MST3K - 319 - War of the Colossal Beast (w/ short Mr. B Natural)

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@raynubisradar6948 3 жыл бұрын

18:27 Mr. B Natural: "You gotta inspect your horn boy" Crow: "and wash it every day!"

@notinspectorgadget Жыл бұрын

I'd rather have B Natural inspect my horn.

@patton303 2 жыл бұрын

I recorded most of these episodes on VHS and I pretty much got through college by studying and doing coursework with this show in the background.

@donharmuth776 2 жыл бұрын

Literally what I'm doing now. Sure helps

@LeftoverPuppies 2 жыл бұрын

I did that for writing my thesis, and I do it for lesson planning now! Why does this work?

@staypuft3120 Жыл бұрын

might sound goofy, learned how to code with this on.

@estatesales9818 Жыл бұрын

ksu?

@patton303 Жыл бұрын

@@estatesales9818 One state over. University of Colorado.

@yerabbit6333 3 жыл бұрын

Mr B Natural is truly the king of all shorts.

@mikezylstra7514 10 ай бұрын

If in the7th grade, first week of school in September, you weren't corralled into the "little auditorium" to watch this gem on a clickity-clackity projector, 60 years ago, you ain't lived.

@talonvoidgeist2386 2 жыл бұрын

Mr. B Natural's eyes that point in different directions haunt me to this day.

@mikezylstra7514 10 ай бұрын

There was no time for details. They had originally cast Mr B's part to Dom Delouise but they couldn't fit him in the locker, and the staff broke when he threw his legs in the air.

@SpamEggSausage 3 ай бұрын

hence the David Bowie joke

@MacTechG4 4 жыл бұрын

“I didn’t see no footprints, I didn’t see no giant, I didn’t see anything” AND I DIDN’T STEAL NO BIKE NEITHER!!!

@davidmorse3190 3 жыл бұрын

I've never had a bad acid trip...I'm assuming Mr b natural is lurking there

@scitsalcoryp Жыл бұрын

That's good to know . Not that I believe you

@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 Жыл бұрын

How do ya manage to not get 'em ? All I get are "bad" acid trips. Isn't it the important part of the trip ?

@tysontaggart7246 11 ай бұрын

@@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 that's what I was gonna say, "Bad Acid Trip" is an oxymoron lol

@TheMidnightCloak 5 жыл бұрын

“Call me if he speaks again.” “AAAAAAAAAAAGH!” “He spoke again.”

@David-bc4rh 5 жыл бұрын

Joel reading Dr. Bronner's soap bottle like a old newscaster had me dying.

@kevinclick9026 Жыл бұрын

It's the shizniggle

@Greenw1nk Жыл бұрын

I thought that’s what it was. Came here to see if someone confirmed it. 😆

@coogrfan 5 жыл бұрын

"Sorry to be so long." "Bragger".

@Carly8Corday 5 жыл бұрын

"He's calling out for his mother. Her name is AAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!"

@charleslipscomb2567 7 жыл бұрын

Even the Riddler would find Mr. B Natural weird.

@hamursh 6 жыл бұрын

Which Riddler? Frank Gorshin, Jim Carrey or John Glover?

@WilliamRWarrenJr 5 жыл бұрын

Was there ever a "wandering eye" superstar that the wandering eye wasn't glass? Sandy Duncan, Sammy Davis Jr., --- wait, yes, Marty Feldman (google "She Had Marty Feldman Eyes") video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-avg-fh_lsonsw&hsimp=yhs-fh_lsonsw&hspart=avg&p=she+had+marty+feldman+eyes+dr+demento+songs#id=2&vid=57b9ffd08769c9fb91e5679bd37f0869&action=click

@tommylitz4543 4 жыл бұрын

@@hamursh you left out John Astin

@hamursh 4 жыл бұрын

@@tommylitz4543 As well as Robert Englund.

@mitchfletcher2386 3 жыл бұрын

@@hamursh Don't forget John Michael Higgins and Rob Paulsen!

@kiethmoreland5903 3 жыл бұрын

KTLA was a real TV station in Los Angeles. The newsman in Griffith Park is Stan Chambers, he worked for KTLA for over five decades.

@overlordcacius 4 жыл бұрын

Bread what's in it? Chicken, corn, green peppers, chili, *sigh* onions.

@amandafrazier9724 Жыл бұрын

Oh my GOD, Mr. B Natural. This short is legendary.

@BryonYoungblood 4 жыл бұрын

Crow: Oh, my God, PLEASE say this isn't happening...!!

