Neal Brennan - Every Girl Is Either Freezing or Starving

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6 жыл бұрын

#NealBrennan on how girls and guys are hateful in different ways, what makes relationships last, and why women's bodies don't make sense.
Neal Brennan stand up from the Just for Laughs Festival in 2013.
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@entertain7us148 5 жыл бұрын

“Women dress for the first 30 seconds of wherever they’re going.” As a woman I can confirm this is accurate af.

@robfab5204 5 жыл бұрын

Haha dang

@entertain7us148 5 жыл бұрын

DJ Xistential ... I’m sorry, what?

@nachtegaelw5389 5 жыл бұрын

Haha not me, I value comfort. I’m not afraid of “ruining” an outfit with a thick cardigan. I wear sweaters year round 😂

@BratvaTV 4 жыл бұрын

@DJ Xistential this writes the Chappelle show with Dave

@TheLadyDelirium 4 жыл бұрын

@@nachtegaelw5389 When I was younger I would value what I looked like over warmth and comfort but as I've got older I've completely changed. I wear comfy shoes and cardigans now but I'm happy with that.

@jada8820 6 жыл бұрын

"I had lunch but I'm starving" - me

@sarahl9201 4 жыл бұрын

Or well I had a sandwich

@jesse-5318 6 жыл бұрын

If you told an architect to build a woman he'd say... its not safe. Haha best line ever. Lol 😂😂

@locsbyholiday2231 5 жыл бұрын

"I mean I could build it but she's never gonna be able to heat herself. She'll be freezing and starving her entire life." 😂😂😂

@nebulousisgod 5 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of a joke I once heard where they called women structurally unsound

@mermaidflows4391 4 жыл бұрын

@@nebulousisgod actually I think they were talking about Barbie dolls. Which is exactly the body type he is describing. Lol. I think it's the same joke maybe he borrowed it

@LivsWorld 6 жыл бұрын

I feel personally attacked by this 😂😂

@peterpaz4877 5 жыл бұрын

that's what makes you a woman.....

@MrDwaneMann 5 жыл бұрын

1 year later.... still .... no one cares

@peterpaz4877 5 жыл бұрын

@@MrDwaneMann - 1 year later, I'm with ya Dwane.

@gemule 4 жыл бұрын

Peter Paz aww good luck you guys!

@DSB831 3 жыл бұрын

Eat some Cheetos and put on a hoodie

@BGriff- 5 жыл бұрын

"Girls dress for the first 30 seconds of wherever they are going" BIG FACTS!!!! (Respectfully of course)

@SarahLizDoan 5 жыл бұрын

B. Griff TRUTH!

@mr.nobody9697 5 жыл бұрын

shut up Incel!

@omgitsjoetime 4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Nobody loser

@adorahowell7223 6 жыл бұрын

I'm both, freezing and starving all the time. I'm anemic and most of my life I have had no food to eat. The situation is real.

@Udontkno7 5 жыл бұрын

Tbh

@rheannarozario5666 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@omgitsjoetime 4 жыл бұрын

Adora Howell you should probably eat some red meat

@micfranco697 4 жыл бұрын

Are u a bbw?

@tadangolla 4 жыл бұрын

lol

@roysreceptive 6 жыл бұрын

I like how it all came full circle.

@tavoymoore7981 6 жыл бұрын

L.Pasteur he’s the guy behind the dave chappelle show.

@um22w22 6 жыл бұрын

Tavoy Moore oh now Dave chapelle has a ghost writer?! You might want to see chapelle’s stand up to know that this guy was munching off of him.

@tavoymoore7981 6 жыл бұрын

um22w22 u have no clue lol

@OneDarkCutie 6 жыл бұрын

um22w22 They came up with a majority of the content together, but it was indeed the 'Chappelle show'. Dont sleep on Neal, though.

@janelemberg2723 5 жыл бұрын

L.Pasteur i

@Lubbylove89 6 жыл бұрын

He ain't lyin about that lunch though...lol I'll sometimes eat a handful of cheerios and that's it.

@francobenevento7598 Жыл бұрын

Neil is the most underrated comedian of all time. Blocks is an absolute masterpiece and no one I know has even heard of it.

@JL-rv9lm Жыл бұрын

Agree, and his tribute to Chappelle at the Mark Twain Prize was genius.

@mc76 11 ай бұрын

None of your friends can afford Netflix, obviously.

@williamgardner7886 13 күн бұрын

I love the 3 part joint

@iwant2rob 5 жыл бұрын

i just realized that i seriously am freezing and starving as i watch this

@TheRocketNasty 6 жыл бұрын

man that last joke with the architect is unbelievable. fucking hilarious :D

@baddi25 5 жыл бұрын

That architect line is gold. Womens bodies are not safe lol

@curseyoujordanshow 6 жыл бұрын

That was a damn tight 4 minutes. Nicely done.

@markhippyshire 6 жыл бұрын

Dude had 4 minutes to make me laugh. That's not a lot of time, and he painted a pretty picture. I loved this set.

