5 жыл бұрын

Football at the wrong time hahahahahahahahah

@olie3625 4 жыл бұрын

I was watching the Ray Rice video just before I stumbled upon this 🤣

@XavierQuin 4 жыл бұрын

Neal's watch is dope

@johnjames9728 5 жыл бұрын

Genius

@adrees 4 жыл бұрын

I was supposed to do elevator LMAO

@AEKerr 4 жыл бұрын

"Do drugs for charity...."😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🙏👍🤘🤙✌👌😎😎😎

@dontmatter1407 6 жыл бұрын

The sock on the floor joke went over they head

@Donovan.Creamer 5 жыл бұрын

Too funny.

@variscitehealing 5 жыл бұрын

wow that's the reddest shirt I have ever seen

@skinnerman100 4 жыл бұрын

Really the reddist wow

@YoumuEnjoyer 3 жыл бұрын

This guy should star in a half life movie

@thisisnotoleg 2 жыл бұрын

Oh damn, good observation. Neal looks like Gordon a bit.

@thecooljohn100 5 жыл бұрын

Watch his 3 mics Netflix special. He used some of those jokes in this vid but the special is really good. I didn't know who he was until I watched it and now I think he's really clever and hilarious :D

@CrystalHoytBeauty 4 жыл бұрын

John Nazario it’s one of the best “one man shows” I’ve ever seen!

@corywilson532 3 жыл бұрын

Neal Brennan really looks like Great Value Jeff Goldblum

@nathanpetersen1392 5 жыл бұрын

Why is this guy not more famous?!! Genius!

@leviathon1113 5 жыл бұрын

He is, was one of the creatives for the Dave Chappelle show

@georgecastro6596 5 жыл бұрын

kevin fart took over thats why :/

@totallybored5526 4 жыл бұрын

If you’ve seen the rick James and prince sketches he’s famous as fizuck

@Brett_S_420 Жыл бұрын

He is famous among comedians.

@robertrttaylor2752 4 жыл бұрын

Mark Twain got me here too, Neal is funny

@404Pope 6 жыл бұрын

I fuck with Neal great set!

@dxkumar8 4 жыл бұрын

You are so fucking good dude. just wow.

@PhillipForrence 6 жыл бұрын

timing was off w/the crowd a couple times but got damn good stuff

@icarus8208 6 жыл бұрын

Bill burr did a joke on arm strong kinda like that

@sultanaljuhani1571 6 жыл бұрын

Dugout Tony velez the sociopath on a bicycle

@brock33ful 6 жыл бұрын

I think it was on Conan he said something similar about Lance

@acidsmokemachine5873 5 жыл бұрын

ABOUT FUCKING TIME THIS GUY GOT NOTICED.

@nikkinicholas2688 6 жыл бұрын

Neal you funny!

@MrRogier200 4 жыл бұрын

@04:39 CLOSE YOU LEGS LADY!!!!!!!!

@GadgetMsGadget 4 жыл бұрын

😂

@davlmt 4 жыл бұрын

Womanspreading

@Myron90 4 жыл бұрын

I was supposed to be doing elevator but I did football

@MitchellBahamas 5 жыл бұрын

PLEASE PLAY MORE OF NEAL'S SHIT!!

@rafthethinker4948 4 жыл бұрын

He and Dave should come out with another movie or bring bank chapelle show

@keithwright2506 4 жыл бұрын

This is the definition of a tight 5 right here. Neal Brennan is one of the most underrated comedians going.

@dhabinuisance3643 4 жыл бұрын

His ears aren’t big, his face is small.

@LeezPgh 4 жыл бұрын

It's not called paranoia, it's called PTSD. Ha! Jokes on you.

@h3ck774 3 жыл бұрын

Love how he said Wayne instead of Lebron cus he was in Canada

@Hoopfan83 4 жыл бұрын

Neal is underrated

@hannahmacmillan4334 3 жыл бұрын

Is this from 3 mics?

@superjeans100 5 жыл бұрын

1:40 😌😌

@nickhaser221 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is great. Some solid jokes, football players doing football at wrong time. Freaking brilliant

@chewycactus 5 жыл бұрын

Thought this was Moshe Kasher with a haircut

@gravypatron 4 жыл бұрын

" I was supposed to do Elevator, but I did Football." Sad trombone.🤷‍♀️

@ro.oppong1914 4 жыл бұрын

Neal is one of the coldest guys out there

@angelcanez4426 6 жыл бұрын

He was one of the Chappelle Show head writer.

@54NELA 5 жыл бұрын

Angel Canez *co creator of chappelle show

@lallig8860 4 жыл бұрын

"plane is best"

@mrmilkywayhidorami7625 4 жыл бұрын

His jokes are so Jerry from Rick and morty

@braveheartyoungbull6332 4 жыл бұрын

Shut up Meg

@GiantsRTheBest1 4 жыл бұрын

He squandered a perfect set up with the “forgot to pull out the chair” “she said I wasn’t ready to be a father”

@cruisethecity 4 жыл бұрын

Came here to get away from the Kobe & GIGI tragedy but damn Neal got me thinking about them again. Edit : Finished the video laughing tho

@JohnVC 3 жыл бұрын

Whenever I think Neil Brennan I think of Dave Chappelle and his joke about "Chip", the white guy that was driving high and got pulled over by the cops. I'm pretty sure they were friends, and I'm pretty sure Neil could be the "Chip" guy.