@MicrowavedAlastair5390 5 жыл бұрын

They did manage to accurately depict band geeks. On a completely different note, I used an old Conn french horn in high school.

@dougjb7848 4 жыл бұрын

@MicrowaveGamer I also used an old Conn French who....are you sure it was French?

@alexr4208 3 жыл бұрын

We had a 'CONN' organ. I don't know when they got it, but the one of the keys was broken, so when you turned it on the key was down and playing a note and you couldn't get it to to stop unless you wedged something under it the key. :)

@donharmuth776 2 жыл бұрын

I used a Conn trumpet but that short was so painful to watch

@mikezylstra7514 10 ай бұрын

too dumb to just transpose each piece into that key?@@alexr4208

@cups3 3 жыл бұрын

Must have watched Mr. B 20 times, laugh my head off every time ,... MOM !

@sillygoose420 6 жыл бұрын

someone somewhere has done the opening monologue of mr. b natural as an audition piece, i just know it

@jondunmore4268 5 жыл бұрын

Some poor boy, forced by his vaudevillian parents.

@dirtydave2691 4 жыл бұрын

His/Her jacket is pretty fly though.............Mommmmm!

@philipjohnson3225 4 жыл бұрын

Man, Mr. B Natural sure was inspiring! And thought provoking! And irritating as a chihuahua barking its stupid head off at 4 AM! What a piece!

@demonkingbadger6689 2 жыл бұрын

Mostly just gave me a newfound fear of music.

@richardthegingerbo909 Жыл бұрын

@@demonkingbadger6689 in Newfoundland?

@thomaspalazzolo5902 3 жыл бұрын

I like that average folks actually remember hearing about a giant man in the previous film.

@ms38980 6 жыл бұрын

“Eat your fajita and shut up.” Classic.

@lookbovine 5 жыл бұрын

47:35

@saimne1312 5 жыл бұрын

I haven't had thorazine waffles in years. Happy memories. I wonder if the hospital is still looking for me.

@davids11131113 3 жыл бұрын

So fukin delicious, brings back such fond memories from growing up in the sanitarium.

@nicholasmoose6574 6 жыл бұрын

"BERT I. GORDON STICKS IT TO THE MAN!!"

@greenranger8884 2 жыл бұрын

rocky! Again? ROCKY!! AGAIN??? THEY TRIIIEEDDD TO KILL HIM WITH A FORKLIIIIFT!!!

@jessicajayes8326 4 жыл бұрын

Okay, a guy hires an unlicensed minor to drive supplies across the border from Mexico, and he's worried about ...the TRUCK?!

@christopherkelley1664 5 ай бұрын

The kid tried his best.

@jessicajayes8326 5 ай бұрын

@@christopherkelley1664 I'm not blaming the kid. The guy should be concerned about hiring an unlicensed minor across the border! Nowadays he'd get arrested or shot for that, by our own guys!!

@Laceykat66 3 жыл бұрын

OK, how can 71 people NOT LIKE this ?? It is Mr. B Natuiral folks. A pop-cultural icon !!!

@demonkingbadger6689 Жыл бұрын

Maybe, they were the ones visited by Mr B

@RatelHBadger 5 жыл бұрын

That breakfast bazooka though...

@svenylford4047 3 жыл бұрын

"Come on and buy some crap from us..." has been stuck in my head for 20 years

@mikezylstra7514 Жыл бұрын

The good old days of Capitalism.

@irwinisidro 6 жыл бұрын

Kinda funny how in the last movie, Glenns fiance said he had no family and in this movie, his sister's the one looking for him.

@sydneyhamilton2575 6 жыл бұрын

Carol Lied

@sheltonbrightjr.5988 6 жыл бұрын

irwinisidro Well considering its a different actor playing Glenn Manning, it kinda makes sense he has a sister now if u dnt think about it. 🙄

@HylianFox3 5 жыл бұрын

yeah, pretty much nobody from the first movie is in this one

@pittsburghpirate58 5 жыл бұрын

LA in da 50’s dude

@jondunmore4268 5 жыл бұрын

That was ANOTHER Glen Manning who was accidentally irradiated into turning 60 feet tall. This is Glen Manning from Iowa.

@georgesears9327 5 жыл бұрын

the funny thing is, that actress was an excellent dancer

@mikezylstra7514 Жыл бұрын

You referring to Mr B Natural? Betty Luster. I think she was quite talented, but unfortunately, not television material. This was done 15 years into her "career" and is the only thing she ever did that got credited. What's worse it would take another 35 years for it to even make it to the general public and finally put her on the map.Bad stars for that star (obviously had an afflicted 5th & 10th house).Betty died in 2011 at age 89.