@favourudegbunam5904 6 жыл бұрын

"If you told an architect to build a woman he'll be like, IT'S NOT SAFE"

@olie3625 4 жыл бұрын

This couldn't come at a better time, am freezing and eating right now 🤣

@ewhoyer 6 жыл бұрын

His concert “Three Mike’s”on Netflix is very worthwhile - funny guy.

@redfury91 6 жыл бұрын

confirmed

@neghiethervil5606 6 жыл бұрын

Thanks for suggestion. Any others while I'm here?

@raffyleal 6 жыл бұрын

E Howeee Mics

@muraroligia 5 жыл бұрын

Neghie Thervil Hannah Gadsby Nanette was also very intense

@NoelBuller 5 жыл бұрын

*special

@firstname__lastname 6 жыл бұрын

Ok right.. my brain was trying to place him... Now I know. Chappelle showwwwww

@tavoymoore7981 6 жыл бұрын

firstname lastname exactly!

@celieboo 5 жыл бұрын

That architect joke was comedy PLATINUM!

@Chococat_Ariana 6 жыл бұрын

Oh gosh. I looked at this video's title and I'm ashamed to say I'm both :D

@rawkrXbabee 6 жыл бұрын

Then theres me always eating and wearing like 12 hoodies

@k.k.7797 5 жыл бұрын

Sammy when the others freeze & starve we shall rise

@habirton 5 жыл бұрын

The real question is what are your views on breaking bad, being cool and sex.

@valesth4903 5 жыл бұрын

@@habirton We don't like being cool, that's why we steal all your hoodies.

@habirton 5 жыл бұрын

@@valesth4903 lol. Touche.

@mr.nobody9697 5 жыл бұрын

@@habirton this has got to be the greatest line of responses to a YT comment ive ever read. All funny.

@newplanman9836 6 жыл бұрын

Love his delivery and timing...perfect. Totally David Spadesque

@butcrack6786 Жыл бұрын

Uhh superior in every way.

@sivan-yn5sg 5 жыл бұрын

The ending has me dying😂😂😂

@VianneyCreates 5 жыл бұрын

It's not safe. LOL!

@DETROIT1948 Жыл бұрын

It's Not Safe! Priceless ✨✨✨✨

@DarthFurie 6 жыл бұрын

The accuracy of this whole set 😂😂 I'm a woman and he read us all for filth lmao

@jdarb2 4 жыл бұрын

Lol this was funny as hell. I gotta see more!

@erikawickwire9322 5 жыл бұрын

Haha so true. My coworker and I take turns saying I'm freezing and I'm starving all day

@AlexaBellaMuerte 6 жыл бұрын

Hahaha love the punch line. I'm freezing and starving already.

@lucasewen7225 5 жыл бұрын

Oh my god that is a great bit. I've seen his stuff before, but that bit was amazing.

@Lugenfabrik 3 жыл бұрын

So good.

@sayfirenix9354 6 жыл бұрын

The come together on that joke was a amazing!

@kelviannaepperson3677 5 жыл бұрын

His Christmas jokes on the daily show was hilarious

@mr.nobody9697 5 жыл бұрын

Watching this routine is a great way to learn stand up.

@valiummarbles317 3 жыл бұрын

freezing and starving..sounds like me in winter with my borderline eating disorder :(

@voice88out 5 жыл бұрын

Neal is unbelievably funny

@kargirl33 6 жыл бұрын

why is this so accurate!

@adriandelatorre8963 5 жыл бұрын

Just saw the title and started laughing. Lol

@ADerpyReality 6 жыл бұрын

Before he even starts speaking... As a woman I can say that we are often cold/hot or hungry... I'll get back after the bit. After show - That man is doing what the universe wants him to do. He is hilarious.

@xandersummerlot4971 5 жыл бұрын

This comment isn’t edited, so I find it very confusing how you could have commented at the start and end of the video :/

@habirton 5 жыл бұрын

@@xandersummerlot4971 That's an interesting question, I'll let you know after I get a glass of water and think about it for a minute. Oh, just like this! I didn't hit reply and continued to type ;)

@ccc-fd3ls 4 жыл бұрын

As soon as I read the title I knew he understood me 😂

@SamBassComedy 6 жыл бұрын

That was amazing. Hilarious and amazing.

@PA-jh2dr 21 күн бұрын

As an anemic woman who is an architect, this video sent me down an existential spiral. Thanks Neal.

@Gerelisf 6 жыл бұрын

Hilarious!!!! Reallly made me laugh

@gracierose6754 5 жыл бұрын

watching this as i’m cold asf 😂

@omarct 5 жыл бұрын

Yep, so true

@XhosaShinobi01 5 жыл бұрын

He is effortlessly funny.