@quester09 7 жыл бұрын

Mr. B Unnatural: he played the devil's tritone.

@michellelaclair Жыл бұрын

This was the movie that plagued me as a little innocent girl. Im still traumatized 60 years later

@nonprofitgirl Жыл бұрын

There,there…☺️

@carribob1992 4 жыл бұрын

At least we know where James Cameron got inspiration for the makeup of a battle damaged T-800.

@DrummerGrrrl 5 жыл бұрын

"You might have better luck when he's awake". Hee hee.

@apebull123 6 жыл бұрын

mr. b natural has size b naturals

@JacobiusNH80 2 жыл бұрын

''There's nothing much wrong with Buzz'' ''Except his hair'' lol

@Eric-ro8bw 3 жыл бұрын

I remember actually watching this in the 2nd grade.

@Shicksalblume 5 жыл бұрын

"A little musical nightmare from the heart of whiteness" I love this description both for its comedy and accuracy.

@evanhaskel206 4 жыл бұрын

So we had Barney to serve as nightmare fuel, and our parents had Mr. B Natural. Guess that balances things out.

@PhilBagels 5 жыл бұрын

More like "Minor Incident of the Colossal Beast, in which a Little Bit of Property Damage was Done"

@dirtydave2691 5 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard my eyes watered!

@animaldays2 4 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t quite have the same marquee value lol

@phendformyself 7 жыл бұрын

"Do I look funny?" "You look hot!"

@luisreyes1963 5 жыл бұрын

Yep, Joel's been in space too long. 💫

@JoseBronxRican 7 жыл бұрын

21:44 - Most hilarious part of the short: that insane arpeggio out of nowhere, and all the riffs that came with it!

@JamesSmith-vk2ky 5 жыл бұрын

The callback at 22:22 is the BEST riff! 😂🎺😂

@TheAnchorArmsChad 6 жыл бұрын

This was the 1st MST3K episode i watched

@artiegohome 5 жыл бұрын

Wish I knew for sure what mine was. Manos stands out in my mind, but it might be Alien From L.A.

@TheZigzagman 5 жыл бұрын

Mine was Fugitive Alien.

@kaarlimakela3413 3 жыл бұрын

I'm gettin' me a good lawyer, and if one ain't enough I'm gettin' two!

@jonathanrogers9039 2 жыл бұрын

Judging by the number of wrecked vehicles they found back in the hills, the giant must have been doing this for a while. But the local sheriff acted like this was the first missing truck that had ever been reported. He should have heard about at least some of those other vehicles going missing, right?

@jean-paulaudette9246 Жыл бұрын

Glen had him on the payroll.

@pressureworks Жыл бұрын

RIGHT!

@WalkerRileyMC 5 жыл бұрын

And thus one of the earliest appearances of Bridget that created a subset of MSTie that was....really really weird. At least until she appeared as Nuveena.

@Carly8Corday 5 жыл бұрын

"You're concerned about your brother. Can't you just leave it at that?" "Why don't you find something else to get your mind on?" "You look tired, Joyce, isn't it time you went home?" As unfeeling and unhelpful as that Major is, imagine how he'd act if the sister wasn't at all attractive. He might have her pitched off the premises into the roadside sticker bushes. She's funny taking his boredom with her quest for devotion and sincere help.

@WorldWar2freak94 2 жыл бұрын

Got to love how every governmental department did not want anything to do with the giant.

@notinspectorgadget Жыл бұрын

It's almost like Bert I Gordon really wanted to make that scene, but he needed the rest of the movie in order to give it context.

@djt8937 4 жыл бұрын

"Oh, cripes we gotta work faster...hurry up Marjorie." Love their everyday people jokes

@jondunmore4268 5 жыл бұрын

7:21 -- Wait, did Mr B Natural just say, "Knew your father, I did"? Is THAT where Yoda got that line?

@leemcdonald1342 3 жыл бұрын

7:23 "Hey, leave my father out of this."

@snorpenbass4196 2 жыл бұрын

DON'T RUIN STAR WARS FOR US! ...dang it, too late.

@demonkingbadger6689 Жыл бұрын

@@snorpenbass4196 rian johnson may be the one thing more demonic than Mr B

@elizabethhollins5988 5 жыл бұрын

Oh ya this is the time when they had a cocktail with every event, meeting and discussion.

@JamesSmith-vk2ky 5 жыл бұрын

🍻

@RIXRADvidz 6 жыл бұрын

I actually used my old trumpet mouth piece as a joint holder, you could smoke the roach all the way down without burning your lips.

@spaghettisultan5484 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!

@bottleaire2082 3 жыл бұрын

"That saxophone would make a great bong." - Homer Simpson

@number1authority 2 жыл бұрын

Colossal Beast has the most abrasive characters and audio. Crackly angry shouting, screaming and growling through the whole thing. I can’t relax when I watch this one.

@dougjb7848 4 жыл бұрын

Well, we found the 60 foot tall man. But if we look away for even a second he’ll disappear.

@snorpenbass4196 2 жыл бұрын

What bugs me is how the Colossal Man has less echo on his voice than a normal person with a megaphone. Like...his voice should be booming across the landscape, instead it's just...flat.

@terriemerson7270 5 жыл бұрын

mr. B natural is having a serious identity crisis

@collinsnider4179 2 жыл бұрын

That Mr. B Natural is the stuff of nightmares

@castratedrhino77 5 жыл бұрын

I'm not gay or nuthin' , but.. Mr. B can get it.

@Artyom1247 3 жыл бұрын

"Mr. B, you're hot!"

@modestonieves5792 6 жыл бұрын

so he is 60 ft tall and no one can see him?? haha classic!!

@Life_Is_Torture0000 4 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who wonders where the giant got his pants?

@jondunmore4268 5 жыл бұрын

So "Minor Disturbance Of The Colossal Beast."

@kevin2400 5 жыл бұрын

Mr b natural........ car crash sound effect

@RIXRADvidz 4 жыл бұрын

5:33, OMG, I love the MInnesota Maves that show up at Brunch, just like the Monty Python Ladies. Tom and Crooow do a ''Brunch'' with Joel as the waiter, they really are an original character

@edgarallanlovecraft5485 7 жыл бұрын

"Glen was 60 feet tall!" That lines kills me every time.

@KarstensCreationsKC 4 жыл бұрын

I was gonna post the exact same thing...😅😅😅

@322msg 3 жыл бұрын

I wish there was a compilation of all the times the robots debate. 😂

@younghoss2877 7 жыл бұрын

"beware the dwarf". I love the subtle references, my wife not a movie buff, often doesn't get the subtle jokes.

@theoriginalvideo-schmideoc905 6 жыл бұрын

younghoss FOUL PLAY was a brilliant little comedy thriller!

@elafimilo8199 5 жыл бұрын

There's at least one website that goes through all the cultural references in MST episodes and gives the background. I've learned a lot.

@johnpendarvis7885 Жыл бұрын

"The man who made these footprints would be about 60 feet tall" "Glen was 60 feet tall" Ipso facto.

@donharmuth776 2 жыл бұрын

As a former band student that Conn ad is too painful to watch

@mikezylstra7514 5 ай бұрын

My neighbor was shown "Mr B Natural" in a marketing class in college.

@l.e.o.1127 6 жыл бұрын

B natural had some tig bittes

@RIXRADvidz 6 жыл бұрын

pre-moob era

@sammhaynes3143 5 жыл бұрын

War of the Collosal Breast!

@dirtydave2691 5 жыл бұрын

@@sammhaynes3143 Oh holy shit that made laugh!

@Astrobeej 7 жыл бұрын

"The point, sir, is BREASTS."

@UtushoReiuji 6 жыл бұрын

You make an excellent point there, and it is hard to argue with that.

@JamesWVanFleet 5 жыл бұрын

Da-- huh?!

@JamaicanCastle 5 жыл бұрын

War of the Colossal Breast - errr, Beast.

@sammhaynes3143 5 жыл бұрын

@@JamaicanCastle I laugh EVERY time Crow says that XD

@PhilBagels 5 жыл бұрын

That's actually two points.

@jeffreyriley8742 2 жыл бұрын

"He's crying for his mother. Her name was 'ARRGGHH!!'"

@jarniwoop 5 жыл бұрын

Joyce on the phone "Give me the police." Maj. Baird " But I haven't tried anything yet.."

@mas8705 5 жыл бұрын

Why does Glen look like a 60 foot Mike Nelson if he shaved his head?

@luisreyes1963 5 жыл бұрын

The reason was the original actor (Glenn Langan) who played Glenn Manning, didn't want to reprise the role, so a different actor (Dean Parkin) became the Colossal Beast.

@cneterer 3 жыл бұрын

1:13:03. I start laughing so hard I can't breathe. Maybe the vodka has something to do with it, but I prefer to think it's more Joel's genius.