@deasiasimone5302 6 жыл бұрын

This guy is awesome 👏🏽😂😂

@shoutrite91 6 жыл бұрын

LOL!!!! This guy is great

@waaywavyme 6 жыл бұрын

that statement is tru lol

@arjuscarlet55555 5 жыл бұрын

It's not safe.😂😂😂😂😂 Damn.🖤

@smanthawalsh 5 жыл бұрын

So true lmbo

@sineadbeel1917 5 жыл бұрын

I'm ALWAYS freezing a starving. I wear long pants a jacket in summer but a slight breeze makes me cold (I work in a supermarket with ac) I'm always starving because I exercise more than I eat because eating is boring and requires cooking/effort so I just starve.

@Vix_Vi 4 жыл бұрын

I don't have those issues. I'm overweight! I'm stuffed with food and my stuffing is keeping me warm.

@lionandhippo 5 жыл бұрын

I laughed just at the title

@Wh0isTh3D0ct0r 5 жыл бұрын

3:48 That Asian woman in the front row is SOOOO pissed!! Bwahahahaaaa!! (Maybe she's freezing and starving.)

@PTSarah32 5 жыл бұрын

So funny I actually snotted on myself and then snorted.

@indrabrugueras2627 6 жыл бұрын

Neal and Iliza ! come on who alse would also totally go see them or watch them !?! love them ! when is this Match up gonna happen?

@blondienicole9684 5 жыл бұрын

That's the most accurate statement. I wear sweats even in the summer and I could eat a 3 course meal but still he hungry after

@mimiej8159 5 жыл бұрын

I’m a girl who is currently both freezing and starving

@tangonice8189 6 жыл бұрын

So True 😄

@ggmaudlin425 4 жыл бұрын

I feel attacked😂😂

@quackapatth 2 жыл бұрын

best set ive seen only callback too nice

@METAL-ADDICT 4 жыл бұрын

That was pretty damn funny =)

@KU-mq4er 5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha brilliant lad .

@jessface777 6 жыл бұрын

Great ending!

@andresciahooten9598 3 жыл бұрын

That sound like a girl that I just seen on New Year’s Eve! 😂😂😂

@chuckcarter4251 Жыл бұрын

I see a lot of this dude in Dave and vice versa … both hilarious

@tomgold5006 5 жыл бұрын

great crowd

@WeaveDreamer 5 жыл бұрын

ITS NOT SAFE 😂 Lmfao

@kontrapunkti 5 жыл бұрын

That was good

@bloamy8498 4 жыл бұрын

Neal be underrated

@thephoenix2176 6 жыл бұрын

Tru dat. . .AND for dressing special occasions Lmao!!

@cherryliang5117 4 жыл бұрын

I’m freezing and full

@rachelmauricio9164 5 жыл бұрын

ITS NOT SAFE !!! LOL!

@hikingtotoro 4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@Cmorrison626 6 жыл бұрын

The title alone is hilarious...

@jimmymora9776 3 жыл бұрын

*while eating* "I'm starving"

@HashimWarren 4 жыл бұрын

Just the title made me laugh. I had to click

@standupbear4811 6 жыл бұрын

His brother is the best

@messymonster690 6 жыл бұрын

right now im both

@richardmichael7523 5 жыл бұрын

so true on the 30 sec women wardrobe........... Architects.............. LOL

@samanthamichelle2094 5 жыл бұрын

Im both 😅

@mztweety1374 5 жыл бұрын

Right up to middle age then we're freezing, starving and burning TF up!!

@alhutch1798 6 жыл бұрын

lol this is good

@emijta 5 жыл бұрын

I usually am both most of times😁 in fact that's why I dress warm and eat so much.

@stephensullivan1011 5 жыл бұрын

So accurate 😄👌 literally my gf

@TheHouseOfRonin 4 жыл бұрын

100% sniper accuracy

@curtwilliams2606 5 жыл бұрын

Nawww, she gotta shower😂

@mr.Swartz 6 жыл бұрын

Neal is the Man behind the Man you’re laughing at

@chriswilliams4588 6 жыл бұрын

J Swartz no

@arsaeterna4285 6 жыл бұрын

I feel like you have to be a really specific type of person to... really like that bit

@gennylaig9896 6 жыл бұрын

This is halarious

@isabelabassett2764 4 жыл бұрын

I’m a comfortable temperature. But hungry

@mirandabaxter9296 6 жыл бұрын

He's funny..

@get_down_funky1751 6 жыл бұрын

he's a very big deal. incredible human being. check him out

@paulthompson9668 6 жыл бұрын

"but it's not safe" lol

@blahblahtoucan5329 5 жыл бұрын

Funny but can't really relate . If I'm cold I either find something to make me warm or try to ignore it. And if I'm hungry I stare into the fridge, waiting for inspiration.

@rafthethinker4948 4 жыл бұрын

The woman architect bit should've been a chapelle show sketch somehow

@youiloves1242 6 жыл бұрын

Love him! Found him from Joe rogan podcast

@mecraft1323 Жыл бұрын

Literally saw a girl in the front row of his audience crossing her arms so as to keep in warmth. Worst part is, she was wearing a sweater. But was still cold LOL!