@rickhuck64 5 жыл бұрын

Attention all Los Angeles residents, a large 60 foot bald disfigured white man is roaming Griffin Park, please stay away, your life is in danger.

@TomBacchus 7 жыл бұрын

"Hey hold the bus!"

@TheSpotleight 5 жыл бұрын

Buzz: Where'd you come from? Servo: Bellevue

@mikezylstra7514 Жыл бұрын

funniest riff.

@CuriousGoodsJessica 5 жыл бұрын

"Los Angle-ese"??? That always cracks me up, it sounds so bizarre, NOT like it's said with any attempt at an accent! I adore this show, it's like being 10 or 11 again & talking crap about everything with your friends just to make things funny.

@edwardyankie6914 4 жыл бұрын

Mr. B Natural is It. Beware Pennywise.

@ZaGorudan 6 жыл бұрын

What kind of death scene was that!? He just *lol nope'd* out of existence!

@luisreyes1963 6 жыл бұрын

Guess Mr. Gordon couldn't afford a decent death scene, much less come up with a plausible one.

@HylianFox3 5 жыл бұрын

But he could afford to colorize it...

@kuismase 7 жыл бұрын

I want that brekfest bazooka !!

@laceyw8689 7 жыл бұрын

Mr. B is the best short they ever did.

@LumpsPlays 7 жыл бұрын

Agreed, and it's not even the full cut of it! I checked it out on Rifftrax too and it had some awful new scenes.

@BoojumFed 7 жыл бұрын

Good God. Is there *any* reason they made Betty Luster be "Mr." B Natural? I mean, they didn't even *try* to hide, or even slightly downplay, her voice or figure. It's not like a musical note has a body to start with, much less a sex, so they could have done whatever they wanted too. And before anyone (I'm looking at you, Crow...) brings it up: I know Peter Pan is always played by a woman on stage. But that's because he's supposed to be prepubescent and a grown man's voice is out of the question. Pan is *not* a "Mr.", no matter what the guys who directed 'Mr. B Natural' seemed to think...

@AvengerII 7 жыл бұрын

The short is so unintentionally demented that they didn't have to do much riffing about it! Most of the MST3k shorts are dull to the point that you have to be sleep-deprived or high to get any laughs out of them but this one is classically 1950s BAD. This is one of those shorts you don't UNremember after you see it just like the "Mr. Bungle" educational film that they used in the original "Pee-Wee Herman Show" on HBO (the predecessor to the CBS morning kid's series)!

@minxstole93 6 жыл бұрын

No! A Case of Spring Fever is the very best, I love Coily and his army of darkness!! But Mr. B Natural is a very close second. 😋

@JamesWVanFleet 5 жыл бұрын

Coily's more horrifying for sure.

@daoust26 5 жыл бұрын

“Sounds like Tim Allen” lmao

@DrN1nja 4 жыл бұрын

I swear, every single little skit Mike does before he becomes the host is beyond hysterical. The Gamera one especially, such a genuinely great actor.

@pressureworks Жыл бұрын

I love the one where his character is at a party with mr b natural and starts chatting "her" up, trying to seduce "her"

@annpeterson4352 2 жыл бұрын

The quote from The World According To Garp is great.

@PDInfantryman 7 жыл бұрын

"He's eating a la carte!"

@jaibluecave2485 2 жыл бұрын

I like the opening song. I heard it once and it's been stuck to my head during the week.

@mrpieceofwork 4 жыл бұрын

When they're eating... "NEW YORK CITY?!"

@davidozab2753 5 жыл бұрын

"We're white, we're white, we're really, really white ..."

@kevinclements22 4 жыл бұрын

Nope. They understood the trenchant and hilarious commentary!

@TheBeezusjones 4 жыл бұрын

@ted dymski huh?

@R_C420 5 жыл бұрын

I got a bus ta move.

@laurallewien2165 2 жыл бұрын

Channeling Francis Farmer, I'm dying here 😭

@Vulture23 4 жыл бұрын

100 Years of Solitude 100 Years of Solitude take one down pass it around!

@modestonieves5792 6 жыл бұрын

dude where is my truck?? hahaha

@daoust26 5 жыл бұрын

The B natural short was hilarious lol I miss this show so much

@mepacrina9291 Жыл бұрын

Awesome ! I discovered this only now, thanks to google algorithm (this time it worked). The show, the jokes, irony and humor is so good, the type used in Police Squad series and Robot Chicken. Thank you for upload!